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@SlothSicleGD3 ай бұрын
Love your videos
@Anotherhobo3 ай бұрын
Woah I early yay
@Boopy_PTFS3 ай бұрын
Yo man love from USA 🇺🇸
@EpicRenegade7773 ай бұрын
I think the comedy in this video has landed really well, much like that bomb, by not lingering on jokes for so long as before, the goring joke was really quick and i think that made it alot more funny then lingering on it for too long like some older videos.
@Bosnian.Spartan3 ай бұрын
Stop putting ads in the middle please!
@SquireComedy3 ай бұрын
I was pretty sick when we recorded this, and you can tell. But, you don't get hired by the Suburban Sales team (SS) without being able to buck up, and sell houses. Anyway, please share this video whilst It's up. And whilst we have a channel.
@The_Irish_Tank3 ай бұрын
First, also hi
@SNIPERTHATSUCKS3 ай бұрын
The Suburban sales teams lamao. That's a fucking good one
@youtubesnamingpolicysucks3 ай бұрын
Worried about it being deleted or you being scrubbed from YT?
@EpicRenegade7773 ай бұрын
Sick of all those pesky russians i bet!
@jordanhooper15273 ай бұрын
I'll keep an eye on Reichmove
@ResonantRTS2 ай бұрын
Watched this in a public cafe... im now on a list. Thanks mate
@SquireComedy2 ай бұрын
Our pleasure.
@TrollTVman690018 күн бұрын
@@SquireComedy☠️
@AnimarchyHistory3 ай бұрын
3 Billion Reichmarcks for a house. So only half the going price of a place in London…. Or all of Australia.
@houjisaifeddine55243 ай бұрын
if i'm being honest, paying that much for Australia is a bad investement. you can't really flip it and resell it for a profit, and you can't even use it courtesy of all the bugs, snakes, and australians that hide in there
@user-nm2xw6dv2z9 күн бұрын
A closet in Toronto
@TCLe3 ай бұрын
I loved the twist that the real estate agent ended up being an all reich guy
@jediknight12943 ай бұрын
I did not zee that line coming
@ousou782 ай бұрын
@@jediknight1294 Because you contourned that line!
@user-cv8qe9ru8c2 ай бұрын
😂
@123Dunebuggy3 ай бұрын
When the property market is really booming.
@SquireComedy3 ай бұрын
You could say, it was...on fire.
@wilberwhateley75693 ай бұрын
Quite literally! Lots of shrapnel!
@riku371629 күн бұрын
Apparently RAF and USAF reduced supply faster than demand.
@stillcantbesilencedevennow3 ай бұрын
And look at that expansive yard! Definitely no mass grave there. Trenches are already dug in for the kiddies to play war.... or get conscripted whatever.
@chartreux15322 ай бұрын
You joke, but when i grew up in the late 1980s West Germany, digging actual "Child-sized" Trenches was common, which COINCIDENTALLY was a Fun Activity our Grandparents (WW2 Veterans) taught us. In hindsight i'm happy they told us to do that, helped me immensely when i joined the Bundeswehr at Age 18 but it also made us be quite fit and manage to spend Weeks doing the same Thing instead of doing something dangerous. The only Person made at it was my WW1 Great Grandpa who wanted to use those Plots of Land for Potatoes haha Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps
@kestrels-in-the-sky3 ай бұрын
Buy today and you’ll be in England tomorrow, not as a reward or anything it’s just the speed that the fronts moving right now
@joshuabessire91693 ай бұрын
My luck I'll be in the Russian zone.
@TheMowmans2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@robertcasey35283 ай бұрын
"The Poles aren't going to help us now, not sfter what ive done" 🤣🤣
@spaceface1243 ай бұрын
The zoom on his face killed me lmao
@Lonovavir3 ай бұрын
Fixing up the German-Polish relationship will be a project and a half.
@jed-henrywitkowski64702 ай бұрын
@@Lonovavir Well neither of them likes Russians, and both have done, let's call it exploring Russia! That could be a start.
