The New Zealand Today podcast Ep 5 - Karen does Jury Duty

Episode 5 of the NZ Today Podcast with Guy and Karen all 10 episodes are out now on all major podcast apps:
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Also in this episode: Karen answers the phone live on air... and they discuss lollies. This might not be our best work lets be honest.
Thanks to New Zealand on Air.

[@quinn9728]

“We’ll go out and let that man know he’s going home!! 😒 Friggen idiot.” Bahahaha Karen a real one 🤣💪💪

[@itsbreze1572]

Guy give the people what they want & do a podcast with Sanjay !

[@Voxanova]

That'd be a great podcast but surely a little bit racist

[@itsbreze1572]

Oh yeah 500%

[@brandysnap]

Keen

[@rachelbennett233]

So keen

[@theresajv5055]

Miles, the friends from Marton, let's just check back in with all of them. They'd all be interesting.

[@liltrev7764]

Save Karen at all costs! She is a living legend

[@xaiverridge9529]

How to use drugs - *OKAY* Make a joke - *NOT OKAY*

[@dragomilosevic4823]

Living sack of lard

[@theresajv5055]

If I ever go to NZ and get in trouble, I'm hoping for a Karen on the jury.

[@chasm6091]

I don't want to diagnose anyone over the internet, but as a person with ADHD it brings me great joy to hear two people who seem ADHD-adjacent have the kind of conversation that makes sense to me. Love these wandering tangents!! I really hope a second season shows up at some point.

[@LimeGuy101]

Ahahaha Kazza talking about hot-knifing on the kitchen stove on the NZ Today Podcast was the highlight of me week.

[@nomanshigh3058]

Spots on G

[@willz_billz1166]

Kazza 🤣🤣

[@SamGforreal]

Karen is a New Zealand icon. Kiwiana at its finest.

[@jamesmorton9664]

She's brutally honest and knows how the world really works. I enjoyed the watch.

[@thebritandthekiwi]

You two are bloody great together😄🤸

[@carlystevenson950]

Karen is easily on my top 100 list of things I love about New Zealand

[@Benjamin-om3ih]

This is such a crack up show. I remember when I first heard "Karen wants her twenty back", I never thought it would end up as a top class podcast. She's a real sweetheart

[@Sem5626]

Karen is so boss... just straight up cuts the podcast to have a chat on the phone

[@michaeldebruij1047]

Adding having a cuppa with Karen to my bucket list!

[@sunitrakahu5214]

Asking a random to break into ur house and shouting them a sesh to say thank you 🤣😅 kiwi as lol Karens my fave 💜

[@W1R3MU_N3WP0RT]

The phone ringing and guy williams saying budget had me.

[@geoffmarker]

The ending was hilarious - getting stuck in an infinite loop with the goodnights. The phrase is: Ronnie 1: Goodnight from him. Ronnie 2: And goodnight from me.

[@MrRecklessryan]

Karen is great, reminds me of my mum 🤣

[@secondchance6603]

Oh your poor dad, I feel his pain.

[@MrRecklessryan]

@@secondchance6603 💯 He didn't stick around for long 🤣

[@msgesus4518]

@@MrRecklessryan 😂

[@Dancing_Arrow]

This is the best podcst on the Planet. Karen for PM all day long

[@leeannemcphee601]

You guys are so funny 😂 keep going and do more of these 😆

[@alexistahana1204]

yay thank you guy needed a laugh with Karen i like her old stories more i think she is so real and is a born story teller when you feel like your there with her at that time 😉😏😏

[@garystinten9339]

Guy needs a burgundy suit.

[@ashkent5018]

I loved with Karen in that house in stokes valley on a bed in her lounge room with a mate of mine living on the couch. And she is 100% like this 100% of the time. She's a great laugh and fiercely protective but a little bit fucken nuts 😅 if you see this aunty Karen, I hope you're doing okay Ash from Hansen grove

[@donbrashsux]

Karen is the real queen of Aotearoa

[@kimsherlock8969]

Go Karen Good stuff to understand the importance of listening before decisions 👌 👍 👏

[@Truthnowhere2020]

Great to see and hear from you again Karen. You two should give Markle tips on how to do a decent podcast.

[@Inkrebelnz]

Haha Guy’s red AF eyes.. been blazing bro 😂

[@mpowlesland]

Karen the GOAT New Zealander

[@Roasttrumpet]

I love these podcasts

[@peacefulwarrior4151]

We were the first with powered flight...Richard Pearce

[@fancpants1]

Funny how you had to teach her how to say her own joke. I didn't get the punch line at all until it was fully explained and said properly hahah

[@Johnyevil]

8:15 bullshit, yeah right Guy, haha

[@Consolex666]

Why be worried about lollies being racist when you can chill out and be like Karen. Live your best life.

