Gutsy | The Tim Dillon Show

[@swish136]

With the Queen's Death, Tim is one step closer in the line of succession.

[@monkeywang9972]

I have a theory Tim is the queens alter ego. Think about it. What better cover for an old brittle royal blooded queen than a fat gay queen American from New York. You know there’s never been a picture of the two of them in the same room? Just saying… Tim may be a lot closer to the throne than you think

[@China_Secret_Police]

I didn't know he was a member of the House of Peerage. Fascinating.

[@China_Secret_Police]

@@monkeywang9972 Maybe the Queen was his alter ego, lol

[@John-lo4xz]

HBO show when?

[@jhart1127]

Technically we all are 🤷‍♀️

[@TRLgoodvibesdotcom]

I hid our passports from my wife so she wouldn’t steal our child and run to China. I’m not sane and there is something deeply wrong with me. I’m here for the merch.

[@devildawgy]

Tim is a real American. He works so hard each episode...Ben's sporadic outbursts are uncalled for and completely out of line. Ben is the anti-christ.

[@Jsc8zaq]

He’s selfish and disgusting. Vote him out

[@monkeywang9972]

Can Ben be impeached?

[@fpkblast8465]

Hes very waspy. Kinda freaks me out

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

All Tim needs is a "Sjambok", ....to straighten Ben, right the F out!

[@schoolis2cool846]

Benjamin Avery is a menace! Not only does he speak out of turn frequently, but the dialogue he writes for this show is highly inappropriate.

[@LouieShowers]

"If you're dumb and hot, don't try to get smarter. Try to get hotter." Man that's profound.

[@tiffanybianco5657]

words to live by

[@bileductable]

Thank God Tim was able to override Ben's domineering and selfish attitude and not bring a guest on this week. We all know how much Ben wants to destroy this podcast and go into fake business for himself. God damn you Ben.

[@BurkeLCH]

😂

[@gunsmoke6230]

Caniving sob

[@PNWSurvivor]

He really is the villain of the Tim Dillon Anime series.

[@user-nj1zu2nf1x]

He's pure evil

[@China_Secret_Police]

He too busy Michael Rapaport-ing women

[@oliverlang1006]

Ben is terrifying when he gets all loud and assertive, I honestly get so nervous when he speaks up and I fear for Tim’s safety

[@dylana.601]

I second the terrifying part

[@lee1170]

Gutsy

[@mattconstantine9884]

Has that ever happened?

[@sheree6102]

@@oliverlang1006 don't explain it, you kill the joy!

[@jasonmoore7223]

@@oliverlang1006 go along with it don't explain what are you doing? Get out.

[@CoolAdam247]

Ben is looking like an alcoholic librarian who has a few bodies buried in his garden and Tim is looking like a FBI agent going undercover as a college football coach.

[@timmoe3370]

Nice

[@Gu1d-0]

Hey everybody it's me kewl Adam

[@Mmksen289]

Yes or yes?

[@DannySullivanMusic]

Most accurate description I've ever read.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Ben seems to be getting his fashion cues from another Waco, TX icon.

[@Skegfromcraigslist]

Can’t believe Ben monopolized the mic just to brag about his trip to Europe.

[@dylanwilliams7868]

"I've wasted hours of my life listening to a ranting psychopath" Life in the big city

[@maxfield3106]

Life in the big city. *sips*

[@jacklempke7779]

Real knife fight out there.

[@IntentStore]

He’s a drug dealer

[@colematthews7535]

As a psych nurse I support this message and encourage it

[@alexwoodward3144]

@@jacklempke7779 But depending on how you look at it, it's really a blessing

[@Toddis]

"It will end in a funeral we can't afford" Poetic

[@evanprotsman9623]

43:20 “If anyone is gonna say that I look like a big pumpkin in the comments, just know… that the person you really hate… is yourself” I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣

[@jobobtargaryen1258]

I appreciate Tim reminding me to put up my Halloween decorations, such a useful public service...now if I can get my therapist to dress like a scarecrow I can stop hating myself

[@nickstortion4758]

Damn he said that as i read this comment. And I indeed hate myself 👌

[@Penellabella]

I laughed so hard when he said that!!!

