Travelling to Scotland to try a 5,400 Calorie Takeaway Munchie Box

Danny travels to Scotland and tries a 5400 calorie munchie box

[@joemanners413]

Surely I’m not the only one who came to watch this after He spoke about it on happy hour 😂

[@connorharris2119]

I had this and it wasn’t nice this was 2 years ago now. East and spice the most uk calorific food

[@rachelhudson8362]

Me too .. I missed this one

[@benhurst1037]

@Jim mcdonald boxing ✅ no u

[@darksideuser7902]

Ye I did i searched his playlist to find it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adamrawson1625]

Me to

[@alienallen7536]

The food box of death. Everything is the same colour. That ain't feeding a family, that's puttin em in a grave

[@sobek]

this gives me the shits just looking at it

[@hamdankhan319]

I think it's targeted towards hungry and drunk people not for the health conscious.

[@andytoon11]

Uncooked beef won't kill you but I can't believe the people cooking it didn't check.

[@alienallen7536]

@@andytoon11 I was on about the oil and batter bro

[@andytoon11]

@@alienallen7536 ahh fair enough

[@Micah_Lal]

This was his worst reviewed food/takeaway but my favourite episode for some reason. Always come back to watch it.

[@DevilishBeaver0]

He's sat in a really lovely location which makes the juxtaposition of horrendous food extra entertaining

[@rex86uk]

The sausage needs to go holiday abroad 🤣🤣🤣 this guy never fails to crack me up

[@charaznable8072]

The sausage remind him of his lmao.

[@notanumber1311]

"You can't polish a turd." But apparently this place can batter one.

[@Kanasubigi896]

lol nice one

[@Victory987]

The first time I head that phrase was from the movie Christine by John Carpenter. Lol funny scene.

[@twoeyedbob]

😂😂

[@radcow]

🏆Best line in comments 🏆

[@sumitrousyk8188]

Great comment 😂😂

[@dariussmith1211]

I watched the grandmas breakfast & now I can’t stop watching legend!

[@jessejames1999]

Hahaha same here

[@dr.robotnik7334]

@@jessejames1999 ditto lol

[@suzanne2905]

i started there too!!!!

[@formulacam2758]

Sameeeeee

[@garyhawkins118]

Me to and I live in thumbs up I'm going to pop in.

[@pyroed7044]

Danny's so nice even if he got food poisoning from somewhere he'd still give it a 1 for trying to cook.

[@maureenstott5530]

😂😂

[@DaveyMulholland]

Love how they put so much effort in to placing the food in the box nice and neatly.

[@barrywhite5899]

Everyone reading this from this day forward is here because they watched the Grandma’s Breakfast.... now they’re hooked EDIT: all those claiming they didn’t..... yeah ya’did

[@kobzster06]

Wow, that's exactly how I ended up here. For some reason that Grandma's breakfast video was in my feed, and now I'm here, can't stop watching.

[@Paddyman8869]

I only watched the grandmas yesterday been watching sense

[@MyBatzIsMyGunz]

Your dead right. I watched grandmas breakfask and this was the second vid hahaha. I dont know if I'm hooked though. He's only had a fry up and a shitty chip shop snackbox so far. Hardly mind blowing.

[@nodders6830]

Lol yeah spot on :)

[@globetrotternews]

True.

[@ultimatehandyman]

I've watched about ten of your videos, and this is the first time I have seen you not happy 😂😂

[@cumbrianmackem9296]

Do you blame him. I wouldn’t feed That shite to seagulls.

[@0xb1_]

@@cumbrianmackem9296 If i had to choose between eat that or pay 13 quid i would pay 13 quid even if i got nothing from it.

