The Official Podcast #3: Wildest Dreams

[@cguzman7423]

Hey, it's The Official Podcast episode 3! Ain't that some shit?

[@m.c.ballyhoo1494]

Hahahaha, good one.

[@rooboy1234567890]

Christian Guzman Christian goomba

[@cguzman7423]

rooboy1234567890 That's Christian Roomba to you, you goober

[@zeckples]

"I wanna be that weird guy" "ACHIEVED"

[@blaat.n]

99:o9

[@urimanisoup4223]

9:09

[@blocklance_3921]

I love this podcast.

[@PepsimVideos]

or the new H3H3 podcast, it's great too

[@kusunagi1]

Steven Arroyo saved for later

[@plokijum]

This is the greatest podcast of all time.

[@eymum4142]

Block Lance u

[@ricardo7017gbp]

46:40 is my favorite part.

[@stereoberrys8928]

I sacrificed a high school janitor for our lord and savior Brendan Fraser

[@DigiTensei]

What if said high school janitor WAS Brendan Fraser after the alimony took a toll on him????

[@stereoberrys8928]

Congratulations, you made a rip in time

[@m.c.ballyhoo1494]

This is why I love this channel.

[@averagegamingplayer]

mmm

[@dalekgeek225]

I sacrificed my immortality for Brendan Frasier

[@jtelm157]

Just watched Cirlce. The whole time I was thinking "My god, I can see why Andrew loves this and Kaya hates it." It's like every time Andrew asks a moral question and Kaya answers with "You're an idiot" for 90 minutes. So basically it's the Official in movie form

[@sushimusic3062]

Charlie's laugh gives me life.

[@soapspoon6466]

Kayas is so contagious

[@clawzx1195]

Andrew's when kaya was sold to ISIS

[@zackglickert4495]

ngl not hating or anything but i don’t like his laugh

[@NoU-pf8fc]

@@zackglickert4495 you have an opinion on the internet 😱

[@chichi9469]

@@zackglickert4495 wtf is wrong with you r u out of ur mind? You better start locking your doors and windows its not too late just yet

[@smorepie]

Will any of you guys marry kaya so he can get a green card?

[@Messi-ce4mv]

wow no one responded in 4 years

[@thesundaysaint]

i'm 18 now. yes.

[@_BLANK_BLANK]

Nope

[@happyfairyjerry]

I would, at least I know my partner hates pedophiles and we'll go pedophile clubbing 🏑 hit up that island and create a utopia atop a mountain of bodies 😂❤️

[@The.prophet.of.truth.]

​@@Messi-ce4mv I've responded now 7 years later... The podcast is still great and will be forever official.

[@TheDudlydude]

J.A.C.K. OFFicial podcast. Don't know if it was intentional but it's there.

[@MetalMonkey]

I want Charlie's dad on the podcast, ain't that some shit!!

[@mr.negative5079]

Has anyone else taken a dump so intense that it makes your eyes water?

[@THEDUDE2741]

quality question for the podcast

[@gur0321]

are you on the toilet while you wright this?

[@clawzx1195]

Im on the toilet reading this

[@thefluffypotato5942]

Me too

[@justsomewendigowithinterne6851]

I've pooped so hard that my vision went blurry

[@vexphoenix]

I've had 46:00 "crackin some pepper over that mic" stuck in my head for days

[@diligentzero5255]

*Takes 30 minutes thinking of multiple questions that are thought provoking and I send them to the website like told* *Jackson talks shit on all of the questions sent in* Oh

[@isaiahpape2470]

DiligentZero you are on the wrong channel if you want these guys to take anything seriously

[@diligentzero5255]

Isaiah Pape Fair enough

[@DiirtBike]

Did you send them in before or after they recorded this? Maybe they just hadn't received them yet? :/

[@scolveldynasty]

AHHHH THERES A SPIDER ON MY COMPUTER!!!!

