the new Dylan Sprouse romcom from your nightmares

[@AlexMeyersVids]

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[@ashleyr6809]

Just want to let you know, Alex that you have a bunch of porn bots in the comment section and you seriously need to block them.

[@oorrego55]

Hey! Day one of asking you to review Penelope.

[@z10fury73]

Here is a horrible movie for you to review GAMER

[@joooduh9347]

oh you should do lord of the rings, thatd be such a fun series

[@KatieTaylor-h6p]

@@joooduh9347 doooooo sweet tooth

[@emimew]

“When it’s that bad, it’s got to be wattpad” is probably the best way to describe this movie

[@Royalty_girlie]

No lies detected

[@lovelycloudyskies]

Wattpad has The Bad Boy and The Tomboy, which doesn’t get a movie adaptation, but this movie and After does.

[@ayomidedareabel5525]

@@lovelycloudyskies I swear wattpad has a lot of good books yet they always pick the most cringey ones

[@nishattasmim4192]

Wattpad has some underrated gems but alas the production always chooses the the ones that are smutty

[@Royalty_girlie]

@@nishattasmim4192 true but have you read any of ridinginbluejeeps works? They're amazing

[@MadiganinPeach]

Ok but mad props to the main actress who somehow made it through the "I'm horny" scene without immediately fleeing the country and getting facial reconstruction surgery.

[@bartrese]

The secondhand embarrassment was paralyzing

[@yellowishgreendragon.-.]

I am choosing to stay in denial and believe there is no way she actually said that....

[@petrichor_and_fire]

Oh man I thought she said "I'm so sorry" but now I hear it😭✋

[@shara5985]

Omg that was terrible to watch

[@pilar8323]

Also that fake scrambling to clear up the table and get into position to have sex looked so awkward

[@maiajane9993]

I totally forgot this was a book. This is the perfect example of why unhinged smut books should be enjoyed in the comfort of my KindleUnlimited library and not on the big screen.

[@izyansan]

I read the book like 10 years ago and tbh there was no smut in it. At most there are 2 sexual scenes but they werent even graphic or anything. Idc i think any book turned into a movie would alwys be worse. The book was at least more sweet and showed hos their relationshio actually progressed throughout the month living together and it was a decent albeit cliche kinda story. The movie though, made it seem like it was 10 times worse.

[@priiifrg]

@@izyansan the book is toxic as hell and it is smutty

[@riak321]

@@izyansan book are usually better than the movies. I personally think Fifty shades books are wayyy better than the movies.

[@marietailor3100]

Yeah… but movies waste less of my time 😂

[@Kaycinee]

😂😂😂 literally

[@celinay]

I didnt realize how much youve put yourself through for us... all fifty shades, the after movies, 365, Twilight, AND riverdale???? My neurons wouldve boycotted my brain. Thank you for your noble sacrifice 🙏

[@banana9347]

Let’s salute this man for going to hell and back just for us!🫡

[@lifeiscats1337]

@@banana9347🫡🫡 He went to hell and back for our entertainment! 5:27 is the best part btw

[@theoutsiderjess1869]

I still think 365 is the worst out of the lot

[@GuitarSlayer136]

@@banana9347 his brain has been on strike since the channel started my dude. Until working conditions change I don't think it's coming back anytime soon

[@ronnieeilert8491]

Thank you for sacrificing your brain cells, by watching these god awful movies and TV shows for our own sake!!!!

[@joyrose22]

I thought the sprouse twins went to college and got actual jobs to AVOID acting in crap like this

[@leylastark3632]

they realized normal jobs mean a lot of work for very little money compared to acting

[@joyrose22]

@@leylastark3632 amen to that

[@farlord9264]

Because It all make sense.. they have their own business.. these crap movies are like side dishes for them because they don't need to take the role seriously and get pay for it like how great is that. That's how Adam Sandler has been rolling. Bothe of them are OK actors but Dylan has better range

[@joyrose22]

@@farlord9264 mannnn, whats sad is they really had the potential to grow up and be legit actors. As child actors they could have majored in this in college and become decent directors, writers or actors. But no, wattpad smutt or riverdale cocaine🥲

[@farlord9264]

@@joyrose22 Yes It's true, they had legit opportunities to make themselves great actors. They really wasted it.

[@smxciiichic]

The ‘I’m so horny, I’m so horny’ completely ruined me and I will never recover. I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@traceynelson2170]

Lol l know imagine a girl saying that to you like it's sexy , lol ld just laugh lm sorry, ld be like what? .....,and you gonna love me long time lol😅 erection gone forever....

[@adohrme5084]

I’m traumatized😂

[@ryanstonehouse4288]

this is what i was looking for

[@katiedoucet4748]

It made me cringe so hard I may never recover

[@hipickle1151]

SAME OML

[@kimi_chimi]

"i'm everybody's type" radiates the same energy as "i'm not like other girls"

[@lifeiscats1337]

Fr

[@danielsedan]

It's even funnier because the line became famous through Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl!