[@cumbrianmackem9296]

@@0xb1_ haha!! I think I’d rather take my chance with Covid19 than eat that. Better odds 😂

[@Micah_Lal]

I love your videos ultimate handyman. Learned a lot, thanks to you

[@Micah_Lal]

@Ultimate Handyman

[@spencer147]

Absolutely love your commentary, got me in stitches. That sausage looks like it needs a day in the sun 😂 brilliant

[@registeredspecialist4549]

Came back again to watch this, remembering how funny it was the first time! And look at the success Danny has had since then! Class

[@zargonthemagnificent330]

"Feed a family for £13"… but only if you really hate them.

[@chollaalertdalla9342]

😂🤣🤣

[@jacobsharpe325]

lmao

[@buchenwaldprisonersgrandso613]

When the dog won't have it and the buzzards walk away cause they're to nauseated to fly.

[@0xb1_]

Pretty accurate 😂

[@hyllaf]

hahahahahahahahha

[@-danohare1706]

This is the takeaway he was talking about from the Happy Hour Podcast

[@calm6432]

I’m literally here because of that podcast haha

[@chazteb]

@@calm6432 same lool

[@SimplePhotoshopTutorials]

This just came up in my recommended lol. Must’ve been because I watched the podcast haha

[@imonewiththeforcetheforcei3140]

Me too 😂

[@TheNathanael315]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@141Lav]

I was in hysterics when you said the sausage looks like it needs to go on holiday and it looks like a dead finger was - was too funny. There’s no way on earth I could eat any of that but well done for doing it to bring us some entertainment.😀😀😀

[@engineeringvision9507]

If you listen carefully you can hear the burger going "mooo"

[@bumbafire1146]

3:10 “Chipsnebottom” “Hapiceacrunch” “Sanglefresh” “Double sooseig” “Double hamberger” “Chetnuggets” “Onion rings” “A two lieta bootle o joos” Sounds lovely!

[@BlowinFree]

Lmao

[@johnmc3862]

Fit for a king!

[@A_S996]

Ugliest accent

[@Ferdation]

You have been chosen by the algorithm. Godspeed brother

[@createdbyshawn691]

LMAO

[@stephenkennedy9687]

hahaha

[@madeleinetwocock4293]

LOL same here

[@LordSolidusI]

Nahhh bro, I'm subscribed to this guy

[@Gematrinator]

you are half robot without even knowing it

[@tonydevey1263]

I have never heard such a polite " this is horrible review" before. Danny absolute legend for even tasting it, I would have flung in the bin

[@helvete983]

and the bin would have spat it back out :D

[@ReVocals]

@@helvete983 it would literally cause a singularity and then stop existing due to nothing wanting it to

[@oc3161]

It should have been flung across the counter back at the tosser that served it

[@blackthorn5709]

This is my all-time favourite video of Danny’s; come back and watch it again every so often and it never stops being funny. Wish you’d do some more shite places as it’s much more entertaining to watch! 😂

[@jacksmith1983]

With so many legitimately great takeaways around, it's amazing people are willing to settle for cheap, inedible crap like this. The saying you get what you pay for has never seemed more apt.

[@MrSlendyMannn]

Agreed. I’ve got a place near me and it’s your typical and local takeaway place that dabbles in pizza, kebab, wraps, chips, wedges, burgers and whatever else and their burgers/pizzas are really nice. I then see someone settle for something like what Danny got from this trash dump and I’m sat there thinking “what why”.

[@findlay1arches]

As a Scotsman I can only apologise to you for being served that shit. We do actually have decent take aways and restaurants I swear lol

[@thinkinghmmmm]

Defo lmao

[@Spike20101000]

Aye, they saw him coming. We've so many interesting takeaways. My local curry is actually spot on for a shack in the middle of a rural village.

[@Chopperdriver]

There are some amazing restaurants in the strangest places. I ate at a small pub in South Ayrshire and it was like a Michelin star restaurant. Sorry about that Danny.

[@essendoubleO.P]

@@Chopperdriver where was that pal?

[@Chopperdriver]

@@essendoubleO.P Going back a few years now. It was near Straiton but I'll ask the all-wise one and see if she remembers.

