The Official Podcast #10 With Criken and I Hate Everything

[@skcmcpk]

can they just continue to add people to the podcast but not let any of them leave so it ends up being like 40 youtubers on one podcast

[@TheDKing67]

Skcmcpk no Oh fuck yes, this is the only podcast that could pull it off

[@razakhokhar6805]

_Jamison_ Have you seen Sargon of Akkad's streams? it's like KZbin's version of Infinity War lol

[@HouseOfBees]

that would be a mess

[@zerofriends6]

Skcmcpk no I like it better just the 4 of them.

[@PsychoPanda9000]

Bee House it's orchestrated chaos

[@Nealuigi]

Everytime Cr1tickal tells the bored burgers joke I think it gets better.

[@SmarkusAurelius]

The burgers aren't having much fun!

[@door_productions4896]

The burgers might not be having any fun, but I sure as hell am every time I hear that joke

[@thelargeemployer]

Nealuigi no other definitely gets worse

[@fancypolak]

Repetition is the key to comedy :D

[@doncorneliuswheeldon5556]

congrats o 1k likes

[@truedarkness4052]

At this rate, it'll only be a matter of time until Brendan Fraser comes on the podcast.

[@benbelt5849]

or explosively orgasm

[@bigstreambo1333]

funnily enough thats my steam name

[@akshatshah6806]

If only

[@sammykane5967]

​@deacontm2796just you wait till you see the whale

[@tittiesprinkles5746]

Why is IHE in the title? He's basically an official member by now.

[@drlanator]

Tittie Sprinkles hes been there since the beginning

[@umbrellamuffin]

Jackson should be in the title

[@toxicpanda36]

An official member of the Official Podcast

[@Sleesus]

It's like how in Lost in Space the guy that plays Dr. Smith is listed as a "special guest" in every episode despite being one of the main cast.

[@MacMND]

Same thing with Danny DeVito in It's Always Sunny

[@CaptainKronkers]

Alex just silently listening in the background and then suddenly laughing at stupid shit was hilarious.

[@mcdolan1526]

I want IHE to be on every episode to sit there quietly and laugh.

[@lukec5141]

I am 100% in favor of Alex becoming a permanent member

[@Kaiji...]

Luke C But Alex is the host

[@lukec5141]

Correction: I hope Alex never leaves his postion as host

[@clawzx1195]

think of having to run 2 podcasts

[@lolforlife2487]

@@clawzx1195 3*

[@aspect766]

Bro made it to the 100th ep so gotta give him that.

[@Inquisitor81]

IHateEverything's laughter is infectious.

[@thavrisco1632]

Alex should be here forever.

[@dr7922]

ThaVrisco he should

[@cypercops4651]

ThaVrisco oh he will

[@becketclark9942]

Um, he has been, since episode one.

[@sucker517]

H E ' S A L W A Y S B E E N O N T H E P O D C A S T

[@ThePatrickBateman69]

Cypercops i’ve got bad news for you

[@fixthisdog]

I fuckin love how ihe is just back

[@TheMrlitemaster]

what do you mean he's always been here

[@fixthisdog]

Sorry, jackson autocorrected to ihe

[@janeld9297]

Alexs laugh just made the whole thing so much better. His laugh is so cute.

[@SeikOsito]

I can't wait for every episode to have "Introducing our Host, IHE!" He can never leave. anyone who stars is now stuck.

[@echo12345ish]

Im a simple man,I see Criken and I Hate Everything,I click

[@wrestling1013]

MrNoobDude nice Starset pfp

[@echo12345ish]

Thanks!Nice to meet a fellow fan.

[@Kaiji...]

Awful use of grammar and punctuation, I want to die.

[@Kaiji...]

***** Gonna kill myself after that wreckage.

[@blabivix]

Master Baiter u dnt even: pass 4st grayd engliss. kid u ned too stop; being, a super gaye?

[@poisonbang2178]

I fucking love Alex's contribution to this podcast... The official laughman.

