The Official Podcast

[@DZMoops]

I can't believe Jackson has been staying so perfectly still for the past few weeks.

[@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200]

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Each House SHALL KEEP A Journal OF ITS Proceedings, AND FROM TIME TO TIME PUBLISH THE SAME, EXCEPTING SUCH Parts AS MAY IN THEIR Judgement REQUIRE Secrecy; AND THE Yeas AND Nays OF THE Members OF EITHER House ON ANY QUESTION SHALL, AT THE Desire OF ONE FIFTH OF THOSE Present, BE ENTERED ON THE Journal. Neither House, DURING THE Session OF Congress, SHALL, WITHOUT THE Consent OF THE OTHER, ADJOURN FOR MORE THAN THREE DAYS, NOR TO ANY OTHER Place THAN THAT IN WHICH THE TWO Houses SHALL BE SITTING.*

[@SlickTemerity]

@@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200 thank you

[@a130inthesky]

@@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200 amen

[@kilink9599]

This kinda comments got really old really fast... but it's youtube. What do I expect...

[@MrToast_]

He’s almost STATIC

[@ItsYukiToo]

Jackson should get into ventriloquism because by golly look at that skill.

[@brocowsci]

I lost the staring match : [

[@ItsYukiToo]

@@brocowsci there's always a next time 👍

[@pommemelon7026]

It's a still image

[@fawqvg5285]

pomme melon you’re joking right

[@pommemelon7026]

@@fawqvg5285 No because it doesn't move the entire podcast, i watched it

[@kiitaclyzm]

Jackson: gets together with the boys and goes naked dumpster diving. Andrew: gets into ageplay in the debatably most desperate attempt to bring back his childhood. Charlie's midlife crisis: Brings back Shade with lore as the cringe chuunibyou highschooler Kaya's midlife crisis: bulk buys cougar posters and nuts on them to sell for a profit

[@GreenLyrics]

I would definitely listen to a podcast of Kaya where he only complains about things.

[@ryadh456]

Hell yeah

[@GreenLyrics]

@@Officer.K. বাঙালি ✌

[@averyvanderlouw1193]

@Sajib Devnath that’s this podcast in a nutshell

[@gaborcsontos3939]

I actually really don't like his opinions. :/

[@aqua5758]

Well he does that already

[@wetwafflestv1340]

This was so good that I watched the whole hour within 1 minute of release.

[@JODRecaps]

hi CraZe. btw dont eat your cereal

[@the-letter_s]

@@JODRecaps you will not be missed when your channel fades into irrelevance, vermin.

[@friendswithavery]

JODisHere get out

[@turkey2143]

Hmmmmmmmmm, time traveller?

[@wetwafflestv1340]

@@turkey2143 perhaps.

[@SimianDragon]

Kaya did a perfect description of all the stupid shit that goes on in the Chinese government. I feel so bad for the people, the government there needs to get it together.

[@red_seamus8119]

Andrew- Big thanks to Weinstein Kaya- :D Jackson- D: Charlie- :I

[@iramrahman2967]

Charlie's pic for the podcast needs to be updated to include his beautiful mane

[@dapperdrink]

True tho

[@Rantsnrambles808]

its nasty

[@mkatkitkat]

Iram rahman? More like Iran Ramen

[@chrisspencer6502]

Is the Jesus look for Charle a twitch joke that kept going

[@Death_Trooper-177]

No

[@yhormthejollygiant4327]

I’m with Kaya on this when it comes to China.

[@taelib1425]

Honestly. The response to him is all just "Situation is sensitive" Well, kowtowing to china and pussyfooting around doesn't help one bit.

[@milesedgeworth132]

@@taelib1425 The thing is that other countries are waiting for the chance to get close to China. 19 countries condemned China's Uighur Concentration Camps(Japan, USA, UK, Canada, etc) and guess what happened? 30+ Middle Eastern countries rushed to praise China. China has so many back-up plans for its economy it'll never fail. What would we get in the end? China not budging because they couldn't give less of a shit about its own people suffering from their stubbornness, while we suffer the consequences to earn absolutely nothing while another country takes our previously amicable position.

[@honestcrab]

Same

[@taelib1425]

@@milesedgeworth132 Okay, well, there aren't even nearly 30 middle eastern countries total and I highly doubt ALL of them are jumping the gun to PRAISE china for concentration camps and releasing diseases, but exaggeration is understandable. To address your actual point, if we're fighting a propaganda war, china handed us a golden ticket in the form of literally putting every human on earth especially the elderly at risk of dying just to not have its public image questioned, and not questioning them is exactly what they want. These countries aren't getting close to china BY praising them, they're praising china BECAUSE they are close to (dependent) on them.