[@griffiththechad9483]

I didn’t even notice he looked like one until he mentioned it lmfao

[@testQAacct]

@@jobobtargaryen1258 Hopefully that's an add on service available to you at BetterHelp™

[@trainman11689]

The best joke would be if the merch never comes out but Tim just continues to hype it up

[@prodmygod]

I love that Tim is dressing more and more like a pro poker player

[@popcornfps]

🤣

[@rosebuddelicious8491]

What a banger dude. Nice one

[@thegratefulwooks]

Lmaoooo why is this so accurate 😂😂😭

[@alexl.4362]

He is one.

[@keepinitcaroline6301]

This is good

[@zachsolberg8797]

The "Merch Rant" was an all time classic from Timmy D!

[@wow3950]

And to think this is how Ben acts when the cameras are on. Just imagine behind the scenes. Poor Tim.

[@primalentity9824]

When the username is part of the comment lmao

[@Jensth]

Someone should teach this disgustingly immature manchild some manners, and to show respect.

[@digduck9463]

Satan on Earth

[@FrankVirginia87]

If he twirls his hair dangle more than 8 times in the mirror 🪞. A gay fat man will appear behind him ranting in Gucci sunglasses 😎

[@killian0408]

@@FrankVirginia87Yaaasss

[@Holte1114]

I feel sorry for Tim, having to wear those sunglasses to hide the black eye Ben gave him.

[@JeniOnly]

💀💀💀

[@Rampart.X]

Ben posted on FB that Tim walked into a door.. repeatedly.

[@maxwell8085]

Underrated comment

[@centurionl]

$140,000 glasses do bring some comfort, however

[@brandonreyes5567]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@deivitsalazar1991]

No guest?!? Is it Christmas already??

[@lacasa3514]

Tim’s going 100mph faster than anyone else, guests are just deer on the road.

[@troycassidy6177]

@@lacasa3514 one man Autobarn

[@mmr0221]

Cumsmas

[@FernandoPerez-us1rp]

@@lacasa3514 lol

[@rayneweber5904]

Ben is the worst

[@stephenpettinger1]

We’re witnessing our generation’s Rush Limbaugh climb to the top. Long live producer Ben, bringing us pigs the slop

[@alex-qd6of]

What a horrible thing to say about a genius like Tim dillon.

[@runswithraptors]

Low IQ take

[@383_Manual]

“He’s not like us.” -Tim Dillon referring to himself as someone else.

[@John-lo4xz]

Underrated comment.

[@tical0187]

Steadily Dropping Gems 💎🤜

[@trentosborn0990]

Was just thinking who is hey talking about ? Lol 😂

[@kbargos]

“Nazi’s in a canoe” is gonna be a great metaphor for the family in the coming days.😂

[@BigManEvil]

The fact that Ben doesn’t work as a dishwasher at McDonalds shows how great Tim is at helping people come up in the world.

[@AdamThoba2]

You sir are a Genius. What you wrote. That is the epitome of the world's most embarrassing, most stereotypical shit job in the world: dishwashing now called "dish" at most chains, to rid the "washer" part as if anything helps or matters In the grand scheme of our observable universe. and by the way...Ben (when laughing at Tim) uses his palms of his hands to put it under his face, while shaking from laughter. I really really am aghast that Dillon hasn't made fun at Ben's bennanigans...

[@butcheredalive]

@@AdamThoba2 true, I had to help pretty much everybody else close back of house too so on the occasion I did get some food, it wouldn’t be hot either. Glad I never took another dish job

[@NickNack229]

Mcdonald's doesn't have dishes

[@HoeYouGay]

@@NickNack229 that’s why it’s funnier. 😂

[@julianbluefeather8491]

Don’t hate on Ben he’s taken enough crap from Tim’s crazy mind

[@deborahlasorda3767]

I can't get enough of Tim. So glad he is here to help us get through this insanity.

[@CurtisJBergerJr]

It’s amazing how successful Tim is with such a terrible producer and person like Ben. What a generous man Tim is helping fulfill his make a wish needs.

