The Official Podcast

[@MrWillgum]

Can't lie you guys are my favorite podcast, I love the "just be yourself and shoot the shit" style of podcast thanks for being here and doing this.

[@woodmansteve6760]

That's exactly why I've stayed, all these people saying that these guys don't do any actual research for their topics are expecting an npr podcast on Charlie's channel.

[@zarlei6048]

Going through all the 'older' ones and I love it. Feels like I'm with my friends when Andrew calls Kaya a retard and Jackson makes indistinct noise in the background. This low effort style is their style.

[@mattmarini2327]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Charlie The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the KZbinrs would tell you. It’s a KZbin legend. Darth Charlie was a Dark Lord of the Moist Meter, so powerful and so wise he could use the meter to influence the midichlorians to create content… He had such a knowledge of the moist meter that he could even review the games he loved. The moist meter is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his subscribers everything he knew, then his subscribers asked for LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga in his comments . Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

[@fredjohnston1701]

Matt Marini I approve of this. Good job.

[@johnbrowning4510]

:'(

[@LiftYagami]

Cheeeese

[@jtendy]

You’re gay

[@prinny7963]

I also approve, good job

[@misterscorpius1446]

"If you're buying something you don't need you're not saving any money." That's actually a really smart way of looking at it.

[@ricoanderson6626]

Your podcast is better than H3H3's, so i think you guys are doing fine.

[@OpathicaNAE]

Anything with competent research and something that resembles humor is better than the H3H3 podcast.

[@domeepoo]

a dog farting into a microphone is better than the H3 podcast

[@ricoanderson6626]

@@domeepoo Most of Ethan's humor on the podcast consists of toilet humor, so it'd be no different. I remember this hilarious screenshot i saw showing back-to-back uploads from the official H3H3 podcast clip channel and the name of the videos were: "Do you smell your own farts", and a week later, "do you fart on your hand and smell it" or some shit like that.

[@CartoonWarStudios]

H3 podcast has been rough. but these guys are still boring. Charlie is the only one bringing anything to the table. Plus maybe the Australian one.

[@k.a.nsmith1581]

@@OpathicaNAE lmao they dont do ressearch though

[@CherrygroveCity]

You say that your podcast but you haven't even seen the comment section with these LEGO guys

[@KeatsQRST]

Dio Drando he has, and he then humiliated us. We still go on though

[@fredjohnston1701]

Dio Drando Wasn’t he making a video just the other day saying to let people enjoy themselves if they’re not harming anybody (specifically the Fortnite community, but it still applies here)?

[@LiftYagami]

Can we just get a moist meter in LEGO Star Wars

[@SynbaddYT]

+1 like for the LL profile pic

[@cryomancer2616]

Hey

[@horsebear1986]

Charlie's rant is the angriest I've ever seen him. It was glorious.

[@kriegrrr]

Get rock lobster on the podcast

[@corktail7900]

hell yeah

[@corktail7900]

@@doug2359 to all of us

[@NuIIname]

Yes

[@azuritet3]

I've dealt with the IRS before. It's *ALWAYS* your fault, even when it's their fault it's your fault, and they *DO* care about 15 dollars. They came after me for only 15 dollars, and I do have an accountant. He advised me to pay the 15 Dollars and count my lucky stars that they didn't make a bigger mistake.

[@blorglord]

your credibility is DESTROYED

[@azuritet3]

@@blorglord Because of this I will always hate the IRS. They left a bad taste in my mouth and if they want me to stop talking shit about them then they can apologize to me and undo their fucking mistakes, but that will never happen because they have complete faith that they could never make a mistake, not even in theory. They are like the Pope in that respect. It's almost like they think they can control the truth itself.

[@blorglord]

@@azuritet3 edited sandwich for breakfast

[@azuritet3]

Edited? Yes. I changed the 10 to a 15. small number mistakes like that irk me. If you want to make a big deal about how I edited my comment then I could make a big deal about how the IRS edits postal records.

