The New Bruz

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@friendlyjordies 8 ай бұрын

New hoodie and merch available now: www.friendlyjordies.com/merch-past-shows Also new vaguely pro environment stickers! www.friendlyjordies.com/product-page/endangered-animal-sticker-pack

@BeautyBandito 8 ай бұрын

Yep I also went searching for non existent link.

@jimmydevron5480 8 ай бұрын

If It gonna fund the 50c public transport scheme i'm sold.

@thelastaustralian7583 8 ай бұрын

Traitors and foreign Agents have destroyed Australia . While covertly exterminating Australians and replacing them with basically Third World Migrants ...83 Years ago Australians had just saved World War Two from the Nazis and Japs .Giving the Nazis their first significant loss ....

@garystinten9339 8 ай бұрын

Get a billboard(s) put up in Queensland and pump this video out there by having a QR code on it advertising something that will get the attention of most people in Qld.. like say a new ride in SeaWorld or scan this QR code for a free yearly pass at SeaWorld.. and show the 2nd video..

@winzracingNZ 8 ай бұрын

Dear Australia... You keep following NZ with all this stuff and you keep fucking up. Please stop following NZ. By the way.. Turns out even slashed public services can be cut even more (Luxon PM for National is currently slashing the slashed)

@Madracer09 8 ай бұрын

Crisafulli had a speeding ticket withdrawn on the basis he was a news reporter and had close working relationship with Police. How do I know? I issued the ticket. My Snr Sgt hid the withdrawing of the ticket from me. Crisafulli had a reputation for calling Inspectors when he got pulled over to play the get out of jail free card. Crisafulli built his own cubby house own public land. In fact, I got investigated over the checking of Crisafulli by a now Assistant Commissioner of the QPS, who quickly turned the other way when I told her how the ticket got withdrawn.

@thotmorrison2649 8 ай бұрын

email jordies about this

@stellarmonk 8 ай бұрын

That is truly disgusting! it looks like Queensland needs another Royal Commission.

@shannonpincombe8485 8 ай бұрын

Nothing changes in QLD by the look of things. More corruption in one state than the rest of the country and that's saying something because NSW is a cesspit of corruption.

@LokiBeckonswow 8 ай бұрын

thx for sharing this info dude, pls keep sharing it, corruption must be opposed whenever possible, accountability for those in power is key, thx to you

@zenboy1612 8 ай бұрын

This is why the police aren’t taken seriously

@lunalangton5776 8 ай бұрын

Queensland: You are being given one of those really, really obvious Fallout moral choices. Except you don't get to reload after you see what happens if you blow up Megaton.

@JacobElliott-r4n 8 ай бұрын

Queenslander here, go f$@k yourself you little muppet we are our own country up here and you lot are pussies

@Nikkska 8 ай бұрын

No save scumming, this time there’s autosaving!

@serb619 8 ай бұрын

Liberal boomers really are like Allistair Tenpenny

@TimBarrett-b2u 8 ай бұрын

As a Queenslander, I can say that the Labour Government has done nothing but F$ck up everything. From Draconian border closures (people weren’t allowed to visit dying relatives); bungled Infrastructure projects that took WAY longer and went over-budget; Not to mention embarrassing us on the world stage with the Brisbane Olympics debacle. Labor has ruined our state, so I’d be glad to see them go. Steven Miles knows they’re screwed as well.

@RobotnikPlays 8 ай бұрын

can't I just teleport to Pre-war Sanctuary and call it a day? :P

@DrEnzyme 8 ай бұрын

You can tell it's hard for Jordies to talk about Queenslanders without first insulting them, and yet I get the feeling that it would be weirdly respected over there.

@philramone3905 8 ай бұрын

Queenslander here, can confirm, I loved it, get a dog up ya!

@raerae734 8 ай бұрын

(Former) Queenslander, can confirm, chuffed to see our culture both represented and understood in a public forum.

@StormLord-AOS 8 ай бұрын

I am one and we do. ;)

@nigelpasco 8 ай бұрын

Yes. And yes. Accurate and funny.

@elsimon89 8 ай бұрын

Queensland pubs for Queenslanders. I’ve played the same game except you’d ask where’re ya from? And no matter where you’d say ya from we’d all laugh and repeat your answer. Ie, Q: where ya from? A: Armadale mate. Response: Armadale?!? Aaaaahahahahaha.

@The-Schizo-Crowefethers 8 ай бұрын

Barilaro 2 corruption boogaloo

@ZeroCrystal 8 ай бұрын

Barilaro 2: Barilaro Harder.

@Flesh_Wizard 8 ай бұрын

Barilaro 2: Fish in a Baril

@teresagreen-e 8 ай бұрын

2 Bari 2 laro

@thecamocampaindude5167 8 ай бұрын

@@ZeroCrystalso unfortunately funny

@socratesdancing 8 ай бұрын

Barilaro Deux: Roll Out the Barilaro!...again - for the second time - once more - there was a bit left in the bottom...

@parkesyreviewsstuff7587 8 ай бұрын

Crisafullis plan will be this: Build a 70k seat stadium in Brisbane That’s it. That’s the plan.