[@1ofmanymikes]

😂😂😂

[@ejgutierrez9039]

Ayo 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sicari7205]

I’m positive Tim had other people help him get to the top then hired Ben. I work in PR I would bet money this is the case.

[@luislitterst7]

No better feeling than puttin on the tim dillon show and realizing it's demonatized. Always the best episodes.

[@mmr0221]

Tim Dillon was Nelson Mandela’s favorite podcaster

[@qwerty6574]

Mandela was his first Patreon subscriber.

[@harrisonsiegel9536]

This is undoubtedly the funniest podcast I've ever seen

[@jakebriscoe]

Ben makes Tim wear sunglasses so we cant decipher his blinks saying “Save me from this baby-eating ghoul named Ben Avery” in morse code

[@sleepykeys4007]

You know that his name is just an anagram for Beer Navy right? The clues are all there brother Jake

[@Anita_Backrub]

He can’t afford Tim’s sunglasses.

[@paulallen-01]

@@Anita_Backrub those glasses are 900k

[@Zgembo121]

😂 Ben is playing chess while we are playing checkers

[@garrettramirez428]

@@Anita_Backrub "These sunglasses cost more than your house."

[@joeday2617]

I really appreciate Tim celebrating Halloween by wearing a giant pumpkin costume. Good job man...

[@omarq6210]

Fantastic episode . Had all the best elements. The pig shouting, ben giving me anxiety as he fucks up pulling things up on the screen and NO GUEST.

[@TRG29338]

Ben looks like a substitute teacher that got fired for stealing school supplies.

[@OrdoAbChao506]

best podcast on the internet. You guys make so many people smile. LONG LIVE THE PIG!

[@morgans4962]

Pig?

[@Jsc8zaq]

Long live C*m Sl*t

[@antielfimationleague231]

Two replies have been shadow banned.

[@yeetboiii7798]

@@antielfimationleague231 youtube moment

[@SoftNom]

god save the pig

[@acridwolf]

Tim is in rare form here really giving HRC the much needed exposure that she need to let folks know she’s still alive.

[@ambitionx1639]

Ben can’t even hide his rage anymore he’s a ticking time bomb

[@des7638]

🤣🤣

[@billyjean5934]

It scares me he is allowed to walk the streets not on day release from prison

[@Grilledhotchips]

Tick tok

[@Rampart.X]

Ben's on the FBl's short watch list.

[@marcusdonahue7124]

You can hear the Russian anthem when he vapes if you listen with the right ears

[@achalmehra3734]

Tim looks like a big pumpkin.

[@HungryWelder]

Immediately makes me curious what you look like 😄

[@davidzilinski6441]

best merch advertisement of all time. gonna buy just out of principle

[@thenotoriousziz]

This is the energy we’ve missed Tim, yes.

[@AlexMiddleton111]

Tim spent 800 dollars on those glasses and decided to wear them every episode the rest of the year

[@AlexMiddleton111]

Classic

[@lvx_rose]

*$10,000

[@Vorenus875]

@@lvx_rose $8*

[@jyo9735]

@@Vorenus875 $35,000*

[@amandahagedorn3585]

@@jyo9735 basically the price of a tesla 🤣

[@aodigital9421]

Finally tim is back, yarvin truly cursed him for like a fucking month.

[@FixionMusic]

Yes Tim is back, yay

[@elektrotehnik94]

Can’t agree more, Yarvin is such a snob (he’s not all wrong though), that The Pig not making fun of him for it was beyond insane.

[@DanielXDotNet]

"If you're dumb and ugly you're fucked!" - Tim Dillon

[@spcneary]

I felt victimized when Tim described my life smoking pot in my car while my wife watches gutsy LOL.

[@jyo9735]

goddammit another guest episode? oh wait, thats just ben PS when i heard the queen died my first thought was that ben finally murdered tim

[@SWAZIGOLD]

🤣😅😂

[@tydupont8084]

This is the only podcast where I actually listen to the ads. Tim always finds a way to make them funny

[@mrswoosh2155]

How long are we going to tolerate Ben’s behavior?? You are blessed with patience Tim!!

[@CHINESE_PRIDE]

Agreed. He needs to get a grip.

