the next platinum medal on wii sports…

[@Poofesure]

im certain this game is rigged

[@galaxywas_taken]

definitely

[@PaVbrL]

nuh uh

[@iionccub365old]

Rigged

[@Nzcade]

facts

[@matthewtolpo9405]

I love you

[@LifelessVeemo]

Verbally admitting that he’s swinging ‘forehand’ when a ball is at his backhand and then losing his shit when his character whiffs by trying to swing a forehand is peak Poofesure

[@LifelessVeemo]

Like how does he not put two and two together, he only misses the backhands when he swings at it like a forehand 😭

[@joejitsuway960]

He doesn't like the backhand animation. He thinks it's "wrong".. Whatever tf that means 😂. The fact that it is possible to hit balls on the left with a perfectly timed forehand completely wrecked him mentally.

[@LifelessVeemo]

@@joejitsuway960I see where he’s coming from, I think the extra little swing might be from him bringing his remote over to his left side too quickly and the game registering that as a swing. I’m pretty sure it only counted his forehands as valid because the Wii motion controls are first gen and super jank so it just gives him the benefit of the doubt when it can’t tell which direction he swung. The matter of the fact is, he never actually whiffed the ball when swinging correctly 😂

[@sk8sbowlingreviews]

​@LifelessVeemo I've assumed the same thing, even the last few times I've seen him play tennis. Pretty sure it's reading his alignment switch as a swing, then he attempts to swing during the swing animation that's already occuring.

[@BlastingXNP]

Ironically enough, this is one of the times it doesn't matter. The wii remote has no way to detect which way you're swinging. You can hold the remote in front of your forehead and flick, you'll get the same results. It's just a matter of slightly different timing needed depending if the ball is coming from the left or right. The matter of forehand to backhand in Wii Tenis is just animation.

[@Zapzap3132jarek]

19:02 Poofesure making those noises while Beef Boss freaks out on the court is the pinnacle

[@supermegaunderrateduploade6686]

Triggerhappy from Skylanders😂

[@triaxinex]

He even started flying for a sec 😂

[@hnitsua]

legend has this: he could fly if he kept swinging@@triaxinex

[@JojoRBLX3]

Poofesure, your Toad is showing

[@stpvtrick5943]

I laughed my ass off, why was Beef Boss doing that, lmaooo

[@sutterfrog9367]

For anyone curious, his average point per game was 10.694. That’s just the games we saw…

[@AbelShields]

Meaning the probability of a given run getting to 80 is about 0.5%... it seems feasible!

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

​@@AbelShieldsWe don't know what distribution his scores follow. Even if we did, you can't determine that from an average alone. I doubt we would expect him to get a score of 80 after around 200 attempts.

[@AbelShields]

@@youtubeviolatedme7123 we can guess, and I'd assume that the chance of failure per ball is (roughly) constant. I never said it was completely accurate!

[@Joshua_From_Wii_Sports]

ok nerds

[@lucascasters4138]

How is that many decimals relevant for a number that reflects the amount of tennis balls he returns

[@ConnorMiller417]

0:02 Bad Prediction 1:35 Beef Boss: I’m about to end this man’s career 2:20 Starts to go insane 3:12 First maniacal laugh 4:20 Poof putting out a mating call 4:37 Second maniacal laugh 5:19 Sounds like a dying Grandma 6:22 Begins to enter the “Blame Beef Boss” stage 6:58 On the verge of going insane 12:00 Poof becomes the Joker 14:30 Poof goes INSANE, breaks Wii remote 16:06 Poof becomes Sheldon Cooper 19:03 Third maniacal laugh 21:00 Rage quits

[@PoizNS]

W you honestly

[@Yummyorange556]

legend

[@orangeman4423]

The “blame beef boss” stage is my favorite

[@V1SIT0R64]

This is the greatest comment of all time

[@nickwiiuz]

7:55 - starts to love the number 3

[@lilsuz69]

12:38 the mosquito flying by my ear 🦟

[@d0llf4ce-n3ko]

PLEASEEE IM WHEEZING

[@d0llf4ce-n3ko]

I CANT UNHEAR IT

[@aleahjohnson1031]

STOP I’m dying from that 😭😭

[@lolofriend4701]

AH HE HE HE HE HE HE HEEEEEEEEE

[@pizzasub3194]

☠️☠️☠️☠️😭

[@aidan7376]

“Beef boss on the backhand close to the net is like swiss cheese on my tongue” -Poofesure 2024

[@eyelesscrown7346]

I read this as soon as that part came up in the video 😂

[@bryancarroll746]

^😂

[@datderian]

What did he mean by that

[@chillbizz74]

Damn it I was gonna quote that!

