The Off Season | The Tim Dillon Show

[@TimDillonShow]

MERCH: ▶▶ store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

[@TrueLimitness]

Life in the big city

[@Inspiriments888]

0.00125 seems legit.

[@Loyal_and_Fierce]

🤮👎

[@thegreatpotenza3034]

Its a knife fight out here Malibu California. Fuck hilarious! I want one. 🤣😂

[@wyattriney2977]

0.00125% hell yes

[@wow3950]

During these podcasts, Tim will suddenly break down crying and will start begging for help, but every time it happens Ben edits it out with an ad break. The sunglasses are to hide the tears. Ben is truly a sick and twisted person for what he’s doing to Tim.

[@BaldHeadedManc]

@@qcrew2938 you... you did laugh.. take your meds.

[@primalentity9824]

Oh my god, it would be funny if it wasn’t true.

[@thilde007]

Why would he cry though?

[@chandlermssteele]

He’s also taking most of the revenue from the merch drop

[@calebbean7749]

@@thilde007 well who wouldn't cry when the person you're paying a ton of money to constantly tries to undermine something you've put all your effort towards

[@bcvetkov8534]

If I knew this was the last episode with Ben I would've cherished it more. Tim please do everything you can to get him back. God love both of you.

[@charlesnorden4375]

Tim doesn't care because he's a true narcissist...not just an act. The Batgirl bonus episode made it all crystal clear.

[@daLukasMain]

He is weird and contributes nothing. Glad he's gone

[@naturalworm]

@@charlesnorden4375 yeah listening to that made me physically ill

[@Greaseman762]

@@charlesnorden4375it’s almost like he was a drug addict that also happens to be pathological liar who used to scam people for a living

[@IstariAzul777]

He’s busy working on important new projects tho

[@mike6572693]

Not only is Tim a leader in Fake Business, he is on the cutting edge of Fake Charity. What a great role model for the youth.

[@mrniceguystylehigh]

😂😂😂

[@valve_is_better294]

Good joke lmao

[@jZamora87]

fake charity? I think Brett Favre has him beat and Donald T. with his charity org.

[@jakec2229]

Can't wait for Professor Dillon's next segment to drop on Fake Tax Evasion and Sheltering

[@ryans.8814]

You think charities work for free?? Standard charity practice is to live comfortable while helping others. Living comfortable in this economy; Having a vacation house for each season with these interest rates? They're lucky to get that big of a cut to be honest

[@vikinginspace4881]

Tim’s philanthropy is truly incredible, he really is making the world a better place 😢

[@dfzsjklnhgdriluhdfgx]

Tim and Ben, for future, these designs are a bit garish. Something smaller/simpler would be better

[@benstark4629]

*fake philanthropy

[@evanmcdonald6091]

That’s right

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Jesus Christ , Mother Theresa, and Tim Dillon, top 3 greatest people ever

[@garrettk5395]

Seriously considered buying merch until I learned such a large percentage would be going to charity. Disappointment would be an understatement, Ben clearly is to blame for this preposterous idea.

[@paulallen-01]

Yeah, there’s absolutely no reason such ludicrous amounts of money going to homelessness

[@jaketrons4376]

It’s truly disgusting.

[@terpsmagerps3426]

it's just gonna towards more fent

[@blindthrall]

It's like Ben doesn't even want to solve the problem.

[@blindthrall]

@@Joerogan3331 What about a bigger pot?

[@LouieShowers]

Tim practicing and preaching "Food Neutrality" as a big orange yam, shows us that anything is possible with bravery. Also, Ben must stop the abuse, mocking and judgment of large children.

[@amgofficial7791]

😭baddum-bump😭

[@Gmacc187]

Bruh I vote this as #1 comment.

[@LouieShowers]

@@Gmacc187 You are appreciated!!! lol thank you!

[@MattXShaver]

I can’t believe how bad the merch is. And of course there’s no one to blame but Ben. Put him in the pot!

[@malooch]

To the pot!!! **Matt your channel is awesome I subbed.

