An Unwanted Guest!!! - Ark: Survival Ascended

[@philosotree5876]

When the raptor gets to Dora through the saloon: "Clever girl."

[@brainflash1]

Turns out not wearing pants was the right idea in that situation.

[@116nerd]

I had said the same thing! 😂

[@Mephilis78]

That's when the attack comes. Not from the front. But from the side.... shhwwwwt

[@davidmichaels299]

well done!

[@gent_Carolina]

Timestamp 12:42 EDIT: typo fixed, sorry lol

[@davidvondoom2853]

When I saw those gravestones, I was expecting the names of all the tames that they lost, from their first playthrough.

[@andarilhoespiritual2485]

Exactly! I tought it would be like that one Ragnarok Tek Rex episode i keep going back to

[@Saviorborn]

TEK rex or "we had a plan"​@@andarilhoespiritual2485

[@aaron-ve2bu]

Waiting for Cooter

[@perineum6]

Same....but then realized it would be way more tombstones.

[@k.neville1053]

That would be approximately 463 Gravestones.🫡

[@alipridegaming1804]

The Raptor casually walking around from the saloon was perfect!

[@xercion3590]

Whoever is choosing the background music for your episodes, they need a raise. Top quality guys! Loving this adventure so far.

[@leoharris3249]

Every time the boys get in to trouble I half expect thick44 to show up to save the day. Miss you thick44

[@bena3341]

Yea it's the ARK episodes that always make me miss him the most.

[@rylandvance5304]

I honestly love how some episodes of whatever series the gang plays is a lot like Seinfeld. A whole lot of nothing happens mostly, there are a fair amount of laughs, and maybe 5 minutes of the whole thing collectively is some sort of story line.

[@familypve4029]

Anthony is just top notch with the production quality XD

[@rylandvance5304]

I kinda wish he was in the series as well. I love when Anthony gets to be a part of things.

[@HandsomeLad69]

I’ve said it for a long time. Anthony should be on every series

[@rylandvance5304]

@@HandsomeLad69 Right? Dude has been a core part of the channel since the early days

[@Krypticobject1]

Anthony is really annoying

[@rylandvance5304]

@@Krypticobject1 How though? I always see people say that but no one can pinpoint it.

[@TJ85234]

My Saturday cartoons are back wahoo!

[@tamferguson3891]

Great analogy dude ... "Saturday Cartoons" ... Hell Yeah!! ❤

[@tragicvalentine]

I've never connected so entirely with a comment before, Neebs and the crew are the embodiment of Saturday cartoons!

[@jeffreysanders7098]

Agreed!

[@waynebush7953]

I laughed out loud when I read this! So intensely relevant!

[@2020Stryker]

I was thinking the same thing lol!

[@Sokaar_]

I love the frogs in Ark. First frog I tamed I named it Froggin Williams.

[@PyroCatus]

The Pantless bandits one weakness: the cold. Remember to wear your pants in cold places.

[@TalentCaldwell]

Especially if you’re a man.

[@mellissatubosnick5490]

Lost it 😂 the whole scene of Simon creeping to get his bag. I almost believe I held my breath in those moments believing you would finally pull it off, but to no surprise gets brutally murdered😂

[@urazz7739]

Yeah, forgot to put on his armor too. It wouldn't have changed the outcome, but it would have gave him a better chance.

[@azrielhillel5038]

Thick 44 would have had a Wyvern by now. RIP King.

[@nigelis2345]

The Island Map does not have Wyverns. Those came with Scorched Earth onwards.

[@azrielhillel5038]

@@nigelis2345 He still would have tamed a Wyvern....

[@IWantMyPizza-NL]

@@azrielhillel5038 Indeed, Thick44 would even have tamed a wyvern in a poker card game. Legend. Still miss him.

[@MrDownside]

Where there’s a thick, there’s a way.

[@TheGlitchyCorgi]

At around 7:00, I half expected to hear "Sassy Barry!"

[@coachlombardi9657]

Now that is nostalgia.

