THE NEW BELLE DELPHINE

[@yeahyeah4001]

most people: buy a makeup brush. 5-minute crafts: *c* *u* *t* *h* *a* *i* *r*

[@Marigold11037]

Discount 5-minute crafts- *cuts hair about 7 inches above elastic band when requiring 1 inch of hair*

[@Bloodray19]

Just could have cut some from the end, but nooo, that's too logical. I mean... Considering they are doing this at all

[@snail2426]

More like cut *e v e r y t h i n g*

[@altoon2993]

The funniest part is that you can se that they didn’t use it coz the brush at the end looks completely different

[@harlowsgarlicbread6725]

*s l o i c e*

[@brunsvikk2714]

Broken phone screen? Dont by a new one, just pour liquid plutonium on it👍

[@Paul-tj9fb]

I like how there is a misspell and u edited it and litteraly did not fix that

[@brunsvikk2714]

No?

[@Paul-tj9fb]

@@brunsvikk2714 its buy if its a joke I dont get it

[@brunsvikk2714]

I don’t speak English so idk

[@absinthe7266]

And sprinkle a mix of actinium and uranium and rub it well. Voila! Your phone crack is healed!

[@balmain-i3e]

That photo over there by the shelf is giving you weird looks, Slazo. I think he likes you..

[@nicoleclee7718]

look out! I think Slazo Slazo likes you!

[@angelm532]

*I LIKE EM BIG....I LIKE EM CHUNKY (CHUNKY)!*

[@olliedwards8069]

THEY LIKE MY SOUND, THEY THINK I’M FUNKY (FUNKY)

[@ManixDash]

i want to continue, but i also want to be on r/madlads. So here we are

[@diorsse]

OoOoOooOoOoO

[@eleanor4618]

Pads are expensive, I'm not about to waste four of them, they only come in like packs of eight!

[@delightfulhormones]

Also; this lady probably drove to the pool, walked into the pool area, swam around for a bit, decided to leave, and then, and only then, realised she didn't have her thongs. And her solution, instead of just, ya'know, drying her feet off and walking out, decided to reach for the pads-Which she for some reason has in a pool bag? I get tampons, but why pads?? Was she swimming with one? because honey, no... Thats not how this works sis. Edit: Thongs are flip-flops. Or if you're a Kiwi, jandals. Because they're insane.

[@k1t429]

I just have to ask. When will anyone ever be in a situation when they are at a pool and have pads, but not flip flops?!

[@sophianeedstochillout5169]

@moi dollita but $15 is a lot for 56 pads

[@sarahanne__]

You can get £3 flip-flops on amazon 😂😂😂 I hate those hacks

[@AmandaSantos-if9jc]

hey slazo loving the hair you look less like a 12 year old boy that just hit puberty 👍🏻🥰

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

What if we do want that

[@shumymai]

@@dontknowdontcare1934 WHOA

[@rydemk4168]

Still looks like a 12 year old

[@shumymai]

@@dontknowdontcare1934 WHAT

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

@@shumymai Sorry Mr.FBI I needed the internet points.😢😢😢

[@risingfalcon]

I hate to admit it but the toeless socks are actually kind of a good idea?? a lot of women's shoes are much more comfortable with socks...

[@solarcynicism]

trrueeee lol

[@mreid86]

Yeah, I was a little offput by his reaction, heels can give really bad blisters-

[@midaysha]

My thoughts exactly lol, like I find most shoes uncomfortable without socks

[@kelseypease3631]

See I was thinking it'd be perfect for separating toes to prevent blisters, because that's where I get mine the worst. But those toe separating socks don't go high enough between the toes to really separate them

[@manaspradhan8041]

