Ranking Tumblr S*xymen

this is a cringe compilation for everyone involved
if you heavily agree or disagree with me please let me know. i love being right and arguing about menial things
i don't actively stream anymore, but i wanted to post another highlight from one of my favorite nights. this has been on the backburner since like. summer 2021. so enjoy
(i'll add captions in a day or so. let me rest first)
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full credit to @sexymanOTD on twitter (thanks for coming to the stream btw :3)
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[@lumpyspacepeebs2184]

I’m a tumblr local and a Ford stan and I’ve just now discovered he’s considered a tumblr sexyman, what an honor for him 😭✨

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

Alright, Sans is A tier, that's all I care about.

[@Sangled]

gotta do my man justice

[@Maggie66112]

Sans is the best

[@dream_walker9726]

Fr same

[@IronycheinPain]

This aged well according to twitter

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

Update: Sans was such an ultimate Sexyman that he killed the Queen of England. #SANSSWEEP

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

15:40 The guy you called "lemon demon" has nothing to do with Neil. He's from FNF. He just happens to look both lemony and demonic

[@Sangled]

looked it up, and you’re right! i totally assumed it was a reference/homage

[@amperscore]

Seeing amogus, four, Willy wonka, herobrine, homestuck, suction cup man, and penguins of Madagascar all in the same unironic setting gave me an extreme, visceral reaction. I am ashamed I agree with so many of your opinions.

[@anonymouslucario285]

What's wrong with suction cup man?

[@RAHHHHHILIKESHEEP]

When I saw four I was scared

[@emilyrose3490]

I feel ashamed simping for so many lower than C+

[@thesteven2army]

ALSO CLUB PENGUIN LMFAO

[@DangerDurians]

I’m gonna say, I think calling some of these “tumblr sexy men” might be overstating some of these characters popularity Like, some of them were popular, and memed/drawn a lot, but not as often in a simpable way, Ya know?

[@dexterthecat0271]

True, but I think the creator of this list pulled directly from the sexypedia. Not many care about sideshow Bob but I put him on there and lo and behold there he is (he fit the tropes)

[@prageruwu69]

yep

[@kalvinhackney5566]

“We gotta assimilate our minds to the tumblr fan site IS THAT A FUCKING MUPPET”

[@Sangled]

i still don’t understand how that thing. that creature made it on the list

[@temutemacular]

"I get Reigen, you can go next to JFK" It was at this point the absurdity of this list got to me

[@Bubblegum_Vampire]

Sangled really said “I crave violence.” With their explanation of Lady D. 😂 Edit:Sorry I didn’t catch the gentrification of Sanford

[@Sangled]

did you just gentrify my username

[@Bubblegum_Vampire]

@@Sangled AUTO CORRECTED I SWEAR

[@Sangled]

@@Bubblegum_Vampire LMAOOOO it’s okay i was just confused 😭

[@PlushError]

lmao Hi Im the girl that made this tier list and I just saw this video appearing on my twitter TL! Its really fun seeing people doing it lol also I just checked your account and you do really cool art :D

[@Sangled]

omg hi!! i remember having so much fun, thanks for the list

[@honokathecartoonnetworkfan2858]

@@Sangled can you draw me in forty animated styles including Sarah and Duck please?

[@angelsartandgaming]

Ah yes, welcome to the B Tier list where we have robots, cookies, a killer bear, a monster, a crab, a plankton, and assorted crackers. I was laughing so hard.

[@PlasticKnight]

I am unfortunately responsible for the inclusion of most kirby characters on sexypedia

[@Sangled]

thank you for your service *cocks gun*

[@islandko2402]

You good man?

[@Germaphobe2]

"I think cookies are attractive sometimes" - Sangled

[@awsomelyrandomstuff916]

If I remember correct for Professor Venomous the creator said himself that he is supposed to be considered hot.....they knew what they were doing XD

[@expunkstep7226]

As disappointed as I am that Eda is C tier, it was at least rectified by how my man Venomous is A tier.