@Lorenzogino 8 ай бұрын

which is already intended as part of the 2034 olympics anyway

@janemacintyre9801 8 ай бұрын

No he will sell off any publicly owned assets , cut the public service and give miners their tax break back 😠

@electro_sykes 8 ай бұрын

And privatise it

@gaelanmccann6686 8 ай бұрын

You forgot his plan to name the new tunnel in Brisbane after a dead monarch

@md12-i3i 8 ай бұрын

Im a 20 years old Queenslander and I don't care what the LNP has done, there's no way they can be worse than the current State Labor government. Until you have had your car stolen and half your friends have had their car stolen you won't understand. And frankly, the miles bloke is incompetent, giving $1000 handouts in an election year.... making transport 50 cents for 6 months, look I'll take it but it's all just buying votes and will only exist for a few months around election time... and then the Olympics is going to be held in the middle of absolutely nowhere. I live in SEQ and frankly don't know one person my age who thinks differently. They are the most inept government in the country.

@werebilbyj4449 8 ай бұрын

I am a Queenslander and I can concur, Crisapulli is a stooge. But, thanks to the media, none of what Ana and Miles have been doing is being communicated to the public.

@md12-i3i 8 ай бұрын

@Frankman121 8 ай бұрын

I know right, I consider myself pretty up to date with important shit, but I literally had no idea that this energy plan was a thing until I watched this video.

@mittyvidz8259 8 ай бұрын

What did they do? Make debts our grandchildren will be paying off?

@TroublesomeOwl 8 ай бұрын

@@mittyvidz8259 what in living shitfuckery are you talking about? $13.96B surplus last year. biggest surplus of a state in australian history.

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

OR, people have just had enough of Labor after 10 years. But do what you lot always do. Blame someone else.

@morgantippetts7681 8 ай бұрын

looking like Political Australian Jacksfilms with that haircut

@kawaiilotus 8 ай бұрын

FriendlyJohn.

@thepoliticalloser 8 ай бұрын

Jordsfilms

@ScubesFTW 8 ай бұрын

SimpleJack

@Evilwombat 8 ай бұрын

I actually NEED to know who cuts his hair - like how do you do that bad of a job... how???

@mwilkins1644 8 ай бұрын

Bbbruzwolf

@KevinoftheCosmos 8 ай бұрын

I'm going to exclusively use "get a dog up ya" as an insult from now on. Thanks, jord.

@tazgecko 8 ай бұрын

Funny thing, around my area you say it when you're having a drink with friends.

@ScuffedF 8 ай бұрын

Another one is calling someone a "Dog F***er." Basically, it means they're useless.

@TheRafinx 8 ай бұрын

@@tazgecko It does mean go have a drink. Sounds like an insult tho.

@necroriffmonger 8 ай бұрын

GET A DOG UP YA!!

@LPRH246 8 ай бұрын

Dead Dingoes Donger

@TihetrisWeathersby 8 ай бұрын

Jordan has been working overtime on these uploads

@khain147 8 ай бұрын

His barber is working undertime based on the haircuts

@anarchy_79 8 ай бұрын

THE MAN IS A MACHINE

@silorion9967 8 ай бұрын

There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING, I loathe more than the concept of a corporation or individual that holds back progress because it makes them less money. Meanwhile, those same corporations and individuals refuse to advance anything. Literally holding human advancement back just so a small number can feed their greed.

@Frankman121 8 ай бұрын

Welcome to late stage capitalism, have a seat. Actually it costs $40 to sit, pay up pal.

@Soken50 8 ай бұрын

@@Frankman121 It's the gilded age 2: electric boogaloo, the nobility and their land titles in the royal courts has been replaced by billionaires and their megacorps in parliaments but it's all pretty much the same.

@Blunthammer 8 ай бұрын

@@Frankman121 Corportism. Not Capitalism.

@godspear7287 8 ай бұрын

This happened with China with junk ships going to America

@JoGrant-dq8ob 8 ай бұрын

@@Blunthammer oh honey

@Izeart 8 ай бұрын

As a Queenslander all i see is "How bad is crime, this is all labors fault" and nothing else... renewables aren't even mentioned. The budget isn't even mentioned. Pretty sure it is always going to be focused on what is wrong and never what is right. Plus those fucking ads about "Protect coal jobs, stop the royalty tax" is pissing me off... so fucking obvious who benefits from it, the people and not rich shareholders. Hopefully, labor does hold a majority after the election, David being more popular than Steven doesn't mean the party preference swings as a whole.

@Brakiros 7 ай бұрын

Labor is actually ahead of the LNP in the polls but given how stupid people are it wouldn't surprise me if he won given that he does have a little more personality then Deb the Cardboard Cutout

@kobe4274 8 ай бұрын

Honestly, Steven Miles is pretty cool. The papers just hate his guts because he dares be a genuinely good guy.

@BoogieManSince1977 8 ай бұрын

This

@ScubesFTW 8 ай бұрын

He seems ok. They arent bashing him for anything legit so thats usually a good sign. Any little mistake and you get pumped by the press.

@md12-i3i 8 ай бұрын

🙄

@zenboy1612 8 ай бұрын

Or tell the truth

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

Yeah, that must be why. You Labor voters have persecution complexes and it's sad.

@buddha1321 8 ай бұрын

love your stuff dude! I'm american, but i appreciate being able to learn more about elsewhere in the world, given the media i have in front of me for the most part. keep on it man

@rickeyheard4454 8 ай бұрын

@@Genny-Zeehey man don't be rude :/

@LeafBoye 8 ай бұрын

@@Genny-ZeeI'm American and I comment to say the first amendment doesn't stop citizens from shutting you up

@thearcheduck8746 8 ай бұрын

What did you mean by this @@Genny-Zee

@KevKavanagh 8 ай бұрын

@@Genny-Zee And you're SUCH a dickhead! Feeling good now?