[@exicityyt5345]

I like the fact that he is never disrespectful even when the chips were raw he simply said there not for him very professional

[@DaveEd2499.]

well he's reviewing the food, it's the whole point, raw chips is not just laziness but it's unprofessional and should he treated as such

[@exicityyt5345]

@@DaveEd2499. did u just not read my comment...

[@MrCheesyBaconBits]

Uncooked food is not for him? Id say that applies to everyone mate, there is being polite then there is being just bad at what you are trying to do. You can't give people a pass on serving you raw food... glad it wasn't any of the meat

[@exicityyt5345]

@@MrCheesyBaconBits Ur not reading my comment bro he was polite about it when he could have said that it was shit and that he wouldn't give it to a dead person

[@MrCheesyBaconBits]

@@exicityyt5345 Saying something is bad is NOT disrespectful if its true, you can't have a food reviewer making raw food seem acceptable just because he doesn't wanna hurt any feelings.

[@margueritamoloney3503]

Love all your videos Danny this one you had me weak laughing 😂 🤣👍happy new year wishing you all the best for 2022

[@dan4353]

The way he bent the sausage had me rolling😂😂😂

[@bradlombardo7948]

I can’t believe that when I guy shows up with a camera and going to put on KZbin that they don’t give him the best damn food box that they have ever made. Time to call the health department. Save some lives.

[@danicahiggins7270]

What if they *did* make the best damn food box they've ever made?! 🤮

[@LordSolidusI]

@@danicahiggins7270 They probably did, and that's very concerning

[@brainrot4919]

I mean have you never watched kitchen nightmares?

[@herbert9241]

Maybe the locals like it that way.

[@elvisGT]

They will do fuck all - same Samir working there ,.,,,

[@topworstmedia5413]

This guy is putting his life as risk so we don’t have to. True hero!!!

[@chollaalertdalla9342]

He was eating that shite b4 though

[@troyounce3295]

No, he's killing himself quickly for views. Entertaining but let's be real

[@cossythepoacher]

Jokers who operate takeaways such as this should be closed down and banned from ever running anything like it ever again! Selling such disgusting food only highlights their arrogant, contemptible attitude toward the local people! Would the owners ever eat that s##t!?

[@jamesrodney951]

Lol I don’t think someone eating fatty foods is a “hero” 😂

[@shanegeneral3874]

Love the reaction after a bite of the pizza!

[@coreym8145]

the worse thing is, they saw you with a camera and stuff. they knew you were filming and they still chose to serve you that. imagine what they are giving to their regular customers.

[@Micah_Lal]

Danny's such a nice guy, he almost seems apologetic for giving this terrible food a low score. Even gave them a bonus point for the Irn Bru.

[@GP-fx2ib]

👌

[@williamhobbs4202]

As a Scot I’m gunna have to apologise and say that looked fuckin horrific, the ones where I live are class

[@bigmalky.]

Me too😔

[@gerardburton1081]

So bossman is still hungry. The food must be really off putting for him not to eat the food. I will be surprised if this place is still open in six months time.

[@FranP93]

The only good thing about that meal was the Irn-bru

[@gerardburton1081]

@@FranP93 agreed. Bossman had to go to another takeaway to get his food.

[@cmykimberly]

I'm used to a munchie box being, donner, mixed pakora, chips, onion rings, and sauce. This looked awful, wish he had got a decent munchie box.

[@jeanpierre.durrant]

You took one, for the team! Thank you, my hero!!! 😋😄👍🏽

[@millyandmaisy2082]

This is one of my favourite videos it made me cry laughing!!!

[@Oldlard]

Danny is a top bloke. He feels bad marking places down and before now the lowest mark I've seen is 6. Most places get an 8 or 9. The fact he gave this place a 1 speaks volumes.

