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[@japrogramer]

I knew this was going to happen .. as soon as those skinny legs hit the front page

[@LordKnowsBlue]

japrogramer in older videos he’s shown his legs before they were still skinny but no one saw them I guess until now

[@sum-dum_nerd]

I couldn't wait tbh, I don't usually listen to these podcasts but this was A+

[@crorens]

Front page?

[@aphextwinna]

yep yep yep! but i did some digging through twitter photos aaaaand, sorry, Charlie, your dad's legs aren't "almost like yours" :p still, i am totally against leg shaming.

[@rolltideroll8458]

@@sum-dum_nerd same

[@Donny-kd3bn]

For a second i thought you guys actually got Charlie’s legs on the podcast.

[@ragingagent5040]

Sadly that is impossible as Charlie’s legs do not exist.

[@nickauricchio1853]

Oh they're much too busy for that

[@mattfrankman]

They died back in 1943

[@game_generation]

So, you guys finally address the -elephant- chicken in the room.

[@ReaperCheGuevara]

I was just thinking to myself how this isn't a top comment. And then I scrolled up and I was like oh you just gained 20 likes in about 30 seconds.

[@VOLAIRE]

We hurt Charlie’s feelings haha

[@jointhesocial]

@@VOLAIRE His legs fail to show any sign of life, but we very well know that his legs are sentient as any living being.

[@MisterGrandonk]

Fixx

[@bigman489]

Game Generation *The emaciated holocaust patient.

[@emperorpingusmathchannel5365]

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[@emperorpingusmathchannel5365]

@Brodie Dooley worship me

[@waynesanford2869]

Bump

[@Blueway360Gamer]

It's in the description of the video

[@emperorpingusmathchannel5365]

@@Blueway360Gamer you cant click on them on mobile. You can only click on timestamps in comments on mobile.

[@Blueway360Gamer]

@@emperorpingusmathchannel5365 Good point

[@hungry403]

Finally, a serious subject on the podcast

[@jnightmare0]

Lol

[@VOLAIRE]

Rip Charlie’s legs

[@thomasde343]

I would like a burger with a side of Charlie's legs.

[@valentinkrajzelman4649]

I'm confused by your profile picture

[@Hatingbutyoubroketho]

@@VOLAIRE sc vcv

[@RipePlantains]

"Everyone's legs are super skinny" no

[@sleepyontime5513]

Ripe Plantains yeah my legs aren’t skinny lmao

[@DeeznutztheOG]

Yeah like side or front it’s still very unusually skinny. He needs to stop skipping leg day

[@snorg7139]

My calfs are fatty af

[@VolkorShima]

Also my calves look bigger from the side, not sure what Charlie’s getting at.

[@assassin0547]

Ripe Plantains I think a lot of men’s calves are skinny. Compared to women’s anyway

[@aidanneal5688]

That thumbnail really instills fear on whoever is cursed to view it

[@LordZoth6292]

Are those really his legs. Im scared

[@drperkyreal4686]

LordZoth6292 yes

[@Mr-Bones_777]

Blessed > cursed

[@DammitSinged]

_How tf are you supposed to Naruto run through Area 51 without snapping those babies in half._

[@robbieboydudeguy]

It just makes the likelihood of his legs being hit by the guards way less

[@PeacefulJoint]

@@znj4450 Damn right. Naruto running defies all known laws of physics.

[@TAKEYOURCREATINE]

@@znj4450 *Angry BRRRRRRRRT in the distance*

[@oilyfrog5022]

I took this literally the first time I read this, snapping babies.