[@meanqueen0024]

Which is why they are perfect for each other

[@ThatLampTho]

But i am not like other girls 😢

[@Turtletoots3]

And he looks like a young Andy before he became a paper salesman for Dunder Mifflin.

[@pinksparkle6891]

From the famous or infamous “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in” to “I’m everybody’s type”. The Sprouse Twins have been through the whole range :)))

[@conserztasfia0078]

Why does cole always play the nerd while Dylan plays the perfect hot guy

[@bribro23]

@@conserztasfia0078 cause that’s what they did on Disney and ppl can’t nor won’t forget it.😂😂

[@MariaJulia-ew9fh]

​@@conserztasfia0078 I think this way is better, I prefer the nerds 😂😂

[@jullovesmusic]

The “I’m horney” scene killed me. I’m still on the floor laughing

[@Angrypapaya0101]

I can’t even finish the video bc its so bad, but I pushed through it 😅

[@nightwishlady]

Mate, I CRIED WITH THAT SCENE VERY HARD 😂😂😂

[@marwellie]

It's so awkward😂😂😂

[@lighthero1197]

I was watching this on my lunchbreak and had to hold in my laughter I was about to explode

[@suataluna]

It scarred me for life 😂😂

[@ZadnoleyaEdits]

It’s insane that the company saw Dylan’s portrayal of Trevor in After 2 and was like ‘let’s just change the name slightly’.

[@NJGuy1973]

In his next five movies he'll play characters named Troy, Tristan, Trent, Truxton, and Tralfaz.

[@littlesparrow303]

For real!! I was laughing 😂😂 I was like “It’s Fucking Trevor.”

[@krazykaye8843]

Why can't I find this movie? It's on Netflix right?

[@dixiecronin7791]

You actually WANT to watch it?

[@pridecat8995]

It’s based on a book that was out way before the After series.

[@creativelybankrupt007]

naming your kid "Shepley" is borderline child abuse.

[@gustykraken]

Borderline!!! every teacher that took attendance shoulda been calling CPS!!

[@creativelybankrupt007]

@@gustykraken I mean, I would be suing my parents if they had done that.

[@lifeiscats1337]

Fr

[@dfx13productions47]

And naming your child the country you live in is utterly ridiculous

[@mybodyisamachine]

I think that's an overexaggeration. Real child abuse is naming your kid Gregory.

[@noluthandomalaza1301]

This kills me because I never anticipate ANY of the plot twists 😭😭 I just kept getting shocked by the absurdity

[@janedangg]

Without Alex, I wouldn’t even know a terrible movie like this could exist

[@kyrcamille9106]

He truly is doing the lord’s work

[@HaileyEd]

He's the reason I know anything about Riverdale

[@ginabell694]

Him and Amanda the Jedi for me.

[@duckymomo7935]

this movie is better than the after series but thats not a high bar so yea

[@softjytsu]

exactly, it's a miracle I made it through the video because the movie clips makes me cringe sm

[@stearibsqua4631]

As someone who has read the book, It is with great displeasure that I tell you the movie is looking much better

[@shannangatling1328]

I loved the book

[@ennauak]

@@shannangatling1328 in a very "what not to do in a relationship" type of way right? pls

[@stearibsqua4631]

@@ennauak Yeah Definitely, That's what they meant, ofc ofc (right??????)

[@Lucie-R2R_Happiness]

🦊 no no no no no.... There's no way in the blue moon that's correct, they can't hurt me if I don't believe 😶‍🌫️

[@gabrielaharries8149]

yep, in the book travis is sooo much more abusive so the movie wasn't that bad (on that front, but it's still a shitty movie)

[@mutationally]

when you said, "has the person who wrote this ever left their house?", it has a lot of truth to it. it all originated in wattpad by teenagers for teenagers (me included) a decade ago, so it naturally includes all the glorious, storied experiences of teenage years. they used to be phenomena on wattpad, especially after, and should've been left there. not only do they ooze of secondhand embarrassment, they also ruined whatever memeories we had of them.

[@Vignum]

It's like someone found his 10 year old daughter fanfic story and decided that it was great movie material.

[@fireblade295]

Basically every fanfict/Wattpad 'movie'...

[@strawberryfox8819]

I'd be very concerned if my 10 year old daughter wrote this

[@yanderesimstuff5971]

​@strawberryfox8819 I think this is a joke, but in all seriousness this is likely the safest, most family-friendly story you'd see on Wattpad in the 2010s.

[@franinconverse]

Dylan has such great comedic timing and it is being wasted on trash

[@ieatteeth5605]

IKR

[@hannahhelton3789]

Forreal. He needs to get into a Seth Rogan / Zac Efron kinda movie.

