The ORK CULT OF SPEED I Warhammer 40k Lore

[@Scholarslore]

Just a very quick point on spelling in this one. Where I have written "Cult of Speed", this is mostly stylised as "Kult of Speed" in the official 40k books. Similarly, "Speed Freaks" is sometimes written as "Speed Freeks". The only reason the script/title is written in the non stylised way is because it fit into my writing flow more naturally (since that's how it's actually written in English!), but if you were to write something "in universe" for an RPG/campaign setting, then I'd recommend the stylised version of "kult of speed/speed freeks" just for immersion purposes. Anyway, hope you all enjoy!

[@kylethomas3224]

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@prestobizmal]

“If ya ain’t first, you’re last!” -Torque Twista

[@Scholarslore]

Ain't no second place in a speed freak race

[@MasterTheSwag]

"I was high on obscura!"

[@jimb0ismyname0]

Redline meets Warhammer 40K and I fucking love that concept

[@greenrocket23]

Imagine how cool it would be to have a speed-freak racing game

[@Scholarslore]

There is one coming out soonish! There are some videos on youtube of trailers, looks fun!

[@DrewBreezyGaming]

@greenrocket23 Your wish was granted!

[@billbillinger2117]

Why does this make me want Twisted Metal: 40k!

[@benoliver5593]

Now that's a great way to revive that ip and hopefully bring all the old characters as spirits or daemons

[@UGNAvalon]

Thanks for the clarification btwn the Speed Freaks & the Evil Suns. I kept getting the two confused, so that helped a lot! Evil Suns: “My trukk ain’t da fastest. But iss got lotsa dakka. An’ dat’s good enuff for me.” Speed Freaks: “Dis needs morr speed! Get rid o’ all dat dakka an’ put morr enjuns!”

[@Scholarslore]

That's a really good way of putting it! Honestly I regret not including more references to dakka in this video, I should have worded it like you did!

[@Doctoranthetardis]

They worship speed McQueen

[@MaticustheRed]

Buncha Speed McKings.

[@thegametroll6264]

Ork looted lightning McQueen catch phraze: DAKKA!

[@UGNAvalon]

He did, after all, win the Piston Cup. 🦈

[@Gitsmasher]

​@@UGNAvalon He already painted RED, no fair for other cars😂

[@MaticustheRed]

@@UGNAvalon ah yes, the Pisst-in-Cup.

[@GeekTalkwithMerg]

Everything else in 40k: the warp is scary and dangerous Orks: lets rawdog unreality for laffs

[@Scholarslore]

Indeed, why worry about the galaxy when you can just krump it into the dust

[@adamhunter1223]

"Rawdog unreality" Oh my fucking god I'm dying.🤣

[@gqueirogabr]

"By my deeds i honor him, V8"

[@Scholarslore]

Ay I'd worship a V8 as well if I had one

[@kylethomas3224]

If you're an ork all you need is belief and you have a V8 as their belief is what makes EVERYTHING work.

[@profwoland8942]

@@kylethomas3224image how horrible it would be if humans could do the same thing irl

[@kylethomas3224]

@@profwoland8942 weeeeelllll it would be equal parts terrifying and awesome. Cause you'd have the terrifying... I don't dare describe and awesome like a belt fed flame thrower 🤣🤣🤣 that shoots grenades filled with plasma.

[@LS1056]

Shiny and chrome

[@irAbyssion]

I really love hearing the aspect and reality of ORKS from the view of humans, absurd and utterly insane. 🤣

[@Scholarslore]

Absolutely bonkers, was fun writing these slightly "orky perspective" pieces

[@thegametroll6264]

* spray paints yer gob red * YOOZ IZ NOW RED AN' FAST! I'Z'LL MEET YOOZ AT DA HUNTIN' GROUNDS O' GORKAMORKA! WAAAAAGH! * speeds off in a cloud of red colored smoke *

[@Scholarslore]

GORK AND MORK SAID RED WORKS, SO GET THAT ZOGGIN RED PAINT ON YOU

[@jarshap2]

How could anyone be as happy as any of the Orks in this video. Living there best lives in Red

[@HeyItsMax]

The annunciation and expression around 12:00 is impressive.

[@Scholarslore]

Thank you, spent a while making it sound just right

[@warrenpeace8304]

It's 5:00 am Pacific standard and I just woke up to my favorite notification... Scholar's Lore. It's gonna be a good day after all😎

[@Scholarslore]

Early morning lore to kick the day off right 👌

[@Oliver-ke5es]

This got me doing a deep dive on how to keep blood from oxidizing for better ork paint in lore 😂

[@Scholarslore]

gotta raid a haematology lab for some of those good red dyes

[@GraniteGhost778]

I'm suddenly imagining a rogue trader that employs some flyboy orks as fighter pilots, and the whole reason it works is because they let the orks fly and fight like maniacs.

