The Official Podcast #62: Ancient Memes

[@penguinz0]

I didn't check the schedule time on the upload so Happy Valentine's Day with an early podcast ep

[@SlidewaysMotion]

luv u charlie

[@brendanfraser4213]

penguinz0 Thanks, dad.

[@kermit2636]

yes i amnot lonely

[@jvillela98]

Thanks now i can go to work and have this on download hahah

[@jvillela98]

Penguinz0 when will we get Sadworld hahaha

[@collincheatham9132]

Kaya: "His factories are run live slave ships" Also Kaya: "He embodies the success of the private industry"

[@collincheatham9132]

Kaya Orsan all good, man. Just thought it was funny. Thanks for the content!

[@scitechian]

Those two sentences do not contradict each other. There's a reason that industrial workers in the early 1900s would frequently lose limbs and die early - because treating your workers like Trade Federation Battle Droids makes things a lot more efficient.

[@robertshapley5330]

Collin Cheatham chad of a comment

[@codybassett112]

scitechian stop. potato fascist detected. LIBERTY PRIME ENABLED!

[@redrocketrider]

Kaya Orsan you don't have to apologize to lesser beings

[@vnom84]

1:10:29 Hi Charlie, thanks for all your support it really means a lot to me in these rough times! Love, Brendan Fraser

[@DylanJo123]

Does anyone else want IHE back on the podcast? They have good chemistry with each other.

[@therealtom]

Jenkins mainly i just like hearing alex laugh loudly

[@DylanJo123]

Thomas S. Same

[@wayh1003]

Alex is always here, his mic just seldom works.

[@DylanJo123]

Joseph Bartel Best recurring joke NA

[@Remls]

Woahoahoahoahoahaohaohaohaohaoha Same.

[@hexnstuff6563]

Jackson. You my boi. I love ya But post 👏 the 👏 shit 👏 on 👏 the 👏 screen!!!!!

[@kuebiko1984]

Y E s

[@prodieseltrucker]

Or link in description @ the very least

[@ffrriieess]

PLlelaseee

[@StillNoPickles69]

Fuck your emojis

[@badantelope9870]

I prefer episodes with no guests

[@simonlong4718]

Beach Mango like who?

[@rommix0]

@@simonlong4718 I thought Hellbent was a pretentious guest. It was awkward listening to him crack jokes while most of the main cast stayed quiet.

[@JimTheKid]

same here

[@hentaihut4043]

i prefer the podcast with no guests and hosts

[@adriongjr5057]

The twomad episode was hilarious

[@Bludjunky666]

My boy worked for tesla. Apparently for breaks and lunches there is a giant timer that rings and a countdown begins and they have to be back working by the Time ends, every one is running like the hunger games. He also working there for a year then got fired along with most his division, because of the whole departments "work ethic". He was also doing 12 to 15 hours forced overtime.

[@MrCarGuy]

Nikolai Pereira Not too dissimilar from other auto factories. Productivity is hard work.

[@milesedgeworth132]

My Uncles friend worked there too. When you leave the factory to go home they have these giant robots to shove their fingers up your ass to check if you stole any high class documents. They did this especially to the black workers because the robot is taught to be racist on purpose. But sometimes it feels good for them so they don't complain. Elon uses his money to force those workers into silence by using their weaknesses of homosexuality against them. It's disgusting.

[@Jester20100]

Andrew’s Kylo Ren impression sounds more like Nicolas Cage

[@therealtom]

Jesse DeAtley that's what I thought

[@saywhat4314]

man Alana. Alanna didn’t Siemens diene Disney Siemens dismembered curjurnmens Iskenderun into blistercan’t

[@therealtom]

Filopiopianopia what?

