The Pengest Munch Ep. 88: Dixy (Stoke Newington)

[@backwards7]

A few things I learned today: Anything that scores above 4.2 lies beyond the realm of verbal expression. The English language can only vainly sketch around the borders, hinting at the flavours and textures, yet never fully articulating these sensations. It is possible there exists a culture somewhere in the world (perhaps some monks who live in monastic isolation on a mountain top) who meditate upon a hierarchy of adjectives that truly convey what it feels like to eat chips, purchased from a shop in Stoke Newington, as they converge upon their own Platonic form. Also, anything below a score of 2.7 has the power to set off car alarms and move innocent children to tears.

[@XOPNYE]

Legendary comment 😂

[@monoperative]

Years from now, the people will ask each other, "where were you, when you first read backwards7's comment on Episode 88 of The Pengest Munch?"

[@rainyfeathers9148]

Bro...the depths

[@superamario6464]

Dude ...

[@Y54F]

There’s levels to it

[@DanielCamargoTalks]

That was the most in depth wing dem dat discussion I’ve seen yet. Man said IT COMPOUNDS.

[@TurquazCannabiz]

I love the cameraman joining in

[@jjman5524]

Im going to laugh when he gets diabetes and a heart attack, boom baow

[@MULWAXVLONE]

@@TurquazCannabiz always adds a different element

[@jewsaregenocidalhores]

They both waffle so much. Literally making theories on shit that can be easily looked up and fact checked even by an idiot. It’s cause they beat the chickens so bad. Compounded🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🙄

[@twilly3860]

Bare osteoporosis in dis

[@simonf8295]

This guys demonstrates that the secret to long life is fried chicken and chips as he just keeps getting younger.

[@ondank]

"My man was lacking calcium but thats not the boss mans fault" Boss man is going to be having words with the farmers for bringing his score down.

[@wozowski]

Only CC could bring a review from out the front of a porta-loo and leave me feeling hungry. Respect.

[@someonereal7580]

Loool opposite

[@craigboden9455]

Still cleaner than most of London.

[@P4perchasemedia]

The fact this guy is 30 still kills me

[@Dan_3211]

Frrr

[@teyonce1057]

mums🤣🤣

[@claj6946]

You telling me this guy is 30 years old?

[@P4perchasemedia]

@@claj6946 Yeah man

[@v1ktos]

30?! My man looks like a toddler.

[@CraigEmpson]

Mans eating his food in front of a porta potty hahahaha.

[@angryninja]

Just in case that chicken gives him the shits!

[@timtyler9216]

Crap- check

[@Negus.]

3:44 'lacking calcium' had me deadd 🤣

[@lorcster6694]

😂

[@DeanRyan89]

Love this show man brings me joy

[@Diana-me8kv]

He always makes me feel hungry when I watched the videos especially him the way he eat his food.

[@jjman5524]

It's probably rat meat

[@morganfreeman2102]

@@jjman5524 he makes rat meat look good then

[@richtexas4431]

The woman at the end even asked for a bite

[@awesometd848]

Man spends £200 on a pair of trainers but not an extra £1.50 for a fillet burger? That's just wrong!

[@fadul9991]

there's levels fam

[@haksgundem6721]

Its about the cheapest pengest munch

[@abbkaz2734]

He might get the creps for free as he has got at least 90 pairs of creps

[@anigrafx]

That's priorities

[@Carltonwanks]

And his feet don't even fit in Them shoes

[@kj5394]

That Dixy used to be cold years ago with the old bossman but sadly he had a injury

[@OfficialKyleKuzma]

frrr

[@debuniinnocent4491]

"The cheapskate in me I couldn't spend an extra £1.50"😂😂😂😂

[@natalo78]

When the Pengest munch wins, it's a win for us all

[@briefcasemanx]

OMFG he called the bun "memory foam" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HassanPoyo]

3:41 man said osteoporosis 😂😂😂

[@ThekingEC7]

"brother got a medium when he was a schmedium"

[@ono1562]

Man chose a building site Portaloo as his back drop

[@craigslisp8904]

Trying to look fresh with the shoes then eating chicken near a chemical toilet

[@morganfreeman2102]

@@craigslisp8904 you’re such a salty hater bro, don’t like don’t watch 🤣

[@craigslisp8904]

@@morganfreeman2102 he can do better than eating chicken behind a toilet man. Nasty

[@T.F.T]

Respect on another 'banger'... content keeps hitting the roof. Keep inspiring! 👊🙏

[@pgl0897]

This is new territory seeing the connoisseur littering, gobbing his salt packet into the roadworks. Need to edit that.