[@Ebbylina]

I like to think that these are not guests just new members of the Podcast and they will add a new one each one

[@markpabst8468]

Ebop let's hope

[@bonk984]

Ebop Alex has been here since the begging

[@blogfirstlast]

more guests every time until you can't hear what anyone's saying because there is 100 KZbinrs in the call

[@lindholmaren]

*white noise*

[@northernthunder7894]

blogfirstlast ANAHEIM 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@statejake103]

I feel like one day the official podcast will eventually just turn into 20 people in a skype call talking over each other and recycling jokes

[@notorietymachine]

Thomas Comeau I think they use discord

[@stupickles5436]

Notoriety not your boy Charlie

[@izzomctorro]

Thomas Comeau I really actually want that I think it will be hilarious

[@gregorie4351]

25:19 look up Halo 3: Confirmed Kills, Episode 9 the time stamp for Criken is 3:11

[@gregorie4351]

It's blank in the description

[@sar19]

I love it how Alex went from slightly awkward comments to laughing out loud

[@honkhonk5000]

"Is IHE a regular now?" "He should be" "He's been on since episode one"

[@julianreviews8102]

IHE a regular now? I love it

[@asrieldreemunov472]

Well I mean it's his Podcast.

[@spoogematador5919]

Lethenza he's been there since the beginning

[@gallow_]

this comment hurts.

[@moffee4361]

Alex is such a good addition to the show. He's a fantastic host ever since the beginning

[@vapidvices8982]

So cheetahs are hard to come by but easy to come on?

[@skelly1004]

Critically underrated joke right here

[@TheSilverLeaf79]

Still a critically underrated joke 6+ years later.

[@MachoManShark]

Alex is back and a new guest. They're progressing, certainly.

[@mOjoTho]

Ive binged nearly 180 episodes since ive found this gem, and this is definitely one of my favorites

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

Filmed in front of a live studio Alex.

[@fireman7124]

my parents are fighting thank god now I can tune them out.

[@Blue-df3zz]

pancat :3 hope things are okay on your end

[@WW-fn7rt]

Dad: Listen, i'm gonna jerk off if I damn well please, ain't that some shit. Mom: Then keep Charlie out of it. Dad: No, me and my son have a connection... inside... and out... ain't that some shit. Mom: But Charlie is bigger in all the right ways. Dad: Well ain't that some shit.

[@harmlesstech1524]

dang. you have to wait for your parents to fight in order to watch youtube videos? that's rough.

[@garbage_blob]

holy shit it's criken

[@daveraschke]

Tsi Tsu who

[@hell-in-a-cell8141]

fuck off its criken holy shit its him

[@TheMastermind729]

The guy who made those funny l4d2 videos

[@spaghetti8061]

The guy whos videos were only funny because ABF was in them

[@tobinmason3546]

Wait doesn't he play with tomato gaming some times?

[@NTE_]

I have seen every single one of these podcasts and I still question why i watch them lol

[@nachocheese2823]

Wasn't expecting you

[@xxx_uk_xxx2193]

Listen you mean

[@ac2987]

Listening to 8 a day from the beginning because of work and it’s been amazing idk what you mean. Kills time, keeps you entertained, makes you laugh

[@poprockjay]

@@ac2987 I just decided to start watching them at work because listening to the same music everyday got boring and the 10 of these I just listened too made my day go back so fast

[@mcfosterb]

Last time I came this quickly my girlfriend left me

[@logankersten7873]

That was really funny

[@Zzzodiackillerrr]

DoctorFosterGloster top comment

[@mcfosterb]

The Unknown thanks, my mum told me to post it

[@Zzzodiackillerrr]

a kid in africa that lives in a pit no it's true, this man is an expertiese at stealing people's girls

[@stagger9660]

a laughed the first time i ever saw a comment like this. and i didnt laugh for the other 40 times i saw it.

[@CharlosCarlos]

Please make Alex a regular thing

[@Kaiji...]

CharlosCarlos It's his show?

[@senopheria]

Never heard Alex this happy before

[@jupitermeter9183]

You haven't watched the JAAR podcast

[@ImAfemaleNoob2]

I'm new to Alex's podcast, Charlie, and I LOVE the format! You actually let people know WHOS VOICE IS WHOS! That's what I hated in other people's podcasts.

[@clawn4468]

Alex this episode: "ha HA ha haaa"

[@oscarn2461]

im gonna go get water

[@nitrotech769]

same

[@mariomike89]

Come back soon.

[@fedesso]

alright, ill hold your seat

[@nosubscribe6233]

same

[@omgitis]

fedesso hey is this seat taken

[@solosnoop1]

By far the best podcast episode. You guys should try and make I Hate Everything a permanent co-host.

[@ianprigmore8891]

In case you're wondering, Criken's Halo 3 confirmed kill is in episode 9 at 3:12.

[@lemonhead34R]

every fucking week he tells the bored burgers story

[@nilo469]

RCC it's become a tradition

[@Slimurgical]

It's really quite mean to keep putting IHE in the title, despite being the one of the founders of the podcast. Everyone knows he'll be in this episode, there's no point.

