The Official Podcast #59: The Official Island

[@x0recordsllc]

I usually don't agree with Kaya but now I want to help conquer that island

[@mik21ak55]

"So what? Are they legitimate people? I thought you meant, like, they were natives." - Jackson, 2018

[@kevinmanfredi1208]

I mean, he is Australian. They don't have a great track record with natives.

[@Java0241]

@@kevinmanfredi1208 yea their natives look like cavemen

[@twotugtony7221]

Oof

[@PerpetuallyTiredMillennial]

Great great grand pappy Andrew Jackson would be proud

[@pastelgorgon]

@@kevinmanfredi1208 iutitutz

[@grapple_r3356]

Instead of an official visual novel, I'd rather have a Just Cause/Metal Gear Style game where Kaya singlehandedly takes over that Island. #KayaTheConqueror

[@tylersnow_]

I can't believe they got Jackson on the podcast

[@crypticraps]

CoNToRT3D THE Jackson Clarke?!?

[@kortomor8003]

They should get cr1tical on the podcast

[@NederlandBall]

@@kortomor8003 Who the heck is Cr1tical? They should get Penguinz0, tho

[@RealMrRobinson]

​@@NederlandBallI prefer charlie white, but we all have our preferences

[@VAbel03]

New intro is edgier than kaya

[@Remls]

Makes their first few words all the more better this time tbh

[@renno2679]

Temp intro

[@rawlikethat776]

It sounds like the doom theme

[@Walnut00]

fuck you, don't hate on our king #kayatheconqueror

[@SailorMid]

It feels like doom

[@targz_]

I'm the queen of england and I approve of kaya's conquest

[@Skrunk.]

Wait a second here, Elizibeth. Your KZbin channel is "Team Tumor"?

[@targz_]

Russell Kajune yes

[@BalkanWeeb]

God save the Tumor Team

[@Bruh1]

Didn’t age well after kaya assassinated her

[@Garrillagamer]

hey RIP homie

[@GruntOfAction]

I looked up the island, there's a hotel on it called Official. So I guess they've already conquered the island.

[@liamwiltshire3400]

God do I hate all of those unofficial islands.

[@Michael-ru3su]

Liam Wiltshire foil un island

[@SmokeyBluu]

New intro music sounds like it belongs in The Official Anime

[@JmanPlaysGames]

What The Nyaow? The Official Doom mod more like it.

[@JmanPlaysGames]

Dammit, somebody already made a doom comment.

[@audiowithdrawal]

Yeah, midi guitar sounds great

[@maxwellmcleod1040]

The official manga was better

[@Jeebz3000]

MClouD M I still haven’t caught up on the recent chapters yet. Have they gotten past the Crypto arc?

[@CrazyGamer1541]

Wow what a great podcast. Just finished the whole thing. Great podcast. Nice work.

[@John-Sneed]

Ch4alik boi you are not even an hour in

[@starwarsguye1152]

Typed three minutes in lmao

[@CrazyGamer1541]

STARWARSGUYE11 that's... that's the joke.

[@John-Sneed]

Ch4alik I was joking with you don't worry

[@starwarsguye1152]

Ch4alik I know, sarcasm can be difficult to detect via text however. 'Tis a good meme.

[@johnsquarez6806]

The official podcast is my favorite DOOM mod

[@dirtydan7515]

WAD

[@tummus1227]

wad*****

[@sebaschanable]

#Kayatheconqueror I'm down to conquer the island.

[@thatkidkrypto2744]

Please unmute Alex's mic

[@silver6486]

He didn’t pay the $5 fee

[@jordontp]

lol

[@WJames-nq2df]

Boardwalk Burgers? More like Bored Burgers.

