the next platinum medal on wii sports…

the next platinum medal on wii sports…
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

im certain this game is rigged

[@galaxy_exe]

definitely

[@PaVbrL]

nuh uh

[@iionccub365old]

Rigged

[@2nkf]

facts

[@matthewtolpo9405]

I love you

[@LifelessVeemo]

Verbally admitting that he’s swinging ‘forehand’ when a ball is at his backhand and then losing his shit when his character whiffs by trying to swing a forehand is peak Poofesure

[@LifelessVeemo]

Like how does he not put two and two together, he only misses the backhands when he swings at it like a forehand 😭

[@joejitsuway960]

He doesn't like the backhand animation. He thinks it's "wrong".. Whatever tf that means 😂. The fact that it is possible to hit balls on the left with a perfectly timed forehand completely wrecked him mentally.

[@LifelessVeemo]

@@joejitsuway960I see where he’s coming from, I think the extra little swing might be from him bringing his remote over to his left side too quickly and the game registering that as a swing. I’m pretty sure it only counted his forehands as valid because the Wii motion controls are first gen and super jank so it just gives him the benefit of the doubt when it can’t tell which direction he swung. The matter of the fact is, he never actually whiffed the ball when swinging correctly 😂

[@sk8sbowlingreviews]

​@LifelessVeemo I've assumed the same thing, even the last few times I've seen him play tennis. Pretty sure it's reading his alignment switch as a swing, then he attempts to swing during the swing animation that's already occuring.

[@BlastingXNP]

Ironically enough, this is one of the times it doesn't matter. The wii remote has no way to detect which way you're swinging. You can hold the remote in front of your forehead and flick, you'll get the same results. It's just a matter of slightly different timing needed depending if the ball is coming from the left or right. The matter of forehand to backhand in Wii Tenis is just animation.

[@sutterfrog9367]

For anyone curious, his average point per game was 10.694. That’s just the games we saw…

[@AbelShields]

Meaning the probability of a given run getting to 80 is about 0.5%... it seems feasible!

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

​@@AbelShieldsWe don't know what distribution his scores follow. Even if we did, you can't determine that from an average alone. I doubt we would expect him to get a score of 80 after around 200 attempts.

[@AbelShields]

@@youtubeviolatedme7123 we can guess, and I'd assume that the chance of failure per ball is (roughly) constant. I never said it was completely accurate!

[@Joshua_From_Wii_Sports]

ok nerds

[@lucascasters4138]

How is that many decimals relevant for a number that reflects the amount of tennis balls he returns

[@lilsuz69]

12:38 the mosquito flying by my ear 🦟

[@d0llf4ce-n3ko]

PLEASEEE IM WHEEZING

[@d0llf4ce-n3ko]

I CANT UNHEAR IT

[@aleahjohnson1031]

STOP I’m dying from that 😭😭

[@lolofriend4701]

AH HE HE HE HE HE HE HEEEEEEEEE

[@pizzasub3194]

☠️☠️☠️☠️😭

[@aidan7376]

“Beef boss on the backhand close to the net is like swiss cheese on my tongue” -Poofesure 2024

[@eyelesscrown7346]

I read this as soon as that part came up in the video 😂

[@bryancarroll746]

^😂

[@datdurian]

What did he mean by that

[@chillbizz74]

Damn it I was gonna quote that!

[@SiebayPlays]

Poetry in motion

[@jarekzapzap6755]

19:02 Poofesure making those noises while Beef Boss freaks out on the court is the pinnacle

[@supermegaunderrateduploade6686]

Triggerhappy from Skylanders😂

[@triaxinex]

He even started flying for a sec 😂

[@austinh.]

legend has this: he could fly if he kept swinging@@triaxinex

[@JojoeulisswowRBLX]

Poofesure, your Toad is showing

[@stpvtrick5943]

I laughed my ass off, why was Beef Boss doing that, lmaooo

[@elisafromwiisports]

I won’t make this easy for you, Poof.

[@gabethegamer7172]

Classic Elisa

[@shaycormac4522]

You're the best trainer. Don't listen to the haters.

