The Not So Great British Bake Off | Cooking Simulator - Cakes and Cookies DLC

[@martindixon54]

I never knew ice hockey pucks were made from a dough mixture containing cinnamon and raisins...

[@TheGeekCupboard]

You win the award for very bestest comment. Have a cake as a reward!

[@Midnightpigeon666]

Laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@nealkinchenandaltonkinchen6180]

Can I get this dlc on Nintendo switch

[@SpicedJello]

I would absolutely LOVE a playthrough series of this game. Watching you use yeast for like EVERYTHING has been absolutely hilarious.

[@helen.highwater]

Oh mate. This isn't Bake Off. This is Nailed It! 😬😂

[@Happy_spider_boi]

Not the hockey pu... muffins

[@sweemello7]

No. 1 rule of baking: Precise measurements! It's a science man!

[@TheGeekCupboard]

My measurements weren't precise?! Are you sure?

[@sweemello7]

@@TheGeekCupboard Precisely wrong! lol

[@teebodk3917]

@@TheGeekCupboard I think your measurements were spot on, since there were no recipes to begin with, so the amount to add of each ingredient was simply "whatever feels right" and you always added exactly that.

[@Vosoros]

Somebody get this man a cook book...quick! lol

[@TheGeekCupboard]

As long as there are lots of pictures I should be fine.

[@jagordon1976]

Hahaha! What a great idea to showcase new DLC and y'all did it so well! Great video and well executed. Kudos to you and others!

[@djpaterson]

If ever a “don’t try this at home” warning was needed ... 😂😂😂

[@Barmhartigste]

I really like the editing on this video! and your baking skills

[@VeriCheri]

Get this comedy genius a play button!

[@TheGeekCupboard]

Crikey, a comedy genius? Where? Who?

[@meliaelentari]

I'm started facepalming as soon as you used a whisk not a dough hook and I didnt stop for an hour

[@TheGeekCupboard]

That hook thing was for making bread?! A HOOK? Hooks are for hanging things on!

[@meliaelentari]

@@TheGeekCupboard /facepalm

[@blackredwolf127]

@@TheGeekCupboard Hooks are used to evenly fold the dough in the bowl for even distribution of ingredients and to create the strength/develop gluten in the dough.

[@annab9158]

This was amazing, loved the guest judges!

[@TheGeekCupboard]

They both did a fantastic job!

[@MarthChan]

This was hilarious to watch! Thank you for this gem! XD

[@sweemello7]

I'm howling with laughter at this point! Thanks for that man!

[@TheGeekCupboard]

Laughing at how amazing my baking skills are?

[@sweemello7]

@@TheGeekCupboard uh... Sure... Yeah, that's it...

[@AcanthaRayneOakMoon]

I fear for that marriage if that was the wedding cake lol. Curious... what kind of cake did you have for your wedding?

[@TheGeekCupboard]

It was relatively simple. Square, white, with a little marzipan Mrs Penge and a little marzipan Mr Penge on the top with a Las Vegas sign. Because we got married in Vegas! This was at the party at home in the UK, we didn't have a cake in Vegas.

[@teebodk3917]

@@TheGeekCupboard so... no bacon?!? What is a wedding cake without lots of bacon?

[@TheGeekCupboard]

No, no bacon for us. I hadn't ventured into baking at that point in time.

[@blossomherd3921]

Love how the curser looks like it's patting or kneading the dough.

[@TheGeekCupboard]

I also like that! It's a nice touch, plus it helps with understanding what action might take place if you click!

[@sweemello7]

How to bake a cake: cream the sugar and butter, add WHOLE eggs, some flavouring, add in some flour and baking powder, mix...

[@TheGeekCupboard]

What does cream the sugar and butter mean?! Add cream to a sugar/butter mixture?!

[@sweemello7]

@@TheGeekCupboard no! mix it till it's creamy!

[@the_nikster1]

@@TheGeekCupboard oh Penge, I love you lol

[@BringMemoriesBack]

Excellent , Thank you very much

[@TheGeekCupboard]

No problem, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[@manic_street_starlover]

I'm still coming back to this video after watching it 3 times already...

