The NUN - Everything WRONG with modern HORROR

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[@plisskenetic]

Everything wrong????? It made so many times more money than tht hereditary-shit - u can blame the audiences for that but apparently Nun worked big time thus your analysis is all trash!

[@TBA968]

This comment Is only 7 hours old and it's already pinned, lol.

[@ayanbanerjee6161]

You think Hereditary is trash??

[@disturbed1013]

Well, I'm one of those who was bored to sleep watching Annabel. And you really can't see shit in the Nun, bored me too anyway. People love jump scares, what can I say

[@thesacredjackal9042]

yes bc popularity makes something immediately better, just like how apple airpods are 5000x better than sennheiser earbuds

[@Rbattam]

modern movie marketing and hype is what makes them cash. Then people realise it's shit in first 2 weeks of screening. it's a piece of shit. And it isn't even remotely scary. it's not about money it's about if it actually is good or not. Hollywood has a formula to suck people in figured out, they can make money off anything now.

[@michaelwatkins9479]

"Oh my gawd bois! Its da nun!" Bro im crying laughing.

[@Kaximuss]

Hahahahahha same lmao

[@pietromaximoff9490]

Hahahaha had to pause the video for sec so I could catch my breath

[@AN-lt1hq]

LMFAOOO

[@ratinapillowfort]

Oh new owo it nun souper scare OWO

[@wristlock3596]

For reals for reals

[@eternalfps3124]

*How many people enjoyed this movie? Nun*

[@mystikmrs3139]

LMAO!!😂👌

[@fightdez6073]

Nobody fucking trash

[@JesusLovesUs10000]

Jeremy Montes the nun is trash

[@harveyl4191]

Watched it last night and thought it was brilliant. Don't listen to anyone and go enjoy it yourself.

[@mecasunny]

good one xD

[@sameongrille]

The Nun was the annoying part of The Conjuring 2? Really? I mean, I hated THE NUN movies as well, but it was really good in The Conjuring 2.

[@thescarecrowman]

Agreed

[@dolcemorte5016]

I agree, too. In small doses, in the conjuring 2, the nun was creepy but the whole movie about it was a mess... nonsensical, boring and no real scares besides those trumped up jump scares that, while they did get me for that split second, are lame and contrived for the simple fact they have no other way to scare you. The nun tried way too hard to fail so badly. Disappointment all the way around.

[@benny2125]

Funny review/opinions....new sub for that..

[@MrRugbyloosehead]

Simon Grillo they should have gotten Whoopie Goldberg to reprise her role as the Nun now that would be scary!

[@masterd_flabz7043]

It was good until the running painting scene

[@BenefitCounterbench]

I have a phobia of nuns, and The Conjuring 2 really triggered my phobia, I couldn't sleep well for days. But it says something that I laughed a lot watching the Nun.

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

Watched this film the other day. It has got to be one of the worst modern horror films, or at least, did not live up to the premise at all. The Nun has a great setting, a pretty good central villain (design and concept wise) and a decent cast. But that's about it. In terms of horror, build up and heck, even jump scares, the film completely fails. I think the Nun scene in The Conjuring 2 was better done, and was scarier than the entire Nun film.

[@angryboi595]

I find it crazy that as a damn kid there wasn’t a single conjuring movie where I got scared, I was either bored, cringed or confused. This movie was the worst, I remember watching this with my mum and I actually just went back in my room and went to sleep with no problems because this movie was so bad and boring

[@carolinegranados5682]

Amen.. I almost fell asleep during the latest “the Nun” movie..

[@piletpig124]

Caroline Granados me to. A lot of times I almost feel asleep

[@itzquin8045]

I’m a scaredy cat but this movie didn’t even give me nightmares

[@Calladraws]

Oh my god bois *I T ' S T H E N U N*

[@TheUltimaFortuna]

Perfect leb impression

[@nicholasbarnes753]

I was rolling.

[@tristain1119]

It did make me chuckle.

[@triratna1397]

Hur dur.

[@sadpossum6520]

Oh my god *I T ' S T H E D O L L*

[@Axess-sv8nq]

"OMIGOD, BOYZ! IT'S THA NUN!" LMFAO!! That caught me by surprise!

[@LadyOfTheEdits]

Lol me too XD

[@cordeliachase601]

Axess2084 This is how I imagine most retarded people.

[@jerrylewis2661]

LMFAOO😂😂😂

[@ckrause81]

🤣i replayed that atleast 3x🤣

[@killuazoldyck4482]

BRO I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT PART!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@deltahalo241]

"The Nun is the reason for everything in the Conjuring universe!" "Anyway, lets make another Annabelle film"

[@Tom-yc5cx]

deltahalo241 this was shit but Annabelle was acc decent the new one

[@melwow2211]

Than we can make a crossover Annabel vs Annabel it’ll make us millions!

[@edwardzero9275]

Mel Wow Annabelle vs the Nun vs La Lorna

[@outstandingdogmarron9890]

General Tiberius Anabelle vs the Nun vs La Llorona vs the Crooked Man.

[@sontinagchakraborty5088]

@@outstandingdogmarron9890 vs bathsheba

[@TheDBZEDITOR]

“DO NOT... SEE THIS MOVIE.” lmfao.

[@SpadeApeiron]

That's the easter egg of the tagline ~ Why did u guys fall for it ! XD

[@bencejuras2740]

should have watched the trailer

[@perfectwhine742]

Challenge accepted

[@BradenBest]

"Okay, I'll pirate it."

[@Kevin-fj5oe]

Yeah, 666 likes, even satan like it

[@UnamedUser1]

Deep voice: "Do Not. See this movie." Me: okay. I saved $12

[@aaronbarlow4376]

Bittorrent costs a lot less.

[@kmaru80]

Done and done

[@harveyyoung3323]

@@Trosper222 huh? He's talking about downloading it illegally

[@Astroryx]

Aaron Barlow oof

[@ladyinred3554]

TWELVE!!? where you live because that's alot cheaper then in florida

[@Everik-ct6pg]

What a bunch of Nunsense

[@ikemi28]

Default TM 😂 I wish I could give you a 1000 likes. It was Nunsense indeed

[@MrSooS-bu7pc]

oh shit

[@straightmelon8792]

STOP

[@saintrex8096]

I'm going to find you

[@MoeMoeJoeJoe]

Oh that's punny.