@r0br33r 8 ай бұрын

COPE and PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR OWN PROBLEMS YOU MENTAL CHILD

@Wagon_Lord 8 ай бұрын

We're truly doomed up here. I spoke to someone about Steven Miles and this was their legitimate response as to why they won't vote for him: -He's giving people lots of free stuff. I didn't get that, so why should they get it? -He's just doing what people want so he gets elected -He looks like a dickhead How the hell do you convince someone to vote for the better option when their argument for not voting *is* that he's the better option?

@DinkyDiTruBlu 8 ай бұрын

Hope springs eternal.. I hope 😂

@ArchOwl 8 ай бұрын

"he's just doing what people want so he gets elected" yeah? isn't that what public servants are supposed to do? give the public what they want?

@rockshlobster6873 7 ай бұрын

i'm up in cairns and it's definitely a lot of the same lmfao. so many oldheads screaming 'votebuying' when they don't truly know what that means.

@Brakiros 7 ай бұрын

I honestly think they're trying too hard they're throwing out so much incentive right before an election it does smell like vote buying, but of course it's Murdoch controlled media and people will regret it immediately once the LNP kill 10k+ jobs and reverse all of the progress Labor has made in a decade

@essietel1196 6 ай бұрын

Fellow QLDer here - Miles is nicknamed "Giggles" for his clownish and spineless demeanor even when being questioned abt the murder of innocent ppl like Vyleen White & our shamefully soft-on-crime laws that result in such murders. He deserves to be hated, just like the rest of the globalist shill slimebag pollies do. We get the governments we deserve if we keep voting for the same 2 parties.

@RobotnikPlays 8 ай бұрын

> Gave $80k in donations > Save $100k on property 20k profit when buying land isn't bad!

@shannenmr 8 ай бұрын

"At-least 100K"

@LokiBeckonswow 8 ай бұрын

classic lnp, steal from everyone for them and their friends, sounds like a mafia to me

@D39street 8 ай бұрын

not to mention the expedition and guarantee of the sale via bypassing the state acquisition of that land on top of that 20k discount!

@jarredbomford2567 8 ай бұрын

You can write the donation off on tax and then save a few thousand on stamp duty with the purchase price being 100k less

@michaelccozens 8 ай бұрын

They got the property for $100K less than the property's market valuation. That's not even accounting-for the fact that, had the land gone to auction as required, it may have sold for far more than "market valuation". I'd love to know how that $100K discount was justified. "There's no demand for this piece of land on which we're only allowing 1 corrupt donor to bid".

@samsam21amb 8 ай бұрын

That minerals council ad 'keep qld competitive' pisses me off the much. Bc were keeping competive by switching over to renewable bc everyone's not going to want coal lol.

@phenomonomicroscopicillico9058 8 ай бұрын

Here's a comment for the algorithm. Living in Queensland Australia. High population of elderly people, the most vulnerable group for the Murdoch media to lie at. Please help, we have the greatest reef in the world, don't let it be sold off for a quick buck.

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

There is no Murdoch Media. Only your inability to face fault.

@phenomonomicroscopicillico9058 8 ай бұрын

@@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker You're very wrong.

@rockshlobster6873 7 ай бұрын

@@phenomonomicroscopicillico9058murdoch on his alt account lmao

@romanplays1 7 ай бұрын

@@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker there is no robert turner. just some oaf paid to make people feel like they themself are to blame for the liberals cocking up.

@LiamLuxAndersson 5 ай бұрын

@@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker How do you justify this position? Please entertain me

@medenos9683 8 ай бұрын

Nationalizing power generation and the power grid was the best thing we ever did here in Québec. We have the cheapest electricity in North America and have a renewable source (hydro-electricity) now.

@User-o46774 8 ай бұрын

how are the carbon taxes tho?

@Zali_ 8 ай бұрын

Absolutely showing this to my dad who's tv I've Literally never seen on any channel other than sky. I'll need all the help I can get deprogramming the poor man. Keep em coming, legend.

@EwwwYT 8 ай бұрын

Good luck! Expect aggression

@potapotapotapotapotapota 8 ай бұрын

That generation has no hope mate, just give up. Give em a big hug but don't expect them to open their minds.

@Zali_ 8 ай бұрын

@@potapotapotapotapotapota kinda depending on the whole "opening his mind" thing, I've gotta come out to him soon

@potapotapotapotapotapota 8 ай бұрын

@@Zali_ homosexuality?

@danh4677 8 ай бұрын

good speed brother

@perplexedon9834 8 ай бұрын

Damn this video is almost 6 months out of date, but Labor Premier Steven Miles is kicking ass. Making public transport basically free for 6 months just to get cars of the road! Fucking brilliant

@md12-i3i 8 ай бұрын

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

More money for ciggies carrrrnt!! You're getting an LNP government, bootlicker. Hope you can keep up 😊

@DinkyDiTruBlu 8 ай бұрын

Yea🎉🎉 farkn luv it. Cant wait

@Atia_Hawke 8 ай бұрын

Younger Queenslander here. Please nooooooooo. Fuck sake 😭

@keaton_m 8 ай бұрын

Fr we had such a good run

@md12-i3i 8 ай бұрын

@KevKavanagh 8 ай бұрын

Hope you're registered to vote.

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

Time to grow up! 😊

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

@@keaton_m😂 Yeah you're such a happy and satisfied little bunch.

@stitchdoctor6411 8 ай бұрын

Ah yes, let's take Barilaro 2 over the guy who's just made QLD public transport cheaper than a packet of hot chips a week

@coasterblocks3420 8 ай бұрын

The public loved it. Everyone I speak to loved it. I can’t wait to hit the theme parks on weekends for basically a gold coin donation return. Brilliant!

