The NEW CARV.2 might be a tad bit broken

[@quacker6288]

Jev and dysmo are always so quick when a gun comes out

[@pr0gamerdude898]

10 min ago i watched his vid then this shows up

[@spartan_x1177]

Ha, I literally just finished Jevs video

[@EnderAI]

Ghost619: bruh

[@jeffyman780]

It is their fucking jobs bro

[@EnderAI]

@Jake Haskin sheeeeeeeeesssssdsh

[@FoxyGrandpa1]

that walbang lmao

[@CoasterHorizons]

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

[@baileyforler2879]

@@CoasterHorizons 😐😐😐😐😐

[@nodn3rb]

@@baileyforler2879 sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshhh

[@nafan320]

@@baileyforler2879 Sheesshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@bobuxscam2978]

Shoots bullets about the size of a .22 LR, which is small, IRL so there should be like no penetration on that thing lol

[@moistmaster8790]

I figured out Cods scheme: Release broken gun People buy skins to unlock it Cod nerfs it 2 weeks later

[@TheRandomVaper]

This one only takes 2 rapid kills in 10 different matches though. Why would anyone even buy a skin to bypass that requirement (It shouldn't take more than a couple of hours at the most to unlock)

[@TheAntiBully]

@@TheRandomVaper realistically most people buy the pack over doing the challenge

[@TheAntiBully]

@@TheRandomVaper since cod has adopted the fortnite formula w battle pass

[@BigDawgRey95]

@@TheRandomVaper tbh I'm pry gonna, I only get one night a week to game with my homie who plays like 40 hours a week so I gotta buy whatever weapon he says is meta when I log in 😂

[@TheRandomVaper]

@@BigDawgRey95 I dont have much time to play either with work, a son, a girlfriend and other hobbies, but I just cant bring myself to support their cashgrab tactics.

[@noahbraxton6286]

3 things guaranteed in life Death Taxes Dysmo always making me smile

[@Dysmo]

quit making me blush

[@iZerxys]

@@Dysmo hey bae😏

[@NotStooky]

@@iZerxys 🥵

[@damf5488]

@@NotStooky 😐

[@DylanB05]

4. dysmo getting at least 1 cross map tomahawk kill every video

[@ocultaa]

Mag: *says call of duty on the mag clearly* Dysmo: wHaTs tHat SAy

[@Dysmo]

im blind

[@ocultaa]

@@Dysmo yes u are good job dysmo

[@justaewok215]

@@Dysmo keep it up. When next vid with TKO

[@MrTgd81]

I think it says call of duty vanguard

[@arjunpai7884]

His laugh is infectious

[@jimmyj3173]

More like cringeyyyyy

[@chava_ranks8126]

Everyone: "this gun has no recoil" Next day Treyarch: *increases the recoil*

[@mousalisa8995]

I mean, this wouldn’t help it being THAT Op

[@Im_SSJay]

Guess ppl haven’t heard of the daemon from bo4, this gun is basically that but worst

[@thecodpast1518]

true

[@rflash1233]

Here I thought I wouldn’t have anything to watch, then BAM! A new video comes out

[@NotStooky]

Bruh next thing u know there’s gonna be a reactive blueprint in da shop

[@mr.walkemd0wn]

Fr

[@ronniesmith7876]

Swear

[@juicyj3247]

And it’ll get nerfed soon after lol

[@dreamawakeclan]

Right before they nerf it.

[@ronniesmith7876]

Swear it will

[@grots5437]

2:25 “If you can’t control that recoil, I don’t know what to tell you.” Recoil? What recoil?

[@titanxd952]

Every warzone tiktok creator be like: New Meta???

[@Dysmo]

i think it will be

[@JGP0716]

@@zacharyfayant5717 every cod has people who drop shot shut up

[@unknown-xq9rs]

@@JGP0716 violence

[@Dfendiii2005]

@@JGP0716 facts kid is just a bot warzone better than Cold War atm but next season they gonna add so much my dad works at activision so just get good now

[@tatsumiincursio7816]

@@zacharyfayant5717 people drop shot before bo4...