[@blorglord]

@@azuritet3 super Saigon dumpy shouldve held

[@OGBeefStew]

Maybe some bookworm could spice it up

[@bkatz1480]

Na

[@bane2201]

I think you mean Bookworm Adventures. Bookworm is a different game.

[@lorcanreilly3298]

A wee bit of Bookworm adventures deluxe

[@lightning1116]

Beef Stew whatchu doin here, go back to Donkeyworm Adventures Deluxe

[@darthmaul1074]

He already played it

[@cjallin1119]

No matter how much I listen to it every week, the intro song is still as badass as ever

[@legatus3213]

Day 46 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter. I can join for an episode if you want to spice things up.

[@KeatsQRST]

Legatus that would be amazing

[@theartistformallyknownas2677]

Legatus you should be on there

[@jayzell3687]

Please atleast agree to end this if he does. No one wants to continue seeing all of these comments in place of classic Official Comments if there's an alternative

[@lorcanreilly3298]

@roastednuts Im sorry but no one likes your opinion

[@yeng1855]

When he wills it.

[@emersonsawesome]

I lost my voice yesterday and I've been generally feeling like shit lately and having this to wake up to was the best, love you guys.

[@borkybork2749]

Rhett and Link have been on KZbin since the beginning. I’m happy to see how far they’ve come.

[@kcthekid7640]

another day another episode where Kaya assumes youtubers he doesn't know are bad.

[@Jmak]

You need a special guest named jma-- souljaboy

[@Sieger1]

ok Jma-souljaboy

[@MichaelOrtega]

Yes

[@Hevvvyyy]

Holy shit what is with these lego profiles ?

[@CoolVids19]

@@Hevvvyyy what. jmak is regular viewer he was here before the Lego memes

[@5crungo]

soulja boy “”””crank dat””””

[@TheChristenberry]

Who would've known that they were going to have John McAfee on in 50 episodes

[@alguienconunvideojuego4606]

And then he would proceed to die :(

[@TheChristenberry]

@@alguienconunvideojuego4606 can we get a R.I.P in chat please

[@Nodeaa]

@@TheChristenberry rip

[@AK-lg8fj]

Totally on Kaya's side re: the tax issue. Payments on Paypal aren't reported automatically either; you have to include those payments in your tax return if they count as income and if you received more than the threshold amount of income that year. I'm not a fan of incels either, but reporting people for tax evasion when you have an actual basis to believe they've committed tax evasion isn't a bad thing.

[@nothing-wp9ti]

the threshold would be $1 for self employment anyways

[@dxshawn532]

Its different because they are women. If it was some dude being reported for the same those very people would be saying its deserved.

[@Toxic-Pyro]

Instead of a podcast, what about pod-racing? In LEGO Star Wars

[@lorcanreilly3298]

This makes my day

[@crispy1349]

Day 11 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on moist meter

[@deatsbybre7162]

lets go boys

[@albinotangerine5556]

Thank you for your service

[@iminyourwalls250]

Shut up

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

This is just getting annoying.

[@blcklstd6156]

Nobody gives a fuck about lego Star wars

[@jaymac7401]

If I'd change one thing, it be that we have compilations of funny moments, maybe that's on us fans. It was one of the great things about the sleepy cabin podcast.

[@sdl_tunable4390]

Happy 2 years boys!!! So happy you’ve made it this far

[@TheFlawedPlan]

Gotta love how often Andrew smugly corrects people when he's objectively wrong.

[@grelkie]

Lol

[@Littledude3722]

Day 1 of joining the cause. Stay strong my bretheren.

[@LOLYOU1337]

if i was there it would be even shittier, missing an opportunity

[@Goodwind88]

You haven't posted anything in 4 years...

[@TacoTabo]

It may be shit but Lego Star Wars is not

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

This is just getting annoying.

[@TacoTabo]

Hairy AldrichJr this is just getting annoying

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

@@TacoTabo This is just getting annoying.