[@UGNAvalon]

“Listen. You want good scraps. I can provide you with innumerable opportunities for a good scrap. Deal?”

[@Scholarslore]

That would work perfectly! If a trader can find a pilot who gets the job done, then really who cares if he's an ork or not, flight is flight, and a good flyboy is well worth his weight in teef.

[@NoxMortem]

The question is not when they gonna stop. The question is "Who will gonna stop them?"

[@BryanOLearyJr]

Blessed once more by the Scholar

[@Scholarslore]

Ever coming through when we needed the word of lore

[@Ashasverus]

The part with the ork flyboy was very wistful. Green maniac went out the way he wanted.

[@robertbritt3129]

In space where there is nothing to remind you how fast your going...i think they mainly like going fast on the ground where they can tell how fast there going.

[@Scholarslore]

Perhaps! As you say, I imagine it's nice to race on the ground where they have actual feedback as to the speed they're going

[@MathijsHeideveld86]

As I am finishing up the build of my speed freaks with loads of looted vehicles, this was a pleasure to listen to as I replaced some rokkits on deffkoptas with shootas of various sizes

[@Scholarslore]

Ayy glad to hear it! I regretted not writing more about the speed freaks proclivities during wartime (ie how they go into battle), but I hope you can imagine your boys rushing off into their races from this video

[@haraldbredsdorff2699]

He has risen, glory, glory, he is back :p

[@Scholarslore]

Nothing like some Easter lore :D

[@fraziercrawford]

16:00 thats...that's the most sensible logic I've ever heard. That's ACTUAL point A to point B logic. "I got here first, ergo I got here fastest. Ergo I AM fastest." That's just wild 😂😂

[@Scholarslore]

Ay if he was a speedy ork, and no one else could beat him, then he may as well be the fastest to have ever lived

[@123adamhewitt]

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags go up Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank Fuel burning fast on an empty tank Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns Their prowess is potent and secretly stern As they speed through the finish, the flags go down The fans get up and they get out of town The arena is empty except for one man Still driving and striving as fast as he can The sun has gone down and the moon has come up And long ago somebody left with the cup But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns And thinking of someone for whom he still burns He's going the distance He's going for speed She's all alone (all alone) All alone in her time of need Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse He's going the distance No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine He's haunted by something he cannot define Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade She's hoping in time that her memories will fade 'Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse The sun has gone down and the moon has come up And long ago somebody left with the cup But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns And thinking of someone for whom he still burns 'Cause he's going the distance He's going for speed She's all alone (all alone) All alone in her time of need Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse He's racing and pacing and plotting the course He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse He's going the distance He's going for speed He's going the distance Ah no, so sad, alright Oh no, oh no, no, no

[@Scholarslore]

Have to listen to that classic now 👌

[@bennettkelly9424]

I need to know if this was copy pasted or written from memory

[@brooklynkeith2877]

Red uns go fasta WAHHHHHHHHHHH

[@theotv5522]

GamesWorkshop: My child will make a balanced army list consisting of many different units Ork players: 9 buggies

[@Scholarslore]

And the 9 buggies will lead them to victory

[@theotv5522]

@@Scholarslore This was one of the main reasons GW made the rule of 3 years ago. They legit thought "Nobody would be insane enough to buy 9 copies of the same model" but Ork players proved otherwise.

[@xxhowisuxx]

"For but a moment let us place ourselves in the seat of an Ork" I think the Inquisition would like to have a word with you, sir.

[@Scholarslore]

No no no, it was an inquisitorially sanctioned Ork, totally ok in the eyes of the lord inquisitors

[@juggernautdriveSS]

When you stumble up on a new 40k lore king with that perfect narrator voice 👌

[@renstimpy9313]

Megadeth - high speed dirt

[@vitsalava1251]

1420 too

[@UGNAvalon]

“Poor humies die fasta’ becuz der bludd’s red.”

[@Call_me_Jim]

Warhammer version of Mad Max. I can just see an orc screaming "Witness me!!" as he hits the big red go fast button.

[@kylethomas3224]

Just realized this is a racing game I didn't know I needed 40K Speed freek rasing.

[@sousouluteru9223]

“Now, where’z we gunna get enough red paint ta make a sumfing as ‘uge as dis Kill Kroozer go fasta?” - Chor, Da Bluddrokk, Speed Freak -

[@Legitpenguins99]

"I wish to go fast"-All Orks apparently

[@baubau1584]

Your AI voice is the best I’ve heard, rare to find it mispronounce the harder words in 40k. Good pacing and tone. Clearly you have put time into making sure it doesn’t make mistakes. Good job, you’ve made a fan for sure. Keep it up! Maybe add some background music? Something very subtle could add a lot to the vids.