[@loz1991]

The place he gave a six didn't look six either so this must have been awful. Poor guy drove up to Scotland for for

[@Robster6480]

If you’re feeding your family with that shit, social services need to be involved!

[@philipglancy8593]

"enough to feed a family" More like enough to kill a family lol

[@hueong574]

You're sounding like a Souf F.C supporter. Disgusting.

[@jacobmassey3897]

@@philipglancy8593 I think this country can do without the sort of families that eat this crap anyway lol.

[@gotya2624]

I mean it’s very standard in the uk in general when I would have something like this it would be ribs wings and chips fired sausage trash 🗑 fried pizza is ok if it’s just a bit onion rings are good but they do it trash and chips vary on place

[@Chirpingcherub]

Can everyone chill it’s a joke

[@MrWonderballs]

danny, you was a brave man trying that, even the ducks swam away when they realised it was a munchies box

[@SM-pr1qt]

‘You better off dragging a fish out the pond on the side of me’ 😂😂

[@tobyw3880]

That burger 😂😂😂 a good vet could bring that back to life

[@calinmihaibota3281]

Crazy 🤣🤣

[@buchenwaldprisonersgrandso613]

If he put the collar back on bet it could find it's way home. 😲

[@royalhero4608]

@@buchenwaldprisonersgrandso613 Yeah back to wherever rats live lol

[@deekleeshy7957]

Quick tip from a Scottish native. Anywhere with Spicy, East or West in its name. Steer clear!

[@paulp1008]

puke take aways...

[@helvete983]

Think you can apply that anywhere. If they have to give you a clue about what you are about to eat then it's probably shite.

[@StreetDrilla]

what kind of business can think this is good enough to put out. How are the owners not bankrupt?

[@mrgeebus]

​@@StreetDrilla it's been in business for over 17 years too (we moved away from Greenock in 2008, it had been around for at least 2 years then).

[@Gorguruga]

Watching this is helping me lose weight as it's put me off eating breakfast this morning. Thanks Danny.

[@davidjackson1634]

Omg! Is that a family crunch box YUM yum 😋....LOL I've watched this 10 times now makes me laugh every time.

[@KingDiomedes]

He eats this so you don’t have to. The man is a legend and a hero.

[@airzulu2733]

Absolutely

[@nursejanainholland1978]

Not ALL heroes wear capes

[@gbland1994]

You have to ask questions when you see vinegar poured out of a Tropicana bottle with a hole in top 😂 2:57

[@forexalised9053]

The food might be shit but, how does recycling a vessel mean anything at all? The planets dying mate.

[@Harrisongarrison0800]

@@forexalised9053 is T

[@designifyable]

@@forexalised9053 true, but single-use plastic shouldn't be reused for food purposes since the plastic can degrade. You can do this yourself if you want at home by any means, but it looks really weird for a professional restaurant to do this. Why can't they just buy a glass container to keep it in so then no plastic is being used? Lol

[@balconybbq6582]

@@forexalised9053 kazza

[@davidstephen6753]

@@designifyable True enough, but in the context of this dump in Greenock, the last of their worries should be the reused plastic bottle.

[@carlosmorlin3280]

Hiya Danny! Love your channel, me and the Mrs watch you all the time! I’m a Scot living down South but I have great memories of a really good Fish n Chip shop in Edinburgh that needs your review! I was truly shocked by what you experienced at ‘East West’ takeaway- I’ve never seen such a sea of beige as that tray of food that was foisted on you! I agree with your rating - 1 maybe 2 at best, just cos of the Irn Bru. Anyway, this Edinburgh Chippie, it’s called L’Alba D’Oro- Fabulously done fish! Ask for the Haddock Supper (Fish n Chips). Pizzas are also great- they are Italians so they damn good at this- The Fiorentino, if memory serves me right, was brilliant and well tasty!!! Get the battered mushrooms as well as the deep-fried Mars bar!!! I tell you, you won’t want for much more! It’s not super cheap but the old saying is true here, you get what you pay for! Let me know if you think it’s worth coming up for again! There are quite few other nice takeaways in Edinburgh like Indian, Chinese and especially Italian. Italian family chippies seem to make the best FIsh and Chips, (FACs)! I’ve been all over UK with my job and I always make a point of trying the FAC in each town. Maybe I should have set up a KZbin channel to review takeaways…..oooh noooo, that’s your job!!!! Let me know please, what ya think. Take care, Carlos L’Alba D’Oro address: 7 Henderson Row Edinburgh EH3 5DH Scotland