[@Rosa-jo3uq]

Driggy, that wasn't funny

[@bonk984]

When Charlie said that he was scared of being last out of the pool because he thought there was a shark going to eat him my eyes widened so much, I always thought that a shark was going to get me when I was in the pool by myself or when I was the last one out of the pool. Sometimes I even thought I saw a shadow of a shark in the pool too.

[@shadowx089]

I remember watching Chucky movie with my sister, it didn't mean much to me. What I didn't realize was my sister had a My Buddy Doll in her room which what was the doll used for Chucky. She got creeped out from it and decided to put it in my room. Nothing like going to bed and seeing a Chucky sitting in the corner, knowing you never owned one. Freaked me out so much.

[@dilophosaurussun500]

😰

[@buttermilk6953]

I'm not normally a fan of podcasts that aren't documentaries, but I love this podcast so much :D

[@ZorroLocoStudios]

Oh my god, Kaya is fucking hilarious!

[@CakeofPixels]

A

[@AwesomeAutismHC]

ZorroLoco Honestly I think Andrew tells the best jokes. I never thought he deserved any of the shit he got; I liked him since Video Game Masterpiece.

[@ZorroLocoStudios]

I like all of them, really, including Andrew. But Kaya was particularly funny this episode. But I agree, Andrew generally tells the best jokes.

[@neatrianty]

The Letter A, B.

[@Josh101]

Yep

[@socrates3065]

Best podcast on yt

[@Baconator96]

This is the greatest discussion of all time.

[@ainsleysorsby]

Here's a question: If you could have sex with someone else on the podcast, who would you do it with and why?

[@astrwolf5507]

this is no question, obviously charlie every time

[@ExplodedGG]

Ainsley "Choc Ice" Sorsby, How's the saloon going Sorsby? Or did it close down with the "accident"

[@lilyoonbum]

Ainsley "Choc Ice" Sorsby just add other than your self and will see who Charlie would fuck

[@boofy2592]

Ainsley "Choc Ice" Sorsby You should check every source on the internet before making a comment like that obviously idiot

[@ainsleysorsby]

boofy Yeah next time I'll go scouring the Internet to see if "boofy" is prowling around.

[@Speedojesus]

I fucking love how Cr1tikal has barely changed even with 1.6 million subscribers other than starting these podcasts, fuck he still ends on a black screen with "Rate the video, comment on the and subscribe to see videos similar to this one, see ya."

[@emhapz]

Does charlie is gay?

[@lususnaturae9039]

Emma Does gay is Charlie?

[@nathjphillips2026]

charlie gay is does

[@dalekgeek225]

Emma You need grammar in your life.

[@KrimsonApoLLo]

the rumor come out:

[@dingobiff]

Keyser Soze It's a reference to a news article that I think was titled "Does Bruno Mars is Gay"?

[@Geddy135]

this has to be my favorite episode so far, but that's just because I love anything that has to with dreams.

[@ricardo7017gbp]

This is my first time listening to your podcast. You're a hero for putting up timestamps.

[@SweSpy92]

Haha i usually dont like podcasts but Charlie and friends are damn funny.

[@iamwunderektshun1612]

These podcasts are the best thing on KZbin to date, hands down, no competition, best ever, my roommates hear me cheer in excitement when they get uploaded. Never fucking stop making these shits.

[@3_kobolds_in_a_trench_coat]

I am still disappointed about the fact this podcast is not called the JACK podcast.

[@AMadar-kj5hb]

Same here.

[@plokijum]

Jackcast

[@AMadar-kj5hb]

*OFFICIAL JACKCAST*

[@demiurge9342]

JACK-OFF

[@AMadar-kj5hb]

nu.

[@MorphingReality]

Has anyone else had dreams that continue over like 5 nights, like a level in a video game you get to play and get further each time?