[@msannthrope_2049]

😂😂😂😂

[@ergovisavis]

Ben hates the homeless

[@nickeq42]

"Put em in the pot" should of been merch.. truly

[@blindthrall]

@@ergovisavis He's not cool enough to have a correct idea.

[@AwokenEntertainment]

Tim & Ben's friendship will forever be legendary..

[@derrickd7214]

I hope that 5 dollars is coming strictly out of Ben’s inflated salary, Tim.

[@danthacreator]

This episode was so damn good when it dropped a month ago nobody walked away from it thinking it would be the end of an era :(

[@yourdogisbeautiful5845]

Here I was thinking Tim ACTUALLY wanted to end the homeless crisis by cooking them all in a big pot, only to find out he’s just throwing money at the situation hoping it’ll magically fix itself like everyone else. Major let down

[@blindthrall]

The 5 goes towards buying a bigger pot.

[@amgofficial7791]

😂

[@kimbonice]

I hear the dirt & bacteria brings a lot of flavor 😋

[@gavinbrando8255]

Soooo underrated

[@andybunn5780]

The hypocrisy

[@namesurname8725]

Can't believe this is the last episode of the Tim Dillon Show

[@jackhanson3333]

The Ben in silent but it’s not the tim Dillon show without him

[@jasonmoore7223]

Months later and still going strong. You gonna come back and admit you were wrong? Of course not. POS

[@DEMON-to5px]

So true!

[@DavidK2007]

If it weren't for Ben's disgusting vocabulary and abhorrent opinions, I would listen to this podcast with my grandmother and my young children.

[@houseofhas9355]

Ben wild's takes and ranting turns me off. Let Tim speak Damm BEN.

[@kawasaki977]

That’s hilarious

[@growupjoe]

agreed.

[@PSPodcastTroy]

Ben literally isn't on the show anymore. You've won, David.

[@benstark4629]

"The Ballad of the Fat Girl with a Clean Car" is a work of great art that will never be replaced

[@gregfidler]

If Elon Musk spent his net worth on Tim Dillon merch, that’s a whopping $1.5m towards homelessness. Thanks Tim 🙏🏻

[@BBDumfuk]

LA county would use that to make permanent tents lol

[@CornPop2]

He's doing God's work

[@sergiootero5904]

Let's get a petition going, requesting Musk, Buffett, Bezos, and Gates to buy all of Tim's merch so we can solve this homelessness problem!

[@Lethargiccharge]

Elon M. Plus Tim D. Equals you and me

[@____________AAAAAAA36]

@@BBDumfuk they’d get 12 tents up, max. And they’d be stolen by sundown.

[@brianl.7694]

I can't believe I can watch this for free. This is 1000x better than some high production Netflix show.

[@anthraxcrab2222]

Don’t give the game away scumbag

[@sharpe52312]

The great pumpkin is back to speak wisdom before the great month of October

[@jaynegaston55]

Underrated comment on this whole thing

[@ninetailedfox503]

Just remember the person you hate the most is yourself . Get help.

[@sharpe52312]

@@ninetailedfox503 Good thing I called better help like the great pumpkin told me to!

[@catnipcommander6554]

@@sharpe52312 too funny😊

[@Justin-mz4qr]

He needs to keep wearing a orange hoodie until October’s over.

[@macabre101]

R.I.P Ben Avery.. you've been a big part of my life for so many years.

[@michaelthives718]

“RENT FIRST” had tears coming down my face

[@NickNack229]

"que" 😂

[@businessbuilder92]

@@NickNack229 que quilled me lmfao 😭

[@Mark-dq5qf]

The fact that Tim Dillon isn’t wearing a cape just shows that he is so damn humble.

[@bhowlerr]

Tim's satire delivered like serious Rush Limbaugh is simply the most entertaining shit

[@ProdigalPygmy]

Nothing funnier, which speaks to our current situation lol

[@blindthrall]

He's like a Rush Limbaugh that's honest about gobbling cock.

[@kylew.9840]

Well said. Yes it is!

[@jaynegaston55]

Somebody get Tim a gold microphone NOW

[@BirbalBonifaceMusoba]

"Here's a thought, rent first" Even Tim broke character it was so funny 🤣

[@vanivari359]

you can see how he starts to smile when he get's the idea. Brilliant guy.