[@seanranklin2733]

and Iran

[@shadysampson3993]

Jackson looks like an oblivion npc

[@robeplayer370]

Why's Jackson not blinking

[@4bonel]

Idk his mouth isn't moving either

[@JODRecaps]

hi robe. btw dont eat your cereal

[@ecola3010]

JODisHere nooo

[@youdinahcanel693]

He screenshotted a d dipped cuz he didnt wanna be part of that dry ass convo

[@Necio7861]

pls tell me youre joking

[@msbradley9]

I've never been into podcasts, but i'll always click on this one.

[@solidsnake923]

Glad to see Andrew is touring the world

[@thetravelingmarauder1777]

everyone is talking about jackson, but he must be standing so incredibly still because i dont see him

[@Grandma419]

He has mastered the ability to stand so incredibly still, he becomes invisible to the naked eye

[@dopples9004]

Gusman 19 DAMN IT I RECOGNIZE THIS REFERENCE BUT CAN’T REMEMBER WHERE IT’s FROM L

[@Grandma419]

Dopples Avengers infinity war, Drax

[@CryptoNWO]

I’ve never clicked so fast

[@dropsucks]

Thanks guys your podcast always makes my week better

[@kaylaruth599]

Bruh Kaya giving me whiplash with all his topics and how fast he talks and moves on I thought I was bad about doing that but dang

[@minecraftjunky2001]

You boys always brighten up my day when you put out new videos, keep making excellent content

[@moddingthomas9930]

"This is the greatest podcast of All Time"

[@arror1170]

when are all their webcams gonna work at the same time

[@void8617]

When Charlie gets over 3ft tall.

[@sqliffty5ive]

Lmao dont expect middle eastern hospitals to have good scientific defense against viruses 🤣

[@slumbyasmr8908]

It’s a Kaya episode

[@nightfighter7452]

Perfect

[@pommemelon7026]

Oh no

[@TheDrunkMunk]

I used to think this podcast was boring as shit and low energy. But, KZbin kept recommending it, and I kept listening to it. And now, I enjoy it. I'm not sure if a actually enjoy it or if it's purely conditioned, but I'm here anyway. Great podcast guys!

[@Allgreen69]

The death and getting old y’all brought back my depression

[@eddiemedrano1890]

Saw this and immediately clicked.

[@LorenzoLame80085]

🥵

[@dylansdj019]

Can't wait to listen to this on my way to work on Monday lol

[@1gnorantlizard733]

I was just rewatching Hellsing Ultimate Abridged and I didn't realize that Charlie was in episode 10 until today and it blew my mind.

[@insaniitea8342]

43:37 watching this in 2024 and hearing them say that a Starbucks coffee is $5 is so painful ;-;

[@Zan-qr4ds]

March 2020 was a very different time I swear

[@CalebRoden]

Took me a second to see it was a picture of Jackson. He wasn’t just stoned

[@DoritoCat]

hey charlie just found out the first case of coronavirus was confirmed here

[@flowler60]

In Nevada?

[@JODRecaps]

hi Cat. btw dont eat your cereal

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

JODisHere YOOOO WHATS UP DO U REMEMBER ME I DIDNT EXPECT U HERE

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

sREUDIAN fLIP leave roblox out of this lol

[@DoritoCat]

Maryland

[@tjbullis1491]

Man the sections where they talk about covid are hard to listen to now lol. We really had no clue what we were in for.

[@firstnamelastname-ft7pz]

47:18 mike tyson just walks in😂😂

[@HighFreakwency]

Long time watcher but kayas existentialism got him a sub from me this glorious day

[@lincolnpervertproject1776]

Wow great podcast I totally finished the whole thing this wasn't released 1 minute ago.

[@ricardo.i.i.i]

🤣

[@JODRecaps]

hi Gorilla. btw dont eat your cereal

[@CryptoNWO]

I saw their next episode they haven’t even filmed yet

[@Noggenfogger1]

Damn you got 2 verified to comment on your comment

[@lincolnpervertproject1776]

@zymbles Exactly, thank you.

[@babydavey341]

How would one know they would ever die, just because everyone else has died doesn't mean you will.

[@johnmcdonald6742]

For those of you wondering, the documentary they were talking about at the end was an episode of National Geographic's Is It Real?, one of my favorite TV shows of all time.