[@graysonjones5425]

This is the type of content I’m subscribed for

[@brentstanford38]

@@TravisG legs and Charlie in title what's there no to love

[@streched_thin]

Travis Goegebeur how fucking stupid r you. The title soon is enough to tell you what type of video it is. You don’t gotta watch he whole thing to know

[@streched_thin]

Travis Goegebeur nah it wasn’t a joke. You were very obviously confuzzled

[@dux3644]

@@TravisG I heard this podcast yesterday on spotify

[@Gman224]

Can I just say that Charlie’s fans are ruthless y’all been roasting him for like a week

[@basedpump946]

why is charlie using the leafy excuse? "EvEryONes chIn loOks bAd In a ProFiLE ShOt"

[@beefricebadger2033]

6BasedPump9 cause it’s true, my entire face looks like trash from the profile shot, maybe cause I’m ugly but none the less

[@beefricebadger2033]

Ellis Dee no shit he’s ugly as sin itself

[@kiki2222]

Leafy's hot shut up. 😐

[@beefricebadger2033]

IzzyRush is this a sarcasm, boss?

[@jaylucino8890]

The fucked up thing was it was thin on every angle. He can't use that excuse.

[@mynameisreallycool1]

Andrew: "If you stretched the photo, why does the shampoo look the same?" Charlie: "Uhh..." *Starts talking about his pants* Andrew: "And the tile looks normal." Charlie: *Ignores him and continues talking about his pants* Best podcast ever

[@TidalMello]

Lmao I wonder why he didn't keep that point going.

[@Gooseball1]

Time stamp?

[@pistolshrimp7775]

@@Gooseball1 10:36

[@adhchopper]

Charlie was foreshadowing his incredible abilities as imposter

[@shelby5809]

@@adhchopper ew

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

Hearing Charlie get destroyed about this, even by the podcast crew, is just hilarious Bonus points for coming back to the short thing

[@raferwolflol]

I'm so glad Charlie survived the Gulag and Holocaust and Armenian Genocide and Riker's Island and USP Florence ADMAX prison. He's honestly such a hero and I'm so thankful for him. Cr1tikal forever in our hearts and legs

[@doctor_fishy_]

Charlie's legs be thin sometimes. He is 4 inches taller though. A small price to pay for salvation

[@doctor_fishy_]

@RJ aight we have a smartass in the comments. There's one every episode

[@MatheusHenrique-od8di]

@RJ Ya need a hobby kid.

[@MauveGun]

skorn no need to be an asshole, sheesh

[@vermin5367]

You know someone's an intellectual when they have "xd" in their name.

[@spectre7184]

@@vermin5367 xd

[@VOLAIRE]

Guys we finally did it, we broke Charlie

[@Shitfartpenis]

this is the voice of a broken chicken-man hybrid

[@taliakellegg5978]

@@johh55 beginning when they are talking abut the legs maybe?

[@Diversagon]

Suck that napkin guys knee caps

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

I've come from the future to say, damn that man's got some tiny chicken legs. "Everyone's legs are skinny" is the new "4 inches is average"

[@anthonypena336]

​@@Shitfartpenisnice channel name 👍🏻

[@faithr.9101]

No one: Charlie: 😎 💪👕👍 I I

[@takefive5607]

@Kiyoteru nah we've seen them on camera

[@circlesquarer]

@@takefive5607 you dumbass...

[@oblomov5809]

@@takefive5607 you dumbass...

[@nito05]

@@takefive5607 you dumbass...

[@Xozkov]

@@takefive5607 you dumbass...

[@dariusallison5333]

Charlie: “everyone’s legs are super skinny” Me: looks down and observes my not clearly not skinny legs.

[@traelonin]

They look skinny

[@cjf2149]

Charlie's legs are like deadpool's legs in deadpool 2 after he's ripped in half and is still waiting to fully grow back

[@bigman9970]

abc 123 LOOOOOOOOOOL

[@joshg1555]

They look like something I’d clean my teeth with at a steakhouse

[@Retro2233]

A toothpick?

[@joshg1555]

Retro 2233 that’s what I was getting at boss

[@deadpixel1541]

@RJ What's your problem?

[@TAKEYOURCREATINE]

RJ got btfo LMAO

[@Aeioulus]

@RJ go back to other thread douche

[@Bungusmcbean]

Charlie probably sounds like a creaky door when he walks

[@saintpoli6800]

Awesome that you guys got Big Bird’s legs on the podcast

[@jamrep9633]

Andrew and kaya were really on in this one. Good stuff.

