The Mushroom Pilot & Jailed Billionaires | The Tim Dillon Show

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Bless you very much

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Not on Sunday your not. Better watch up

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Honestly, one of my favorite things about this podcast is how Tim stacks and taps the papers on his desk. Makes it feel official, ya know?

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It’s an Alex Jones technique

[@joanna9856]

those papers just have his breakfast menu options for the day

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Those are DOCUMENTS, not papers. Have some respect.

[@ryancarroll3957]

​@@Jeff-tt7wjWe have the DOCUMENTS...this is new york times this is Washington post..

[@mikieiacono8362]

Very late late show esque

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Hearing Tim give a run down and rant on the headlines of the day is what I need daily.

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Yes.

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Yes or Yes? Yes Like StanHowes says

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@@katdog9786 YES!

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He's picking up the huge slack left by South Park lol

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tuning in to watch a jelly donut yell at me for an hour is the best part of my week

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Out of pocket lol

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Life in the big city

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It's literally the only place i receive the current news.😂

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@@evon7105it’s a thing

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If tim dillon was the 6 o'clock news America would implode

[@resistivpeach]

“We don’t know much about his parents, they’re overweight.” “We saw them walking out of a costco, get that up”

[@LACrawfy82]

@resistivpeach Hahaha are they still wisking their eggs? Doubtful

[@SodaMehPop]

As someone who works at a Costco, I can confirm if you're shopping there - there's a 90-95% chance that you are fat/obese.

[@thejoph]

"Nobody wants to cook after your son tries to kill the president" 😂

[@natasha_k5435]

“You’re not chopping an onion after your son tries to kill the president” LOL

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They don't do shopping bags at Costco

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I was already awake… Tim just helps me stay sane and learn to laugh about it all instead of getting mad

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Not the brightest are you if tim is the first to speak knowledge to you

[@julieterrell1973]

I would be his Phillipino maid if he'd allow me...❤🎉

[@claudeagle271]

Tim is hilarious, but I doubt he is reaching anyone who needs waking up.

[@ADPax10]

​@KansasColoradoFarmer Think of it better; truth finds every one through many people and media (like Tim). These people talking in this manner and about these things openly, while being entertaining for the initial attraction, are each just nodes/funnels for 'capital T' Truth. Also I feel gay and am gay for expressing this in way that is gay and too on-the-nose.

[@thelonewrangler1008]

Tim needs to take his RFK impression and join Shane Gillis and Adam Ray. Nobody is even trying to do an RFK impression because it's so hard, and Tim just about nailed it

[@Jake_Hamlin]

Because it’s so hard? or because everyone’s scared of being cancelled for mocking a disability? Shane is way too commercialised to touch it now

[@thelonewrangler1008]

@@Jake_Hamlin Kill Tony is too commercialized for Tim Dillon?🤣

[@deirdreLaurence]

@@thelonewrangler1008 Is Kill Tony that show where people pretend Hans Kim and William are funny comedians because their friends with Tony?

[@Wodenson5150]

​@@deirdreLaurence Swoosh

[@Fishing-Cigars-bourbon]

Tim Dillons RFK is disturbingly on point

[@UhImFAT]

The best part of this podcast is the dead cutaways into the sponsors

[@JFire2006]

Right? It's like "...and all three were mauled by a bear. People ask me all the time about my bedsheets..."

[@abramontheroad8282]

I play Tim's podcast on my hikes as a bear deterrent.

[@thepeter3116]

West Hollywood?

[@Grindmygears44]

But it’s a twink magnet.

[@leslielearnorth]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@richotter]

😂

[@richotter]

@@thepeter3116😂

[@flojotube]

42:06 - that pilot's SMILE is called "Duping Delight"

[@trailblazerterrafirma]

Totally. My first thought listening to and looking at this guy was “This dude’s a fuckin’ liar”

[@stinamoline8127]

If you look at the pictures of the pilot, it doesn't look like the same guy to me. In a couple of the pictures, he has a pretty nice smile, but when you watch him speaking, his teeth are really jacked up and he tries not to show them when he talks, you can tell. And his face looks different. I agree, he's a liar but I don't even think it's the same person as in the pictures. Or maybe I'm just wearing my tin foil hat today lol

[@morningstar9233]

Ted Bundy used to smile like that in court.

[@taibosephilocia8305]

Tim Dillon has an amazing RFK Jr impression.