[@Al_ucard]

so innocent hearing the early stages of corona lol

[@adamstanaback4207]

Going to be watching this after school tomorrow, Can’t wait

[@JODRecaps]

hi Adam. btw dont eat your cereal

[@friendswithavery]

JODisHere get out

[@shearedsheep1284]

Ok Adam

[@morris1583]

Great episode boys

[@Xsoduss]

It just came out how do you know lmao

[@nbaneverbtoke9639]

Morris shut up you didn’t watch it

[@morris1583]

Jonny Boi these men eat from my bread

[@piedraelpato7678]

Man i really adore the new intro easily the best podcast

[@papapalps3513]

Wow for once I was thinking we were gonna miss a week

[@JODRecaps]

hi papa. btw dont eat your cereal

[@friendswithavery]

JODisHere get out

[@papapalps3513]

Blummis oh god he commented

[@papapalps3513]

JODisHere fuck off

[@newbiedoesstuff3793]

being an Iranian myself I don't know where they got this information, there was a trend where people licked the walls of some religious places just to prove that they are clean and untouched by corona or something but I'd never heard of any news saying that people drink imam spit or anything like that but we did have some outrageous ways to cure corona which no one took seriously

[@AgelessAsh4Yt]

bro 2 months and it is back. nice

[@keenanlewis9486]

You could walk into the Apple store with a screen cracked to oblivion and they’ll ask “did you try to turn it on and off?”

[@R-YR29]

watching a year into COVID-19

[@sheikhskype]

It took 6 mins to realize that it was just a picture of Jackson

[@ar8338]

İf you look at it so long it will start to move

[@jet224presents6]

Just wanted to say, SW flight 1380 experienced a rapid decompression in which the air masks were deployed. The decompression does not always mean the structural integrity of the fuselage is completely compromised...

[@I3ag]

Well you boys called it

[@Juuhubb]

No shoes in my house 🙃

[@thebestofthecalmmind7713]

Lol blessed my Friday

[@milesedgeworth132]

1:03:00 They're talking about different people. Count Dante wasn't No Touch KO. He believed he had the "Touch of Death" and could destroy people through pressure points like Fist of The North Star. There are 3 famous no touch KO guys. An old Japanese guy, an old American guy, and the old American guys star student. The old American guy was investigated by Discovery channel skeptics, and made up the bullshit about putting your tongue in a different position. The star student was investigated by a female news reporter, and when he failed he said "It only works on 40% of people." The old Japanese guy was the one who put out a challenge, and fought a Japanese news reporter who also happened to be an MMA fighter and was destroyed him in front of his students.

[@morblacai8870]

I listened to it, it was a good episode. Also happy podcast day

[@themobsters2570]

Love the podcasts guys, been watching for a while. Just wondering how did u guys grow ur podcast? We just started ours and it’s taking a while?

[@breakwoodhopper6739]

Seeing kaya trying to calm himself down is hilarious

[@NullVoid2]

welcome back to the official plane crash podcast

[@caseyj8313]

Love these to sleep to

[@RedToa94]

Everybody gangsta 'til Kaya drops the red pills

[@captmelvinseahorse8871]

Wheres Jackson?!! And also... When I'm driving I always put this on and it's makes me think I'm apart of it and I laugh sóoo hard that I'm lucky that I haven't crashed 😂😂😂😂

[@argonaut8560]

I came here to flex on all the peasants who don't get to listen early.

[@argonaut8560]

@Philip J Fry I did though

[@schwi7021]

Can you even call yourself early when someone watched on 2x speed and finished way before you? -Person who finished the episode

[@michaelmagnus3590]

Whatching at 2x speed is like not watching at all, did you even understand a sentence?

[@yangashi]

I am always watching at 1.75

[@schwi7021]

I dunno man it makes sense to me, the only thing i watch on normal speed is music videos, and I guess it takes time to get used to it but after that normal speed sounds weird for KZbinrs you began watching on 2x.

[@chiefqueef1181]

Congratufuckinglations idk how that’s enjoyable u might as well just skip the end and call it a day

[@michaelmagnus3590]

@@schwi7021 I watch a lot of educational science videos and I used to watch at 2x speed until I realized I was only watching videos to waste time and not to understand them ever since I stopped it's been a ginormous difference..

[@BABNZ-sf2bv]

Coming from the future the boys look so young here

[@ChefBagel]

As someone from Sarasota i’m offended to be grouped in with Tampa, Charlie.