[@SiebayPlays]

Poetry in motion

[@hnitsua]

19:03 beef jumping when he was siezuring along with poof was cherry on top

[@jimmyweathersby327]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@A_Person_That_Exists_]

Poof cooked with the joke at 15:40 peak comedy

[@chickentenders3018]

That was actually the funniest thing poof has ever said

[@justinnalbone5911]

Thanks for the time stamp lmao I missed it when I was watching the video. That is definitely one of the funniest lines he's ever put out

[@numskullstop]

You can control the height you hit the balls at. If you swing the wiimote more upwards, the ball goes higher, and you can use that to help prevent the balls from hitting the net.

[@straightvibin6972]

Yeah it kind of amazes me how long poof has played the wii and doesn't know every tip and trick about it. But maybe it's just an act....right?

[@joejitsuway960]

The only way to know at this point is for him to make a video out of taking one of those online IQ tests. If it's not an act, ain't no way that shit comes back above 80.

[@guyfierimtwi]

I thought he should be more in the back box and not away from the court. He's never in the giant back box

[@D.E.C77]

​@@joejitsuway960my guess is that his score will be 76 at best😂

[@GamersGarage365]

That’s exactly how I got the platinum. The bet apparently grows in height if you don’t 😂

[@Angel-rd5fw]

9:06 “I can’t handle balls like you can” - POOF 2024

[@ImMacke3000]

Poof, i have some feedback that will probably get you the medal: -What you refer to as a "whiff" is when beefboss swings "the wrong way" when the ball is in hitting range. -You are indeed supposed to do an irl backhand when you want beeefboss to do backhand swings. -The game doesnt allow you to swing 2 consecutive swings very close to eachother (unless you fling the wii remote with wii motion plus inside very hard). -The wii usually detects fast movements better than slow ones, thats why it sometimes detects a fronthand when you try to do a backhand, because you moving your hand to backhand position is detected by the game as a fronthand swing. Hope this helps you and beefboss get that plat!

[@thedastone1939]

If only poofesure knew that in order for the game to detect proper movement, you have to stand up

[@geniuskhan1337]

Or maybe stop swinging forehands for his backhands

[@novidas1613]

It's funny to me that for the longest time I didn't even know he does like 95% of these videos sitting down. Considering yknow, sitting down kinda defeats the entire point of Wii Sports in the first place

[@elisafromwiisports]

I won’t make this easy for you, Poof.

[@GabrielTheSigma]

Classic Elisa

[@shaycormac4522]

You're the best trainer. Don't listen to the haters.

[@Gumbo354]

Poof radiates hatred for her@@shaycormac4522

[@snivythedeltagameryt1675]

19:02 Literally looks like Beef Boss is a flopping fish from how he’s swinging and jumping around vigorously.

[@cantthinkofausername2466]

19:02 I need more of these unintelligible noises

[@phelp5379]

7:07 - fun fact! His actual average was ~8.72 at the time By 15:13 he drops to an 8.5 average, this is before he gets consistently high(ish) scores in the video At the end his average was ~10.69 In the entire video he never got to that original 12 average he predicted 😭😭 and he was trying to show how bad he was doing with that prediction too 💀

[@isaiahrosner3780]

That’s hilarious! Thanks for doing the math.

[@DonLuquilla]

Whats the fun part dude so i can laugh

[@ek_films]

@@DonLuquilla proud of yourself for that one?

[@DonLuquilla]

@@ek_films idk you tell me dude

[@howdydo13]

👏👏👏

[@SiebayPlays]

7:40 I have no words… but this also killed me inside 🤣🤣

[@LifelessVeemo]

Believe it or not, you are actually meant to swing your Wii remote like it’s a racquet, and when you whiff a backhand for swinging forehand it *is* indeed your fault 💀

[@NPC1921]

This is too complicated for Poofesure.

[@TronicX]

Tbf the game is pretty inconsistent in detecting the difference.

[@orangebolo]

he actually became a pro playing like that, it's just about trying hard enough lol

[@isaacmiller5811]

next time he will learn that he is a lefty and can switch to left-handed mode

[@tiletastic9265]

They miss either way, he only tried swinging forehand on backhands because they missed even when he was doing everything right, YOU ARE SO STUPID

[@thedastone1939]

19:04 here comes the tasmanian devil

[@TexasBurnss]

IM CRYINFOMG

[@PensiveBarak925]

Hahahahahah YAAAABABABABABABAAAAGAGAGABABAADELELELELLELELELELELELELELELELEE

[@resurrectedagain]

19:02 beef boss jumping around along with the weird noises from poof is the best

[@AK48___]

19:01 2x speed he sounds like a gremlin about to eat your ankles

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

14:39 - In memory of that "Stupid" Wii Remote.