[@barley12girl]

"And I'm eatin peanuts!"

[@2KXMKR]

Right?! I had major flash backs.

[@ElementalAlchemy]

😅😂

[@bevanmccrory289]

Some say they are still hunting that Baryonix to this day

[@mazm8536]

I’m coming back to this channel after 5 years away. You guys were an Integral part of my childhood, I remember watching your scrap mechanic videos, my favorites were always killing machines and monster trucks, I just found out about thick44 and it’s heartbreaking. I’m sorry for your loss. But I want to thank you for being such an amazing channel that was there from my earliest memories of me using KZbin, between Neebsgaming and theGamingbeaver I wouldn’t be the person I am today without your channel

[@kodiakjak1]

Dora getting outsmarted by the raptor lol

[@davidsalisbury1688]

Dear Simon, Your second death against the baryonyx was most impressive. The fact that you went full Splinter Cell to sneak up to your body and retrieve your gun was amazing to watch. Well done! 😃 And then I believe you were quite silly. You should perhaps put your armor back on before engaging in battle with the thing that just killed you. Perhaps wait for your ally to spawn and retrieve his gun before engaging in battle with the thing that just killed him. Perhaps get cover / have an escape route planned before you open fire on the thing that just killed you both. Perhaps aim for the head instead of the midsection of the thing that just... You get the idea. Just some thoughts to ponder 🤣 Either way, good times my dude. 😎

[@1980StevieJ]

It like they’ve forgot any time a dino kills and eats it heals 🙈🤣🤣

[@Ironinsightfitness]

That was Simon's shining moment of badassery sneaking up and making a beautifully executed attempt of revenge, finished in true Simon fashion

[@silversilence14]

-sees the title- "There goes all the tames"

[@josselyncool685]

Oh CatFish Jenkins, what crimes have you hidden on that island

[@Mephilis78]

probably a cat fishing scam

[@wobblyboost]

I'm

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sure

[@wobblyboost]

them

[@wobblyboost]

guys

[@undedninja6624]

The graves say, On the island between ice and wood, the crystals hide my crimes against nature. He must not get his hands on it, also remind me to order 40 identical grave stones. I have an idea how to hide it.

[@SiStockbridge]

Simon using those Alan Grant tactics, then gets murdered, lol.

[@Xphinity]

He could have made it back too lol

[@JoeR1066]

It never occurred to him of course to use such clever tactics as climbing onto a rock or something.

[@Alex-fl6yc]

@@Xphinity You'd think they'd have at least put their armor back on and be able to take an extra hit or two, maybe enough to kill it.

And trying to use a game machanic what isn't in this game.. hide in bushes.

[@invisiblejaguar1]

@@JoeR1066 to be fair they were up against a cleverer girl

[@ChromeSixFenix]

When at the peninsula with the TRex, on the other side of those woods is the best spot for a base in the game. (Also the same area as directly behind you on the way to the waterfall) it’s a huuuuge flat area for building.

[@lebowskigaming5240]

‘Let’s look for an island out there’ Good luck storming the castle 😂🤦‍♂️

[@southernantman]

My first rule in Ark was always build a large trap close to base so you can use it if your base is attacked.❤️❤️

[@DarkMegaPlague]

I usually build a huge trap with ramp and lure my victim/attacker into and then hide in a bunker in middle of that trap so I can shot my victim/attacker in peace 😁😁😁😁

[@urazz7739]

That or build stone walls at the very least so most predators can't get to your base.

[@southernantman]

@@urazz7739 yea a walls great to but takes more resources I was jaded my fist time playing Ragnarok by T-Rexes popping up and devouring my bases. Lol

[@sheariley1910]

I was hoping you guys would post something this Saturday morning. I needed something to brighten my mood. Thanks you guys!

[@TanukiSC]

Hope your day improves into a great one!

[@sheariley1910]

@@TanukiSC Thanks! There needs to be more positivity on the interwebz these days. I hope yours is a great one too!