[@Scholarslore]

Thank you! I have indeed spent a long time on making the voice sound right, and whilst I still slip up sometimes, I'm very satisfied with the delivery I've gotten. Ah I do have background music but it's pretty quiet in this one, I'll try and balance the levels better for next time!

[@barbareusz6595]

12:20 WITNESSED!!!

[@Scholarslore]

WITNESS ME GORK, WITNESS ME MORK, I WAAAGH, I DIE, I WAAAAGH AGAIN

[@generalseal6948]

"you will ride eternal shiny and chrime"

[@davidpeters1613]

RED MAKES IT GO FASTER

[@Scholarslore]

RED UNZ GO FASTA

[@davidpeters1613]

@@Scholarslore bwahahahaha

[@lokdog257]

Why isn't there a 40k orc racing game? Lots of potential; crazy tracks, weapons, custom vehicles, destruction...

[@haraldbredsdorff2699]

We have one. But gw messed it up, like they often do with pc games. we also have the gorkamorka board game.

[@the-answer-is-42]

Someone should make an Ork racing game. Missions could include "get to the battle first before boss is done talking" or "race and don't get to the boring battle" or "race through battle and ram umans" or "try to beat speed record before you explode". It should be as Orky as possible (in the speed freak cult way).

[@usonumabeach300]

24:45 that's a 1970 Buick GS in the bottom right, my car!

[@jiggermole]

Red 'uns go faster The shock jump ones are kind of terrifying. Cause I'm sure sometimes the jump finishes in you.

[@Scholarslore]

Yeah they're pretty janky, given how unreliable the shock attack guns are, I can't imagine the shock dragsters are anything close to safe for the drivers.

[@howaboutno7959]

Thank you for the ork love. Love the evil suns. Any word on a dedicated blood axe/Kommando vid? That would be awesome ❤

[@Scholarslore]

Thank you! I'll certainly do one. I want to cover snikrot in his own vid, so there might be 2 kommando/blood axe specials coming soonish

[@537h]

Fukushima Kamakrazee Orkboyz!

[@maxmach4361]

Jeremy Clarkson would gladly join them.

[@kylethomas3224]

The red flames LITERALLY makes their vehicles go faster. Edit: I always get the colors mixed up.

[@LukeBunyip]

This reminds me of the war chant "Speed Boss" by Da Purple Boyz

[@Waya420]

speed freaks out there playing mario cart

[@TheD-Ham]

Nothing like orks getting the zoomies

[@Scholarslore]

Gotta go fast

[@DemianX6x6x6X]

as a wize spud once said; speed is key

[@brooklynkeith2877]

Ere we go Ere we go Ere we go

[@Scholarslore]

Where's da truck, whys I walkin?!

[@PALACIO254]

They're supposed to be like those hot rod monsters right? You know the ones with their eyes bulging out the rat fink

[@smithjack1741]

Blood angels must know the orks are around real easy then. They'll start moving generally faster.

[@rat_king-]

evil sons... sons of anarchy.. hmm cult of speed...yep i have it.

[@totomen666]

Blizzard's Rock n' Roll Racing and Orcs from LotR

[@ck112358]

Masterclass in AI usage, stunning

[@ck112358]

Paint the keyboard red and make moar faster, by Gork

[@jasonbeatty831]

Orks really are the best.

[@voidofhope6259]

It’s all I need to get to where I’m going…..FAAAAAST!!! Speeeeeeeeeeeed Demon! I can hear the highway squeal!!!!!

[@sotiriospeithis6659]

Perfect timing

[@tyrongkojy]

Honest question. Are there any stories where, when facing speed freaks, the blood angels, who wear red, report moving faster?

[@adamflux2]

They got a channel where they stream Celeste on Thursdays.

[@HandofBlake]

Awesome!

[@Hermentotip]

Great vid! Where does the bit from the ‘Voyager’ probe come from? Never heard of it, curious to read more

[@fistimusmaximus6576]

The need, for speed.

[@SirJonMan]

Very interested in this Dustin. Will be following and looking for a way to contribute

[@charlesballiet7074]

the boys got the zoomies!

[@ItTolls4Thee]

*chef's kiss*

[@hv1225]

I hear AI voiceover, I click the back button.

[@DvdV1337]

Speeeeeeeeeeeed demon!!!!!

[@voidofhope6259]

I can hear the highway squeal!!!

[@andy-1998]

So... basically bad piggies...