[@Gumbo354]

Poof radiates hatred for her@@shaycormac4522

[@ConnorMiller417]

0:02 Bad Prediction 1:35 Beef Boss: I’m about to end this man’s career 2:20 Starts to go insane 3:12 First maniacal laugh 4:20 Poof putting out a mating call 4:37 Second maniacal laugh 5:19 Sounds like a dying Grandma 6:22 Begins to enter the “Blame Beef Boss” stage 6:58 On the verge of going insane 12:00 Poof becomes the Joker 14:30 Poof goes INSANE, breaks Wii remote 16:06 Poof becomes Sheldon Cooper 19:03 Third maniacal laugh 21:00 Rage quits

[@PoizNS]

W you honestly

[@Jo-vv3hg]

legend

[@orangeman4423]

The “blame beef boss” stage is my favorite

[@V1SIT0R64]

This is the greatest comment of all time

[@nickwiiuz]

7:55 - starts to love the number 3

[@A_Person_That_Exists_]

Poof cooked with the joke at 15:40 peak comedy

[@chickentenders3018]

That was actually the funniest thing poof has ever said

[@justinnalbone5911]

Thanks for the time stamp lmao I missed it when I was watching the video. That is definitely one of the funniest lines he's ever put out

[@numskullstop]

You can control the height you hit the balls at. If you swing the wiimote more upwards, the ball goes higher, and you can use that to help prevent the balls from hitting the net.

[@straightvibin6972]

Yeah it kind of amazes me how long poof has played the wii and doesn't know every tip and trick about it. But maybe it's just an act....right?

[@joejitsuway960]

The only way to know at this point is for him to make a video out of taking one of those online IQ tests. If it's not an act, ain't no way that shit comes back above 80.

[@guyfierimtwi]

I thought he should be more in the back box and not away from the court. He's never in the giant back box

[@jeremyhagans7952]

​@@joejitsuway960my guess is that his score will be 76 at best😂

[@GamersGarage365]

That’s exactly how I got the platinum. The bet apparently grows in height if you don’t 😂

[@thedastone1939]

If only poofesure knew that in order for the game to detect proper movement, you have to stand up

[@geniuskhan2520]

Or maybe stop swinging forehands for his backhands

[@LifelessVeemo]

Believe it or not, you are actually meant to swing your Wii remote like it’s a racquet, and when you whiff a backhand for swinging forehand it *is* indeed your fault 💀

[@NPC1921]

This is too complicated for Poofesure.

[@TronicX]

Tbf the game is pretty inconsistent in detecting the difference.

[@orangebolo]

he actually became a pro playing like that, it's just about trying hard enough lol

[@isaacmiller5811]

next time he will learn that he is a lefty and can switch to left-handed mode

[@austinh.]

19:03 beef jumping when he was siezuring along with poof was cherry on top

[@Angel-rd5fw]

9:06 “I can’t handle balls like you can” - POOF 2024

[@phelp5379]

7:07 - fun fact! His actual average was ~8.72 at the time By 15:13 he drops to an 8.5 average, this is before he gets consistently high(ish) scores in the video At the end his average was ~10.69 In the entire video he never got to that original 12 average he predicted 😭😭 and he was trying to show how bad he was doing with that prediction too 💀

[@isaiahrosner3780]

That’s hilarious! Thanks for doing the math.

[@DonLuquilla]

Whats the fun part dude so i can laugh

[@ek_films]

@@DonLuquilla proud of yourself for that one?

[@DonLuquilla]

@@ek_films idk you tell me dude

[@howdydo1320]

👏👏👏

[@SiebayPlays]

7:40 I have no words… but this also killed me inside 🤣🤣

[@snivythedeltagameryt1675]

19:02 Literally looks like Beef Boss is a flopping fish from how he’s swinging and jumping around vigorously.

[@ImMacke3000]

Poof, i have some feedback that will probably get you the medal: -What you refer to as a "whiff" is when beefboss swings "the wrong way" when the ball is in hitting range. -You are indeed supposed to do an irl backhand when you want beeefboss to do backhand swings. -The game doesnt allow you to swing 2 consecutive swings very close to eachother (unless you fling the wii remote with wii motion plus inside very hard). -The wii usually detects fast movements better than slow ones, thats why it sometimes detects a fronthand when you try to do a backhand, because you moving your hand to backhand position is detected by the game as a fronthand swing. Hope this helps you and beefboss get that plat!

[@cantthinkofausername2466]

19:02 I need more of these unintelligible noises

[@Ryemoon062]

looks like we're going to see elisa for the next few videos or so

[@thedastone1939]

19:04 here comes the tasmanian devil

[@TexasBurnss]

IM CRYINFOMG

[@Barak925]

Hahahahahah YAAAABABABABABABAAAAGAGAGABABAADELELELELLELELELELELELELELELELEE

[@AK48___]

19:01 2x speed he sounds like a gremlin about to eat your ankles

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

14:39 - In memory of that "Stupid" Wii Remote.