[@stagger9660]

it would be really cool if you got vinesauce joel on the podcast.

[@TrogdorMan]

Bubbles Andrew seems to be good friends with GeePM as well. They should just recreate that Mario Party video but with Jackson and Kaya

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

Bubbles Charlie's friends with Vinny. Getting Joel on the podcast would make my pants solid white and let me climb walls.

[@rustyhumanbeing]

They should just get Vinny and Joel.

[@fareflight2029]

+Trogdor Man Not Geepm. He was recently kicked out of Vinesauce. I don't know why though. It was something about asking for donations or something.

[@stagger9660]

Space Man what is vinesauce. I watch Joel but I don't know how they are all connected

[@rorrox2051]

damn, these are getting better! dude, you guys are awesome!

[@TheRainbowthunder]

Jackson is super underrated in the comments. he made me pause to finish laughing at points in this episode

[@DrBuffaloBalls]

When Cr1tikal can''t even handle his own joke.

[@EarthwormJerry]

Dude fuck yeah, i love Criken

[@EarthwormJerry]

You guys should Get Bedbanana on the podcast

[@volsenimack1135]

Quivery Hail: I'd like to see Tomato Gaming instead

[@josephjackson4231]

big baller Fuck off

[@bonk984]

big baller Why don't you make good content and make someone laugh for once in your life.

[@i.-.n]

Quivery Hail fuck tanner Hayden and kanki and Sean would be better

[@dinkchusby2768]

When am I going to be on the podcast?

[@dinkchusby2768]

a kid in africa that lives in a pit look who's talking

[@stagger9660]

The Dinkster lmao

[@dinkchusby2768]

a kid in africa that lives in a pit are you saying I don't too?

[@Bussy-Hunter]

yes he does, he's the Dinkster

[@extrememiner9627]

When people stop ringing you.*Rings*

[@ChadDominick]

these podcasts are getting better and better with each episode :D this one was probably my favorite so far also!

[@waveskrub1326]

the rest of jarcast should be here

[@_wave737]

James would trigger everyone

[@baboon889]

ruben would leave 5 seconds in

[@echechenstein4159]

Nah all of their huge pussys wouldn't fit

[@woefullhippo2474]

dibby dibby

[@Dirty_Alex_]

Bloody hell, Alex was having the time of his life. It's pretty weird seeing this extremely face laugh so histerically

[@rusel888]

Criken and penguinz0 are one of my favorite yt channels so hearing them in the same podcast is like two gods meeting and merging their powers to create this epic unstoppable force.... welll... to me at least :P

[@DoctorWolffles]

ihe is so good on these tbh

[@namouchimaki4188]

I fucking love Alex's solitaire laughs if that makes any sense it makes my peepee go dokidoki

[@crigger]

I do hope Alex comes on this podcast often, like a recurring guest

[@SirSep]

Adding another humble request to force Alex into becoming a permanent member of the podcast.

[@Moserboy12]

And I thought IHE was going to be the only guest

[@SlenderSmurf]

IHE created the show though?

[@Omenshaper]

Mattyice But Jackson is the guest

[@iwan8070]

Mattyice

[@SeikOsito]

they're slowly recruiting members to replace them for season 2 of the J.A.C.K.OFFicial podcast They've Already found the A and K for J.A.C.K. Now it's a mystery who will bare their faces next week.

[@arghhhaaa9935]

Allan Graves They have the C.

[@D.M.-]

Alex was having the time of his life, just laughing in the background

[@Mdsde]

The™ Official™ Podcast™ is a wonderful platform for communicating with fellow, like minded friends. On The™ Official™ Podcast™©, many great topics are discussed, like: Politics, Childhood Memories, ᵖᵃᵉᵈᵒᵖʰᶦᶫᶦᵃ, Politics, and the sexual preferences of Alex from I™ Hate™ Everything™®©™. The™© Official™© Podcast™©®™©! Everytime sometimes!

[@sly1299]

this is legit the hardest I've laughed in a really long time. seriously I fucking cried. hope 2 see more Alex on the podcast hes a treasure

[@hunterbeck7813]

imagine if they had filthy frank in the next one

[@Tom-hj5ql]

Hunter Beck it would suuuuuuck

[@lucasnadamas9317]

Best moments 12:00 13:50 15:03 20:05 22:05 27:45 33:20 36:00 36:44 38:05 40:00 40:55 41:33 - 42:00 42:25 - 43:00 43:35 45:45 46:05 53:20 54:20 - 55:00 1:05:35 1:06:20 1:07:00 1:14:25 1:16:25 1:18:09 1:18:45

[@ZJC13]

This is the greatest podcast of all time.

