The Pac-Man Incident - Jerma Streams Lethal Company (Long Edit #1)

[@jeremytitus9519]

Are we living inside a simulation? The answer is complicated. As far as modern astrophysics can discern, the first Jerma livestream was uploaded to the cosmic hologram about 10^-32 seconds after the beginning of the universe. We don’t have access to the stream itself, nor to those he would record over the next 200M years, so in order to get a sense of their content, we depend exclusively on recovered chat logs, which became more comprehensible as matter increased its complexity of organisation. The earliest stream that we do have access to is titled “Restart Andy - Jerma Streams Universe Simulator (Long Edit #4)”. Given the stream’s title, it might surprise you to learn that this stream is actually still running-at least for its inhabitants. About halfway (approximately 13 billion years) into the stream, Jerma suffers the following OneGuy moment: Jerma: “‘these stars look like buttholes’… WHAT no they don’t, they’re gigantic spheres of hydrogen and helium they don’t look anything like-” Chat: “literally no-one said that” Chat: “GAS” Chat: “fecal funny” Chat: “your universe is literal ass” Jerma: “Ahh God dammit they do. They actually do. I know you’re just saying that to be a dick but from outside the manifold yeah they kinda do.” Chat: “Do-over” Chat: “show butthole” Chat: “Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!” Jerma: “Okay we’ll start from scratch. God. You guys are unbelievable.” Chat: “OneGuy” Chat: “where’s facecam?” KZbinr Skye4 uploaded the edit to their channel on June 2nd, 2024. Following controversies over the video’s provenance, as well as several disturbing implications concerning the nature of known reality, the video was retroactively (and retrocausally) delisted.

[@jordynensor2081]

new copypasta just dropped

[@tobyzooey]

i did a grinding snort like vinny does occasionally, good one.

[@ReifinDFanchon]

This feels like the plot of 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim.

[@skye4]

This is the best comment I've ever gotten.

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@skye4Merry Christmas

[@goose_dove]

Props for including other perspectives, very nice addition.

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

I don't think I'll ever laugh again as hard as I did when I first saw The Pac-Man Incident.

[@nickperkowski2407]

I wish I could hear Poke’s scream getting cut off for the first time again

[@Dsmky117]

1:57:25

[@MissBeloved__]

best bit

[@gustavishmichelle3575]

This stream should be played in theaters worldwide

[@synga_]

A blessing in disguise of how "late" these long edits come out is that I get to notice what I'm missing from the other compilations of the same stream if I had not watched this one. Thank you very much!

[@SpaceSmurf3000]

the pacman clip is great but having star_ come back and yell at jerma for playing on his phone while on the clock is so much funnier to me

[@blah69epic]

1:56:00 The Pac-Man incident.

[@savannah2607]

2:13:40 imagine ur coworker crying outside the workplace saying “its scawy😢” understandable lol

[@Vincente22]

Jerma immediately launching into a winnie the pooh impression when he sees bees is killing me

[@kakroom3407]

"Is that a traffic light? Cool" He loves traffic laws

[@Wohlfe]

It's because he knows most traffic collisions happen at intersections.

[@sombrero67270]

Skye4 you're doing a lot to make Jerma accessible out there. I wouldn't know him without you, I wouldn't watch him. As long as you enjoy it, please never stop. Thank you.

[@renatlottiepilled]

Another skye banger long edit, thank you so much

[@arlodurham2040]

Skye is our hero. The greatest of all Jerma editors! Providing content when we need it the most.

[@shortbreadhead]

1:22:02 the only minor improvement I feel you could have made to this long edit would have been to splice in Vinny or Sters perspective at this moment as they think they hear a monkey and you can hear Jerma OO OO OOing away in the distance haha. Otherwise love this, and this whole stream was peak content, I've genuinely watched it too many times haha

[@Darnitguy]

I really like the other perspectives being added in

[@peabirdy]

devastating that there's not jermawards this year so the pacman incident cant clean sweep

[@hallowedchef]

40:30 poke staring off the edge in what looks like shock or amazement, then jerma scuttling over to peer at the dollar store family guy death pose

[@James-tj7qg]

2:06:01 "he's gonna give him curls" is severely underrated

[@michaelcharlton1519]

Loved the editing especially the end recap good job :)

[@ClarkLad]

SKYEFOUR my beloved, I was not expecting a long edit of lethal company already. THANK YOU

[@manicmamc291]

Was so sad that nobody got Vinny's reference at 27:56

[@chunky_head0020]

How the heck would anyone understand a Primus reference?

[@umphreak9999]

​@@chunky_head0020because they've been around for like 30+ years maybe?

[@garretdean9582]

@@umphreak9999yeah but jerma is like 40

[@vurruckt]

thank you for the edit

[@MELLOWDRAMA]

2:19:18 actual Wilhelm scream lol

[@mlxoc712]

You are a great editor. Thank you for this.

