The Perfect Absurdity of Cyberpunk 2077

[@Th3Jez]

here's the other green screen vid I made about Bungie's worst story ever 👉 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGfdi4VsgdCCg68&ab_channel=Th3Jez you're a curious one aren't you 😏 maybe check you're subscribed to the channel?

[@thepopmanbrad]

way ahead of you i made sure the bell is ticked so that i get the notifications

[@danrichards6343]

I started getting Mtashed raid shadow legend ads on KZbin, when am I gonna see daddy j3b

[@astra_az20]

You know I'm already subscribed~

[@RedRaiderPenguin]

comment for the algo

[@andrewvanderploeg761]

Jez have you ever thought destiny is peepee poopoo?

[@danrichards6343]

You can see his inner “monotone complainy guy” coming out in this vid and I missed it❤️

[@octoqueen7944]

inner?

[@PopARift]

@@octoqueen7944inner

[@howitzer4393]

@@octoqueen7944that is indeed a word

[@syro2412]

reminds me of his in a nutshell series.

[@memereview305]

As a massive Cyberpunk nerd, Arasaka being Amazon is true, because they forgot to put washrooms for the grunts

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Except Arasaka is Japanese, not American.

[@deathloop935]

If you are cyberpunk nerd you never look at cyberpunk red and the pen and paper game 😂 cyberpunk is way older and Mike Pondsmith (the creator of cyberpunk) shows how actually the world is. The military stuff, the big ass companies with all the bullshit and much more. Cyberpunk shows how the world can be or how the world actually is right now. Woman selling his body on onlyfans, social media ruined the human standards, food gonna be more expensive and politicians are way more corrupted.

[@archaean2331]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 Ah yes. Nationality is the major discrepancy here.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@archaean2331 plus, Arasaka actually makes technology that can benefit mankind

[@MrTavrosNitram]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 and of course faux immortality for the 1% of the 1%

[@TheShadowkrab]

This game left me in a deep inescapable depression for months after my several hundred hour gamesave just up and corrupted.

[@jeehoonoh]

Haha and here I was thinking the story affected you that much at first

[@TheShadowkrab]

@@jeehoonoh the story was great, if it wasn't I probably wouldn't have tried to 100% it

[@SjPedro]

i got glitched out of the platinum trophy for this game and I have yet to emotionally and financially recover

[@brettadiah10]

Waiting for this game to drop to like $20 to finally play it.

[@TheShadowkrab]

@@brettadiah10 best you're gonna find is $30 on CD Keys, and if this is anything like when Witcher 3 got it's Next Gen Update, the lowest price is gonna go up.. would definitely get it now rather than wait a few more years.

[@MattIsAVampire]

I don't know why this took an entire month to show up on my feed but glad to catch it! Appreciate the non-D2 content. I quit months ago and am probably not returning.

[@Goose683]

RIP to Jez who played through the game when they just rework the entire game today.

[@simpletimes2819]

yea i literally just now got back into it since week 1, waited for 2.0 and phantom liberty

[@matthewprue1010]

I am so happy to see another one of these types of videos. It shows a different and more eloquent side of your personality while still managing to be extremely entertaining. Keep up the great work man. I can't wait to see where you go creatively post GM content!

[@projectgg6730]

tbh the fact adam smasher couldn't stop v and jackie breaks the lore so hard lmao. the dude can move faster than bullets with his tech lol. Either the lore was put aside for a moment for an epic moment or delmain is literally the best car service ever 😂

[@TheKaffinated]

Loved it, especially the shout out to letting artist do their thing free from a dog pile of ad ppl.

[@Th3Jez]

thank you for the tip, very generous Kaff

[@GoatedAtNFS]

that thumbnail was eyecatching

[@Th3Jez]

THANK YOU NO ONE EVER COMPLIMENTS THE THUMBNAIL

[@SliceyMcHackHack]

Jez just causally bringing back some of his greatest content ever and acting like its not an absolute banger.. Easily one of the best videos out right now

[@kellenmims2400]

Not by any means.

[@sliimetown5387]

my guy took a stab at EVERYONE lmaooooo, also the "retired Mr T." took me out hahaha

[@NachtBogen]

I really like these synopsis videos. Yeah the story was certainly something. I was getting into the whole heist and enjoying myself. Got wrapped up in the escape scene. Only for bugs to bring me crashing down when Jackie's gun was still in his hand during the cutscne and the following car chase scene involved invisible guns

[@taa347]

Jez giving me the history of the universe is the best thing since Furless dogs and the halo rings. This is basically monotone complainy guy for the new age and I'm here for it

[@chronic_leuk7463]

3:30 “He watches jake Paul box everyday bro” fixed it for you jezzers 👍

[@VivoD]

I stunlocked myself imagining the sheer amount of troubleshooting that Jeb would be embroiled in if he was actually in the world of Cyberpunk 2077. 77/10 video, can't wait for the next one.