[@GioViDa]

Yeah

[@Ssshmoo]

Throughout the year I'll have this progressing dream of one of my friends hosting a game show with me and my other friends as contestants. The show is streamed on some deep part of the Internet (like a red room without viewer engagement, and it actually exists) and consists of an elaborate torture chamber (think saw) that the contestants have to escape. The last one to escape the chamber is killed in a strange way that I know is weird but I never remember the specifics. Each time I have this dream the torture chambers get more elaborate.

[@joshh2321]

These podcasts are so good. Love listening to them. So funny.

[@Jacob-wp7yp]

I look forward to this podcast every week

[@heebiejeebies4625]

Lol. I love how this podcast unintentionally destroyed another podcast. I guess you guys gave baited some real bait.

[@janeld9297]

Nikolai Belinski what podcast?

[@TriggerDog27]

Juliette Anderson the Baited podcast

[@BamboLord]

How did they destroy it? I just wanna know, I have no clue what that other podcast is.

[@Jack_The_Lad]

It died because because of Keemstar or something like that, I really doubt this podcast affected baited in any way.

[@saloonboone]

Baited isn't dead, just new hosts

[@averagedrummer8939]

I would fight J.K Simmons before he became me so I could be immortalised as the cartoon man in a movie with Toby Maguire

[@CakeofPixels]

A

[@saporoushail5751]

The Letter A B

[@goblin941]

wuzzup111 NiNjA9850 C

[@Jazz7811]

Please don't skip Jackson again I like him.

[@nerdpiggy]

Thank you Kaya for giving me an 8-pack from laughing when you talked about the Charlie's mom and ISIS dream

[@thekingofwrongstyle3515]

The moisturizer can use a baseball slide as his finisher. You can Regal out an explanation by saying the moisture gives it more velocity.

[@DavidSmith-cb2ru]

just started getting into this pod cast a week or so ago, so i decided to start from the beginning. I also just a few days ago started playing devil daggers. I was laying in bed nearly asleep when Andrew mentioned devil daggers and my eyes opened so fucking wide I thought I'd never blink again. idk why this got me so hyped for a minute

[@Usselman]

KAYA IS THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH

[@seto007]

They were literally discussing the plot to Kung Fury with that first question.

[@dalekgeek225]

Wow, 1k likes, 9 dislikes. IT'S A SIGN!! BRENDAN FRAISER WILL RISE AGAIN!!! HAIL FRAISER!!

[@sashaschuele4487]

gonna watch Circle now to see if it really was as good as Andrew thought

[@AwesomeAutismHC]

Sasha Schuele Oh it's awesome. It's one of the few movies that successfully defies the three-act structure.

[@xxxxfatcatxxxx]

Well i guess i'll go watch Circle on netflix.

[@Potato_Cannibal]

Please keep doing these Podcasts Charlie, They are funny and I really enjoy listening to them

[@miraqen7801]

57:53 - (Andrew talks about flying in lucid dreaming) For some odd reason I've had 2 lucid dreams in my 18 years of lifespan where its so fucking hard to fly/float because you'll just end up sinking faster than you could gain altitude and I thought that it might have to do with beds.

[@CutiePie4325]

"my closest friend is like 20 km away" "oh god, that's like 80 american miles" 10/10, would vote you two into presidency and vice.

[@jonathanQgaming]

another great episode of the andrew podcast

[@Lumpytusk]

"Mein Kampf blocks" I missed that joke the first time around because it was quiet but I rate it 10/10

[@lance8661]

how did kaya and charlie meet?

[@certifiednard2543]

Lance League of Legends I think?

[@over7532]

Lance, Charlie talks about how Kaya stopped him from being even more of a weirdo in college so I guess kaya might've gone to college with him.

[@gur0321]

they met in a bathroom

[@natenatenate10]

All wrong answers

[@Tyler-ll2ic]

In a tornado punching sharks

[@Cwdo]

best podcast to exist on this planet.

[@Jormelli]

Would you visit turkey Just to see Kaya ?

