The Official Podcast

[@tioscha0]

Kaya calling for the death penalty for kitten murdering may be the least controversial thing he's said

[@AlucardTheDemon]

Well, the guy broke a kitten in half.

[@fandyus4125]

And yet, he makes fun of people who don't eat meat. I like Kaya but crap like this is why he gets so much hate. Like the abuse that goes on in slaughterhouses is not much better than killing a kitten.

[@damienkimpel457]

​@@fandyus4125difference between breaking a kitten in half and cattle being slaughtered is that the killed cattle will feed someone. (Even if the process is wrong) .Breaking a kitten in half is just down right brutally sick and the guy did it for internet clout.

[@fandyus4125]

@@damienkimpel457 yeah I'm not saying it's exactly the same but the process still includes an innocent animal being killed. And again, Kaya will make fun of vegans too. I guess it's just a character he's doing for the show.

[@adamellmore2777]

I love how Kaya talks about double checking what they upload but then they accidentally upload an episode of the podcast with only Jackson's audio and nothing else

[@ChrisPBacon-xn9up]

Adam Ellmore Lol

[@greatone6196]

I thought I was the only one. I listened to that on Spotify and thought it was some sort of inside joke or Jackson went insane

[@jakewulgar]

Which episode was that

[@adamellmore2777]

@@jakewulgar this one but only on spotify

[@Versk1]

iTunes as well

[@IPODsify]

No one reacts anymore when Andrew says some shit like "I recognize this song from a porn game"

[@shukterhousejive]

Dude has at least 3 porn game compilations on his channel, it's assumed he's an expert in these matters

[@NexenTriz]

Time?

[@calebchavez3689]

Because hes not funny

[@Thelizardwizardd]

@@calebchavez3689 no u

[@animalloverrr2000]

LMAO IKR

[@hankwicklund2182]

Ah my favorite, the Kaya Argues With Everyone Podcast

[@BoxPounder]

Crazy Uncle Hank I can smell the soy from kayas body

[@SaladDongs]

Which one?

[@rebelfriend5172]

Landon Foran nah, it’s usually not the soy boys who defend boomers

[@trashderp3585]

@@SaladDongs bruh

[@aqua5758]

Kaya is the ultimate centrist

[@FinalFiora]

The Official Podcast was better when only Jackson's audio was able to be heard.

[@danielmarais6216]

I had that exact problem yesterday on apple podcast

[@theworst3028]

@@danielmarais6216 i had that happen on spotify

[@redex2195]

Same on soundcloud

[@jacobz7490]

aaaand on overcast

[@bestman6240]

Welp Charlie really killed my mood after the cat story. That shit was depressing af, poor Kaya too he loves cats

[@RBLXDignitysHQ]

we got a guy in London in Croydon who cuts the heads off cats in the street, he hasn't been caught either and still does it

[@abandonedchannel962]

I'm not sure if they say this in the podcast, but he's Chilean, not Brazillian The guy is like 15 years old and he got pretty much every bit of private information leaked, including his adress, phone number, his paren'ts phone number and everyhing. His parents spoiled him a lot and it got to the point where if he doesn't have his way he starts abusing his mom. Bad parenting mixed with some severe mental issues. The kid was already pretty famous in KZbin but he got into some beef with someone else and he sent him the video of him beating his cat to death, that's how the video got leaked in the first place, he didn't upload it, he just sent it to a hater trying to be tough and edgy. Around the same time he was publicly saying that his cat died in "an accident" so his parents got him two baby kittens, that's where the video of him flushing a kitty down the toilet comes from, his dumbass parents just get him two new fucking kittens and what the shit head does is throw them into a toilet full of his own shit and watch them swim while he films it.

[@itsmeasparagus]

no i just checked his last video and saw a comment saying hes been jailed for 15 months recently but i cannot confirm. Does anyone else know of the story?

[@Hiridion]

This story totally triggered me - it is good to know the two kittens survived at least.