[@lordthruxawe504]

Alex always seems to choose the best guests for his podcast

[@thomasbauer5814]

This podcast keeps getting better and better

[@nilo469]

i am convinced alex is being held hostage

[@johnappleseed6210]

Is Alex now just an official guy?

[@thesilverblueman]

criken is now to

[@johnappleseed6210]

Pepsi Man the cult claims another innocent soul...

[@itsmeasparagus]

its the official podcast

[@unheardr0b0t69]

He's been in it since season 1 episode 1

[@infintittie]

Everyone who is on the podcast then becomes and official member. They are now absorbed into the Official Podcast. They will never leave. Soon the podcast will just be the tortured screams of countless trapped guests. It will be a glorious harmony.

[@Vintageferguson]

This is a great one so far. I’m glad I started to watch in order.

[@ryanrod6990]

that fucking bored burgers joke gets better every time

[@sammymaxis248]

The larp story was weirdly nostalgic as, all my old friends use to do that in grade school

[@unheardr0b0t69]

We should make an IMbD page for the Offical Podcast

[@haunted5311]

Unheard R0B0T IMDb* sorry had to

[@becketclark9942]

I'm pretty sure IHE was just a loop of repeating laughter throughout this episode

[@Rodneeey]

You should keep having Alex on. His laugh satisfies me.

[@edstars321]

i love that when i want to look into something they talk about its all there in the description, its so great

[@L00nylouie]

Criken N' Cr1tikal, oh boy am I going to enjoy this.

[@tntreys]

38:20 that is the most confused "What?" I have ever heard.

[@cannf]

its a shame how Criken got $82,932 funded for his game and hasn't posted any updates about it for 4 years

[@HCroaks]

It's really great of y'all to supply links to everything you talk about. this podcast has great production quality. nice

[@ZealotOnYouTube]

Thanks, HCroaks, it can only improve though!

[@SCFick318]

*Sees that Alex is back* *Auto-likes the podcast*

[@jacobmckenney9987]

I’ve seen almost every episode of this podcast, and I have to say this one is my favorite.

[@kb1013]

Also critikal please make more infomercial parodies

[@mase8444]

Thanks for creating this podcast for us Alex

[@DarkSignal59]

GOD YES!!!!!!! Cr1tikal and Criken togheter again in the same video O YAAAAAA!!!

[@DarkSignal59]

P.S. came here just after i finished watching criken's latest RE7 vid

[@ikinoktace1280]

man, looking back and I wish IHE came on to the podcast again

[@ben-san6055]

Damn I wish I could sit at the cool kid table with you guys. Except Andrew, he can sit by himself in the corner just within ear shot.

[@ben-san6055]

Just kidding boyo you're a pretty slick customer

[@aggravatedintrovert7074]

This podcast continues to be amazing, keep it up guys.

[@514232415]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SHOULD GET VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY ON HERE. HE GAVE CHARLIE A SHOUT OUT AT THE END OF HIS KZbin REWIND VIDEO.

[@Xenephos]

Wow. I'm subbed to and actively enjoy watching the videos of both of the guests xD

[@ethanherring2238]

Can we have IHE and Criken as new permanent members?

[@remyd.s2286]

I'd love Alex to be a recurring guest, that dry British wit is just fantastic.

[@allyrae9809]

This is the greatest podcast of all time

[@metalstrophe6471]

I can't believe I watched these guys' early ass videos growing up and now I'm here listening to them

[@noynek97]

I really hope the keep IHE in all the podcasts.

[@behappy5869]

with the intro to the new guests the podcasts have become way more full of energy i love it

[@bigdumguy1974]

Cr1TiKaL + Criken= An erection that lasts more than 4 hours that I refuse to call my physician about.

[@McManusBrother101]

Wow. Keenan sounds so much like Fight Club-era Edward Norton, it’s uncanny

[@huanquatro]

Hosts: Question? Keenan: Yes is always the funniest answer. Alex: WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Pokkin]

Holy crap my preschool had bugdom on the computers. I didn't know it's name though, thanks.

[@RoboHoundGames]

Man, I haven't watched Criken since those silent L4D2 videos. Seems forever ago.

[@frogoree]

I remember watching Criken's Left 4 Dead videos back in the day. So much nostalgia for that game.

[@becketclark9942]

Charlie you silly goose! in the description you have Alex marked under "Special Guests". He's the host you bumblebee!

[@Rodneeey]

I've been checking the channel every 20 minutes for the last 4 hours and it's finally here.