[@CoyoteRacing]

I think Ive just found my new favorite channel

[@Shadow-zz2ry]

He travelled all the way to Scotland for that crap. Legend. Cholesterol.

[@Faliat]

Should have walked back to burn it off lol.

[@Shadow-zz2ry]

@@Faliat burnt the dead man's fingers. 😝

[@lindseygordon3406]

Should have took it back & got a refund for coming all that way

[@GameNwatch82]

That’s a night in the royal infirmary for you lol sadly all pizza crunches are like that . Even though it’s cheap as chips can beat it with some thick curry sauce . But from my local lol

[@Faliat]

@@GameNwatch82 The best pizza crunches are the ones you make at home yourself. A decent quality deep fryer big enough for a quarter of a regular sized good quality oven pizza or half a mini one that pays itself back in superior pizza crunches and in how much money you save overall compared to ordering in is only about £30.

[@SamWarrren420]

This is what happens when Car Share doesn’t get another series

[@mvashton]

I knew he was a familiar face! Good on Peter!

[@Vert-.]

Killer response 😂😂

[@jonjo1111]

@@Vert-. a.aa

[@mrozmodio1]

Thats what I was thinking too hahaha

[@boneygator4466]

Jonny vegas love child

[@Aelwyn666]

That was so funny. I laughed from beginning to end.

[@TFSO]

Every time I watch these videos my mouth waters and makes me want a huge feast lol

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

I like how an inedible meal with a raw burger still gets a 2/10. What will it take to get lower than a 2?

[@siemreijs1200]

Rotten

[@YouTubeSpareTime]

LOL. He gave it 2/10 because it came with a bottle of Irn Bru, otherwise it would have been 1/10.

[@grayd98]

Probably not include the irn bru

[@solaireofastora7178]

Food Poisoning

[@user-qg4ch1sf9r]

It’s not raw

[@JoeCasanovax]

Whoever recommended this place to Danny was clearly doing it as a wind-up. That burger will make you unwell.

[@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261]

I'd be literally spraying that out of my bumhole within 12 hours of eating it, guaranteed.

[@royalhero4608]

@@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 Through the eye of a needle lol

[@Madchris8828]

I'm just trying to figure out why you couldn't put the thing on a griddle till its not raw looking at the least, then fry the thing. Absolutely horrid

[@busteredwards2319]

we have probably all ate something like this coming home from town at 2 am in the morning then blamed the beer for it gushing out your bum hole at 100 mph at 5 am ?

[@aidenhorton18]

@@chattyman4740 I think it was a spam burger which normally look like that but still awful quality

[@SIEBEGORMEN]

13 quid to feed a suicidal family

[@joeleadbetter8736]

I liked the way the boss man got his wallet out from his back pocket for the change. A real clue to the dodgy business he's running.

[@hiddenknowledge2012]

None of them take card transactions. I swear to god. Every single kebab shop in the entire town.

[@debbieu6565]

Don’t be silly..That's incase they were robbed so the till isn’t full of notes..The shit hole needs shutting down its rank..

[@nine-xs6nc]

@@debbieu6565 more like tax evasion lol

[@debbieu6565]

@@nine-xs6nc aye and that lol 😂

[@_-4232]

Did it in confidence with a camera pointed at him as well.