[@justinduzell1234]

kaya should make I hate mars bars

[@noahsewell9615]

Krypto Nba2k there would be to much negativity with both Kaya and I HE if he came on again. If it happens we will go to a different timeline

[@uptildawnltd3253]

The bubonic plague podcast Controlling the population, one listener at a time

[@raulmiranda2478]

Bubonic podcast

[@ritafairbanks]

That aged really badly, hi from 2020 😷

[@uptildawnltd3253]

@@ritafairbanks yeah that went downhill pretty fast

[@ryadh456]

Kaya is unusually hyped in this episode! I love it!

[@steaktar3241]

"I'm seeing double!" "Four dads, yeah" ...hold on

[@crypticraps]

st'eaktar It’s a joke from The Simpsons, lol. I’m not sure where it originated, but it’s definitely from The Simpsons.

[@resonancesystem9937]

You could just emigrate to the island with a large amount of fans, then you could just out vote all their decisions and become a democratic leader and force them to leave by intimidation and democratic votes from you and your fans

[@beingsactual]

#prayforkaya - we need a healthy #kayatheconqueror to lead our great endeavor!

[@abbywutzler5739]

#KayaTheConqueror I believe in the offical boys, I'll help you lads til my dying breath

[@NeoDawgg]

Kaya let’s GO IM WITH YOU THAT ISLAND IS OURS

[@gloriouswarlus1998]

You mean HIS island... We're his soldiers, not his compratriots, KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE BOY...

[@weeb3244]

At 28:10, Jackson enters a fucking wind tunnel

[@Metzgerchef]

#kayatheconquer

[@dieobersturmbannfuhrer6654]

#kayawilldestroythejews

[@ryadh456]

alex metzger .

[@ryadh456]

alex metzger Hell yeah!

[@ganjagank4787]

I have axes I can bring, we can reintroduce carpentry industry by making axe molds and forging new axes from the pig iron that isn't there.

[@JuanMendoza-nh2xc]

#kayatheconquer

[@yertius]

Does Jackson ever actually put something on screen

[@maciejocicki2492]

Starapture Yes

[@theseer2374]

Starapture no

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

maybe

[@dweebpatrol]

I think he's done it like 1-3 times

[@Jeebz3000]

Starapture I’m pretty sure it’s just a running gag

[@dweebpatrol]

Andrew differentiates between his father and Charlie because to him his father is Dad but Charlie is his Daddy

[@IMortalNemesisI]

#KayatheConquerer

[@zoidbergswhoop]

*KAYA VULT*

[@ganjagank4787]

KAYA WILLS IT!

[@debaser1042]

This is the most reasonable thing that has come out of Kaya's mouth.

[@lordesteelecockemightycumm897]

Let's all be honest.. Andrew is best girl

[@ribbykun8402]

J U S T A N D R E W

[@AntiSVH]

*grill

[@herosui]

no argument from me

[@salem-p3l]

Kaya is best girl in DDLC

[@RoqueBa]

I'm 18 and able-bodied; I will gladly join this effort. #KayatheConqueror

[@evan11711]

And now you are 21 🎉🎊🎉

[@thatsonaaron4636]

@@evan11711now hes 23🎉🎉

[@evan11711]

@@thatsonaaron4636 let’s go! 🎉🎉🎉

[@wayh1003]

I really liked alex in this one.

[@TheRyman230]

I feel like they’re getting more and more sponsorships, and someday they’ll have a podcast where 3/4 of their talking involves a sponsored company. Additionally, when’ll we hear about the turkish police airport story?

[@willyodi5]

Explosive Cobalt18 never, probably

[@dakneezbeez8844]

When turkey stops oppressing it’s citizens

[@TheTailsDoll101]

if it doesn't have little boys, i'm not interested

[@kurtacles1082]

This is one of my favorite episodes to come back and listen to

[@WinterzForce]

I’m legit down for it kaya

[@zeak]

id be down to take over the island

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

#Kayatheconqueror Edit: I will die for the cause

[@k0alazz572]

Always looking forward to these

[@selfishpromotion2895]

I would just like to state that if that guy was serious about taking over that island I'm totally in

[@masoncombs6578]

I’m Down to slaughter the demons for the Official Island

[@BasedGarlicMan]

If i help conquer the island do I get a cut of cash from selling it?