Im pretty sure stuff like toeless socks exist. I think theyre called heel sleeves or some shit. Pretty sure they are made for plantar fascitis and stuff so they should be even more comfortable This is what I'm talking about: www.amazon.in/SGM-Compression-Swelling-Fasciitis-Varicose/dp/B073W7MKDW?tag=googinhydr18418-21&tag=googinkenshoo-21&ascsubtag=_k_CjwKCAjwiN_mBRBBEiwA9N-e_o3WQXDLqmbIYVe6qqoz5-JDmtiunKfslWyIUlde4qcmMGIN3mgozRoCVkIQAvD_BwE_k_&gclid=CjwKCAjwiN_mBRBBEiwA9N-e_o3WQXDLqmbIYVe6qqoz5-JDmtiunKfslWyIUlde4qcmMGIN3mgozRoCVkIQAvD_BwE

[@thalo8864]

Your hair changes every second make up yo mind

[@OldVideos622]

It was even different in the thumbnail 😂

[@nadaotk]

@@OldVideos622 lol

[@andrelarize706]

Let him live

[@snail2426]

Slazo is self conscious

[@rioreason]

Thalo Your handle is bugging me. I’m too used to seeing pthalo.

[@kayarizo2340]

The last one can be used to make shoes for cosplay, lmao (When you actually put good materials and effort into it, of course)

[@alexander_yoko]

Yeah!

[@iRinnda]

Okay, that's probably the only acceptable theory on that hack! I was imagining a scenario where you've been saving for a good old while, finally having the paper to buy those 400$ Gucci heels you only get to use maybe once or twice a year, and then you go covering those babies up with a pair of 90 cent socks because why the hell not! XD

[@lazerwing3022]

Ooh I like your brush what's it made of? *THE HAIRS OF A MORTAL*

[@Darius_03]

Sigurd Kuhlmann Smith of a virgin

[@nimat-lahbalogun9809]

OF A MUGGLE

[@lenag1005]

Jenna Marbles actually tried to build that "Jeans-Chair" at 8:35

[@harlowsgarlicbread6725]

looks like a chair made by Satan. the legs of the innocent but he made it fancy by adding jeans.

[@devinm.6149]

@@harlowsgarlicbread6725 or by not removing their' jeans.

[@frogz8982]

nobody asked

[@softbabeh]

Lena G excuse me as I go to watch that video

[@colorbar.s]

@@frogz8982 if this is about the comment, nah, we did ask. It's a cool video showing that it literally doesn't even work.

[@mimemmo1988]

Bearger needs a spinoff show. look at those shades. 2 fab 4 slaz

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

*Too *Fabulous *For *Slazo

[@lazerezal]

don’t know don’t care i never like to do this outside of reddit but r/woooosh

[@emmag5045]

This is the superior comment

[@harlowsgarlicbread6725]

@@dontknowdontcare1934 wait no.

[@idot3331]

There’s been so much character development

[@snowy_media]

6:26 are we gonna ignore the fact that *s h e p o o p s w i t h h e r p a n t s o n*

[@snowy_media]

@MissFeather okay fair enough

[@kharie3694]

MissFeather she could blur it lmfao

[@alexander_yoko]

It's a demonstration, but, yeah, their videos are ridiculous.

[@corrupted_idiot9573]

That's....Nasty.

[@sashak7888]

Hey remember that time when Slazo did Belle Delphine's iconic tongue-out eyes-crossed face? My PTSD does

[@dominic4255]

Sasha K oh no please don’t bring it back

[@Reginald_Harrison]

Link?

[@sinisterquestionmarkinacti2801]

I have a screenshot of that as my background.

[@paulwilkinson8977]

Yeah I had to throw my pantsu away.

[@selyns9374]

Gross 🤢🤮

[@AksuallySource]

Slazo... Remember when you said that you was gonna go to England to crush ImAllexx's skull?... Looking back, i think you should have done that... Literally!

[@catutopia4205]

I gasped when I heard that part 😂

[@confusedaf1112]

Slazo honey no one puts themself through this amount of torture by choice. *_Make a sign if you are being held hostage._* Edit: Who the fuck can afford a blowtorch and not a cork screw wtf. Also I honestly thought this comment would be ignored but wow.