[@magicsteve5523]

“When something in horror is mysterious, never explain it.” - Lovecraft

[@catatoblob8598]

This came from a man so mystified by highschool level maths that he wrote horror stories about scary shapes on curved surfaces.

[@aaronshouting588]

And he was also xenophobic and a racist!

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

@@catatoblob8598 Ugh, fuck math classes. I would rather have passed a grape-sized kidney stone than do math classes.

[@zio4590]

@@aaronshouting588 But his stories were great. Awesome profile pic btw, I love Erasorhead.

[@aaronshouting588]

Zio oh yes, there’s no denying the dudes writing abilities. Also hell yes, Eraserhead is a masterpiece!!!

[@GraySkyW]

"Do not see this movie" - The Literal friggin movie (itself)

[@realtissaye]

They have a very good marketing department, clearly...

[@lordderppington4694]

Can't say they didn't warn us

[@mrcaboose5k511]

Just added a like so it would have 666 likes, you’re welcome 😇

[@lilysouffle9187]

666 likes i can’t like but i still want to share my appreciation for your comment

[@officert5147]

What they want to happen: reverse psychology What actually happens: "good idea"

[@christopherrq4842]

*Uh, the nun! Wasn't in the background, now it is. How'd they do that?*

[@florentdemeyere4779]

All those parts made me leave a like... It's so funny I couldn't refrain from laughing in the office

[@moonwalk270]

Damn that shit was so funny

[@SnowiDragon]

Fuck I miss lebbos since moving outta Sydney lol

[@lucassism6726]

The Nun isn't the darkest chapter of horror, it's the darkest chapter of horror quality.

[@emirlsanchos6302]

Also the darkest visually. There's a fine line between concealment and "Would somebody turn on a light? I can't see a damn thing!"

[@mediocreskullduggery]

Underrated comment

[@JF59122]

🤣🤣🤣

[@roffe8751]

”Oh my god boys, its the nun”. That is all i needed to hear. I am now a subscriber

[@mikewilliams736]

They're not even jump scares. They're jump startles. There's a difference.

[@Johnlindsey289]

The idea is he hollywood filmmakers want to get away from the torture feasts they think

[@Greendalewitch]

I think Im way to soft on this movie, considering I saw it the same weekend as I saw Slenderman. The Nun at least tried to be scary.

[@Nova-tn9wz]

No there isn’t

[@ホフマン日向]

The difference between outlast and five nights at Freddy's

[@bryanneideffer3969]

The movies with Bruce Campbell evil dead where better than this! Even drag me to hell, except Annabelle I personally liked them.

[@Agnes135]

The best and worst line's of the movie are: Priest - "This is indeed the blood of Christ" Frenchy - "Holy shit" Priest - "The holiest" Me and my girlfriend burst out laughing haha

[@rayir.1382]

It was the best simply cause of how funny and unexpected it was for me tbh

[@indigoxalis]

Honestly, I laughed more at this movie than I was scared. I liked the scene where Frenchie was in the graveyard and he just took a freaking cross headstone with him and ran lol

[@ashkhri]

@@indigoxalis frenchie was the best lmaoo

[@TheHannahferguson]

That line made me bust out laughing

[@abyp1883]

hahaha

[@spFOX-pz3fx]

oh ma God it's the nun, she looks scary and therefore I'm scared.

[@Howard2k3k]

s.p.FOX laughed hard at this lol

[@WarframeCrunch]

3:01 OMG!! ITS THE NUN, AND SHE DID NOT WASHED HER TEETHS FOR 15 YEARS!! He will kill us with her breath!

[@turtleanton6539]

@@WarframeCrunch quick get a dentist

[@BradenBest]

@@WarframeCrunch DEUUEUGH

[@siceastwood2714]

@Yo Momma same, best part

[@vyrigs260]

Supernatural Movie: OoOoOh A ghost! Psychology Movie: Has Evil but still revolves with actual reality

[@Reposessor]

'the darkest chapter... -well yeah I couldn't see a thing' THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@meoooooooooooooooo]

why are there no replies on this???

[@diamondv2790]

Funniest thing he said that it was so dark that he couldn't see a damn thing.

[@Seph_vision]

It's true though

[@turtleanton6539]

GOT 8:3

[@Logicalporkpie]

Omg bois its da nun!

[@Bo-dv2zm]

Theres this door that says like "Demons R' us" lmao

[@dpedrosoliano]

if you turn on the subtitle its doesnt say "the darkest chapter" it goes " the turkish chapter"

[@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268]

That's what it was saying? I legitimately thought it was saying "The Turkish Chapter". Not even kidding. Lmao

[@dpedrosoliano]

@@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268 lol

[@LadyOfTheEdits]

Lmao!!

[@yotsubairl]

Plot twist, from here the movies start becoming more and more Turkish, starting with the actual place, people and culture and becoming more and more about the animal then the last movie is just free birds

[@yoms9259]

Armenians approve

[@jarrodedson5441]

3:05...oh my God boys it's the Nun.... lololol 3:48....oh my God it's the doll...it looks scary there for im scared..... lololol 9:53.... The Nun it wasn't in the background..now it is....how they do that?.... lololol

[@vaisakhnair1813]

Especially with the accent 😂

[@GhostOfBilly]

@@vaisakhnair1813 "My name's Korg. That's Meek. He's an insect and he has knives for hands." or my personal favorite new Zealander movie quote "Boys wot eh we?" "Weeyehwolves not sweeyehwolves" "Thet's right" (Quote 2 spelled as pronounced)

[@billiemoonshine9751]

Holy shit that was funny!

[@thSubliminalCriminal]

I love when he does that.

[@maxdelome1145]

The first one sounds African, and the last two sound Australian

[@trueprideamvs5572]

The chair that Bill Wilkins died in will get it own solo movie.... I guarantee it! The Chair The taker of lives... You will never sit down....again

[@Tazermex]

I laughed so hard at this

[@ShimodaNexus]

OMG bois, it's da Chair!

[@TheMilitantHorse]

The NEW DARKEST part of the Conjuring series!