[@emmabridges2549]

People are worried about a virus killing them when there's a takeaway serving death in a box 🤣🤣🤣

[@handsvsfood2781]

haha!

[@kbrown6763]

I do believe you are dying to eat a box yourself.

[@johnowen7302]

That's most takeaway

[@BLANCO-H.U.D]

😂😂😂 ffs that’s so true I couldn’t of put it any better myself LMFAO

[@jdp6764]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Mellow6996]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Danny please be honest more often. This episode is soooo funny!. I've come here from the comments from GG's episode today!

[@McKlunkers]

I immediately can't stop watching these reviews

[@liamcinq]

I'm from Scotland and we'd call that box 'rotten' so many decent places but don't buy a chippy munchies box from a kebab shop.

[@adventuresinverdansk1687]

haha so true. he fucked it

[@4_times_college_dropout_tr24]

then again, being able to get a kebab with fish and chips is very convenient. I found a few kebab shops that are better than chippies. Fish just excellent, chips, everything. All comes down to the people running the place and whether they care or not.

[@Xkeli84x]

I'm from Scotland too, and that ain't no munch box I've ever saw 😂😂

[@jamiemcguire3907]

Exactly

[@mrbrittas2243]

if the scotish wont eat it then theres no hope for that place

[@Killenmachine05]

this is one of those restraunts you see on kitchen nightmares that thinks their food is good and doesnt understand why their business is failing.

[@Killenmachine05]

@S p im not saying I wouldnt eat the fuck out of it after a long night of drinking

[@FatherDinny]

@@Killenmachine05 don’t lie mate, even with drink in you i highly doubt you’d munch down on half-cooked food

[@kirktongue6544]

@Barry Burton how it's shit

[@kirktongue6544]

@Barry Burton do they still do batterd Mars bars

[@dickoos]

@Barry Burton I'm sorry mate but you must have low standards or be very naive?

[@sckrawn]

I'm a new fan and I'm glad to see a honest take on the food it looks Rank mate, it's prob sold to drunk people at the end of a night out

[@hightackle7998]

I could watch this all day

[@jamiebell6242]

This bloke just saved some lives.... top stuff.

[@Rache28]

When he said that the sausage needed to go on holiday and get a tan! LMAO!! That was priceless!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johngardner4077]

so did i. nearly died

[@Rache28]

@@johngardner4077 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@MrJamieCee]

1:32 Danny, in an attempt to make small talk with a man he met that very same day: *”So is it big then?”*

[@jwsuicides8095]

A friend in Scotland introduced me to the munchie box about 10 years ago. We ordered one for a laugh. It was much better than the one here. Edible food with more variety. Unhealthy of course. I didn't think these were designed for families but for drunk people in the middle of the night.

[@balconybbq6582]

"This sausage needs a tan" "this burger has warts" 😂😂 don't change

[@johnny5805]

That Scottish salad looks delicious !

[@craigbrown9940]

Love the videos mate.

[@scottscott232]

I really like Danny's sincerity and honesty in his reviews. I'd eat anywhere that he rates as having excellent food, and avoid anywhere that he says isn't providing good food. Massive thumbs up and kudos to the cameraman, who I think always does an excellent job of providing fantastic photography and editing of the work.

[@AyubPatel123]

Goodness me I've never seen someones subscriber numbers sky rocket like yer man here... Mans popped up as a recommendation a few days ago & if ever a fella should be on telly it's this man. In this toxic rather hate filled world this man is the perfect antidote.

[@lauralishes1]

Unfortunately a lot of the toxic hate filled people followed.

[@dylvasey]

''Mans'' ???? Grow up kid.

[@Covlogistics]

Love this guy funny jolly character he’s a show on his own reminds me of Peter Kay

[@lewistillett206]

@@dylvasey what??

[@slanjbo]

@@dylvasey it's common UK slang, if you're bored of the food maybe you'll learn something watching.