[@anoyint]

HE SHOULD BE S TIER

[@jooree7696]

I love how alastor is literally ace yet he's one of the most popular

[@worknotinprogress7172]

I've learned over the years that people don't seem to give a shit if a character is ace and will still draw them in the most sexual way anyway...it's honestly really sad

[@fizzypoppeach]

Hi so I’m the one who diagnosed Almond Cookie, Tricky from Madness Combat and Monster from Friday Night Funkin as sexymen, and when I realized this was the tierlist that included them I had to think about the fact that this is my legacy. I kinda love it tho.

[@Sangled]

you weren't wrong.... thank you for your service

[@ghost_nunya]

this made me realize how much media i consume has a tumblr sexy man in it, i have been enlightened in ways i wish i wasn't

[@stellart5664]

"back in the day I made Heathers animatics" I hadn't realized how long I've been subscribed til now...

[@aisadal2521]

What are you talking about, this is blessed content 👏🥰

[@loganl3746]

this whole video is a series of gut-punches, but omfg 31:30 ripped an ancient memory out of me so hard

[@Sangled]

zoombinis altered my brain chemistry

[@notthebloodfiend]

I love how Loki, the Onceler and Alastor have the same stupid grin Also, completely agree with your S Tier placements. Sephiroth has been my wallpaper picture since I have memory of owning a computer

[@darklyberry]

"Yeah people really got into moomins at a certain point in their 2020" Me who's late and discovered them just recently: *:')* I expected to see also Miles Edgeworth in the tier list tho lol

[@Kazelita]

Seeing Juan Carlos Bodoque in this tierlist took me so unexpectedly omfg!!!! He (the red puppet rabbit) is a character from 31 Minutos, a chilean tv show, and maybe the most popular. I knew he was considered a "sexymen" here, but I didn't expect that this character would reach international sexymen status. This gave me a weird feeling of pride about my country.

[@dqc7179]

Komaeda being in A tier made me unreasonably happy. I love him he's my number 1 weird boy

[@bethanberryy]

The homestuck shame lives with us all

[@gaymess7235]

seeing lord dominator in A tier made me happy, she is a fucking masterpiece of a villain 😍🥰

[@pinnapop7895]

REAL

[@gaymess7235]

@@pinnapop7895 AHHHH YESSS I COULD GO ON ABOUT HOW OBSESSED I AM WITH THAT WOMAN RESPECTFULLY

[@EthalaRide]

I saw flippy in the thumbnail, and HAD to click. I was so interested in that character and even shipped him and flaky. I KNEW it was fucked up but didn't care.

[@Sangled]

i shipped them too ngl

[@bep7540]

as long as Glados is in S tier I accept it

[@thesandreckener]

I love finding videos like this. Being aro ace makes this both confusing and very amusing. Keep up the good work!

[@jellsies]

I very much agree with you on N, Garry, and Komaeda. I'm glad we have similar tastes on that front. (N was probably my first ever videogame crush)

[@mateocabral1660]

You fucking cut out putting Geronimo Stilton into this video. I am shocked and horrified and am leaving this video immediately.

[@burgiegeorge]

I'm only a fourth of the way through and the fact that you put Handsome Jack in D tier hurts more than anything else

[@kaleeshsynth9994]

How bad can I possibly be

[@Nara-ob4kf]

I'm confused about how I get here? But it's worth it

[@_starzzz_]

I died inside a bit when I saw zim on here

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

*Oh my gosh, Dimentio is on here, I am finally validated-* He never gets included in the most popular tumbliman lists, but I think it's purely because Super Paper Mario wasn't as popular as some other things. He fits the criteria to a T and my recurring love/hate obsession with him everytime I see him is now validated. Edit: _I'm also seeing characters that I never thought of as tumblesexypeople but did have a crush on on this list, and now I just feel called out-_ Edit 2: _"I care about fictional white boys, not real ones!"_ Edit 3, someone stop me: _CEDRIC FROM SOPHIA THE FIRST IS ON THIS LIST?!? I AM _*_CACKLING-_*