[@mimah1015]

Hahaha!!! Thanos doesn't need his chair anymore anyways. So...jokes on them.

[@CineMasterDamian]

A horror film called "The Chair" could actually work. When it comes to film & television, there are no bad ideas, only bad executions of the those ideas

[@scorpioengine4797]

“Do not see this movie” Box Office: *CHOKING* Edit: holy shit.

[@justsomerandomguy2757]

"The holiest"

[@irenekay7934]

It was horrible really

[@SPFLDAngler]

Calm down. It's just numbers on a comment it's not like you just won a Nobel prize...

[@scorpioengine4797]

Rhubartu the Saiyan Just saying it’s a lot smh.

[@kcenneckennek]

Something that really pissed me off with this movie is the timeline. The movie is set in 1952, which means Romania is under Communist rule. Communists, who by the way don't believe in any religion. Plus, this is at the height of the Cold War, with the Iron Curtain slammed down hard over Europe and glasnost decades away. There is no way in hell that the Soviets would let a priest and a nun into the goddamn country. Neither would they let Frenchie get out of the goddamn country as easily as he makes it out to be. TLDR; This movie is stupid

[@Monolith308]

They’d be turned away at the border with West Germany and it’ll be hard enough to get there in the first place

[@shuggie83wuggie97]

Woah.

[@xesuxesu]

You also forgot demon nuns don't exist and history doesn't really apply here so your point is invalid

[@kcenneckennek]

xesu you also forget this is a bad horror movie and this comment is to point out something I felt was missed in this review, so your comment is invalid. Get cancelled sis 💅🏿

[@methuselah9965]

Do not keep your expectations high on historical accuracy when watching Hollywood

[@trevorhensley3185]

As Thanos said, "Reality is often disappointing."

[@undertaker9991]

And i say, "get over it."

[@seanhaviland3448]

@@undertaker9991 And I say play world of warcraft. That way you don't need to get over it.

[@undertaker9991]

@@seanhaviland3448 ........Fair

[@GawrGurasBathTubPizza]

you just had to add a weeb thought into a movie review

[@raylathemoonshadowelfassas1052]

@@GawrGurasBathTubPizza -Thanos -weeb Pick one

[@alexhennigh5242]

"It looks scary therefore i am scared" Pretty much all of these movies in a nutshell

[@callumbatten3491]

"Do not see this movie" Ah I see the EA marketing team are back

[@economicvase3986]

"If you dont like it don't buy it."

[@yaboyjosh3023]

I just don't like the company, therefore I don't buy their products xD Hell they probably have some shady side business. Seems like an EA thing to do.

[@trelard]

"Oh my god boys, it's the nun" LMAO

[@davecrupel2817]

He sounds like Yogi Bear! 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@urbanitecrusher5709]

The Hollywood Jews who make these movies scare me.

[@Mike12mt]

His dialect kinda reminds me of dumbed down version of Korg from Thor Ragnarok.

[@nick3777]

Omg bois whats wrong with his face?

[@borderlineCat]

O MAI GOOD BOIS ITS DE NuN

[@mihailazar2487]

O MAI GOOD ITS DE papa iosifSTALIN

[@borderlineCat]

it luks skeri derfor im skyed

[@sulejmaniapologist]

iTS tHe SoS

[@SatoshiKong]

Ayyyy 666 likes.

[@cyberdiver7076]

de *NUT*

[@_jmorales05_70]

6:00 reminds me of the old lady from that one chocolate episode in spongebob

[@ShamblesMD]

She remembers chocolate.

[@gangland9117]

“Oh my god bois, Its the nun!” Lmfao

[@richardwhitaker4148]

As soon as I heard that, I died laughing and IMMEDIATELY scrolled down to the comment section.

[@HippieGoddess142]

“It looks scary therefore I’m scared” damn drag me 🤣

[@kbg12ila]

"Oh my god boys, it's the nun" and I subscribed. When you show the group of movies in modern horror..... Why was Mother there!!! That was amazing! Lol

[@cordzfx]

eh it was a google search and this was a fast edit. I also really enjoyed mother.

[@kbg12ila]

CorderyFX Yeah haha I figured that... Guess I just wanted an excuse to mention mother!

[@Zenocius]

@@cordzfx How bout good night mommy?

[@jbain4750]

I liked some of mother, but personally felt like it dragged on too long in certain scenes that weren't even necessary to the real story.

[@anasian406]

3:04

[@MonsterBuddy10]

The audience commentary killed me! Have yourself another sub!

[@HighMaxDesmo]

"Oh mye gawd bois, it's tha nun!"

[@SpectralSlugger]

*_oh my gawd bois, its tha doll, it looks scary and therefore I am scared_*

[@topbanana6524]

OH MY GOD ITS BIGFOOT!!

[@Chris-bi5er]

Yep, we need whole videos of those cinema audiences voices narrating shit movies

[@dragunaut.]

"uh my god guise, it's the nun" 😂😂😂

[@viceroy___]

Sounds like a South African accent.

[@antimatter4733]

It really does

[@yellow8296]

I can tell you as someone who lives in Australia and travels to SA every year that is a wog x kiwi accent

[@SeattleScotty]

It's Korg from Thor: Ragnarok. "Piss off ghost!'

[@FirstLast-cf4mi]

Horror for pussies Salad at McDonalds Can't wait for....The Imam

[@broken6795]

I actually think the "NUN" looks scary, But the way they used it was not scary at all, But the conjuring used the "NUN" quite well

[@LionmaneElsie08]

BrokeN yes, true 👍🏻

[@HippieGoddess142]

BrokeN I feel the same with mama. Yes, the character looks scary, but the movie itself is not scary.

[@broken6795]

@@HippieGoddess142 Yeah they could have used the characters way better, Too bad :(

[@johntrains1317]

fuck off

[@razzle2429]

I agree. The nun itself is a pretty creepy image. Then they ruined it with too much CGI and jump scares.

[@somanytakennames]

It's so true that constant exposition is the problem with modern horror. One of the most basic forms of fear that most people have is the fear of the unknown, it needs to be utilised more in horror.

