The Official Podcast

[@noobiusmaximus6314]

Kaya should get a flight attendant anime body pillow.

[@zeromustafa401]

Assuming he doesn't already have one...

[@Synthia_47]

This man can walk into a tattoo parlor and say "the usual"

[@mikeoxlong1395]

And just get the same tattoo done over the previous one.

[@MrTylerisaboss]

I didn’t buy anything, but I’ll admit that after Charlie’s video on sex toy weaponry, I did click on the link and shop around a bit.

[@kyle_mk17]

I spent 60 dollars and got a Clone-A-Willy Neon Purple, glass dildo, and a 20 Function Remote Bullet Vibrator

[@lazyyoshi3600]

@@kyle_mk17 ima only assume that wasnt for you kyle but do you buddy

[@NomTheDom]

@@lazyyoshi3600 you're just jealous that he busts ropes

[@lazyyoshi3600]

@@NomTheDom it lines up with my theory

[@isaacromero1934]

When he said janitors I was happy for a second 😌 working as a nighttime janitor atm so I’ll take my award pls

[@SplitMaw]

Honestly, the sexiest part of the video was the intro.

[@aslonz5308]

Ideally tho, ideally, they would sponsor them again and have them test the products and pick their favorites.

[@robertodonoghue7590]

That moment when you and your mates can agree on distinctly remembering something from years ago on an adult porn site

[@papa_zay.]

His loyalty to Dio wasn't paying the bills, I guess.

[@Hoppelite]

I guess you can say it was muda muda

[@ansuz5903]

*Grips hat* Yare yare daze.

[@Haywood-Jablomi]

is this a jojo reference?

[@Muelas69]

*Kakyoin had the same relationship with Dio, F*

[@cheesebooba]

it makes me unbelievably happy that these people are still making these fucking podcasts despite the years passing by

[@ireallylikeslugs1769]

ikr

[@Luiszerep]

Ya

[@CancelTeenTitansGO]

Man Cool Ice didn’t die in JoJo Part 3 Now he is selling sex toys

[@thewarriorlegend5186]

CancelTeenTitansGO **Vanilla Ice

[@aspicymemelord6291]

@@thewarriorlegend5186 Nah man we got the crunchyroll sanctioned names here

[@the3diamonds472]

Flaccid pancake looking ass

[@f4cetat]

Crunchyroll names: Shining Diamond Zipper Man Spicy Lady FILTHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE

[@aspicymemelord6291]

@@f4cetat Notorious Chase Worse Company Arts and Crafts FLACCID PANCAKE HIGHWAY TO DEATH

[@camdenwyeth316]

Is anyone going to the Area 51 raid tomorrow? I need a ride serious inquirers only.

[@AndrewSmith-eo9pv]

@skylerelax What about the name on the card?

[@imonke5303]

someone take me

[@help533]

Nah

[@murica8640]

literally the fbi will do

[@kimberleecatena]

I love people with such specific dedication like Mr. Cool Ice. Extremes are always fascinating. The conversation about collecting between all of you was very interesting as well.

[@carrion-fairy]

People that say construction workers are lazy probably can't even mow their lawn without a break

[@MrFirefox]

Charlie MIGHT have been a Keanu Reeves stunt double, but it requires an aesthetic that takes years to build up, and alot of fleshlight combat training

[@SowwyIDied]

Kaya is essentially a minimalist... seriously was not expecting that

[@Ehh.....]

Cause a 14 year old boy from the 90s would be in their 40s today.

[@Eh71017]

Benjamin Little if you were 14 in 1990 you’d be 43, so people born in 1976, 1977, 1978 and 1979 would all fit that whole being 14 in the 90 s shit

[@inanout00]

wtf why wasn't this in my notifications, nvm i just saw the title lmao

[@whodrankmykool-aid2051]

My boy kaya passionate af. I relate in the kill the heretic kind of way. 🔥

[@bigafroman4277]

"You're my hero, Mr. Cool Ice!" "Thanks, but it's just Cool Ice. Mr. Cool Ice was my father."

[@bobthebobman7457]

Kaya *enters house* Also Kaya: “yo Charlie you gotta leave”

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

God I’m so sad we never got the Stan Merlin episode

[@Kup0p0]

sex doll AI hack is literally like, one of the first 5 eps of Ghost in the Shell: SAC

[@Kup0p0]

Major or someone blows the head off of a geisha bot and jizz goes everywhere

[@zachthereaper4634]

Still waiting on Scott the Woz

[@Taekwon-Brando]

True

[@prisonmike3605]

Zach The Reaper don’t forget Arlo

[@perhaps9457]

I have never been so early and already an gonna get drowned lol good job official listeners

[@HampsterHamburger]

I have never been more excited and proud to listen to an Ad.