[@StyxxxxRiver]

That's because Nicolas cages Plays Kylo

[@werallgonnadi3035]

I was hearing Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

[@Midneight0]

"I didn't learn to tie my shoes until I was 8" "don't be embarassed I didn't learn until 3rd grade" which is 8

[@neskah_]

elongated muskrat

[@BazookaTooth707]

Jackson: “Maybe they thought that back when those tablets were made?” “Maybe they thought “‘What are people going to think about us in the future? We’re fucking goats, ya know?”’ Andrew : “That’s a good philosophical question” I’m crying lmao

[@Cybetrexs]

Bazooka Tooth never trust edited comments

[@willmetz1490]

So many parts of this episode have gone full circle and become super relevant again

[@legatus3213]

I don't comment often, but I do want to say, I appreciate the videos you make. I don't know if it takes eons of time to think of what you do or just come with it up on the spot, but I do appreciate the comedy, and the unique part of it. It's not spammed shitposting comedy, and it's not some long winded joke that requires hours upon hours of ancient Sumerian text scrolling to find the awnser. With you, it's the perfect blend. I know this may not be the best example of my favorite, but still, looking for that KZbin Pinning Comment. Thanks for being you. -Anthony Sulli-Sullivan

[@bryceboucher2040]

Legatus is

[@legatobluesummers1994]

Lol flat earthers think the car is driving on the firmament that cracked me up!

[@bristlepine8508]

In the showing I went to of Star Wars they did in fact show the message that the scene was meant to be silent. Literally during the scene on the screen the message was shown at my screening.

[@markbutcher7900]

Charlie I think I found the video in 360p. Its on xvideos and its just called "- Nice Pair of Lesbians"

[@trevorn2969]

Mark Butcher ya its it

[@markbutcher7900]

Nah he keeps talking about only seeing it in 144p

[@Moist_456]

Yesss

[@omarsabir1210]

Mark Butcher xvideos and xnxx have literally any kind of porn in the planet earth

[@shweatypalms4423]

On pornhub there is one in 480

[@RandomVideos2]

W I D E L O ⚫ R E N

[@ARDERUUD]

Kaya is my favorite anime villain

[@burblingbarbacoa4944]

I want to see a sardonicast and official podcast crossover episode where it's just 2 hours of a garbled mess, because 7 people on a podcast is a great idea.

[@manictiger]

Generally speaking, 5 is the maximum number you should have in a group conversation. I don't remember the scientific study that supports that, but I remember learning it from a small business: body language and communication class.

[@MrCheezebrainz]

Dat thumbnail

[@uzor123]

Imagine that chuck norris's biceps is as wide as ben swolo

[@chapmania4754]

I agree with Kaya about Blade 2, it was a good movie and the choreography was badass!

[@name8731]

I think what I'm going to do is write in a notebook that I've been behind all the major events over the last 10 years, how I planned it, how I did and I'll go to great lengths to make it seem legit, then put my name and info in and bury it. In 100 years they put me down as possibly the most important man in history and that'll be legacy.

[@PimpNamedDragonBalls]

Speaking of black panther, fucking mainstream media is running with the headline that "it's not just a movie, it's a movement" like wow way to lower the fucking bar

[@Loner762]

I fucking could not stop laughing when I heard "it's a movement not just a movie"

[@FidelCashflow_YT]

Funny enough, I saw a thread where gays were complaining that they wernt being represented in the film as well. So then black people started telling them to "sit this one out". They, did not like that response... Lol. So now we have these groups basically fighting over how much representation they get. Mind blowing...

[@FeelsGoodman124]

Andrew sounded like Nick Cage when he was trying to sound like Kylo

[@danielled1041]

16-18 year old girls are way too old for Logan Paul

[@StillNoPickles69]

Danielle D more like he's way too old for them and all the rest of his fangirls

[@maschaorsomething]

I'd agree, but then again I've seen girls this old, that think fake pranks are hilarious and real.

[@beebopjones4532]

This podcast should do a collab with the new sardonicast that has IHE, YMS, and ralphethemoviemaker

[@mase8444]

stacy watkins 7 people talking over each other? I’ll pass

[@pepman423]

Jackson unsound proof your room the random noises are the highlight of every podcast

[@link75214]

23:46 ; And introducing the guest of the podcast, Nicolas Cage.

