THE Conjuring: THE Devil made me do it - THE Dumbest Chapter

[@Elfrunner]

It should be called The Conjuring: They Made the Devil Do It, because in a rare twist, the studio actually got him to sell his soul to them.

[@CannaToker420]

Hahaha good shit

[@chikipichi5280]

The Money Made Me Do It

[@pdzombie1906]

Warner made me do it?

[@Gmthekiller]

@@pdzombie1906 snyder made warner do it🤣

[@pdzombie1906]

@@Gmthekiller Snyder made fans make Warner do it...

[@myautobiographyafanfic1413]

I remember when witch lady died and all I could think was "did the Warren's straight up kill someone and blame a demon?"

[@dinolover]

Oh yeah they did lol

[@thatlemonadeguy6742]

The witch wasn't real on the case.

[@mitsume_slay]

Witches are bad

[@myautobiographyafanfic1413]

@@mitsume_slay As someone who's dated one, I can confirm that witches are bad af. Just not in the way you mean.

[@adamdavis1737]

Ed and Lorraine feel like they're just missing an old van and a dog to follow them around in this flick. Super mystery adventure squad

[@ariusscorpius7705]

The Chills impression got me. I was holding it all in but then... "nUmBeR oNe" and I died. Good shit man.

[@RC99_Productions]

13:10 That Chills reference gets me everytime

[@nexus3756]

had me rolling ngl

[@pwnshhhop51]

The accuracy of that Chills impression caught me off guard.

[@kyne2692]

Someone tells Cords that he can use the YT Shorts and Community Polls/Post features to boost his channel's viewership. TheSpiffingBrit proved it like 3ish months ago. Really don't want the growth to slow down. Much Love from South Africa 🙌🏻

[@Everik-ct6pg]

The title of this movie reminds me of comedy parodies like Dracula: Dead and loving it. It really makes this movie harder to take seriously.

[@TheTopTensGuy]

13:12 Chills impersonation is spot on lmfao

[@jayveasey]

😂😂😂😂

[@themoroseghost]

The chills reference 😂😂😂

[@kingbash6466]

Man, they really pulled a Godfather by having the third movie just be an absolute disappointment compared to the first two.

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Look. LOOK. Look how they massacred my boy.

[@gastererror2563]

Blade Trinity Terminator 3 Robocop 3 Alien 3 X-Men 3 So on and so forth

[@megaultradamn]

Lmao the first two weren't even good. They were competent rip-offs of classics.

[@hulkfan97]

@@gastererror2563 For everyone of those we get Bourne 3 The Lord of the Rings 3 Mission: Impossible 3 Before Midnight Die Hard 3

[@gastererror2563]

@@hulkfan97 Don't crucify me, but I haven't watched any of those movies.

[@Videogamefanmax]

The conjuring franchise is dead, let’s just accept how new line cinema is fucking it up royally and let it die here.

[@CinematicDependency]

“It sure does suck” -Wayne Campbell

[@clockztickin]

Party on

[@pdzombie1906]

It doesn't suck, it bleeeeewhs!!!!

[@whyarewealwaysyelling]

I love the chills impression you nailed his annoying voice

[@shazbort]

i couldn't stop laughing at that part. So Random yet amazing

[@duplicitousdoritos]

Mindless fans: Ed and Lorraine's love carries the movie. Me: Did you forget that this is a horror movie and not a romantic thriller.

[@Nightcrawler77]

Finally another video from James Cameron

[@Ssshyousounddumb]

@Herb Coswell omg really? James Cameron? No way. Hi James Cameron! Hey if you ever want to make a horror film.. Please hire me.. I can create the best story. I have one in mind.

[@razarryan2465]

In my theatre, people were laughing throughout most of the film. I feel like that was not the intended response. I feel like this movie was shit and James Wan is like the Atlas of horror franchises the way he carries them on his back (and the way they crumble when he leaves).

[@ShadowMan64572]

By "Atlus," are you referring to the game company? Because they make good games as far as I'm concerned.