@electro_sykes 8 ай бұрын

50 cents is great but we need to improve our frequencies and introduce direct services. Need more buses and trains too. And I don’t get why we can’t just let students tap their student card and get in for free, because after all they never really tap on, so whose saying that they would start paying the 50c. I believe kids go cards should be free on weekends and also during all of school holidays. The Brisbane city council pensioners free off peak should be expanded to the entire translink system. Airtrain turned into public hands. Also reduce tolls and council owned parking to 50c and to do that we will have to have TransLink takeover the payments whilst the government or council or TMR or whatever runs them. It’s over Transurban, Wilson and Secure. The government will own your parking. Same with you Westfield and Brisbane airport.

@md12-i3i 8 ай бұрын

Im a 20 years old Queenslander and I don't care what the LNP has done, there's no way they can be worse than the current State Labor government. Until you have had your car stolen and half your friends have had their car stolen you won't understand. And frankly, the miles bloke is incompetent, giving $1000 handouts in an election year.... making transport 50 cents for 6 months, look I'll take it but it's all just buying votes and will only exist for a few months around election time.. and then its magically gone... wonder why.. and then the Olympics is going to be held in the middle of absolutely nowhere. I live in SEQ and frankly don't know one person my age who thinks differently. They are the most inept government in the country.

@yootx 8 ай бұрын

@@FairladyS130 Bit harsh Cheryl. Guy's just appreciating a small win.

@stitchdoctor6411 8 ай бұрын

@electro_sykes yeah for sure I agree 50 cents shouldn't be end all be all but I think that with the time of an extra term they can really get some good stuff going and this is a good start but I also can't speak to Brisbane personally as I live in North QLD

@Silkensmum 8 ай бұрын

I laughed when you trotted (see what I did there) out the italian stallion line because for years I have been saying the guy is a dead ringer for one of those concrete lawn jockey statues.

@OmegaDesh 8 ай бұрын

When I picture a jockey, I see that guy.

@carleevokes8688 8 ай бұрын

It’s “Ozempic Barilaro”

@danalowin2014 3 ай бұрын

Lol

@generationfallout5189 8 ай бұрын

These last two videos were exceptional Jordan. Thank you. It’s so refreshing to hear honesty… and the spirit of keeping it real. If we had governments full of people keeping it real we could truly move mountains together and make it to the stars brother man. We don’t have to destroy the planet in the process. It’s all about the balancing act. Everything comes back to the balance. Intelligent humans can find the balance. But how does one remove corruption from the human person? Greedy little goblins with the grubby mitts out grabbing cash from each other under dirty tables. How do we overcome such wretched depravity and deplorable depths. What if I told you some human persons can resist corruption better than others. How do we seek out those persons and inspire them enough to work together in a small no frills government. Transparency and morals. And a democratic voting system would be nice something simple and secure. Building towards a good future. Does it truly have to be such a far fetched dream. Can we tip the balance from 60 percent negative humanity to 60 percent happy humanity. Oh the humanity! Jordan if we truly were an intelligent species. We could make it happen.

@robertalker652 8 ай бұрын

While I would be the first to admit that there was some unneeded fat within the Qld Public Service, given I was there at the time Cankerous Campbell took over, what he, Crusifilli and the others did was nothing short of savage bloodlust.

@weburnitatbothends 8 ай бұрын

agree

@ScubesFTW 8 ай бұрын

Led by overpaid consultants more useless than the public servants i imagine.

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

@@weburnitatbothendsyeah, you would. Don't post on SNA anymore? Got owned too many times, FH?

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

Oh diddums. Maybe your Labor masters should have done better then.

@Daretobestupider 7 ай бұрын

@@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker Found the LNP shill

@RictusHolloweye 8 ай бұрын

We had a couple of decades of straight up Labor government despite the best efforts of the Murdocracy. I still have hopes that the voters of the state will keep their heads about them and remember the corrupt disasters that were Bjelke-Petersen and Newman.

@SCBodyboarder83 8 ай бұрын

The L\NP would never exist again if Murdoch media disappeared. We'd just have a few dozen unhinged right wing fringe parties.

@PandaKnight52 8 ай бұрын

@@FairladyS130 what corruption is that? If there was corruption the whole country would know because Murdoch would not shut up about it.

@Wal-xq8bc 8 ай бұрын

There it is. Labor been in power for 20+ years. Put qld in 200 billion dollars debt. But labor still blaming a government that has not been in power for 30+ years.

@RictusHolloweye 8 ай бұрын

@@Wal-xq8bc - What was that about the largest state surplus in Australian history? *edit. I realised I should fact check your claim about "200 billion dollars debt". I'm glad I did. $24.3B net debt... which is quite a difference from your claim.

@tbillington 8 ай бұрын

@@PandaKnight52 Adani, Queens Wharf/Star Casino, Jackie Trad.....

@cicjose6016 8 ай бұрын

"Where do we think the money is going to come from in future" please use this sound bite in future videos, it really captures disdain and questionable morals really well

@wholegrainmilk1233 8 ай бұрын

If john was the Italian Stallion the new guy is the Italian Shetland one of those comically small horses

@JeTTRod 8 ай бұрын

..more like a gelding...

@elenawilliams32 7 ай бұрын

Remember John's 'Ashley Madison' user name Jordan found out about? 🤢 Eew. He's never been a stallion.

@RobinCobcroft 8 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure it was Jordies himself who once pointed out that every single print media outlet in QLD is owned by Murdoch. It's a bit hard for anything to compete with the wave of bucolic stupidity that creates.

