The ORK CLANS I 40k Lore

[@Aaron-xm7jv]

The voice you’ve forged in place of our beloved Mr. Attenborough does not dishearten your devoted spectators in the slightest. I am kept in a state of great anticipation until I’m allowed to indulge in your forthcoming sermons regarding the impossibility of Warhammer Lore.

[@Scholarslore]

Thank you! Evermore lore to come

[@connorhenry4795]

thank ye, Mr not Attenborough

[@tomarmadiyer2698]

Nottenborough Lore is best lore

[@austinhmmm9087]

Starting a petition to rename the channel Nottenborough lore

[@ThommyofThenn]

​@@austinhmmm9087I came here for the lore and never closely followed his body of work. I do know he was well loved by many. Still, this voice is good also imo

[@buddyguy4723]

What I want to know is who filed that copyright claim. David himself or the BBC

[@Guaguadeath]

​@@buddyguy4723same here I wish that he was able to keep the voice it was so perfect. Fucking bullshit man. It probably didn't help though that he literally named the entire channel after the guys last name lol

[@theotv5522]

There's a funny story about Orks. There was a Space Marine that were surrounded by Orks. His gun ran out of ammo, so he grabbed a dead Ork's gun and held down the trigger. Of course, the gun doesn't fire. The clicking sound actually surprised the Orks. Because to them, that gun should be firing. And just like that the gun starts firing again.

[@matheusrdgsf]

really cool hahah

[@TheCorrodedMan]

*Click* “OY, Das no good! Dat Shootah is propa ‘ard, ‘ee should be spittin’ dakka like da mouth a Gork!” “ITS MORK YA ZOG!” “ZOG OFF!” (While the Orks are having a “theological debate,” Brother-Captain Ferris makes a show of reloading the weapon, testing the aim, before turning the muzzle toward the writhing green pile) “You’re right, Xenos” (The Orks stop fighting a moment to see what the humie has to say) “It works _just fine_ now” _ABSOLUTE FUCKING _*_CARNAGE_*_ ENSUES_

[@Cthulhuwarlord]

It’s just a meme but it’s a funny one

[@MrOhidunno]

Brilliant 😂 👏

[@Scholarslore]

I love all the goofy bits of Ork lore, despite being SO overwhelmingly violent in some stories, they're still incredibly fun to read about.

[@aquagrunty101]

I am so glad this one came back, it was easily my favorite of the old bunch. “And if he needs to crump some skills, then crump he shall.” Love it

[@Scholarslore]

Thanks! The Ork videos are by far the most fun to write, it's hard to fit words like "crumpin" or "gits" into a tau video

[@UGNAvalon]

Imagine the utter mind breaking confusion an Ork must get when he sees that a bright red Khornate bloodletter isn’t faster than a purple Slaaneshi daemonette. …but then again, they probably wouldn’t see the daemonette.

[@MrOhidunno]

Fair counter point though: if a Red Khornate fought alongside a purple Slaaneshi daemonette against a Waaaagh, wouldn't the Khornate go faster due to the collective psychic will of da boiz?

[@peterp4k]

They’d rationalize that it’s not red enough or needs more red.

[@monoclesquid9667]

Blood Axes are the embodiment of the adage: “don’t argue with idiots, they will drag you down and beat you with experience.”

[@PierreKristian]

Ork lore is my favorite!

[@babyyoda0U812]

It is fun

[@Scholarslore]

Glad you liked it!

[@red8056]

Best lore channel. Fight me.

[@evankimori]

'ow much teef you got?

[@Scholarslore]

I agree, yet we will still fight 👺 (but thank you!)

[@red8056]

@@Scholarslore Honestly love you bro. BS about the copyright stuff keep your head up king.

[@finbarrlehane7509]

Baldermort is the king of 40k

[@bdmystic3676]

This voice is second only to THAT ONE voice. I like this better than the deeper ones.

[@ngkngk875]

Same

[@WilPOCR]

this entire series is easily the most entertaining 40k lore I've watched. Brilliant job writing and whoever is narrating is incredible. This has become my favorite series to watch and listen to. Thank you for creating it

[@MrOhidunno]

It's an A.I voice.

[@Scholarslore]

Thank you! That's very kind, I really enjoy writing these so I very much appreciate the sentiment. Just as an FYI if you didn't see, but the narrator is an AI, however if they could speak then I'm sure they'd say: 01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000

[@Kilen_BE]

Imagine a war council with war bosses and the mighty overlord, that must be fun lol

[@SuperCosmicSpaceMagnet]

Unscrumptious is the best possible adjective I've ever heard.

[@Corey_Lee_Slater]

Played this a few times decades ago. -Had some Harlequin figures, CAN'T WAIT till that video! Thanks for the lore. Snake-Bite Clan reminded me I still have Thar's Manual of Good Conduct.

[@Scholarslore]

Thank you! I do need to do a harlequin video actually, kinda slipped my mind. I'll add it onto the list, and hopefully I can do them justice!