[@razarryan2465]

@@ShadowMan64572 no

[@dimsumboy22]

@@ShadowMan64572 god this comment made me weep for this current generation. holy shit.

[@ShadowMan64572]

@@dimsumboy22 ?

[@dhwwiiexpert]

@@ShadowMan64572 Nope. In Greek mythology, Atlas is the Titan responsible for holding up the Celestial Heavens for eternity.

[@haizuru1]

Coming soon the next darkest chapter: _"The Conjuring 4 Revelations: The Devil Made Me and The Devil, Do It Again vs PREDATOR"_

[@CoryShirey]

the conjuring 5: the warrens go to hell to fight the Devil himself.

[@mooselaker1334]

This video gave me a much needed laugh after a rough day

[@PiperAtTheGatesOfYourMom]

At least X-Men Apocalypse had that “Sweet Dreams” scene. This movie has no saving grace

[@Zarastro54]

You perfectly encapsulated my main gripe with this movie in how it destroys my suspension of disbelief by introducing the legal aspect. It's one thing to adapt a scary story that happens behind closed doors where only witness testimony is available to go by. However, when you add in an actual criminal case where actual _evidence_ has to be provided in a *court of law,* it totally undermines the "based on a true story" element because there are actual legal records involved. Like, it would have been pretty noteworthy if the Warrens helped solve a missing person/murder case and also had to lead police to the house of a murdered man and his also dead witch daughter. Though it really jumped the shark when it had the big X-Men exorcism scene *in the middle of a prison* where multiple guards witnessed the exorcism that also apparently destroyed an entire wing of the prison. You can't try to ground your film in "reality," then pull such cartoonishly over the top stunts in an extremely public setting.

[@PaintSplashProductions]

Can I just say how insulting it is that this movie exists especially if you actually look up the original story. There was no demons or ghosts or whatever, it was a psychotic man who killed multiple people and when he got caught, like a coward, he blamed the devil instead of admitting it

[@brxndonjh6139]

Lol yes there was he was proven right he was possessed by a demon that’s why he only got 5 years for manslaughter

[@PaintSplashProductions]

@@brxndonjh6139 That's so stupid! The Warrens tricked the courts into believing it because they were famous and the American law system is dumb

[@brxndonjh6139]

@@PaintSplashProductions buddy I think you just don’t believe in the paranormal

[@PaintSplashProductions]

@@brxndonjh6139 In other "supernatural" Court scenes like the story of the priests killing that girl, they never used supernatural demon stuff because that's not proper evidence, there is no way of using that in law

[@spinosaurusstriker]

@@brxndonjh6139 because then it would be just normal, i mean really, in all these years wouldn't we have more cases like these? Curious that when we have more ways to capture this cases, the less they appear to happen. Because everything says it was just a pychotic episode, did he fly and spitted fire from the mouth or something?

[@lvly5357]

I remember someone said “The money made me do it” whyyyy did they ruin the series .

[@tablefilth2654]

From my research he only served 5 years for good behaviour, and in court they said it was in self defence. There was a family remember they removed from the film as he actively spoke out that the Warrens made the entire story up. Also, the Kennel owner who died was killed after interacting with the girlfriends younger cousin, due to something he did he caused an argument with Arne And the knife arne used wasn't on the floor due to circumstance, it was infact inside his pocket the entire time Arne served 5 years for straight up killing a guy

[@kaybee126]

I'm glad someone called out the fact that they made a mockery of that poor man's murder

[@171QA]

You did a better job at building suspense than the movie did.

[@ScotchBeard78]

Omg, your "10 Things You Might Have Missed" Voice was so spot-on I actually spit up some of my drink.

[@miguelzurita3216]

I cant remeber the name if the youtuber who he is impersonated, but it was spot on even in the word were pronounced

[@katkhan6049]

“10 things you missed in the conjuring” impression made me laugh so hard LOL

[@deletedwaffles]

The Exorcism of Emily Rose already did the whole demon courtroom drama BS and they did it better.