@rannosamueladson38292 ай бұрын
"There's nobody hiding in the attic" Somehow, you can have an attic without a roof.😂
@SquireComedy2 ай бұрын
Don't reveal the plot holes...and roof holes.
@misterbasileo2 ай бұрын
He was just telling the truth, nobody is hiding in the attic because there is no attic
@SgtRocko3 ай бұрын
I shared this with my 104-year old great-aunt in Berlin... she kept tittering and going "this is SO naughty but ach, so funny". She's sharing it with her friends now LOL
@rhabeldibabeldi68123 ай бұрын
104 years? Damn that's crazy (if its true) 😮
@hellenicboi143 ай бұрын
@@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Not all that unbelievable. The oldest woman to ever live died at 122.
@rhabeldibabeldi68123 ай бұрын
@@hellenicboi14 never said it was unbelievable, just that it is crazy! 😉
@legofan40473 ай бұрын
Why does she know English? That’s quite uncommon as far as I know…
@sebastianriemer17773 ай бұрын
Depends about her background. 3 of my 4 grandparents spoke English. Grandma 1 because she was raised in a protestant noble family. Grandma 2 because she went to a upper class girls school. Grandpa 1 because he was a university graduate as a railroad engineer. Grandpa 2 was a steel worker and later became a typesetter. He could only speak German. But that's pretty uncommon for the time. My home village has a street named after its doctor at the time. He was the only English speaker in that area and saved the village because he walked towards the approaching English units to inform them where the German soldiers were hiding. Thanks to him only a few houses were destroyed. The Brits used them to fill a river to cross it. The villages and cities around us were pretty much flattened.
@Raptorvision953 ай бұрын
“Now we need the Pols” I never laughed so hard before
@Joannes8083 ай бұрын
Well. It was either them, or the Italians. And the those guy definitely got the poorer Allied reviews from their last two big jobs.
@victorius_453 ай бұрын
As one of Poles i can confirm, we make great plumbers xD
@jhonbus3 ай бұрын
@@victorius_45 As someone from a country that recently made itself a lot less accessible and appealing to Poles, I can confirm we now don't have enough plumbers.
@Sirius19143 ай бұрын
Sounds like your average Oxford real estate agent to me.
@Barwasser2 ай бұрын
slightly more honest though
@ciaranReal2 ай бұрын
Haha 🤣 😂
@Nobody.exe503 ай бұрын
"Mostly from the RAF" i spitted my driink with that one, also 6:25 and 7:10 lmao
@visceral.history3 ай бұрын
Not after what I've done... 😐
@Stephenj33 ай бұрын
The “suppose you could extend” remark to inviting the Görings over was brilliant lol.
@nopnopnopnopnopnopnop3 ай бұрын
I don't get it
@Gravity_studioss2 ай бұрын
@@nopnopnopnopnopnopnop Göring was fat as hell. They need to extend the kitchen
@petertaylor49802 ай бұрын
Whenever Squire does anything set in Nazi Germany there's always a joke about Göring's girth.
@captainyossarian3883 ай бұрын
2:04 "Ah yes, the fire, the skylight, and the bomb conversation piece, all courtesy of the RAF."
@tovarisch34903 ай бұрын
"We could finally invite the Goerings around for dinner!" "I suppose you could extend."
@YourAverageRailwayFan3 ай бұрын
The fact that most of these shots were one take was really funny
@oriontaylor3 ай бұрын
But when you think about it, someone, somewhere in Germany was moving house in a bombed city during the war. The Suburban Sales corps must have had their work cut out for them, especially getting insurance. 'For sale: 2 and 1/4 bedroom house, 1 bath, 14 skylights, variable light show every evening. Good proximity to air raid shelters and a freshly tilled garden by volunteer RAF aeroplanes. Room to rebuild a dining room. No lowball offers, ich weiß what ich habe.'