[@dorky_stories_random1234]

Yeah but y'all picky wanna know the backstory

[@johnjohntv1195]

@@dorky_stories_random1234backstory can also be _shown,_ not only _described._

[@UltronInfinite]

This comment is exactly why the Cthulhu Mythos are so appreciated.

[@joshuakimmich9536]

That's why Conjuring 1 was the best of all. Because it didn't have a face or body. The scene were the girl got dragged by her hair by some invisible power while the whole family was watching with all the lights on is more scary than all nun and anabelle movies combined.

[@connorkeddington4473]

That ghostbusters bit had me dead

[@adamgray1753]

One of the best bits of this video, Connor Keddington.

[@mikevaldez9]

How did you come back? Were you only dead for a few minutes? Do you feel changed?

[@connorkeddington4473]

Michael Valdez Honestly the whole experience was kind of corporate. The employees did not treat me like a real person, and the food was okay but not great. In-Limbo entertainment was all Adam Sandler movies. I'd give death 3 stars on yelp.

[@UnorthodoxCreeps]

3:05, 3:48 AND 9:53 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

[@truwulf1778]

Lol

[@ArgentoGaming]

X and D are also fun to combine. Or just say *hysterical_laughing.mp4*

[@henryhammond3895]

Soive Nation sounds like Jonah from Tonga

[@Mr_Fancypants]

Is it just me or does he sound like pyrocinical

[@moistplatano391]

lmao

[@TheoEclipse]

The fact that the Ghostbusters theme worked so well with that scene really says something.

[@ZAND4TSU]

What does it say?

[@sunbirth4795]

@@ZAND4TSU boo

[@ZAND4TSU]

@@sunbirth4795 :(

[@TimZoet]

When the Ghostbusters theme came on during that scene of T H E N U N it actually got me like "I'd watch that"

[@reversalroad7384]

Imagine if I just yelled “it looks scary therefore I’m scared” in the middle of a horror movie 😂

[@mushroom7451]

Westo Besto Thanks for the idea, I will while watching the next terrible horror movie in the cinemas 😂

[@sauldownbadman876]

Hahahahaha you'll be an absolute lad if you did that mate... Shut up

[@chendinsordiuken]

pepperidge farm remembers

[@ParasiteDelta]

I've quit going to theaters since every single modern movie that I've gone to see in the past two or three years has sucked with the exception of maybe two. The IT remake had me crying with laughter in the theater, I was actively parodying Lights Out, Star Wars VII had me laughing and saying 'what the fuck?' with kids in the room, The Forest was my first film where I walked out and demanded my money back. Point is, I would go to a theater with friends just to shit on the movie, so thanks for the idea.

[@stephaniemay9090]

that's the only thing i do every horror movie i swear

[@andrewclark970]

3:05 *OH MY GOD BOI IT'S THE NUN* !

[@Gjallarr]

That voice reminds me of Yogi Bear

[@NcrXnbi]

I love this moment.

[@NcrXnbi]

OH MY GOD BOI IT'S THE DOLL !

[@leelasmoochie]

That part lmao

[@RealityDysfunction85]

PISS OFF GHOST

[@Neruk01]

Those croud reactions.. nailed it.

[@ketgremlin8776]

Croud. Really dude

[@alpsg2494]

OHH THE NUN SHE WASN'T IN THE BACK NOW SHE IS WOOOOOAH

[@iLastStar]

*crowd :)

[@laurendilaurentis6467]

I'm sorry, those what?

[@OCDustin]

Croud? Autocorrect had to have changed it, then you went back and put it back to croud. Jesus...

[@Jesse-mh6hv]

I believe that jumpscares can be done well, just not the way every single dame horror movie dose nowadays

[@j.d.t.5761]

True, good jumpscares have to actually be a payoff, but only in film with well-written, yes mysterious characters and a story that doesn't feel like it's dragging on.

[@Tyler_W]

They really need to stop it with the fakeouts that serve no actual purpose, and they need to cut the loud noises and jump in your face moments unless they actually make sense in context and add to the scene. If that's all that makes something a horror film, it's not a good movie because the "jump" in "jump scare" is just an involuntary reaction to stimuli. It doesn't actually have anything to do with whether or not the scene or what caused the jumpscare is actually scary. Jumpscares are like when your foot kicks because the doctor tapped your knee with the hammer. It takes zero effort, and while the better horror films arguably don't use them at all, if they must be used, they should be used sparingly and deliberately with an actual payoff. An example of some bad horror tropes in an otherwise good movie is the 2017 It. In the first scene wherein Georgie gets eaten by Pennywise, they do the stereotypical and nonsensical jumpscare sound effect the moment we can recognize that Pennywise is in the sewage drain. The creative intent was for us to be startled by his presence, but why the sound, and why did Georgie react as if he was startled by it? There was nothing that actually happened to warrant it. Much of the rest of the movie that has jump scares are mostly used pretty well, mostly when characters are shocked to see It actually chasing them. They would be much better if they didn't have the random sound effect attached to them, or if they do happen, it should actually happen and make sense in the context of the scene, like when a character is surprised by a monster roaring or a serial killer startling his soon-to-be or would-be victim by breaking a window or something. The best horror films understand the effectiveness of subtlety, know how to pace the escalation of tension in a scene, and don't climax until necessary when the timing is right. (Chris Stuckmann has a great video about the problem with a lot of modern horror films, amd he rightly points out how the way to execute good horror, much like good comedy, is kinda like how to have good sex. 😆 it's a good video.)

[@trequor]

I think the only movie I've seen that utilized jumpscares properly was The Woman in Black. Scream 1 did alright with them too I suppose.

[@achyuththouta6957]

@@trequor Conjuring is the best horro movie. Fact.

[@trequor]

@@achyuththouta6957 Scream is better.

[@thecatnat3574]

"Oh my God boys, it's the Nun!".....Bwahahaha!

[@hoseamatthews5302]

Ok guys, let's get this str8, we Romanians don't have huge haunted castles, just forests, a casino, some roads and few buildings

[@hoseamatthews5302]

@JustGamer pretty cool i must say

[@thebrokenglasskids5196]

@ Hosea Matthews Don't forget the large packs of wild street dogs, the gypsies traveling on the highways via horse-drawn carriage, and oodles upon oodles of cam girl studios. Plus......Vlad Dracul's giant castle is in Brasov. So........you kinda do in fact have huge haunted castles. xD

[@hoseamatthews5302]

@@thebrokenglasskids5196 it's not really hunted, but yeah, we do have gypsies and all that shit

[@FoidGames]

There's NO castles in Romania? I find that hard to believe. I appreciate it's not FULL of them. But surely you have a few scattered around? Like the UK?