[@sampoet69]

He made me laugh through the whole movie

[@KyleS6226]

The Sprouse twin need to make the series which was denied by Disney when The Suite Life On Deck ended.

[@yowatchie]

The funny thing is all the clips he showed just made him seem likable and like you said solid comedic timing. He really needs a better agent.

[@Knap4501]

If she’s a poker player who stopped all of a sudden, it would have been infinitely better for Travis to also be a poker player rather than an insane fighter, who through his charms helps her rediscover her love of the game again, and shows her that she can actually enjoy playing and doesn’t have to do it just for her dad. That would have been a better path the take the movie down.

[@sawanna508]

He actually does play poker reagularly with his father and three older brothers.

[@Cationna]

True, but that would imply that forethought played a part in plotting this Wattpad smut fic rather than the author throwing random things at the board as they occured to her when she was trying to connect one Wouldn't It Be Hot If scene to another

[@BlazingOwnager]

If I got some random dude's blood on me, I would think the first reaction would be sheer terror and planning a medical test.

[@Zarii321]

Exactly

[@blairknight8615]

yeah she didnt seem freaked out at all b/c he is hot. haha. i would of been grossed out

[@crystalstar7822]

I honestly would have been a tad perturbed. That's it.

[@ic236]

"I need to go study" wow what a quirky nerdy not like other girls protagonist execpt she didn’t even bring her textbooks!

[@xbluebirdx]

LMAO

[@FirstnameLastname-gr5kb]

I haven't had a textbook in two years of uni. We just get pdfs to read and occasionally pirate sth lmao, it's all on one's electric device

[@raffie664]

The “I’m so horney” scene was the worst and yet the best thing I’ve seen in cinematic history, I’m still laughing but want to forget I’ve seen this 😂

[@Mskittenlover12]

What has gone so wrong in the Sprouse twins lives that they both end up in the most cringe rolls imaginable? 🙃

[@glencocobing]

hey a paycheck is a paycheck 😂

[@mistybenjamin9009]

They are identical after all

[@rina37789]

Shitty agents

[@jonathanathor117]

$40 is $40

[@heszedjim9699]

Child acting happened to them

[@cakepopfrosting6148]

I’m flabbergasted at the fact *Dylan Sprouse* acted in this movie 💀

[@Royalty_girlie]

The money must be good. And I'm not even saying that to be rude or anything

[@rhodangambi1630]

He is into low production movies, which this one is. He doesn't want to be in mainstream like that

[@cakepopfrosting6148]

@@rhodangambi1630 that’s kinda sad, it’s just that the movie is so bad and *messy*

[@rhodangambi1630]

@@cakepopfrosting6148 well i haven't seen it yet but I believe you 😂. But there are other nice low production movies that he's in though.

[@cakepopfrosting6148]

@@rhodangambi1630 Girl I haven’t watched it either, I’m just judging it based off of this video 😂. Didn’t even know this movie existed before I watched this video, love Alex’s reviews fr 😂😂

[@Ahsoka]

The fights are so secret that everybody knows about them and every single time they go somewhere it’s a fighting place

[@wargamer234]

Dylan is so multifaceted, on one hand, he voices one of my favorite Warhammer characters, on the other hand, there's this.

[@khfan4life365]

He also voiced Yozora from Kingdom Hearts 3. His voiced sounded nothing like his regular voice. I was surprised to see his name in the credits. Seriously, what’s he doing here?

[@ieatteeth5605]

You can tell what he is doing for just the pay check and what he actually likes

[@lilliesinthegard32]

Wasnt he also in a chinese drama?

[@rebekahWalton]

Yeah, it was a chinese movie, I really liked that one!

[@MegaKnight2012]

Freaking Warhammer? Was he Sigvald the Magnificent, the Slaanesh champion?

[@claranadine1086]

The cage fight scene where he starts acting like a monkey is absolutely killing me. Wtf is this 💀😭

[@harrystyles5124]

I’m sorry but the lead characters have literally ZERO chemistry They’re giving siblings energy 😭

[@moustik31]

That's actually true! 😂

[@spicyananaspizza]

17:53 🤣🤣 It's so cringe

[@-startup-3612]

unrelated, but what's with the harry styles thing

[@wrenwry]

@@-startup-3612 ironic, considering dylan came from riverdale, the show where siblings have chemistry

[@rojo1945]

@@wrenwry ms girl wrong twin 😅

[@LaGiniComenta]

My mother has an horrendous taste in love films, so when she told me this film was good I automatically knew it had to be bad. Thank you for confirming it to me xD Edit: I'm 30 yo, no child abuse in here at all AHAHAHAHA

[@dodgyyoutuber9560]

Jeez what’s your dad like?

[@alyanashephard1916]

Omg, that means she had to go through the horny scene and still thought to recommend it to you. Sending prayer

[@AirQuotes]

I'm so sorry this has to count as child abuse

[@Kaylor_Ryan]

😂

[@ieatteeth5605]

If you return it you get your money back

[@jeremyud]

I honestly thought Dylan was going to dabble in thoughtful indie movies while building his mead empire, but this has been interesting to watch.