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

"In the arms of an angel..."

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

@@youtubeviolatedme7123 Not really.

[@codywilliams8251]

@@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Yeah, some Wii Remotes disconnect automatically in the middle of play.

[@poopmaster]

​@@youtubeviolatedme7123in the arms of the devil

[@Skdjdjdjsjxjxjd]

@@youtubeviolatedme7123i think u mean in the arms of the walls… 😂

[@Ryemoon062]

looks like we're going to see elisa for the next few videos or so

[@bradylange02]

I thought Dad was coming back with the milk but he’s too focused on getting every platinum medal in Wii Sports

[@Raw_Steak10122]

3:10 The normal talking and all of a sudden the night pitched voice 😂

[@sjp9983]

posted at 11:52PM EST. perfect calming video to watch to help me go to sleep ❤

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

5:19 - Exactly the sound I make when I feel like I'm in pain.

[@iwanttostayupuntilnight]

Wow

[@aylx1677]

Poof's form must be so off because I've never seen anyone struggle with not being able to hit the balls over the net or whiffing backhand shots so much.

[@LifelessVeemo]

He literally admitted he was swinging forehand each time because he was somehow convinced that’s how you’re meant to play lmao

[@liamgallardo587]

As a man with a plat in this category the trick is not to hit the ball so hard, the softer and more upwards you hit it the better. And yes you should probably backhand in real life (that's what i did i didnt have any trouble with it)

[@ARegularLemon]

12:36 Whenever Poof does that noise I can never avoid bursting out laughing. Shits too funny. Always a laugh watching Poof rage at Wii Sports.

[@roanoke42]

I'm too lazy to find my copy of Wii Sports and test, but I'm assuming that, if indeed Poof has been back-handing appropriately this whole time, his issue with whiffing is possibly because he's swinging too pronounced to set up the back-hand. There's definitely some sort of front-hand like motion because beef boss literally does a front-hand swing before the intended back-hand, causing the whiff. Would make sense considering how often Poof swings too pronounced on his fakes in Wii Sports Resort basketball.

[@markymark443]

That's what I was thinking too, the motion detection is extremely sensitive

[@josephcastle3872]

My thoughs exactly. The Wii remote is definately quite sensitive in these games. You definately have to be very careful with how much force you are swinging with and, more often than not, you actually only need a small amount of the power that you thought you had to use.

[@chris_aka_CP]

In my opinion. Poof is just playing wrong. I played this minigame while being in my bed and didnt even swing the remote, rather used my wrist to swing. I easily got to 30-40 every try. I just dont understand what he is doing/how he is playing, that he acchieves such poor results :D

[@guyfierimtwi]

Why is he playing in the front then extremely back, I want him to play in the rectangle box behind the two front ones.

[@rhysscale912]

​@@guyfierimtwi you can't control the movement of the player in wii sport tennis. The game moves the player automatically, all you can do is swing

[@Blank-et1vj]

15:19 & 19:02- sounds like that small robot from the live action transformers

[@puro_atole4312]

This guy's periodic SpongeBob references are honestly a small detail about his videos I love and relate to deeply 😂

[@thatguysaint]

proper title: "the next platinum medal on wii sports... will make me cry myself to sleep"

[@Lordifiy]

the demons under my bed at 3am: 12:37

[@StatickyCat]

As someone who encountered demons, I can confirm this. Dodge Demons, that is!

[@PensiveBarak925]

19:03

[@Selenaniii]

7:42 might be the most unhinged thing i’ve ever heard him say

[@trustiersquid1479]

1:07 Returning.... *B A W L S*

[@Lymebomb]

This made me absolutely CRY with laughter

[@saraxtaylorr]

19:05 beef boss on the court while poof was making those sounds has me ROLLING 😭😭😭😭

[@walnzell9328]

When he learned you don't have to backhand irl to hit backhand shots my heart sank.

[@aurian2051]

That "half way there" SpongeBob reference. Aight Poof, I see you lol.