[@danegoertz]

charlie send me a fleshlight. tired of making my own

[@mementosngddj5967]

WhinyDogFish w a i t. A F u c k i n g s e c o n d

[@paigerina347]

One time I was riding on a plane, and I opened one of the magazines stored in the seat in front of me, and there was a piece of c h e w e d g u m in between the pages. 🤢

[@nikolaiandre5751]

P. B. Sell me weed

[@paigerina347]

Arkane A You want premium or deluxe kush?

[@nikolaiandre5751]

Nah im kidding i have weed

[@nikolaiandre5751]

Thank u

[@edsantosIsMusic]

i once dreamed of an official podcast intro synced with a death grips song and i don't know why but i felt like commenting this

[@Lemminboy7]

Your contribution is appreciated

[@5xlustrum658]

Much love from Kentucky!!!

[@moonie5565]

Nice! Kentucky here too, Covington

[@Randolpher]

London here

[@Toxin___InterHalfer]

Moscow

[@hemis1861]

Mr Cool Ice is such an underrated meme i had to click instantly.

[@superakman14]

『CREAM』

[@toxicbananas3219]

I am a janitor for my town and I clean up after festivals, concert venues, and parks and I'm only paid $8 an hour. The official boys have gotten me through some hard times. If y'all want me on as a guest to represent the janitors of the world I'll be willing to come on.

[@stormeporter6411]

You need to watch the old McDonalds cartoon show they had! I know you remember that one lmao

[@MattMelon519]

I thought you were out watching Rambo man who is uploading this? edit: realizing now he probably let it upload while he was gone.

[@johnbacon4997]

Rambo XV, the quest to solve Erectile dysfunction

[@exas274]

Rambo XVII: Finding Tylenol

[@motionssensed]

Nice podcast but the guy in the bottom right tries to hard to be edgy. I remember watching them talk to idubbbz and the bottom right guy was talking about some shit no one cared about and was legit getting so mad. Buddy needs to keep his lid on

[@qwertyasdfg6145]

DontListen ToMe Erdogan's son lol

[@ItsJoKeZ]

on another episode of turkish man yelling until he's out of breath...

[@froznpyro]

Fleshlights are very easy to clean/maintain but that's just a regular part of properly using any sex toy.

[@NEETmoreAnime]

7:49 Kaya reveals that he's secretly a writer for cyber punk stories.

[@captainzubzubs5127]

Hey bois glad to have you back. Just to keep up my little updates I can now bench 165 so that's exciting and I'm proud of it. There is a girl I really like and everything is doing good but my grades are dropping a bit. If you read this far thanks and hope you have a wonderful day

[@cerealbird6384]

I forgot flash lights were a thing but I picked up one up when I say him playing with one.

[@NextProductionsTV]

I live in Tampa and i’ve heard of Bern’s before but now I definitely have to go try it.

[@XG4ever]

penguinz0 ! New season of Каменные Лица is out! We are waiting.

[@rrrrr.55555]

People who said that Charlie has an addictiom for Yu-Gi-Oh cards... just maybe they have a bit lf a point.

[@Goddamnitiwantaname]

I call bs on alternative universe Kaja. Let's be real here. You'd be living in Germany on social aid like the other fine young men of Arabic heritage.

[@zarlei6048]

Goddamnitiwantaname turkic heritage

[@CrackDCat]

Ooohh, I can relate to the Yugioh card thing. I get the nostalgic packs I find occasionally for like $20

[@RevzCards]

Fuck yeah Charlie, On that nostalgia binder collection binge huh? I’d be super interested in seeing your collection in a video

[@nicolasfagundo683]

Kaya: I have a dream...

[@ReD_SnOw-ke2hn]

Oh God I stumbled upon the subreddit r/TargetedShirts. It's got those shirts you guys were talking about 😂

[@Husqy]

Nobody: Official Podcast Intro: JACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACK

[@samc6974]

Charlie would be working at board street burgers if it wasn't for KZbin.

[@Gunbudder]

That flash animation of a guy fucking a fleshlight was made by a prominent animator from Newgrounds. For the life of me i can't remember who it was, but i remember him admitting to it and being ashamed of it. It was hard to make any money as a flash animator back then though, and that ad was pretty well made. Joe Rogan also supported his podcast when it first started with a fleshlight sponsorship. Rogan peddled fleshlights for a long time lol

[@felaax4265]

Mr. Cool Ice literally lives in my city

[@mememadladlozano9179]

Crime scene cleanup crew are under appreciated

[@fizzizist]

Y'all clearly ain't heard of my janitor from my elementary school.