[@Karv_]

when Dysmo uploads yk its gonna be a good day

[@aramthemyth]

I wouldn‘t be able to interact with an audience while trying this hard anyway, so props to you for pulling it off all the time

[@Mello999]

"There it is the new weapon" *Zooms in on nothing 😂

[@Floccazz]

Hi bae

[@Mello999]

@@Floccazz Hiya Jinx! 😁🥰

[@jahari2253]

@@Floccazz nice

[@v9ms]

U here 2

[@Mello999]

@@v9ms 👈👈😎

[@Asianboy26]

I swear to God his videos feel like 2 min but it's 10 like dysmo you make the best and entertaining videos that it feels so short

[@alexandermather5700]

true

[@dutchdutch-qp5st]

ive been watching back some of these older dysmo videos and ive never been happier

[@PatrickStar2078]

I’m returning to say this really is a true hour of dysmo the goldfish

[@thomfoolery2001]

jev: uploads dysmo: same

[@mytake8191]

Hey dysmo. Just wondering when are you going to make a full video on the doggos in the back. I am really waiting for it.

[@Dysmo]

summer 2021

[@MrTgd81]

@@Dysmo where is the video

[@mr.walkemd0wn]

Gotta love my boi dysmo posting

[@mychaelwilson]

I feel like the time to kill is a little to fast, so even a 10% time to kill increase would be very helpful, because I don’t get the chance to turn around unless the enemy aim is garbage

[@skipscrop]

it can’t one burst so the m16 or aug can outgun you, they actually did a good job balancing a new gun especially since it’s a burst

[@mychaelwilson]

I meant for all guns

[@lilbill1777]

Amazing as always I've been waiting to watch last infinite warfare video in the series over on your second channel Dysmo 2.0 because I'm gonna be sad when the series ends

[@G1ggl3z]

9:25 Me dropping from the ledge to the rocks: *grunts and everything's fine* Cold War Operators dropping from the ledge to the rocks: *"AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH" dies*

[@grahambrake5495]

I’m still grinding dark matter on Cold War so that’s what motivates me to play. Also I like playing game modes like gun game, sticks and stones, and ffa because they’re just more fun

[@papajohnshow3429]

To be honest, back in the beta I really wanted this game to be good. But now it’s just not enjoyable, not enough maps and the Strict skill based matchmaking make me only able to play for an hour with FRIENDS. I am just hoping that they release MW2 Remastered.

[@greyman7605]

THIS

[@tomosrugby9913]

Always a pleasure to watch your videos, just relaxing

[@ridwanahmed5437]

they should make it so that 50 levels u get too choose a a bundle for free

[@lemetalleuxqc4196]

No not level 50, plus like level 200

[@janruiz3608]

My day was great, but when i saw that Aerodactyl... I mean Dysmo uploaded it just made this afternoon an amazing and relaxing time.

[@Dysmo]

hold up...

[@janruiz3608]

OMG! 😂

[@VAKEZY]

I honestly want this gun to be meta for a while we need a new one

[@mogwall7467]

We don’t really need a new “meta” warzone currently feels pretty balanced right now there’s multiple meta weapons. We don’t need another op meta weapon which everyone will just abuse like the last meta weapons.

[@grots5437]

@@mogwall7467 I completely agree. I think warzone is much more fun when you can use practically any gun you want, and not be dominated by another one gun constantly. When there’s one meta weapon, everybody kind of feels forced to use it, if they want to win at least.

[@ice_bear5156]

Its always a good day when a dysmo video is uploaded

[@owenkosmala6186]

Top things I don’t look forward to in my day School Going to bed Not being able to watch Dysmo

[@notbelugatho7535]

Lol true

[@spider-man4818]

But sleeping is nice

[@mc0nnor]

You love to see a new dysmo upload

[@crey888]

Just when we thought tactical rifle metas were over in warzone *Carv.2: “Surprise Mfer”

[@mandungitanoteroba]

Just don't trust these videos against 0.1 kd bots this gun isn't anything great it's just average

[@allseeingeye3182]

His fighting noobs it's a good gun but ain't broken you need to know what your doing for it to be effective

[@oeswo1406]

I LOVE the sound when it fires

[@SheikhSaad]