[@ahhhhyes]

@@dontknowdontcare1934 honey

[@crowdad284]

Michael be honest is somebody threatening your life

[@MuffinsBeGone]

*_HONEY_*

[@duck1ente]

Matt Shea: Am I a joke to you??!!

[@erielsexton4508]

That period pad one made me cringe. People act like those things are cheap

[@michaelaj5977]

To do that eyeshadow look you could just use your fingers...

[@paulwilkinson8977]

Or the cheapest brush you could buy. With the bonus that it works better, and you don't get tiny hairs in your eyes.

[@virtualfroggy]

@@speedybp5950 or that

[@MrEvan312]

A friend could do it for you in a split second with their fist.

[@leonstrongbow2410]

@@MrEvan312 fingers first.

[@MrEvan312]

@@leonstrongbow2410 Ugh, you monster, we don't want to poke her eyes out! No, you use the knuckles and brute force and _voila_ you have cheap eye shadow. I'll call it... Shade-de-Respecto-Womano

[@Pflippie]

To the one at 5:50 : just buy the squatty potty! I bet the commercial can convince you, it's great! No, but seriously, you can just lean forward, problem solved.

[@marlenejohnson1599]

Ikr I was thinking to lean forward the entire time

[@unfortunary8230]

Welcome back to Slazo swearing at videos for 13 minutes straight

[@cocconutt3955]

i found this video of slazo kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y6CUnKWJfLKGo5I he went to my school

[@aimeekennedy5978]

thebignut // i legit think he did

[@dansblackteeshirt2571]

your voice is soooooo nice to listen to and very calming, thank you

[@spence3415]

The picture of you on your shelf looks disappointed about your haircut

[@funkybugman]

Sarah Chabot I likeeee his new haircut ;-;

[@mkniskernny]

I agreeeeeee

[@sidneydavidson993]

Ugly Slazo judges you!

[@someunholyancientcreature5712]

Honestly that jeans chair is very scary...., I think it Will consume me and then bring me to hell

[@anderh.4737]

Some people wear glasses to look cute . And then there's just me in the corner blind like “wHeRE iS MY sOuL”

[@levipicard7685]

Bro what dingus wears glasses to look cute??

[@ellenfurner3506]

blink and you'll miss me 2 mood

[@yathzury]

Same

[@what.a_man7725]

here’s the mfing tea

[@maddiemainer]

I thought I was the shit in 6th grade with my fake glasses. I had to get real glasses the next year. Karma sucks and now I can’t see anything

[@ventureeeeeeee]

Starts talking about Belle delphine. Cue the Crash Bandicoot Background music.

[@pumpklin9596]

I changed this post so the comments would make no sense

[@nightcollapse]

Cosplay?

[@glimpseofmaiyyah]

To be popular (my country wannabe tik tok star)

[@DumbArse]

2 look kute

[@shepskylady4891]

That is the scariest fricken chair iv seen, imagine walking into someone's house and just seeing a chair made of legs.

[@spence3415]

My son Bearger back at it again with his soulless eyes-- I mean sunglasses

[@skitskit333]

Sarah Chabot thought it was bearger

[@spence3415]

@@skitskit333 crap you're right

[@agnomilted5206]

My transcript for the incantations from slazo Æɕnìɣa: BaBaʢ͡R Translation: Our immortal Father, come back to this realm and kill the ones who hate us

[@juholempiainen3767]

Immortal father also known as daddy slaz

[@baacloud]

The PTSD is already kicking in...

[@nancydawson3870]

“Crush imallexxes skull” 💀💀💀

[@lux0rd01]

"What's the point of wearing toeless socks? To not feel the shoes? " Not to defend them but the main reasons to wear socks is to absorb the sweat to keep your feet dry, prevent foot fungus and provide cushioning

[@ximipaa16louizatanaya83]

And you can get HELLA blisters from heels

[@redactedz6146]

Also slazo why did you use the old villager look. Get with the times bro 1.14 is out😎

[@caseys2698]

[REDACTED] old villagers are classic, man. Wouldn’t have the hilarious Villager News without the villagers being basic and dumb for a long time lol. Plus Slazo might not play Minecraft anymore so he doesn’t know about the update

[@melindalayla1369]

I'm so happy this is uncensored. Thank you 💗

[@KawaiiKoalaBear]

In that specific kind of shoe where you can't see it, the toeless sock is actually a pretty good idea. Heels give you blisters on the ankle and the ball of the foot, I've had shoes straight up skin the back of my heel

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

How 2 get views 101: Put Belle Delphine in the title and thumbnail.

