The Nazi Estate Agent

[@SquireComedy]

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[@SlothSicleGD]

Love your videos

[@Anotherhobo]

Woah I early yay

[@Boopy_PTFS]

Yo man love from USA 🇺🇸

[@EpicRenegade777]

I think the comedy in this video has landed really well, much like that bomb, by not lingering on jokes for so long as before, the goring joke was really quick and i think that made it alot more funny then lingering on it for too long like some older videos.

[@Bosnian.Spartan]

Stop putting ads in the middle please!

[@SquireComedy]

I was pretty sick when we recorded this, and you can tell. But, you don't get hired by the Suburban Sales team (SS) without being able to buck up, and sell houses. Anyway, please share this video whilst It's up. And whilst we have a channel.

[@The_Irish_Tank]

First, also hi

[@SNIPERTHATSUCKS]

The Suburban sales teams lamao. That's a fucking good one

[@youtubesnamingpolicysucks]

Worried about it being deleted or you being scrubbed from YT?

[@EpicRenegade777]

Sick of all those pesky russians i bet!

[@jordanhooper1527]

I'll keep an eye on Reichmove

[@ResonantRTS]

Watched this in a public cafe... im now on a list. Thanks mate

[@SquireComedy]

Our pleasure.

[@TrollTVman6900]

​@@SquireComedy☠️

[@AnimarchyHistory]

3 Billion Reichmarcks for a house. So only half the going price of a place in London…. Or all of Australia.

[@houjisaifeddine5524]

if i'm being honest, paying that much for Australia is a bad investement. you can't really flip it and resell it for a profit, and you can't even use it courtesy of all the bugs, snakes, and australians that hide in there

[@user-nm2xw6dv2z]

A closet in Toronto

[@TCLe]

I loved the twist that the real estate agent ended up being an all reich guy

[@jediknight1294]

I did not zee that line coming

[@ousou78]

@@jediknight1294 Because you contourned that line!

[@user-cv8qe9ru8c]

😂

[@123Dunebuggy]

When the property market is really booming.

[@SquireComedy]

You could say, it was...on fire.

[@wilberwhateley7569]

Quite literally! Lots of shrapnel!

[@riku3716]

Apparently RAF and USAF reduced supply faster than demand.

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

And look at that expansive yard! Definitely no mass grave there. Trenches are already dug in for the kiddies to play war.... or get conscripted whatever.

[@chartreux1532]

You joke, but when i grew up in the late 1980s West Germany, digging actual "Child-sized" Trenches was common, which COINCIDENTALLY was a Fun Activity our Grandparents (WW2 Veterans) taught us. In hindsight i'm happy they told us to do that, helped me immensely when i joined the Bundeswehr at Age 18 but it also made us be quite fit and manage to spend Weeks doing the same Thing instead of doing something dangerous. The only Person made at it was my WW1 Great Grandpa who wanted to use those Plots of Land for Potatoes haha Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

Buy today and you’ll be in England tomorrow, not as a reward or anything it’s just the speed that the fronts moving right now

[@joshuabessire9169]

My luck I'll be in the Russian zone.

[@TheMowmans]

😂😂

[@robertcasey3528]

"The Poles aren't going to help us now, not sfter what ive done" 🤣🤣

[@spaceface124]

The zoom on his face killed me lmao

[@Lonovavir]

Fixing up the German-Polish relationship will be a project and a half.

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

@@Lonovavir Well neither of them likes Russians, and both have done, let's call it exploring Russia! That could be a start.

[@rannosamueladson3829]

"There's nobody hiding in the attic" Somehow, you can have an attic without a roof.😂

[@SquireComedy]

Don't reveal the plot holes...and roof holes.

[@misterbasileo]

He was just telling the truth, nobody is hiding in the attic because there is no attic

[@SgtRocko]

I shared this with my 104-year old great-aunt in Berlin... she kept tittering and going "this is SO naughty but ach, so funny". She's sharing it with her friends now LOL

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

104 years? Damn that's crazy (if its true) 😮

[@hellenicboi14]

​@@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Not all that unbelievable. The oldest woman to ever live died at 122.