You already know dysmo is a little worried about the new gun because he sounded a tad bit bri'ish in the title

[@tomhall9087]

We don’t sound like that bro 😭😭😭

[@SheikhSaad]

@@tomhall9087 Ok Tom 🧢🧢

[@milescase598]

2:01 “shooting my body, lemon water”

[@pawelmalecki3539]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the water mark 😂😂

[@AspenSavage]

5:52 it's not very illogical to shoot through a wall of a house lol

[@seb3207]

“i feel like at times ima goldfish” relatable

[@Acoolnative]

The quote of the year

[@amrtrace2815]

Jev and dysmo are carrying my life right now

[@kmaster5697]

Me: my brains like a duck Everyone: ok.... Dysmo: my brains like a goldfish Everyone: WAT

[@Floccazz]

Dysmo just uploaded you know it’s gonna be a lit day😎

[@iistrafeii8283]

The same words I said when I asked out my crush.

[@floofs6785]

they really do need to bring back carrier man. such an iconic map and they've yet to bring it back into a modern game

[@doogledum]

Here before people wish me a good life and bless me

[@doogledum]

@Dysmo thx and bless u lol 🤣

[@angelguzman1529]

Dysmo is on fye on this vid with the new gun

[@stormy7491]

Ayy lest go dysmo upload!!!

[@texasred4339]

It's cool that just the real life version (G11) the CARV.2 has almost no recoil due to the complex system that was put in the gun

[@texasred4339]

@@bradenmchenry995 well it is very clearly inspired by it

[@21papistreet50]

Dysmo man you are my favorite youtuber man I should be doing the 8 assignments that are due in an hour but hey who cares if you upload school can wait. Much love man. You rock.

[@MuscledRMH]

I would love them to make Scorestreaks more exciting by resetting them on death. That would make them a lot more special and rewarding and would bring back the adrenaline rush of going on a big streak. SBMM is also still too tight and really makes matches just frustrating and stressful at times. Gener 6v6 content is still lacking, specifically on the original map front and variety it provides. Yamantau and Diesel are some actual good new original maps but we should have gotten this content on launch. Game needed 3 seasons to be somewhat of a complete package before it can actually expand. The perk variety/balance could use some tuning as well to bring more diversity every match.

[@cenzo6746]

I was waiting for this and I was watching it while I was getting my braces done

[@michaelissocool1625]

Yo Dysmo I got so Excited for this vid lol

[@pettycarton8197]

I have been watching your videos for a long time and I would like to say I appreciate you posting for us and to keep going😁

[@justanothergymrat7718]

Nobody: Dysmo with Carv.2: A I M B O T

[@adamgleaves6262]

Dysmo your my fav KZbinr I’ve been a fan since you were doing bo3!

[@kam8445]

Dysmo vs the World 🤘🏼🌍

[@extranosense9553]

It's so great to see Dysmo having fun

[@silencearsenal]

keep up the content goat and this gun is broken but i love it keep it up dysmo

[@Dysmo]

[@silencearsenal]

@@Dysmo yea we grinding thx mate you are the dude who got me into this yt twitch thing you are a inspiration mate hope you have a nice rest of the day mutch love and support

[@tahapunisher]

I shed some tears when I saw the gun inspection on raid, beautiful

[@menace4464]

Dysmo love you it is always a good day when you know when he uploads I haven’t watched him in a long time hope you see this

[@menace4464]

Hi

[@falconhoward4032]

I'd love to see a CoD that's just a big amalgamation of the best things from all the CoDs across the franchise. Imagine using MW3 specialist with an ACR on Raid, dropping an AC130 on Fringe with an Intervention, rocking an M8 on Quarry, running a VMP on Shipment, dropping a tactical nuke on Standoff with a Commando, crossmapping with the NX Shadowclaw and D13 Sector on Dome, etc

[@marssful6756]

4:28 ya my entire videos are just me zoning out🤣 Biggest reason I like Dysmo other than his great content is that he understands the casual player 7:15

[@irving6867]

what’s good dysmo

[@logansullivan3395]

this type of content deserves trending for games

[@Confuseable]

i love dysmo because he’s literally like the perfect representation of a cod player, if someone shoots his body he shoots their body. if someone shit talks him he comes back just as hard it’s so entertaining to watch 😂

[@theshield6148]

The Carv.2 is basically a MA87 from Black Ops 3

[@Sr.GuzmanP]

We love you Dysmo

[@dxntgetdrxpped8232]

The moment he said carrier I hot hit with a HUGE wave of nostalgia

[@Usernahbro]

Cold War needs a double Mastery Camo!!!! Some insane camo you get if you unlock DM Ultra AND Dark Aether! Just finished both myself and I wish there was an insane camo you get for unlocking both mastery camos!

