The Pantless Bandits!!! - Ark: Survival Ascended

[@NavyOtter]

Neebs needs to form the shirtless sheriffs

[@foxboy1985]

Whip cracks

[@oldmilk3y301]

Great idea 🤣

[@TheLigon27]

excellent idea 😂

[@Tay66455]

Fun fact: you can hand-cuff players to beds now.

[@aaronjones7364]

That HAS to be a thing! Also got the 69th like :D

[@verdant9644]

The ultimate betrayal by Neebs at the end! I'm dead 🤣

[@disrespank]

Betrayal? more like ... payback... or revenge. Well deserved one too.

[@nashobasipokni3628]

@@disrespank and was righteously funny!😝

[@jlyvren89]

You know what they always say about Karma... 😏

[@funkymunky7935]

Anyone remember Appsro's "REVENGE!" from the Minecraft series?

[@JayneTheory]

😂

[@templarnight680]

11:26 when Apprso stands up, so simple and still so funny.

[@stashmerkin9576]

Anthony: the whip crack sound effects *chef's kiss*

[@penspencils5564]

Right? I chuckled after the second one and was in tears by the time of the double whip crack after the bandits line.

[@stashmerkin9576]

@@penspencils5564 same!

[@Astralpains]

Canyonero! *whip crack*

[@stashmerkin9576]

@@Astralpains good reference! 😀

[@RedbeardMads]

Rule Number One: Never tell someone your weakness. Neebs capitalizing on that at the end was epic! love this new series guys!

[@matthewwolf90]

Appsro “I can’t understand why I’m so cold” such is the burden one bears, when they bare all as, The Pantsless Bandit! 😂😂😂

[@kingalfred2014]

*Whip Crack*

[@gent_Carolina]

1st one: *bears, as in carries

[@matthewwolf90]

@@gent_Carolina English is such a weird language lol

[@gent_Carolina]

@@matthewwolf90 Oh, I thought autocorrect had ambushed you. What's your native language? ☺️

[@josephconover5270]

Also the fact at least one or both of them are starving in game.

[@markcomeau82]

The whip cracks every time they say Pantsless Bandit. Is it Battlefield Bill in disguise?

[@Matt_Alaric]

Well it's certainly not a battlefield Dustin.

[@MrCostari]

He saw Titanic in 3D!

[@chriswhinery925]

Fear Strikes in the heart when pants aren't near Just listen close and you might hear Appsro breaking everybody's gear With no pants on he can hide Shots with a bow well he can land it He'll sneak right up by your side He's the pantsless (pantsless pantsless) pantsless bandit

[@doggin6]

No. It’s not.

[@RobertMay289]

That ending.. Lmao 🤣🤣

[@King88Kayo]

Man, Mr. 44 wouldve shown up randomly with a Argie or something special. Salute to you Sir! Miss you very much!

[@FUBARguy107]

I also reference my friends who have passed on from time to time. "Gloria wouldn't like that very much" or "Tony didn't like too much salt". Thick wouldn't approve, but I do. Lol keep the memories alive

[@alteredcowboy3318]

Speaking of t-shirts, I'm still waiting on that Pummel Pete Shirt...

[@rednblue117]

P-P-P-PUMMEL PEEEETTEE

[@calvin7610]

12:10 remember that scene, Neebs and Simon arguing where you can find obsidian 😂😂

[@travisedwards181]

Ragnarok throwback

[@HardBlues]

Simon is not in that scene 😁

[@bryanp5843]

Simon was right. Infact Neebs was even mocking Simon for saying that obsidian can spawn in caves

[@MrCostari]

​@@bryanp5843 Simon made me proud that day

[@PeetHobby]

Those notes are pretty handy for leveling up. They boost your character and the dino you're riding. Just ignore the chatter and grab that sweet, free XP! 😁

[@alrush34]

That would imply a level of competence that these gentlemen lack. Their hatred of lore runs so strongly that they willingly cripple their progress. It is a level of stupidity so profound that I would expect no less from my beloved idiots.