[@bije277]

Subject #74 I like the pic you posted, wonderin’ if I shared it would you mind?

[@certifiedloverboy993]

@@bije277 I know a couple people online who would love it, please reply

[@mcgewglertims9577]

Oh my god the Jenna Marbles pants chair 🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasturner6980]

Tbf Belle Delphine was the new hit or miss girl

[@VauxhaIIOpel]

mona beansa

[@leonstrongbow2410]

Was.

[@CreepsMcPasta]

This is why I agree with Thanos

[@Spamlum]

Slazo: * Uses rayman legends and crash bandicoot music * Me: I am very confused yet pleased.

[@itscruton9184]

Rayman Origins too (the best one)

[@Otherversian]

"Flip Flops" *screams in australian* *They're called T H O N G S*

[@ShrekIsGod1]

Proof that Slazo is fake: When’s the last time you met someone who was from Slazo or spoke Slazo?

[@tajhaybanks8656]

Slazo slazo slażo slăzo šļâžœ Translation (this offends my people/country)

[@jadew6795]

@@tajhaybanks8656 Slázo slažo

[@crowdad284]

Slaz slazo lazo

[@imogen-mahnihayward4431]

Shit dude

[@grigorirasputin9888]

well this little bastard is so well self educated..if i were not a super duper super genius i may be intimated.but since i am super smithy triple genie genius i am just impressed

[@djfebrezee]

0:26 Trust me fam, braces suck. I've been wearing them for four years, and it's a metal cage embracing your mouth, cutting into the sides of your cheeks and behind your lips. The "monthly visit" is no better either, getting the wires cranked tighter and tighter, all to align your teeth and jaw. Braces aren't a fashion accessory. Get over yourself if you think you're "nerdy" or "quirky" for wearing them. Edit(11 months later): I got my braces off! Freedom feels good.

[@mrman759]

Next Troom Troom video: *How to breathe correctly*

[@mofuyen]

I could do with a tutorial on that actually

[@playerpankak3s221]

lol

[@haferbrei7759]

wikiHow, actually

[@newbloxers6493]

Wait I just forgot how to brea siwjdiwjejdjwiendje

[@gayfurry5287]

How to exist correctly.

[@blurr_727]

Slazo lookin sexy with that haircut

[@sophianeedstochillout5169]

Which one it keeps changing

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

@@sophianeedstochillout5169 that one in which he looks sexy

[@j.h170]

Ngl yeah

[@sophianeedstochillout5169]

@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n understandable

[@MYZS]

Ah so this is the man I've heard is stealing the voice of the finest reddit readings south of the equator is it Nice

[@SUPERSABEJI]

Ok I found emkay first and this is my first slazo video and im S H O O K

[@Deus589]

Oh hey, fans of emkay, hi!

[@MYZS]

@@SUPERSABEJI you're like... rare dude congrats 😁

[@Will-zs9ny]

I know I'm probably gonna get wooshed, but what/who is the new emkay voice?

[@MYZS]

@@Will-zs9ny damien

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

8:34 *_GASP_* I've only seen this legendary chair in screenshots... _Now I can make one for myself._

[@TheNateBeSoGreat]

I say “Fancy Schmancy” on a regular basis so I feel very attacked

[@holyreality02]

2:30 you really should have

[@track3wlr157]

Fr

[@Sheriden.]

I'd rather walk barefoot than stick pads to my feet.

[@appl3jewelartz]

0:03 my guy slazo used the Rayman legends victory gold cup track🔥🔥🔥 Fucking love that game

[@raid-ical]

Ayeeeeeeeee we found one!