[@kamulecPL12]

Conjuring 3: The Money Made Me Do It

[@jehrnandez21]

As soon as I heard that the director was the same one from La Llorona, I was like "Well, f*ck this franchise then". I wonder if producers ever go like "Well, this guy's movies are not well received, let's look for someone else"

[@Yatukih_001]

As soon as I heard that the director was the same one from La Lorona, I wondered if it was actually La Lorona possessing the director to try to create a decent film. Of course it had to fail. Morale of the story is, if a director sucks, leave it up to the director to figure it out later on.

[@Theendman42]

I had a guy in my theater who (every time the bloated corpse spirit showed up) said “Oh hell nah.” So loud that the whole theater heard it. More entertaining than the movie honestly.

[@Zarastro54]

Is anyone else off put by Patrick Wilson still being & looking relatively young while also having to, pretty accurately, emulating the physicality of an older man who just had a heart attack who's supposed to be a decade older in this movie than when he was in the Conjuring 1?

[@TheSamuelCish]

I feel like they chose not to call it The Conjuring 3 on purpose. Just incase they can get James Wan to make an actual Conjuring 3

[@ashleyalexander2779]

The Chills impression was BRUTAL. I loved it

[@SuperSaiyanDungeonMaster]

I have a hard time believing that this channel doesn't have more views, given the quality of content you have to offer. It's insane. Keep it up. This channel is the best.

[@anubusx]

I agree.

[@shanethrelfall416]

Apparently the haunted bed is getting its own spin off franchise

[@ParrastaAsiaa]

Well we already have a movie about demonic sofa

[@B-licious619]

Genius!!

[@c00lreviews10]

Lazyboi?

[@ParrastaAsiaa]

@@c00lreviews10 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZmymouErNaDiZo

[@shanethrelfall416]

@@c00lreviews10 He could kill you but he really can’t be bothered

[@thatlemonadeguy6742]

Did they ever explain why the witch cursed everyone? I know the ritual required a child (the little brother), a lover (the girl in the woods) and the man of god (Ed), but why tho? What would she get? Maybe I just didn't pay enough attention but they never told us anything about the curse.

[@isitamoguel]

I was wondering the same thing

[@NootalieWalf]

12:06 wow I can’t believe you got Chills to do part of the video!

[@NootalieWalf]

@TestHD Induced woosh

[@sontinagchakraborty5088]

The conjuring:THE DEVIL IS NOT APART OF THE STORY

[@NothingIsKnown00]

When they have a universe where every movie has a haunting, maybe you can drop the whole “oh noooooo a ghooooost” thing. Take a step towards Ghost Busters or the anime show Trese. Hauntings are an accepted part of life. Now explore the deeper themes of death, tragedy, cruelty, evil, loneliness, revenge and perhaps even love.

[@anubusx]

Bleh.

[@Joezy11]

I’m a big lover of James Wan and the conjuring movies, but as soon as I saw Chaves would be directing, I knew it would be a disaster waiting to happen. Why would they let him direct after La Llorona?

[@fahadabdull1949]

The conjuring the Bleh make me do it

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

Conjuring Universe: BLEH! BLEH! You scared yet?! BLEH! Everyone: Dude just please sto- Conjuring: No. BLEH! *BLEEEEH!*

[@saltiney8578]

if by "everyone" you mean a small minority who dont think jump scares are fun or interesting, then yes everyone. The majority of retarded movie goers are perfectly fine with these movies and think they are good.

[@Ziomaletto]

Honestly, the only movie where jumpscares worked on me was Curse of Chucky. There were only few, but damn, they caught me off guard when they occured.

[@saltiney8578]

@@Ziomaletto Jump scares arent inherently a bad thing, but you have to earn them and make them actually surprising. Overused and with such obvious buildup every 20 minutes its bad.

[@Ziomaletto]

@@saltiney8578 That's why I mentioned Curse of Chucky, there's only like 2 or 3 jumpscares, and the movie relies more on atmosphere and build-up to be a successful entry in this a bit stale franchise.