[@-spookyy7663]

Stopped the whole podcast for Circle. That was a really good movie would recommend +rep.

[@CubiStudios]

So, what is the official release schedule for the podcast now? I'm hoping you guys keep it going, I'm loving it so far!

[@ZealotOnYouTube]

Every Wednesday 8pm EST

[@CubiStudios]

Zealot Awesome, thanks!

[@cguzman7423]

This is THE best episode of The Official Podcast! From minutes 46:00 - 54:21 are golden!

[@STICKGUYMB]

The whole thing around 6 min about going back in time to beat up their mom or themselves while their mom is pregnant is gold

[@cannedfishfan]

these podcasts keep getting better

[@akramdarwazeh1662]

So i just watched circle because of andrew, thanks for that.

[@leecorbett3032]

What is the panels favorite food in categories.... Favorite fast food? Favorite dish when u were kids? Favorite comfort food now? One dish to take with u on a deserted island? Favorite culinary dish from ur region? Finally, the restaurant that u would go to to impress ur first date? Love the podcast guys!

[@GusTheAnus]

andrew talking about his love for the movie Circle makes me appreciate him so much more. i love that movie a lot, so hearing someone also appreciate it for its quality or lack thereof makes me happy lmao

[@corey4191]

I'd use a " The Official Podcast " as a wallpaper.

[@crowlindley61]

getting drunk off my ass and watching this with my friends is the best thing I've ever done

[@matthewvasta9425]

i wish there was a facecam for each of the people

[@kaleblee5386]

This aged well

[@mxcristian11]

9:07 when J said achieved tell me you didn’t lose it XD XD XD XD XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MUD2MUD]

46:04 Charlie starts uncontrollably laughing you're welcome

[@T4Dynimite007]

Man, made me so happy when they talked about Circle. I loved that movie :D

[@LeftoverHandle]

11:58 Charlie is Zoidberg... You're Welcome.

[@77whsbca]

Charlie:oh yeah i love that Andrew: I LOVE THAT TOO

[@blaneries8925]

Had to pause and go watch circle lol

[@polsp4046]

Blane Ries how was it

[@blaneries8925]

o d d b o y I'd give it like a 7/10

[@BUZZK1LL2000]

Same :P

[@bribri9392]

The dream stories straight up made me cry. That was fucking beautiful.

[@sham9505]

Omg most of these comments are from 6 years ago…

[@Diesel_Budgie]

I'm pretty sure this is the greatest podcast I've ever listened to. I couldn't stop smiling :D

[@sushifish55]

Well tickle my taint another The Official Podcast!

[@CubeIsleProduction]

I dont normally listen to podcasts but i make an exception to this one i fuckin love it

[@cyrusrobins9313]

How the fuck did Charlie not answer with "Cowman" for the wrestler question

[@legit1893]

The description with the time marks, where you discussed what, is really useful.

[@variansloth]

I saw Circle once because it's on Netflix and the ending haunted me for weeks after.

[@yesman1231]

The best time to listen to these podcasts is reeeeally late at night when everything is funny no matter what

[@polsp4046]

Andrew can be a lil unfunny, but hes relatable

[@RealASkeleton]

o d d b o y He's probably my favorite.

[@coosheen_wnw]

Nothing makes my week like these podcasts. I love it, keep it up.

[@Name-qo6gz]

the corners once again spell JACK

[@nickd3767]

Please never end this podcast series

[@flashmozzg]

I envy people who can dream =( I get like 1 dream in 5-6 years, tops.

[@OleHams]

Dont. I dream almost non stop every night. Its not fun. Its like living in two worlds. I havent had a full nights sleep in about 2 years. When you do dream is it super vivid?