[@elementaryabuse-chan5763]

I'm haunted by dreams of being hunted by these raptor legs, built for speed, implacable and relentless

[@dimyell]

Trip em and they are fucked

[@Kewl_Kabewm]

Clever girl.

[@thedban1206]

Guys don’t you realize this mans genius. He knows that if he has tiny legs, the bullets won’t be able to hit him when he storms Area 51.

[@cpt.battlecock5264]

And hes short enough to miss the bullets shot at body mass.

[@troykummer1041]

Smaller hit box....genius. Pure genius

[@omarhuda4997]

Even nagato had stronger legs

[@derekescalante1355]

"I SWEAR I SHOT HIM!! HOW DID HE TAKE NO DAMAGE?!?!"

[@JustinY.]

_Looks at thumbnail_ Finally some good food.

[@deputyschrute4504]

Justin Y. How are you already here

[@peixearrombado]

Second

[@pablojaramillo2416]

N O

[@peixearrombado]

@@pablojaramillo2416 Y E S

[@upincloud244]

NOoOoOO

[@chamwow168]

He’s dodging the questions so hard lol

[@mynameisreallycool1]

Especially when the shampoo and tile questions came up

[@chamwow168]

@@mynameisreallycool1 lol that's what I was referring to

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

He's the reason why there's a spider named *"daddy long legs"*

[@creeperlamoureux]

@@SxC265 _"daddy not really long legs"_

[@smartomarplustax]

Daddy long legs have 6 legs not eight so they are insects not spiders

[@periodic98]

Creeper Lamoureux daddy skinny legs

[@WadeAlma]

Friends will defend you for your body's deficiencies. True friends will roast you for them too.

[@heliumhunterr]

We needed an explanation on this topic, when I saw those legs I immediately entered a coma.

[@meatsupplies5282]

You took the wrong specie’s legs from area 51

[@boyoh9661]

RJ Is that some kind of personal attack or something?

[@squidsake]

@RJ shut up

[@ophis2809]

you really hit us with that specie's

[@l9324]

@RJ ha ha nice roast chief

[@meatsupplies5282]

Ophis how do u write species singular? It always looks off

[@SqueezeBakon]

"The gang roasts Charlie for an hour and a half"

[@utes5532]

Charlie's excuse makes no sense. "I was wearing boxer shorts and they were showing up on the video so I just stretched it vertically" Why not just cut out the boxer shorts instead of making yourself look like an emaciated corpse?

[@ProfessorKoyote]

They were cut out. But what happens if you cut something out? The piece cut out will be missing -> there will be a void. How do you fill up this void? Correct, you fill it up with the remaining image -> the image is strechted

[@utes5532]

@@ProfessorKoyote bruh just crop the image

[@TheShrekonator]

I think Charlie's legs are the ultimate conspiracy theory. They look completely different in two different shots in that video.

[@x0recordsllc]

why didn't he just put a censor bar in the video instead of making his legs look even skinnier

[@theredaudi8875]

Right?!!

[@noneshome8075]

Why didn’t he just used his legs as the censor bar

[@holhorse3080]

@@noneshome8075 it won't be enough to cover up his Bibleman bulge

[@noneshome8075]

1/2 Horse add more leg

[@RacingCart]

Damn you guys actually bought that dumb excuse?

[@ihaventleftmyroomin8yearsb498]

Charlie went the extra mile and didn't make a video, but an entire podcast episode over his chopstick legs.

[@ItsGamein]

They only talk about it the first 15 minutes of the episode

[@joeymoran6929]

I haven't left my room in 8 years, but bro change your name. It’s pretty embarrassing and uncalled for frankly

[@LiterallyErik]

hahaha hahaha why haven’t you left your room in 8 years 💀

[@ihaventleftmyroomin8yearsb498]

@@ItsGamein Yeah, but a little hyperbole don't make anybody laugh less.