[@Relikson]

Tim is the most important Comedian on the planet right now. Real comedy is tragic truth that you can still laugh at. Thanks Tim.

[@liamgallagherrr]

well put

[@jugo1944]

Shut up

[@michaelhall5429]

Calling a comedian important is like calling food neutral.

[@operationb.e.n6480]

This show will not be the same without Ben, he was the perfect opposite to Tim

[@BumpyHumpyDumpy]

I don’t know how anyone can listen to Tim after he denigrated Ben for potentially offending someone…with an inside joke. Being offended on behalf of someone else and chastising someone without talking to that person? Tim is lame.

[@CarlosGarcia-nt4wf]

@@BumpyHumpyDumpy tim has done way worse yet wants to shame Ben for that inside joke 🤦🏾‍♂️ Timmy power tripping, gay

[@Stbuster31]

He's a menace

[@tahir7883]

Sad realising this is last pod with tim

[@eblatz80]

@@tahir7883 yeah…hadn’t listened, but feel like I need too

[@thomasjorennielsen]

Only Tim dillon can get away with opening with Cold play and not have any copyright strikes 😂

[@daLukasMain]

Where's The Pumpkinator at? I've been waiting for my FREE podcast for days. I deserve it. Come on, work piggy. Love you Tim.

[@bradlfsh]

It's amazing all Tim does for the LA homeless. I mean he's already started construction on several large boiling pots. As a friendly euthunasia alternative. It's incredible

[@CinemaBizarreBabe96]

The fact that there is no merch with "yes or yes" or "life in the big city" is absolutely criminal

[@Sabodable]

There was a Life in the Big City shirt like 3 years ago. You missed it.

[@CinemaBizarreBabe96]

@@Sabodable just started listening to tim unfortunately :(

[@Topdown75]

In these trying times it is a breath of fresh air to see a young fake business entrepreneur thriving.

[@Life_of_Matthew]

Ben's laugh is everything to me

[@greg9088]

Ben looks real uncomfortable when Tim says they aren’t heartless monsters.

[@connorburrus6069]

😂

[@tawnycatudal6433]

I'm going to miss Ben's heart and soul and laughter... Feels like Mom and Dad just broke up I'm so nervous for next weeks episode. I'm gonna resent the new step-producer by default just like a desperate step-mom tryna win our affection💔😢😔

[@adamlowe8677]

I got a pair of used panties and a 3D printed handgun in my box of awesome! Thanks Tim!

[@tech1238]

I got a bottle of vodka and a tube of lube in mine

[@fredocuomo5386]

they sent me a cheese pizza and a shelf named laura

[@kristinradams7109]

@@fredocuomo5386 Was her last name Palmer?

[@jacobhaqq7288]

R.I.P. Ben.

[@GlockXx19x]

This is literally my first time watching Tim Dillons podcast. What a great show. I will definitely be subscribing!! Also get rid of Ben. What does he do?

[@ShatterNWO]

Ben is a top ranking member of a cult from West Texas. My best guess is this is a money laundering operation for the cult. Welcome to the pod.

[@sergiootero5904]

You only ever see one of Ben's hands at a time because he's pointing a gun at Tim under the table. Ben is and has been holding Tim hostage and forcing him to do these shows. He beats Tim too, that's why he's always wearing sunglasses. To hide the black eyes.

[@blindthrall]

@@sergiootero5904 That hands not on a gun...

[@ohthaterin]

@@blindthrall lol

[@sergiootero5904]

@@blindthrall 🤣🤣🤣

[@brandoncranford3126]

No episode tonight? Legendary move

[@larryw5533]

Hopefully Tim's solution to the homeless problem is the "final solution".

[@connorburrus6069]

That was good 😂

[@blindthrall]

Remember there are no solutions. The pot is the final compromise.

[@TheJpwzrd]

😂

[@pault6347]

Ohhhhh dude the Pol Pot now THAT'S the forward thinking we need

[@crisstryna_mma1622]

I'm sure I've heard of this 'final solution' somewhere before.