[@theexpert758]

I cracked up so hard on that 😂😂😂

[@jumbolumps666]

It's just the WoBbLy meme from a decade ago

[@mikeposnikoff5420]

Pissing myself

[@patrickholub9698]

CHERYL

[@imemberberry]

_You know Game of Thrones?_

[@name-vi6fs]

That pilot blaming shrooms... he's in big pharma's pocket.

[@thingonathinginathing]

For real. 100%

[@thegrinch0614]

Exactly!!! Mushrooms do not last 2 days 😅😂

[@poorman2457]

Probably they cut a deal with him so he could keep his career or at least make money still.

[@tomstokoe5660]

It doesn't necessarily have to be any kind of conspiracy it's just if he chalks it all up to a drug thing he might be able to keep his job so long as they think he'll stay sober unlike it being that he's homicidally insane in which case they'll definitely not trust him with flying a plane ever again.

[@anthonywalsh3341]

This is my Saturday morning cartoon, my… Disney afternoon

[@vulian]

Hell yeah I like the sound of that

[@sethbecker7162]

Is that a deep reference to Shane doing trump on kill tony? My…gemini twin.

[@BridgetFitzgerald-w9p]

​@@sethbecker7162❤😂❤😂❤

[@FamousActor_AlPacenis]

The guy said he took mushrooms 2 days before the flight. They probably weren’t even in his bloodstream anymore. I’d say the fact that he took them to deal with severe depression probably has much more to do with why he tried to end an entire plane full of people’s lives.

[@brianmccloskey2842]

This is the answer. And if he got help for his depression, he wouldn’t be allowed to be a pilot anymore.

[@FamousActor_AlPacenis]

@@brianmccloskey2842 Right. This is the type of demonization they do of drugs in America. The drug is the cause of his mental breakdown despite not even being in his system. These type of nonsense stories have caused the current state of drug laws in a lot of circumstances.

[@doraemon402]

If he didn't sleep, that may have helped too. "I haven't slept for 2 days but let me fly a plane"

[@ToedCobra33]

Reminder that Tim Dillon is the lighthouse in this sea of chaos that is our world

[@10oner]

Hes littlerly gay tho

[@nateo6806]

@@10oner He's actually a deeply deeply closeted straight man.

[@LoveTvirtove]

lighthouses dont work on a globe.

[@robinmalette]

Love Tim. Just resubscribed to him on Patreon.

[@UCUSmusic]

That explains the background

[@ryanschwaigert]

Craziest commercial transition intro ever at 31:51 🤣🤣

[@octopus8659]

Read this as soon I I got there 😂

[@realGDUBLU]

Every week I look forward to this

[@BurnAmazonDown]

This feels like a 2020 episode, this feels like the best episode from Timmy in a long while.

[@donkey1912]

I dont like telling people I got some news from a comedian but I hear about stuff on here nobody else talks about.

[@joanna9856]

‘The Duran’ or ‘Alex Christoforou’ are good channels for real news

[@RCGshakenbake]

​@@joanna9856how is this not REAL?

[@mystriddlery]

24:30 Dang that RFK impression is spot on

[@jmeyers88]

Dude it cooked me. I was listening in the gym and had to shut it off lol.

[@jameslyon8602]

Exactly. Spot on

[@momog5615]

Another week where the only thing I’m living for is Tim Dillon’s rant

[@evon7105]

50:11 one of the funniest moments in awhile

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Weekly reminder Tim is the uncle we all deserve

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Tim is the collective Id of everyone's inner child.

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He haz short fingers… thank god

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​@@webekings😂😂😂❤

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[@Theo_Fried_]

“Who would you rather fly with: a schizophrenic or a schizophrenic who’s had a good breakfast?” 😂😂😂 That ended me. 🤣 🤣🤣

[@Nome_utente_generico]

another weekly message from our dear leader Tim Jong-Un

[@MN-jr4nm]

Witnessing the collapse of America and Canada while eating food that bloats me and feel like my arteries are getting clogged only to finish with a salad and tell myself it's going to be okay as I listen to Tim. The hunter s thompson that I deserve being born in the 90s

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

We’re all in this together. ❤

[@CryptoDread]

That was another quick week , I count the days til Saturday then reset! Bless up

[@runswithraptors]

Bless up

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😅😮😅​@@runswithraptors

[@TeddyBremmer]

Bless Up 💪🏿🇯🇲

[@pitchblack1012]

3:43 I like how he holds the pen like a cigarette

[@hcliff2100]

Lmfao your not crushing garlic after your son tried to kill the president 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gold

[@ReekRendTest1]

Akshually, you do. Life goes on, and quickly, although that surprises many ppl.