[@renno2679]

Assuming they sell the island for about 200k, and that the money is split evenly between the boys and, say, 10k participants, you'd get 20 dollars. Nice! (But i guess more realistically, though still far fetched, 1k people participated, then its $200. Still not great. Even further, 100, including the bois, $2000. Although it would be harder to conquer if they had help from the main land or something)

[@seanmathias232]

Wild Doggo For a wild dog, you are smart.

[@Uncl3Funcl3]

I can’t believe they treated the guest that way. He’ll never want to come back on after this!

[@Moist_456]

#Kayatheconqueror

[@ilocosmetro]

05:27 "If it doesn't have little boys, I'm not interested." This isn't the first time Andrew admitted to liking shota

[@fennybenny5649]

#kayatheconqueror I'd gladly give my life for the Official cause

[@avro9159]

08:51 Argentinas last words in 1982

[@ljscott5969]

To Kayas comment about the queen not bothering about her island. Look up the Falkland war. Basically the Falkland islands just off Argentina was trying to claim it as their own and we won.

[@sam-vk9lj]

LJ Scott yes but that was after multiple aggressions prior to that

[@sam-vk9lj]

from Argentina

[@kentlee1397]

im in for conquering

[@kentlee1397]

or bir tawil. the only peice of land not claimed by any nation

[@jimmygrey6848]

Kaya. If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...

[@bigiron4285]

and my axe

[@katawatenshu]

special note, gdq didn't actually get more donations this year, they counted the sub-only chat cash as donations

[@MacTonight6395]

0:00 I already want to die

[@IDontReallyGiveAShit]

Back of the line, pal.

[@enigmaticone6559]

Thanks for the video guys, I greatly enjoyed it. And the ads you talked about was actually really entertaining too lol surprisingly. I didn't really care much for these podcasts in the beginning but I think you guys are really entertaining.

[@evangardner9067]

I have never been this early before. I feel blessed.

[@willis32]

As a Brit i feel like this island could be a good idea but we dont have the best track record on giving away islands...

[@ethanlei6527]

are they still planning to move in together? andrew moving to tampa seems like phase one

[@ImTheBluestBird]

Not in together, but Kaya wants to move to America so he’ll probably go to Tampa and Jackson might follow.

[@John-Sneed]

This is a good yay to kick off my birthday

[@hexnstuff6563]

Jackson holy hell post something on screen if you're gonna leave it in when someone asks "hey Jackson put this on the screen."

[@JmanPlaysGames]

The past few GDQ's have been pretty not great, but every single run that PJDicesare does is outstanding. Bad stuff always happens to him while he's playing. He plays off of it very well, and the people he puts on the couch can also play off of it very well. Its a great mix of being informative and being funny, which helps keep the viewers attention for the longer runs. Also, scratch that, anything with PJ's name on it is good to watch.

[@garyb9552]

I will come to the island, no questions asked as will my family #kayatheconqueror

[@dreamcatcherpone]

I listened to this on the drive back from the gym, and it was core day. Y'all almost made me crash because my abs locked up because I was laughing too hard. Cheers

[@Lagartoman7]

Pirates of the Caribbean 10: On Molester Tides.

[@murdoc4141]

Bonesaw wasnt banned from ever going to gdq again, and it wasnt because of the car key joke, they disallowed him from actively running for one year (which since he moved to japan he cant really run anyway), and the reason he was blocked was because of him encouraging the chat to spam that airlines twitter, which they did

[@-_-._.822]

#KayaTheConquer I can put in like $3

[@Vintageferguson]

This will be my favorite Podcast episode for time to come I think

[@TheDefibrillator1]

I can confirm I watch the podcast. -the majesty

[@lucascelistre4181]

wow can believe i missed this gem of an episode from the shoutout era, thats a classic

[@zone3839]

Kaya is about to restart the Ottoman Empire

[@andrewlorick166]

Its 5 am and im hungover. Thank you official boys for helping me make it to the end

[@lightbluegunshots]

Charlie is Andrews dad and always has been.