[@darbyohara]

This is one of the best episodes. Tim actually broken out in laughter at his own jokes lol

[@spunkybrewster1972]

Look at Ben, smirking with contempt for his fellow man. The man is sick. Tim is in danger.

[@james8zaq]

He needs to be stopped

[@dzingunyte]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jm2437]

Who would of thought that this would be the last time we'd see such a crucial character. Can't wait to see what comes next in the storyline.

[@lesliecain5051]

Tim, Ben you guys are lovely. As a heterosexual, 35 year old, slightly overweight, centrists, childless cat-lady..it's refreshing to have a voice like yours. Seriously I love what you guys are doing.

[@raunchdressing2204]

are you single?

[@NastyCustoms5150]

Cats are cool.

[@chigbungus5257]

@@raunchdressing2204 Jesus dude

[@jakeclouts3626]

@@raunchdressing2204 cat lady pretty much answered that question. Go back to bed

[@joebill663]

I wish you well

[@gabe_20xx]

The last episode with Ben rip 😞

[@rayneweber5904]

I used to watch Saturday night live. But tim dillon show is a better time. God I miss meth.

[@johncarratura6659]

That opening really touched my heart, I try and help. I walked past a group of homeless and let them smell my pizza as I walked past. Feels good to make change.

[@sportzMedia.]

Tim is moving from strength to strength every episode and I love that he’s now giving back. Ben, no comment.

[@blindthrall]

This one was better than it has been, I'll say that.

[@jamesreeese5222]

Went and watched an old Tim and kump special bc of your insolence Ben we NEED this episode. Thanks alot.

[@LucaChuck25]

When the Martha's Vineyard thing happened, I was looking forward to Tim's take on it

[@Poli5h5au5age]

Tim needs to put out a shirt with the ‘you should have kept your mouth shut’ quote. That was a great episode.

[@blindthrall]

One of the best. He goes from horrified to "You know what, that gun toting maniac had a point."

[@filipkusevic1011]

I think Tim will also miss Ben laughing his ass off. If for no other reason, I think that helps Tim go deeper into rants. He needs the feedback because he can rant about everything and with Ben he would know instantly what bombs and what kills.

[@samram6121]

You can see Ben laughing AT Tim when he talks about his philanthropic endeavors. If he had his way, Tim would be homeless. #FreeTim

[@ryansollberger7047]

Ahhh the good ol’ days 😢

[@nayaleezy]

Hallelujah 👐, this podcast shines UV goodness when there are no guests.

[@Blastycat]

I love it when Ben gets into a giggle fit 😂😊

[@nickg1743]

I'm currently tucking into a lovely human steak while the guy tied to my table screams in agony. 0% guilt about my food choices, thanks Tim you're making the world a better place one meal at a time 👍

[@turdferguson814]

*you’re

[@nickg1743]

@@turdferguson814 🤣🤣 every fk'in time

[@jayyomama3862]

“Don’t want that smoke” 😂 love it. That was so un expected I literally spit my coffee out laughing😅

[@TheCodyP123]

Tim dilon has the only comment section that attempts to be funnier than the person with the podcast consistently every time

[@blindthrall]

Sad thing is sometimes they succeed. Not this one though, this was the best since the pot.

[@ohthaterin]

the comments are always an indication of how good an episode is going to be my theories worked… 97% of the time 😂

[@anthonypallante4380]

@@blindthrall just started it, can't wait to be living life in the big city for next hour. Thank you

[@BasilHagens]

@@blindthrall what america means to me!!???!

[@blindthrall]

@@BasilHagens That was before the pot I believe.

[@LizLaenger]

Was this the last episode of Ben? RIP to the homie. I’m not going to explode or make threats like these other psychopaths. Can I just say I don’t want it to change? I thought he was in the will. You told Whitney you don’t want to do this without him. You shouldn’t. Ben no!!!!