[@Luke-ip8hs]

“I’m not trying to alarm anybody…but pilots will be killing planes full of passengers”😳😂

[@hcliff2100]

Lmao “hey guys i know i tried to shut the engines off but if you want me out of the cockpit i get it”

[@TR-jz9wx]

Skip the trial for mushroom pilot. Straight to prison.

[@yakivpopavich]

@@TR-jz9wx Dude if anything just straight up call out sick and be like " I got food poisoning " or something and say you are unable to fly safely, why the hell would he even try to fly trippin

[@ericbush1544]

You do a very good RFK Jr impression. He’s a good man

[@lorellgingrich6603]

I think RFK jr would love it :)

[@Osoz3]

RFK pushed his ex-wife into suicide and spent time with Epstein. He's not a good man, he's human bacteria.

[@imrankhaliqi4238]

Tim Dillon is the unofficial leader of the free world.

[@CryptoJunkie]

Unofficial?

[@ThomasKolenda84]

Official

[@Sammy_Low]

Nah, that's BRAD NICHOLLS

[@blindthrall]

What is that now, like thirty people?

[@deirdreLaurence]

The leader wants you to go to his private room. The leader has some orders for your mouth and ass. I think that you will enjoy those orders from your leader

[@ndimberg]

Youngest asleep, dad-drink mixed, finally time to unwind to the best dude's show

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I'll die on this hill with Timmy Dill

[@10oner]

Kinda gay

[@masterroasti5588]

@@10oneronly a gay guy would pick up on that

[@Slutparm]

You gay, dude?

[@platinumbrick6]

@@10oner I see you under comment all the time talking about gay stuff you’re obsessed with his sexuality lol

[@bolenarrow9286]

Only a more gay guy would call it out that he picked that out.

[@alexanderthegreatest7742]

Best RFK impersonation, indistinguishable.

[@jamiemoore7007]

We need a daily Tim Dillon & Alex Jones news brief.

[@BHP_farm]

Even if it was thirty minutes it would be gold. Preferably 2.5 hours tho.

[@EightiesJames]

😮... WHOA.. Ever seen shaking, red-hot runaway Diesels!? That would be like listening to a Freight Train,, LIVE!

[@tonyprice1449]

When Tim gets the chic fil a TV deal he's gonna be set for life.

[@braidenbarley2284]

Tim’s like the equivalent of radio free Europe in ww2

[@therealko7013]

Life in the big Berlin

[@Toefuy]

@@therealko7013very underrated comment here

[@Lucky-sh1dm]

Great comment lmao

[@tiffanykeorkunian7092]

@@therealko7013😂😂😂

[@BillK-h5k]

To me he is more like Germany Calling

[@jedi4049]

"Zuckerberg allows my aunt on, put him in jail." 😂😂

[@marydillon6593]

Tim's RFK impression is spot-on!

[@TheHugginMonkey625]

24:25 😂🤣

[@maitlandeagle355]

Why is this pilot being interviewed like a celebrity and not in jail right now?

[@_-YoMoMMa-_]

It’s kinda sad how much I look forward to hearing Tim’s take on things each Saturday! Love you FattyBomBatty ♥️

[@angelaconner3131]

FartyBomBatty never ever gets old!

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Every time I see a fat person now, I say "Fatty Boom BATTEH" in my head.

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[@jackogood]

"spooky pies, I do like those" same timmy same

[@LACrawfy82]

Tim was on fire today! Laughed out loud to myself many times.

[@Hongobogologomo]

the way he says "kill" tickles me

[@vugbeshbara1103]

I am an Indian and I am proud of tim. Truly captures the laughter of the American tragedy😂

[@HybridTrapMusic]

tim always makes my day

[@andrewrom1867]

Intro: 00:00 The absurdity of anonymity - 02:04 Tech, controversy and childhood and entrepreneurship - 11:37 From parenting to pilots: a journey through modern issues - 31:11 A pilot psychedelic breakdown - 41:47 A tragic flight and e-commerce solutions - 51:53 The paradox of a loyal return: Meghan Markle's journey - 56:51 Celebrity culture, and political banter - 01:01:42

[@matthewb3495]

DUDE!!! YOUR RFK IMPRESSION IS PERFECT!! My God 😂😂😂

[@codiejcollins]

Saturday is the new Sunday for the piggies to slop up another blessed sermon from our leader🙏🏽 praise be to father Tim

[@SaddlemireSCS]

This show is my “me” time each week! Tim is a weeks worth of the podcasts I listen to with a brilliant point of view and the laughs are so needed these days!

