The Non-Anomalous Anomaly- SCP-008-J Incident Reports

Original entry: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-008-j
Special Containment Procedures: All attempts to contain SCP-008-J have met with failure for apparently unrelated reasons. However, SCP-008-J repeatedly returns to Foundation sites, seemingly unintentionally.
Description: SCP-008-J has been registered as an SCP on a probationary basis, until Commander Price is able to prove that it possesses anomalous properties.
SCP-008-J is a 23-year-old Caucasian male, who answers to the name Geoff, who, by a series of seemingly non-anomalous coincidences, frequently gains access into high-security areas of Foundation sites without intent or knowledge. SCP-008-J resists containment by similar means.
This is a list of SCP-008-J sightings. In all instances, Commander Price is the first staff member to encounter SCP-008-J. No evidence has been found to suggest that this isn’t just another coincidence.
Music/Comedy Channel: / @maxallen7239
Cass's Channel: / ladycassandrina
Music from filmmusic.io
"Scheming Weasel (Slower Version)" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/b...)

[@aarkaegis44]

Geoff is lawfully chaotic. He radiates with chaos energy

[@honedaychannel]

The tallest: *commander Price* Zim: Geoff

[@thevoidismyhome7242]

Geoff over here is just like: Hey man. Commander Price: FUCK IT'S HIM AGAIN

[@WanderingRoyal]

Okay I feel lied to. Everyone kept telling SCPs are terrifying and deadly. This dude just seems chill...and really confused at times

[@MaxOutOfTen]

There are various classifications for SCPs, some of them are totally safe, but any SCP that ends in -J is a joke SCP lol. That said, there are funny regular SCPs as well. Soon I'll be doing one for SCP-2337.

[@WanderingRoyal]

@@MaxOutOfTen Oh thanks for the explanation. Didn't really know about much about them aside from the founding of it. Can't wait for the next SCP you do though

[@dylanhecker6686]

If you wanna live, stick with Geoff

[@Isofyre]

I love the SCP universe and this video was really entertaining! you have a great voice!

[@MaxOutOfTen]

Thank you!

[@Cooper-Radio]

Geoff is such a mad lad he doseint even know it😂😂😂

[@btchaplin7859]

I feel so bad for the commander since he just needs to deal with Scp 008-j’s shit

[@ignoremyusername5349]

"Hi" *"F***!"*

[@someguy3330]

This is why I love scp so much, the juxtaposition between cosmic horrors and wak like this, is grate.

[@draglorr5578]

very 'grate' indeed. I too love metal sheets. (= But all joking aside, yeah it is pretty awesome.

[@acespace2661]

Great article reading ! 👍 Ya know , I think SCP-008 J and SCP-1504 should go out for brunch sometime :) . They have a lot in common 👍✨✨✨

[@squeethemog213]

This was a wonderful laugh XD

[@cameraman8901]

This dude would be a good dnd dude

[@amethystlover9167]

Could you do another ask US papyrus?

[@AshtonSnapp]

GEOFF

[@jakantogenie]

This is just Mr.Lost with Dr.Brights necklace on him

[@caoyanivy3827]

Commander price:HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP GETTING HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🤬🤬🤬

[@ampleamountsofdeoffe]

Is that me? Or a parallel me with a g in the name

[@jackstone5574]

Asriel's Awakening intensifies..

[@okkon8106]

what's that supposed to mean

[@fard2780]

@@okkon8106 undertale references

[@okkon8106]

@@fard2780 I know that, but it's why I asked - it STILL isn't sensible at all