[@RomanThaDroman]

13:06 That impression is spot tf on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ciaranbyrne6255]

i legit thought he clipped an actual video haha

[@erisi236]

the darkest chapter of the Tetris Universe

[@aestheticalrose4553]

I will say this: a lot of the dumb stuff that’s complained about is stuff from the actual book about the case, like the waterbed. Doesn’t mean it couldn’t have been executed better but yeah. Since the book’s not in print anymore it’s hard to find and read so I feel like this case isn’t as well known.

[@floraposteschild4184]

The book is full of the Warrens' B.S. about a real-life family. One of the Glatzel sons sued to prevent them reprinting it in the 2000s.

[@squeeps5765]

The worst part of it was just now Lorraine’s ability is just seen and used as some magic shoehorn power

[@NostalgikProductions]

CorderyFX and The Critical Drinker are just like 3 drinks away from becoming one another, and I can't wait to see it happen.

[@domscards]

I can't believe they thought that water bed scene would be scary. Water beds aren't even close to being a thing anymore, the whole reason aNoES4 did that scene was because many people had water beds and it could be scary thinking about it while you're laying in bed at night.

[@deraykrause4517]

Yeah but the movie took place in the 80s when they were still a thing. But I agree it's not scary. But then, none of these movies are.

[@ReleasetheKracko]

I assumed they did it because apparently there was a water bed in the house when the family moved in, and that’s the room that the little big first saw the ghost. But after this video I’m not sure if it was that or just a blatant rip-off of Nightmare on Elm St.

[@imsleepy6211]

I lost it at the list "things you missed in the film" I had to pause. Holy crap im so glad I got recommend to this channel. I haven't laughed this much in awhile. I'm glad I only watched the 2 conjurings and avoided them rest.

[@Gmthekiller]

The conjuring: the curse of third sequel being awful made me do it.

[@typhonviserys8288]

Your Chills impersonation gave me... what's it called? ... PTSD! That's it. That's what it's called.

[@Dancer10105]

Haha I love that he acted like “CHILLS” and his countdowns if you know his voice and how he talks you know who I am talking about lol this video is hilarious and I love it subscribing now! 🙌🏽💋🤗

[@MousePunk]

His Chills impression was amazing. Chills and Sir Spooks are two of the worst “hauntingly video youtubers ever.

[@beatsbyzif]

the chills reference😭😭😭😭

[@bearbbb12]

Long rant Something I can’t stand in the spin off movies which this movie did too is having the almighty unstoppable demon that not even the power of God can stop. Whether you believe in the power of God or not, the first two conjuring movies established that the demons are powerful (the movies have to add tension for our characters) but, something like the crucifix made the demon scream in fear because they are powerless in the face of God. In the first movie we see that the demon is preventing the mother from leaving the house because it knows that her encountering the priest is game over for the demon. In this movie though…the priest gets thrown back, the holy water does nothing, the priest in the prison shrivels back in fear with no amount of prayer working etc. The whole idea is that Ed and Lorraine needed to prove that something wasn’t a hoax so that the church could get involved and the troubles they faced was because they didn’t have someone like Priest there to help ward off the demon and completely get rid of it with the power of God.

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

It's true. They have to up the anty so they go "not even God can stop him" so it makes you think ok what can then. It's one of the worst contrivances you can do as an excuse to make another sequel

[@TheDiabolocraft]

That countdown of things you missed in the movie sounded like a depressed version of the top 10 hottest sonic characters

[@micheluz848]

He sounded like chills

[@TheZipperDragon]

You know what would've been a better ending? They get him off with 5 years, then, as they're taking him to jail, he gets a few more words with Ed, & just whispers 'thanks for getting me off...' then he gets escorted to his cell, implying that he was just a crazy murderer & the demon shit was all a fake out, but it doesn't directly say it, protecting against lawsui-I MEAN leaving some room for interpretation...You'd kinda have to rewrite most of the movie, but I think that ending would be better...Though I guess I am a bit biased...