[@sageraptor12025]

I think I’ll have a wife and kids before poofesure gets every platinum medal

[@QueenPenguin023]

5:29 you swung too early that's why you got a second bounce and I love the way he's so in denial I'm not surprised that you blame a fictional character instead of yourself

[@andrewnobody6737]

I've recently been deeply invested in a 15+hr series on KZbin, but this vid is the only thing to break the streak. Good vid Poof

[@maggiebee619]

finding out poof plays wii sports while sitting down is fascinating

[@DanicaCeleste]

some reason these videos are the only videos on youtube that help me to sleep

[@looneyloonatic]

Same here lol

[@coasterfreakist18]

Why do I have a feeling poof was the kid in school that the teacher would yell at to not lean their chair back but he did it anyway and fell all the time

[@nighthawk6198]

Than blamed the chair

[@excellentbill69]

10:31 Denial 12:39 Anger 16:42 Bargaining 19:53 Depression 21:00 Acceptance

[@djdeceptikid5122]

I was hooked when i heard my brother in law watching your rage videos. Very funny and entertaining! 😂😂😂

[@battleship6177]

"THIS IS SUCH A PUSSY SPORT" goddamnit I love it

[@gaming4ever380]

Beef boss kept missing because of his hatred toward Elisa. He kept getting distracted.

[@_Bumby_]

I don’t think the amount of self-induced rage, stress, and screaming is a very healthy thing.

[@electrotgg7442]

Poofesure: Mutes out cursing @ 14:35 Also Poofesure: 7:40 - 7:45 D:

[@joejitsuway960]

I legitimately have zero idea why he thinks the back hands "look funny". Meanwhile getting surprised 87 times that he does a forehand, his character does a forehand, and he misses the ball because he needed to backhand... Peak comedy.

[@powerwings4383]

9:13 The laugh that followed after that was perfect lmao

[@SkyLightAwakens]

Beef Boss Hitting the Ryu Hurricane Kick: 19:04 - 19:06

[@sethv5273]

“I’ve seen stupid games and this is stupid” insult of the year ladies and gentlemen

[@MrJoelMiller]

19:04 bro was in the air 😂

[@sparx6766]

Beef boss flailing the racket was too good 6:14

[@KingNickkythe2nd]

9:13 Holy crap, I wasn't expecting a Spongebob reference mentioned in this video.

[@soranora4597]

Probably the reason why Poof is getting so angry is because Elisa is training him

[@Thegooglemapsperson]

5:18 THE LAUGH #1 AND THE VOICE CRACK 💀 11:58 THE LAUGH #2 💀 12:36 witch ahh LAUGH 😂 14:18 Poof starts to bash wii remote 14:40 rip wii remote 15:19 THOSE NOISES LMAO 😭 19:01 IM DYING THE WAY BEEF BOSS IS DANCING 😂😂

[@Pariatech]

Poof keeping the wii remote manufacture afloat by himself. Bless him

[@JayrayP24]

6 seconds is crazy

[@easiestcc6451]

Thats how long he lasts in bed

[@alexxxx2190]

@Muscleman8562ok but Poofesure is getting all platinum medals

[@catmerchant8699]

@Muscleman8562cringe

[@the_myco_dad]

Elisa being the one to serve him is the cherry on top

[@haley1298]

i absolutely love this platinum metal series

[@rmye0721]

11:15 “Is this game really not as accurate and immersive as I thought?” Nothing’s more immersive than a hamburger playing tennis.

[@Scherrah1010]

Poofesure maxing at 29 pts. is a warranty slip for at least 3 more episodes of „getting mad at getting platinum on wii sports“ - I just hope, he has stocked up on wii remotes he can break 😂

[@HighwindstudioTX]

12:39 me when I'm a prospector in 1849, and find gold in them thar hills

[@thaveesh]

12:38 the mosquito in my room

[@jbomb7867]

Bro probably isn't even using the officially licensed tennis racket wii remote accessory 💀

[@5hourenergy580]

4:30 you sure about that? :D

[@princelui5336]

19:02 Courage the cowardly dog noises

[@wellshoot]

The punching bag one is by far the easiest, I was able to do it consistently after realizing you have to flick your wrist down at the end of each swing. It basically multiplies the force of each punch. Hold the controllers vertically and then flick them horizontal at the very end of the punch and keep a steady rhythm.

[@Jonnystone5]

Lol 😂😂😂 I fucking love this dude. Always raging 😂 He has an unlimited supply of wii remotes

[@markymark443]

Mostly Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside

[@NovaBombardment]

I think Returning Balls and Batting Practice are the two cruellest training games in Wii Sports. They have the filthiest mind games you've ever seen, but give you maybe one whole second to process and react to them. They're truly awful to play for platinum.

[@MrBnsftrain]

The tennis training minigames have no room for error, which I why I don't like to do them. I find the easist of the three to be Target Practice as you just have a brick wall with a target that changes position when you hit it. You don't lose if you just hit the wall.