[@lukehenry1708]

This video unironically makes me want to go play Cyberpunk 2077

[@OMDolton84]

This is great. It's like someone took Monotone Complainy Guy, dialled up the sarcasm and added a pinch of eloquence. More please.

[@tonyc.7150]

So it might be time for another play through because if you havent played 2.0 along with the expansion Phantom Liberty holy shit its a must play

[@josezumbi3126]

does anybody know the name of the song that is playing in the background at 12:25?

[@saintsholl545]

Fun fact, if you have the "threat detector" in your eye (it highlights enemies that have detected you) Adam smasher is highlighted as soon as he enters the room, and he's staring at you dead on as you're hiding... Which is mildly terrifying. Also, absolutely loved the video. Cyberpunk is probably in my top 5 games of all time and I'm looking forward to the DLC in 5 days!

[@TheHeadincharge]

To be clear, this is because all boss enemies are coded to detect you at all times for gameplay reasons.

[@ExtraordinaryFate]

@@TheHeadincharge This dude thought it was that much deeper.

[@taXicity]

Cyberpunnk will age like fine wine. I didn't realize i had 300 hours in this game and I'm doing my 3rd playthrough for the Phanotm Liberty. It's a flawed game, but damn is it miles above anything not relesead by from From Software these days. I just started Phanotm Liberty, and it's actually insanely good.

[@xBelial]

bro using amped camera effects nostalgia out the ass

[@plexyglass429]

A really funny note about the slaughtomatic is it emplores you NOT TO RELOAD it and instead buy another one. It also holds 32 rounds but the warranty is voided once you shoot 20 of them, after that there are cases of them exploding in peoples hands.

[@Dancers_]

jez and his editor are the perfect duo

[@pdpMASTERP]

I'm glad your branching out into other games!

[@Reeator]

This is one of THE funniest videos i have ever seen, please continue this as a series 😂

[@lucyarisato6850]

I’m heartbroken, because as much as I want to watch this, I somehow managed to avoid most story spoilers, and while I know that this is gonna be indecipherable chatspeak mixed with memes, I know there’s also going to be phenomenal to watch. Should I just come back once I’ve played through Cyberpunk? EDIT: Thanks y’all, I’ll hold off on Monotone Complainy Guy’s latest disasterpiece until Phantom Liberty drops. I look forward to coming back to this!

[@juniejulynie]

yes very much so, also delete this comment before some doofus decides to spoil something to you

[@apoqliphort3614]

This video is only about the first act. It's worth playing through before watching, but you don't need to do the whole game.

[@benstrong2649]

People have already answered, but I'm weighing in anyway since there's like 2 hours to kill before the upcoming CDPR stream and the huge new free update for Cyberpunk hopefully dropping. (Which gives this video some pretty funny timing) All the stuff shown in the video is basically just from the game's prologue, so I wouldn't stress humongous story spoilers. That being said; pretty much the whole first act of Cyberpunk was spoiled in its initial marketing, which I personally found kinda took away that emotional impact from a lot of the significant events in the early game, so going in blind might be a good idea if you've managed to dodge spoilers so far. Either way these next few weeks should be a pretty good time to jump into the game, with the aforementioned huge update 2.0 that's looking to revamp and redesign almost all of the game's systems.

[@chillhour6155]

the games story and characters are amazing, defnitly do everything except try to buy every car in the game.unless you want

[@Thankfuldead]

it seems like he just covers the tutorial before they release you into the open world in this video.

[@martiadan392]

So happy to see you branch out in content. You seem to be really enjoying yourself. I personally love this type of videos so I'd be delighted to see you keep it up. Quality stuff as always my guy.

[@pdpMASTERP]

They didn't kill Brick, he's alive, you can even save him during the deal.

[@Th3Jez]

THEY METAPHORICALLY KILLED HIM AS THE LEADER

[@Wearypinkle]

I know this style of video is way more effort than a trials vid, but Jez is really good at this. love the content.

[@thepsychicmist7203]

I really hope the next entry comes out soon

[@195freelance]

What a masterpiece Jez. You can see how your content has grown over the years to become something wholly your own with this vid it's amazing

[@2ane]

Yeah Jackie Welles is certainly one of the most memorable characters in Video Game history for me, there is this little dialogue you have with him while waiting in the Hotel Room at Konpeki Plaza where he wonders about Yorinobu Arasaka leaving his family. You could just dismiss this as exposition dump by the writers but it actually fits the character so well as Yorinobu had everything that Jackie wants so desperately and threw it all away seemingly on a whim while Jackie and V are there betting their own lifes in order to get it. Just great writing from the characters point of view.

