The One Thing but it's with Tumblr Sexymen

[@maxieisenberg5775]

Watching Sans tell the Onceler that he stole antique photos of Alastor’s grandmother is not what I thought I’d be doing today, but alright.

[@TheDreadChronicles]

Me too

[@notneilcicierega]

every time I recognise a character I take 5 psychic damage

[@SWAMPuS]

Relatable actually.

[@noyz-anything]

wow. how much hp do you even have

[@AnimatingBeats]

Welp I’m dea- *dies*

[@Monochromatik]

in my years of living i have never heard about megamind being a tumblr sexy man and im experiencing a new emotion that i can only group into the ones akin to fear

[@rowan404]

I used to be on the self-shipping side of Tumblr and there was a woman who was married to him and would frequently post fanart and headcanons about herself and Megamind.

[@momochan3974]

@@rowan404 nice

[@Scrittlescrattle]

@@rowan404 queen shit

[@fordpines4519]

Well I didnt think turbo was one either

[@dinoahmad182]

I didn't think Grimm would be one either. Now that I think about it, I'm not really surprised he is.

[@tvangelist]

this is like a where's waldo of sexymen

[@klinxium8627]

HAVAISB

[@cameron9087]

upsetting to me that this is genuinely a well made animatic

[@cameron9087]

hey i just noticed the mothman is in here, what the fuck?

[@antisfoxes]

@@cameron9087 hes hot doe 😳✨

[@ejthenobody]

@@cameron9087 I know you said this three years ago, but WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? OF COURSE MOTHMAN IS THERE!

[@justsomedude3511]

i can recognize every character in this animatic and i think that says something about me

[@katten39]

Proud of you

[@ethanthebrave]

i too am proud

[@earthbornparanian6252]

Most I recognize from random movies that came out around the time I was a middle school. The rest I only know slightly about from some of my crazy friends from high school who played certain computer games.

[@sketchycat6223]

We all have dark past

[@katten39]

@@sketchycat6223 and future tbh

[@station7580]

if people keep making crossover art like this we're going to end up with an unironic tumblr sexymen fandom with a whole universe based off of them interacting with plot and shit. is that what you want?

[@onitobiko]

yes :)

[@gothicjinx101]

;)

[@reptilearcade]

yes

[@dantesparda8037]

Yep

[@snowwyflake]

yeah

[@BellsMakesStuff]

the icing on the cake for this to me is the fact that for some reason john mulaney’s voice is somehow???? really fucking fitting for the onceler????? incredible (and slightly cursed) also until now it never crossed my mind that waluigi could be considered a tumblr sexyman and that knowledge is both terrifying and incredibly hilarious

[@lv4519]

Waluigi is the only character who should be a sexyman

[@generalzar0ff]

Unfortunately he is a tumblr sexyman, and I am partially to blame 😔 hooliganhoodlum.tumblr.com/post/624396817840422912/happy-belated-birthday-to-the-nasty-sports-rodent All of the water that made up 70% of my body has been replaced with cringe

[@acehealer4212]

I’m so happy that this exists. I mean, I’m not happy that Plankton is considered a sexyman. But I’m happy the Tumblr sexyman culture brought this animatic into existence. Also I’ve been watching my brother play Hollow Knight, so I really appreciate Grimm with his child here. That was perfect.

[@toldentops1430]

Aw thank you!! It was very fun filling the animatic with sexymen:] And hell yeah!! Hollow knight is such a good game

[@greenghoul157]

How to be a Tumblr sexyman: Be dapper, wear a hat or something, be a villain, be from some popular cartoon

[@Dragon_Fire_2468]

Sans

[@lydfunkgamer8701]

sans oh just having a tragic history of development (ingo)

[@TriKvrrDvrr]

the frames from 0:33 to 0:35 are unironically pure like i can seriously imagine them all being friends

[@sketchycat6223]

Creepypasta mansion vibes

[@markfaites]

oh my god not danganronpa🥵🥵🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@doritos4956]

*THE MEMORIES* *THE GACHA REACTION MEMORIES*

[@angelartist1653]

this is the most glorious and horrifying thing ive ever seen

[@antisfoxes]

ikr

[@altf4undo01]

hate how benrey isn't out of character here most of all like he MIGHT do that

[@altf4undo01]

ALSO SANS LIKE. CANONICALLY HAS A SECRET ROOM SO HE WOULD DEFINITELY BE THE ONE WITH THE PHOTOS

[@sicko033]

YEAH

[@fruitygarlic3601]

I read that as Barney. I thought Barney the Purple Dinosaur was a tumblr sexyman for five terrible, alienating seconds. Please stop this.