[@giantdad8468]

STOP

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

@@giantdad8468 Why?

[@KeatsQRST]

Day 25 of supporting Legatus in getting Charlie to do a moist meter on LEGO Star Wars the complete saga Holy f I was actually first by one second Also I would like to say that if Charlie isn’t going to do a video on LEGO Star Wars, I want him to at least take a look at the youtube channel rebelTV, which I think everyone should go watch. (Or don’t if you want to convinced that prank channels aren’t all that bad)

[@debruhh5491]

KeatsQRST you were second. Can we get an F in the chat?

[@KeatsQRST]

Deborah Betru actually as sons as I got the comment I refreshed the video there were two comments mine was made 9 seconds ago the other 8

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

This is just getting annoying.

[@decube9614]

Are you all in fact one guy with multiple account

[@KeatsQRST]

DeCube nope. We have an army of legos on our side

[@russellrodely5206]

3:00 willing to apply the supreme power of the moist meter to a sub-par podcast, yet will not grace Lego Star Wars with it.

[@kex2247]

Day 3 of asking charlie to put LEGO batman the videogame on the moist meter.

[@lorcanreilly3298]

Not really the same though is it

[@kex2247]

@@lorcanreilly3298 you have an army, my robins keep dying

[@Akordio94]

You guys have such fresh perspectives, really fun to listen too.

[@divinity1967]

Charlie, please in the name of Lego Yoda put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter I beg you

[@kikimiele1029]

Hearing Kaya describe Rhett and Link as the exact opposite of what they are was actually low key upsetting xD but at the same time would it be Kaya if he wasn’t largely unknowingly assuming the worst about everyone?

[@ChemDawg710]

Yeah they're cool humble dudes, Link is a bit of a square but you learn to like him. Kaya was way off.

[@kevindubon9307]

Not trying to stiproast kaya but it'd be nice if kaya toned that down about himself

[@jcarnag]

I appreciate you, Jackson.

[@ZealotOnYouTube]

Thanks, I appreciate you too.

[@chowderr8740]

H*ly shit he actually replied...

[@monononny3974]

The problem with the Bill Burr episode of H3H3 is not that he was excited or anything, it's that he was getting offended near the end, and in a weak attempt to own him back, Ethan put up a vid of a crowd booing him off stage a while back. That's what everyone got peeved about.

[@Chadronius]

Day 1 for petitioning Charlie to blacklist all Lego Star Wars accounts!

[@TheMegaRin]

Kaya is the kind of a person to defend H3H3 getting insulted when Bill Bull refused to answer how many people are in his family to keep his own daughter safe from internet creeps, huh?

[@natenatenate10]

h3h3 was insulted when burr refused to disclose how many family members he hired to keep his daughter safe? the fuck are you saying LOL

[@grelkie]

???

[@Warden64]

*I see you're a man of culture.*

[@goobodygiberson5527]

Acknowledgement is the key to life, knowing you're shit is accepting yourself

[@AndreastheMartyr]

Day 14 of supporting legatus in the movement to review LEGO star wars the complete saga on the moist meter You can't win this war charlie

[@lorcanreilly3298]

Its inevitable at this point

[@captainwinky8353]

he can just blacklist all of you if he wants

[@yeng1855]

I wonder how this war was started.

[@BenRye495]

@@captainwinky8353 they can create alt accounts

[@captainwinky8353]

Bill Rye the Jewish Guy he can blacklist them too

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

I agree, it isn't any good until you get Ben Sharpie

[@crapconnoisseur6691]

nah Jordan crayola

[@mikeplurple4942]

Ok, this is epic.