[@MrChainsaw_]

@@abandonedchannel962 :(

[@hawaiianrainbowman7187]

My bearded dragon is wearing a cowboy hat right now

[@BlueBikeGuy]

sounds cute

[@urielhernandez5266]

Tell him i said "howdy"

[@hawaiianrainbowman7187]

mr.perfect guy Alex(my beardie) looked at my thigh. So I guess he said howdy back

[@Subscribersnodignity]

Big _Man_DingDong that’s actually high key awesome

[@sunszenith]

Cute ngl

[@DoritoCat]

hey charlie just got back from rabies treatment

[@rexcaliborb0i226]

wait what?

[@Ben-cd8wk]

Dorito Cat same

[@tobytoby9153]

XD SSSSSSAAAAMMMEEEEE

[@ChrisPBacon-xn9up]

Dorito Cat are you doing better?

[@DoritoCat]

idk man it feels like it's 30 degrees in here when it's like 75f and I can't sleep

[@LP_Amadeus]

Get Ssethtzeentach on the podcast, pliz

[@axelNodvon2047]

@@undefined5083 Your local African warlord here

[@urStacks]

oh shit yes please

[@Nhyufll]

The chad himself

[@shidhantasen7959]

Pure African big dick energy

[@BradTheLadShow]

I get what you all mean with the monotony of the corners, but I think you should keep the "things we like" corner, it was the first on wand the best one. On top of that, I've been recommended a few really good experiences through that segment hahahh I can't speak for the rest of the regular viewers, but I think it would be a shame If you would let that one go :)

[@lorengarms9836]

Loving these episodes with just the boys

[@moonie5565]

Me too. Guests are nice occasionally but they don't usually have the same group dynamic or chemistry when it's just the four of them

[@dodgev1014]

I honestly only watch the ones without guests 🤷‍♂️

[@dodgev1014]

@DontListen ToMe im sure i have, but it just cant seem to enjoy when there is another person, it throws the dynamic completely off, even when its someone i really like like Wheeler Walker Jr. Or Notch, i still prefer the episodes without a guest

[@swagjackson6773]

XD I honestly don't really like the removal of corners but the discussion around it is so funny, "let's all talk about something we hate" "no corners!"

[@billabong_bogan]

"she sells hope" now that's something I can believe in bless you belle Delphine

[@Shazoo1997]

False hope.

[@jemgodspeed]

@@Shazoo1997 she does porn now your wish came true

[@ars3123]

Ah man, I thought they finally got Chad Circlejerk on the podcast 😞 👌

[@AngelicMissMarie]

I agree with Kaya about Bella Delphine, seeing her make those faces causes this weird visceral feeling of disgust.

[@roxolp604]

I had to pause this episode to say, when the discussion about perception of Video Games across the generations started at 3:50, I was completely on Andrews side, but after hearing Kaya's arguments he is completely right, I had never realized before and it was pretty insightful. Good shit boys, really got me thinking and I just wanted to share that even if you don't get to read this.

[@FeignRaven]

Andrew kinda got slighted by the boys on this one... but then again, he brings it on himself.

[@VickMcbread]

Hi. Just clicked on here to give it a like. I'll listen to it tonight while I'm falling asleep. It helps me get to sleep. Love u guyz

[@kaptainkarrottop5372]

Damn I met my wife through Call of Duty as a teen. Later on once we got married we would use the Nintendo Switch. Now for about a year her favorite game is Overwatch. I hope she doesn’t shoot me and take the kids...jk But in all honesty, I never would have met the loml without video games.

[@josephvalencia4860]

You used the wrong formula but got the right answer.

[@sushi3383]

@WhinyDogFish what game

[@sushi3383]

@WhinyDogFish it was a joke

[@nightfighter7452]

@@sushi3383 lol

[@quacc4748]

Oh yes. I will also partake in the tradition of posting something witty before I saw any point of the video.