[@mistybenjamin9009]

Also, watching this movie you can see just how identically Dylan and Cole act. Travis is just an athletic version of Jughead.

[@ashleycosta6524]

i was thinking the exact same thing

[@katherinep708]

What no. I think it’s just because Dylan and Cole have the same voice that’s why it feels like Jughead is similar to Travis while in actuality their characters are very different.

[@mistybenjamin9009]

@@katherinep708 their voices have nothing to do with it. Both characters are smart and they also have the same mannerisms. They fight for what they believe in. It's just that Travis is a fighter, where as Jughead is intellectual.

[@riak321]

I had to Google the movie to know which Sprouse twin was Travis.

[@ilovesnoopyyy]

but jughead is too weird to be like travis? i mean have you ever seen him without that stupid hat on.. hes weird

[@coffewitgemini9953]

You know what. Im gonna say it. This still looks way healthier than after

[@Steph_Pacheco]

When Dylan was on the gate and started air head banging with the monkey noises … I DIED 😂😂💀💀

[@bo8jk]

My body literally repulsed😂 still wondering if that sceen or "i am horny" is worse

[@carolyn2033]

Not gonna lie, this summary was more entertaining than the actual movie 😂

[@thewinner7382]

Um hello that's almost every Alex Meyers vid

[@Clonest]

Hence the actual point in these videos, he does the parody summaries of a film or show thus keeping us entertained while saving a few hours of our own free time 😅

[@carolyn2033]

I know, I've watched most of his videos haha. This movie was just really cringe which made it even better

[@DieDoggoWoord]

Nice pp

[@Debbysworld_]

​@@Clonestfrrrr😂😂😂😂

[@KM-rd6qn]

Cole and Dylan Sprouse are great actors. Why do they pick horrible job????

[@johnlorraine7496]

The guy from I didn’t do it and outer banks is in this film

[@alysssabear]

Riverdale, as batshit insane as it is, at least it’s so bad that it’s good. This right here? This is dignity-destroying.

[@Tues48]

​@Lyssa well, with Riverdale they signed a contract in season 1 that they would stay until season 7. They had no idea the show would go down so fast.

[@theoutsiderjess1869]

Dylan likes doing indie films and project and things he finds fun. Cole actually loved the archie comics and was excited for Riverdale until season 3 now he just gave up on the show

[@ddjsoyenby]

my guess is they really need rent money.

[@racheldeschaine]

Responding “Are you serious?” to him sharing that his mom is dead is maybe the worst response I can think of😬

[@SteampunkHorse]

Top 10 Worst Things To Say To Someone Who Has Just Come Out To You About Their Dead Mum “Mine’s deader.” It’s not a competition! /ᴿᴱᶠ

[@MrsMeowMeowWoof]

I read this as a teenager like 10 years and I was shocked they were making into a film because it was beyond "problematic" lmao. Travis is psycho af

[@charlottefreedman1479]

also isn't the author anti vax??

[@sweetestaphrodite]

@@charlottefreedman1479 😳😨😫😳🔥😫😩😭💯😭😔💀😳🤔💯😫😡😤🤬😭😪👏💯🔥🤬😳💀😨😡😔💯🤢🫣😭😩

[@Agustina-bd9xz]

@@charlottefreedman1479 really??? Shit

[@Agustina-bd9xz]

I loved these books, they were written before After, they are basically the blue print of shitty college romance, but they are kinda good?? They are trash, but they are good trash

[@lisa_vxng]

​@@asimhussain8716sometimes it's 14 year olds on wattpad who's only exposure to men is other absolutely shit media (aka all those male red flags being portrayed as desirable) or (if they're older than 14) what they experienced in life which is just sad because this then turns into a never-ending circle of hell

[@bensneb360]

This feels like a parody of Wattpad movies that somehow actually became a Wattpad movie

[@Nicamon]

Exactly and this makes it *BETTER* than all the other Wattpad movies because it doesn't take itself seriously! It's actually FUNNY to watch instead of FRUSTRATING like all the others!!

[@ddjsoyenby]

"it's a wattpad fanfic" oh that makes perfect sense.

[@josiah3820]

If it's this bad it's gotta be Wattpad - Alex Myers.

[@kyrcamille9106]

Slay

[@Shiirow]

a literal wattpad movie where an aspiring author posts on wattpad a story that gets picked up and get involved in a wattpad romance plot with their book publisher.

[@AmethystSnow]

Dylan definitely lost a bet to be in this lmfao

[@adeleaslan8182]

Cole told him if he had to embarrass himself as Jughead, Dylen should embarrass himself too

[@dotwarner7812]

You know it’s a good day when alex posts right after being sent to court (probably)

[@amiaray606]

What’s going on with this? I’ve seen a few people mention it.