[@Juttargoe]

“I’d own a beach house, if these directors ran thru me” 💀💀💀💀deaddddd

[@pesh909]

“You’re not trans, you’re just hungry.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@JosephInEgypt144]

When does he say this 😂

[@blindthrall]

​@@JosephInEgypt144It was last week. And it was golden.

[@whiskeyguzzlerpaso]

when tim says we are just having fun, i know we are

[@stevenkaz28]

19 hours? I dont have enough vicodin to get through that. Start the show now piggy.

[@pressrepeat2000]

I don’t know why this comment made me start laughing loudly like I was an insane person. Good job!

[@StanHowse]

@@pressrepeat2000 Now I want vicodin...

[@thefacelessquestion3333]

Fatty boom-battie!!!

[@webekings]

Can i haz drugz toobu??

[@aodigital9421]

If you only have enough to get you through 19 hours then you should quit because youre broke, thats called being a junkie.

[@NeatPens]

What if they use this pilot story as a precursor for not legalizing psilocybin despite all the new researching coming out on its benefits

[@tylersloanmusic]

Now I have plans this weekend!

[@10oner]

Gay plans with a gay dude

[@dogtownoon9791]

pilot was bangin his "best friend " lol

[@JG-jy7pe]

a TD booth at the debate would be next level

[@luc00144]

Doesnt Toronto Dominion own the Dominion voting machines 👀 either way, both are HQ in Toronto 👀

[@gracegrace2107]

7-lemonade stands. 10- cutting lawns. 15-dishwasher. It's a progression which has some value.

[@Jdoggity]

You just nailed me... 😅

[@gracegrace2107]

@@Jdoggity I could have wedged intermittent paper-boy in there too.

[@weroliera]

Straight into the ad “Who wants to freeze their…” 😮😮😂😂

[@Blinktone]

I’m off a lot of morphine listening to Tim Dillon it’s a good day

[@Tomfoolary69]

Who else just listened to the Patreon? Tim really went off, dropping some major bombs about the future. That was a good one.

[@BridgetFitzgerald-w9p]

I need to watch, thanks so much ❤️

[@blindthrall]

The one with the two morons?

[@modera.torrent_]

Matthews search terms: -banana smoothie recipe -how to cancel hulu free trial -is pokemon a gay? -am I a tank engine? -how to know if i'm a tank engine? -bullet vending machines near me -I think im Thomas the tank engine, is that gay? -pornhub lesbian -thomas the tank engine xxx -is it gay to like trains and guns? -what is blockbuster video?

[@blindthrall]

-is it gay to love my FBI handler?

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

I don't need any other news Networks except this one

[@stephenbray9784]

After hearing the local news script about the mushroom pilot, I think it's an FDA phys-op to strengthen their prohibition on therapy based psychedelics. Lol

[@deanmachine7971]

100% People wake up and see through the BS afterwards. That's the last thing they need.

[@joshuawigan1]

This is the only way I receive world news now. I've never looked back 🎉

[@ducksinarowpatience]

"They" don't want us traveling.

[@dalkurd1]

One of the few things in life I look forward to, is this pod! Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪

[@dianatothsson1569]

Jag håller med 👏🏽

[@allencollins6031]

😍​@@dianatothsson1569

[@runswithraptors]

Wow you speak English in the Arctic?

[@Nome_utente_generico]

With this podcast I learn English in the infernal heat of Milan, Italy

[@colesmatteo]

that is devastating to read

[@jimmyhernandez3880]

24:00 RFK JR 😂😂😂😂😂

[@donw2814]

Sloptime piggies!!

[@ChrisSmith-ec6qp]

The closer we are to the impending apocalypse, the funnier Tim becomes. That's what the Ying Yang is about.

[@RastaMan3000]

TIM THE TRUTH TELLER

[@traderLeah]

Congrats on 700k subscribers Tim!!