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

"In the arms of an angel..."

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

@@youtubeviolatedme7123 Not really.

[@codywilliams8251]

@@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Yeah, some Wii Remotes disconnect automatically in the middle of play.

[@poopmaster]

​@@youtubeviolatedme7123in the arms of the devil

[@Skdjdjdjsjxjxjd]

@@youtubeviolatedme7123i think u mean in the arms of the walls… 😂

[@aylx1677]

Poof's form must be so off because I've never seen anyone struggle with not being able to hit the balls over the net or whiffing backhand shots so much.

[@LifelessVeemo]

He literally admitted he was swinging forehand each time because he was somehow convinced that’s how you’re meant to play lmao

[@bradylange7619]

I thought Dad was coming back with the milk but he’s too focused on getting every platinum medal in Wii Sports

[@resurrectedagain]

19:02 beef boss jumping around along with the weird noises from poof is the best

[@sjp9983]

posted at 11:52PM EST. perfect calming video to watch to help me go to sleep ❤

[@thatguysaint]

proper title: "the next platinum medal on wii sports... will make me cry myself to sleep"

[@liamgallardo587]

As a man with a plat in this category the trick is not to hit the ball so hard, the softer and more upwards you hit it the better. And yes you should probably backhand in real life (that's what i did i didnt have any trouble with it)

[@trustiersquid1479]

1:07 Returning.... *B A W L S*

[@roanoke42]

I'm too lazy to find my copy of Wii Sports and test, but I'm assuming that, if indeed Poof has been back-handing appropriately this whole time, his issue with whiffing is possibly because he's swinging too pronounced to set up the back-hand. There's definitely some sort of front-hand like motion because beef boss literally does a front-hand swing before the intended back-hand, causing the whiff. Would make sense considering how often Poof swings too pronounced on his fakes in Wii Sports Resort basketball.

[@markymark443]

That's what I was thinking too, the motion detection is extremely sensitive

[@josephcastle3872]

My thoughs exactly. The Wii remote is definately quite sensitive in these games. You definately have to be very careful with how much force you are swinging with and, more often than not, you actually only need a small amount of the power that you thought you had to use.

[@chris_aka_CP]

In my opinion. Poof is just playing wrong. I played this minigame while being in my bed and didnt even swing the remote, rather used my wrist to swing. I easily got to 30-40 every try. I just dont understand what he is doing/how he is playing, that he acchieves such poor results :D

[@guyfierimtwi]

Why is he playing in the front then extremely back, I want him to play in the rectangle box behind the two front ones.

[@rhysscale912]

​@@guyfierimtwi you can't control the movement of the player in wii sport tennis. The game moves the player automatically, all you can do is swing

[@walnzell9328]

When he learned you don't have to backhand irl to hit backhand shots my heart sank.

[@Shreksy101]

3:10 The normal talking and all of a sudden the night pitched voice 😂

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

5:19 - Exactly the sound I make when I feel like I'm in pain.

[@ijustwanttostayupuntillate5869]

Wow

[@Blank-et1vj]

15:19 & 19:02- sounds like that small robot from the live action transformers

[@coasterfreakist18]

Why do I have a feeling poof was the kid in school that the teacher would yell at to not lean their chair back but he did it anyway and fell all the time

[@nighthawk6198]

Than blamed the chair

[@Lordifiy]

the demons under my bed at 3am: 12:37

[@StatickyCat]

As someone who encountered demons, I can confirm this. Dodge Demons, that is!

[@Barak925]

19:03

[@sageraptor12025]

I think I’ll have a wife and kids before poofesure gets every platinum medal

[@puro_atole4312]

This guy's periodic SpongeBob references are honestly a small detail about his videos I love and relate to deeply 😂

[@maggiebee619]

finding out poof plays wii sports while sitting down is fascinating

[@excellentbill69]

10:31 Denial 12:39 Anger 16:42 Bargaining 19:53 Depression 21:00 Acceptance

[@aurian2051]

That "half way there" SpongeBob reference. Aight Poof, I see you lol.

[@JayrayP24]

6 seconds is crazy

[@easiestcc6451]

Thats how long he lasts in bed

[@alexxxx2190]

@@Muscleman8562ok but Poofesure is getting all platinum medals

[@catmerchant8699]

@@Muscleman8562cringe

[@battleship6177]

"THIS IS SUCH A PUSSY SPORT" goddamnit I love it

[@DanicaCeleste]

some reason these videos are the only videos on youtube that help me to sleep

[@looneyloonatic]

Same here lol

[@ARegularLemon]

12:36 Whenever Poof does that noise I can never avoid bursting out laughing. Shits too funny. Always a laugh watching Poof rage at Wii Sports.