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

Want to see "stupidity"? How about blaming Murdoch for the fact that after 10 years people simply want to try a better party than Labor? There's no conspiracy. The Australian left are just full of it 😊

@Pat.Mustard 8 ай бұрын

4 of the last 5 premiers have been ALP.

@Pat.Mustard 8 ай бұрын

It’s been ALP since 1998, apart from the three years Newman was in.

@jamescuttler8047 8 ай бұрын

@@Pat.Mustardyeah because Labor is so much better than the Coalition that even Murdochs steel grip on the throat of Australian media isn’t enough to make the Coalition look good

@nedesnikderpherder7529 8 ай бұрын

@@Pat.Mustard this is why Murdoch's rags are so on point with misinformation this round! The Murdoch's have been a blight on our country since WW2!

@southboundaustral 8 ай бұрын

Comes from up Ingham way. You know how the Italian heavies intimidated and stood over Italians - I wonder what connection he ever had, or came from? How about his friendship with Stuart Roberts what went on there?

@shottskies 7 ай бұрын

Out of interest what exactly are you referring to?

@southboundaustral 7 ай бұрын

@@shottskies Italian wannabe Mafia types in Qld. Were well known in Ingham (as the Black Hand) from the 1930's on. Then they branched out. Today there are established Mafia types in Stanthorpre. No direct allegation made. However, Stuart Roberts and this dude are good friends. Depends on what you know about Roberts.

@shottskies 7 ай бұрын

@@southboundaustral fair enough

@theantitroll 8 ай бұрын

Australia: a nation so bad with politicians that they literally just lost a whole ass Prime Minister to the ocean

@MrMmnngghh 8 ай бұрын

Shame it was only the one

@pnutz_2 8 ай бұрын

and named a swimming pool after him

@Miss_Murph 8 ай бұрын

He was a sacrifice to posiedon to bring back tasmania from the bottom of the ocean

@python27au 8 ай бұрын

Did albo drown?

@DarvosNethven3E 8 ай бұрын

Wait is this real? I don't keep up with politics.

@jessesmithology784 8 ай бұрын

Yeah, we're proper fucked. Anyone want to offer a decent price for state assets before the lnp firesales us

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

You've got a persecution complex and can't even cope with the LNP existing. Seek help.

@atomicmillenial9728 8 ай бұрын

'Member when Anna Bligh sold off just about fucking everything bar Energex? 🤣

@jamescuttler8047 8 ай бұрын

@@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCookeryou’re pathetic

@JssQLD 8 ай бұрын

9:10 Thank you Jordan, My father a commercial line mackerel fisherman (no nets) has been saying this shit for years, its so fucking obvious.

@NoneOfyourgoddamnbusiness 8 ай бұрын

Lucky. They don’t let us line fish on PEI anymore, but the international drag netters are allowed just outside the gulf and they take tens of millions of pounds per year. But it’s small enterprise line fishing for sustenance and fishing bait ( lobster crab fishers used to set small nets or line fish mackerel on their way to check their traps ) that got the ax last year for being hard on the stocks 🙄 You used to be able to cast a line off the wharf and maybe make 100$ bucks on a nice afternoon, can’t have people outside enjoying themselves while making money. The stocks are just a scapegoat or otherwise the drag netting would be banned.

@reubenjmills 8 ай бұрын

Maryborough hospital was an interesting choice at 10:24, it doesn’t even have a maternity ward, most stuff you have to go 30 minutes down the road to get treated

@themcfunnel 8 ай бұрын

Maryborough Hasn't had a maternity ward for decades people in maryborough go to hervey bay for that

@dingobonza 8 ай бұрын

Where to? Does Hervey Bay have a good hospital? I'm from Gympie and we have to drive to SCUH.

@Laynco 8 ай бұрын

I know all about that, was born in Hervey Bay instead of Maryborough for that very reason.

@themcfunnel 8 ай бұрын

@dingobonza ehhhhh the hospital is an average hospital.

@dingobonza 8 ай бұрын

@@themcfunnel I just find it weird then that the original commenter said a 30 minute drive RE most treatments when Gympie is severely underfunded and has had a heap of services wound back, pushing us to travel to SCUH (full transparency - this has happened under QLD Labor and SCUH is not close to most of the Gympie region whatsoever, plus SCUH is a shit hospital full of people who, fair enough need to learn somewhere but actually misdiagnose people and kill them, ie my own grandmother). Maryborough is trash, so if Hervey Bay is average, the original commenter has severely underestimated the actual commute time. Isn't SCUH nearly 2hrs from Methyborough? Even then, sometimes we have to go to hospitals in Brisbane for specialists. On a Friday that's 3-4hrs from Gympie let alone 30-45mins up the road.... TL;DR the situation in Gympie and Fraser regions with hospitals is extremely dire at this point. I don't blame people from these areas being salty at Labor, especially Gympie when the hospital has been gutted under Labor. Love the gov's policies but they've screwed up with Gympie Hospital, worst case they're neglecting the region because it's an extremely safe LNP stronghold. No theory on Maryborough though since that's at least historically had Labor reps.

@ARandomAnna 8 ай бұрын

I’m a Queenslander, and I despair 😞 Most of my friends are voting labour or Green, but as far as the older generation they seem to think he’s a change.

@JadeRoberts-yt6cj 8 ай бұрын

If you're in the position to, volunteer and campaign for Labor. The harder we fight now, the easier it will be to win the state back. And you never know, it's still a while to the election we could pull out a win.