[@Juggernaut6990]

So far this ark series is incredible and I hate not having thick as a part of it but I gotta give it to the guys, they've found the formula again. Since thicks passing there's certainly been that void missing in alot of content but they've got it again and it's all for us watching. Love these guys. Losing a friend is brutal. They're fighting through it with us as fans helping . Best family group by far

[@davidvincent1112]

Lmao..props to Simon.."you in that pantsless bandits thing" .."nah, I'm the victim" ....lol, he's willing to take the hit so others have fun..now that's a true friend.

[@tazstidson4231]

..... Or an old man thinking about retirement... Lol. 😂💖😍

[@davidvincent1112]

@@tazstidson4231 lol nah, they gotta keep going. They can still be playing video games on a retirement home 🤣 ...but nah..if they not having fun no more, obviously...but they seem to have fun

[@rustygarnett4393]

The funniest part of this entire video, and the funniest thing I've seen in a long while, occurred at 19:48 - literally laughed out loud! =)

[@tazstidson4231]

... Go Neebs. Lol.

[@KninjaNate]

So refreshing to hear the words "boat trip" again

[@dirkd7510]

I loved the whip sound every time "Pants less Bandits" was said, it reminded me of the Horse whinny from Young Frankenstein when ever anyone said "Frau Blucher" 😂

[@TheFuzzypuddle]

There's always that one guy in the group who gets bored and starts shenanigans

[@jamesh9104]

Lmao the first Simon kill and tea bag had me dying, love the pantless bandit thing and Neebs at the end "Gotcha back buddy" so goood

[@forgewolfgames]

Neebs you'll like this, get a pheomia to go with that saddle, a dung bettle, and some stim berries and you'll have unlimited fertilizer without having to constantly check to see if your tames have pooped

[@FrozenHare]

Neebs on a decade long journey for a decent pair of pants, even searched the seas with two frogs 😂👌

[@tazstidson4231]

.... People wrote songs about it.... ..... Lol. 💚🐸🐸

[@llamamiento]

Across from the Pantless Saloon, they need the Pantaloon Saloon. Pants required to enter.

[@tobialzoll2227]

I am a HUGE fan of Dora!! Keep up the great works. Also side note: Thick44 Huge fan also.... He will be missed.

[@DubNationUK]

Here lies the obligatory compliment on Anthony's editing.

[@elgiacomo]

So glad y'all are back in Ark!

[@justyouraveragehuman466]

That moment when you're both a 'huge' fan of Toonstone and just happened to stumble across 'Neeb's Gaming" , then hear Dora's voice for the first time! ME: "That's the guy that killed Crazy Ass Frank, Ain't it

[@JJtoob]

Wait, how long ago did you stumble upon this channel?

[@JoeMama-oq8wl]

"whats your health at ?" 😂😂😂😂😂 Neebs...man ! Brilliant AND Sneaky !!!

[@Cronus_1]

That first teabag has me ded. 😂😂😂😂

[@nefariousjackal6195]

The whip crack every time is a great choice. Daddy was a pantsless bandit.

[@sirtainlee8725]

6:40 Neebs doing his best Lucky Charms imitation.

[@timmyfingaz100]

That whip crack is killing me! Made me think of Thick pulling up Neebs in Battlefield Bill "THERES NO WHIPCRACK" 🤣😂 Edit - that ending was epic, great job on editing and music Antony!

[@A_Very_Angry_Fish_With_Knife]

@Neebs Gaming if you tame a oviraptor you can snatch wyvern eggs without being detected but the ovi needs to be there as you get it and it will do a snatch animation once it's over grab him and haul ass cause once out of its inventory every wyvern will b-line straight to you

[@S0lis74]

Again, Netflix needs to hire theses guys.

[@SurvivorDK]

The base is looking good! I like the western theme structures

[@prestonlees6427]

“Pantless Pirates” was a missed opportunity 🏴‍☠️➖👖🤙

[@lanerobey5800]

"Oh I got a sliver" Didn't expect that from Neebs. Saw him pull out the spear and died. Great timing Neebs!

[@nolableslefteldered1231]

That ending.... I laughed so hard I started choking. JUSTICE! Neebs be thy name.

[@TheMalious]

god i would love to play on one of their servers. love how they build out extra things around the world to make it more alive.

[@connorevans9460]

Message for Simon, did you know you can also throw the same spear you are holding you can also stack them (carry more than one in the same hotkey button)

[@jeffrobagman2834]

Neebs coming in clutch at the last second...