[@gastererror2563]

As an isolated 1 off story I'd agree with you. As a sequel to a series of movies where the supernatural is always to blame, it would be really out of place.

[@L3GIQN]

Sounds like "Primal Fear"

[@youtubecensorwrongthink5914]

Like that movie with Ed Norton?

[@youtubecensorwrongthink5914]

@@L3GIQN haha that's the one!

[@TheZipperDragon]

@@L3GIQN Honestly never heard of it, but my brain went to the ending of Silence of the Lambs where hannibal is on the phone & gloating & thats just how my brain links ideas lol.

[@ghaith489]

Long story short it wasn't directed by James wan

[@brendanoriega9903]

There’s way too many plots and stories in this movie and the worst thing is that most of them are cliff hangers and we never come back to see them

[@ZombieFarmboy666]

Oh my god, that Top 10 Things voice was spot on! lmao!

[@well-dressed-bird]

That chills impression was top notch. That earned you a sub.

[@damienthorn1849]

I can't believe I watched this movie almost to the end. I woke up after the credits were over and the buzzing noise started blasting through the tv

[@Wolfparadox]

With the real life Perron family case the family told the Warrens to leave as they made the "haunting" worse both in religious provocation and they wanted any and all book/movie rights to what was going on

[@TheAudraReins]

Lemme just say this...the witch craft was MESSY af. No one conjurs a demon for fun. Period.

[@saltiney8578]

nobody conjures a demon at all. period.

[@pbyn153]

We have the darkest, now the dumbest. Oh boy, Cords. This is gonna be good. Edit: Man, your impressions and voices are amazing and funny as always. Also, man, James Wan shoulda directed this film - a big shame.

[@OPornogeros]

You're the best at shitting on modern horror movies You're doing gods work my dude

[@bijikedelai]

This franchise has become the FF of horror movies

[@direktive4]

any good film that dramatizes real events/people doesn't resort to the 'based on true events' marketing gimmick

[@mrmcpopcorn9159]

The next movie better be The Conjuring The Devil Wears Prada 🖐🙄

[@anubusx]

lol Demonic fashion designers.

[@mrmcpopcorn9159]

@@anubusx yaaasss

[@choerryline]

This movie just felt like a long pg-13 scooby doo episode. Also, I understand they included the weird voodoo lady to explore the disciples of the ram, but they still stayed in the surface of that, while making the movie entirely too convoluted to make any sense at all.

[@yancy2015]

Holy shit the Top15 roast was flawless

[@RyanPente.]

three words to describe this movie BLEH BLEH BLEH!!!

[@PatTheBatmanFan]

I’m giggling in anticipation of watching this later with my wife, who loves the Conjuring movies. I’m a pretty crap husband to be honest.

[@madeulook5872]

Damn

[@henktrouw4437]

King

[@rainbowphoenix1363]

I'm so very uncomfortable with the idea of sensationalizing this case not only to fully be like "this murderer was innocent!" but also basically making it a totally different movie that jumps from this very real murder case. It feels just, so icky to me

[@PongoXBongo]

The 4th Conjuring movie should just be a scathing exposè on the Warrens.

[@julien417]

Can't wait for Conjuring Endgame

[@anubusx]

Warrens Assemble!!!!

[@MyFantapants]

That impression voice was spot on 😂 His voice annoys me so much. These types of films have been overdone now too many jumpscares

[@bgcm1995]

I wasn't scared of it but to be honest this felt like an action film and I'm for it lmao

[@Ricki_47]

13:02 chills parody LMAO

[@Groves180]

I thought it was disturbing they victimized a real life murderer. And the spooky guy runs at me fast jump scares are taboo and laughable at this point

[@brandonlamb216]

Bleh, bleh...had me dying man.ove your videos. Cold, rainy day here in the northeast, figured it b a great day to binge watch. Absolutely love your reviews, always gets me laughing. Love the channel, thanks man!!!