[@hoseamatthews5302]

@@FoidGames we have castles, yes, but they are not haunted by angry ghosts, vampires, and other paranormal stuff

[@robertr798]

I’m with you for 95% of this, but “Annabelle: Creation” was far better than it had any right to be.

[@libitina8284]

To me Annabelle Creation was boring. I went to sleep during that movie and it was during a jump scare that's really bad for me for a horror movie to put me to sleep.

[@sheetalprakash9827]

Robert R How can anyone like Annabelle:Creation? I hated it. Had a generic plot,you barely see Annabelle and the only scary parts are the jump scares.

[@carloslopez6661]

I agree! People saying it was bad cant even say whats bad about it! All they say is its boring and generic which is subjective lol.

[@sheetalprakash9827]

Hvaddafuck4 How many horror movies are there where a person gets possessed by a demon? There are generic plots but they still have something new over other movies,this movie is as generic as a horror movie can get. I’ll agree about Annabelle not being seen but she was SUPPOSED to be the scary part of the movie. Instead we get a girl trying to act scary. And your third point is exactly my point!

[@sheetalprakash9827]

Hvaddafuck4 Well it’s a criticism cause this movie has a predictable and generic plot which I have seen in hundred other movies so I feel bored cause it’s the exact same premise as almost every other horror movie. If it’s a remake then at least I know the movie will be the same as the original but this movie was supposed to be original but is the exact same movie as 70% of other horror movies. And I would have been fine if the execution was good but the movie’s execution sucked also and I was bored out of my mind. I wish horror movies were creative like Get Out,A Quiet Place and Hereditary.

[@PhantasmostheData]

okay we need a Whoopi Golberg to play the nun in training in The Nun parody

[@sgillman16]

Sister Act 3: Scared out of the Habit

[@StayHydratedGaming]

The advertising for this movie killed it for me, it reminded me of the ads you get for mobile games that are like “don’t play this at work.” I wouldn’t think reverse psychology works well in either scenario but since they keep using it it must.

[@yitlerxyeezus]

Wich mobile game says "don't play this at work"

[@Mankepanke]

I've seen them too. I cringe and skip the YT ad and never pay attention to their names because I don't want that trash living rent-free in my brain. I turned off ad personalization on KZbin, so that might be related to why I get them sometimes. I also get some Minecraft channels in a language I don't speak, which is also very cringe.

[@mcwotguy6918]

Adblock FTW, just enable it on pages you want to support and not the ones who came up with the best clickbait title and have 80%Adds/20%Content

[@grammaticalrouge29]

@@yitlerxyeezus The porn ones.

[@desiraetaylor1936]

"mobile games"

[@clown-cult96]

The thing is I'm legit so pissed cuz Valak's design is awesome and a character that looks like THAT could be so much cooler and deserves a better movie.

[@meoooooooooooooooo]

so true!!!

[@BeeWaifu]

I guess you could say that the watchers were...NUN TOO PLEASED.

[@nejlaakyuz4025]

Bee Waifu puts sunglasses on YEAHHHHHHH!

[@JamalUddin-zl2vs]

GOT EM 😎😎😎

[@pwareham61]

Groan

[@rosemarywilliams9969]

😂l love bad joke's...thank you for that💋

[@itszig_]

drops mic

[@AceOfClubsHUN]

I agree that overexplanation kills the mystery. Also, this movie wasn't scary. Also, the idea of Western church members strolling around in communist Romania in the 50s is ridiculous (even more so with their French henchman... totally not a movie that was meant to take place in France but got moved to Romania for budget cut) I somehow still enjoy this movie. I know, it's weird, but bear with me: The movie looks like an homage to the old Hammer gothic horror films to me. The setting, the characters, even the surreal effects with blood and makeup that looks anything but real. I felt like I was watching something related to Hammer's version of Dracula, Frankenstein, The Curse of the Werewolf or The Plague of The Zombies. And if you know these movies, you know that many of them are not exactly per se good movies, but have a distinct atmosphere to them. Call it an acquired taste. Watching The Nun through this layer got me entertained throughout the movie.

[@MegaCrocosaurus92]

That's what I thought too. All the fog, cemetery scenery and religious aesthetic has that Hammer touch. If only they played into that more instead of weaponizing Christ's blood haha

[@fenixrepo2520]

Have you heard the new sex position? Its called "The Nun" Ive been doing "The none" for ages

[@rayir.1382]

Underrated comment

[@icewallowcome-orlly4494]

Bravo.

[@Local_commentor]

@@rayir.1382 no pussy for ages

[@sebastiansandoval4861]

@ghost_. ly ... my boys its the *N U N*

[@austincollins6389]

I feel like the nun is just Marlyn Mason

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

😂

[@MountSilky252]

You're right o.o

[@SpeaksYourNames]

Fuckin hell, you mean "Marilyn Manson"..

[@ВасилийПупкин-ж8и]

Well he´s got to apply his fetishes to somethng.

[@spencexxx]

I feel like you're 40

[@SIR_ALEX_FERGUSON]

THIS HAS THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST IN IT

[@Dear1Stupit1Dog]

That was also in TFTC Demon Knight, and that movie was supposed to be a comedy

[@dearhazel.3710]

Yes.

[@nealheadley50]

It ends just like it too

[@ender2034]

yay, wine

[@lisandrofalcoff4630]

Chernobyl series does a much better job at horror and creating tension than all modern horror movies combined. They also do a great job of seamessly explaining how a nuclear reactor works without treating the spectators as absolute morons.

[@serpentj408]

Everyone like this comment if he should do a review on Hereditary

[@cordzfx]

I loved this comment...does that mean i'm doing a review of Hereditary?