@MickH60 8 ай бұрын

I'm an older generation and I'd rather see Crisafuckwit change into a fence, or something else useful.....

@md12-i3i 8 ай бұрын

@anniedwyer5604 8 ай бұрын

I'm 70 and have lived through too many LNP regimes, both State and Federal, to ever vote for them.

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

Yes, he is the best option. Do better instead of whinging, blaming the media and trying to act blameless. Most older people vote Labor. You are clueless.

@CheeseDudInTheOven 8 ай бұрын

Crisafulli legit looks like someone you'd see in Mafia 2. Really resonating the "totally not corrupt but not gonna bother trying to cover up my corruption" look

@rhysweertman1810 5 ай бұрын

It’s interesting when you look at the LNPs time in government when the 2013 floods hit Brisbane and how the suburb of Logan was flooded from the spilling of the ‘Maroon Dam”. Land values plummeted and all the residents had to sell their properties due to the risk of insurance not covering damage from the said floods. The properties were sold cheaply and isn’t it interesting that LNP associates bought the flooded Logan properties and Now Logan just voted in a LNP council? Isn’t it funny how these a-holes like building things like the Redcliffe train line which flooded the Moreton region. Then they buy the affected land cheaply, move their affiliates into them then a few years later it’s LNP territory. Underhanded moves from a party that made its money from the suffering of its citizens

@mylesluhm4099 8 ай бұрын

I love your content Jordie. This is the kind of journalism the world needs. I've begun trusting creators like you more than any mainstream outlet. I'm American but learning about the political issues going on in Australia is still very interesting. I also think it is depressing how fucked up both of our governments are. Really is a shame, hopefully people will open their eyes and ears and begin voting for changes that lead humanity in the right direction. That power grid operation needs to go on!

@Touhou-forever 4 ай бұрын

Please Queensland don't let this Joh Bjelke-Petersen clone into power he will destroy your beautiful state

@sunidollfun 8 ай бұрын

He's up there with Gladys' mate from Wagga Wagga on the integrity scale.

@wayneegan7356 8 ай бұрын

Nahhh not really ,miss koala killer ,pork barrel 😂

@potapotapotapotapotapota 8 ай бұрын

It always baffled me how an incredibly conservative state such as Queensland would elect a Labor government for multiple terms in a row. But far out I hope they do it again. I think Queensland voter base is just so disillusioned with politics that they honestly don't care who gets in.

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

Because Labor voters ARE conservative. You just don't realize it because none of you people actually do any research.

@atomicmillenial9728 8 ай бұрын

Most Labor voters in QLD are rusted on blue-collar suburban boomers who still think they're voting for the party of the true-blue working man.

@shottskies 7 ай бұрын

What would you know about Queensland? Clearly not a lot.

@potapotapotapotapotapota 7 ай бұрын

@@shottskies For one, I live in Queensland. I also know that for some reason they voted Labor in for the state government but usually vote for Liberal in the federal government. Other than that, I dunno.

@Brakiros 7 ай бұрын

@@potapotapotapotapotapota two facts are QLD Labor is likely the most right wing one and also the QLD LNP are just so hopelessly incompetent that it leads to this situation

@boota2798 8 ай бұрын

Love the local council section. It seems if you look hard enough at any and all local council in Aus...you will see very clear lines of corruption. Its ridiculous.

@scoobsthedoobs_3507 8 ай бұрын

its crazy how we have to get this news off a youtuber

@eckythump8318 8 ай бұрын

I (Queenslander) have a prediction for the QLD LNP "tough on crime" policy. Privatization of the prisons, using systems based on US prisons, because that works so well over there. Always a pleasure to watch you videos mate.

@audioadventurer6892 8 ай бұрын

THat's crazy. Couldn't happen. Nobody in the LNP or one notion has a cousin in the corrective services industry. Well, yet.

@rongodsman2902 8 ай бұрын

Loved the Wormwood Motors visual at 22:15, brilliant....

@mapleyeticrab5670 8 ай бұрын

IT'S A LUIGI!

@pyshrub 8 ай бұрын

More of a Paper Mario imo considering how thin he is

@LuxVertas 8 ай бұрын

Question to Queenslanders: Why are you electing the concept art for Benny from Fallout New Vegas?

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

Question for ALP stooges: why can't you bogans deal with being wrong and opposed for it? 😊

@affricamatepi9681 8 ай бұрын

I'm Queenslander that other Queenslanders think is "smart" and I had no idea there was an election this year... A lot of people who were going to vote Labor who don't want to vote greens are just going to vote a random independent.. mainly cos of Palestine.. . I'm not smart enough to convince anyone of anything.😥

@mick2998 8 ай бұрын

Seriously, the fact that the coalition has any seats and any person trusts them at all anymore infuriates me. The entire party should be dissolved and start again with new members, as has happened in the past.

@dfor50 8 ай бұрын

Perhaps, if Queensland had a senate, corruption would be more closely scrutinized. It was Labor that got rid of it.

@southern-samurai 8 ай бұрын

Yet people are fine with ALP?? The country is falling apart. We are a laughing stock internationally, and the cost of living is not being addressed.

@md12-i3i 8 ай бұрын

@mick2998 8 ай бұрын

@@southern-samurai Note that I didn't say Labor was good. All I said was the coalition is a dumpster fire. I love how people make assumptions based on nothing.