[@jaikaransidhu8519]

Same

[@Nino-sj9lw]

End me Bdw he looks like young Gordon ramsay

[@playerpankak3s221]

Kinda sounds like one too xd

[@awkwarddoggo05]

Funny

[@birb_ii2159]

End me is too obvious say euthanize me so you can make someone learn what euthanize means

[@juliannolastname2442]

I like how that girl cut off like 10 centimeters of hair to get less than one centimeter of rodent brush.

[@julian-lq2xk]

I love this picture of him in the backround(no homo)😂

[@SlickTwigDotWAVfile]

*f u l l h o m o*

[@dio3637]

my gaydar is tingling

[@amixofpersonalities438]

pRo HOmo

[@ZaPbOy]

Slazo can you do a collab with this reddit channel named EmKay?

[@playerpankak3s221]

Yeah we need that

[@_12k70]

...you...you're being ironic.. right?...

[@lexgriffen3718]

@@_12k70 what is there to be ironic about? Would be a sick colab tbh. Comedy wise they are on the same level, ya know

[@_12k70]

@@lexgriffen3718 ya'll making me confused...I think I'll be wooooshed by this but...ya'll know that they're the same person... right?...

[@lexgriffen3718]

@@_12k70 are you psychic? Cause you just got r/woooshed

[@mikehawk4388]

"ROT" "You're a RAT" Looks like these hacks have eaten away at the patience of our poor, gentle boy

[@Sundel_Marlutte]

I should probably buy from Vincero to support Slazo, but I'm poor

[@cloudidiot851]

That 1 second clip of the Raymond theme gave me flashbacks

[@J-D03]

Slazo paid Belle Delphine $5000 to play Fortnite with her.

[@ezking2281]

That was pyro, you nob

[@Equalsundew]

When you like one of the life hacks but then slazo says thats stupid and you agree just so you don't feel stupid.

[@zachfarrand7198]

Review this food account called Foodofgamers honestly they are pathetic posing crap all the time

[@Destructocorps]

I think that was yesterday's video

[@NuggetsTheName]

Destructocorps whooooooooosh

[@Destructocorps]

@@NuggetsTheName ooof, I mixed up the channels

[@cocconutt3955]

review this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y6CUnKWJfLKGo5I

[@cocconutt3955]

@Sodmagnai Munkhuu its a video of slazo when he went to my school

[@gobstopper2104]

I liked they rayman into and the crash bandicoot music in the background 👌🏻

[@TheManH1m]

ah the good old days of that hell spawn, otherwise known in the demon world, BELLE DELPHINE

[@synphilia4776]

@DerpToni616372 down in the depths of heck

[@TheManH1m]

@DerpToni616372 forgive me father

[@juanb3047]

No one: 5-minute crafts: *j e a n c h a i r*

[@someguy9893]

Jair

[@ameyagupta7285]

beep beep lettuce jair

[@theeel8981]

I was always wondering “If Belle Delphine was the perfect thot, where’s Belle Delphine 2?” My questions have been answered

[@filipfilip9587]

You:Okay Me, an intellectual: EMKAY

[@jesskaijuno9109]

The only good thing about this is the vaporwave music in the background

[@hvideos6864]

Profile picture checks out

[@jonahkey9313]

When I saw them take the head off of the doll, I immediately started wondering what kind of sick sid from toy story thing they were going to do to it.

[@SketchyRae]

You are HONESTLY looking better, Michael! 🙌 Five Minute Crafts GIRLY was on the trending page the other day. XDD

[@skydrawz]

I kept thinking Slazo's background music is that one iPhone ringtone

[@ikrisylee]

Isn't it crash bandicoot? 🤔 or am I crazy?😅

[@ST4_R]

Stop with that voice,we all know that you wanna be famous like Emokay

[@karolandradebohorquez1303]

I thought he and emokay were the same guy

[@ST4_R]

@@karolandradebohorquez1303 R/Woooooosh

[@grigorirasputin9888]

with the sound of a thousand jet fighters flying overhead .....Whhhhhoooooosssssshhhhhh

[@dwanehatesem8628]

Hey guys you get it woosh im so fucking hilarious, and iron man dies in endgame

[@butterbrot3929]

@@ST4_R it's woooosh. 4 o's. Idiot

[@Mossymink]

your editing has gotten a lot better and i thoroughly enjoy it.