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

Trailer: it's so scary we can only show you this picture SCP Monster: Pffff amateurs

[@kybercat7]

SCP####: Its memeitic therefore you cant even see its image without being attacked in some way. All researchers are to have there memory wiped after each 48 hour period. No personnel is to take any picture of any loved ones into the work area with the exception of pets. the SCP is to be kept in a standard containment cell with the walls totally covered by pictures, the more famous the picture the better the containment. there i just made a better movie monster than the Nun and i never even told you what it is, hire me Hollywood!

[@broskydoodle6697]

Glad to see another man of culture in the comments

[@tristenpettyjohn]

Ah I see you are a man of cultural as well.

[@eurekanine]

You know done correctly The Foundation would make for great horror (and sometimes comedy) movies. Hell could do an entire movie around the concept of Containment Breach.

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

@@eurekanine I mean there are so many people out there already who have made these amazing SCP fan made trailers. All we need is one oginized group and some kind of income.

[@MrRugbyloosehead]

Next up "NUNZ IN SPACE!!!! oooh scary!!

[@ronnie8330]

Ngl I'd watch that

[@eviltigz]

I fap to that.

[@infinitesimotel]

That would be the prequel of the prequel that was a pre-prequel of the sequel in a semi parallel universe that also is the newest installment as a backstory to another prequel.

[@kevinbutler7619]

LMFAO, look it's da nun. You have a new subscriber.

[@kayagrace2482]

"Demons r us," I can't stop laughing at that.

[@raylathemoonshadowelfassas1052]

Doomguy would like to know the location

[@honacu7028]

Yea jump scares may scare you when it happens, but it doesn’t put anything in your head after you leave the theater. Good horror movies haunt you for days, great ones haunt you like for a full month, and those don’t abuse jump scares

There are different sub-genres of horror: psychological horror, fun horror, horror comedy, action-horror...No need to dis one sub-genre just because you don't enjoy it. The Conjuring movies (though I'm not a fan, personally) are meant to be group-experience fun movies to release built up tension, have some harmless scares, and laugh with your friends. Nothing wrong with that.

[@spaghettiioassassin8151]

Nam Cường Hoàng go ahead and names some go these oh so good horror movies without jumpscares? Oh that’s right, there are nun

[@honacu7028]

I said those don’t ABUSE jump scares, not don’t USE jump scares, and yes, literally all the japanese horrors in the 90s-early 2000

[@slingshotmcoy]

You could do it for cheaper though by sitting in a dark room for an hour and having a sneaky friend blow an airhorn in your ear at random intervals.

[@GagasAlGhazali]

like hereditary

[@Kitzkah]

It's the darkest chapter because the movie is so goddamn dark you can't see a thing

[@groningen9670]

You know, using that deep, gravelly voice in trailers makes it hard to take a film seriously.

[@cartersmith971]

"The biggest movie of the summer"

[@edwardzero9275]

“Do NOT. Watch. This. Movie”

[@luiginastro8831]

IN A WORLD...

[@Tyler_W]

It's not even his fault. His voice has just been overused, and you can tell exactly what kind of movies you're dealing with when you hear the narration.

[@prodbyxanderjohan]

problem with modern horror? They make it scary enough so most of the audience can watch it, including kids.. If they make a horror movie properly scary, nobody will watch it - meaning NO business..

[@grammaticalrouge29]

I remember still when I was nothing more than a little chap in his shorts/shirt combo for pijamas watching Alien for the first time, pulling my head under the bed covers every time the xeno made the slightly suggestion of poppin' on screen. Then I took a liking to the Alien comics and I had the feeling behind every door there was one of these ugly mofos ready to rip my young face off. Time went one and the chap wizen up but still enjoyed that dread like feeling from time to time. This little story I wrote is to say I believe true horror may still be enjoyed by some but in no way as many as the ones that enjoy the horror-lite version. I dunno if hollywood makes its movies under the supervision of focus groups or simply follows the idiology of "make it sell", but it is true that a movie its made to be seen and money its the fuel that keep the wheel spinning. Making a film that will be repudiated, put off theaters, and then seek out just by those few who enjoy it its in no way profitable. Can't blame them for playing safe. Its a busisness (I think I butchered the word) after all. Though "Modern Horror" feels at best in my opinion as exploitation-lite without what makes exploitation films fun to watch.

[@benthescientist]

You are 100% correct. David Firth has a video in which he laments this problem. I wish he would make a horror movie

[@usernamesareforidiot]

I feel like they said something similar about Dark Souls, and I don't buy it.

[@hanonondricek411]

Hopefully, _Hereditary_ has opened some eyes - while it's not a perfect movie, it's got its foot firmly in the stream of "horror, not jumpscares". James Wan figured out how to do them really well and everyone's currently trying to ape that success. I think if movies can limit themselves to _one_ really well-earned and well-timed jumpscare, that would make them much more memorable and less "cheap". I think _Saw_ only did it the one time with the camera flashes and the pig mask attacking out of the darkness.

[@beneales]

In my screening of The Nun, there was a baby, and there was still more laughter than fear in the cinema.

[@nando1881]

Best jump scare for me was in Exorcist 3, the hospital one. My God I almost jump to the freaking roof with that one xD

[@monmonstartv5159]

It's known by many as one of the only good jumpscares ever

[@dearhazel.3710]

I’m sorry but I love the way you said that.

[@SatoshiKong]

Yeah, that one is great because the visual composition actually leaves you with a strong, unsettling feeling even after the initial shock fades. The image itself is creepy enough to where you can't just shake it off and move along like you would with the average jumpscare. Another good example of that is the scene in The Shining where Jack murders Halloran.

[@BeanBeanMcBean3000]

The Nun was so unbelievably BORING. Edit: tbh it was pretty scary when I was thinking about it at night lol

[@narredont]

Lmaooo

[@piletpig124]

Hdchch Chcjc so many times I almost feel asleep cause it was boring but at night it’s kinda scary but not that much

[@officert5147]

Eh, that's just ya lizard brain 😁 lizard brain doesn't get a say in movie quality

[@LeDomge]

I think using a toilet in your dream is more scary

[@jaimenunez2139]

_ANCIENT ASTRONAUT THEORIST_ there was a porno parody of it

[@jack_k2136]

Sadly my rule for seeing a movie is this, especially 'scary' movies: I assume they are putting the best parts of the movie into the trailer to get my attention. If I can guess the entire movie from that commercial then wait for the bargain bin or cable + 'the more its hyped' with phrases like 'the darkest... the scariest... the most gruesome... most diabolical' then I know it's going to be an 'OVERRATED' sh*t show.