@Aredel3 ай бұрын
I have to wonder what real estate agencies in 1944/1945 looked like along the Western front as the lines moved back and forth. Was it different agencies, or was it the same agent wearing different outfits depending on the customer in question?
@hellenicboi143 ай бұрын
People were fleeing beyond the zones of allied control and the bombings made it unsafe to drive anywhere, so I imagine there wasn't all that much real-estate going on. Probably made a killing after the war selling the houses of soldiers who died.
@indominusrex16522 ай бұрын
Same soldiers with different outfits and name today he's Hans tomorrow he's James
@HowieDewitt5352 ай бұрын
@@hellenicboi14 He was joking.
@shigella632 ай бұрын
As a previous real estate agent, this was hilarious, and real. Squire would make a great agent!
@SquireComedy2 ай бұрын
I've been told that before, out of this context! :D
@shigella6315 күн бұрын
@@SquireComedy Well, if you ever decide on a career change, do the commercial buildings version of real estate. Better money, and you only work weekdays, not weekends, like residential real estate agents.
@sugarnads3 ай бұрын
'Theyre the worst...second worst people' straight in lol
@AtrakKarta3 ай бұрын
7:41 "There's no -body hiding in the- attic."
@JohnSchuster-yc6dp3 ай бұрын
I would recommend this to many people want to find a house with a perfect fit! 5 stars for sure.
Honestly theses day KZbin doesn’t really recommend anything good.
@ggoddkkiller13423 ай бұрын
Delivery guy just threw the bomb inside, didn't he? Those delivery guys are out of control..
@Elongated_Muskrat3 ай бұрын
Squire shows up to social events dressed like that and doesn’t elaborate why.
@georgemetcalf87633 ай бұрын
Real estate agent probably picked up sales tips from French realtors selling places in Zone Rouge.
@Sh4quille0atmeal2 ай бұрын
$0,23 for that building is outrageous! the housing market is crazy right now, nobody of this generation can afford anything!
@wideyxyz22713 ай бұрын
Suburban Sales team...pmls...excellent! Loving the wartime LEDs
@lyallfurphy3 ай бұрын
0:10 It’s actually perfectly acceptable to generalise all real estate agents based on their occupation.
@SquireComedy3 ай бұрын
Isn't it just.
@itsjustkingyАй бұрын
in this case the occupation of my town
@SR-75Penetrator3 ай бұрын
Everything that comes from this channel is bloody lovely
@larrylindgren2153 ай бұрын
Oh great German marching music that I have to spend time searching for lol.
@YeOldeAccount273 ай бұрын
The song at the beginning is "Lore Lore Lore" EDIT: Also called "Im walde, im grunen walde" iirc
@TheCaptainbeefylog3 ай бұрын
Can't sleep at the front? More pervitin!
@TuAFFalcon3 ай бұрын
Real estate agent - drives up in a rent a car, talks crap, makes you wait, tries to rip you off.
@martinkasper1973 ай бұрын
I thought there will be an ad for Panzerschokolade...🤣🤣
@emgab14813 ай бұрын
I like it when the video just comes out and you get to see the stats change
@dadodadokowski91083 ай бұрын
Man whatching this while drunk in a tram is really something diffrebt
@Kettleman1.03 ай бұрын
'You know what they say, master bedroom for a master ra-' 😂
@philpants443 ай бұрын
Is that book case included 😂
@oliverpetroski42053 ай бұрын
Well... I'm sure the previous owners had a blast with all the luftwaffles for breakfast every morning.😅 The RAF had to redecorate the place though...
@Anderson21G3 ай бұрын
This was needed had me in stitches especially the bomb/alarm clock and the plumber being needed - that got dark quick 😂 Just moved house so been a long weekend then off to work Tuesday so this was right on point thank you guys 😊
@garreTTU20233 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the algorithm is burying this because of the title. I’ve watched all of your videos and I didn’t see this for way longer than it usually takes your videos to appear.
@SquireComedy2 ай бұрын
Yeeeaaaaah, it really is.
