The Persona Protagonist Wooing their Velvet room Waifus

[@paddythelegend1671]

So that's why the velvet room was a prison in P5

[@thedashey]

He knows what he did, and his mind stayed as a prison

[@djajm1]

FBI open up

[@foxthor0528]

And that’s why he got some... sadist underage waifus too?

[@yuuhyakuya3863]

It's weirder when you consider the lolis are very sadist and treat him like shit. Like, they are the FBI to him. Dom lolis.

[@exaltedfalcheon1793]

@@yuuhyakuya3863 one of them don't really treat him like th a t

[@SilentSpirit671]

Makoto: I’m taking her home. Yu: She’s taking me home. Police: We’re taking him in.

[@chiyue5676]

🃏 🏃 👮‍♀️ 🚔

[@blaziard683]

*LOOKING COOL JOKER*

[@whotookmypuddingcup4131]

Why he was actually running away in Sae's Palace.

[@ttroyscarrlett]

I mean, when you think about it, they literally did.

[@BuetifullPersun]

The popo have no power in the velvet room

[@deemandude6131]

P3 - Manic Pixie Dream Girl P4 - Hot Librarian P5 - *"FBI OPEN UP!!!"*

[@emmanuelmenthosfayuste5513]

@Roxon The Demon fuck yeah

[@yondabigman4668]

P3 - hoooooo boy P4 - nice and elegant P5 - :U

[@tohonorthepersonrice347]

Frick it I'm late but still frick it Joker can't go to jail if he already in jail

[@rafaelalfaro8715]

P3: married in real life P4: such a Chad P5: that explains why joker's there

[@minatoyukidoorkun3305]

P3 - Actually had sex P4 - Gets a lame handshake or just a kiss P5 - Is a pedophile

[@bababooey3381]

Hoo boy

[@JDTheGamer123]

Hoo boi indeed.

[@Fizz-Q]

IM THE BUG INSIDE YOU

[@joelroman9819]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@shinobidaniel_12]

I No longer feel as bad for your potential son in law

[@Nerocrystal]

DAMN BOY

[@thatguy7155]

"But in my defense, sir. I hereby claim that 12+12 is forever 24" -joker in the courtroom

[@priscillam.t.6215]

What, does that make Lavenza 24????

[@wobinich5687]

@@priscillam.t.6215 Ferb i know what we gonna do today.

[@justsomeguy07]

@@priscillam.t.6215 cowabunga it is

[@butterflyenjoyer230]

@@priscillam.t.6215 technically since she basically just became alive shes like only 0 years old TECHNICALLY so uh yeah bud you still goin to jail

[@thedashey]

@@butterflyenjoyer230 what do you mean, just became alive?

[@seraphimfahmy3510]

I mean the dude's already in prison, what's stopping him

[@deezo1577]

Bro!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hhhfdsfs]

Morals

[@falcoflare8206]

@@hhhfdsfs Or Sae Nejiima.

[@yigita3190]

@a name I wish sae had some lines when you romance Makoto Kawakami Takemi Ohya or Chiyaya. Maybe a line if the Mc has romanced more than 1 girl too.

[@acaymogonzalez5025]

@@falcoflare8206 she can't enter to the velvet room

[@Top_Nep]

They don't even try to hide it in p3

[@lorilico]

That's is the best part.

[@graetestfanever1]

Hoooo boy

[@rafaelalfaro8715]

Cause there married in real life

[@taxevaderyoshi5795]

Yeah you straight just bang

[@blitz4779]

@@rafaelalfaro8715 oh yeah, the actors are married

[@Shir0taka]

P3 Igor: Wait.. you did WHAT with my resident?! P4 Igor: Stop seducing my residents, I will lost all my workers P5 Igor: What you gonna do now, big boy?

[@yuriski1]

Joker: Lavenza, who else?

[@maddoxorellana7507]

Ever heard of the big bang challenge Igor? Well normally they'd serve me one thing to devour... but two? I'm sure I can BIG BANG two

[@38achref26]

joker i will do hot twins and hot lavenza

[@38achref26]

lol good one@@maddoxorellana7507

[@RenoRelapse2287]

im already in jail.