@skettitangles 8 ай бұрын

There’s more Jordies in this upload than a spiderverse movie. I don’t even know which timeline we’re on anymore

@flinticusmaximus5687 8 ай бұрын

That's hilarious and now I want to sing happy birthday to strangers

@TheMightyBurger 8 ай бұрын

Hey Jordan, Townsville Labor voter here. David is known locally as Crisafullofit. That said, you should really look into the conduct of our three local MPs. If Labor lose the election, it'll be because of our three seats. Aaron Harper calling a rally against youth crime a "Liberal-planted rent-a-crowd" or Les Walker having a punch on outside the Mad Cow for instance. The three of them seem to have the combined appeal of not being Liberal and nothing else.

@rougefox9956 8 ай бұрын

As an American that grew up on cartoon network programming, the only thing more stunning than the amount of corruption here is finding out that the city of Townsville is real.

@essiebee8415 8 ай бұрын

Thank mainly the ETU but actually all of the unions for this energy transition!

@NOPEFROG 8 ай бұрын

You’ve got to do a hell of a lot more Jordan, we’re absolutely rooted here in Queensland. Polls showing a clear majority in decided voters and a very malleable looking undecided demographic. What do we do?

@weburnitatbothends 8 ай бұрын

It's crazy how many people love the LNP and the fish and chip lady in QLD

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

@@weburnitatbothendsbecause you lot suck 😊

@knowEyeDeer 8 ай бұрын

Agreed. It also probably wouldn't hurt if Juice Media paid us a little attention too.

@frankopaddo9647 8 ай бұрын

@@weburnitatbothends It's more crazy how little people know about Queensland but everyone has a voice and 2c worth of insight. . Of the last 35 years of State government 30 years have been Labor, 5 years have been Liberal. No other Australian State has that record.

@Brakiros 7 ай бұрын

@@frankopaddo9647 it's also because the LNP don't even have the slightest scrap of competence as soon as they get in they show how awful they are and are then tossed to the curb

@M4DBMX 3 ай бұрын

This is where I get my News from now... And it's refreshing that it's funny.

@jesmarina 8 ай бұрын

Australians are World Champions in expressions! "Get a dog up ya!" - that's really really REALLY funny.

@Moneyalmenial 8 ай бұрын

It loses its charm eventually, lol

@makemoneywithshawn 8 ай бұрын

@@Moneyalmenialyes exactly. This happens when some intelligent bogan with a mullet down his back anda few less front teeth actually thinks this is a real thing to try.

@r0br33r 8 ай бұрын

Nothing funnier than a country of servile cucks who's only act of rebellion is cheeky sayings :L

@telstratouchfone 8 ай бұрын

So I saw Crisafulli at the funeral for Matt Arnold and Rachel McCrow as he walked in with the executive and premier. He's so small I LEGITIMATELY thought he was one of their kids they'd brought with them before realising that no, that's actually the opposition leader of Queensland

@BazaO97 8 ай бұрын

The big pineapple actually just got renovated

@eirationall7120 8 ай бұрын

Hey Jordies! Honestly, really happy with you talking about the upcoming Queensland election. Great to see some inter-state support from NSW, especially with the effect you seem to have had on the general state of your own State. Also, I wasn't sure if I believed your anecdote at first - and then you said it happened in Toowoomba and I immediately realized you were probably being kind.

@ScottMurrayBestFamilyCars 8 ай бұрын

I just want to acknowledge to your video editor that I appreciate the use of the Super Mario 64 zoom-in sound effect at 11:02. Respect.

@jasonquiver6907 8 ай бұрын

I'm starting to think we're getting closer and closer to a Cruelty Squad-esque dystopia

@coasterblocks3420 8 ай бұрын

A friend in the the Services Union told me at the Labor Day rally earlier this month that David Christofellatio is having an affair behind his wife’s back.

@MrElzebo 8 ай бұрын

I find it funny you used a picture of Maryborough hospital when talking about not enough doctors. Because in fact, that’s the truth for that exact hospital.

@riddleman 8 ай бұрын

FriendlyJordies producers: don't do this, your house got burnt down last time. Jordan: I'll fuckin do it again. FriendlyJordies views: fuck yeah Jordan, we'll bring the marshmallows

@-moongorilla- 8 ай бұрын

The "let's give the other guys a go" mentality is so real. Walked past Crisafulli with my boss the other day and he basically repeated everything Jordies said but without even a hint of irony 🥲

@BlicedSread 26 күн бұрын

dude only australians would name a city townsville. Basically Citycity lol

@phantomarceus6387 8 ай бұрын

Jordies got that Caesar cut

@risquefiasco947 8 ай бұрын

I have met Miles , he seems a happy, genuine type of bloke, I live in Crisafulli's hometown and I see no reason to change government at all. But plenty of reason to keep Labor in power in Qld. I remember the disastrous last LNP government and never want to see them in power again.

@bluepriest6990 8 ай бұрын

I live in toowoomba yeh this place is shitty, i came back from a punk rock show in brisbane to find the drunk guy that tried to choke out someone for walking past his woman at our local coles, Very proud. Still feel safer here than in Melbourne though.

@Columner 8 ай бұрын

i'm from melbourne and it's not that bad... at least we have parks

@shottskies 7 ай бұрын

Exactly. Melbourne is just feral.

@1kRAM4kROM 8 ай бұрын

"Is that true, or did you read it in The Courier Mail?"...

@GuyPerson-jt9tv 8 ай бұрын

A jordies double feature! What a privilege!

@mikespike2099 8 ай бұрын

Crayfish Crustiflli sounds like Neo Bruz!!! 😅 Thanks JORDIES team for your investigative journalism I wish more Aussies would listen!!! 🇦🇺 👍🏻

@1973Washu 8 ай бұрын

Toowoomba is "Special" by Queensland standards ... People tend to leave their brain behind when they move there , perhaps it is something in the water ?