[@altf4undo01]

@@fruitygarlic3601 *_BARNEY THE DINOSAUR?_*

[@mementoghosty]

@@fruitygarlic3601 you know what? That is THE most horrifying thing I have ever read. _lets make it happen_

[@allyli1718]

By the law of the internet, O'Hare's inclusion in this video will have artists draw him as a sexyman as a joke before it quickly turns unironic and we all start thirsting for another Lorax character

[@XCloak_PersonX]

We will repeat this with more animatics until every character from the 2012 Lorax movie is a tumblr sexyman

[@hannaautisticbananas8283]

Sans stealing old photos from people’s parties seems like something he would do actually lol but I was so happy to see my baby boy Wheatley

[@heygueswhat]

P. PLANKTON FROM SPONGEBOB???? WH

[@neontext]

thank you for recognizing turbo as a tumblr sexyman when no one else does. give him his respect.

[@abyssalnightmare551]

I'm praying to god you mean the wreck it ralph one and not the snail...

[@neontext]

@@abyssalnightmare551 THE WRECK IT RALPH ONE NOT THE SNAIL

[@sketchycat6223]

@@neontext oh thank god

[@tigercarings]

YESSS LITERALLY HES SO OBSCURE 😭

[@seguaye]

bro he’s so lame. Like, Fix it felix is _right there_ and *turbo* got sexymanified? shameful

[@neorose6814]

the way this is a genuinely important part of internet history

[@AceLad]

this whole thing was a blow to the gut but especially seeing black hat punched me in the face. wonderful animatic

[@djdoesstuff5457]

Wait, were?

[@AceLad]

@@djdoesstuff5457 0:34 is the first time he appears, i think he pops up in thr bg later on too

[@djdoesstuff5457]

@@AceLad thanks!

[@freshntoasted]

How could you forget Professor Venomous...

[@Scrittlescrattle]

Artificial sexyman made in a lab for a desired effect. Not a true sexyman.

[@pippa856]

I hate the fact that I recognize every character in this video

[@CaptainCFalcon]

If I had a nickel for everytime Grimm from Hollow Knight was used for "Jon" in an Animatic of "The One Thing," I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@yellow-py]

This is still the funniest fucking thing I've seen in my entire life. The fact that you put dr Strangeglove and Megamind in there makes me lose my shit!!

[@toldentops1430]

HRGSHFKSBFJSB THANK YOU

[@yellow-py]

@@toldentops1430 No problem!! also, the fact that you keep shitting on Alastor ROCKS! Keep up the great work!

[@andreah9587]

I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED DR STRANGEGLOVE BUT I WAS LIKE “no I’ve never seen him on tumblr, he’s so obscure! why would he be a tumble sexy man??? has to be someone else that just looks similar” BUT NOW THAT I KNOW ITS HIM IVE TAKEN 100 POINTS OF PSYCHIC DAMAGE SO THANKS FOR THAT

[@XCloak_PersonX]

I literally got whiplash from seeing dr strange glove in there

[@cringelord_67]

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THAT MAN can't believe he's a Tumblr sexyman now omg

[@fearwithab6844]

i swear everytime i see a character i recognize (WHICH IS MOST OF THEM) i really just WHEEZED THEIR NAME like the goddamn "BEYONCE?!" meme

[@starboundsingularity]

First off, genuinely love the fact that you drew them with their original designs and not the humanized white twinks. Second, Professor Membrane with a chainsaw is a GIFT and I am going to cherish this. Funniest thing I've seen all day.

[@bardolphers3003]

PLANK TON!?!?!?!??!?!

[@nekonaddie]

theres PLANKTON???

[@bardolphers3003]

i swear to god i know that theres homestuck in here somewhere

[@andreah9587]

I didn’t see any homestuck characters in here and I consider that a crime

[@spilledmilkii]

I think its funny how in both this one and the entirely hollow knight themed one both had grimm throw the bottle and yell scatter

[@twotruckslyrics]

YEA

[@clefadrylwires1348]

Recognizing a good 80% of these characters dealt 3000 physic damage to my poor fragile mind

[@PuppetBoy.]

3:22 Seeing Tony the Clock after all these years gave me flashbacks to middle school oh god-

[@meeplefluffer2483]

2:33 ITS MY BEST BOI

[@rachaelmerwin8188]

The only valid sexy man

[@meeplefluffer2483]

Rachael Merwin Yes

[@monstrouspegasister]

@@rachaelmerwin8188 I don't even have a crush on him and I AGREE.