[@randomfullywonderful]

And yet Ben had the nerve to leave us! He should have been fired in a blaze of Tim's glory! 😡

[@liquicity.grooves]

LMAO 😂 3:35....hahahahahahahaha hahahah he was about to say "These Bitches" lol 😆 hahahahahaha

[@nickg1743]

Hillary talking about re-programming like she's memorised the MK Ultra hand manual

[@daysjours]

I really enjoyed Ben’s European travelogue. I leaned a lot and found that during this time where Europe as a war on its continent that his sensitive insight was particularly valuable plus of course he captured the charm of Vienna. Thanks Ben.

[@morganxavier]

After the Better Help commercial I had uncontrollable giggles/cackles...my poor neighbors, because I am sitting in my yard!! 🤣🤣🤣 Joe Rogan is wrong, Tim Dillon isn't a national treasure, he is a treasure for all of humanity, getting us through this madness with his comedic commentary. ❤️

[@mattd2641]

This was part of the golden age of Timmy’s content

[@rhys4303]

The queen was the guest this week but some things came up

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

She was there in spirit. ....trust me.

[@MayBeeWheelSea123]

I’ve never been more motivated to buy merch and the way he knew the exact problems in my life is uncanny

[@phil5037]

This is my new favorite episode. The rant on dumb people is what I think about every day.

[@timmoe3370]

Ooo

[@dbell9571]

Common sense is shunned

[@craigr4763]

Glad I'm not alone. I was wondering if it's normal to get so angry at stupidity, so hearing Tim speak about that was really validating for me.

[@Justin-mz4qr]

Best part was that “I’ve gotta podcast I like” rant at the end to sell merch.😂

[@brochurst8318]

“If anyone says I look like a big pumpkin 🎃” 😂😂😂

[@Sidelinefighter-expert]

The absolute disrespect and abuse Tim has to deal with constantly from Ben is down right disgusting

[@IntentStore]

He’s the reincarnation of Stalin

[@pupugattakakka7519]

I'm amazed he even keeps him around.

[@Peanutbutter2nice]

That rant made me get the merch! One of the best speeches. Up there with the Gettysburg address

[@kodakjack4903]

I’m smoking a blunt in my car in my drive way and I’m high asf and I feel as if im being personally harassed 😭😭😭

[@peugeot120]

I hope Tim can eventually escape Ben’s abusive and domineering personality.

[@ryans.8814]

I'm sure Ben has some family tradition to carve pumpkins every year for Halloween... this years carving looks so realistic ^

[@camrnlve]

The last 10 mins makes life worth it all

[@cr6203]

Tim Dillon bringing guest on the show reminds me of the one time my aunt brought some home cooked food to an all you can eat sushi restaurant and expected me to eat some.

[@DesertCamoGaming]

"Rat bitch"

[@AlbyMarz]

This is to relatable 😹

[@sirjake9666]

I can’t express how happy I get when, the ufc fights are over and I see that Tim has a new ep. Lol. Amazing Saturday

[@earl-larsen]

are we the same person

[@godsglizzy2232]

Aye! Zat daddy is Borz!

[@sirjake9666]

@@earl-larsen most likely

[@B-RaDD]

"when the UFC fighters are over" Where do you live I had the video up way before the fights were over. But as soon as the fights were over, I also put Tim on.

[@se5080]

I watch the show then find ufc clips bc I’m a pig with priorities 🐖

[@nb_pixel]

I think Tim’s missing the potential of this Gutsy thing: Starting a counter-business where you kayak women and convince them to BECOME Nazis

[@baronedward8484]

Ben?

[@marcusdonahue7124]

Do you mean a yacht club?

[@xxrkg8437]

Tim looks like the Special Ed kid that thinks he’s a astronaut

[@deborahsunflower939]

The kid at home depot yesterday cut the piece of wood for me had: a mask, knee pads, nitrite gloves covered by work gloves, his apron, safety glasses and big clunky ear protection.

[@lammypie3561]

Tim's bits with Ben are some of the funniest moments in the show, blokes a legend🇬🇧

[@dashriprock8596]

Thank God, the real Tim is back baby!

[@allswaggedout007]

Watching Tim slowly lose his mind to the vaccine is very interesting...

