Something I Found on Tumblr: Tumblr Sexy Men

[@cherrypuddles]

I get that the joke is just that the colours match up, but the Avatar one got me thinking about how powerful of an earthbender Sans Undertale would be. In ATLA, there's a system called Jing, which is more or less just how you direct your energy in combat (eg. Attacking or Fleeing). Earthbending is strongest when fueled by Neutral Jing, which is created by inactivity. Sans' special attack is" literally nothing. and it's not gonna be anything either". Imagine the Sans fight, but instead of his attacks only doing 1 damage, each hit is as strong as a boulder thrown by Toph.

[@edwardbo4666]

Sans doesn't play by the rules, how would that effect the battle.

[@GabiAPF]

Those colors are used just about everywhere. When I was in 1st year of secondary school (I guess you would call it middle school) my plastic arts teacher defined those four colors as the generic primary colors, as they were the most used (not to be mistaken for additive or subtractive primary colors, which are red-blue-green and magenta-cyan-yellow). As for what they have in common... They're all smiling?

[@faielyne]

Oh. Oh you sweet summer child. Have you ever heard of a tumblr sexyman?

[@a_cryptid4553]

Starting out with "What production of Heathers is this" hit me like a ton of bricks

[@emmacomstock9488]

This just show how universal the use of the colors red, yellow, green, and blue are.

[@KanaTokisho]

Oh god...The thing is Sans isn't like the cliche of Tumblr Sexy Men. He's a funny, short skeleton who is also fucking strong (Bill Cipher is also like in the same boat too TBH) I personally don't get it but god.

[@MrRukrio1]

and then Sans won a tumblr sexyman tournament.

[@scarletempress2652]

Billy is always portrayed as stereotypical tall, thin, white pretty boy despite his cannon human form

[@zzstacy_flowerzz9288]

He has a canonical human form!?

[@KanaTokisho]

@@zzstacy_flowerzz9288 I don't think he does?? Though I've not watched Gravity Falls in a long LONG time.

[@mimolettemoon1790]

@KanaToshiko Alex Hirsch made a human version of him as a joke, but I don't think it's canon.

[@Orange_Tree_]

I'm not susceptible to cringe, I'm not susceptible to cringe. I'm a nice and openminded person, I'm a funny guy who laughs at silly things. There's nothing wrong, there's nothing wrong, there's nothing wrong.

[@SoloWing88]

to quote a game character that ween cray cray "You're a slave to history[...]You, solely, are responsible for this."

I thought it had to do with them being visually very thin (almost skin-over-bone, or no skin and all bone in Sans's case). That aside, these people may have found a colour scheme conspiracy. A colour *scheme,* if you will.

[@Midnight_Warrior]

aaaayyyyyyeeeee

[@geoshark12]

They are what is known as tumbr sexy men that is the commonality

[@Midnight_Warrior]

the fact that this was made 7 months ago and Sans won the Tumblr sexyman battle just under 2 months ago

[@adrienstarfaer]

Oh gods, I looked at my Xbox controller right after seeing this, and thought of it with the colored buttons

[@twiwatchesvocaloidstuff7159]

the red blue green yellow combination is more common than i thought

[@EllynoreMoonwood]

Such a legendary treasure trove you've uncovered! I couldn't help but smile and giggle the whole time I watched this video. XD

[@alanorcotch7822]

I like how alastor, bill and the onceler are all nicely trimmed and in fine suits... and then there's sans rocking his pink slippers

[@aisadal2521]

Omg, did you say Tumblr Sexy Men?! My thirst has been summoned! Definitely a great way to start a new week 😂😂😂

[@flooferdooper6206]

I thought this was gonna be an analysis of what causes a character to become a Tumblr sexyman at first-

[@notdemomantf2294]

2:24 We all know the Once-ler, at least his young self, would be a right wing capitalist. Most likely economic.. Sans is laid back and chill. Probably would be libertarian. I agree with Bill and Alastor.

[@FlowersAreCool]

THE FACT THAT THE LAST ONE IS THE MOST ACCURATE OOOOOH MY GOD I HATE EVERYTHING

[@rockincradilyyyy8489]

Sans is the odd one out there, the other three have bunch more in common (appearance wise anyway (I’ve never seen hazbin or Lorax before))

[@Barakon]

Nah, King Ghidorah is Dio, Spamton is Rodan, Mothra is your mom, & Godzilla is a laughing gull.

[@angeltheweirdo]

The Heathers comparison made me lose it😂

[@fkkikakix2815]

I'm very happy you went for it as well and edited this video, it was a lot of fun ^^

[@golesh-ow5dp]

Onceler-famin Bill- conquest Alastor-war Sans-death

[@clarysstoryboard3317]

This post is the gift that keeps on giving. I truly appreciate your enthusiasms whole making the unrecognisable reaction meme sounds.