[@knightogourd]

Yay i love the longer edits of this stream

[@bummerrr]

it wasn't a joke, he was actually playing packman 1:57:25

[@Aidan74]

this video was uploaded 30 minutes ago how did you get that far in the vid

[@stwabewwwy]

@@Aidan74 probably a vod watcher

[@adistefano_]

@@Aidan74 he did a glitched 1:57:25 speedrun. this guys legit

[@Aidan74]

@@stwabewwwy oh right

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@Aidan74sorcerers, bro

[@sweatknight1329]

Another GOAT stream by the GOAT editor!

[@feline_warrior1067]

Lethal Larry

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Mods crush his gem

[@bitsch61]

I think you can hear Ashley occasionally laughing through ster's mic and its so cute

[@Stapler42]

For future me, chaos is at 1:50:15, pacman is at 1:57:20, AAAGHHHH is at 2:19:18, my one guy moment (:D) is at 3:05:39

[@AubreyMK]

I felt like I was going to throw up I laughed so hard at the pacman incident

[@-nati.k]

I GET SO EXCITED WHEN YOU POST! you have the best stream edits by far

[@dowitcher]

New Skye4 upload just in time for my dinner, Christmas has come early

[@MrShs812]

Maybe the real Pac Man was the dog that ate everyone

[@kannon1610]

Favorite bedtime content rn

[@broken6656]

It makes me a little sad that we didn't get the 4 horsemen of twitch together until the end of jerma streaming full time.

[@RealKeriorMaloony]

sterr taking this game too seriously makes it wayyy funnier😂

[@Mmmaannnu]

Switching perspectives? ur great skye

[@yeehaw-city3086]

1:56:59 if you’re looking for the incident itself

[@RICKISUGLY]

Skye4 deserves everything good in life, i watch their ads

[@JonezBBQ]

It's actually impressive how bad Jerma is at any game other than Dark Souls

[@dylanfrisch7641]

loved this

[@onionman6904]

1:57:20 pac moment

[@LittleWeevil]

I think I have a crush on Skye4 😳

[@nooneinparticular681]

Skye4 is actually 3 people logged into the same KZbin account from several different countries

[@sonsofisstvan1675]

@@nooneinparticular681really…?

[@violetty_]

fantastic edit of an amazing stream, love the different POVs as well

[@Mercy98527]

i love the opening to these videos

[@sakurakittyvampire2218]

1:57:25 this is my favorite jerma clip of all time i cant breathe

[@antgm93]

skye makes my favorite edits *over*

[@shovelkun2437]

the pacman bit is an all time clip

[@X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X]

Hey Skye do you :3 often?

[@TravTravRA]

If you're on PC, press 6 to skip to Pac-Man.

[@ReifinDFanchon]

Hey Skye, can you do The Sims 4 long edit, the Blorg and Yodle family in particular? Thanks.

[@skye4]

I'll think about it.

[@bottlebeard]

@@skye4 Skye The Philosopher

[@skye4]

Added to the queue. No promise as for when they'll be done, but I will edit them.

[@sonsofisstvan1675]

@@skye4real ones want cleanup pt2🙏

[@hellothisismufin]

Crazy he's retiring

[@Rook-eq1jo]

1:50:12

[@ThatHandleWasAlreadyTaken]

What is the clip at the beginning from? I've been looking all over

[@skye4]

A Kanye Place from SNL kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2PWemCKa56moNU

[@DeodorantSniffer]

THANK YOU SKYE

[@tomdongerson1474]

Ok thank you

[@lithosphere-cb2tk]

now i HAVE commented on your yt -lithosphere from Uncletopia

[@frogbabygrill]

2:09:59

[@zndr9056]

1:07:14

[@W3tPaint]

jerma death montage !!!

[@bugpocket]

so when is the pacman bit?

[@BirdWithLegs]

Why does Ster know what yaoi is? It’s not like a difficult thing to stumble upon but how did he stumble upon it?…

[@DarceCataliss985]

he reads yaoi silly !

[@Utible]

jerma was so -2 this stream but the stream itself was +2

[@funkyfrogfunkyfrogfunkyfro9320]

woop woop 🥳

[@Ocidad]

behold!!! TAMPON JERMA 49:15!!

[@athila985]

Thanks Skye we all love you

[@connorgallagher3247]

i love you skye4

[@CaullyD]

+2

[@Haydito95]

i cannot wait for him to retire

[@vcr53wus]

Great work. i hope you get a kiss from your crush, you deserve it

[@Iggy6500]

❤️‍🔥🎵🌈 10:17

[@PastorSkeptic]

Does anyone else genuinely dislike when Jerma streams with other people? It's almost like everyone else playing with Jerma knows they're not even close to being as funny or entertaining as him, so they overcompensate really badly and just make cringe jokes and say really embarrassing things to try to seem relevant. I've noticed this every time I watch Jerma play with other people.

[@igotworms96]

If you dont like him playing with other people just dont watch

[@MyersFlow]

woah that's a pretty bad opinion ya got there buddy !

[@boxcarTV]

there are situations where this is true

[@umphreak9999]

...........no?

[@bigbeefscorcho]

No I think they’re just having fun with their friend Jerma. All of these people are very funny on their own as well?

[@SkyeHye33]

Top-tier edit

[@statelyelms]

"This is going to be very quick" [3:15:00 left] Very poor choice of opening words

[@zndr9056]

1:59:14