[@skelico]

i was in the onceler fandom and undertale fandom and lived through all these other fucking fandoms and this is the funniest goddamn thing i've ever seen thank you

[@gknomess]

when he slid his glasses down at 3:35 i felt something 😳

[@guilhermeshiba3135]

he looks like an old woman pretending to be in a 90s hip hop video

[@xf_art_]

NONONONONONONOON I TOLD MYSELF I GREW OUT OF THIS

[@aslana977]

Ok

[@twotruckslyrics]

😭😭

[@meevins]

I felt like that damn Beyoncé meme the *second* I saw Dr Strangeglove like don't you *dare* do that to him, remove him at once

[@monstrouspegasister]

Where is he?

[@Dinoman972]

@@monstrouspegasister 1:05

[@monstrouspegasister]

@@Dinoman972 Thanks

[@BarelyAHuman]

-Nothing would stop me from believing who Alastor would just laugh to all these shenanigans just for then go in creepy mode and say a bunch of passive aggressive comments to everyone. -The fact who Sans has effectively a secret room in canon and there's a picture of three happy people is making the final joke even better. -Guzma would 100% breaks a pool table, and he didn't need to be drunk to do that. -Your artistyle is sublime

[@kirbstagoontheaxolotl]

When I saw Bill Cipher being the one to try and warn everyone about the police I was like "Of course he would be the sober one, can he even get drunk?"

[@crashd.3103]

BENREY???????

[@emerynyx9310]

yup it's BENREYBENREYBENREYBEN-

[@monstrouspegasister]

Not gonna lie- I thought that was Captain Falcon for some reason.

[@SPG69]

0:47 Wheatley just vibin

[@kaleeshsynth9994]

I feel like I lose a brain cell everytime I recognize a character.

[@sisterlillybug3142]

OMFG This is the best thing I've seen in so long. This is so funny!! I love Nagito and fuckin Sans looking at each other like "The time to be trash has come"

[@VioletEntropy04]

No emotion in my entire life will ever compare to the pure whiplash I felt when I watched this animatic for the first time and saw Dr Strangeglove Moshi Monsters

[@sentientmoths9452]

absolutely killed it, an amazing archival effort of all sexymen come to pass and a great animatic to boot!

[@orian1642]

You know, the funny thing about this is... 1) sans 2) The hollow knight version of this has that EXACT SAME SEQUENCE WITH GRIMM AT 2:46 FEATURING THE EXACT. SAME. ICONIC. SCREAM. POSE. (& the grimmchild)

[@altf4undo01]

how many years of your life did you lose making this animatic and how many more can i take off

[@calliecature]

I am laughing so hard that Benrey is only seen for that one scene with the dad's computer.

[@hyacinthmewn]

this makes me want to cry but in a good way. 15/10

[@katharinestdavid9128]

this is so underrated every new panel made me wheeze so many good refrences . i did not watch this video i EXPERIENCED this video

[@wormfool9104]

This is painful but in a beautiful way!!!!

[@crags]

So, many, TOP HATS.

[@najsigt2052]

might as well go blind right now beacuse I'm NEVER going to witness something as great as this again!!! I FUKING LOST IT AT DR MEMBRANE WITH THE BONESAW AND THEN IT WAS JUST DOWNHILL FROM THERE!!!!!!!!

[@limespots]

I hate how I wasn't even on Tumblr until recent but I recognize a good majority of these characters AND have simped for them (unironically or ironically).

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

This video's existence is cursed, but honestly kinda amazing. GUZMA BROKE THE POOL TABLE, I'M WHEEZING- AND GRIM JUST USED HIS SPRITE TO YELL GAHAHA-

[@mikaila6655]

bro why is this animatic so unironically good 😔

[@VictoriaDetoro]

bill: guys, the police are outside everyone: fuck da the police bill: hahahah very funny but seriously, THE FUCKING POLICE ARE OUTSIDE!!!!!

[@nhilz]

i was almost disappointed in the lack of sans but the ending saved it thank you

[@mirrorama]

ogh my new favorite fucking video. i feel insane for wishing that there were more of these things with all the sexymen freaks interacting because its the funniest thing in the world for me

[@djdoesstuff5457]

I am probably going to provide the internet with more videos like this soon

[@hetajoy9104]

The amount of damage I received when I saw plankton there

[@Snellyfish]

The absolute whiplash I got watching this through a miniplayer on Sexypedia and suddenly seeing "Animatic by Toldentops" and my immediate thought was "HOLY SHIT THE PERSON I DID AN ART TELEPHONE GAME WITH A YEAR BACK??" small heckign world

[@toldentops1430]

OUGOHDHSJUHDS SMALL WORLD??? OH MY GOD LMFAO

[@directium]

Every frame of this is a new gift and I could not stop smiling the entire way through.