[@zenthrosrion9147]

same here

[@williegfys5445]

As a socially inept chad I can vouch for the fact that we are oppressed and marginalized

[@GaKoPop]

Kaya is back with his big brain opinions I see

[@liamryan7239]

Kaya is smart

[@ars3123]

Kaya is lowkey right tbh. It just feels uncomfortable to listen to. Proper unpopular opinions

[@rebelfriend5172]

FCBarçaPR especially the shit on boomers

[@SaladDongs]

He often, not always, has good points but I hate when he becomes all high and mighty as if he's a god above plebeians he's just so frustrated that no one gets his 10000IQ Intellect.

[@Bihigos]

Hey Charlie you should get Shroud on the Official Podcast... after all he did Skype you from your dead laptop.

[@averyvanderlouw1193]

18:48 I love kaya’s point on impulse buying animals and why I can’t stand the pet mentality. Animals aren’t teddy bears and need extensive care and research. One of my reptiles is a bearded dragon that someone released in my area because people impulse buy them without knowing anything of what to do. P.S this episode was uploaded on my birthday

[@nightfighter7452]

So what, you just found a bearded dragon outside one day and kept it? By "release" I'm assuming something literally just put it outside and then you found it

[@averyvanderlouw1193]

Sam The Slouch it was found at a construction site and it was found with a lot of health complications since they come from both shrub lands and temperate forests in Australia and I live in Miami Florida. The lizard had scale rot and a respiratory infection I had to medicate

[@averyvanderlouw1193]

Sam The Slouch she’s doing much better but still has trouble acclimating to humans and a captive environment. Thank you for the concern 🙂

[@matthewsploded3501]

I accidentally crushed a cat to death as a young child. it was truly horrifying and I can't imagine how much of a disgusting fucking stain on this goddamned earth you have to be to murder a cat and flush it down a toilet. A different time (I was still a small child) I was feeding a tiny kitten from a bottle on my chest and it died right then. I cried for so long and thought it was my fault and still feel that way, even though it couldn't have been. I consider myself a very empathetic person and can feel bad for just about anyone. but the rage that man me feel is enough to never forgive them no matter how much they beg. truly pathetic excuse for human life

[@thebigjuicethesip]

Day 3 part. 2 of no set number: thanks for the quality content and love you guys!

[@ryadh456]

49:22. I don't why but this made me LMFAO! "Shes selling hope!"

[@BlackCheezit]

Andrew is like when a new guy tries to join ur friend group but forever in that position

[@Frightful_Lag0]

That effortless sponsor plug is what I fucking LIVE FOR. Good job.

[@tomdickson3225]

Maybe shroud Skyped Charlie to ask if he could come on the podcast

[@emperoring112]

I swear this podcast has one of the most epic sounding intros I've ever heard.

[@parodysam]

You should get Woolie and Pat from the best friends on here

[@invictus_Vi]

Let's make it heated, get Matt and Pat to show up, fight it out.

[@jakewulgar]

Unfortunately they arent friends anymore

[@invictus_Vi]

That would be why I said make it heated.

[@ldoomsl]

Lol Jackson forgot to post the other audio in the podcast on itunes

[@thequincy_]

It's extremely ironic that Belle Delphine ended up being on the Podcast a year later after Kaya made his comments about her, which are completely true LMAO.

[@CryptoNWO]

I didn’t even start yet but I bet Charlie talks about *height* at some point

[@viceroy___]

The awkward conversation is LIT.

[@dyldobaggins4158]

I totally know a guy like the one Andrew was talking about, in fact I know a ton who act like that, it's not gay I think it's that they either have a complete lack of social understanding or think it's manly behaviour to do that

[@dominikklinar6264]

that was my first podcast and i enjoyed myself

[@assassinkdogg6033]

I feel like Andrew is defending the porn thing so valiantly because he's one of the weirdos that did it lmao

[@arr165]

Hey guys, with enough corners it can look like circle. So I say MORE CORNERS!