[@devynhetzler5772]

what i want to know is who the hell is behind the spelling anything relating to orks. i think its hilarious

[@123adamhewitt]

Gotta go fast

[@parkeryourefired]

What happens if a vehicle is painted both red and purple? Does it go so fast it becomes invisible?

[@Stormcrow_1]

Red onez go faster!!!! WAAAaaaaarghHHHHH

[@philurbaniak1811]

Gotta Go Fast! ⏪🌀💨!

[@DjDoomtrain]

They go Cook.

[@jonesey1981]

Speed freeks!!!

[@kylethomas3224]

What were the colors again... Red faster, yellow more damage, black more protection, green healthier, I feel like there's one more...

[@angelolee9044]

Purple is the sneakiest color. Have you ever seen a purple ork? No? Proves my point.

[@kylethomas3224]

@@angelolee9044 I mean, when you pick up an ork weapon and try to use it, it just falls apart. Orks believe and achieve.

[@Killeraholic]

Blue iz lucky Red uns go fastah! Yellow makes bigga booms Purple iz sneaky Green iz best!

[@pillepolle3122]

Who else is watching this in bed before sleeping

[@GingaNinja160]

oRK lorez iz da best lorez, cuz itz da only lorez dat iz green WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@fraziercrawford]

I MANIFESTED THIS ORKY CONTENT WAAAAAAAAAGH

[@M.Melnick]

Do red cars go faster, or do they paint the faster ones red?

[@NukeTheGhettos]

ur mum was painted red

[@peroxideman5292]

Is the voice AI or real?

[@michaelsmyth3935]

Being that I am an absolute w hor e, when it comes to stealing ideas. I have the Grum, a multi ethnic group, using the psyche angle to draw. Great fun. Only one PC figured it out.

[@fachrezaekakurnia9974]

What's the most difficult thing to make every video? Is it the refrence ? I imagine if you know the lore like back of your hand you still need double-check just in case it being retcon 😅😅😅

[@BigBrotherWebb]

Sounds like the writers of Mad Max Fury Road copy and pasted

[@paradigmafluch]

the great wah xD so the spacecraft of orks just looks like mashed together ships and asteroids with plates and thrusters while their cars look either like a pick out of mad max or whatever musclecar in the 70s was popular? kinda funny and out of place but acceptable.

[@KrusherMike]

Talkin' a lot of blasphemy for someone in Exterminatus distance...

[@MrBakda]

We need more sermons about glorious imperium.. not xenos filth🙄😆

[@cthulawha]

No ....Green is proper and all l that is good, the sad boi humies and their glowing dead git chair sitter get enough attention

[@aaronmorano1662]

By the vids own definition, are not the Orks one of the most successful empires? I know it is heretical, but I thought I would fling that out there.

[@JackFrost008]

What the zog is a a wah? I think you might need to say it properly instead. it is: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@myevili]

TIL Orcs read and write in English

[@Kassad31]

8 adds in a 40mn video. Absolutely shameful.

[@mushroommann100]

MORE VIDEOS NOW 😡😡😡😡

[@NukeTheGhettos]

5:32 is 100% WRONG, not even close, false and you should be ashamed

[@Lunch_Meat]

Seeing a lot of the ladz that want to play a propa' deff race, speedfreakz style, so i'z got a story for you lot to take with and do what you will. This is a very brief overlay of a game mode that my friends and i were working on that basically combined 40k and kill team but made it all vehicles. You see, in my early dayz as a speed freak warboss, i was fortunate enough to call a siam-hann army and a white scars army amongst my most worthy of opponentz. Oftentimes, we found ourselves itching for a race rather than a foight. So it was that we developed the death race mode. The idea was that you would have a small army (say 6-10 models, tops) of mixed vehicle units that would all act independent from one another (so even if i took 10 warbikes, they would all act as individuals and not a unit) Table size was a regular 6x4 or 8x4. For the 6x4, the game was like a rally race, with each army trying to get in the most "laps" while the 8x4 was a race from one end of the table to the other with the goal of getting the most models across thd table the fastest. The kill team element was in deciding whether to give your model extra movment or attack power. All models got a few inches of movment anyway, but if you wanted more movement you had to give up any attacks. Or, you could attack and be happy with what little standard movement you got. Pulling ahead would almost always risk being the biggest and easiest target on the table, so it got quite tacticle very quickly. And, of course, each vehicle had its own special rules. For example, vehichles that had gunners apart from drivers could both attack AND move, but both the shooting and moving were limited (so, a lower BS and less movment than you would normally get) Problem was, we never worked out the finer details and were still basically play testing it before some of us moved away and others of us gave up the hobby. It is left half remembered by a mad few who dared to dream about a 40k racing game. By all means, if you think you got the chops to finish what we started, gorks speed to you!

[@trajanfidelis]

Gotta go fast