[@NadiaRobinson1984]

I like how you named after the Great British Bake-off. I some watch it when I have a sat if work as my mum loves the show and so do I. British shows rule and Australia loves them.

[@Thunder2Clan]

This was hilarious madness and chaos, I really hope there will be another episode.

[@BrainGushersTV]

It's funny cos as you were talking about putting the stuff aside to take a pic I realized at that moment you could use the drawers built in the counter to actually store all your stuff! XD Neato! lol

[@badgamerkat]

That was so funny! You should try again and make a cake to represent each of the Piece Of Cake's in the Dynasty, lol.

[@TheGeekCupboard]

I think that would turn out to be a gigantic disaster!

[@badgamerkat]

@@TheGeekCupboard That's what would make it fun to watch lol.

[@Tromain666]

Reason for divorce? She ordered a cake from hell for our wedding!

[@TheGeekCupboard]

The cake had BACON in it! That's good isn't it?

[@Tromain666]

@@TheGeekCupboard I can get behind bacon in a cake... but maybe chop it up first? And cook it before it goes in a cake? I was hoping you'd make use of the maple syrup for that layer too haha. The rest of the cake though....🤮🤮🤮

[@manic_street_starlover]

@@TheGeekCupboard was it crispy?

[@andrewgrant6516]

"What's 3g of salt between friends?" 50% of your daily salt allowance.

[@jennamaughan0392]

Number 1 rule of baking: You can always add ingredients but you can't take away. You need self-raising flour for bread not pastry flour.

[@TheGeekCupboard]

I'm not sure there was self-raising flour, to be honest. Just... some flour. Remember that this is a game where cakes cook in minutes and other things happen by magic, so don't take it too seriously!

[@magggie22]

Lol....this is hillarious....love it :) magz :)

[@possiblellama]

Loved the video, really enjoy your logic of what goes in cakes. If you do another, could you have the actual ingredients list at the side so we can compare whats added?

[@comfan9392]

I'm not sure what you were expecting buying a very shallow cookie tray for 'muffins' 😂

[@TheGeekCupboard]

Baking isn't for me...

[@thobu6576]

As a baker, I was cringing A LOT while watching this!

[@randomstuff9005]

Your store has been bought out by the wee hours, please vacate now.

[@TheGeekCupboard]

Hey, come on now, he liked the bread! Well, he said it was bread in the strictest sense of the word, which must mean he liked it. Right?

[@randomstuff9005]

@@TheGeekCupboard Yes he uh may have, but still, you are being evicted, for "Mistreated " Pastries" Also you abused my very British eyes, also you learn how to cook in school, Penge come on man.

[@kathleencostello4821]

Please make a series of this

[@mrsbets8112]

🤔 You didn’t drop one raisin? Respect good sir, respect 😆

[@littletins3923]

As a Baker your making me hurt inside from head to toe lol

[@TheGeekCupboard]

Please accept my apologies for any pain caused by my baking skills.

[@Jonaelize]

yeah, wee hours :)

[@TheGeekCupboard]

The guy is a legend!

[@BristlyStranger]

If only you we're as good as this in your real kitchen :P

[@TheDirtGoblin]

Fun fact: 'Penge' means money in danish

[@TheGeekCupboard]

So I've been told! Alas although I am Penge I don't have much penge

[@prettypinkros3]

This is actually so good

[@thobu6576]

Your cake reminded me of the chef from Carry On Cruising. "And why not spaghetti?"

[@marty2035]

I think this video should have more likes

[@admiralduckshmidt2248]

I thought you just bread dough in a tray and wait to bake

[@desireemyers8774]

I felt like Gordon Ramsay throughout this whole video... you may be far from a master baker but you are hilarious!

[@TheGeekCupboard]

I think I could have done with some of your Ramsay-esque anger to get me doing things a little better!

[@candiedskull9841]

The whole apples and other toppings really got me

[@TheGeekCupboard]

Healthy, see? Why have slices of apple when you can have an ENTIRE apple?

[@RooN257]

its over 900g of BACON !!!

[@TheGeekCupboard]

BACON!

[@MementoMori7777]

I lost hope when the bacon was mentioned for the cake. That's like putting Barbeque sauce on a poptart, it's just wrong, Lol.