[@rall172]

Yeah that's exactly what they did. When I watched Conjuring 2, the nun (Valak) actually got me pretty scared. But this movie ruined it. Now it's just basically a jumpscare monster. And putting Valak aside, the script of this movie is a fuckin joke. I can't believe they've done this....

[@fallapi]

I agree. 'It chapter 1' was pretty good, but every jumpscare was in the trailer or designed for the trailers

[@Wyaldisthebestapostle]

Look I'm a Christian and when they said about the blood of christ I became skeptic to how exactly they got it if I'm honest lol

[@church8298]

But everything else seems perfectly reasonable?

[@Wyaldisthebestapostle]

@@church8298 no I didn't say that I was just making a comment on a certain part of the movie I wasn't doing a review

[@church8298]

@@Wyaldisthebestapostle Mmmhmm.

[@natan9065]

You know some real churches claim to have the blood of Christ? Or bones of long dead saints, teeth of martyrs etc. It's kinda not even ridiculous in the film, it's just ridiculous in real life and they use it because it's cliché

[@FernandezAndrewAnun]

The blood of christ is real. Google it. Few churches in the world have it.

[@Caleb-qn6nm]

Why did that Ghostbusters intro work so well. I think you’re on to something!

[@krassergamerLP]

The jump scares were so obvious they were coming I was counting down the seconds till the jumpscare because I was so bored in the cinema

[@bb-remy]

yeah too many horror movies nowadays rely on them i can never find a good modern horror movie that doesn't overuse them

[@XxdinchxX]

Jump scares release all the fucking tension to the point your never scared. I hate them

[@WarDaddy_21]

Not lying or exaggerating, but I actually fell asleep a few times. My friend had to wake me up a few times. I'll admit, I was tired from work, but I've never been to see a film that has made me fall asleep lol.

[@RedRogue]

The only reason those damn jump scares even got me was because I went to see it with my mom (she's my horror movie buddy) and I guess it's been so long that she wasn't desensitized to them anymore because she fucking flipped everytime.

[@mushroom7451]

The only fun I had in the cinema was my friend jumping out of her seat at every jump scare, at least at the first half of the movie. Too bad they were so repetitive that after the other half she was just sitting in her seat being like “3 2 1 a n o t h e r jumpscare”

[@calimango7926]

What I get is that nowadays you either get a visual experience or a psychological experience in horror movies. The Nun was purely visual, but psychologically empty. Which made it good, in a cash-grab built on nostalgia sort of way....something you would see on a first date with an extt large coke and popcorn....but not really something that would test you mentally, as a well-crafted horror would.

[@reynam2576]

You took the words out of my mouth👍

[@TimSlee1]

She looks like granny from that mobile horror game.

[@lilsupreme8927]

That game is more scarier then the fucking movie

[@TimSlee1]

True that.

[@404lifenotfound7]

What are you talking about?

[@snood4743]

Look what up? "That horror mobile game with a granny"...?

[@fogdragon23]

@@snood4743 It's called Granny. So yes. lol

[@Dazumu]

The nun turned into Itachi Uchiha and mastered all Gen Jutsu.

[@amspook]

I knew it. Itachi miss an Uchiha.

[@Dazumu]

@@amspook Also explains the crows

[@amspook]

@@Dazumu If only the nun breathe fire...

[@spooky4223]

@@Dazumu and that chair the nun was sitting to

[@Dazumu]

@@amspookThe nun is a demon and most demons have been described and depected as these horned creatures with "Fire Breath".

[@alansmithee419]

4:55 You clearly put more effort into this film than the makers did.

[@Guitarchitect85]

The curse of la llarona is the new nun.

[@ladyinred3554]

A waste of 28 dollars

[@elizabethbostick7119]

nakey baha you spent 28 dollars for a movie ticket?

[@ladyinred3554]

@@elizabethbostick7119 for two people

[@elizabethbostick7119]

nakey baha I cant imagine spending $14 for a ticket

[@ladyinred3554]

@@elizabethbostick7119 thats how it is here in south florida. Now i just either wait till its online or go sometimes to the theater. The drive in is much cheaper

[@tomtheman2155]

I really don't understand hollywood's obsession with the upside down cross. That's not the sign of Satan, it's Saint Peter's Cross

[@benbauer1257]

Because Hollywood hates Christ and tries to pervert things and make us fear him.

[@mutably]

Brennan **WHEEEEZE**

[@Xbman123457X]

Upside down crosses are a symbol used by satanists, even though you are correct in that it is also Saint Peter's cross.

[@minuminu174]

Derek McCumber Correction: swastikas were prevalent in india and some parts of asia, not north america

[@smellslikepork1767]

Also correction, the Nazis tilted the original swastika a bit.

[@Dinotomon]

Me and my friend missed the movie in theatres so we waited with great anticipation for the bluray to show up so we can watch it properly. In the meantime, we saw people constantly praising it and even dressing as the nun for Holloween. And then we saw it and it was terrible. I don't remember a single scary scene.

[@monmonstartv5159]

"DO NOT... SEE THIS MOVIE..." I died

[@TheWhiteGuyWhoIs72PrcBlack]

atleast the overused narrator warned us

[@hellothere2138]

Go see the bee movie instead

[@Utilitarian101]

The vast majority of horrors are crap and riddled with cheap jumpscares that leave no lasting impact. However, The VVitch and Hereditary are definitely worth checking out. Both are very different, but both left me very disturbed and excited to learn and read more after my initial viewings.

[@lucasgill7819]

Rob Fehily agreed. Babadook was pretty unnerving too

[@Utilitarian101]

@@lucasgill7819 Absolutely. BabaDook was fantastic.

[@Ama40401]

The Dominion documentary is pretty terrifying

[@bigjorge863]

Thank you! The witch and hereditary were bad ass movies!