[@JamesP69]

Laughing my ass off 'You'd be better off dragging a fish out the pond behind me here" hahaha

[@josephpeakman4044]

i should be sleeping but am watching this big northern bloke eat takeaways, youre a legend pal keep it up

[@samuelgreenlees1859]

same

[@MT-we4vu]

Same

[@danialahmed3849]

lol same

[@CME1994]

As a Scotsman, that looked absolutely horrible. Who ever told you to try this place must’ve been trying to take the piss 😂

[@theshakter]

A piss head told him

[@neilwilson5785]

It do be a troll. i enjoyed it.

[@archhh9622]

What a pillick

[@Suzanne-zu1xo]

Looks. Absolutely. Boggin

[@elreventa]

This is shocking, there are some fantastic takeaways in Greenock he could have tried. The best ice cream I've ever had is at the West Station cafe Greenock.

[@charliejolly6022]

"Bleeding dead finger", hilarious!

[@gregcooney7852]

Hi Danny, I decided to watch this video again. I'm pissing myself laughing. "they look like fingers". Brilliant! 😂

[@oliverlewis9080]

Grandma's kitchen made me feel warm inside, this came on afterwards and now I'm having an existential crisis.

[@judefrith6265]

This man is two things; simple & effective. And I fucking love it. I’m sick of all these pretentious food reviewers, this bloke will eat anywhere. Proper down to earth with good banter😂.keep smashing it out Danny🔥👊

[@Denizen36]

This is the only time I've seen Danny give a bad review, but looking at all the dry undercooked food I don't blame him. They threw a fucking raw beef burger into a fryer. The place should honestly be shut down for doing that. If you're gonna have a box of fried food, even if it was better quality and actually cooked, you'd expect some sauce to go with it. Fried food from a cheap takeaway is always going to be dry and fairly tasteless, I couldn't eat any of that without eat least ketchup.

[@qxqp]

Ketchup? You need mayo for that lot. A mountain of it. Might then be slightly edible

[@babyishsquash]

The guy looked so disappointed when you said you wanted that 🤣🤣🤣

[@jimmysnailshoes]

I started watching with Grandma's kitchen and now this, from the sublime to the ridiculous

[@jakebowler3678]

Same 😂

[@deanoreilly2258]

Same as 🤣🤣 its ollie Ball in 30 year 🤣

[@jakebowler3678]

@@deanoreilly2258 😂

[@joemartin4621]

Same! Lol

[@qdawg4033]

Same here 😎

[@Wandering_Nowhere]

That takeaway's motto: batter it, whatever it is, batter it.

[@gregorkirk2800]

Imma just assumed ur not scottish then😂. A pizza crunchy is the best thing ever

[@mrmegahousefly]

Linda Smith went to a Scottish takeaway. She said even her change was covered in batter.

[@lapiz_]

@@gregorkirk2800 Yessss

[@royalhero4608]

Battered pizza box

[@bigmac7228]

Yeah a lot of kids go missing in that area pmsl 🤣🍽

[@Justyoutubeshortz]

Danny needs to do more bad takeaways. His face reactions and comments are priceless. Let alone this being the most viral takeaway he's done lol.

[@Mattn-lb1ps]

Grandma's kitchen has the most views. Which was a great place. So he doesn't need to do bad places.

[@justgrand3429]

3:13 The way he tells you what's in that stomach ache inducing box is hilarious.

[@Alfredromeothatsme]

"Hey boss, you want me dump these stale pizza bases?'" "No way, throw them in some batter and I will fry them up and add them in the munchie box."

[@ChoobChoob]

This is actually accurate. Next thing you know they'll batter and fry balls of unsold lamb biriyani.

[@0xb1_]

@@ChoobChoob Next thing you know they'll get the meat from the ducks nearby the pond and deep fry it

[@0xb1_]

More like 16p Asda pizza and leave the crust in the fridge for 3 weeks then serve to customers

[@ElselchoGaming]

@@0xb1_ Unironically, that would be delicious.