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

@@hellenicboi14 never said it was unbelievable, just that it is crazy! 😉

[@legofan4047]

Why does she know English? That’s quite uncommon as far as I know…

[@sebastianriemer1777]

Depends about her background. 3 of my 4 grandparents spoke English. Grandma 1 because she was raised in a protestant noble family. Grandma 2 because she went to a upper class girls school. Grandpa 1 because he was a university graduate as a railroad engineer. Grandpa 2 was a steel worker and later became a typesetter. He could only speak German. But that's pretty uncommon for the time. My home village has a street named after its doctor at the time. He was the only English speaker in that area and saved the village because he walked towards the approaching English units to inform them where the German soldiers were hiding. Thanks to him only a few houses were destroyed. The Brits used them to fill a river to cross it. The villages and cities around us were pretty much flattened.

[@Raptorvision95]

“Now we need the Pols” I never laughed so hard before

[@Joannes808]

Well. It was either them, or the Italians. And the those guy definitely got the poorer Allied reviews from their last two big jobs.

[@victorius_45]

As one of Poles i can confirm, we make great plumbers xD

[@jhonbus]

@@victorius_45 As someone from a country that recently made itself a lot less accessible and appealing to Poles, I can confirm we now don't have enough plumbers.

[@Sirius1914]

Sounds like your average Oxford real estate agent to me.

[@Barwasser]

slightly more honest though

[@ciaranReal]

Haha 🤣 😂

[@Nobody.exe50]

"Mostly from the RAF" i spitted my driink with that one, also 6:25 and 7:10 lmao

[@visceral.history]

Not after what I've done... 😐

[@Stephenj3]

The “suppose you could extend” remark to inviting the Görings over was brilliant lol.

[@nopnopnopnopnopnopnop]

I don't get it

[@Gravity_studioss]

​@@nopnopnopnopnopnopnop Göring was fat as hell. They need to extend the kitchen

[@petertaylor4980]

Whenever Squire does anything set in Nazi Germany there's always a joke about Göring's girth.

[@captainyossarian388]

2:04 "Ah yes, the fire, the skylight, and the bomb conversation piece, all courtesy of the RAF."

[@tovarisch3490]

"We could finally invite the Goerings around for dinner!" "I suppose you could extend."

[@YourAverageRailwayFan]

The fact that most of these shots were one take was really funny

[@oriontaylor]

But when you think about it, someone, somewhere in Germany was moving house in a bombed city during the war. The Suburban Sales corps must have had their work cut out for them, especially getting insurance. 'For sale: 2 and 1/4 bedroom house, 1 bath, 14 skylights, variable light show every evening. Good proximity to air raid shelters and a freshly tilled garden by volunteer RAF aeroplanes. Room to rebuild a dining room. No lowball offers, ich weiß what ich habe.'

[@Aredel]

I have to wonder what real estate agencies in 1944/1945 looked like along the Western front as the lines moved back and forth. Was it different agencies, or was it the same agent wearing different outfits depending on the customer in question?

[@hellenicboi14]

People were fleeing beyond the zones of allied control and the bombings made it unsafe to drive anywhere, so I imagine there wasn't all that much real-estate going on. Probably made a killing after the war selling the houses of soldiers who died.

[@indominusrex1652]

Same soldiers with different outfits and name today he's Hans tomorrow he's James

[@HowieDewitt535]

@@hellenicboi14 He was joking.

[@shigella63]

As a previous real estate agent, this was hilarious, and real. Squire would make a great agent!

[@SquireComedy]

I've been told that before, out of this context! :D

[@shigella63]

@@SquireComedy Well, if you ever decide on a career change, do the commercial buildings version of real estate. Better money, and you only work weekdays, not weekends, like residential real estate agents.

[@sugarnads]

'Theyre the worst...second worst people' straight in lol

[@AtrakKarta]

7:41 "There's no -body hiding in the- attic."

[@JohnSchuster-yc6dp]

I would recommend this to many people want to find a house with a perfect fit! 5 stars for sure.

[@SquireComedy]

Good. Keep recommending it, KZbin sure won't. Haha...ah....sigh.

[@JohnSchuster-yc6dp]

Honestly theses day KZbin doesn’t really recommend anything good.

[@ggoddkkiller1342]

Delivery guy just threw the bomb inside, didn't he? Those delivery guys are out of control..

[@Elongated_Muskrat]

Squire shows up to social events dressed like that and doesn’t elaborate why.

[@georgemetcalf8763]

Real estate agent probably picked up sales tips from French realtors selling places in Zone Rouge.

[@Sh4quille0atmeal]

$0,23 for that building is outrageous! the housing market is crazy right now, nobody of this generation can afford anything!