[@Nulono]

Onceler is definitely a libertarian right archetype.

[@happydonkey5333]

Absolutely

[@jmurray1110]

Bill is straight totalitarian he’s not left or right he’s chaotic control Alister is authoritarian right he treats his “employees” (contractees) like shit and with utter control Sans is libertarian left he’s just chilling though might be more a constraint if his bother who is further uo the authoritarian axis but not in the authoritarian sector

[@Imuishere]

When I first saw this, it has been living in my mind rent free

[@gameingtothemax6266]

sans as the horseman of death actually kinda makes sense cause of reapertale sans being death

[@st4pps]

primary colors and green is everywhere and everything

[@godfrey_approves]

Ohhhh JESUS I REMEMBER THISSSSS AND SANS ACTUALLY WON THE FRICKING *SKELETON* WON. And yes, it would be the BEST version of Heathers!!!

[@asierx7047]

I like how most of the color symbolism fits exclusively sans by virtue of him living in Snowdin

[@camrynthemimik1048]

HELP WHY DO THEY FIT THE FOUR ELEMENTS OF AVATAR Onceler fits earth due to his stubborn nature and of course his connection with the environment Alastor fit Fire cus of his rage which is hinted at being a death sentence plus u know being in hell Bill fits Air because of the freedom that is associated with air plus it's spiritual connection And Sans fits water due to how he strives for things to finally change not to mention how wave like some of his attacks are (this is the weakest link)

[@sweetpeaea6346]

I was rolling on the floor (from laughter) the whole video

[@jamiegarcia5507]

I'm so glad that barley used tumblr throughout my teen years and didn't even know about it in the early 2010's, because I can enjoy these goofy kinds of posts without the retroactive cringe. Same with homestuck honestly, though in both cases I still wish i had gotten to see the history in motion.

[@jamiegarcia5507]

Still glad I missed most of the bad stuff though.

[@fuel-pcbox]

For some reason, I initially read that "The Four Horsemen" post as "The Four Horsesemen" lmao

[@SkywardWords]

Funny thing they have completely different color schemes

[@magiciansapprentice9230]

Wait, don't tumblr users usually hate capitalist scumbags? And if that's the case, why is the once-ler an exception?

[@BettinaLevyUT]

Because he learns his lesson, realizes he was wrong to cut down all the trees, and kinda reforms? :P Don't forget, Tumblr also likes misunderetood villains with complicated feelings

[@beesnquackers]

I'm super late but I'm shuddering at the thought of sans being a neo nazi (ref to politics grid) also this video is still funny to this day

[@llmkursk8254]

It’s almost as if ITS THE FOUR PRIMARY COLORS

[@Gekko-cs2ti]

Green is not a primary colour. Ligma

[@llmkursk8254]

@@Gekko-cs2ti It is. It's a primary color of light. That's why it's RGB not RYB

[@Gekko-cs2ti]

@@llmkursk8254 that's additive though (colours shouldn't exist)

[@sagacious03]

Fun video! Thanks for uploading!

[@AlliresDaPro]

It fits so well

[@Mrcleanfrfr]

Underrated ♥️👏😭

[@isabrom5295]

This is beautyful

[@tatteryt]

I cant believe you all really forgot about Kahoot.

[@Jam-nr1lc]

we need updates on this

[@polyhedronman9975]

new super mario bros wii player colors

[@nestrior7733]

That was a Trip and good editing for it

[@Barakon]

What about Spamton?

[@hellosejay5479]

Welcome to hell, we have anchovies ) :

[@raymondchapa2039]

Awesome video

[@roboticenby]

Pannier tank engine, duck.

[@Solarpunk_SciFi]

Was that initially supposed to be like a scale of something tho? Cuz the only pattern I saw was that 3 of them were unnaturally thin evil twinks with an old fashioned sense of style (srsly, they might as well be wearing the same outfit in different colours), eye accessories... And then there was the guy that was none of that? Also, I just always considered Tumblr to be just like 4 different things: the site you see if your account is new, aka stuff with hashtags that are actual hashtags, the Bettina Levy side/where Tumblr screenshot memes come from, the part with flower crowns (run), and the place I had only heard of in passing - the list of fictional characters ppl simp over or smth like that. (Also also, why tf would anybody choose the guy who's canonically ace??? Just why?????)

[@dumkenadine1268]

Good one the tumblr is very interesting xD

[@cinematicwaffle8710]

Wait. waitwaitwaitwait. this was in 2020!??

[@cherrybomby6355]

Good sht

[@friskdreemurr5255]

Interesting content for today?

[@forgottenkaszas9250]

The avatar one fits, I have typed

[@timfunnydragon]

I dony get why people would hate this?

[@Archive224]

2:18 implies sand is a capitalist

[@Alex_K221]

Did they ever do Google also?

[@mandyogilvie686]

452 like

[@monochromedevdle5697]

:)

[@eat00002]

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