@alexyoon-sungcucina78952 ай бұрын
Manipulated like the inseam on Hermann Goring's trousers.
@reanukeeves2k7710 күн бұрын
It took longer to appear than Steiner’s counterattack
@sirflaps76193 ай бұрын
Love the use of hell let loose sound effects chaps.
@majorhawker47763 ай бұрын
Last time I was this early the Roman Empire was still around.
@thalastianjorus3 ай бұрын
These guys are hilarious, and they remind me of the old Flying Circus episodes. Not only in the great humor that each episode invokes, but much like Flying Circus the jokes continue until they stop being funny. However, they seem to know well when to recognize that they have stopped being funny, and end it there.
@chrisb12693 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that wow factor line was lifted straight from a gavin and stacey episode 😂
@SquireComedy3 ай бұрын
My little nod to such an iconic estate agent scene.
@chrisb12693 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy nice touch
@jenningsrozzell75573 ай бұрын
May I suggest a "Hogan's Hero's" type episode?
@FrauWilhelmKlink2 ай бұрын
Oh god, yes! Squire kinda looks a bit like Newkirk...
@alexhamilton35223 ай бұрын
Love the mention of the insane inflation.
@SharkGames12_g3 ай бұрын
The totally "Real" Estate agent from "Argentina"
@KiiXii20 күн бұрын
“Great house, what did you build it on?” *”Ashes.”*
@anuradhakularathna13843 ай бұрын
'Suburban Sales' OMG!!! 🤣👌💛
@skylx08123 ай бұрын
_"Vow, vat a view!"_ *KABOOM!!* 💥 _"...To A Kill."_ *cue 80s John Barry
@Sadkenny2533 ай бұрын
Dun dun DaDUNNNNNN
@Gravity_studioss2 ай бұрын
That door part got me crying. Hilarious as always
@darthkittyoustheunwise75813 ай бұрын
Damn mine were Argentinean Doctors after the war
@slickderp3 ай бұрын
So whatever happened to that brilliant alarm clock...? Hope the property value stayed at a good price.
@mikhailiagacesa34063 ай бұрын
AND conversation piece! Eventually pieces, but whatever.
@qyyap2 ай бұрын
when he was talking about how much he loved the bomb, i really thought he was gonna say “theres so much to die for”
@bichontime81982 ай бұрын
I can fully imagine this during WW2 in Germany. 100% accurate in this aspect
@maxmach43612 ай бұрын
The price of this property went up by few millions during that tour.
@veermudambi57952 ай бұрын
I was pretty certain the couple was going to die horrifically but the ending still managed to catch me off guard XD
@nickmaclachlan51782 ай бұрын
"Would you say the vendors are highly motivated"?
@TheYellowDuckGuy3 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant!
@ChrisWar6662 ай бұрын
Recently fucking detached 😂. Fuck me, so much good shit. Watch out for the gazpacho!!!
@dElChapuliun3 ай бұрын
I love your content so much
@SquireComedy3 ай бұрын
Cheers!
@chadsoucek46782 ай бұрын
I love the way you guys do the ads in your videos
@user-is6pz7nk3u3 ай бұрын
At least the commute is short.
@lilithstenhouse2673 ай бұрын
The acting this episode is incredibly poor & corny and I love it, it really sells how risky a concept this video is. The final twist was very clever too
@leanylean30892 ай бұрын
Still better than the price of living in modern-day USA.
@plant_joy74893 ай бұрын
Damn I'm really early, bro, but anyway, I wanna thank you for really making my days happy and joyful whenever I watch your videos, I really enjoyed the one about the german guns and allied guns
@wubsyman57963 ай бұрын
I'm sorry but can we all agree that sleep mask are literally just headphone ear cups
@Captain_Coleslaw3 ай бұрын
Was wondering where the location for the shoot was, then I saw the pellet stuck in the doorframe, and that rang a bell haha!
@eldorados_lost_searcher3 ай бұрын
Wasn't expecting that Ice Cold in Alex reference.