[@111skal111]

This is the best thing on the internet

[@DarthCoyster]

27:00 my mom stole my college fund lmao classic long island parents

[@ethanhastings297]

We all need to come together and protect this individual

[@momog5615]

Tim is too good for this world

[@Jason69-]

Lmao tims the actual goat best comedian in the game

[@dirtsmegee]

Tim is my Disney princess !

[@tarawhite986]

@dirtsmcgee TIMbelina! 👑👒🥿💥

[@Vexium]

"who would you rather fly with, a schizophrenic or a schizophrenic who's had a good breakfast?" LOL

[@HonestTherapist]

Making every Saturday start with a bang!

[@512UTL]

Tim should drop these on Friday night. This pod is meant to be consumed at night on no less than 2 different substances, not at 11am during college football season

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Truth.

[@swordfish0008]

Thousand percent….

[@cmccuan]

Hell no, this shit is my commute to a warehouse job, and started over the pandemic as my whole shift as a FedEx driver, and it all links back to hearing Alex Jones and Rush on radio commuting in Texas.

[@The4thWayExperience]

You can choose when to click to watch it lol

[@TylerMcConnell]

💯 This is Friday night material.

[@RD-iq1bj]

This mushroom pilot story gives me big reefer madness vibes. "Lets get this guy on the media cycle to stop this new age psychedelic revolution thats growing."

[@Zyn_dog_89]

I’m gonna lay in bed and smoke Marlboro light 100’s until this premieres

[@xXDimistreoXx]

Still goin strong?

[@Zyn_dog_89]

Ashtray is filling up but we’re going strong

[@xXDimistreoXx]

@@Zyn_dog_89 atta boi baby we out here

[@EightiesJames]

You know,, I've always noticed a particular kinda guy just Loves their Cowbow-Killer Lights.. 🤣

[@nedrobinson7490]

@@EightiesJamesthe bud light of smokes

[@Winterfellen]

This guy had a psychotic panic attack and is blaming it on mushrooms.

[@crakhaed]

Mushrooms did nothing wrong confirmed

[@galaxyspace76]

typical fed activities

[@joanna9856]

Mushrooms don’t last that long, but you can feel dissociated for about two weeks after a trip

[@EllaNonimato]

even if it were the mushrooms, it is HIS FAULT.

[@toomanytoos]

Tim has never slept in or owned a helix deluxe mattress 😂😂😂

[@EightiesJames]

I imagine him passed out, very uncomfortably, on an Old stained love seat..

[@CryptoDread]

Say wagon one more time 😂

[@OlgaTiger1]

this is one of the best episodes of all time. clasic in the making. i am rewatching thats how good it is!

[@heyWhatWho]

Tim Dillon is the hero we don't deserve 🎉

[@notsure725]

My favorite show on Chick-Fil-A TV so far is Janice’s 1000lb Nugget Life

[@thingonathinginathing]

I LOOOVE CHICK FIL A TV, I LOVE CHIK FIL A, AND I HATE FREEDOM. AAAAHHHHH *Joe Rogan voice

[@CantUnderEstimate]

As soon as I saw the Mushroom guy on the news at work, I thought of you Tim

[@sumoblues]

Harland's Last Tango dissertation...masterful 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@stephengehly2319]

That is an incredibly accurate rfk impression

[@SocialNoise]

That ice cream story reminds me of that “call the CIA on your neighbor” rant lol

[@qvhonyburner]

Currently sick as a dog, hopefully this takes my mind off it

[@ScrapComputer]

We wish you well.

[@MaelstromEntertainment]

and we’re wishing you well

[@Daniel-xs8tr]

Wishing you a speedy recovery.

[@lorellgingrich6603]

must be covid 25 or 35 or whatever.. get well soon

[@SixSonn]

Tim Dillon alone in a sweat lodge, towel around his supple waist, microphone in hand. This is what I want.

[@joshuaglass1827]

Fluffer Nutter is an all-time ice cream name 😂😂😂😂 also that pilot is out to lunch dude wtf lmfao

[@waltrogersmusic]

Weekly reminder that Tim Dillon IS the gay Alex Jones. Yes or yes.

[@carlosbaja678]

The Beach set is my favorite.

[@julieterrell1973]

I don't know whatt y'all doin without a Jimmy d breakfast sammie on a Saturday morning❤🎉