[@DeepSeaProctologist]

Jez we um might need some more non D2 content from you... This was good

[@Saint-8]

I used this video as background noise at first and then found myself closing Minecraft and watching this on repeat like three times. Amazing.

[@RidingAShoppingCart]

Absolutely loved this! Please make more cyberpunk ones following the rest of the plot if possible :)

[@X3noac1d]

This was the best Cyber Punk play through I’ve seen and I’m very excited to see the rest. I love these style of videos.

[@armoredtitan54]

This video was very entertaining and just long enough to not be too intimidating to step into your green screen content. I will be watching more of these

[@MichaelMiller-bs3tz]

Its nice to know that Jez has a healthy game life outside Destiny 2.

[@Mr.Linguini]

From the studio that brought you “The Worst Story Bungie Ever Told” comes this banger video - featuring Hot Boi Summer But Wearing Sexy Tight Pants This Time. Green Screen Hot Boi discusses important topics such as pixelated titties and militarized ambulances, with a dash of “advertisements of today make me pp smol and soft, we should change it.” I don’t think I can describe how nice it is to wake up at 5am and get ready for work with a video from Daddy Jez playing in the background to constantly grab your attention and make you forget that you actually have to do something meaningful with your day. Love you man, never change ❤

[@chelsfps]

These style of videos have always interested me. I’m really glad to see another one! I personally haven’t played cyberpunk yet but your input on everything was definitely really interesting! Excited to see more of these types of videos!

[@elijahvijaykumar2106]

Always happy to see new jez content regardless of game

[@Emeowy]

19:44 I find it more... relaxing, tbh, to know you can change your body whichever way youd like in this universe, you could even make yourself gigachad

[@cokefurious6126]

I wish jez would appear in random parts of my vision to narrate my life and choices

[@FreezThaw]

Jez this is seriously some great content, good work! Editor you did great as well!

[@patricksullivan1504]

One day, I'll be able to tell my grandchildren that I was there for the green screen era of Th3Jez's content, and they'll look at me and say, "What the hell are you talking about you old geezer? Go back to the old folks home."

[@thatguygamermo]

Loving your monologue content dude. When you upload it brightens my day. And I rewatch I can really get behind your sence of humour. God bless. You’re super cute. And also looking hella good my guy.

[@silkky_]

Your writing in these types of videos is unbelievable. Absolutely amazing

[@hybridthe0ry1]

Variety gaming? On my Jez videos? Im absolutely here for it.

[@a_toby_a]

11:21 what is that background music, i know what it is but i dont...

[@spicypotato9745]

The cut off FU- at 16:22 had me rolling

[@spyguy888]

1:56 my dad and his friend made me watch Starsky and Hutch every night for a week at the beach. What a wild series. Was a great show though. Very glad I wasn’t able to go to sleep until we watched 6 episodes every night.

[@thecompanioncube4211]

Wow that office guy with gun in his mouth ad is also something I noticed... 3 years ago!!! And it still engrained in my brain. Bravo environment designers and artists at CDPR.

[@zephbrown5483]

Honestly loved this! Very fresh and love your touch of “Jez” aka “monotone complainy guy” aka “a literal guy” in this

[@pointnemo72]

I started watching Jez in the beginning of Destiny. I stopped playing D2 because i couldn't stand it anymore. Glad to see Jez pick up CP2077😁.

[@josephbaxter2439]

This is the funniest video I've seen in a month, this is my new favorite cyberpunk video ever.

[@finnrobinson8200]

I love the rebrand from: ‘monotone complainy guy’ to ‘montotone explainy guy’

[@KomodoToast]

these kinds of videos from you are my crack, and my lord are you an excellent dealer jez.

[@lintdoge9259]

Can't believe I didn't know this existed for 5 months. Great video

[@jakeharrington1552]

Love this type of vid Jez! Super entertaining, wish I could have you narrate my life

[@brighamcashin3439]

Absolutely love this style of video from you!

[@resentfusion5634]

Hyped for the other CP vids. Green screen Jez cured my depression.

[@joe4007]

U may want to reword this, my friend

[@Daishi0861]

I appreciate monotone complainy guy having a genuine connection with a video game character for once.

[@Pat-The-Cat]

Finally! More variety content from the jez-miester! Update: god the editing was fantastic XD

[@ScarfBenderKorra]

Love you the video! Happy to keep watching different types of content

[@williamtrombone0745]

Jez continues his slow pivot into thoughtful, well-reasoned and heartfelt video games criticism (with a healthy amount of shitposting sprinkled in) and I am here for it. I give it 6 months until the hbomberguy collab.

[@roniinumerals179]

This was awesome man! I love being able to see how good you are at writing things like this

[@Voupes]

I love this new type of content, Jez, this stuff really makes my scringly dingly

[@ryanananimator]

*undinglies your scringly*

[@Voupes]

@@ryanananimator Nooooo!