[@moosedawg71]

Neebs' revenge on the raft is epic. "How's your health?" Aaaack! Nice job! And I'm LOVING the "mysteries" that have been put in for you guys. So fun! Though I'm surprised Appsro even read the gravestone as we know how much he hates reading things.

[@matthewrowlett1564]

Good ol Barry, Kicking Ass and Taking out Tames... poor Frog Zombie, Only lasted Two Episodes... Smarter A.I. on the Carnivores is nice to see, though... That Raptor went in the back way... (and it went in Dry!)...

[@harcormor]

everyone: The new pathfinding sucks raptor: pathfinds through a building "am i a joke to you?" argue all you want but the pathfinding in ASA is kinda scary sometimes

[@condemned7515]

Aaah, LOVE a baryonyx! One of my favourite tames.

[@sikendpothead]

Saturday morning cartoons for adults!! Thanks guys!

[@rustygarnett4393]

How can Simon and Dora have played this game for so long and never think about creating a structure from which to shoot? It just blows my mind this isn't even a remote thought in either of their minds.

[@E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-]

Seeing the random junk Simon usually has in his inventory is always a joy for me.

[@mike5177]

A thatch wall

[@JoeH-vr5kt]

Calculated chaos my friend.

[@E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-]

@@mike5177 lmao yeah

[@eliotbrun7313]

Hey guys, I have an idea for an Ark series and I hope you see this comment.. You know how Ark has all these beautiful places to discover but nothing there? What if you guys did a treasure hunt series? Someone is in charge of hiding stuff…could be armor or weapons or whatever cool stuff. The others find them in their travels. However you would want to implement that. I just think it would be a fun dynamic. Love you guys :)

[@vaughn6371]

Just made my day! Unless of course I win the lottery 😊sidenote: that shot of neebs and appsro cruising along the beach on the raft looked amazing! Never seen a shot like it

[@immortaldeadfast5530]

Glad to see the old gang back for the 'new' ark. Editing and comedic timing are about the best they've been, but the general lack of any coherent direction or goals wears on me. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good random episode of shenanigans now and again for a new flavor. Yet aside from Dora taking as much time breaking into that tower as it would have taken to grind the requirements for a handful of grenades and level the entire thing down to the sand, and appsro looking for pelt for reasons I can't be bothered remembering, nobody seems to have any clear goals from week to week. Tame some actually viable starter mounts? Find some place more defensible to build? Discuss a plan of action with the group and sally forth as only the neebs crew can, like the old days, and the magic will make itself.

[@brianmorris6466]

Welcome to neebs gaming.

[@immortaldeadfast5530]

​@@brianmorris6466 Cute. Been watching since before they tried scorched earth. Said plainly, they're goofing off too much. Their first day on The Center, they had three ptera's. By day 7 their very first play through on the island, they had a small force of raptors, trikes, dilos and a ptera, looking for their second base location. Day 5 in scorched earth, they were building Gorda Lagoon and had about as many tames. In 7 episodes here, they've managed to build a few thatch and wooden huts literally within visual range of where they spawned in and...that's it. I've always liked the antics, but I prefer it flavored with progress of some sort. I'm getting bored of waiting from week to week only to watch them accomplish nothing.

[@acorn4923]

​@@immortaldeadfast5530 bro, as long as they're having fun. That's what gaming is about

[@firstnamelastname4752]

Dude the audio editing is so amazing, I love how the more distant the character is the more reverb you can hear over the direct sound. Someone knows their D:R Ratios!

[@spectrebazza1]

I do love a good bit of plot!

[@disrespank]

1:38 I like one of the dinos just glides in the background, devs forgot about walking, but not pooping animations ... :-D

[@thedespairsquid399]

I don't know why, but I loved the Frog Zombie name 😂 I feel like it works.

[@danjohnson7394]

I don't usually enjoy neebs sense of humor but finishing off freezing appros at the begin made my day

[@TheEriegpman]

It's called Maid of the Mist Neebs

[@herrnein4164]

Sheriff Barry the Bary. Bane of the Pantsless Bandits.

[@barley12girl]

7:47 Simon's best impression of the witch.