@Squidstopmotion4113 ай бұрын
I love the Anne Frank reference
@bieneulm19822 ай бұрын
What Anne Frank reference?!
@Squidstopmotion4112 ай бұрын
@@bieneulm1982 the whole thing about the people in the attic, and how he was trying to cover for them so they don't get caught, and Anne frank hid behind a bookcase to disguise the door 7:43
@diegode4153 ай бұрын
The top floor was a missed opportunity for a garden
@TheopolisQSmith3 ай бұрын
I enjoy these vids. So much I even watch the commercials!
@kylemcgrane95712 ай бұрын
The "second" worst people!!! Omg!!😂😂
@Jacky-zt5ch3 ай бұрын
I was not expecting the Reichmove joke lol
@joedingo70222 ай бұрын
I had a funny feeling something was off about that property the moment I saw the bomb was German and rusty. That and the agent doing everything in his power to make the property look bad. It wasn't actually that bad overall. ✔️
@peterpanini963 ай бұрын
Keep it up... hilarious as always. 😂😂😂
@SquireComedy3 ай бұрын
Thanks! Will do!
@DanielFleischmannJr3 ай бұрын
They won't be up for much longer...brilliant 😂
@jed-henrywitkowski64702 ай бұрын
"As it stands" lol.
@williamrees66623 ай бұрын
Fat shaming Göring. Unacceptable.
@josephpalinkas14063 ай бұрын
This is killing me slowly 🥴🤣 you guys are gifted
@itsjohndell3 ай бұрын
Nice tie, Ollie.
@kyekruchoski14573 ай бұрын
love the Poles plumber reference. wonder what that man did to them. ill bet it was he didn't take them as cheap labor which gave them all a heart attack and nothing bad at all
@JayM4093 ай бұрын
The hand kiss was a nice touch, but you only kiss the hands of unmarried women.
@cutemutadedbearwithtwoheads3 ай бұрын
AH the times when we germans still thought the RAF is britisch i miss them
@Robertthespartan2 ай бұрын
Now from operation Barbarossa we have loads of free and flat land
@jhonbus3 ай бұрын
Have to admit, you got me with "Reichmove"
@magnusbuckus32663 ай бұрын
Giving me gavin and stacey flat hunting vibes
@thurin843 ай бұрын
your presentation clearly blew them away! shame about the commission.
@tillposer2 ай бұрын
Ok, I wouldn't expect commedians to know the minutiae of wwii German uniforms, but the makes of this video should have invested two minutes of research here. The collar flashes are Panzer flashes, part of the regular Wehrmacht armoured troops. These are not SS insignia. Royal Army used skull and crossbone insignia, the Royal Lancers still feature them on their website. The EKII ribbon is not worn in the breastpocket button hole, but in the second button of the tunic. If you really wanted to make him sinister, if over the top, one collar flash should have been the double sigrune. Another way would have been to put him into brown stormtrooper uniform... Sigh...
@SquireComedy2 ай бұрын
"The collar flashes are Panzer flashes" - They're not exlusively panzer flashes. Slightly undermines any argument really, but fairplay.
@andersjepsen13095 күн бұрын
They clearly weren't serious buyers
@auxiance14Ай бұрын
"worst- er second worst people on earth" lol
@Marthos013 ай бұрын
I love lebensraum
@heccsclips33193 ай бұрын
Mr squire how many channel strikes have you gotten for these skits? i must say you have gotten quite daring since the cardboard days id like to think the $5 ive donated via patreon has assisted in renting this shack for the day 😂
@user-wc9dg9rx7w2 ай бұрын
Where did you get the m32 uniform
@Falkriim24 күн бұрын
Already laughing at the first joke
@Thefrogeboi3 ай бұрын
U make the best videos ever
@joshuahnatyszyn3 ай бұрын
Great video
@ItsCarl943 ай бұрын
ofc its karl..
@thestonedwitch2 ай бұрын
You have no right looking that dashing in an ss uniform 😤