[@Corey_Lee_Slater]

From what little of the of the Lore, anything would be Illuminating. Thanks for the Channel...@@Scholarslore

[@wesleymiles8756]

Would be really cool to get a video about the other members of the orkoid race, such as the grots, snotlings and squig species.

[@Scholarslore]

Oh I will cover them soon, I need to do a follow up to the ork anatomy video with all the other lesser orkoids. I'm tempted to do an entire dedicated video on squigs though, since there is a TONNE of old rogue trader lore about the various types of squigs (hair squigs, squig-pipes, etc), and I think it would be fun to showcase them all.

[@ViIgax]

18:44 _"Live off the land. Go to find war. Kill wot comes close. The old ways are best."_ - *Grood, Snakebite Runtherd* The Snakebites are my favorite klan, a faction that has captured the very essence of the Orks, as the illustrious Brain Boyz intended. These Snakebites, in their staunch traditionalist purism, have vehemently spurned the putrid allure of technology, remaining steadfastly loyal to the ancient ways. They stand as paragons of pure Orkish essence, embodying the epitome of masculinity amongst their brethren. These Snakebites, with their unyielding devotion to the old path, eschew the tainted heresies that technology represents. Instead, they forge their own weapons and vehicles with their own hands, creating implements of war that bear the mark of their unwavering trust. A good bit of sharpened bone, a formidable heavy stick, or a finely honed Choppa, these are the tools in which the Snakebites place their unswerving faith. They revel in the simplicity of their weaponry, embodying a primal connection to their ancestral roots. In their unwavering commitment to tradition, the Snakebites shun the trappings of degenerate heretical technology. They scoff at the notion of relying on such abhorrent contrivances to achieve victory. Instead, they embrace the raw power of their own brawny hands, dispatching their prey with a primal ferocity that requires no assistance from heretical tech. They revel in the purity of their physical prowess, embodying the very essence of their Orkish heritage. Regrettably, the other Klanz have strayed from the righteous path, forsaking the true ways of the Orks. These wayward souls, bereft of their once-glorious essence, have become emasculated and corrupted, mere worms wriggling in the shadows of greatness. They have forsaken the noble principles that define true Orkishness and thus are unworthy of bearing the esteemed title of Orks. Their souls have succumbed to the allure of heresy and they have become mere shadows of their former selves. The Snakebites stand as a beacon of purity, a testament to the enduring legacy of the Orks. Their rejection of heretical technology and their unyielding adherence to the ancient ways make them paragons of unwavering Orkishness amongst their kind. They serve as a stark reminder of the timeless traditions that define the Orks, and the lamentable fall from grace that has befallen the other Klanz who have strayed from the path of righteousness.

[@cruel284]

Took me a couple videos to notice the a.i. incredible job with the script!

[@spencers4121]

I miss the old 2nd edition orks, they had so much more character.

[@Scholarslore]

Yeah I did enjoy reading all the old stuff back in the day. I put out something on patreon about Ork musical instruments, and concerts from back in the rogue trader era, and that stuff was just good old goofy lore. Kind of a shame that they've taken parts of the setting into the realm of "ultra-realism" and tactical grittiness, but at least the old stories still exist.

[@Overanalyse_This]

Thanks Mr Battenbrough

[@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901]

KEEP 'EM COMING MY GOOD MAN!!! EXCELLENT CONTENT AND ELUCIDATIONS AS PER YOUR USUAL QUALITY!!! I have come to expect no less from you my friend!

[@RafaCB0987]

The new added parts on the video are really good, made this video even better then the original

[@tylerkrum4970]

My favorite video of yours so far :) they’re always great

[@Tengu125]

Teeth being their currency actually makes perfect sense: On top of being a predictable, yet limited material (while they grow back indefinitely, the old ones eventually deteriorate and break after having been detached from the Ork that grew them), and having obtained teeth and still being alive means you either overpowered or outsmarted another Ork (or a beast of some kind), the two concepts that their gods value. Basically, the more teeth you have, the more capable of an Ork you are, meaning you should be rewarded with having access to more luxuries than the less valuable specimens.

[@mrzigg6594]

Thankyou for the playlist 🙂

[@masterrace921]

I’ve always been inthralled by that old art work of the orcs fighting orcs particularly the guy in the top left who is seemingly slapping his gun

[@cottage6988]

I saw that too! Lmao

[@babyyoda0U812]

For the algorithm homie...great freaking video as per usual

[@madskillz808]

I hope one day you can bless us with a new version of the time mr Attenborough was captured by orks and forced to tell stories of famous war bosses. Maybe it could be a chance to see what your new OC looks like 😀

[@Thyranel]

Amazing story. Would love to here when orc goes out on an epic woar

[@SalFettucini]

David Nottenborough

[@asdf-sr1ny]

You just know that this whole “red ones go fastah” thing probably popped of when some ork boy in some fucking waaagh or whatever made this very extremely important “observation” between two ork buggies racing each other.