[@joeymoran6929]

Erik G 😭😭

[@derek3418]

Charlie has obviously never seen stocky people. I have some thicc legs

[@Northwoods62]

Or a proportional human.

[@manuelsputnik]

My legs are big. I thought Charlie was sick.

[@xero9928]

Your just fat sorry

[@3dalgreenscreens351]

Should i make a charlie's legs dancing green screen?

[@yasmeenkhalyleh3175]

Yes

[@peteosher8799]

Yes

[@tony-ci7zd]

Yes

[@3dalgreenscreens351]

Doin it

[@raindropanimates1891]

yes

[@bakerboy8821]

I bet you all immediately go to comments before the video even started

[@dookiestainislandofficial884]

Baker Boy correct

[@AUXdrone]

Sorry, I was looking for Charlie’s leg day. Guess it was skipped.

[@iminsweatertown8819]

shut up

[@manimanistatue]

Yeah, nearly every single comment is related to the thumbnail lol

[@ronan2438]

ElixirSoup holy shit hello soup

[@wintergreen9949]

My legs are thicker on the side, thinner in front

[@yungcade4480]

My legs look like the ones from a thick latina girl compared with charlie's ones

[@Shitfartpenis]

@RJ woah woah chill... why you shittin on everyone in this comment section

[@deadpixel1541]

@RJ Get over yourself.

[@yiorn]

@RJ Okay racist lmfao

[@notadoge8178]

@RJ you definitely wouldn't be fun to hangout with

[@MatheusHenrique-od8di]

@RJ I know you don't have many friends due to your lovely personality. But liking your own comment? I'm glad you exist, you can make even me look better.

[@coolernow7948]

that furry artist better update his drawing to include Charlie's brittle legs.

[@umbrellamuffin]

His fursona is now a Bird

[@ammagon4519]

What artist?

[@kats-haven7879]

@@ammagon4519 I would also like to know

[@c1nnamorollin]

Kat the wolf/Toy Bonnie me too

[@supertrollfaxnoprinter3329]

Kat the wolf/Toy Bonnie eat shet furry

[@lewee657]

Fastest click of my life

[@loading2463]

My legs look Bigger from the side. Legs can't be more skinny than your arms, you are making excuses Charlie. Go for a walk. Also if your dad is so big why are you so small wtf.

[@BlackSalamander439]

Keemstar?

[@RipCCCord]

What? People have mothers. Usually people split the difference in heights between parents.

[@nickbrophy2909]

Yea you do know genes from mothers effect you too

[@senseinuuh]

@EmptyBio why is everyone so passiveaggressive towards charlie?

[@forlorne]

Bro Charlie talking out his ass defending his limbs 😂 bro I see why you like boneless wings my G

[@ortah2616]

That fucking profile picture has reawakened something from my childhood

[@GKIBJosue]

Ortah agreed

[@Dinozavr210]

Viewers: Charlie, wtf with your legs? Charlie: *aLL LeGs aRe sKiNnY*

[@JustinY.]

No amount of holding cell can contain the moistness generated from me seeing Charlie's legs.

[@dookiestainislandofficial884]

Justin Y. Wait your the real HAHAHAHA

[@dookiestainislandofficial884]

You know im early before im before justin fucking y holy shit

[@dookiestainislandofficial884]

Im honored sir ily bb

[@misterman9523]

is this the least liked Justin Y. comment?

[@theheadlessstickman]

Ok

[@Prinempal]

Charlie's legs: I'm about to end this mans career.

[@hikaricharka5535]

I’m choking 😂😂😂 I’m love Charlie.

[@olivermaher8073]

Do yall think charlie has ever walked??

[@HeavyRayne]

Nope. He uses pure gamer energy to hover everywhere

[@memelord6321]

His dad made that fast gamer chair and toy car for a reason. Too afraid of his son walking and snapping his legs.

[@c1nnamorollin]

He floats

[@maxthecrustybum6492]

“They’re pretty muscular” Ok Charlie

[@game_generation]

Can't wait for Drama Alert/Keemstar covers this scandal.