[@kingpenguin2252]

5:29 you swung too early that's why you got a second bounce and I love the way he's so in denial I'm not surprised that you blame a fictional character instead of yourself

[@gaming4ever380]

Beef boss kept missing because of his hatred toward Elisa. He kept getting distracted.

[@jbomb7867]

Bro probably isn't even using the officially licensed tennis racket wii remote accessory 💀

[@MarvelSonicFan04]

imagine being poofesure's neighbour

[@jadenmcoc5909]

They having a fun time with him next door 😂

[@saraxtaylorr]

19:05 beef boss on the court while poof was making those sounds has me ROLLING 😭😭😭😭

[@Jonnystone5]

Lol 😂😂😂 I fucking love this dude. Always raging 😂 He has an unlimited supply of wii remotes

[@markymark443]

Mostly Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside

[@haley1298]

i absolutely love this platinum metal series

[@MrJoelMiller]

19:04 bro was in the air 😂

[@Aerrocuda]

I legit want to know who your Wii remote dealer is, they must be making absolute bank

[@charlieafman935]

And i just poofed all over my screen

[@yellow-roses]

its okay to give the things we say a second thought before posting

[@djdeceptikid5122]

I was hooked when i heard my brother in law watching your rage videos. Very funny and entertaining! 😂😂😂

[@soranora4597]

Probably the reason why Poof is getting so angry is because Elisa is training him

[@shinycharizard6981]

5:23 poof lost it’s voice

[@Gorgutzdaboss]

Poof keeping the wii remote manufacture afloat by himself. Bless him

[@joejitsuway960]

I legitimately have zero idea why he thinks the back hands "look funny". Meanwhile getting surprised 87 times that he does a forehand, his character does a forehand, and he misses the ball because he needed to backhand... Peak comedy.

[@wellshoot]

The punching bag one is by far the easiest, I was able to do it consistently after realizing you have to flick your wrist down at the end of each swing. It basically multiplies the force of each punch. Hold the controllers vertically and then flick them horizontal at the very end of the punch and keep a steady rhythm.

[@andrewnobody6737]

I've recently been deeply invested in a 15+hr series on KZbin, but this vid is the only thing to break the streak. Good vid Poof

[@princelui5336]

19:02 Courage the cowardly dog noises

[@polik3192]

That brings is to "returning *BALLZ*"

[@MrBnsftrain]

The tennis training minigames have no room for error, which I why I don't like to do them. I find the easist of the three to be Target Practice as you just have a brick wall with a target that changes position when you hit it. You don't lose if you just hit the wall.

[@sethv5273]

“I’ve seen stupid games and this is stupid” insult of the year ladies and gentlemen

[@_Bumby_]

I don’t think the amount of self-induced rage, stress, and screaming is a very healthy thing.

[@seanjohnson9875]

It ain’t a poofesure video without him saying “my Wii sports is just broken” when failing platinums

[@powerwings4383]

9:13 The laugh that followed after that was perfect lmao

[@patrickbradbury7520]

You can tell by his speech this is the most focused hes been in his life

[@nelly6016]

My strat would be to flick the wiimote upwards so that it’ll be easier to get over the net vs hitting it as hard as you can

[@nikogarcia3249]

You weren't having the timing issues until you switched to only forehand. You have to backhand when you are close to the net for sure

[@kylehavens6574]

It's the 5th easiest for average people, but you sir Poof, are not an average person

[@ozywozyroby]