[@carso1500]

Joker: jail is just a room

[@mongodroid4842]

he knows from experience

[@vumozurike]

And age is just a number

[@vumozurike]

@Pikachu is cun yeah

[@burushifudara]

@@vumozurike I mean, they are older than him, but being half his size-

[@JohnDoe-om5ho]

The soap is just an invention

[@kevinbell5674]

"You spent time alone with Elizabeth." Translation: You gone an' tapped that ass!

[@PB-N-Jenny]

Pfft yeah p3 protag gives no fucks ever, it doesn't even phase me as a rather likely possibility

[@youngnigar525]

Idiot u Obviously played smash bros

[@nowtime3999]

I mean, ya can't judge em' for that, one of the two respectable choices.

[@robertcapivari6382]

"You spent time alone with Elizabeth" Translation:You use mara on Elizabeth

[@kashinovirus7278]

@@robertcapivari6382 hey! Don't give r34 any ideas!

[@Blackplague689]

Joker: your honor considering the velvet room exists between conscious and unconsciousness and is assessable in a dream state. This is merely a wet dream.

[@Akira-xm9ck]

Oh no

[@lFede64l]

"bro why tf you dreamin about 12 yo girls" -The Judge, most probably

[@shinigami9851]

@@lFede64l but it’s a dream though. Therefore none of it is real therefore he did nothing wrong.

[@mistressofdreams6031]

@@lFede64l 100% not anywhere close to that young for Justine, Caroline and especially not Lavenza being the fact she’s a combo.

[@kashinovirus7278]

I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@glutton7sin]

Igor wondering where Elizabeth is at for the past 10 hours

[@fabriciofs2694]

Igor wondering why Elizabeth is walking and sitting as if she was injured in her lower and private areas after she got back to the Velvet Room

[@mukhademonyo6449]

@@fabriciofs2694 different vocals were ahh-ing and ooo-ing that day in the different room.

[@alesterphoenix]

Pound town

[@scarlightemperor3410]

@@alesterphoenix pound town bro

[@Kerosene.]

Damn they went to pound town if they did it for 10 hours.

[@scarlight3852]

And this is why Igor changes attendants every game. He even thought using jail bait would work as a final option.

[@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628]

Next game we woo igor!

[@explosionsheep2782]

@@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 Oh dont tempt me cus I will do that

[@Alex-uq1el]

@@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 the truth is revealed. The only reason Igor has Velvet room attendants is so the protagonists are distracted from how gorgeous Igor is and don’t pay as much attention to him.

[@jajathenewking6131]

Joker: jokes on you I'm into that shezz.

[@alphonsuskevinimmanuel4676]

LMAOOO protags be stealing them everytime 😂😂😂

[@d3thtr4p10]

Bet the bond Yu was feeling when Margaret kissed him wasn’t the only solid thing.

[@nakedmario6155]

Certified “Underrated” comment here

[@Abaddon_Narukami]

Oh, of course. You know it dude.

[@thepersonahunter..6260]

@@Abaddon_Narukami dood wat

[@youssefgomaa2934]

You can say he had a solid snake (sorry I played a lot of MGS)

[@gyrozeppeli7813]

She’s like 37 and he is 17 i guess i never played 4 that’s pediphilia

[@ItsDanbo]

P3: banging it out P4: a kiss P5: confession of love P6: a simple I like you P7: a hug P8: a handshake P9: a high five P10: a wave goodbye

[@kramcherryp197]

P11: rejected

[@icookchildrenandeatthem9085]

P12: Eye contact

[@misisflare5848]

P13: Mind reading

[@LOtLeal]

P14: telling the first name

[@lunolionreacts2362]

P15: Nods

[@colleshion9630]

Persona 6 will include igor as one of the bachelor's 🤣🤣🤣

[@claytonmcgaha3160]

I need the Igor route

[@ulty1472]

It better

[@Square1nes]

Or Persona 5 FeMc

[@azharbainazarova8627]

The V/A of Igor passed away in 2020 😔 F

[@kbdimples107]

@@azharbainazarova8627 now I'm curious on the actual story of igor as a character instead of just a love route,also my condolences😞

[@Ramash440]

Twins : Heartfelt confession Margaret : A kiss Liz : *Innocent Sin Online and chill*

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

well im kinda glad they toned it down for 5

[@johnkenneth8746]

@@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW I mean they had too cause you know...