[@Corio626]

The cockroach himself

[@devilsummoner2163]

Keemstar doesn't care about this 😂😂 he's bashing imalexx

[@WingedBagels]

Charlie's trying to deceive us. His legs really are spaghetti strings.

[@chriswalkey2050]

Charlie, Super Humman, KZbin’s biggest stunt man, just finished round 2 with the microwave

[@manuelsputnik]

After getting really upset with the tragedy that occurred today in Japan and not being able to get sound sleep because of it, seeing this podcast in my feed really cheered me up. Thank you, guys. You're great.

[@lazerrarrow]

SCP#137 charlie legs

[@hikaricharka5535]

Donkey 123 I’m screaming xD

[@stuckinthepastproductions4329]

You've got to be shitting me with the "everyone's legs are thin from the side" shit! LMFAO

[@yellowdrapes5536]

"Everyone's legs are skinny" *Looks at my legs* .....oh, honey.

[@EmmettMontanaro]

Denial is a hell of a thing, but he will never miss leg day after this.

[@djungleskog6515]

Andrew predicted what would happen for area 51 so hard.

[@dabigdee3401]

It was exactly what happened. LOL! I came to newest looking to see if anyone mentioned it

[@kimberlyreyes9500]

no one: charlies legs: | |

[@halo3rat_709]

Nice | Nice | Nice

[@MemeDogger]

Its like the pause button...

[@fakerake707]

The mosquitos must of had a field day with your legs

[@Overlord99762]

Must've had*

[@Aslan5812]

I agree with Kaya and Andrew, I don't get why Charlie didn't just say the image was stretched which made his legs look thinner

[@it-s-a-mystery]

Great intro, Kaya. The perfect opener to get me into the mood for the podcast

[@asteria5382]

...has charlie never seen another human's legs? they are not all that skinny what

[@wheeze.mp4137]

“Every ones legs from the side are skinny by default” -Charlie

[@5h4d0w5l1f3]

Charles, my girlfriend's calves are much larger than yours and shes 110lbs.

[@ammagon4519]

Eat them calves

[@birdsamora9925]

Dio calves in mayonknees

[@scottokaga2702]

i feel so thankful for being able to have the honor of being featured on the offiCIAL podcast, this is a special time

[@sebastianriz4703]

"body doesn't store fat down there that well" Well I procede to have thighs half the size of my midrif

[@bingbong1758]

4:05 Kaya trying to be humble but failing was so cute.

[@Altraiid]

lol i noticed

[@zimmerman8733]

if that image wasn't his legs this is fake news

[@dalegribblebountyhunter59]

"YOu'Re noT GAaAaWwD, yOu'RE nOT My FatHHhaaAa, oR MY BoSSs." Still a comedic masterpiece 😂

[@MrSparklytuxedocat]

I weigh 115 pounds and Charlie’s legs “from a side profile” are still skinnier than mine.

[@johnavila4795]

Doubt

[@jnightmare0]

115lbs? Are you 6?

[@MrSparklytuxedocat]

METalGod66 I’m 19 but thanks

[@X320riginal]

I'm about 108, 1,79 Meters and 29 so...

[@X320riginal]

55 Kg

[@unorubbertoe]

I don’t watch all of Charlie’s videos but happened to catch the shoe one before this episode and thought 🤔 His legs😵... Thank you for the best part of my day after several listens of just this segment.

[@grundypeebo]

Why does everyone hate Andrew's laugh so much? I love it, it's so genuine and heartfelt. It makes me laugh too

[@Chris-zu2mp]

Finally this is what we’ve all been waiting for

[@conormcmullen6437]

It's as if Charlie lost a leg so he split his remaining leg into 2 legs to he could still walk around. That's what Charlie's legs look like.