[@dealerman5955]

Guys, how do we know they aren't showing us pics of Belle Delphine?

[@surrounds]

Squatting is actually better im not lying lmao

[@duck1351]

11:56 oh no. slazo is using textures that went away 5 days ago! He's an old man!

[@banana1729]

2:48 imagine having your floor infested with sharp objects

[@ieatchilds8472]

SLAZO WEARS HEADPHONES AROIND HIS NECK. This pains me

[@expiredmilk7324]

The toeless sock idea is actually really good

[@selena303021]

You missed a PERFECT opportunity to plug our lord and savior CTHULHU

[@bunzen0knatzen]

I love how this stuff, that is supposed to save you money, seems more wasteful than just buying what you need.

[@thomasmcmahan2631]

The stool thing actually works. I can’t poop without putting my feet up anymore.

[@seaspraystudios]

The sheer disappointment in his voice at 5:23 makes me feel like he's just given up on humanity, as if he hadn't already. The way he says "you've made a funnel" shook me to my core. I don't think I'll ever recover.

[@williamshakespeare1988]

Slazo with uncut hair and the moustache = Westley from Princess Bride. Change my mind.

[@ツllツ-l8b]

The DIY brush can be useful as a paintbrush for budget crafting

[@alexmcnuggets4984]

First, who the chopped boi in the sunglasses

[@czechmate8287]

What's terrifying is people think braces are cute... which are usually associated with minors.

[@BugEaterr]

Damn bruh borgers looking C H I L L

[@nimueklein]

The last one is really good for cosplay though. Easy shoe covers that save countless hours and tears

[@darkburningflamerbgaming5764]

Hi Slazo I just subscribed to you. I love your videos and the funny things that be in them. Please don't get up youtube.

[@alaminkadir9543]

Use your pencil to to make a machine that gives you immortality.

[@Mpeace777]

11:10 It's all fun and games till someone break their neck

[@ianschwartz08]

Their *_necc_*

[@alexisarteev-salazar9247]

People call me aid from toy story. Does that mean I own 5min crafts?

[@p1nkclouds_]

Jenna Marbles made that jean chair!!!

[@katelynabrol149]

The tieless sock one does make sense tho. As you said sarcastically, it's to stop you feeling the shoe. It's exactly for that. Socks provide cushioning to stop the high heels messing up your feet

[@THE.HONKENING]

still not used to your hair being so short

[@stkarmi]

Same tho

[@ДмитрийФролов-э3ю]

Five-minute crafts: * _does anything_ * Slazo: _fuck off_

[@558aly558]

Step 1: Cut your hair and use it as a 2$ makeup brush Step 2: Get a 60$ haircut......

[@shelbygerlack2808]

Trying to make my coffee but can’t stop laughing at this 🤯😭

[@pigeon1178]

Y'all remember when Jenna marbles made that Jean chair?

[@Grumplebumple]

Yeah, I wonder what she did with those jeans

[@pigeon1178]

@@Grumplebumple you can see them in some of her newer vlogs. They're just sort of lying there

[@Grumplebumple]

@@pigeon1178 Ah, I'll have to be more observant then

[@pigeon1178]

@@Grumplebumple only noticed because it looked a bit like a body just on the floor lmfao

[@Grumplebumple]

@@pigeon1178 oh gosh that must have been startling lol

[@kachjan1873]

The last one with the boots is actually a really useful cosplay tip. But...I definitely wouldn't ever recommend wearing them out hahahahs

[@blah2914]

I used to like 5min crafts years ago.... *sigh* why and how did this happen?