[@ranzid4462]

seeing your clouds looking like a static tv soaked in crack made me very happy as I thought it was just because of my peasant pc , keep up the good work chaps

[@TalentCaldwell]

Hey why was it like that? I kept trying to make out what was happening.

[@GreatLevellerGaming]

The gravestone reading really reminded my of Meowdussa episode from Doraleous and Associates and the writings on the cave wall 😂

[@GamingGreyBeard]

Nice touch with the Bary-Human scoreboard!!😂

[@frankciscophil7721]

Appsro reading through the gravestones just reminded me of the Meowdusa episode from Doraleous and Associates that also had a precariously-written message on stone XD

[@joshminor6898]

Does anyone else think of "Battlefield Bill" everytime there is a whipcrack? Such a great throwback fellas!!!

[@ericfrazier7057]

Need gaming sees this. Thank you for upgrading your computers. I watched this for the first time on my Qled tv. it looked amazing. The water when you guys were selling around the boat and just all the environment. I’m going to watch it on my TV.

[@chubbzpwnz]

I had a Frog that I didn't see for three months, I assumed he was dead. He reappeared on Christmas eve, alive and well. I renamed him frog zombie. He died about a year and half later. I maybe be biased, but Frog Zombie is an excellent name.

[@TRNHardy]

You can get pelt from bears and megatherium in the redwoods. it's no less dangerous than the snow, only not as cold

[@timjamerson8966]

Bezelbufo is a toad not a frog

[@DarkMegaPlague]

11:51 I remember back in the 2016 when these guys with Thick flew over this river with Argys, fighting a rex and saying that it was a pretty shitty place with shitty water (water was redbrown in color btw),,,, or something.

[@camronpartee2440]

Floating platform village built by yall would be kick ass and safe, plus neebs would have full access to water for his plant farming

[@chrisallum9044]

Knock knock "Have you heard about our lord and savior raptor jesus?"

[@BellaOrtizPhotography]

"I'm a little sad... about your pants being on." Lol I love you, Simon. ❤❤❤

[@graveholmes7814]

So glad they had a Bojack Banner bit with the gravestones. Made the entire episode better in my opinion.

[@DeejehAbu]

Best virtual online gaming is STYLE protocol

[@stacktus9158]

This is why most people tame a couple trikes right away. They can at least tank for you if your base gets attacked.

[@mcbean1]

I'm pretty sure I know the spot they need to go, they were actually really close when they were near the trex, there's a small island between the ice sheets and woodlands with large crystal deposits on it.

[@MrSirhasArrived]

I liked the Good, Bad and Ugly type music when graveyard was found.

[@redeye9169]

that grave stone scene reminded me of the meowdusa cave message from doraleous and associates XD.

[@laruejr3451]

At twelve minutes I built my base there it’s pretty sick looking I think bmetal base up on second waterfall and a breeding section for land Dino’s frogs and down in the ocean a huge water pen base. It’s a real pretty place to build

[@punkygaming_420]

Its nice that you have little abandoned huts and broken bridges. They honestly should have put some more in the game with loot in some or blueprints or something like ammo lol

[@WCalitz]

So I am by no means an expert, only have about 3000 hrs in the original Ark, but would say that my first goal is always an Argy. Reason being you can carry a ton and even grab a wolf and kill it in the air, among catching and taming other dinos

[@greendan01]

Island between ice and wood that has crystals hiding loot. Duh. It's straight north of the gravestones, the little island just before the ice floes.

[@Viceroy_95]

Neebs was diabolical with the way he got back at appsro 😂 Took him all the way out to the ocean, had mother nature reduce appso's health to near death, and simply poked him with a spear 😂

[@RealBradMiller]

Every pantless bandit eventually learns that everyone has to cover their legs sometimes....

[@Loain]

Baryonyx are by far my favorite so I'm glad it was winning the fight. I'm hoping they tame it.

[@JoeH-vr5kt]

Lol, getting mollywopped by a Barry and there is a spino in the background heading their way.