[@NotTheGaslighter]

Day 4 of our long days winding down, nothing much occuring except our kind asking to please consider putting Lego Star Wars: TCS on the Moist Meter, not just for Legatus but for all

[@7___k554]

Yes sir

[@lorcanreilly3298]

Keep fighting the good fight

[@maniac9046]

Took 104 episodes to realize

[@harlsy796]

the horror movie instrument is called a waterphone

[@joebailey8294]

Oh come on Rhett and Link are pretty wholesome

[@demo0831]

Yeah but Kaya wouldnt know that I mean he is litterally the king of assuming the worst of people

[@eggsamillion]

Thank you for this wonderful podcast. I was playing Donkey Kong Country Returns and I had been playing this stage for 4 hours straight, and as soon as I put this podcast on, I won.

[@jtendy]

Took you 104 episodes to figure that out?

[@ratadjacent]

It took me 35 minutes to discover what the title truly entailed. Lovely.

[@deatsbybre7162]

Day 11 of asking Charlie to put Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga on the Moist Meter

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

This is just getting annoying.

[@deatsbybre7162]

@@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain We are soldiers with a purpose. If you don't agree, simply go on with your day, and don't reply to every comment with the same thing like you're some kind of snowflake.

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

@@deatsbybre7162 This is just getting annoying.

[@yeng1855]

Another one

[@burblingbarbacoa4944]

Someone link to the podcast they reference

[@theartistformallyknownas2677]

I'M TRYING TO EAT WHILE WATCHING THIS EPISODE WTF GUYS

[@manuelsputnik]

Half of this episode was about scat porn

[@first-aid5048]

You guys are doing perfect. And a lot more funny then most.

[@invalid4783]

Day 15 of supporting Legatus to get Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the complete saga on the moist meter

[@captainzubzubs5127]

AWWW YES UR BACK. I WAIT EVERY WREK FOR MY FIX

[@4sbel885]

Day 2 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the complete Saga on moist meter

[@joebobby1412]

Today we learned that the shitstorm that is KZbin comments are actually the best medium for valid criticism ever invented. Thanks guys.

[@naterk9460]

Dear lord I can completely relate to Charlie's story about hating Opie for being a suckup. I had a classmate like that in a college class who, every time the professor had a question, would almost always get called on and delve into an answer that was 20-30 times as long as it needed to be. Professor: "Hey, what color is this tie?" Normal Student: "It's red." This jackoff: "Well you see, there are several schools of thought on the concept of color. The thing you really need to take into consideration involves how the lighting hits the tie and what fabric the tie is made of. There's also the possibility that it will appear to be a different color if you are colorblind. I read a great article once about tie color and what they mean. You see, some people really like red and some people don't, and different people have different feelings about it depending on what mood they're in. So while I might think your tie is red, we can't accept it simply as fact because there's no way of knowing anything for sure and we all might live in our own reality." The professor usually would try to cut him off several times and get back to the lesson and he would just keep going.

[@KILLEROFLITE5]

Dude there was 2 for me

[@kaneweast7857]

Remember the days when Charlie's comment sections weren't filled with shitposty Lego Star Wars comments? Ahh those were the days

[@TheBlakeGames26]

where is the lswtcs moist meter - day 4

[@teeniepeenie3148]

how about a podcast on lego star wars the complete saga?

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

Lmao

[@DrNaviMD]

It is, but so is your other content, no one comes here expecting quality. We love you guys.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Gotta be honest this, the killstream and whenever metokur streams kinda filled the void sleepy cabin used to fill

[@ismailsaleh7688]

Absolutely same, I miss Zach's screeches, also /)

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Welp the killstream imploded in on it's self

[@RealSetsuP]

Speaking as an actual 40 year old who listens to you guys on the way to Ye Olde Nine To Five... B L E S S YOU for NOT using Family Guy soundbytes.

[@exas274]

hell yeah

[@PixelPhoenix]

What was the name of the podcast that reviewed this one? Can't seem to find it.