[@wideyxyz2271]

Suburban Sales team...pmls...excellent! Loving the wartime LEDs

[@lyallfurphy]

0:10 It’s actually perfectly acceptable to generalise all real estate agents based on their occupation.

[@SquireComedy]

Isn't it just.

[@itsjustkingy]

in this case the occupation of my town

[@SR-75Penetrator]

Everything that comes from this channel is bloody lovely

[@larrylindgren215]

Oh great German marching music that I have to spend time searching for lol.

[@YeOldeAccount27]

The song at the beginning is "Lore Lore Lore" EDIT: Also called "Im walde, im grunen walde" iirc

[@TheCaptainbeefylog]

Can't sleep at the front? More pervitin!

[@TuAFFalcon]

Real estate agent - drives up in a rent a car, talks crap, makes you wait, tries to rip you off.

[@martinkasper197]

I thought there will be an ad for Panzerschokolade...🤣🤣

[@emgab1481]

I like it when the video just comes out and you get to see the stats change

[@dadodadokowski9108]

Man whatching this while drunk in a tram is really something diffrebt

[@Kettleman1.0]

'You know what they say, master bedroom for a master ra-' 😂

[@philpants44]

Is that book case included 😂

[@oliverpetroski4205]

Well... I'm sure the previous owners had a blast with all the luftwaffles for breakfast every morning.😅 The RAF had to redecorate the place though...

[@Anderson21G]

This was needed had me in stitches especially the bomb/alarm clock and the plumber being needed - that got dark quick 😂 Just moved house so been a long weekend then off to work Tuesday so this was right on point thank you guys 😊

[@garreTTU2023]

Pretty sure the algorithm is burying this because of the title. I’ve watched all of your videos and I didn’t see this for way longer than it usually takes your videos to appear.

[@SquireComedy]

Yeeeaaaaah, it really is.

[@alexyoon-sungcucina7895]

Manipulated like the inseam on Hermann Goring's trousers.

[@reanukeeves2k77]

It took longer to appear than Steiner’s counterattack

[@sirflaps7619]

Love the use of hell let loose sound effects chaps.

[@majorhawker4776]

Last time I was this early the Roman Empire was still around.

[@thalastianjorus]

These guys are hilarious, and they remind me of the old Flying Circus episodes. Not only in the great humor that each episode invokes, but much like Flying Circus the jokes continue until they stop being funny. However, they seem to know well when to recognize that they have stopped being funny, and end it there.

[@chrisb1269]

Pretty sure that wow factor line was lifted straight from a gavin and stacey episode 😂

[@SquireComedy]

My little nod to such an iconic estate agent scene.

[@chrisb1269]

@@SquireComedy nice touch

[@jenningsrozzell7557]

May I suggest a "Hogan's Hero's" type episode?

[@FrauWilhelmKlink]

Oh god, yes! Squire kinda looks a bit like Newkirk...

[@alexhamilton3522]

Love the mention of the insane inflation.

[@SharkGames12_g]

The totally "Real" Estate agent from "Argentina"

[@KiiXii]

“Great house, what did you build it on?” *”Ashes.”*

[@anuradhakularathna1384]

'Suburban Sales' OMG!!! 🤣👌💛

[@skylx0812]

_"Vow, vat a view!"_ *KABOOM!!* 💥 _"...To A Kill."_ *cue 80s John Barry

[@Sadkenny253]

Dun dun DaDUNNNNNN

[@Gravity_studioss]

That door part got me crying. Hilarious as always

[@darthkittyoustheunwise7581]

Damn mine were Argentinean Doctors after the war

[@slickderp]

So whatever happened to that brilliant alarm clock...? Hope the property value stayed at a good price.

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

AND conversation piece! Eventually pieces, but whatever.

[@qyyap]

when he was talking about how much he loved the bomb, i really thought he was gonna say “theres so much to die for”

[@bichontime8198]

I can fully imagine this during WW2 in Germany. 100% accurate in this aspect

[@maxmach4361]

The price of this property went up by few millions during that tour.

[@veermudambi5795]

I was pretty certain the couple was going to die horrifically but the ending still managed to catch me off guard XD

[@nickmaclachlan5178]

"Would you say the vendors are highly motivated"?

[@TheYellowDuckGuy]

Absolutely brilliant!

[@ChrisWar666]

Recently fucking detached 😂. Fuck me, so much good shit. Watch out for the gazpacho!!!