[@Gemini-js8zr]

13:05 🤣 you SOB! I use to watch that guys channel all the time. Spot on impression!

[@scottgifford8886]

Lol. Number 1. monotone voice.

[@chrisevan1097]

Dude why do so many you tubers talk like that!? I couldn’t listen to that channel. It made me wanna hit myself in the face with a hammer.

[@Gemini-js8zr]

@@chrisevan1097 lol.

[@austinmj64]

10 things you didn't know about the Earthhhh. Number 1: The Earth has trees

[@GingerZombie29]

I knew it was doomed when they changed writers and director.

[@M4ii0r]

The heart attack seemed like an lazy out for most plots...

[@snowroaches]

My favorite commentary is the off-hand comments, like "demon blue tooth"

[@JuanGarcia-fr7gl]

Even more bad news The Nun 2 is being directed by Micheal Chaves, so I don’t think it’s gonna be that good, I swear ever since the first Annabelle was made, no other director except James Wan should’ve been allowed to direct any more Conjuring universe films.

[@raoulduke344]

When I heard it was a demon-possession case of murder, I thought it was going to be about Michael Taylor, in the UK. That would've made a far better story.

[@winstonsmith7545]

Bro, your Chills impression is amazing

[@chj2]

He should do a whole video like that, LOL!!

[@Grogeous_Maximus]

This channel just keeps improving. All this video needed was an Aehrnold impression.

[@jordanpeakofficial]

Hearing the premise of the film i was expecting something similar to ‘the exorcism of emily rose’ which i really enjoyed but in the conjuring franchise / world however sadly we got just another weak, jump scare packed flick. Fingers crossed if they make another one James Wan is on directorial duty

[@JizzyF83]

A lot of these movies don’t care about telling a good story, they just slap in some jumpscares and let the consumer suckers give them money

[@hollowkos]

13:06 omg the accent killed me XD It's exactly how a couple of those "10 horror" things channels speak!!!! XD

[@coneshadeproductions4130]

He is specifically parodying Chills

[@hollowkos]

@@coneshadeproductions4130 AHA! He does indeed sound just like him XD

[@MousePunk]

Holy shit. First, I’ve been waiting for this video for a while and it was perfect. Second. Your chills impersonation was so spot on and caught me off guard that I laughed so hard, pop came out of my nose. Fucking love your channel.

[@floraposteschild4184]

One of the Glatzel sons is considering suing, the way he did (successfully) to keep the Warren's book about the case from being reprinted. I hope he sues the producers out of selling any more of this B.S. Can you imagine a movie like this being made about your own family: your brother's mental illness, and your sister's boyfriend committing murder, because of "demons"?

[@nickp3949]

You have to admit though, it is very weird how he only killed one person, never killed anyone ever again, and now lives happily with his wife. No mental illness

[@thatlemonadeguy6742]

@@nickp3949 He is talking about David, the little kid, who still to this day says he is possessed (he's clearly mentally ill). Also, not all killers are serial, the night Arne killed Bono they were both drunk and arguing.

[@luizfernandodonascimento3413]

A franchise killer. The road map to cliche horror movies of the current Era. Not once did I feel scared or surprised by the overtly announced incoming jump scares. My girlfriend usually scares easily and this movie made her feel just bored at best.

[@Avollo]

I knew something was off halfway through the conjuring 3, so I googled the director and low and behold the director of la Laronna which came as little surprise. I painfully finished the movie and was saddened that I didn’t feel connection to the film that I felt to the first 2 movies(they weren’t perfect, but they were damn good). Maybe my standards for cinema are to high and I should continue to pay the same amount of money for movies that are dropping in quality.

[@ReneAensland]

This one was so well made. Everything you put into this had so much effort. Thank you.

[@mariafamilo]

Please do more spooky collections and maybe mate do more BLEH from now on. Those are hysterical. We want more BLEH and you getting on things. I love u. I love how you say NNUUUEEEWO ITS EVERYTHING