[@yojo346]

it was linked in andrew's twitter: hwcdn.libsyn.com/p/f/8/c/f8ce4ecbc3c27fb8/Ep130_-_The_Official_Podcast.mp3?c_id=26649614&cs_id=26649614&destination_id=483551&expiration=1543736676&hwt=da55c46aab01ec01b840d6e8e4620016

[@i-win]

True dat

[@Jmak]

Dat true

[@qui-gonjinn6777]

Day 4 of asking Charlie to put LSWTCS on the Moist Meter

[@kaycrackzshed837]

Man forget about these haters,You guys are amazing. We love you four.

[@sirdavidbrandon5026]

Andrew always has the best ad reads

[@eligoldman9200]

You guys are the best when you interview KZbin guest cuz you are on their level and it’s cool to see you tubers I watch on this show. The one with Internet comment Eric was pretty good.

[@thatrandomderp]

A podcast centered around shit? Is this H3H3?!

[@bronze1895]

thatrandomderp weird flex but okay

[@Dirkoin]

I am glad you have noticed it

[@jcm9518]

Seems like its Kayas time of the month

[@w123hyy]

Jelcs s4 oh my god I know right

[@isidroduarte8942]

I'm here early for once! Charlie better be moist as always!

[@unorubbertoe]

Fuck I feel too old to listen sometimes....but I can't stop now. I'm hooked.

[@joshuatiwari6529]

Charlie I'll be the podcast intern and train your RuneScape account. It's actually not entirely against game rules, just strongly recommended against for security reasons.

[@rimoluna4213]

Pretty sure he got banned already

[@Ragnarock619]

"Why would it be 'mac' if there's no 'a' between the 'm' and the 'c'?" Thought it was a joke at first.

[@clenchedfistsyndrome1439]

He killed himself so the debate is over.

[@ReD_SnOw-ke2hn]

I love your podcast, keep up the great work!!

[@gp2860]

Genuinely, not my favorite audio quality, and literally never a minute passes without someone talking over someone else. Y’all get good guests tho

[@rub-a-dub-ducky]

ironically, i just recently watched an episode of ancient aliens (dont ask why) and the meme dude DID remind me of kaya. sorry bud

[@darthmaul1074]

Day 17 of begging Charlie To play Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga. No matter what happens we will march on and score a victory royale. Also #legatusforpodcast

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

This is just getting annoying.

[@robertos7318]

@@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain honestly

[@fennec8896]

I kinda wanna see that review though

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

@@fennec8896 There's nothing wrong with wanting to see a review follow through; its the absolute relentless entitlement fueled commands spammed throughout the comment section that is sickening. Imagine how annoyed Charlie is seeing posts that don't add anything, positively comment or even critique the making, opinion or topic of the video. There are nothing but demands. I can't believe that nobody else is pointing that out or discouraging it; at least, that's what it seems to me.

[@fennec8896]

Hairy AldrichJr well I just see both sides of it. Ya I can relate that it’s getting a bit much at this point and that it’s probably even more annoying for Charlie, I just think I’d be a real funny video if he actually did it. But I do agree it’s starting to get out of hand, I just don’t care that much personally since I still chuckle when I occasionally check Charlie’s vids and see these

[@sharibyaku]

well i’m glad you’re becoming self aware papi

[@Ksilisab]

SOMETIMES I COOM

[@Ksilisab]

HOT COOM

[@Bugthesda76]

Smell moist

[@vaarelsauce]

I COOM. I SAW. I PRAISE. THE COOM.

[@gabrielsebastiancmarinas8509]

Sup fellow tenno :)

[@BlackSabaBR]

Boi

[@tylerallan7939]

Get Mister metokur on your podcast!

[@gamerpro4268]

day 3 of asking Charlie up put LEGO Star Wars the complete Saga on moist meter

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

This is just getting annoying.

[@LiftYagami]

Hairy AldrichJr This is a request and he is not tending to it

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

@@LiftYagami A request that has become a joke. And no creator of any kind should be told what to create.

[@Brandinoooo]

@@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain Are you really going to every LEGO Star Wars comment and repeating ",this is getting annoying"? They don't care if it's annoying, they obviously aren't going to stop so you're wasting your time dude

[@justagoodfriend60]

I'm gonna be honest guys... I'm just here because I love your ads.