[@codelyokofanatic]

Dude I already had my second existential crisis yesterday why do I have to deal with a third one only 15 mins into this vid

[@CubeartAnimations]

That was pretty official 🥚😳🥚

[@robertoXCX]

Kaya really stole the show today. 10/10 would recommend.

[@mrzgvm]

You guys need to switch the record with those plane crashes and your flight anxiety

[@runrundave]

I am 30. I too feel like my life is over. But now i kive to make my childrens life great! 😁

[@KK-dm8ci]

jackson would make a great ventriloquist

[@exMuteKid]

I wish it was still 2020

[@angelaprettybagel]

Love Jackson’s face expressions throughout

[@angelaprettybagel]

😐

[@achia8844]

Its 2am here in the UK. Guess who's going to sleep at 4am after watching this and that has school tmw too

[@chefbiggestdog]

Didn't ask

[@achia8844]

@@chefbiggestdog omg you're soooo quirky!1!1!1!!!! Best comeback, somebody call the firefighters i got burned so baddd sksssksksk In short, nobody asked for your opinion either. Move over.

[@chefbiggestdog]

@@achia8844 calm down

[@achia8844]

@@chefbiggestdog What did u expect then

[@chefbiggestdog]

@@achia8844 a normal person... Not a redditor

[@5uperM]

I love Jaqckson's concentration.

[@liquidtruth7954]

Ironically enough I was on a plane today. And yes i did save it with my ass

[@Bomboclat200]

The box really be 😬😲😬😲😬😲😬😲😬😲😬😲

[@KerioFive]

Putting people to sleep on planes has got to be one of the worst ideas I’ve ever heard. You’d have to not eat or drink 24 hours before each flight…

[@johnbacon4997]

Lmao. Ikr. If you were put to sleep after a meal you could vomit and suffocate on the meal

[@KerioFive]

John Bacon Thank You

[@CRM20018]

It's scary how you guys predicted the future

[@dog_cretin]

I don't usually watch the podcast, but this title was too good to pass up

[@JediMasterBaiter]

NOTHING IN THE WORLD HAS MADE ME MORE HOMICIDAL THAN GOOGLE ASSISTANT and I'm a mailman.

[@redfive02]

Can you guys add the intro back to the Spotify version? I miss it

[@spencerprescott9814]

the corona virus is in my city and we still going to school can't wait to get it

[@mortis.y2]

There's a full version of the intro theme, right?

[@soulsquest]

I love Kaya

[@alifewellwastedyt]

So now I know that Andrew listens to Super Eyepatch Wolf.

[@lexd4081]

I turned against Apple when I found out they welded their computer components together because I'm a hardware tech guy. I don't even let people bring apple to my house lol

[@ToxicBogan]

All I hear is Andrew and kayas voices Charlie speak!

[@JimTheKid]

Jackson speak

[@HExtraordinaire]

You gotta praise Jackson's talent for being able to speak without moving his mouth

[@nintendope8837]

If I were a world leader rn I would be like ngl China that was a f*cking unpoggers move

[@roshanebommel655]

Charlies logo looks like iron man

[@uMustBeCool]

I love this podcast it’s an hour of billshiting

[@lexd4081]

Lol I knew that phone trick since I was a kid because my father was in the film industry. And it can't even look like a apple product because it could hurt the brand from what I was told.

[@RazorusR3X777]

I'm from the U S of A and it wierds me the fuck out when people walk around the house with shoes on I hate that shit.

[@ShwoogsRUs]

Wow, Jackson really chose the wristwent out on a bad note. Kaya is a very explosive pessimist.

[@flashmozzg]

7:10 there is already such a film.

[@muzzypwnyou]

If brat Pitt from fight club is right, then those oxygen masks in planes are for getting people high before the plan crashes haha

[@amazingmani2videosaday433]

I fucking love this podcast.

[@subtopoods7215]

I thought the stand up comedy joke was about Weinstein fake using a walker in court. Wouldn’t that have been so much better?

[@Dakotaidk]

A thieves dream is to be the only person awake on a flight

[@dee6561]

I was trying to predict the title when I saw the notification display half of the name. I predicted "Using your ass could prevent Coronavirus".

[@JODRecaps]

hi Dee. btw dont eat your cereal

[@friendswithavery]

JODisHere get out

[@Remls]

Reported for child abuse.

[@vizzy61]

What adam?

[@ChrisPBacon-xn9up]

@@friendswithavery love that movie

[@ChaosBW]

Jackson needs to get a perm so he looks like his Avatar...