@potapotapotapotapotapota 8 ай бұрын

Toowoomba is at least not overpopulated and incredibly well maintained. More people should move away from the city to Toowoomba. It would significantly reduce congestion.

@TotesMuhGoat 8 ай бұрын

Id love to watch a hit piece on our financials.... "Where do our dollarydoos go and what do we get for them?" Deep diving into the overall numbers of outgoing money to our politicians past and present. Could be a great long form series of videos covering labor, libs and the numpties in-between, their spending, their benfits, and the last episode can be the shining of a light moment where we get the final number of probable outgoings of our money. Im not smart enough to do it and im not a content creator nor do i want to be (i remember what happened to your house mate and I'm good thanks 😅). You're a smart guy when it comes to all this stuff and I reckon youre the one that could really blow the lid on where our money goes. Ya know, it has a medieval vibe about it. The "royals" living comfortably off the backs of struggling taxpayers who are desperately trying to keep their heads above water.

@L3mon_and_lim3 8 ай бұрын

Toowoomba: Basically full of eshays, Christians and it does not feel like a city. Also, it has very shotty schools.

@thatguy-nz1jm 8 ай бұрын

That's because it isn't a city, its a regional centre. Run by rusted on liberals and professional pocket lining politicians. Those same politicians and toowoomba townies believe the end of the earth is Omara rd theirs almost no public transport to the satellite suburbs like oakey or crows nest. The roads out that way are a joke but theirs a traffic light every 400 meters on ruthven st. John wagner pocketed millions out of that quarantine centre that was paid for by tax payers. Former mayor Paul Antonio got the government to pay for a feasibility study to have the Melbourne to Brisbane rail corridor service his basalt mine. I have seen Kerry shine smoking on primary school grounds while handing out how to vote cards for the 1999 referendum. And Alice Nelligen sits in her wheelchair lecturing everyone last weekend at Lake anand about going green on earth/environmentday. I personally saw her sitting in an idling BMW for half an hour in the Clifford gardens car park while her driver went and did her shopping a couple of weeks ago.Joe ramia passed laws banning food trucks from driving on council grass thus protecting his company supa catering because his food stalls are put in place by tilt tray trucks. The eshays only exist there because the Newman government pushed out the bikies that kept the street gangs in line. Toowoomba is rotten to the core

@useruseruseruseruser790 8 ай бұрын

Hearing the good old ‘Get a dog up ya’ actually made my day. Then being given the proper definition a bonus.

@StormLord-AOS 8 ай бұрын

**is a queenslander** Yes, the dog does seem to be uped here. onwards jordan.

@alexanderboulton2123 7 ай бұрын

That is totally something I could see someone from New York saying. "Ay, get a dog up ya, jackass!" Turns out Queens and Queensland really _do_ have something in common after all!

@ohnopiero 8 ай бұрын

Chris da fool is giving Quagmire vibes . once you see it you cant unseen it

@4RILDIGITAL 8 ай бұрын

It's clear how pivotal the energy plan is and how it could positively impact both economy and environment. Queenslanders need to make an informed choice.

@Oogesay 8 ай бұрын

“True story from Toowoomba” only Toowoomba can birth the most retched of Australia

@markwest2810 8 ай бұрын

have you been to Moree?

@valentinecure329 8 ай бұрын

One of these day we should sit down and hash out what is and isn't considered part of the "Free Market"

@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb 8 ай бұрын

You can now play as 👲 Luigi

@lightsupportweapon 8 ай бұрын

best comment on this entire video

@cind_errs 6 ай бұрын

The Mayor of Liverpool Council NSW is the new Bruz. Suprised you are not already onto the councils chaos. Mayors wife is a local MP who ran under a different surname, building has a cancer cluster, NSW government investigating them and suspending whole council for a parliamentary inquiry. Photo on Facebook which was deleted was of him and Barilaro at a property meeting lunch.

@saucehceeseman 8 ай бұрын

Thank you for clarifying that John B was a Southern Italian bruz

@jeddickson1674 8 ай бұрын

Love that we are going back to old roots on the channel 😂👍👍

@talananiyiyaya8912 8 ай бұрын

Always looking to know what to think about things

@JimboJuice 8 ай бұрын

erm

@michaelmarkovic6074 8 ай бұрын

Thanks for this video Jordy.

@WynDaf1900 8 ай бұрын

Commenting from Queensland... So happy to hear a voice of reason after listening to so much 🤬ing unhinged hate about Palachuk, Miles, anf Labor 🤦

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

"Unhinged hate" = informed criticism. You can't even cope with your turn coming to an end? Loser.

@Infatuouscarpet 8 ай бұрын

this takes me back to old jordies

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

Almost like Labor voters are never satisfied and always triggered by something.

@SkyhawksAu 8 ай бұрын

Common Sense Brigade QLD needs to kick into gear.

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

And that involves re-electing Labor? Funny how your idea of common sense is just others giving you what you want 😉 Pretty babyish.

@LewisBlue345 8 ай бұрын

Great video hopefully it reaches more people

@99mainpure99 8 ай бұрын

He just gives off massive Max Payne Mafia Goon energy

@InfectedroneIsABraindeadCooker 8 ай бұрын

See? You're a man-baby. What are you even on about. You like Labor because you've got the mind of a kid.

@michaell2120 8 ай бұрын

The definition of insanity - electing the LNP in Queensland and expecting them to be less reprehensible that last time they were in power. Campbell Newman's one term downfall was a proud moment for the often maligned Queenslander.