[@umbram8073]

Don't worry, Mattel is after doll hairs not dollars so he'll be fine 😂

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

​@@amiaray606 I think it has anything to do with Mattel.

[@umbram8073]

​@@amiaray606 Mattel didn't like his Barbie video so tried to take it down, he's considering going against it because it shouldn't be copyright strikable

[@addietatwawadi8953]

​@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo ok we won't

[@Alex-oq1ub]

I feel like Dylan took the job as a joke and then had to follow through when he found out it wasn't.

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

Honestly it does feel like it 😂

[@annedubouch1137]

As you said, the relationship between Travis and Abby wasn't studied enough, and this is why the movie felt like something good, but didn't finish what it started. There was real potential with the sense of humor that we felt in some scenes and the chemistry between the two main characters, which is something really different from what we can find in most new adult stories nowadays. In comparison to Hardin Scott, Christian Grey or Edward Cullen, Travis is just a nice guy who teases girls, a masculine type which is more likely to be found in real life than any of the characters cited above. But yes, the unexplored poker girl/boxer cliché pattern ruined the whole thing.

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Whoever crossed out the word “beautiful” on the movie poster so it just says “disaster” is my hero.

[@theoutsiderjess1869]

The devil tango scene had me in tears I love it so much 😂

[@josiah3820]

My G ah😂😂😂 Alex has finished my energy. That is an actual scene in a movie? 💀💀💀 What.

[@A1Steaksauce58]

What was she even saying?? 😂

[@zuramaru2871]

@@A1Steaksauce58 you don't wanna know

[@fireblade295]

@@zuramaru2871 "whatever I did I'm sorry"? I clearly hear "sorry"... Edit: I regret replaying it with headphones...and people say pron dialogue is cringe...

[@jada9339]

​@Joseph San Marco I think it was "I'm so horny, I'm sorry" or something lol

[@yvaincallipso84]

Oh lord I remember reading this book. We where like 14 and my friend was incredibly into this boogie and landing it to the whole friend book to make us read it. When it was my turn I just read the synopsis, said "let me guess..." and proceeded to predict EVERY SINGLE story eat that happens with them happily exclaiming "YES!" Whenever I did. I finished it in a day and it was honestly so boring I forgot it existed until LITERALLY NOW

[@khaleeesi]

What I enjoyed about this movie was how it was not as toxic as the book!

[@harrystyles5124]

WTF? If the book is worse…I don’t even wanna know what happens in it

[@alysssabear]

Plus the author, from what I heard, is a garbage person.

[@Nicamon]

@@harrystyles5124 The books is *WAY* WORSE besides what I appreciate about this movie is that,unlike all the others of the same kind,it doesn't take itself seriously which helps HEAPS to tolerate this kind of stories and actually manages to make them funny to watch instead of frustrating!Also...I've noticed that in this movie the girl is _more toxic_ than the boy for once (which was not the case in the book)!!😅😅😅

[@gabbystorm3992]

I actually thought it was quite funny. Plus the female protagonist actually felt like a person with tla complex past. Sure her dad taught her poker and she's drawn to it but she's also running from it and him because of the trouble they both get her in. In other words the female protagonist has her own story with or without the love story or the male protagonist interjecting. It's almost like Molly's game but with a ridiculous NA romance mixed in.

[@bigbearkat2010]

I seem to hear that a lot with these wattpad adaptations. No matter how bad and cringe they are, it's still somehow nowhere near as bad as the source material it's based on.

[@cassienunes2173]

The red flag parade always makes me laugh 😂 we need a loop of that over every single terrible rom com

[@nagasrinivas-fg5lh]

Yes it is funny.

[@me-ob7yw]

The sprouse twins have really gone through all the cringe movie categories im supprized they haven't dont a broody vampire/warewolf alpha pact male whos just misunderstood

[@lovelycloudyskies]

I have a story with vampires, a Frankenstein, a human, and a werewolf side character, but I’m gonna make sure it doesn’t turn out like Twilight. It’s pretty much action, drama, comedy, and romance, and it’s gonna be a manga, which I hope gets an anime adaptation. It all takes place in the Victorian era

[@crystalstar7822]

@@lovelycloudyskies hey i would read that.

[@TheLongLivePlay3]

This is what happens when ChatGpt starts writing movies

[@Nicamon]

ChatGPT wish it could write stuff as funny as this movie!:-P

[@violate6332]

Girlll the book is so much worse😭😭the author is crazy this is actually tame

[@sooploopz]

When the plot/genre changes several times within the story, you can tell it's a wattpad story

[@TheWitchcat]

This literally isn't a Wattpad story though 🙁

[@sweetestaphrodite]

Well, champ… I gotta tell you something

[@TheWitchcat]

Always happy to listen to people. What would you like to tell me? 🙂

[@booklover311]

​@@TheWitchcat no, it's a real book. I read it during my early teen years.