[@willowtherock]

I agree with like 70% of this and that kinda scares me

[@Dudeswagmaster]

seeing N be god tier made my day

[@47ratsinahoodie]

I find it really interesting how G1 Starscream was there but not Transformers Prime Starscream, Knockout, Megatron, Soundwave, or Wheeljack or even Bayverse Crosshairs. I mean I guess they're not exactly Tumblr smexypeople but people do simp for them 😂

[@aitipsea3909]

Putting Hatty Hattington in the same category as those pieces of GARBAGE its an absolute crime He's the best friend of everyone! And the walking definition of handsome gentleman!

[@mikisek0077]

Incredible tier-list. Too bad you didnt know who Adachi is. Because oooh boy...

[@ele_abnormal]

I am deeply offended that Bill Cipher is in the C tier. I am gathering every single Gravity Falls fan ever to come to your doorstep and spy on you through your window. Oh, and Purple Guy in F tier? H M As a FnaF fan, I disagree with you, but as someone who is always CONSTANTLY infuriated by FnaF lore, I agree completely. Also, I agree with you on Sans.

[@sylvie_loves_frogs4951]

i was on the edge of my fucking SEAT waiting for u to do a homestuck character

[@Sangled]

oh trust me i was mentally preparing myself too

[@h8urself]

i really wasn’t expecting a jerma mention 😭

[@Maplestarknight]

how. DARE. you put CHUCK IN THE BOTTOM TIER. GIVE MY TOM KENNEY ALIEN HUSBAND THE *RESPECT HE DESERVES*

[@Sangled]

he's voiced by tom kenny?? okay maybe bump him a lil up...

[@Hells-Best-Demon]

I used to simp N from Pokemon Black and White HELP 😂 I am very proud to see him in S Tier, however. ....I think I still do. 💀💀

[@stock_img]

overall, a very valid list!! out of curiosity, if you were doing the list now, where would you put spamton?

[@Sangled]

C+! i'm not personally attracted to him but he's a cool character and his fandom is hilarious

[@ja-nathen]

I ain’t never getting those 32 minutes back am I?

[@josmigel5135]

Tord being a tumblr seximan feels kinda wrong... The character is based on a real person and the guy has been harassed by the fandom constantly, ngl i feel really bad for him

[@user-mc1ky2yh2b]

I died when i saw daniel FINALLY CAMP CAMP my fav but dead fandom

[@peri_the_dot]

WHY IS JACK WALTEN ON HERE!!!

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

She doesn’t know who Adachi from Persona 4 is. What a lucky soul. Which is why she should play the game to find out!

[@mistergreen8738]

on behalf of the homestuck we blame Hussie

[@EthalaRide]

6:05 That's Sasha Nein! I hecking LOVED that guy growing up when I played Psychonauts. His voice and whole deal is sexy.

[@killus6182]

PENGUIN FROM ONE PIECE DESERVES TO BE A TUMBLER SEXYMAN

[@thisisasupersayin376]

17:38 "He has fits of brutally ripping people to shreds" "Yeah but I can fix him"

[@diamondpython8034]

I can’t believe Sangled did this to my man Sasha Nein. I mean she’s right, but she didn’t have to say it!

[@Sangled]

i learned more about him after this stream and i would've placed him higher now. forgive me

[@SmoothBrainStuff]

I'm a person in the OSC And seeing Four BFB here makes me want to keel over and die

[@Nepepepereta_XD]

real

[@TheOfficalPaper]

The onceler should be all the way at the top cus he’s the infamous tumblr sexyman

[@beanboi8637]

This the real content

[@user-ur6em6cn8l]

onceler with be s tier in my heart

[@TOMOMIKIKI]

I was just look around for regien 💀😭😳 I’m so down bad for him

[@dream_walker9726]

DR TWO-BRAINS. I LIVED FOR HIM AS A KID. *RODERICK IS BEST BOY*

[@Celestial.Fantasy]

yesssss finally someone else likes Dr. Two-Brains!!! He deserves A tier

[@Agricarnation]

Constantly at the beginning as I look at the tier list, I go "WHY IS *HE* HERE?!?!" Mainly Hatty Hattington

[@eclipsepearl4336]

Guzma being in A tier made me unreasonably happy

[@JNun-pr8rh]

MANNY PARDO: MIAMI MUTILATOR IS A TUMBLR SEXYMAN????