[@corktail7900]

the new intro music is beautiful, fits really well with the new design

[@emmy9345]

Jackson is so cute.

[@thrashSJ]

Andrew*

[@bigpoppapump5993]

Max no homo tho

[@bash9791]

Honest truth: I enjoy the podcast a lot more when it's just you guys

[@jimmy_2timez]

#KayaTheConqueror

[@awstyn5406]

I love the podcast! I've never been so early, much love!

[@TheUnknownOtaku]

That moment when C1tikal is too shy to ask you onto the podcast.

[@stonethemason12]

Actual domination and conquest talk this is fucking hilarious!!

[@rednek2074]

get vinesauce joel on.

[@chasecooper670]

Man, this Doom game has an even better Intro track!

[@MrMan-ls4un]

#KayaTheConqueror I will join the invasion

[@TheChristenberry]

You can tell Charlie had a real good time this episode.

[@kyanjacoby7468]

#kayatheconqueror I WILL HELP YOU TAKE THE ISLAND, FOR I AM A LOYAL SOLDIER OF THE OFFICIAL PODCAST!

[@jacobbaia6530]

This was the funniest podcast for sure

[@HuwJ8rd0n3]

No bullshit I literally have a tutor who volunteered on this Island (Pitcairn) and he was talking about it not too long ago. To find out all this information about it such as the pedophilia gate considering he lived there for 6 months has made me quite taken back by this. What do I even do from this point? Would I contact the administration of my college and inform them of the podcast as well as all the things mentioned? Kaya if you're reading please DM me with all the research you've done as I may actually need to take this further.

[@katawatenshu]

The admin won't look into it, how could they, if they care at all they'll just axe him. Are you intending to get someone fired for a vague suspicion?

[@ice_exia9789]

He volunteered there not there but if he lived there they should all have the same sir names of the people who landed there on the island so check the names and compare to his

[@lettuce141]

1:41:16 It's Ember, not Amber. I'm usually not nitpicky like this, but she gave you one job, and that was to remember her name.

[@brandon201ba]

The Official Podcast #60: Gremlins Gizmo for the wii edition

[@isaiahsevere4192]

Friend walked by right as he screamed "naked children" rip

[@nightfighter7452]

PLEASE TAKE OVER THE ISLAND!!!!

[@misterezioauditore]

Heck yeah I’m all about taking over that island!

[@mortarsquad12]

#kayatheconqueror

[@bombasticthrone007]

That's actually a legitimately good intro

[@Azeur]

>Not joking about Scarecrow being too scared to fight Batman it's like they're not even trying

[@bouch2442]

I would gladly invade the island

[@meepspeeps5055]

Im surprised you guys dont make a second channel for the podcast , i would think it would help it grow more

[@nerdwiz6065]

Let's go a'conquerin #kayatheconqueror

[@gobthegreat7797]

I love this new Runescape-like rock intro

[@actusjack]

God you blew it, the official island was and you really didn’t ask any hard hitting questions they will obviously never come back on you blew it

[@lorengarms9836]

I built a dungeons and dragons campaign based off this.

[@FuzzyWuzzy98]

I will stand and fight with #kayatheconquerer

[@scitechian]

Kaya, I am in *AWE*. That was like a spinoff of the Aristocrats joke. Holy shit.

[@lilchromie]

Back again for my favorite episode. Watched this one like 30 times now.

[@chipachipa7601]

shadman to the podcast please

[@YummyYouth]

CHIPA CHIPA this

[@kennyrgb2700]

CHIPA CHIPA it's a perfect match because they talk about pedos so much

[@SnowIrisa]

Ah my favorite official podcast