[@larrytheloose]

This video was a gem. Lines right up with my philosophies, especially my tendency toward absurdism as a survival tool. le-meow and TY

[@TheArrivalCyberse]

Always love me some good Th3 "shooty shoot no thinky think" Jez content.

[@Fimuss]

Can't wait to see more of this style of content from you Jez!

[@cultleadr]

5 mins in and this is peak Jez. I haven't laughed so hard since Jez the No Scoper, Scoper of all no's.

[@VitaminP]

LOVE having these kind of vids Jez

[@Kiyen9001]

I came for the music selection and stayed for the commentary. It was great all around.

[@redcloudrider5627]

Great presentation! Also, this kept me laughing nearly the entire time. Very refreshing! 10 / 10

[@xenomorph383]

Jez I think this is where your content is at its best (still love the destiny shenanigans tho) keep up the good work! Edit 1: Also the editing looks great Edit 2: 9:16 dude you even censored the objectives and stuff to not spoil it

[@thevideoarsenal1]

The bioshock Elizabeth bit hit hard for me literally named my first car after her

[@soasasiatrf1486]

I watched, shared, and rewatched TWSBET video like 3 times. Really entertaining. SUPER glad you brought this style of content back. Didn't think you could top the last one, but you did.

[@Muttalip93]

i cant press on the subscribe button because i already am subscribed. love the video it is a good way to keep up the sanity bc d2 is rough right now

[@TheKaffinated]

This was dooooope!

[@TheKaffinated]

welp this was supposed to be on the Cyberpunk video.....

[@Th3Jez]

thank you Kaff! is this 2 tips from you??? (it IS under the cyberpunk video for me)

[@TheKaffinated]

@@Th3Jez For me it was under a raid video that came up after the cyberpunk vid. Figured I'd tip again, after all real gamer hours deserves a off hours trip to Maccas.

[@IAmOnFyre]

22:08 That ad looks more like David Dastmalchian, giving one of his looks. You know, the only looks that could have made us take "Polka Dot Man" seriously

[@sonic4197]

I love every non destiny video you make its the reason I'm still subbed after 4 years

[@styloren]

The editing and script work in this video were so unhinged and I am totally here for it.

[@samvakarian]

Jez, love what you said about jackie, thats exactly how I felt about him and the sequences from being behind the screen in the penthouse to parking at the no tell motel was imo fantasically executed.

[@Vivian-mo9zr]

LOVE THIS keep it up can't wait to see what you do with other games

[@blazingphoenix4976]

JEZ WHERE IS PART 2 I NEED IT PLEEEAAASEE! Fr though dont forget about this series cause I want to see you complete the game cause shit only gets way crazier! love the vids and keep it up!

[@aspserpent]

I hope this blows up, I love this video and want to see more

[@austinhoff66]

Really appreciate all the edits in this one, they had me dying, keep it up!

[@glorp357]

fhis is unexpected but very welcome

[@munashemhungu3219]

Thank you for doing the cyberpunk controversy recap for only 40 seconds

[@mildlydazed9608]

The amount of Matrix and Bladerunner references in editing is perfection

[@NavyHamster901]

These are the best types of videos from Jez

[@arkekklesia]

Man, i never thought that Monotone Jez will comeback super soon. Cyberpunk 2077 too. A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@nathan_w9236]

This format of video is so good. Peak comedy imo.

[@marciocosta5075]

Please please keep these coming bro !!! You killed it !!! Great work.

[@SunburstSenshi]

Honestly I didn’t have many problems with Cyberpunk when I first played it, and found myself enjoying it more than I thought I would. I loved seeing the beginning summarized like this, it gave me many chuckles.

[@HaloDude557]

Same. First and second playthrough on 2.0 had no major bugs. Just funny stuff once in a while like a glitched NPC car. Maybe I just didn't notice because I was fully immersed. My third playthrough with mods did have a lot of minor bugs mostly related to quest dialogue parts (flickering textures, weird collision, etc.)

[@krajt1999]

@@HaloDude557 flickering textures? ohhh somebody has instaled the npc nude mod btw I know that from a friend, def not me

[@HaloDude557]

@@krajt1999 I installed better radio mod and limited hud mod. Very few problems before, quite a few now.

[@cy-one]

@@krajt1999 Nah, stuff flickers sometimes even without There's a particular street somewhere where the tarmac flickers, for example :D

[@inoob26]

I got a whiplash realizing this wasnt gameplay footage for Cyberpunk 2.0 cuz Bezos Sr didnt drop a unique knife but then I remembered Im watching Jez from 10 years in the past

[@zydus4444]

This is amazing love to see this more and more in the future!!!

[@Fusion_Susan]

Love this video format! Super neat!