[@jkowalec]

Tennessee’s offensive lineman coach has some solid points…Go Volunteers!

[@rummyG]

Go Big Orange!

[@se5080]

I thought this was Cade Mays

[@lanesniffin730]

Rebs on top of little cocktop.

[@devinad20]

This was a good one Tim.

[@ShatterNWO]

Tim's Hot Girl Summer is over. He is back to being just ours again. May god have mercy on the souls of his guests.

[@fractualitymusic]

Tim's content is my favorite right now for this reason alone: He is embodying the spirit of some of the greatest of all time like George Carlin, Chapelle, etc. when it comes to satire in particular he is today's sensation imo.

[@QEsposito510]

Tim is one of the last celebrities that openly envies and wants to be of northeastern WASP culture. Most young and successful people are too stupid to even understand such an identity and because of that Tim is special.

[@user-nj1zu2nf1x]

They accept it but they're too self righteous to be aware

[@China_Secret_Police]

WASP cultural heritage needs more representation, these days.

[@RallEeyeRedact]

What an epic rant. Timmy boy just keeps coming with hits.

[@austezygotKUSH]

Would love to hear Tim get more back into his conspiracy theory bag

[@dhaltonmiller1215]

He can't risk it. He has a Netflix special and was on h3h3 podcast... After all this and hearing Tim disparage Trump/his supporters, (like we don't get that enough from people and now the fbi), it seems he wants to start making more money. You can't rub elbows with the people holding the purse strings if you are anti government and promote candidates that actually have the U.S.'s best interests in mind.

[@austezygotKUSH]

@@dhaltonmiller1215 poor guy. Tim was talking about you guys this pod

[@dhaltonmiller1215]

@@austezygotKUSH Do you not feel the pain of your choices yet? When you're out buying food? Filling up gas? When you see our justice department being weaponized against your neighbors? Wake up. This is affecting you whether you know it yet or not.

[@austezygotKUSH]

@@dhaltonmiller1215 oh boy 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@earl-larsen]

he does that more on the patreon. some classics on there. especially the earlier ones with Ray

[@reignpath9528]

as someone who recently fled the country i am glad ur proud of me tim

[@alaskansummertime]

I'm considering purchasing some merch but I'm legit frightened about being recognized as one of Tim Dillon's biggest fans in a public space.

[@dhaltonmiller1215]

His Trump derangement makes me not waste my money. Not giving him money after he calls me stupid

[@yeetboiii7798]

@@dhaltonmiller1215 its actually possible to not like Trump and criticizing him doesn't automatically make you have TDS.

[@mikecsernyik7360]

@@dhaltonmiller1215 put it this way, I thought Trump was the better choice but all of these people that are vying for the presidency are most likely corrupt. And so many people just blindly support Donald Trump when he is intentionally polarizing and feeding the chaos.

[@decent620]

I remember seeing someone wearing a Fake Business hoodie in public and almost wanted to say something but I was overcome with deep shame and kept my mouth shut. Life in the big city

[@paulallen-01]

Grow a pair

[@jacobhudgins4335]

God bless you Tim Dillon for your unapologetic honesty in these times. The man literally doesn't even make jokes, he just speaks the God's honest truth which happens to be hilarious and offensive. You're making a difference in society whether you like it or not. We've needed a fat homosexual to talk some sense into the public for a while now

[@calebbean7749]

Finally an ep without someone that should be in-line for the giant pot Tim talked about a few weeks back

[@imemberberry]

Ben's still there.

[@calebbean7749]

@@imemberberry 😂😂 Ben will be in line when Lee Syatt is free

[@BlakeKross]

Tim has been on a roll since the Rogan rant. Keep these solo episodes coming, this is Tim in peak form. The only feature episodes that are anywhere close to this is with Kump

[@Shepherdet]

The fake business king himself. God bless tim dillion.

[@andjon711]

This is absolutely the best one yet. Bravo Tim Dillon 🥳👏👏👏

[@jermywilliams3823]

Ben looks like he collects mice puts them in a huge miniature city and watches them for hours imagining that they have lives and watch them go about their day

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

Okay Dinner for Schmucks.