[@tgreen1071]

UK translation of the pantless bandits. The underpants bandits.

[@weadone]

The trouserless bandit . We don’t say underpants, they’re just pants.

[@tgreen1071]

@@weadone yeah we do... Underwear/underpants and pants. All interchangeable. Plus mine sounds better.

[@lumpilumpinski9951]

Related to the underware gnomes from Southpark?

[@tazstidson4231]

.... Ok, and in the 80'z gruds but do they have skids.... Oh not!? ... Lol. 😍🇬🇧😁💜

[@weadone]

@@tgreen1071 lol

[@blairhaffly1777]

Neebs should have gotten on screen credit for his guest role as the pantsless water filter guy in Fallout episode 2. "All this could be yours". Hilarious.

[@Thromash]

Can't wait until the Ark Additions dinos become base game. The guys to my knowledge(could be wrong), have never used the dinos when they were just a mod. They'll probably never figure out how to tame half of them (unless they look it up), but they'll die to damn near all of them & it will be hilarious.

[@stephenolup8273]

I couldn’t stop laughing.. the pant’s less bandits 😂🤣😂 loved it when the pant’s less bandit would strike the whip would crack… reminds me of Young Frankenstein when they would say Frau Blucher the horses would Winnie…. Classic y’all!!! Made my night.

[@snowandlightsmusic]

11:40 "you know this game better than anybody" ... may I present to the court Evidence A. 02:00 doesn't know you can bola parasaurs, doesnt know you can just walk up to a parasaur and see its level, feeds parasaur tintoberries instead of mejoberries, put narcotic in parasaur in case it wakes up (it won't lol) 😂but i've been watched beans and crew for nearly a decade so i would expect nothing less haha. i once heard a tale of a guy who crossed the sea with two frogs, and then a song about him, birds and dodo's... but this can't be the same man obviously.

[@IamGrief887]

Dora:"We need to get real enemies." Me:"I'm your huckleberry."

[@ShadowWolfRising]

There was as many whip cracks as an episode of Johnny Test.

[@ClassiK_x]

When appsro asked where obsidian is at, I immediately remembered "caves". I'm glad they called that out

[@The-Real-aPOC]

Standing between two campfires with a torch out BUT wearing no pants while ice-cubed, yep I must be watching Neebs Gaming.

[@RussRobo]

I love the sound of the whips for the Pants less bandits. Just the sound of whips...and nothing else. 😳

[@gamerghxst]

Sheriff Neebs and Deputy Simon are going to have to take out those Pantless Bandits…

[@ricardomora9913]

Appsro so small he actually goes invisible in the tall grass haha. Also respect to Neebs getting back at Apprso, Mr. world peace can be evil sometimes.

[@skydor5318]

Go Neebs!!! I can't stop laughing now!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@sirtainlee8725]

Appsro just stole Neebs' gun from Dora. He's a damn bandit!

[@BigTv8power]

Love that at the end! "How's your health? Just a sliver"...STABBY STABBY! Ha!

[@bringabong4648]

Fucking 1 in the morning watching the final scene I burst out laughing so hard the neighbours had to hear it

[@LuckiER89]

~. That ending was hilarious! 💀😂

[@scourgey4205]

Simon going from, "YEAH IM GONNA KILL THINGS!" to, "I guess I'm the victim now..." actually made me a little sad.

[@troykurz9615]

You guys are having too much fun, and the editing in this series is top-notch. Cheers!

[@ActualHumanPerson]

Ah and the whip crack! He saw titanic in three deeeeeeeee🎶🎶

[@Matt_Alaric]

Who on Earth would watch Titanic in 3d...

[@tazstidson4231]

Your comment even sounded like Neebs.... Lol. 💚😁

[@MrCostari]

With some jeep stuff by his side

[@TheFireFlare]

I love when Simon opens a video killing an animal lmao

[@bugman655]

Glad I'm not the only one with the flicker in Sky problem😊 great episode though

[@MisterBinks]

"you give me the gun, I give you the cornbread" @7:00

[@Dave-mt3og]

4:59 if anything should be a T-shirt it should be "Im trying to get hide out here"

[@johnzaccagnini8317]

OMG! The end of the episode! LMFAO! The Pants Bandit is very clever and has the absolute best timing for his revenge! Great content my friends,cannot wait for the next episode!