[@0xb1_]

@@ElselchoGaming wow

[@jayzui_9564]

Dude this guy is ace, no ego, not pretending to be someone, just being himself, me and the guys in the office was just singing your praises pal. I'd never watch food review club after seeing your content dude seen a lot of it too!

[@GrahamByrne63]

I heard the seagulls in the background shouting 10/10 👌🤣🤣

[@johnmc3862]

It all 10/10 now, great to see food has improved so much. 😂😂😂

[@ecb2]

C'mon. The employee dude was so sheepish the whole time. That was a pretty clear sign.

[@kevinsummers6080]

"When it comes to the fish... I'd have better luck pulling one out of the pond here" Lmao

[@rebekahfield4083]

This might be the funniest review! I thought at the start he grew a mullet, I thought look at the state; and was laughing, then realised it was a wig converted in a Scottish hat! I loved the effort he put in! Then he referred to the Sausages as a 'dead finger!' Also ' needs an holiday that,' Frickin' split my side's up, this whole review!

[@weeziepuff13]

I feel sorry for all the animals that gave their lives for that meal.

[@0xb1_]

😂 Same

[@toprod1000]

I doubt there is even any sort of meat in all that shit

[@SecuritySpecial]

Minced Swan from the lake and the fingers of some poor scotch bloke who took one last swim in the Loch (lock?) of floating crisp packets!

[@Mike-tb9xq]

Yea, poor cats and dogs 😔

[@0xb1_]

@@Mike-tb9xq lol

[@mousecharger]

Just rewatching this again oh my god your face I'm proper laughing out loud😂😂😂😂

[@webtraveler6654]

This review was legendary!

[@Barry4B]

That batter isn’t there to compliment the food it’s there to disguise it !

[@happyhavoc-]

been randomly recommended this channel from youtube and this is absolute gold

[@gaz8177]

Same 😀👍.. this guys entertaining as f..K

[@charp7278]

He really should do more bad ones genius content and you’ll know he’ll be honest and try his best to like it

[@stevesteve5785]

I come back to this video and eat food while watching it, even tho I know its the worst one, strange I know

[@iantho]

This review is comedy gold - he is suffering to save the rest of us, a true hero!

[@cyoohoos]

You know is a small business when the owner pulls out his wallet to give change. And this turned my stomach.

[@deanmcgivney5138]

@Darren Obrien i thought that fella shocking box that one 🤣

[@NFFC1865]

@@DS-mr6pp having lived in Scotland for many years, deep fried pizza is the worse thing ever. Give me haggis any day.

[@dazza1872]

@@NFFC1865 not exactly gonna be scrannin haggis after a hangover but

[@NFFC1865]

@@dazza1872 best thing for it mate, trust me I had many a hangover in Scotland. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dazza1872]

@@NFFC1865 😂😂😂

[@eamonnquigley2125]

one big box off lard we have all been there then when its down the hatch we all regret it ............................. love this guy hes brilliant

[@MD-gc4xq]

Watched again for the 4th time, it’s hilarious

[@1welshdevil]

Loving these videos, Grandma's breakfast made me mega jealous, this made me thankful to be on keto, this looks absolutely rank. I'm surprised you didn't have food poisoning, it looks uncooked. Your personality is incredible, I've watched about eight of your videos today, hooked.

[@Capricorn_IV]

Scotland's finest establishment! Food to die for... Literally! 😁

[@lapiz_]

As a greenock man… I’d say so! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍

[@FeedbackPete1]

We call that pond the Murdieston Dam lol. I've never had a pizza crunch but Ive had the deep fried pizza minus the batter many times and love it. Not had anything from this particular takeaway. The burger inside may not have looked the best and a deep fried pizza is a cheap pizza. But I think it's just a Scottish thing that we are used to all that up here. We like to deep fry everything lol even the Mars Bars.