[@MrDino-bn3op]

4:28 I felt that 😤

[@JayTheGam3r]

I just started watching the old bo3 videos, god I miss that game

[@mongoose1788]

There is another way to unlock this gun too. In zombies, get 250 longshot kills with a Tactical rifle.

[@daviddeangelo1979]

8:18 Balance every weapon, not touch it up BALANCE IT, NERF IT. ALMOST EVERY WEAPON IN COLD WAR IS STUPIDLY BROKEN. LC10 DMR M16 MAC 10 FFAR FARA KRIG

[@samamor575]

I literally went from Jev to Dysmo and my life is complete!

[@jfkwasafk127]

Relatable

[@brianloger8243]

That is awesome. I love the video. I would love to see some new maps and some new skins come to the game before Vanguard comes out. That would be awesome

[@Ray-pq6fr]

I swear the iron sights look EXACTLY like the m8a7 from bo3

[@goty5gaming745]

Keep up the good work dysmo

[@Jar0fTeeth]

They brought back the G11! 😱One of my favorite guns from bo1.

[@PyroThugz1.3]

Ah yes...... a FRESH new upload 🙏🏽

[@kgohr2k198]

The laugh is just a sign of pure joy and will make anyone smile and laugh

[@blackstone1a]

Normally I don’t buy blueprints, but I already had 600 codpoints from the battlepas and today is/was my birthday so I figured it was acceptable. And I’m definitely enjoying it so far

[@moisesponce5031]

That wall bang lmfao

[@RedMoonTsuki633]

Skilk based matchmaking

[@xavwalls3113]

I think it needs more map and likes those little lights on their vest idk I just like that idea from bo4

[@masonluna-bylicki3871]

Always love the tomahawk kills in every vid also hi dysmo

[@juniore8001]

Just watched jev and now watching dysmo😩

[@iDrxpGaming27]

Dive it dropped into the game I’ve been waiting for this vid 😂😂😂😂

[@iDrxpGaming27]

Since

[@CoasterHorizons]

haven't tried it out yet, but from this, it looks like it's about as powerful as the m16 but with a super fast fire rate

[@frankowsky1180]

DYSMO YOUR THE BEST

[@MalefactorCarnal]

Hey Dysmo. Congrats on your channel. I still find Cold War fun but I think almost every gun is too easy to use. The worst being LC10 in my opinion. New maps are cool.

[@kasper_429]

The main thing I want in Cold War is MW2019-fast weapon leveling. With Cold War, the weapon leveling is literally like a snail going through molasses. So ridiculously slow. Either that, or I'm just jaded because I was better at MW19 than I am Cold War. (entirely possible, because I just switched from Xbox One to PS5 and I'm still getting used to the controller lol)

[@Dav3.14]

Dysmo is literally my favorite!

[@SprainedPhil2116]

Dysmo TKO and k3 all go back to WW2 just like the good ol days :)

[@alexanderxjs]

Dysmo: “today is just a good day” Me knowing a had a very bad day: “damn.” Then realizing im watching a Dysmo vid just turned my whole day around thanks for the amazing videos bro❤️

[@neilmcbride6616]

They need to add the farm map from bo3

[@WDB_MichealMyerss]

2:35 😂 That’s Right Lemon Water That’s Right that had me

[@Vroximity6987]

i was waiting for him to upload

[@ThePersonMan]

6:10 That's why it's my favorite, and many other people's too I imagine

[@SvenBout]

4:30 imagine dysmo actually getting a goldfish and naming him dizzy

[@slushy9288]

Dysmo