[@TheGeekCupboard]

... now I need to try barbeque sauce on a poptart.

[@the_nikster1]

oh my goodness Penge! while I myself am not a baker, even I know that you don't use yeast in muffins and that you need a batter for cake, not a dough lol this was so entertaining to watch but also a bit painful. still, I'd love to see you play more of this DLC and actually follow the recipe. just remind me to never eat anything you've baked in real life. 😅

[@randomstuff9005]

Hmm why is my cupboard a geek?

[@TheGeekCupboard]

Because it's awesome?

[@marty2035]

I don't know

[@TheGeekCupboard]

I do.

[@finnymarigold58]

Why no recipe :(

[@TheGeekCupboard]

Because otherwise it would be way too easy!

[@eeveegamergirl7296]

Black hole cinamon raisin muffins Hexagon bread Bacon Cake? Thats normal I make that daily

[@TheGeekCupboard]

I'm glad I'm not alone in my culinary expertise.

[@blossomherd3921]

Omg CAKE!

[@TheGeekCupboard]

I wouldn't rush to get a slice...

[@blossomherd3921]

@@TheGeekCupboard it still cake. Lol. I not allowed cake. 😫 alertric to eggs. But also Bacon Cake. 2 fav things in my CUPBOARD. lol

[@TheGeekCupboard]

No cake? Wow that's tough. Surely there's egg free cake out there.

[@asrar39]

Do you know what. I am fine dont need a cake.

[@IGNACIO-xi8wm]

The city is somewhere in italy

[@voyomaypl1608]

You may not be great at baking, but your mortar is good.

[@TheGeekCupboard]

Can I combine this game with House Building Simulator?!

[@voyomaypl1608]

@@TheGeekCupboard and Tank Mechanic Simulator because of concrete takns. So many options!

[@jessmarksxo3903]

Wish they had this dlc on ps4

[@marty2035]

👍

[@eoincahill6030]

Early Squad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheGeekCupboard]

Go go early squad!

[@shivery_timbers1430]

and were back I know my grammar is on point

[@TheGeekCupboard]

Your grammer is bestest

[@shivery_timbers1430]

Why thanks me men

[@randomstuff9005]

Bery guod Garamer

[@kathleencostello4821]

Good absolutely

[@carrieullrich5059]

I have to defend the great British bake off, by saying that your first effort wasn't really bread, and you'd be eliminated from the competition immediately for that. 😊 (Not that it's not entertaining )

[@TheGeekCupboard]

It had flour and yeast, surely that makes bread. Right?

[@carrieullrich5059]

you have to activate yeast in warm water seperately, and let the dough rise. You made yeast flavored hard tack, not bread

[@carrieullrich5059]

Oh and hard tack, is basically a large lump of flour formed like English biscuits, as a sort of horrible bubble free bit of cooked flour, and I'm unable to describe how bad it would be politely, I'm not qualified to be a British bake off judge, I don't have their tact. 😊

[@Midnightpigeon666]

I hate to be the one to tell you this Penge, but that was not the perfect mixture 🤣🤣

[@jameson2253]

Hehehe it’s says pp at the top hehe

[@naturewort6592]

Could you learn from game and test again home.

[@TheGeekCupboard]

So give it another go? I don't think I'd ever create anything as good as the fruit bacon chocolate cake, to be fair.

[@naturewort6592]

@@TheGeekCupboard You just need good instructions and do only that first times. With bread it can always been used garden brick under knome or frog statue.

[@jennamaughan0392]

Bacon?! In a wedding cake?! Are you mad? Wedding cakes, or any cakes, are supposed to be sweet. It's supposed to have chocolate or fruit or nice things that belong in a cake, bacon goes in breakfast or a pie. The two are not supposed to mix. I would not ask you to make me any cakes.

[@TheGeekCupboard]

That is a shame, because you'd be missing out on the new taste sensation that's sweeping the land... bacon cakes! They're cakey, they're baconey, they're... BACON CAKES!

[@0minous187]

so you did all this knowing you can look up and pin the ingredients on your phone but just tried to do it anyways without? lmao whisk bread