At 7:09 when he asks what his average is, it's actually 8.72 taking into account all his attempt from this video so far. He finished the video with an average of10.8542, so he improved quite a bit! I calculated this with a simple c++ program. Here's the full output: Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 0 Enter next number: 8 Rolling average is: 4 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 2.66667 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 2 Enter next number: 3 Rolling average is: 2.2 Enter next number: 27 Rolling average is: 6.33333 Enter next number: 10 Rolling average is: 6.85714 Enter next number: 36 Rolling average is: 10.5 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 9.33333 Enter next number: 3 Rolling average is: 8.7 Enter next number: 20 Rolling average is: 9.72727 Enter next number: 7 Rolling average is: 9.5 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 8.76923 Enter next number: 1 Rolling average is: 8.21429 Enter next number: 17 Rolling average is: 8.8 Enter next number: 14 Rolling average is: 9.125 Enter next number: 3 Rolling average is: 8.76471 Enter next number: 8 Rolling average is: 8.72222 Enter next number: 6 Rolling average is: 8.57895 Enter next number: 3 Rolling average is: 8.3 Enter next number: 34 Rolling average is: 9.52381 Enter next number: 1 Rolling average is: 9.13636 Enter next number: 2 Rolling average is: 8.82609 Enter next number: 17 Rolling average is: 9.16667 Enter next number: 7 Rolling average is: 9.08 Enter next number: 7 Rolling average is: 9 Enter next number: 20 Rolling average is: 9.40741 Enter next number: 2 Rolling average is: 9.14286 Enter next number: 6 Rolling average is: 9.03448 Enter next number: 14 Rolling average is: 9.2 Enter next number: 8 Rolling average is: 9.16129 Enter next number: 10 Rolling average is: 9.1875 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 8.90909 Enter next number: 7 Rolling average is: 8.85294 Enter next number: 2 Rolling average is: 8.65714 Enter next number: 25 Rolling average is: 9.11111 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 8.86486 Enter next number: 25 Rolling average is: 9.28947 Enter next number: 14 Rolling average is: 9.41026 Enter next number: 13 Rolling average is: 9.5 Enter next number: 12 Rolling average is: 9.56098 Enter next number: 13 Rolling average is: 9.64286 Enter next number: 29 Rolling average is: 10.093 Enter next number: 29 Rolling average is: 10.5227 Enter next number: 26 Rolling average is: 10.8667 Enter next number: 22 Rolling average is: 11.1087 Enter next number: 10 Rolling average is: 11.0851 Enter next number: 0 Rolling average is: 10.8542 I can post the code also if anyone is interested.

[@freebird1621]

As someone who plays and coaches tennis, it's frustrating yet entertaining hearing someone who knows nothing about tennis talk about tennis.

[@samfsad9041]

raising and tilting your wiimote can adjust how high you hit the ball and whether it goes over your racket or not.

[@RedRogerFirearms]

The second hand stress I get from this is going to kill me thirty years early

[@the_myco_dad]

Elisa being the one to serve him is the cherry on top

[@dakotaward-]

Thank you for making a video I can laugh at, tonight has been rough

[@LucindaPug]

Just imagine if Poof fails at 79. I think the whole earth might shake 😂

[@electrotgg7442]

Poofesure: Mutes out cursing @ 14:35 Also Poofesure: 7:40 - 7:45 D:

[@5hourenergy580]

4:30 you sure about that? :D

[@st.shaneking4064]

Wii Remote No. 39 confirm broken at 14:24 and 14:40

[@SkyLightAwakens]

Beef Boss Hitting the Ryu Hurricane Kick: 19:04 - 19:06

[@nathanllamas3387]

"Highest achievements of achievements" is one of the quotes ever

[@michaelchu94]

Pro Tip: You've got to learn how to "curve" the ball to stay inbounds at the higher levels.

[@surreal4259]

We need a body cam over in awhile lol. I’d love to see the arm flailing trying to backhand 🤣

[@_edoyt]

5:23 startled me with how up close he got to the mic 💀

[@rmye0721]

11:15 “Is this game really not as accurate and immersive as I thought?” Nothing’s more immersive than a hamburger playing tennis.

[@nickwiiuz]

7:55 THE NUMBER THREE.

[@nickbasie85]

I have been waiting for this vid for so long and its great

[@CupcakeGirl8992]

This mini game was my bread and butter at 10

[@julianvillarreal1450]

Glad to see Poofesure is trying to get more Platinum Medals in Wii Sports.

[@agent3fan]

18:59 how is he jumping and swinging the racket under

[@dylanbaker12]

It's fitting that Elisa is the champion of this sport.

[@NovaBombardment]

I think Returning Balls and Batting Practice are the two cruellest training games in Wii Sports. They have the filthiest mind games you've ever seen, but give you maybe one whole second to process and react to them. They're truly awful to play for platinum.

[@MrBrandon9653]

Poofesure: *breath* Wii game: you choosen death.

[@Scherrah1010]

Poofesure maxing at 29 pts. is a warranty slip for at least 3 more episodes of „getting mad at getting platinum on wii sports“ - I just hope, he has stocked up on wii remotes he can break 😂

[@brynnweithman30]

19:02 a perfect example of poof giving beef boss epilepsy