[@taxinvasion260]

@@johnkenneth8746 The day some Atlus employee has a fucking psychotic breakdown and ramps it up will be the day Joker sees jailtime for more than a few months.

[@mistertaz94]

I miss ISO... 😭

[@noxturne16]

@@taxinvasion260 are we forgetting FEMC in P3P and Ken’s route?

[@alchemysaga3745]

Justine: "You know this is a secret right?" Joker: Internally, "NO SHIT I AIN'T GOING TO FUCKING SUPERJAIL, I ALREADY GOT CHARGED ONCE."

[@joshuagabrielcatindig7607]

Falsely, at that.

[@alchemysaga3745]

@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 Yep, just couldn't figure out how to add that without breaking the flow of the joke.

[@yeontanseyebrows5588]

Superjail is an excellent word

[@joeystrike]

@@yeontanseyebrows5588 and an underrated show

[@1992jkwj]

@@joeystrike YEAH LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE

[@tophatboi8018]

Sae must’ve been sweating bullets listening to Joker explain how he nearly got into a special relationship with 2 littler girls in his brain.

[@jayb9310]

The true bad ending

[@jujublue4426]

" Please tell me you chose your homeroom teacher"

[@goodninja3]

@@jayb9310 Ultimate Good Ending

[@gazelle_diamond9768]

@@jujublue4426 That's... also bad, just in the other way around.

[@Kitsunary]

I feel like Velvet Room attendants are designed to balance out the protag. P3 is pessimistic and reclusive, so Elizabeth is optimistic and outgoing; P4 is stoic and stiff, so Margaret is coy and flexible; P5 is forced to grow up too quickly, so Lavenza is child-like while also acting like an understanding adult (technically not actually a child, but it's anime logic). The thing is, balancing each other out is also how relationships are supposed to work.

[@annaijustwanttoliveachilll9162]

Finally! A sensible rationale comment thats still relevant !

[@llody7777]

So that's why they had to sign a "contract" (sort of), so now the brotagonists are married to the attendants.

[@i-blv3242]

It seems to me that the velvet room attendants are supposed to symbolize the "anima" archetype of the main character. That stacks up pretty well with your observation.

[@mylesobrien7477]

@@i-blv3242 oh I like that

[@MrJMB122]

So true!!

[@TheWtfanime]

Damn Margaret went for it so hard she even moaned

[@EthosArris]

Wait what? When?

[@ligmaman8776]

Wait what? When?

[@TSKyanite]

When what? Wait?

[@GD-ev7tp]

When wait? What?

[@muhammadnour283]

Wait, when? What?

[@redmondmacul1434]

Minato: a wild attendant Yu: pretty much knows everything Joker: the lolis

[@wwetitle818]

Ravioli, Ravioli, don’t lewd the warden loli’s.

[@exaltedfalcheon1793]

@@wwetitle818 Caroline: 😡

[@macaroninaegi5169]

The gorls

[@tvgaming2132]

@@wwetitle818 trust me *there is some*

[@phantomslay5612]

And then the lollis merge into a still short but older attendant with a chainsaw. I can dig that.

[@doofs]

Jeez, you just straight up bang in P3 Here i was thinking Yu was the chad

[@caramelcamelgreengrenade8259]

The door beats Narukami in chad energy for once, a sight to behold indeed

[@joaoassumpcao3347]

I mean if anything Elizabeth is the chad. The mad lass invited herself to your room

[@caramelcamelgreengrenade8259]

@@joaoassumpcao3347 "What the chad all along was Elizabeth??" Elizabeth, locking the doors of Makoto's room: Always has been

[@doofs]

@@joaoassumpcao3347 TRUE

[@Handlelesswithme]

I mean every social link is cannon and we know what happens at the end of every Persona 3 social link 😉

[@dragowolf268]

Joker: why did I get the loli

[@carso1500]

So he has the complete collection, now he has lolis, milfs and people of his own age

[@dragowolf268]

Worse part is joker does have a second loil

[@redmondmacul1434]

Thats my dream

[@rebirth2526]

That's why they lock Joker inside prison.

[@dragowolf268]

rebirth2526 actually the velvet room is a strange place so the twins could be a million and also I heard something saying lavenza is 24 so

[@LoksTheGamer]

Justine: "I would not resist you choosing the both of us." Joker: "Why do I hear police sirens?"