[@sooploopz]

@@TheWitchcat oh whoops my bad. it just seemed so similar to the 'after' movies that i kinda grouped them as wattpad stories LOL

[@user-gn4pk1qd2l]

Here's a tip: Even if someone seems attracted, if they don't want to be with you, leave them alone.

[@TheSimba86]

The most fictional part of this was the part where she ran off TO California which is hilarious because in real life everyone is fleeing that place like it is filled with zombies

[@whatthehellisthis]

the most fictional part is that she ran to sacramento specifically

[@jasonmcallen8954]

Everyone here are pretty much zombies. Following the Hollywood hive mind is pretty much what majority of them do.

[@thtswutshesaid]

Ohhh y'all speaking facts over here? Cuz I like facts! Lol

[@fireblade295]

@stmsin Its on fire that emits a blue light...

[@starcrysis23]

I ran to LA. I was there for a year and a half before I came home. Whatever pull of opportunities Cali had in the 60s-90s is just not a thing anymore. But that’s my fault for looking at life through the lens of the decades my favorite music and movies are in

[@ELOrocks189]

Alex could literally review a 3 hour documentary on the history of shoe laces, and everyone would be on the edge of their seats completely enthralled! Good job!

[@kyrcamille9106]

I would watch it

[@ELOrocks189]

@@kyrcamille9106 Alex is a master class storyteller!

[@Mama_Bear524]

This is true

[@IsabelleMukombachoto]

FR😂

[@ChristiånCorw]

I've watched this video over twice now, and Alex's jokes are so good in this one!! From the "why can't I stop!?!" bit, to the "grandfather playing shuffleboard" bit... So good!!

[@beautyengineer2198]

Every second was gold in this vid, will definitely watch again!! I loved those bits too!

[@whitedog4644]

Im ready for the sequel: Gorgeous Tragedy

[@Goomba1309]

And the trequel (is that even a word?): Lovely Apocalypse

[@dianaay6131]

It is actually called “Walking Disaster”, this series is… questionable😩

[@Nicamon]

@@Goomba1309 These 2 comments are *PERFECTION!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eggie1978]

@@Goomba1309 I like trequel better than trilogy. 😄

[@DarkMayhem666]

The dialogue in "Beautiful Disaster" made the dialogue in Fifty Shades Of Grey, 365 Days, Twilight and After look like cinematic masterpieces. I haven't even seen the movie but after watching Alex react to it I'm not even going to hate watch this shit.

[@Nicamon]

Actually this shit is _better_ than all the other shits you've mentioned for a very simple reason:IT DOESN'T TAKE ITSELF SERIOUSLY and it's actually FUNNY to watch as a result instead of just being frustrating. You can guess it even just watching the trailer.

[@bigbearkat2010]

It's weird how all those years ago we said Twilight was the worst thing to ever exist and every Wattpad and fanfic writer seemed to take that as a challenge

[@theoutsiderjess1869]

Nah 365 days was way worse than this

[@farazattar3723]

365 days 2 and 3 scarred my entire 2022. The writing of both of the books and direction of the films were 🤢🤮 All the time musix and s** and no acting and locic and meaning in the story.

[@marianaganci5815]

Honestly is not.that bad

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Their first mistake was giving Dylan Sprouse a buzzcut.

[@Saxum_TV]

its always the fkn buzzcut 😔

[@Madzizdrawing1]

I love that the punching noises are replaced with Toy Squeeks it’s just comedic gold

[@troymilanharrison2023]

If I had a nickel for every time Ginny Gardener was in something where she played a runaway alongside an ex Disney channel star who played a jock who was hopelessly in love with her and was needed by her evil parent to do a special skill that she had learned from a young age, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice (Marvel’s Runaways and this)

[@No.1R__hope]

Ayo bruh, this is an underrated comment cause like it basically the same character

[@xbluebirdx]

Atleast Runaways didn't give her a bland cookie cutter heterosexual love story

[@elsagranquist9755]

oh my god as soon as i realised it was her from runaways in this my jaw dropped. went from sunshine x grumpy superpowers/supernatural queer romance to the most baffling horrifying straight romance i've seen in a while

[@xbluebirdx]

@@elsagranquist9755 EXACTLY

[@sweetestaphrodite]

Why is this so annoying

[@gastondsilva2935]

The sound effects for the 'fight club' scene had me rolling on the floor XDDD

[@ArtisticMusicRebel]

I love how when she was clearing up the table, Dyaln had to step back so the glass wouldn’t hit him 😅

[@andyf7067]

The fact that THIS is an actual movie, gives me hope. No matter how bizarre, cringe or/and bad a story is, it can become a movie. That doesn't mean it should, but it can... this movie is... something. I wanted to remember Dylan as a twin who got into shenanigans with his brother bto noooo... (haven't watch Riverdale XD) Nice video Alex! entraining as always ;3

[@MsCupcakeloveer]

Cole is the one on RIverdale. Dylan was also in After 2 before this movie, which I think Alex reviewed too so this isn't his first time being in a cringy movie.