[@13ghosts14years]

hoffman in the “idk who this is tier” is a personal offense

[@st4r64]

I agree with you about Aradia.

[@jadeblooded]

ur opinions on aradia are absolutely correct

[@sweesbees]

lewis in A tier, you have great taste

[@deeplyjuniper]

Lewis is near the top and RIGHTFULLY so

[@trooperstoons]

I saw Shadowy venomous and instantly clicked 😭

[@user-vk1bj2ul6n]

i think some of us need that pronoun wheel

[@theevildalek5425]

I once saw Duck The Great Western Engine from Thomas as a Tumblr Sexy Man… …That was a thing I saw…

[@weirdo3116]

This is the true content i subbed for

[@astupidperson]

i am impressed how many cookies are in this tier list

[@user-gr8ij6sc5d]

I know this is an old video but Alastor's place made me sad

[@littleweeb394]

I know, right? Bro deserved better. And so does Charles because he literally sacrificed himself for Henry and the mission.😞

[@taffy1114]

You have to play battleblock theater(the game where the box dude came from) its very fun

[@PeppermintSpikes]

I am currently having a heart attack over people thinking flippy is worthy of tumblr sexyman but not shifty. I mean, yall need your standards fixing.

[@Sangled]

lifty/shifty as well as nutty qualify as like. secondary sexymen

[@electricfishfan7159]

I like that you peered into Handsome Jack’s soul in one second of looking at him

[@lighthoused.]

Literally watching the vod only bc I’m desperate for an explanation on Daniil’s placement

[@InvaderBB]

I KNOW YOU DIDNT PUT MY MAN WARDEN INTO THE Z TIER 😭/j

[@hanjis_caca_stain825]

Putting pennywise down there was a crime-I woulda put him in S tier

[@ThefifthBishopofGord]

I feel like every character could be put in the same tier as Monster.

[@h.c.3603]

Is N, V, J, or Uzi from Murder Drones in the list? (I’m a fan of them btw!🥰💖)

[@ShiningStar5022]

no

[@poppythedogofwonders]

This is a very good video, I laughed so hard my throats gone itchy

[@NeuroticBotanist]

Also you are so based for putting medic in A tier

[@jimllc]

What did Ceedric do to deserve this?

[@descrates3545]

WHO THE HELL WAS ATTRACTED TO AUDREY 2 HE WAS A MAN EATING PLANT

[@randomlyproductions0_0]

Wait until you see how some people draw Kirby…

[@ilovu4149]

Leshawna Ball OC, the only valid OC ♥

[@tinnertanner]

Kokichi is my opposite istfg I was cursed to never lie Help im a simp for kokichi ouma😭

[@Bill_Cipher_your_king]

Btw i will chose black hat, alastor, bill cipher, lucifer, rick and morty, william afton. 😂❤

[@luigiboi4244]

Sometimes I’m glad I am only on Reddit…. (Also Loki is Top-Tier)

[@AlfredoTheRipoff]

NOT MY BOY POPEE- IS HE ACTUALLY A TSM? NOOO-

[@frillydress]

SEPHIROTH IS AN OFFICIAL TUMBLR SEXYMAN???? LETS GO!

[@l1v1ng_4_l13]

The fact that Stuck Chuck is on here terrifies ne.

[@roddcherry_222]

I have been calling you a coward the intire god damn time, and I stay with those words marked on my grave.

[@thesteven2army]

DEADASS CLUB PENGUIN AND A DAMN SKELETON AND THE NUMBER 4 JUST SHOVED IN THERE

[@danielhuelsman76]

I'm a little out of the loop, what's wrong with Neil Cicierega?