[@ChrisSmith-vi9lj]

When in the water you can now tame sea turtles and they're good against jellyfish and that was also they eat too

[@Kamikazibroadcast]

Did he just say " 6:47 " lol

[@baldcupcake3354]

i was just thinking the same thing 😶

[@AmberVivicide]

Pelt Creatures: Beaver, Dire Wolf, Mammoth, Equus, Dire Bear, Otter, Ovis, Kangaroo, Megatheriuim, Elk.

[@Old_Baloo]

You guys actually passed the island between ice and wood when you saw the rex fighting the argentavis

[@fuzzypickles3129]

The entire baryonyx/raptor bit is fantastic.

[@tigrecito48]

7:51 when simon is doing that voice, Simon sounds a lot like Jonah Hill when he does a weird voice for certain characters hes done

[@HandsomeLad69]

You guys have been my favorite channel since 2014.

[@urazz7739]

I love how Dora and Simon didn't even think to have the frog help them fight the Baryonyx the first time and as they keep on losing to it, the score board gets more and more bloody.

[@dphoebus]

LMAO.... Neebs Gaming hates following a storyline sooooooo very much that they create their own storyline. Love this group, they never cease to make me laugh and smile.

[@ricardomora9913]

The shots are looking better and better, I like what I`m seeing. Also the raptor with Dora hahaha clever girl.

[@-Gorby-]

When you put the scoreboard up even before the first battle it kinda gives away the results of the first, and probably second, battle 😆

[@heisenstein6392]

"You can't see me, I'm a statue" needs to be a shirt NOW 🤣

[@MrCheeze14]

Wildcard have actually moved some explorer notes behind some waterfalls which I think would annoy Appsro even more than nothing being there

[@cjsaurus4120]

i think there might be something at the volcano. it's in between the redwoods and the arctic area

[@GreyWolf-ls7nw]

Simon sneaking in this was the All Time Best Simon bit ever! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@puppetbrody6213]

Ark is my favorite series from neebs gaming. Then Conan. Then Subnautica.

[@slipknota7xeg]

I never get tired of watching the dream team of Dora and Simon. Always so entertaining!

[@Viglin123]

Great nod to the Good, the Bad and the Ugly with the graveyard scene :)

[@ANTZ460]

My honest opinion is this channel is one of the best ark content creators ever

[@bradfenwick7611]

Just fyi. Graveyards have a church. Cemetery does not

[@The-Real-aPOC]

How To Kill A Baryonyx ~ Neebs Gaming Step 1. Attack Baryonyx Step 2. Die Step 3. Baryonyx eats corpse and heals Step 4. Rinse and repeat

[@TheFreelancer131]

lol Simon gets his gun puts NO distance between him and the clearly more powerful dino XD I love you Simon

[@Thromash]

I can't wait until they run into their first Ceratosaurus, Xiphactinus & Gigantoraptor. Hope they're enabled at least for that to happen lol

[@Corey_Lee_Slater]

17:30 'Put 'em closer so we can read 'em fast.' -No, Neebs, no. -They're already packed in there like sardines... I swear, they want to charge more for every square inch, and there's no room to walk between, and think about putting a Monument, or even a Marker... -Gates are very narrow, no posted 'guidelines of decorum' I could continue, I'm learning from a Master. No more picnics with Grandma & Grandpa... 18:09 -At this point I'm laughing my backside off, as we need to order more Stones too.

[@funkynibblet]

I'm loving this Laurel and Hardy Vibe I'm getting from Appsro in doraleous ❤

[@Lonewolf0840]

Maid of the Mist is the ship at Niagara Falls

[@madkillermiller]

I've been a massive fan of Neebs gaming since BFF. Honestly this the best channel on youtube by far. If had to give up all but 1 youtube channel i would definitely keep Neebs. These latest videos cement my opinion more. Thanks to everyone involved in producing these amazing videos. And I really miss the human man warrior44.

[@tonyt3955555]

ark gods just don't want them to get the amazingly fun frog mount. was one of my favorite when i first started.