[@mothermushroom_]

Took a look at Vaush's video and read the comments. Warning: Do NOT read those comments, the level of smug and idiocy is at an incomprehensible level. Shits wild

[@Carl_ATHF]

Strip Dancer of the Frigid Valley What do you expect from a group of communists that defend vaush sexually harassing women online

[@yeetthefeet2504]

I mean, Vaush went back on the whole "Cr1tikal is a Nazi" thing.

[@accountnotfound4209]

Vaush video was on good. It critikal that can't take criticism and acts like he is better than everyone else

[@GhostStealth590]

It definitely would look thicker from the side. Just sayin Charlie. Your muscle definitely hangs on the backside of the leg below the knee. While it does slim down once you get to the ankle and shin, still, you got chicken legs my dude.

[@smokedrumi]

I remember first seeing those legs, I couldn’t process it at first, maybe my mind just blocked it out but now that it has come to light it hasn’t yet left my mind, It has been haunting me ever since.

[@gabriel0742]

I think it's really dumb with all the responses to Charlie's video about extra credit especially since his channel seems to not even weigh in on or care at all about politics in general but now he is suddenly alt-right just for trying to voice his own opinion.

[@Prodigial]

15:11: So Destiny doing the same thing he always does because he's a pseudo intellectual?

[@manuelsputnik]

Destiny is an idiot. His breakdowns are hilarious.

[@MedievalSolutions]

Ah yes, his very intellectual 2 hour breakdowns of things he doesn't understand... At all.

[@joshuaweingart4743]

Libard stroyed

[@McHackets]

@@manuelsputnik fr😂😂

[@TePiCkLeOfDoOm]

@@manuelsputnik I know its late but he just goes on Google scholar reads studies abstract then done.

[@flashdr1ve]

us fans are praying for you charlie, get well soon

[@meevil24]

Kawakami is best girl

[@moisese9688]

This podcast is the only thing keeping me sane at work.

[@birdbird749]

Charlie's legs is a sneak peek of what we're gonna see at Area 51

[@Spr33h0x]

On a 9 hour train ride so binging this and other official podcast episodes is great run

[@jakeogle3440]

"You guys just didn't look at them from the right angle!"

[@Brimbo]

"Everyone's legs are super skinny" is such a weird statement

[@petercao1671]

I thought it was the jews that had the skinny legs not the nazis. You learn something new everyday.

[@sleepyontime5513]

People really out here destroying Charlie’s legs I’m living for it.

[@gusjohnnson9641]

Charlie's legs? More like bored burgers. EDIT: Thanks for all the likes! This is the most I've ever gotten!

[@jimhalpert9803]

Nice

[@Altraiid]

gold kind stranger meme

[@hasenpfefferoni]

What an intro. Very well made, Kaya.

[@WadeAlma]

I like how Charlie's friends at first try to defend him. Then Charlie tells them that he stretched the image. Then they roast the fuck outta him.

[@0nlyRemaining]

I’ve never been on a spree of videos on KZbin as hardcore as this channel all gold

[@yogurtstars1234]

i used to be an actual anorexic and at my lowest weight my legs still werent that thin lmao

[@kxngzeal5757]

Charlie is a angel sent from the heavens and we must protect him at all costs

[@mads-henningjensen7178]

Charlie cited his father twice in this podcast as a valid authority

[@jackbauer408]

I think it’s so amazing you guys finally got Charlie’s legs to guest on the podcast.

[@Mars30999]

I am a simple man. I see Charlie's legs, i click.

[@emmaolivia9181]

I use your podcasts to fall asleep to at night. It's not that it's boring, but it's just become routine. I've been doing this since 2016. Just wanted to let you know.

[@cadenschaeffer]

Charlie legs could be used as a fleshlight

[@LargeCrocodile]

Caden Schaeffer ...what?

[@mactonight7624]

Brandon Gingerich I guess your new here..

[@modernwarhero8447]

Yessss I have been waiting for this exact podcast to come lol.

[@nicojofre4521]

The first step to fix anything is Address it well done Charlie

[@PeachDragon_]

"Everyone's legs are skinny by default" Nigga i've seen people who i literally mistook for minotaurs or horses