[@smokee3820]

London chicken game is still stuck on the 90s. Come to Manchester and try out spicy dipped chicken burgers and wings and experience how far behind London has been left behind.

[@jamalbossman3969]

Truss

[@Carltonwanks]

Manchester doesn't even have broadband, in Manchester a sausage roll is seen as posh

[@simonmcmullen1129]

@@Carltonwanks manny is ghetto pal where u from Brighton

[@smokee3820]

@@Carltonwanks don't need broadband to eat a chicken burger muthafuka. We're talking chickenshops here so posh or sausage rolls don't enter the equation.

[@inthahous87]

@@Carltonwanks loooool

[@s93_]

The Vocabulary is a mad ting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@owM0441]

Swear this guy hasnt aged at all😂😂😂

[@prsu1216]

Well looking forward to this, two weeks is too long 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@XOPNYE]

The production is nearly back to the earlier days levels. 👍

[@ducks3107]

No it ain't

[@Sleepai]

@@ducks3107 CAP

[@relsss_priv]

“I’m not a liar, I’ve never lied, I never can lie”

[@Jamie678]

I heard it takes five years to train as a chef for Dixy Chicken. Amazing.

[@TheCrocks5]

Piss off 🤣

[@Jamie678]

@@TheCrocks5 I will. Remember to pull your kids in

[@TheCrocks5]

@@Jamie678 ? I just don’t believe you lol

[@Jamie678]

You what?

[@CraigEmpson]

First time I remember watching while having my tea, iceland fish strip sandwich with hellmans mayo , piff.

[@jjman5524]

Lame

[@cook9648]

You mean fish fingers?

[@I.Raza24]

Was just about to start some school revision until I saw THE MAIN MAN upload a video. Couldn't resist but to watch this. I guess school revision is delayed..

[@lorcster6694]

"they are whispering" 2:51 😂😂

[@coltbennet7962]

Camera man starting to live up to the master

[@Loophole23742]

Can’t believe watching this vid had me tempted to trek all the way to Stokey to try these wings😂 Best food ad….ever!

[@checksghee6174]

the car alarm going off fits with the beat of the video xD

[@chris-vn8sv]

feels like it’s been years since you last uploaded 😂

[@longiniusspear4565]

Mans eating chicken and chips next to a portapotty haha.

[@lblfamily86]

Looking forward to this it's been a hot minute for real

[@Adammeehan]

Bro articulated the fact that he couldn't articulate beautifully

[@kda6258]

Right in front of them toilets 😂

[@madfrankiefraser2234]

Those wings looked don. and the fist was hilarious

[@rafu9248]

The best chicken shops are in Manchester I recommend you going to Miami fried chicken and getting the spicy chicken burger it's different

[@rickkarsan4491]

CNSR leaves dem bones bare, cartilage and sinew gone. The proper way

[@RequiemRhymes]

never thought you would go to my spot, but sheesh, you've undermined my whole existence and im fully satisfied.

[@RequiemRhymes]

talk to me about year 10/11, getting to go off premises for lunch, flavours dem

[@RequiemRhymes]

burger lacking

[@oldschoolm8]

Car alarms, crying babies, sirens and random encounters with the public....I forgot how London is for a moment.

[@fxtblues]

Man tied them bags to the railings 🤣

[@IceCreamMan1923]

Edits are clean once again ✔️

[@mikesumo561]

First time that you do a crep check and I thought to myself 'what a butters pair of trainers'

[@treyzz4tW]

Man said intricate😭😭

[@jdthegreatone2757]

When the scoville units aint screaming...it always depresses me a bit no lie

[@RehyaDahhane]

Can you please do a return series where you visits some of shops from your earlier episodes like EDENS and see if they’re still vibing??