[@1Mackinzoid]

"See this is why I don't leave the house" -Appsro lol!

[@dryrub]

Pantless VS. Pantsless: Discuss

[@BMack37]

"What's with the whip crack? shirtless bandit, no whip crack"

[@Murdoc_Mob]

The whip noises every time someone said "The Pantless Bandits" had me creased lmao

[@raioh4747]

I love it when Neebs gaming just becomes a sitcom

[@jaydamfletcher-lm7qq]

I love waking up on a Sunday morning to the universe of neebs ark :) thank you fellas

[@VoidedStranger]

Dora has been one of my favorite people on youtube. I do miss the Thick/Dora combo, but Dora keeps Thick alive by simply being Dora.

[@VoidedStranger]

Also, Neebs, nice one 😂

[@JesseWinford69]

A loot goblin

[@Homer_Simpson]

Y’all are so good at making these now I love it

[@quietone748]

"It's hard to see through all this lushness" cracks me up. You know, for those who think Simon's incompetent, maybe if APpsro weren't killing him so often he'd have a chance to get stuff done. He's fine.

[@allisong1551]

perfect timing for an Australian who can't sleep 👌

[@efraim3364]

or an American just getting off work

[@mariocruz414]

Or someone who just woke up

[@calebhealey8151]

Can sleep Australian but just gotta timing

[@verdant9644]

hahaha, I can relate!

[@dvkevin]

Try magnesium glycinate if you have trouble sleeping. 3g should do.

[@AMSmile-k9t]

"watch your back buddy" I burstd out in laughter and woke up my napping toddler

[@volkeon3693]

Good to see Simon be a good sport about the Pantless Bandit! 😂

[@kingklump]

Thank you guys for continuing to mention Thick :) It's like he's in every series still!

[@TheJp69]

So proud of neebs getting that surprise hit in on appsro 😂

[@Str8Shot81Gaming]

The Neebs betrayal at the end was beautiful! Made me LOL

[@TheMasterRookie]

Loving the new ark series. made me give asa a try as a veteran ark player, love you guys keep making these great vids

[@drew5337]

He said where do you find obsidian and i threw my phone😂😂😂 "I thought you could only find that in caves!" -Thick44

[@Exodus_3226]

I love how Dora plays into Apsro's intrusive thoughts so he can see chaos ensue without direct blame lol

[@ActualHumanPerson]

I hope there's a no pants dance in here somewhere

[@troyanator90]

Best ending in any vid I've ever seen🤘🤘

[@robbblair6289]

Good for you Neebs, little payback. Still ❤ the whole crew. You all are a blessing. The chemistry between you all is perfect. Thank you for the laughs & entertainment.

[@LufutheLuckDragon]

"Its hard to see through all this lushness!" I love it.

[@jessiepapabear4272]

I'd buy that "pant less bandit t-shirt ". I'll take 2XL one white and one black please!

[@jamesh5743]

"Your thighs match your face. It works." That used to be my favorite pickup line to use. Works so well I'm married now. Good to see it's still kicking around out there for the new generation to learn.

[@jasonfidler3363]

That was fantastic Neebs lmfao killing Apsro at the end 🤣

[@pariskulicore_341]

The no pants curse returns...

[@vishakhab-l6309]

Neebs to Simon. - hey Simon, are you in that plantless Bandit thing? - no.... I'm the victim

[@hellswench5388]

There are thousands of blank t-shirts waiting to be adorned with the 'Pantsless Bandit' or 'You've been Pantsless Bandited' with a pair of tea bags 😁

[@Basada79]

Great ending 😂

[@LokiiGaming14]

9:36 Simon's existence.... 😂

[@azayzelhoarde8913]

god this is turning me back into an Ark addict, love neebs gaming Ark combo

[@logix6866]

I love the throwback to Battlefield Bill with the whip crack.

[@gnorley]

You guys are churning out content! I’m here for all of it!

[@nicholasberryman5858]

I was hoping Neebs would have had a better zinger there. Pant-dito?