[@CollinsQuerJogar]

43:58 is true, i saw the video as well, i also don't understand how she lives now, but the video is 100% true, don't look it up

[@SOSOGUDRANA]

THAT ♂️ THUMBNAIL ♂️ TURNS ♂️ ME ♂️ ON♂️

[@onelividguardsman5681]

♂️TAKE♂️IT♂️BOY♂️

[@jimmygrey6848]

I love the corners.

[@NathanAJM]

Yay i pressed like and it went from 4.9k to 5k

[@NathanAJM]

Also to the guy who killed the cat I'd say blood for blood motherfucker. Die you are nothing but filth.

[@dianepratt5159]

There's a dr Phil episode with a "rabid" fortnight kid and Phil tells the mom straight "games don't cause violence " *edit (in America animal abuse is a FELONY)

[@andrewmcreynolds3692]

One of the best laws out there

[@therealevanmyers]

Yeasss!!!!! I have a cleft lip and pallet!!! Go my hairlipped brethren

[@bencarmine2]

The only time i've ever used Mixer was for the free rewards during E3.

[@milosh226]

Okay in response to your guys Chad porn question, I've witnessed it happening first hand. On a trip to France during our two day bus ride, one night, one of the bros just whipped out his phone, set up a lil barrier with a blanket to block the front of the bus, and just started inspecting the porn together with the other bro. Legit the most bizzare thing I've ever seen.

[@ampeater777]

I used to have a friend and most times I went over to her house or she came over to mine, we would just get as stoned as possible and watch the most bizarre, fucked up, hilarious hentai we could find and laugh our asses off. Shit was great

[@asteria5382]

Listening to Kaya is always a wild ride

[@LeonardoTheMomo]

Andrew is so right and everybody else so wrong that it reminds me of that episode where everyone was telling Jackson dinosaurs where "not cool" when they are some of the most amazing living creatures the world ever had

[@lalulica]

Thank you for listening to your fans

[@over7532]

Titz

[@lalulica]

me too Greenit, me too

[@woomillennium8476]

One actual advantage of mixer is that it has little to no delay between streamer and chat

[@musiclolumz]

I'm with Andrew, I've heard of loads of guys doing that sorta shit.. Not so many asking their parents for permission befor doing it though...

[@Korrupted_dust]

I love how the pornhub and belle Delphine talk is called “streaming talk and business ideas”

[@swagjackson6773]

"he doesn't know what big dick nipples are, hahahaha!" I laughed SO hard

[@varsuz8747]

What a coinsidence , I need those clear dental things .

[@dex3625]

jackson you shouldve made the JACK icons circle so it would suit the title

[@wr5023]

I think this podcast should have a warning about animal abuse discussions

[@504._erik3]

Anyone: *plays Minecraft* Politician: this is a avengers level threat!!!

[@u8qu1tis]

Definitely heard an edit before the candid ad. Kaya's rage was too much?

[@solanofabian8687]

49:23 she's not selling porn, she's selling hope fucking beautiful words man

[@SowwyIDied]

I enjoyed the things we like corner, the jingle for it was annoying though.

[@noaboljevac4352]

great podcast keep it up

[@anthonyseverino8292]

50:53 yes I have known several people to talk about porn and pull up videos on their phones. There were normal people that I worked with and have families. I'm actually really surprised Andrew is the only one that knows about this.

[@Huedra.]

My headphones died and i had the choice of strapping my phone to my head or using the family speaker.

[@rjkudwa225]

Huedra did you make the right choice

[@ham-mockery6440]

What a podcast!!!!

[@TwistLeftLarry]

Bring back the corners. Except for Andrew’s.

[@azuritet3]

Bring back Boardwalk Burgers.

[@ibsern]

27:11 charlie predicted dr.disrespect ban

[@kass4739]

Best podcast ever

[@maplesyrupman5327]

oh another thing, smites pro scene was on mixer exclusively which was strange at the time since it was way before ninja

[@paralobe]

I looked forward to you guys every Thursday and it feels like your getting stale. Be yourself stop looking for topics and just go with the flow

[@paralobe]

I still love all of you

[@mediumChungus69]

I'd really like to start watching this if you included video.