[@AlexB-nw7jt]

6:00 the fallacy of "fine, you do better". We consume a lot of content, and some people buy products from those content creators. They are allowed and should be encouraged to voice their opinions on brands(such as H3H3). It could help the brand develop to their consumers.

[@js-yall]

Forget Lego Star wars moist meter, let's have bookworm moist meter

[@nickpickle]

Day 13 of helping Legatus ask Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter.

[@doctorrussia]

Kaya doesn't know how American taxes work

[@thebeastmodeism]

Good lord, Charlie’s Opie rant is legendary

[@josuelugosarchive1864]

*LETS GO LEGO PEOPLE ANOTHER COMMENT SECTION TO FLOOD*

[@betelgeuse9940]

You should have me in your next podcast *wink,wink, nudge,nudge, I'd be from the people, by the people, for the people.

[@startrader9503]

Please don't stop making these

[@blackenedblueberry4471]

Charlie I know you want to ignore us, but that will only make things worse. Please stop denying the inevitable, and just put Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga on the moist meter.

[@charleswebberley5085]

Raspberry Time he said he would do it at 5k subs on twitch

[@SpiralDream]

I'm almost certain he's entirely stopped reading the comments by now

[@itsgems3029]

You have a dope death metal playlist

[@quentinc712]

This is not what we asked for

[@fredjohnston1701]

It’s only crap since you’re not putting LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga on the Moist Meter (day 21). Also, I support Legatus for the podcast.

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

This is just getting annoying.

[@fredjohnston1701]

Hairy AldrichJr It’s annoying how you just copied the same comment and pasted it in reply to everybody.

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

@@fredjohnston1701 This is just getting annoying.

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

@Ex- Men This is just getting annoying.

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

@Rixton Do they feel good spamming every video with the same comment? Do they feel good DEMANDING Charlie to bend to their will after clear rejection? At first this petition for a review was innocent and honestly, I supported it in silence but this campaign has ran it's course.

[@Max46092]

What podcast was that, that reviewed them?

[@-RoacH-]

Went down in the comments to try and find out but all I got was LEGO Star Wars

[@Max46092]

A valiant effort my dude. Lego starwars has taken over

[@theartistformallyknownas2677]

You should bring on Mister Metokur

[@Mierezkal]

Jimbo would bury these idiots, he is too edgy and right-wing for them.

[@Mierezkal]

@origindirewolf unlike Kaya, Jim is great at debating people, which he has shown many a time, especially with Destiny. JACK guys are notoriously ignorant and willing to fold under pressure, Jim is too overwhelming for them to handle.

[@Mierezkal]

@origindirewolf you started it kid. My original point was that Jim isn't fit for this podcast, because is very much to the right, and JACK consists of nothing but lefties and septics, with a bonus furry thrown in. They'd have nothing to talk about and it wouldn't be a lot of fun for viewers. I'd rather JACK never have guests at all, that's when they're the funniest.

[@Mierezkal]

@origindirewolf offended

[@Mierezkal]

@origindirewolf I do, snowflake

[@clonetrooper2355]

Day 6 of asking chralie for LEGO Star Wars:The complete saga on moist meter

[@dukebristow3216]

Get anything4theviews on the podcast

[@oussamabr5851]

Hell yea

[@thattypicalslimy8548]

Day 3 of asking Charlie to put Lego star wars the complete saga on the moist meter.

[@whyughgeez]

I like Kaya, but he seemed very misinformed this episode. Especially on the the thot audit situation as well as on Rhett and Link.

[@kamilucredic]

This is my madness mantra when I watch an episode nowadays - "I like Kaya, but he comes off very misinformed on _this_ topic ... "

[@braules]

Kaya always comes out as a stupid fuck nothing’s new

[@aarongarcia1054]

The George Clooney commercial has been a thing for like 3 or 4 years in Mexico