[@polik3192]

That brings is to "returning *BALLZ*"

[@seanjohnson9875]

It ain’t a poofesure video without him saying “my Wii sports is just broken” when failing platinums

[@KennethJr-q6t]

5:39 6 year olds when they eat broccoli

[@patrickbradbury7520]

You can tell by his speech this is the most focused hes been in his life

[@julianvillarreal1450]

Glad to see Poofesure is trying to get more Platinum Medals in Wii Sports.

[@ozywozyroby]

At 7:09 when he asks what his average is, it's actually 8.72 taking into account all his attempt from this video so far. He finished the video with an average of10.8542, so he improved quite a bit! I calculated this with a simple c++ program. Here's the full output: Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 0 Enter next number: 8 Rolling average is: 4 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 2.66667 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 2 Enter next number: 3 Rolling average is: 2.2 Enter next number: 27 Rolling average is: 6.33333 Enter next number: 10 Rolling average is: 6.85714 Enter next number: 36 Rolling average is: 10.5 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 9.33333 Enter next number: 3 Rolling average is: 8.7 Enter next number: 20 Rolling average is: 9.72727 Enter next number: 7 Rolling average is: 9.5 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 8.76923 Enter next number: 1 Rolling average is: 8.21429 Enter next number: 17 Rolling average is: 8.8 Enter next number: 14 Rolling average is: 9.125 Enter next number: 3 Rolling average is: 8.76471 Enter next number: 8 Rolling average is: 8.72222 Enter next number: 6 Rolling average is: 8.57895 Enter next number: 3 Rolling average is: 8.3 Enter next number: 34 Rolling average is: 9.52381 Enter next number: 1 Rolling average is: 9.13636 Enter next number: 2 Rolling average is: 8.82609 Enter next number: 17 Rolling average is: 9.16667 Enter next number: 7 Rolling average is: 9.08 Enter next number: 7 Rolling average is: 9 Enter next number: 20 Rolling average is: 9.40741 Enter next number: 2 Rolling average is: 9.14286 Enter next number: 6 Rolling average is: 9.03448 Enter next number: 14 Rolling average is: 9.2 Enter next number: 8 Rolling average is: 9.16129 Enter next number: 10 Rolling average is: 9.1875 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 8.90909 Enter next number: 7 Rolling average is: 8.85294 Enter next number: 2 Rolling average is: 8.65714 Enter next number: 25 Rolling average is: 9.11111 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 8.86486 Enter next number: 25 Rolling average is: 9.28947 Enter next number: 14 Rolling average is: 9.41026 Enter next number: 13 Rolling average is: 9.5 Enter next number: 12 Rolling average is: 9.56098 Enter next number: 13 Rolling average is: 9.64286 Enter next number: 29 Rolling average is: 10.093 Enter next number: 29 Rolling average is: 10.5227 Enter next number: 26 Rolling average is: 10.8667 Enter next number: 22 Rolling average is: 11.1087 Enter next number: 10 Rolling average is: 11.0851 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 10.8542 I can post the code also if anyone is interested.

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

2:15 - Because that's gonna make it SO much better.

[@justintime7351]

Ur likely swinging to flat, try to arc ur swing and have ur swing finish going more up so then the ball has more height to it, otherwise it’ll hit the net

[@nelly6016]

My strat would be to flick the wiimote upwards so that it’ll be easier to get over the net vs hitting it as hard as you can

[@IMLITERALLYTHATCHAD420]

12:04 feel good inc moment

[@felsiccanis]

I literally always whiff when i try to position myself for a backhand in Wii Sports, its sp frustrating, i understand Poof's pain 😭

[@Acidicfru1t]

As someone who grew up with this game…backhand in real life works just fine I dunno what this man is yappin abt

[@nikogarcia3249]

You weren't having the timing issues until you switched to only forehand. You have to backhand when you are close to the net for sure

[@lemons3186]

1:19 Headphone user warning omg " returning BAWLS"

[@brynnweithman30]

19:02 a perfect example of poof giving beef boss epilepsy

[@MarvelSonicFan04]

imagine being poofesure's neighbour

[@jadenmcoc5909]

They having a fun time with him next door 😂

[@dakotaward-]

Thank you for making a video I can laugh at, tonight has been rough

[@_edoyt]

5:23 startled me with how up close he got to the mic 💀

[@natedawg6755]

I still think it's hilarious when I come to watch one of these and it just makes me think of an angry version of peanut butter gamer, it's voice to me

[@freebird1621]

As someone who plays and coaches tennis, it's frustrating yet entertaining hearing someone who knows nothing about tennis talk about tennis.

[@shinycharizard6981]

5:23 poof lost it’s voice

[@Blackout30-06]

The second hand stress I get from this is going to kill me thirty years early

[@xxastrotimexx1326]

12:37 Feel good...