[@tekkenkingarmor]

Still waiting for that podcast with NakeyJakey

[@NamekJedi]

Hell yes

[@yaboycyn]

Yes. Just yes.

[@ethanieldude1]

That would be amazing

[@Random70001]

You got him!

[@cruel284]

Getting a chapter this early feels almost like Christmas

[@OwO_Stormy]

Can we get Stamper on the Official Podcast?

[@AnubidIsAwful]

Stormy :3 Hell yes!

[@bombasticthrone007]

Stamper can hardly get on his own

[@saywhat4314]

Band Alan’s whenever Diane send SJSU’s wow didn’t down isn’t even Cygwin didn’t so Identical sike Sinai’s diene diene Siemens Siemens s Ruben?

[@peefmcgoose2908]

Woahoahoahoahoahaohaohaohaohaoha Are you ok my man?

[@saywhat4314]

Anal Albatross can sow woe she when when whenever shaggy Rueben Rueben Rueben’s Dushanbe shushes crack cocaine dishes Duden Siemens Diana’s disband sisnensn

[@MangooseHorchata]

This official podcast took a little bit extra to be officially officiallized but I officially enjoyed it

[@SteamGrace]

>doesn't respect elon musk because the tesla factory is run like a slave ship >respects elon musk because he represents the success of capitalism >slave ship >capitalism >slave ship >capitalism

[@Xenophakes]

let me battel, bro then Andrew's joke about communists not launching anything into space...

[@shukterhousejive]

Also let’s not mention the insane amount of Government funding SpaceX has received

[@redswift31]

Go be a filthy commie somewhere else.

[@codybassett112]

It's called being hyperbolic you potato fascist.

[@codybassett112]

HACKER MAN It's called being hyperbolic you potato fascist.

[@MrCarGuy]

Charlie was right as well about the early 20th century. Literate people were more "book smart" and celebrities were a product of the innovative sciences, etc. One benefit today *is*, however, the ease of information access and, now that everyone is essentially a journalist and people can judge bias easily, transparency.

[@nasaruinz]

Get Kilian from Kilian Experience on the podcast!!!1!

[@millerrepin4452]

I don't like him because he's a red fox

[@shahood8116]

miller repin atleast we know he s not a cannibal or hitler

[@frohawkmaster]

Star wars has defined the space sound effects as a computer program used to help spatial awareness for pilots. A radar detects it and plays a sound based on the relative location.

[@JaeEunA]

I love the whole discussion on the realistic potential about smearing fish on a car and how it could have been solved by a simple link to a video.

[@TheRyman230]

Well jackson, I’m 20 year old guy who prioritizes watching the podcast over homework, you guys make my day!

[@84everfan90]

My favorite official podcast trope is them seeing who gets to the add read first.

[@toshikosatoru8483]

I was laying down in bed just listening to this podcast in peace, but got up just to type down the following words, FrankieOnPc Didn't just get popular solely because of the quality of the video, He Really works hard for his content, I dunno if you watched any of his videos yet but they are the most mesmerising gameplays By far. PS Ty for reminding me of his you tube channel, Guess i'll watch it later.

[@karikora8279]

Is kaya not the greatest member? God damn what a genius

[@m.c4210]

The Kylo square bod gets me every time.

[@johnstorm9171]

getting drunk and lissening to the podcast is the best

[@zacmatt1997]

Chef vortivask's only crime is serving up delicious content 🍴

[@ohnonono4730]

And terrorism

[@burneraccount122]

I'd hardly call the brony phenomenon a fad. It lasted like 10+ years. The reason why we liked the show was because it was a genuinely good show with depth and character growth.

[@RiffChris]

Please do anothee one with Psychicpebbles! That one was fucking hillarious!

[@Critagle]

Panama Man I agree, my favorite episode so far

[@pepman423]

Panama Man he's been on the h3h3 podcast the past few episodes

[@alexfrania209]

Only show were I actually enjoy hearing about the promotions

[@sirbillius]

There are only a few good events at the winter Olympics halfpipe, slope style, biathlon, hockey, luge, skeleton, bobsled, that’s all I can think of. Oh and curling.