[@sourdonkeyjuice]

Wow Tim is such a saint for donating 5 bucks to charity while Ben takes 95% of the revenue that should go the homeless people out in the big city

[@digduck9463]

It is real 🔪 fight down here

[@hatekate54]

Life in the big city

[@robohiggins1]

Ben takes a good ribbing and is a good natured sport. Putting up with Tim's tirades is the cost of being next to greatness

[@cwick72]

The “no human is illegal sanctuary city” lost their minds over 50 ppl lol that shit was hysterical. I live in AZ and 10-20x that amount come into Yuma nightly lol

[@jakeclouts3626]

Ouch. Maines worst problem is the damn New Brunswick snobs from Canada who drive around staring at their choice of shoes for the day.

[@FrankVirginia87]

No time for podcasting now that he has to work on spending the merch charity money to save the homeless. He is their fat gay angel that will finally save them.

[@user-hs3io9ex9z]

tru

[@Good_Horsey]

All the organizations and groups helping the homeless while funneling resources into their own 6 figure salaries could learn a thing or two from Tim's approach.

[@DOPOW9419]

Came back just to see Ben's smiling face :(

[@bobboberson5755]

I want the profit to increase homelessness because it's more ecofriendly.

[@stunksmahoney4606]

It’ll kick start the humanure revolution! The earth is starved of human shit, we must nourish it.

[@miheadhurts]

If you live on your car but can't afford to put gas it in, it's very eco friendly.

[@SolversSocietyHQ]

The True Essence of Community Living 😝

[@nickgeorgiou7770]

Unprecedented. Never have I witnessed such humanitarian efforts

[@francocolecchio4922]

God bless you Tim for helping the homeless

[@jhondoux]

Rewatching for Ben's laugh, end of an Era but I'm here for the future.

[@NickNack229]

Tim is the only reason I have left to live. This and Kill Tony give me something to live for.

[@NikkiGregory]

Something to look forward to for sure.

[@blindthrall]

Now I hope he gets cancelled.

[@kevinjohnson2709]

“The season over” I am crying right now 😂😂

[@DavidHamner15]

I’m gonna miss Ben so much

[@genfox9580]

I love Tim but Ben’s laughing is what makes the show.

[@ifteekharbinyousuf8503]

How did it go from this to Ben leaving. My brain is broken now. I hope this is a bit

[@Tomsonx232]

I'm honestly wondering this too... Surely if you want to pursue your own projects you can do that while producing a 2x a week podcast correct? Especially with a new wife and probably looking to start a family you won't just leave a good gig without having something else lined up. That and also it never really seemed like Ben took Tim's jabs at him seriously, I mean it's been a bit for so long that would've come up earlier right? All of this stuff doesn't make sense, and it seems like it was abrupt, which is also weird if he's leaving on good terms to pursue his own stuff

[@ifteekharbinyousuf8503]

Did he? Someone said that Ben told someone on his discord that he can’t tell anyone anything right now before talking to a lawyer. That was the thing that gave a gut wrench. Not sure if the guy on the subreddit was telling the truth tho

[@JonahhChavarria]

did you guys not listen to the non video podcast where they literally argue for 15 minutes and ben stormed out on the podcast? that was the reason why he left go online and listen to it. tim was being a complete dick to him and ben snapped

[@mistrrw1952]

“There’s so much more to Science than the actual Science.” - Tim Dillon

[@noru_ego]

Just what I needed. Thank you sweet Timmy.. love from Venezuela

[@bronco1199]

I guess money doesn't buy happiness. All you had to do was not pick on your most loyal and NEEDED employee/partner. Maybe throwing in "Ben, my podcast PARTNER " would have gone a long way. Take care of the people you need and be grateful for them. You held your success over Ben's head as a constant threat to his livelihood.

[@bronco1199]

@joliwaves coward is a bit harsh, it was a good gig. People will put up with some shitt but there's a limit

[@FalconMidget]

@joliwaves seems like based on your way of thinking he’s not a coward since you know he is no longer working for Tim and on his own accord.

[@cm-yu6gu]

So what happenedddd Can someone explain

[@someguyoutthere13]

cope

[@24749ersrock]

I heard ben’s idea to help the homeless was to give each of them a $5 gift card to dennys.