[@GreatAukEntertainment]

Dem Boyz is da best gits in da whole galaxy! Da humies and pointy ears wish dey could be like da orkz!

[@scampertoes]

Great, love me some Ork

[@alejandrochirino958]

Thanks Mr Scholar

[@cottage6988]

Out of everything Warhammer, my absolute favorite are the Orks. WAAAAH!!!!!!!

[@mitjahafner8418]

The scipt feels like the attenbrough video on ork clans

[@mattboyer3385]

Would you reupload the one on the Kroot?

[@AmandaTroutman]

I need this! Building my first army and I need to figure out colors

[@TheAncientAstronomer]

Well as they say, boys will be boys, right? 😁

[@akumaking1]

I guess the unofficial clan of Freebootaz don’t warrant a mention here.

[@FluffyHusky]

Ive been listening to your sermons at work for weeks now. The only "person" your voice reminds me of... is the fictional Amadeaus Arkham. Specifically his voice actor for the batman arkam asylum game. I dont know the Voice actors name sadly. This is a good thing mind you. Thank ypu for your content

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

Wuts yer favuret clan?

[@iainawatson]

I miss the days when the Ork clans looked really distinctive, rather than just being colour schemes.

[@Scholarslore]

Yeah same here, I understand why they wouldn't, but it would be amazing if GW could release upgrade kits for the Ork boy kit for each of the clans.

[@BioHunter1990]

Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks!

[@East_of_Hightower]

A world of perpetual war? What could that be like?

[@jeremy____5747]

I wonder if in 40K the Orks are the one race that is really, truly *happy*. There are fanatics everywhere, the Necrons dont really feel anything, the Dark Eldar and the Slaanesh are sort of perverted and feel pain as pleasure. But just in simple, straightforward terms: The Orks are *happy*. They enjoy life. They love their jobs.

[@123adamhewitt]

Its not easy being green ( unless you're an Ork)

[@dfailsthemost]

Have there been any stories with ork-human team up?

[@daFUNKxx]

This planet is GREEEEEEEN 💚

[@dot2562]

ork and ham pie ❤

[@BaldiTheBully]

Mr Nottenborough?

[@nonimport-ante]

the ork travels in ships that should not fly and fights with weapons that should not work. he will spend years seeking an objective and lose interest as soon as no one is fighting him for it. and in the absence of other enemies, he will happily fight his own kind. how does one fight a foe that defies reason itself?

[@lordlongstroke5989]

A lore reason to paint your mini's different colors. Orc clans make as much sense as anarchist cops.

[@paulkielty8385]

Moar Orks!!!

[@patrickhouchins9074]

I'm glad you took my advice. F that dude

[@michaelapau5728]

It's not Attenborough. It's Derek Jacobi.

[@stevejennings483]

Do we have a name with this wonderful new voice? If not maybe a poll?

[@LorenSoth]

Picard?

[@Darksoulpoetry]

The True gods are Gork and Mork. The universe is perfect for Orks. WAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

[@Lilsten63]

The human faction is here in W40K .

[@dangerousdays2052]

How would the orks know what a bull is??? 🤔🤔

[@Corusame]

Bull squig maybe.

[@Pokepokeboom]

I’m sorry but it seems people will be talking about the voice change on the channel until hell freezes over. People need to learn to move on lol

[@eviltwinzak]

Amazing content as ever and FU algorithm. And FU YT.

[@The80sWolf_]

🩸🪓 represent

[@PUSHKINcXYEM]

👏👏👏☺️👍

[@TomFynn]

For Orks, "heads will roll" is not a metaphor.

[@hoglump-orcbutler1427]

'Eds

[@ngkngk875]

Keep this voice, it’s the closest one to that, uh, other guy

[@micahwicker7922]

Waaaaaagh

[@nachtmacher6237]

😊

[@Ajgor_Wygoda]

Comment for algoritm : )

[@trajanfidelis]

Death Skullz iz bezt ork klan

[@thegametroll6264]

ORKS IS BEST! FANK YOU BRAIN HUMIE!

[@worldsbuffestloremaster]

horrible AI dribble. uninspired, taking views away from actual creators. drab script, boring ai voice, terrible ai thumbnail. the epitome of "product" not a single ounce of this was passion. i wouldnt be surprised if a literal bot made this video. cant hide creators anymore either, so i have no choice but to be forced to have this nonsense in my feed.

[@CaptainManatee]

I wanna build an army but im caught between the simple, lovable orks and the peaceful but determined tau. Like one is just...WAAAAAAAAGHHHH The other is like...Whaaaaa

[@bangablesnowbeast]

I was just thinking about this video! Thanks for reupping! 🧌

[@hazeish3137]

Why havent they done a story on a ork waggh finding a planet which job is to make paint hahaha 😂😂😂 just think of the funny shite they do omg omg omg we can paint us all any colour of power we want haha