[@rayvenkman2087]

KnightCaster Boycotting. Oh that's a good one.

[@sirbillius]

@Ray Vankman I don't get the reference. Who's boycotting the Olympics for any reason aside from "it's boring"?

[@stupidnonmovingcartoon3662]

apparently Koreans

[@badabingbing474]

KnightCaster jews

[@rayvenkman2087]

KnightCaster Just a little reference to the 1980 Olympics boycott.

[@RaunchyCommentor]

Jackson hasn't done the intro in a while

[@coolcat_tom6360]

Andrew’s Kylo Ren impression sounds like Nicolas Cage in every movie

[@LarryTL]

I love me a man that can cook, and I'm totally woman

[@LarryTL]

Okay kaya where's my $4

[@LarryTL]

how to delete youtube comments

[@LarryTL]

oh no

[@socksome]

Who would win in a fight, Elon Musk or Alex Jones?

[@socksome]

T Tt A logical assumption.

[@fitzyboy1390]

Get Psychicpebbles on again

[@truest9954]

Dick Van Dyke YES

[@joshlafortune4178]

I watched that one like 5 times. It's pure gold.

[@tylerchamploo1518]

I found the KZbinr Zach was talking about and it is gold

[@ohnonono4730]

Y

[@awsmstevie]

jackson talking about the laptops in school shows how much better aus schools are than american :y

[@CD_Culted]

I work at a Regal Cinema, and I can confirm they did have a warn about the silent scene, but, they warned people at the door, not before the movie began.

[@karikora8279]

Am I the only one who sometimes just binge watches every blade movie in a row non stop? Am I crazy?

[@RetconCrisis]

Kylo Ren was the one character arc that I really liked in TLJ. Mostly because his goal was to do what Vader couldn't, and he succeeded. Vader wanted to kill the Emperor and did so, but died in the process so he couldn't "rule the galaxy". Kylo managed to actually kill Snoke and take his place, taking place as ruler of the galaxy like Vader wanted originally.

[@josephsmith6074]

“Every Thursday at 7pm”

[@stacysaurusrex]

A nice early episode thanks

[@nowheels340]

when you realize all their names make up the word "jack", and Jackson isnt just putting his name in the intro for no reason.

[@Chingle_]

SmokedFalafels that's why the always say "jack" order

[@epti3539]

SmokedFalafels Jackson strategically chose those three for the reasons of using JACK

[@kilroy3446]

No, Jack means jacking off

[@STREETBUCKETPERSON]

Still waiting for that podcast with Reviewbrah

[@mitts9107]

Why is it not on the podcast app yet

[@pleasemorelikesthandislike5328]

Attention, I am an Australian WATER COP! penguinz0 fails to mention this in every video, but please drink 3 liters of water EVERY DAY. Not only does it taste good, it is super HEALTHY. Thank you very much and stay HYDRATED!

[@TheRicardin777]

I just gotta say, I like porn

[@sebdankss]

Also I’m now in the middle playing Hatred from start to finish and it’s amazing

[@tbush6657]

Star Wars Ep 3, Transformers 1, and the Spongebob Movie games were some of my favorites.

[@SamsMusicification]

These podcasts and your streams Charlie are always the highlight of my week/night. Thanks for helping me get through a difficult breakup. Love you bois

[@ZealotOnYouTube]

Stay strong, man!

[@FREVQUEBEATS]

Looking back now, I think this episode truly does mark the moment when Kaya joined the Elon fandom

[@thatkidkrypto2744]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@CptMorgan644]

I demand a full 5 minute song of the synthwave intro. It's too good

[@doc3552]

Many people forget that Elon Musk had a cameo in Iron Man 2

[@ThatGuyKh1]

Kylo Ren has less screen time and he’s the main villain yet he has a much more compelling ark and backstory then Rey will ever have. (I also hate how they got rid of his mask)

[@contelopa4551]

My mom and auntie likes to watch Logan and Jake paul.