[@MrRx7rotary]

I completely forgot about knives and buckets , thanks for reminding me lol 🤣 Brilliant show reminds me of my childhood in NZ

[@user-xg6zr4ne2k]

I need more episodes!

[@andysaunders3708]

Ring up Guy when he's ironing, and he'll burn his ear. Prat.

[@lvke3691]

YES!!! I have been waiting for this.

[@jrnaki903]

That young guy is probably a lying lawyer now, Karen

[@AJ-oj5eu]

Guy Williams is like a "budget" Louis Theroux.

[@davidparsons3432]

Love Karen.......from Aust

[@Lukestevensvlogs]

From when New Zealand youtuber to another. Good luck with your channel :)

[@friskyflamingo8945]

I’m so glad the podcast is back!!!

[@joshuamilbecka]

These are too short!!!!

[@secondchance6603]

Not short enough, this woman is insufferable and the 'reporter' isn't any better.

[@ouroborostechnologies696]

@@secondchance6603 You must be an American. I pity you.

[@joshuamilbecka]

@@secondchance6603 Why are you incapable of just not watching

[@secondchance6603]

@@joshuamilbecka It came up in my 'Recommendations' which brought me here. If I never watched it then how would I possibly know what was in the video.

[@joshuamilbecka]

@@secondchance6603 Exit the video when you decide it's not for you. It's that easy.

[@blackcorp0001]

Top shizzle from New Zizzle

[@bernmahan1162]

Welcome back Karen!

[@greghall3150]

BREAK BREAK ON THY COLD GREY CRAIGS OH SEA, AND I WISH THAT WE WERE FREE TO WRITE AND SPEAK THE THOUGHTS THAT ARISE IN THEE!

[@illbill215]

I can get jiggy to this shit

[@jarredroger6887]

I love this shit

[@dustywoood]

Don't drip feed us Guy, get back to work and keep pumping us out free content

[@Brandubh1965]

You can tell when spots and dots are hard core when there is a piece of sponge taped to the corner of the range hood.

[@clip-it7741]

Well welcome back new Zealand funding thanks to the just in joke 🤣🤣🤣

[@clip-it7741]

Man I'm happy New Zealand fund this guy named guy

[@Blossombloom46]

I love Karen

[@EatMyShortsAU]

Guy looks like Ted Tucker from family Guy.

[@rachelbennett233]

Fuck man. Karen is me in like 30 years lol

[@kalaishemi5052]

More please

[@SamNLanger]

when is next podcast mann

[@ofrihptangipapataura3541]

Afro man or something 😂😂😂

[@stephanielonghurst7385]

Why do you have to have a towel on your chair, Guy? (You rock Karen! More Storytime xx)

[@jaxonmoon1204]

Did she ever get her $20 bucks??

[@cynthianaomi9087]

😂😂😂

[@chloeew4627]

Give him 20 fukin wacks Kazaa

[@garystinten9339]

Whecks

[@alexg5254]

Good seeing you at the footy today! Sorry I called you Dave

[@bj4505]

I'm Irish NZer and I find Irish jokes hilarious

[@SheMaori13]

Heck yeah aunty! You know the go 👌👌

[@photography555]

Please do an podcast with Laurie Mac from Huntley!

[@Brandubh1965]

link?

[@adrianfeeger]

i felt stoned just watching them

[@michellespence6789]

I love Kazza

[@nicketon6940]

Wasn't Rutherford from Havelock?

[@mrhiggins3009]

Lol Guy is right about avoiding jury duty. Lie and tell them you're off to Fiji or some bs.

[@eijonasson]

Theory is proven ... hypothesis is what you have before you prove it.

[@ITSaPendragon]

holy fk how could u not get that joke your a comedian

[@daneilrafael4824]

fck your problem not everyone can get a point.

[@bambie1386]

Karen Wot do you call a Irishman when hes drownin? Bob.

[@jonnron173]

Haha kazza

[@masakistanzo]

Do Guy or Karen ever address why he's sitting on a towel?

[@sflooring]

Have a look at the couch, it's fkn putrid.

[@cuteperson-vk8pt]

The Goat / Tom Ellis , make a U turn , he become a beliver .....................................