[@dElChapuliun]

I love your content so much

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers!

[@chadsoucek4678]

I love the way you guys do the ads in your videos

[@user-is6pz7nk3u]

At least the commute is short.

[@lilithstenhouse267]

The acting this episode is incredibly poor & corny and I love it, it really sells how risky a concept this video is. The final twist was very clever too

[@leanylean3089]

Still better than the price of living in modern-day USA.

[@plant_joy7489]

Damn I'm really early, bro, but anyway, I wanna thank you for really making my days happy and joyful whenever I watch your videos, I really enjoyed the one about the german guns and allied guns

[@wubsyman5796]

I'm sorry but can we all agree that sleep mask are literally just headphone ear cups

[@Captain_Coleslaw]

Was wondering where the location for the shoot was, then I saw the pellet stuck in the doorframe, and that rang a bell haha!

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

Wasn't expecting that Ice Cold in Alex reference.

[@Squidstopmotion411]

I love the Anne Frank reference

[@bieneulm1982]

What Anne Frank reference?!

[@Squidstopmotion411]

​​@@bieneulm1982 the whole thing about the people in the attic, and how he was trying to cover for them so they don't get caught, and Anne frank hid behind a bookcase to disguise the door 7:43

[@diegode415]

The top floor was a missed opportunity for a garden

[@TheopolisQSmith]

I enjoy these vids. So much I even watch the commercials!

[@kylemcgrane9571]

The "second" worst people!!! Omg!!😂😂

[@Jacky-zt5ch]

I was not expecting the Reichmove joke lol

[@joedingo7022]

I had a funny feeling something was off about that property the moment I saw the bomb was German and rusty. That and the agent doing everything in his power to make the property look bad. It wasn't actually that bad overall. ✔️

[@peterpanini96]

Keep it up... hilarious as always. 😂😂😂

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks! Will do!

[@DanielFleischmannJr]

They won't be up for much longer...brilliant 😂

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

"As it stands" lol.

[@williamrees6662]

Fat shaming Göring. Unacceptable.

[@josephpalinkas1406]

This is killing me slowly 🥴🤣 you guys are gifted

[@itsjohndell]

Nice tie, Ollie.

[@kyekruchoski1457]

love the Poles plumber reference. wonder what that man did to them. ill bet it was he didn't take them as cheap labor which gave them all a heart attack and nothing bad at all

[@JayM409]

The hand kiss was a nice touch, but you only kiss the hands of unmarried women.

[@cutemutadedbearwithtwoheads]

AH the times when we germans still thought the RAF is britisch i miss them

[@Robertthespartan]

Now from operation Barbarossa we have loads of free and flat land

[@jhonbus]

Have to admit, you got me with "Reichmove"

[@magnusbuckus3266]

Giving me gavin and stacey flat hunting vibes

[@thurin84]

your presentation clearly blew them away! shame about the commission.

[@tillposer]

Ok, I wouldn't expect commedians to know the minutiae of wwii German uniforms, but the makes of this video should have invested two minutes of research here. The collar flashes are Panzer flashes, part of the regular Wehrmacht armoured troops. These are not SS insignia. Royal Army used skull and crossbone insignia, the Royal Lancers still feature them on their website. The EKII ribbon is not worn in the breastpocket button hole, but in the second button of the tunic. If you really wanted to make him sinister, if over the top, one collar flash should have been the double sigrune. Another way would have been to put him into brown stormtrooper uniform... Sigh...

[@SquireComedy]

"The collar flashes are Panzer flashes" - They're not exlusively panzer flashes. Slightly undermines any argument really, but fairplay.

[@andersjepsen1309]

They clearly weren't serious buyers

[@auxiance14]

"worst- er second worst people on earth" lol

[@Marthos01]

I love lebensraum

[@heccsclips3319]

Mr squire how many channel strikes have you gotten for these skits? i must say you have gotten quite daring since the cardboard days id like to think the $5 ive donated via patreon has assisted in renting this shack for the day 😂

[@user-wc9dg9rx7w]

Where did you get the m32 uniform

[@Falkriim]

Already laughing at the first joke

[@Thefrogeboi]

U make the best videos ever

[@joshuahnatyszyn]

Great video

[@ItsCarl94]

ofc its karl..

[@thestonedwitch]

You have no right looking that dashing in an ss uniform 😤