[@user-ox8tu5oj2h]

One of my friends was recently called "The Hot Pocket Fiddler" and it's still a better name than Mr. Cool Ice

[@Wethole14]

You guys should invite mark normand. Seems like he’d be down and the type of guy who’d be good for the pod

[@Shadow-Reaper]

If only Kaya knew how relevant that cement remark would be In 2023...

[@conkerconk3]

Kaya is so right about the hoarding thing... I keep convincing myself I'll some day need that instruction manual for the product that I no longer own. In fact I'm just gonna throw it out right now out of spite

[@lorengarms9836]

Watched this one on the discord server, it's nice to have good audio

[@user-ib3hk7rq3n]

14:35 - nearly correct Andrew although I believe they were Saudi nationals, not refugees.

[@kasPWI]

Wait it‘s already time for another podcast? Feels like the last one was yesterday. Wtf am I doing with my time

[@HorizonofOsiris]

I'm guessing you can do an automated timed upload.

[@FreeLife116]

13:04 - 13:07 that's most robotic voice I've ever heard.

[@James-9999]

Pls change the name of this to the weekly jack sesh

[@squeakinjoe]

I’m sure they will just for you

[@notanarcher9280]

I actually used to live near Tampa Florida.

[@NinjaWo1f]

13:00 Yes officer, this is my emotional support sex robot

[@crypticraps]

Kaya actually has a very productive outlook on collecting

[@Ace-mx7rd]

Kayas hoarding is basically a soul for a soul

[@frogwoman]

I am sad because this did not hit my notifications

[@Loonfuzzy]

One time my flight got delayed for an hour because someone threw up all over the bathroom

[@baconbitz7804]

You’re the reason I can’t open KZbin at school lmao

[@GameBlake]

Funny talking about MtG, I've recently liquidated 95% of my collection. Needed the money more than the cards. But still play with what I have left.

[@chris94931]

If you've never stocked shelves at a supermarket then you will never understand true pain

[@pm146]

8 minutes into this podcast and im already afraid that when im 30 my sexbot is gonna get hacked and fucking merc me

[@lorengarms9836]

Charlie needs to use his sponsorship to expand his arsenal of weaponry

[@GayIncel]

He already has, he hasn't paid for a sex toy in a very long time.

[@highclassgoblin]

nice .

[@HorizonofOsiris]

I love jackson

[@kaycrackzshed837]

43:48 guys i dont think your postmates sponsership works anymore because ive tried and your promo code doesnt work

[@0mirix]

im a janitor ill come on the podcast

[@moonie5565]

I am as well but I prefer the term "custodian". Sounds more official

[@0mirix]

@@moonie5565 school store or where?

[@moonie5565]

School

[@chrislaezur730]

Oh fuck yes, this is exactly what I wanted

[@dyzur1370]

YOOO YOU GUYS SHOULD STREAM PODCAST TO TWITCH (Under "Just Chatting" Category"

[@biggun8801]

CKJA is my favorite podcast

[@MrSilentfire11]

Hell yeah Charlie was good for fleshlights he's done nothing but prove the resiliency and strength along with the battle prowess that a person trained using one can employ!

[@natethekid8072]

Joe Rogan was first sponsored by the fleshlight.

[@ErikAziz]

As a guy who lives in Turkey some months out of the year, I honestly don't know what 3rd world backwards ass place he has to suffer through whenever he mentions being in Turkey. This, coming from a guy who's family strained from a village of like 40 people.

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Kayas talking big ish but just wait until they make an Ariana Grande robot... Kaya will be all over it

[@BlackSalamander439]

This isn't at all how it works in IT, no one gives a fuck about college degrees. Never once was asked about it on a job interview

[@rjhutts8446]

It’s GODLY the champ is back

[@denniswerneth9373]

Was listening to the intro music while eating a turkey sandwich. Felt like a badass

[@RacoonEggMcoc]

People who deal with garbage is the real answer

[@anungunrama9344]

Theres a patron names issac Newtom

[@yusufemrecelik9104]

Why tf does this one only have 273 comments

[@toososa]

Starts video: Me: who the fuck is JACK

[@Huedra.]

My room is a prison i just realise this...

[@SzatanistaDzezowy]

I miss the things we like corner

[@RyodanKai]

You aren't inviting guests anymore? :(

[@justasnail2431]

Oh yeah

[@SparkZ009]

Okay so for some reason I thought this podcast always had a guest, and I just realized that "Our Kpop bias" and "Chad Circlejerk" aren't guests and now im laughing my fucking ass off reading other episode names as if they were people guesting.

[@ishaansikka6929]

I bought a fleshlight because of charlies's videos

[@RhizometricReality]

I just remember you swinging those around

[@ALostSkullKid]

Postmates isn't available where I am.

[@kenyonpapen2608]

LostSkullKid BUT Adam and Eve is

[@matthewritchie9990]

i remember hearing about fleshlights when i was in like 2005-6