[@GenJotsu]

Contelopa Disown them.

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

neat, they kept the synthwave intro music

[@Synaen]

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

[@wahlflower3517]

As someone who researched hazing deaths out of boredom, people were as stupid in the past as we are now only in different ways.

[@chipio]

Super early today, and I'm so happy for that.

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

Chipio Industries I always come early

[@Serpeik]

I'm just saying, "smearing squid" sounds like a euphemism. A hilarious one at that.

[@acolytebazel3590]

Thank you Andrew for explaining Juvenoia to the boys.

[@vaprin2019]

Shoes without laces are a gift from God

[@silenceindenialsid9177]

Andrew is right, there's this guy I watch on KZbin called Ryan Hall, and he's talked about how he watched Logan Paul, and on his Twitter defended him when the whole forest debacle happened.

[@Frostbitten.]

Kaya, the most confrontational lad of the group calling Jackson the fuck out on his non-confrontational attitude. Great ep haha

[@SnaDyl]

I was literally putting dishes away from eating a frozen pizza when Kaya called me out for being a bachelor loser 27:30

[@Mysterialic]

Whoo that intro made me moist!

[@Synaen]

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

[@kalsizzle]

Will this video go in to the lore behind the podcast?

[@bubbles710]

With ziprecruiter, you can hire a personal shoe tying assistant

[@fm_Left]

Spider-Man 2 for the PlayStation 2 was and always will be the best licensed super hero game. No contest.

[@redacted5910]

I went to a public middle school that's kinda pathetic, but we each carry around a 500 dollar laptop to every class

[@LarryTL]

About the adult Logan Paul fans, I know for a fact that those people exist. I personally don't know anyone that over 18 and watches Logan Paul, but trust me, if my friend's Mom can regularly watch SSundee on her own time (real shit), then I wouldn't doubt people would do the same for Logan Paul.

[@prodieseltrucker]

Christ, that intro works so well I swear

[@brockperrin82]

Okay Andrew’s Kyle ren sounds like a fucking GREAT Nicholas cage

[@EhBoing]

I think Alex is the only person on this podcast that really knows what their talking about

[@BortSlampson]

BOY THOSE LOTR GAMES WERE SO GOOD BACK IN THE DAY!

[@iisadragonborn7128]

in my middle school (oxford hills middle school) we all got a MacBook Air but when i got to high school we got some kinda chrome book bullshit that could only run google docs, soundcloud and cool math games but every time the teacher needed us to go to a website they had to have the computer tech people unblock the website and that shit took like 10 minutes each time.

[@AwesomeAdmirak]

I agreed with Andrew 100%. Charlie should watch the Vsauce video on Juvenoia, the phenomenon which makes people think the old times were better due to survivorship bias

[@minmo666]

Is this going to be a new schedule to post or is it just a one time thing? I hope it is, old schedule had the podcast being posted at 11pm for me, had to wait 'til morning to listen to the Official Boys.

[@SeductorConductr]

This should be titled "Shit on Jackson" 😂

[@zacbailey6507]

why does andrews kylo ren impersonation sound like nick cage

[@innocent4208]

andrew spilling straight boiling tea this episode

[@Tombomb615]

That Kylo Ren impression was so good haha

[@Shoeofsweat]

Andrews impression of Kylo Ren sounds like Nic Cage

[@narsheguard6417]

I'm going to go ahead and rationalize why I like Logan Paul, as a 28 year old man. The whole suicide forest thing wasn't illegal. Everyone is taking some moral highroad because suicide is so bad, in spite of it being a conscious and selfish choice. Second, one has no expectation of privacy in public. If you didn't want your body to be filmed, you should not hang yourself in a public place. It's a matter of using logic instead of emotion. Fact over feelings. Just because a man kills himself does not make him automatically sympathetic. In fact, the man who committed suicide is a killer. So like I said, it's fact over feelings.

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

Narsheguard agree