[@Rampart.X]

He calls the city 'Malthusopolis'.

[@hlulanizitha9920]

He has a god complex, it's outrageous that he's allowed to prance about in civil society.

[@Totally_Not_Sarcastic]

The rant around 35mins is just Tim describing himself and us, his audience

[@randomdude189]

Himself actually. He got super lost with the Trump created the virus thing. 😂 and entertaining conspiracy theories? Tim has one of the most closed minds and feigns his openness through sarcasm. It’s exhausting sifting through the bs as he’s too lazy to do research himself cause his bills are paid. He has no incentive to actually be real. He’s accurate when he insults Hillary and then he strawman’s the trump crowd much like the liberal media did with the q anon stuff which literally no one knows how to find or even actually follows on the right. Q anon feels like it was created by liberal to make right wing crazy gullible people seem even more crazy and with the corrupt media it the narrative went unchallenged. Tim is just echoing it here and it’s pathetic. Between him gasping for air as he sits motionless and judges others it’s astounding how words can spill out. I mean his Netflix special was a slog. So bad. Someone needs to do a super cut of all his breathing cause his heart might only have a few years left even with him unable to control his will power when it comes to booze and drugs.

[@samueld6083]

Ben already hit his quota 45 seconds into the program .

[@moretriflenowplz1837]

Such a gutsy episode, so empowering to listen.

[@earl-larsen]

Always music to my ears when Tim goes in on American cops

[@robh467]

I've never bought anything in my life. Not a toothbrush, not car insurance, not even baby diapers. I went and bought his merch.

[@derekfitzgerald4322]

Watching Ben wilt like a dying flower in the face of Tim's egomaniacal verbal abuse is truly worth the investment (57:20)

[@gtaRadi0]

Something about watching Tim abuse Ben makes me happy.

[@des7638]

Bahahaaa

[@johndoe1.196]

The rant at 00:58:40 killed me. Tim Dillion crushes.

[@lynnmcallister5926]

I usually don't let Ben talk but he and his wife went on vacation to Vienna so Ben tell us about your vacation in ONE word! 😂😂😂😂

[@T_DoGo]

Best merch plug in history. "I got a podcast"

[@jayhep8392]

Omg the Great Pumpkin was out of his mind hilarious. That last rant about the merch was epic. I almost want to buy some

[@dentonvisual]

That was the most passionate merch sales pitch I've ever heard in my life. No wonder Tim excelled at slinging houses to dummies 😆😅

[@KerriHooper]

In my 20s I watched almost every JRE associated comic's podcast. Now it's Tim Dillon, Nick Mullen or bust.

[@James-PHX]

Right there with you brother. Don’t sleep on Matt and Shane tho

[@ryanl3812]

Haven't heard about Nick. Thanks for the tip. Shane and Matt are way too dumb imo

[@Loe_Jist]

@@ryanl3812 Nick Mullen, who's my absolute best friend and gay companion, may be the funniest person alive today. He's the mastermind behind Cumtown and The Adam Friedland Show

[@myquest666420]

Tim Dillon, Nick Mullen and Mike David for me

[@henzoko5946]

@@Loe_Jist Whats the exact name of his channel? Thanks ahead of time

[@JeniOnly]

Another great episode Timmy 💖

[@2010kgurl]

Is the Patreon worth it?

[@Natasha-xm6vz]

I loved that last bit about the merch 🤣

[@thespoonsage4702]

I NEED a merchant shirt of Tim saying “I GOT A PODCAST THAT I LIKE!” 😂

[@marcusdonahue7124]

I know I'm a consumerist pig but I would probably buy that shirt

[@lenguascalvasp]

That " i got podcast merch" rant was legendary. one for the books

[@robh467]

Imagine a world where the wife of a podcast assistant has to spend thirty minutes applying two cans of hairspray to her husband's hair in the mornings.

[@phatbeatsbadnews2724]

🤢🤢

[@kabelokesebonye3816]

"I dont want to hear that you have three dogs and two of them need operations and you cant afford it and one of them is starting to smell!" 😂😂😂 Classic!

[@mofromthe6]

The last 20 minutes of this show is genius level comedy Timmy D is insane lmfao