[@moonalpaca6461]

Isn't this film a slight parody of After series? Like I've seen other review of it and knowing that there are hints of this interpretation (someone watching After, guy with a shirt "hating on Trevor" etc.) made plot hilarious tbf xd

[@PrateekaKamath]

I thought this was more of a Cole type thing... I'm surprised to see Dylan do this type of stuff...

[@larrie9491]

You mean acting? They've both been acting their whole entire lives. They're child actors, idk what you mean.

[@larrie9491]

This isn't his first role....like at all.....

[@nazhoni]

@@larrie9491 they meant being cringe

[@larrie9491]

@@nazhoni well then I agree.

[@englishatheart]

​@Judy Mwanzo A job isn't a job. That's like saying getting paid to f*ck others is the same as bagging groceries. And these two likely have more money than anyone could ever need.

[@a.r.mproductions5616]

How did Dylan go from learning mandarin to be in an epic Chinese fantasy to this?

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

Because car payments don't make themselves.

[@ddjsoyenby]

rent was due i guess.

[@itskashkashi]

Wait what's the epic fantasy? Lol

[@bonniemessick8570]

he is paying for a wedding 🎉

[@cylexia]

​@@itskashkashi the curse of turandot iirc it's a decent movie

[@simsfanatic732]

Started actually crying at 18:01

[@JB49105]

And i thought it was impossible to make a romance movie worse than after

[@Nicamon]

This movie is *NOT* worse than"After"for a simple key reason:it doesn't take itself seriously like"After"and all the other similar movies do. It's actually refreshing.

[@starfiresreign]

That's what I'm saying 💀 it's somehow so much worse and after is a dumpster fire

[@BabyGirlTiny]

Yeah, nothing I’ve heard about this movie makes it worst than after. At all

[@thatrandomcomment968]

​@@Nicamonplease get help

[@Nicamon]

@@thatrandomcomment968 🤨❓

[@dfx13productions47]

It’s like every “good girl fallen for bad boy story that’s probably based on a fanfiction” film ever but done worse

[@sugaudacity]

LMAO this is one of Alex’s best and funniest videos, I was cackling the whole time

[@aunticarol2942]

16:13 no that is so accurate please 😭😭

[@jemima_265]

This movie is so hard to watch. I'm honestly trying because it's Alex and he makes it bearable

[@Nicamon]

This movie is actually _less_ hard to watch compared to all the others that take themselves seriously. At least this one makes it clear it's a very stupid story and treats the whole thing almost like a parody. It's refreshing!🤣

[@Gopherzooka]

16:20 To be fair, as someone who has worked at a bar I have seen several instances of super drunk white girls doing exactly that. Usually immediatly before or after an emotional break down into a blubbering depressed mess

[@bookishnewt8468]

They seriously skipped over a month of what could be relationship/character development 😅 That could easily be done with small snippet scenes showing a changes through the month 😂

[@Nicamon]

At least we know there _has been_ over a month of off-screen relationship development...that's an improvement!

[@elisamaza8909]

Aka A M O N T A G E ...

[@paskuda696]

I mean, if you treat it like a parody of all Afters, 365 Days etc. then it is hilarious. At least that's how I see it and when I look at reviews in my home country (Poland), this is the sentiment. We just treat it as a self-aware romp and laugh our hearts out😂

[@tvl9193]

That’s how I treat it, like a satire or parody, it doesn’t take itself seriously 😅

[@sydneyrichards2996]

That's legit how I saw the movie and I feel like everyone is taking it way too seriously. There are so many odes to other crap romance movies that there isn't any way this isn't a comedy. I mean seriously, how can anyone take half the conversations, jokes, and not to mention the "I'm horny" scene, seriously. This movie was absolutely fuckin hilarious.

[@tvl9193]

@@sydneyrichards2996 And that chaotic scene at the hotel room when they’re hooking up and smashing and knocking down everything made of glass? And that boner, I mean 😂 No way are we meant to take that seriously 😂

[@MaraMara89]

I am also Pole and it was quite funny, I especially liked "motel sex scene" and the one where Travis try to find what to say when Abby came back from bathroom :D

[@neeve2031]

Thissss.... i also think they meant it as an after parody... they reference many after scenes

[@Pratiksha656]

The cage scene where he celebrates it's just 😭😂😂😂

[@2theOmega]

I was playing this movie while I was on my computer because I needed the noise, and every time I looked at the screen I was just like “WTH”

[@Dimsam21]

13:10 I found this soo cringe that i laughed the entire time confused as to what Dylan is exactly doing 😭..like did he really thought this was hot

[@nikkiburg]

Never stop making videos Alex this is gold. This is top-tier chef's kiss entertainment

[@SabrinaRene4565]

The Vietnam vet part killed me 😂😂😂 that’s guy is DEFINITELY 40+

[@zitari221]

I can't believe Amanda the Jedi, Alex and Kennie jd are talking about the same movie on the same day.😂😂 This has to be a doozy.