[@Chief_Gio55]

Wheres my hentai link?

[@NexusSpacey]

A very tasteful question, a man of culture as well

[@Chris-ds8nh]

just to aid Andrew about his statement on friends sharing porn. most people i know share porn with their friends and there was a time that they had an entire conversation about pornstars

[@manuelsputnik]

Ok, but: 1) Are you in highschool or younger? 2) Do you ever watch it together unironically? 3) Are any of those guys super attractive? I've looked for pornhub dank memes and saw it in the living room with my buds. However, we laughed at the absurdity of it. (Like the HoneyBee stuff pornhub made that one time.) However, half of the group are sad virgins, not chads.

[@typhoonboomwind]

I went to Penn State (Charlie that comment hurts my soul we hate that Sandusky fucker more than anyone) for my undergrad and going to a different school for graduate work; what Kaya says about anything getting funding for research is pretty much correct. A different grad student in my department is trying to understand why women don't have enough representation/have more female representation in the undergraduate major at the school I'm at now (the major being related to forestry, wood, and wood products; surprise usually male dominated field). While I think it is important to have female representation in fields such as stem, tech, and other male dominated studies, I often question what is getting funded in more liberal art related grad studies. Good podcast boys keep it up

[@naterk9460]

"A" friend? As in singular? Just about every one of my friends talks about porn on a regular basis.

[@BruceWayne-pm6co]

Who else jammed the fuck out on that intro?

[@hasenpfefferoni]

I went to high school with a Chad Circlejerk; I shit you not, that was his name.

[@owensmith3446]

The apple podcast audio only has Jackson

[@forrestmoney6384]

Me and my friend do that every Tuesday

[@logichades7731]

Hey guys the Apple Music podcast is only Jackson’s audio, at least for me anyway possible error?

[@vblegh1620]

Had a friend like that he’d wanna watch it in the garage w/ evrybody

[@captaincargoshorts623]

You’ve never seen true gamer moments until you have an Xbox

[@jimmilton8333]

Please tell me the things we like corner isn't gone for good

[@theaquarian5849]

My favorite show to have on in the background. Dude, if the poor KZbin algo had a gun it would blow it's processor out. They have so many contradicting orders it's a wonder it works at all.

[@LanceThumping]

Did you guys cut something out @ 22:00, it goes from wandering the neighborhood to some random comment about skulls.

[@betterthanu3148]

Nah nah what about chang thunderwang

[@evaunit2553]

better than u Not a true man until you can take seven or more inches, UwU.

[@CturiX.IREALLY]

Regarding the showing porn question, I was once with this little garry's mod server group and for shits and giggles, we set up one of those ingame video players to play some weird and hilarious stuff. someone didnt get the memo that it was for ironic purposes and got banned when discovered they took it too seriously. Also two guys watching porn seriously together isnt always gay. sometimes its just fuel for the bukake

[@lmlwo]

Day 9: Of asking for a reaction to the logistics of Tom and Jerry

[@HorizonofOsiris]

I agree with andrew on the whole chad thing

[@quantum7495]

Charley and that Australian guy were just sitting there

[@rowanevans-lampa9273]

It’s definitely more common than you think

[@KrausHaus0]

The audio version only has Jackson’s audio

[@nacl1697]

Can you bring someordinarygamers on the podcast

[@SowwyIDied]

yes!! Muta would be a great guest

[@iksskan9147]

Your wish has been granted.

[@lordofhollows8058]

I am now playing the sponsorship guessing game I am great at it

[@moonie5565]

Andrews argument that friends will watch porn together just made me think of the clip of Ninja from Die Antword talking about the time he hung out with Kanye West. Fucking hilarious story. And Kanye is absolutely the type of guy I could imagine doing that.

[@LeonardoTheMomo]

You can tell Kaya grew up in a very conservative country because he cant even fathom the possibility of a friend showing you porn because that would be "gay"

[@SemperSalam]

Chad is the man.