[@flashmozzg]

Henry Nah. I mean sometimes when I woke up, I sort of understand that I was dreaming, but I remember only like last 15 seconds and usually it's something extremely boring I just want to forget immediately. Like almost without any graphics (just some murky visuals), and you just arguing about something with yourself or having a very long thought that leads nowhere and starts nowhere. And I have like 3 or 4 dreams that I remember from my entire life. And most of them were just nightmares. They were kinds vivid, but not really lucid. Like when I was little, I remember I had a dream, there it was just a normal day, but then suddenly the gravity "switched off", or more accurately - it wasn't pulling towards the center. And everything just started flying of the surface of the earth horizontally. And another dream there I just remember staying in a long line to the silent hill-ish pool, and at the end, someone pushed me and I realized that there was no water in it. So I woke up when I hit the ground. It felt kinds nice, I tried to "relive" this dream afterwards, but it wasn't the same( Yeah, and I had one "chick" dream. That's about it for the 20+ years of my life. About full-night sleep - do you get tired while in the dream? I just feel like I wasting my night. Even if I sleep 12+ hours I still feel tired when I woke up, and I don't remember any dreams at all, while everyone around is discussing the weird dreams they had =(

[@stagger9660]

Henry normally i dream anywhere from 3-4 times a week. and i alot of times i forget them. and do you smoke weed? i heard it makes you dream less. i notice i dont dream as much when i fall asleep high all the time. thats about the only thing i know of that may help you.

[@flashmozzg]

Bubbles Nah, don't drink/smoke or take any other kind of drugs. So when everyone just casually discuses "or what dream you had yesterday" or "you will not believe what I dreamed", I just feel like I have some kind of sickness or whatever.

[@stagger9660]

flashmozzg ah. thats cool then. do whatever is best for you. i got to a point once where i was dreaming about just normal life and it was fucking with my reality because throughout points of the day i would think about stuff and sometimes i would have trouble figuring out if past events were a dream or not.

[@gan9055]

I stopped this in the middle to go watch Circle. Trippy shit.

[@FocusBeDrifting]

i fucking love this every week fabntastic thank u

[@jazazzaza]

"awkwardly sprouting a chubby" goat phrase

[@cpolonium1121]

Thank god. I heard this was cancelled and I shit myself.

[@TheSilentSoprano1]

These podcasts are making me moist by the episode.

[@vintageseinfelddvd]

Oh boy, more sexually initiated conversations.

[@Logan-gl2ft]

Humphrey Bogart looks like a version of 007 that peaked in highschool but kept trying and failed every time.

[@adriang6440]

D O N K E Y L L I E

[@Waverider-Zeta]

I listened to this while drawing on my computer, and I had to stop multiple times because of how hard I was laughing.

[@BEDCORN]

What was the question?

[@Isaac-lp5fw]

31:43 "Hey son I look like Humphrey Bogart. Ain't that some shit." I died laughing

[@mike-the-merc9330]

Why isn't this called the J.A.C.K Podcast?!

[@LINKZ02]

Mike Mercurio JACKcast

[@alma3884052]

JACK OFFicial podcast

[@w0lks4]

This is the shit, I just can;t wait for next episode.

[@ToontownPinkplushes]

andrew talks over everybody way too much way too loudly

[@Cteklite]

"I gave you a very special Amazon gift card." At least I can share my pain with Cr1t.

[@kingpotato9872]

If you could shoot lasers out of any hole on your body which hole would it be?

[@THEDUDE2741]

if you go to the official podcast website you can send your quality question directly to them

[@Enthernal0]

Jackson sounds suspiciously like Luna from FiW. It's adorable.

[@AgniFirePunch]

if u make fun of andrew😲🚫Imma runn up on ya with my🤔 gang🔫😎💊🏹

[@G0ATFAC3]

I've only ever had one lucid dream in my life. I spawned in a bed (outside, and floating above a dumpster, but that's not important), with the intent to hang out with my highschool sweetheart. Then, to make sure I didn't wake up early, I was sure to remind myself, "okay, just don't think about waking up" and then I woke up.

[@1manprty]

It seems god has delivered us another blessing

[@vegan0va]

Never stop this podcast