[@NJGuy1973]

When will "Dylan Is In Trouble" get around to it?

[@seohoscomet]

How are the comments not filled with that weird monkey noise scene 😭😭😭😭 like i laughed so loud at that part it was beyond ridiculous 😭😭

[@julie-annpowell4177]

With every scene, I become more and more shocked that these are real things that actually happened or was said in a movie.

[@KurosakiRuka]

i had a blast with my friends when we were watching the movie in a theater while drunk. It was surprisingly a good time, because this movie did not take itself as serious as after. It knew that it was trash and just went for it with 120%

[@anniegenovese]

The only content creator that I don’t fast forward through the sponsor. Keep doin’ the do Meyers.

[@jessmorgan6732]

Two things you forgot to mention: 1. There isn't one decision Abby makes in the entire movie that makes any sense. 2. The book version of Travis was an even bigger scumbag than Hardin.

[@PandorasPandem0nium]

definitely not bigger than book Hardin tho

[@flxwercxrpse1871]

Umm did you read the books? At least travis wasn’t lying to abby or took her virginity for a bet and showed his friends the sheets with her blood lol

[@jessmorgan6732]

@@flxwercxrpse1871 Hm. Good point. Now that I think about it, Hardin was just as likely to beat the snot out of a guy at a moment's notice, AND he did that other stuff.

[@flxwercxrpse1871]

@@jessmorgan6732 they were both violet for sure but travis didn’t treat or lie and manipulate abby

[@IDontCare39]

How is he bad? From this video, I can see that he's not bad at all. Does he cheat, lie, deceit, or use her?

[@bluealex6370]

As a person who read this book when I was like in 7th grade watching it now when I'm 18 was just hilarious I went with two of my friends who also read the book at the same time as me and we just cried laughing the whole time

[@yourscenebean]

I’m happy that despite the whole thing with Mattel Alex isn’t letting it get him down YOU GO MAN!!

[@yourscenebean]

@Dont-Read-My-Profile-Picture.0 bot get off my comment.

[@artwithgigi1576]

what's mattel?

[@yourscenebean]

@@artwithgigi1576 the company that currently has the rights the Barbie franchies

[@DizzyBusy]

I just listened to the How Did This Get Made episode on this movie! LOL. Between you and HDTGM, I might just finally watch it

[@thumbtack8133]

17:54 Truly one of the movie lines of all time

[@albacampo9893]

What did she actually said?, I couldn't get a word hahaha

[@thatastastan]

I can’t even tell what she’s saying

[@toonboyo.s8003]

​@@albacampo9893 " No wait I'm horny I'm still horny"

[@jasminehoyte2910]

she was saying “I’m horny. I’m so horny.” 😭

[@sussybaka7862]

Isn’t she saying “I’m so horny! I’m so horny!” 😭😭🤚 Tai least thats what my traumatized ears heard

[@BeckyMa9482]

I don't think this is Wattpad. I think this was written by Jamie Maguire, famous for commenting back to reviewers who called her on her characters'really toxic behavior. She was the subject of many "Authors Behaving Badly" articles.

[@cakt1991]

And she’s also rather racist/homophobic/transphobic, and I believe she’s supported the January 6 insurrection and Kyle Rittenhouse. So the full bingo card of awful.

[@NP-vn8so]

She's apparently racist too?

[@shereadsmysteries]

This is BY FAR your best review. I did not stop laughing through the ENTIRE review 😂😂😂

[@ifeoluwaalonge5240]

Alex always tortures himself for our entertainment. Thank you bro!

[@shonaliphillips5529]

Why was Delon acting like a monkey trapped in a cage 😂😂 at 13:00

[@OptionNoMore]

I had a lot of fun watching this movie. Not sure if it was made as a comedy, not taking itself too seriously, but it made me laugh.

[@ziniazaman2727]

That "retired ash ketchum" just murdered me.

[@xengar]

The Red Flag interval is the best part of any Alex video.

[@lovesickgirls4328]

12:59 is probably the scariest thing I’ve seen in my life.

[@sarahallen2887]

I will always appreciate Alex's "big ole red flags" 😂

[@reannagordon]

Dylan and Cole Sprouse doing crappy rom com movies 🤝

[@imhislobster2063]

I mean at least Cole has five feet apart in his discography 😭

[@Art_The_Clownnn]

​@@imhislobster2063still boring movie

[@imhislobster2063]

@@Art_The_Clownnn not really, but even so it’s not objectively bad much unlike this movie

[@shaleahdewitt1582]

Having the eyes wagging out the window animation bit made my day. Thank you sir. Supremely funny.