[@jjman5524]

Turks be serving rat meat, be aware,

[@Lusitano9514]

MAN SAID VERNACULAR 💯💯

[@itsonlyyoutubemate286]

This gaff has had rats so many times ... bun eating in their ... what a TRAMPY place lol

[@ComunityShots]

“bare osteoporosis“ is HILARIOUS bro

[@Jmd667]

Facts I cried at that statement 🤣

[@z0yle890]

😭😭

[@kieronhodge6503]

Went there 10 years too late my guy. Ain’t been the same since it re-opened 😢

[@montlekoka]

Man said bear osteoporosis 😭😭

[@AminHoque]

there used to be a PFC a couple hundred yards south of that Dixy on the A10. They used to do the pengest wings , 6 meal deal for £2.50! Their burgers were next level also, crispy freshly washed lettuce always. However the people who have now taken over have destroyed what once was

[@H1RFULT]

Pub then that pfc was my younger years now it’s some god forsaken shit show it will close soon

[@jojorobmum]

Rated the food high even next to the portaloo! Must be good

[@antti3608]

1:33 Bars, mans ridin the beat

[@bashimashi]

Vintage💲

[@TheCNSR]

Appreciate the appreciations my guy 🤝🏾

[@leonardolaleonardo4924]

"im from Australia" lolololo so am i fam, so am i....

[@DJIC3Y]

You should do a uk tour bro and find best places in each city

[@TheNathanael315]

No schofields😂. We get you.

[@zk4393]

Man should’ve got the sizzler burger, skimped out on the dead ting

[@tprice1735]

She dissed my man. My guy is proud to make levels of body fat. Shout out to the G.

[@tkaygg]

Brav... where was my crep check "BOOMBOW!!" That shit was missing in action 😥

[@ravisim7467]

Try sinna chicken in Edmonton!

[@ACG110]

Can’t get that toilet in the back outa my head 😂

[@lepke3133]

Man said the memory foam 😂😂😂

[@SoulClubCoffee]

such ambience dining adjacent to a portaloo

[@lumpyferret]

WORGRAWRAN CREP CHECK BOOMBAOW

[@decorumlopez9147]

good to have you back, king.

[@Jasper-Holland]

Boy eating food next to toilet lmao

[@nmoosa3338]

Video so fire set off the alarm

[@germantoenglish898]

You can't blame the chips if someone locked the sauna door on them.

[@alfieclayton2532]

TENNESELAND IN MORNINGTON CRESENT!!!! Pengest much by a mile!!!!!

[@vlogsbynazreen]

YESSSSSSSS.

[@cooly120]

Bro you gotta show us your whole shoe collection one day

[@jake..A]

How you not feeling the am90 recrafts? They're levels with the shape & comfortability.

[@TheCNSR]

The depth/volume they lost makes the silhouette sleeker, which most people like, but what made the profile of the AM90 iconic wasn't being streamlined like a 97, so the recraft did it no particular favours aesthetically. Plus with the upper being trimmed down, I feel like my foot is almost falling out the crep now. I could go on, but it's long 😅

[@bobthestinky7369]

Man really chose to stand in front of a porta loo for this

[@Pests112]

its my fav chicken shop in stokey

[@Finggy]

Compound moncleezy

[@0121d1]

how many pair of shoes do you have brother

[@B1Baller]

Mann likee 🍗💫

[@konanast4520]

do you like them nyjah free 2 creps?

[@lak5499]

Try dixie chicken on southall King Street bro..they make their own chilli sauce, strip burger is on point and wings hit differently

[@chrispeers4111]

Man got a medium when he’s a schmedium

[@RyanX1899]

I cannot eat a burger when the bun ain't toasted. Toast the buns ffs!

[@BlueArmeh88]

osteoporosis and lacking calcium for a chicken wing from dixy haha class

[@denden51]

the end part "welcome to london" he shuld have

[@mrk2938]

bro i just been there yesterday big up my man

[@MrAcceptable]

They still doing good I see they Have not changed their menu since I was a kid just the prices

[@tio6063]

always the best review if its the chicken connoisseur

[@freddiebenz6632]

Well at least you dont need to look far for a toilet if you needed it.

[@iBulgey]

All I've learnt from this video is that he doesnt lie.

[@Mohammed-tf6yd]

Black lives matter you need to rock the tee and support the community

[@racerdeth]

When have the burgers ever been good? I can't really remember any. Wings and chips is always where it's at unless you're dabbling in thighs and drums, but I know you've got a format that can't really be messed with. Gotta say those wings had me drooling. Imagine them with fresh chips. Oof.

[@ramfrancisuk]

Would ever do Fish n Chips ?

[@Flickorpow1]

man went for a chicken steak burger and complained it wasnt good lmao

[@terrifick4092]

If the munch isn't as good we don't risk the money

[@loofa2214]

chicken lackin calcium😂

[@JORDxN_RiiCH]

I always stop at this dixys the double burger slaps solid 9.5 out of ten

[@tpgear321]

Compounded spice😭