[@backwaterotter]

please free snatcher from this hell

[@awesomegnat2065]

I was looking this up to show a friend and all the other results i saw were hetalia shipping videos (also great job this is too well made for it being tumblr sexy men)

[@silkiihat5517]

BRO IS THAT JACK SKELLINGTON

[@WilderGrimm]

PALOSS YOU'RE AN ICON AND I LOVE YOU FOR CREATING THIS

[@tamamo3964]

I'm liking this cinematic universe Also I saw Strangeglove and screamed

[@MorganBug]

Wheatley is criminally underused in this video.

[@faeriesorceress]

NO WAY GRIMM THATS MY BOY THERE HE IS

[@roggymp3]

I KNEW- *I KNEW* THAT SOMEHOW YV WAS GOING TO APPEAR IN THIS, I KNEW IT DEEP DOWN AJKFJK the whole animatic is fucking cursed and i love it

[@absolutehydra6000]

ah yes, my favorite game of spot the sexyman

[@ridley1230]

The amount of effort you put into this truly amazes me. All the expressions are so good. And Sans and Nagito better be boyfriends in this au

[@rachaelmerwin8188]

P-p-PLANKTON???

[@abyssalnightmare551]

when it got to the computer part i just screamed "I FUCKING KNEW IT WOULD BE BENREY"

[@Hydrangea_dreamz]

MURDOC IS A TUMBLR SEXYMAN???

[@cynicalsix]

tumblrsexymen.fandom.com/wiki/Murdoc_Niccals

[@cool2427]

THE FUCKING CLOCK

[@1r3n3]

1:15 somehow that's such a benry thing to do

[@CombustibleClown]

Yea

[@Agent_Charlo]

Thats so in character for guzma to break the pool table tho 💀

[@definitelynot_tfol36]

Alex is the definition of Chaotic Evil

[@bnuuy]

this video took me 12 minutes to get through. it's exhausting, and i love it very much

[@aboringredmop]

Thank you for using the object form of Tony from DHMIS, not the edgy hot topic wannabe design from 2014 that I despise with every cell in my body

[@kirajoker.3508]

You should notice that the legendary John Mulaney here also voiced Big Jack Horner 😂

[@sammyToesis]

i've never screamed so much watching one video before, this is a crossover more powerful than any other. fuc k

[@vibeybicchan5974]

I slightly lose my shit every time I recognise a character

[@fordpines4519]

I'm scared, I know all of these characters...

[@Agent_Charlo]

LMAO KING DICE IS THERE 💀💀💀

[@jeniquejolly2469]

Lol, then sans become tumblr sexy man

[@mikhailgorbachevsovietunion]

0:34 berney and the black hat are an unlikely yet incredibly chaotic duo + that other guy that looks like dantdm or something

[@octorat8481]

the four dislikes are the police

[@kaleeshsynth9994]

0:46 plankton

[@noctamaz]

i wanted to say i have covid right now and just watched this for the first time and the amount of pain im in from laughing nonstop at this video is astounding great work

[@sparklingsora]

the snatcher is a sexyman????????? nobody is safe it seems

[@clauday6467]

U did alastor dirty 😭

[@hannahsladics3008]

this video has taken years off my life and yet. here i am. rewatching it.

[@taydarsauce5457]

thank you for remembering turbo and dr. strangeglove. i feel seen. (this is really well made)

[@creative_leafeonpony_fan1545]

OKAY THIS IS SO FUCVKING ACTUALLY GOOD ITS THE WORST OF THE BEST

[@handz8398]

I LOVE THIS THIS IS SO GOOD OMG

[@timelordricknmorty8179]

Pog

[@sunrayelectric]

Big brain hours

[@shootingstarbit]

omg the perspective on these shots are genuinely really good tho

[@mchi22]

im sorry but the fucking WHIPLASH i got from seeing strangeglove

[@hatsunoid]

THIS IS THR BEST ONE OH MY GOD we can stop making these now it’s peaked it’s fucking peaked

[@marl3ymarl3y86]

Your mind is incredible. I cannot describe how much I think this is such a unique and amazing idea. Hope this becomes a fandom.

[@justarandomfrozenpotato]

I was looking for Ingo the whole time and didn't see him, sad :(

[@toldentops1430]

NOOOO this was made before pokemon legends arceus if I had made it after he definitely would have been in there

[@justarandomfrozenpotato]

@@toldentops1430 I hadn't realized how old this was, my bad!