[@bigjorge863]

@@Ama40401 ima check that out

[@bloodrunsclear]

'In the Conjuring Universe' That basically conditioned me to avoid EVERY Conjuring film. I am sick to death of 'cinematic universes' being used to excuse dead-end plotless prequels/sequels. Also...'the Conjuring UNIVERSE'? I figured it was OUR universe it was set in supposedly....

[@MsRabblerouser]

I know right, isn't that the point of using real people (the Warrens) and supposedly real hauntings? So it's set in the real world?

[@antiscapemusic4942]

this right here, its why im pretty much not a fan of most "insert succesful movie name"-universe films. take for instance the avengers.... its an excuse for badly written plot holes

[@Alucard2091]

The Endgame of Conjuring Universe since you know Ghost busters

[@thatoneguy7495]

@@antiscapemusic4942 avengers atleast had the fact it was fun and entertaining going for it

[@bryanneideffer3969]

bloodrunsclear what's so bad about Annabelle it hadn't a halfway decent story eh?

[@efaiith]

Tbh, I saw the trailer for The Nun and I was laughing my ass off. It looks hilarious

[@queenalex7827]

😭😭😭😭😭😭 ‘’the scariest yet’’

[@rasmusmadsen5898]

Henry Cavills cgi mustache removal was more disturbing than this film. A lot of people will probably disagree with me on this, but wouldn’t it be kinda cool to have a film in this universe that’s not based on any supernatural events? A slasher or something, I would love to see that.

[@BuDDaHStefaN]

But this universe is based heavily on demons, possession and the supernatural. I don't think a slasher would fit in there when it's "just" a psychopath that is killing of youngsters at a camp or a town.

[@rasmusmadsen5898]

I know, but what if those murders lead to some kind of haunting?

[@BuDDaHStefaN]

@@rasmusmadsen5898 oh... Right! Awesome idea! A psycho becoming a demon after they killed him.

[@rasmusmadsen5898]

@@BuDDaHStefaN exactly

[@BuDDaHStefaN]

@@rasmusmadsen5898 awesome! I gotta admit that the conjuring universe is cool. I enjoyed every movie so far. Conjuring 1 and 2 were cool. Some very iconic scenes in there. Conjuring 2 with the nun and the crooked man were scary. They entertain me a lot. James Wan created something special. The nun's success proves that they are on the right track. The movies are diverse but all connected to each other. I curious what's next...

[@guicaldo7164]

Horror movies, what about you try NOT to explain the monster for once? Ever heard of the trope Nothing Is Scarier? If you tell us everything about the monster, it stops being scary. Take It Follows. We never learn anything about the monster except the rules relevant to the plot. That makes it so much creepier.

[@santinerino624]

i agree. A humans fantasy is honestly the most scary thing, because we think about the most fucked up things the monster could do or be like. The only challenge with that is, that you have to keep the audience interested. A lot of people probably would just turn off the movie if not much is happening

[@guicaldo7164]

@@santinerino624 Which is why it's so hard to pull off well, too. It can easily be boring. Filmmaking in general is about finding _just_ the right balance between two extremes in order to make it work. That's why so many films fail, even with professionals involved: They're insanely hard to get right.

[@dajion13]

Sounds good in theory but it's not really foolproof. Arachnophobia is still a great example of horror despite having the nature of the monster be understood very early on. Whereas Slenderman is shrouded in mystery the entire time and never lives up to the premise

[@guicaldo7164]

@@dajion13 Hardly any concept is foolproof, sadly. Anything can be screwed up by a bad filmmaker.

[@gubbins3356]

We never learn anything about the nun either... they fed us some half-assed "story" that really had nothing to do with where it came from or its origins. I WANTED to learn about it but they sucked all of the scare out while still managing to give us nothing. I wish I could make bank at doing such a shitty job. Jealous.

[@jeremythompson3859]

oh my god bois. it's the nun 😂😂😂😂😂👌

[@hitthegoat]

It looks scary therefore I’m scared

[@abril8332]

Dude,I tend to get scared when I’m watching a horror film with people and went to see this movie with my boyfriend (because we could laugh with how scared I would get) but the WHOLE ROOM LAUGHED WITH THIS MOVIE. WE LEGIT LAUGHED OUR ASSES OFF WHEN THE NUN TURNED INTO A MOTORBOAT

[@irstalina]

"The script is just an excuse for things to happen" :'D :'D

[@heidibarker9550]

Another reason I hated this movie was the use of comedy. Not only was it forced, but the religious horror genre is very restrictive in its use of comedy (in my opinion). If you're going to have a comic relief scene/character, timing is very important. The conjuring movies managed to place it well, but 'the Nun' definitely doesn't. Slasher and teen horror movies are places for comedy not religious horror.

[@Youyou__.]

Yes! Like the scene where the "French Canadian dude" is being choked by the nun and she calls him a French Man, and he says "I'm French Canadian" and throws her off. That part was so cringey, first of all no one cares if you're French Canadian lmao, and second, that was the absolute worst part to add a "funny" line. It wasn't fitting at all lmao

[@maximeteppe7627]

how is it religious horror? Oh right, fucking crosses everywhere...I almost forgot it as supposed to be religious horror because the movie had nothing interesting to say about faith or religion whatsoever. :)

[@AndreiSelescu]

I actually liked the part where he grabs a cross with him after the encounter in the night, I don't think it actually belongs in the movie but imo that actually was kinda funny

[@indigoxalis]

"It's the blood of christ." "Holy shit" "The holiest." ... Not gonna lie, I laughed at that. It was really unexpected.

[@look-outluke2556]

Heidi Barker That’s exactly why I wasn’t scared at this movie at all, Frenchy was a literal walking punch line, everything he said was a joke and every scene he’s in he makes a joke, I thought I was watching a horror movie not a comedy, in all honesty the nun was very boring and not scary at all.

[@johanhassel9633]

I loved the scenes where a guy in the theatre narrates the shit, great job my dude!

[@Nekonik101]

Everything you said in this video is 💯! Hollywood is ruining the horror genre and it makes me sad. I go see every horror movie that comes just hoping I see a good one.

[@HeyGun7777]

One word about modern horror films *J U M P S C A R E S*

[@blackjetski555]

And darkness. Lots and lots and lots of darkness where you can't see what's going on.