[@colinb8332]

He’s finally growing a conscience

[@AdamThoba2]

You're a liar

[@chadjazeera9960]

Close, but it was actually Penney's. 😕

[@daytonjason]

it wasn't Denny's or JC Penney's the sick SOB (ben) made it Home depot gift cards...😠😠😠

[@ginfizzz2895]

True story, last time I ate at Denny’s I shit myself on the way home

[@leeward6762]

This was the last episode...damn

[@tommyoneill9761]

Little did we know, this would be the last episode with Ben.

[@MrSmith11]

Just came over from Patreon to KZbin for the Algorithm! Thanks for the Comedy Tim and thank you Ben for all of the unseen work that Tim tells us you don't do!

[@NotAdamSnider]

Where's the fucking episode BEN?

[@SMarie5541]

Didn’t Ben say he isn’t on the show anymore on Twitter

[@FossKhan]

Sad sad day that Ben is fired, but like Tim said on patreon, it is becoming the Ben Avery show bc of his constant talking and taking over the show and not letting Tim speak, truly a travesty on all levels, hopefully Ben can make his own show because it's clear he is trying to be the main star, well you got your dream Ben... GOTTA LOVE FAKE BUSINESS!

[@mantispr3ys]

Finally some fuckin' merch. Now I can waste more of what little money I have on these 2 bozos, who make my life complete every week and I love them.

[@se5080]

HES NOT LIKE YOU

[@goneamok5949]

Im gonna get a couple of the xxxxx sizes and use them as tents in the oncoming apocalypse

[@plnkfloydian7814]

Yesterday I saw a news clip of Vegas realtors complaining about a guy who consistently calls, makes offers and when they accept the offer he just vanishes to never be heard from again. I really hope this is Tim continuing his practice 😂

[@ichito2316]

That’s fucking hilarious

[@jmedlin81]

Homelessness has met its match. Tim is like some angel from the sky.

[@peppino1961]

Weekends are empty without you Mr. Dillon.

[@taddypatty7923]

:(

[@veelowmuymalo7258]

Getting ready for Ben to giggle like a little school girl during Tim's rant 😮‍💨

[@paddyc4706]

Where's the episode... Ben? You just won't stop until you've undone all of Tim's great work will you.

[@michealsmith2093]

This was by far the funniest episode in a LONG time. Tim was reminiscent of his Tim Dillon is Going to Hell days. Keep this shit up fellas, I was starting to think the money was making you scared.

[@jw2862]

It was fun while it lasted.

[@dogzer]

I'm so sorry to hear about Tim's death.

[@Matanumi]

to all of those who shat on Ben Avery, you rep what you sow, Bens quit the show life in the big city.

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

This will be knows as “the last episode of the Tim Dillon show”

[@rohemoriyama]

@1:06:07 the exact moment the Ben decided he was out.

[@Sky_Bridge]

I thought Tim had solved homelessness by the “boiling everyone in a pot” procedure. I’m confused

[@MrHammerman97]

Just as he does Fake Business and Fake charity. This is Tim doing a politician, notice how it's not called fake, cause it already is

[@RyanBaker2398]

Noo, that was Rick’s idea

[@blindthrall]

We obviously need a bigger pot, I can still smell some stragglers.

[@kailismith]

Came back here to see what went wrong 😢

[@jimineykricket4891]

Five mins into this and Ben has already spoken too much… he has exceeded his quota.

[@lukisnootis5708]

We'll miss you Ben

[@videowatcher7777]

Don’t be fooled Instead of using the US$60 for a Tim Dillon Show hoodie You can actually go direct to the source and provide the homeless with a decent bottle of scotch and a bag of weed

[@jayknight139]

that stuff is for children they want fentanyl.

[@blablablaa14]

Where in the hell are you from where a whole bag of weed cost $60

[@videowatcher7777]

@@blablablaa14 1. Scotch + bag of weed 2. I’m sure one bag can cost around about $60 depending on what size you get, anywhere in the world

[@blablablaa14]

@@videowatcher7777 Thats a small bag is all im saying

[@videowatcher7777]

@@blablablaa14 Alright

[@slimeprivilege]

tim's migrants in martha's vineyard bit is so unhinged. i havent cried laughed that hard in a long long time