[@laurenrayna7867]

Love ya, Kaz. Give little littles some temptations for me 💜💜💜

[@Deadend09]

Maybe show fighting compilations with the podcast in the background, gain more NZ viewers

[@Deadend09]

22:00 that question kept me based

[@clip-it7741]

Well there goes the nz funding with the bus blowing incident

[@katainz]

no Guy it goes , WEF now.

[@ampersand7443]

Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine

[@stewartlee8858]

putting on the knives

[@andyrose5441]

Talking about motorcycles and didn’t mention Britton, just WOW

[@b.kenealy]

Just get the taniwha on this show already

[@minnietoot9704]

I’m an Irish lizard and I’m so deeply deeply offended

[@g-wrathalexander2534]

Yam hands 20whacks 4 150/-50/100×20 whacks novatel

[@Brandubh1965]

For people who don't like the show. I understand, sometimes it grates my nerves, However I have a plan, 4 drinks in it is funny, 6 drinks in watch out you may piss your pants. I do not expect world leading journalism, if that is what you think this is about, switch channels. In the hard times, someone who can make a joke about how you feel, and afterwards you feel better, well done.

[@letsgo-reacts]

it was funny when Karen started to tell a joke and all she managed to get out was (how do you get 100 jew's) & "80's - mustache " jumped on her & refused to let her continue the joke.... but.... Karen told an Irish joke & he let her finish then went over it a few times & then broke it down! Guys afraid the consequences of triggering our OVERLORDS. :)

[@sprintershepherd4359]

lol Guy knows the consequences of fkn with our overlords . I fkn knew we couldn't trust him

[@letsgo-reacts]

@@sprintershepherd4359 3 hrs ago! damn. what you doing up at 3am on week night. lmao

[@sprintershepherd4359]

@@letsgo-reacts says 11 hrs ago now which puts it at 12.30 am . but i actually wrote that comment at around 2ish pm Wednesday in eastern Australia

[@Brandubh1965]

I see this as good old Nz fun. The stuff you are talking about became not fun for me and my brother.

[@letsgo-reacts]

@@Brandubh1965 Aye! are you referring to our Time differences OR the NZT podcast material? you should explain yourselves more clearly....

[@YaEh215]

OMG ITS KAREN :D SHES STILL ALIVE AND WELL!! please tell me 20 fucking whacks is still running coz ive got someone who needs 50 fucking whacks

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

I have my own KZbin channel😎

[@richardeasther2569]

Kiwi ingenuity was real and meant we could keep things going without any parts and we could think outside the square- thanks to state education that skill is nearly gone and the only way it will survive is if the young learn from the baby boomers - not likely is it

[@Deadend09]

Na bro it’s still going on to this day

[@msgesus4518]

Lmao, learn from the boomers?! About what, alcoholism, free education and buying up all the property market? Get farked mate

[@Flint-Dibble-the-Don]

You should look up the fortune you get being in a U. S. jury.

[@okysage]

you need to make Sanjay your partner Guy

[@anneleahy9010]

Cool

[@iankearns774]

Funny shit, ok to put shit on the Irish but not on another group of people. LMAO. Are they just a little bit precious. I think they are.

[@Brandubh1965]

ok pomy joke about the whine on landing... it goes on, Nz was very good about white imigrant bashing in the good old days.

[@iankearns774]

@@Brandubh1965 I was talking about the unmentionables. You aren't allowed to make jokes about them.

[@chefcamsey1375]

👍👍🔥🔥

[@clip-it7741]

When are you going to put a ring on her finger Guy 😉

[@Metal-Possum]

In regards to everyone being a bit weird... you find an example of the least weird person in the world, lets say Dave from accounts. White, male, middle class. Enjoys sitting in an office for 8 hours a day in silence and doing a relatively normal office job, he might enjoy some hobbies outside of work like cycling or golf. Dave probably thinks he's relatively normal... but he's an accountant, and he can tolerate doing accounting all day every day for the rest of his days until he's retired. That's pretty fucking weird if you ask me, no man should ever have such patience for such a boring job.

[@Brandubh1965]

Are you an accountant who is asking for help? I have a quote "I thought lawyer's were corupt until I met an accountant"

[@Metal-Possum]

@@Brandubh1965 No, I'm a bicycle mechanic.

[@Brandubh1965]

@@Metal-Possum So worse than accountant. constraine by tools.

[@Metal-Possum]

@@Brandubh1965 It's an honest job.

[@clip-it7741]

Good message Karen I'm unvaccinated but I always wear the masks. Never gotten COVID yet I'm starting to think its discriminating against me or something

[@Buntabunta937]

Guy your flog