[@mardshima2070]

Becoz you are in the jail

[@mistressofdreams6031]

This joke is getting old Justine and Caroline are far older than Joker we really need to stop using the same joke just because some people stay short :/

[@PlokNinja]

@@mistressofdreams6031 they’re not just short, they are clearly depicted as children regardless of how inhumanly old they are

[@3liteGamer4Life]

@@PlokNinja I'm not really going to fight your viewpoint, but a lot of their "immaturity" is mainly due to their ignorance of human culture, which I think is seen in the previous attendants (though admittedly I haven't played the previous ones myself). I think if the previous attendants were depicted physically younger (by general human standards) we would see them as more childish too. Vice versa, were we to put lavenza's personality in an "older"-looking body, we would see no inconsistency between appearance, age and personality. Of course, all of this might not excuse the appearance they chose for the p5 attendants, or maybe you disagree with me on my points, but I don't really feel like debating this point further so, you do you.

[@chrisbadillo2540]

Justine is a freak 😏 Caroline is the jealous type

[@oneguy9349]

P3: Sexy P4: Classy P5: *YOU CAN'T GO TO JAIL WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY IN JAIL, LOL*

[@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney]

Good thing there's no soap and shower in that jail. Joker really dodged his own bullet there.

[@johndreemurr5574]

P3 - sex P4 - sexy P5 - sexier

[@thebitsanpiecesman4423]

Nice!! I’d ruin lavenza

[@38achref26]

@@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney the twins have the soup but they want joker to use it on them to wash them lol

[@mr_valor3903]

P3: YO!! P4: Yo! P5: yo?

[@segaking5846]

P6: Yo…

[@JazzoBeat]

@@segaking5846 P7: y-

[@rafaelhuarte9645]

P8: ...

[@Dan-The-First]

P9: .

[@TheCrusadingKING]

P10: please stop…

[@Sjono]

Margaret: “But it’s you who was the thief.” Joker: “Ima have to stop you right there.”

[@Raptox3]

She'll never see it coming.

[@enei4608]

The reason why Joker cant get arrested is because he's alr arrested ngl NICE JOKAR!

[@themynahswithinternetaccess]

looking cool, Joker!

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

@@themynahswithinternetaccess Cool looking, Jokar!

[@sinclairguess1187]

Rooking Coor,Joker

[@callmepsycho3132]

Woah Joker, you’re looking cool!

[@vgc_ivan8391]

P3 MC did more then the others. He got the girl. Slept with her. She's madly in love with him. Steps away from the vevelt room to bring him back in physical form and will not stop till she achieves it

[@38achref26]

yeah sadly yu and joker and didnt do it with their velvet waifus

[@deadshotdaiquiri_4217]

@@38achref26 Jokers ‘waifus’ are about 12.

[@gyrozeppeli00]

dont worry, Tae's valentine OVA straight up fixed that part

[@AsyunNRG]

To save Makoto, Elisabeth even awakened to the Fool arcana. So she might even be a guest in the velvet room at some point. That's how much she is in love with him. Let that sink in.

[@stupidface2292]

​@@AsyunNRGlet that sink in? *sounds of knocking from the door* What does it want now

[@chronica6457]

Joker really just said "Already a felon might as well go all out"

[@sumaameri]

go all out appears on the screen, a wild akihiko from the distance: I"VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!

[@adamant_viewer]

Hes trying to set the world record for most crimes commited.

[@KingCookie_III]

Or go out with a bang 😏

[@flongeshploff693]

TIME FOR AN ALL OUT ATTACK

[@goatslayer3160]

They'll never see it coming!

[@darkursrike3161]

7:51 Joker: I wish my other 10 gf understood this

[@falcoflare8206]

He'll be on a receiving end of a All Out Attack.

[@indexwell6546]

There is prob a fanfiction about that out there

[@dark_jpeg4257]

I wonder how many FBI snipers are in jokers headed on a daily basis

[@michaelzhang9806]

Index21 well checked on ao3, nothing aside from one with Lavenza.

[@arran4285]

@@michaelzhang9806 I mean there was two hentais about this but I don't it had the twins

[@aliridho3513]

Joker: hey, i'm already in jail

[@blammo5226]

Elizabeth: Saying some shit idk Me: Fucking JAMMING OUT

[@jillreyerma7592]

That music is one of the best. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[@KVoinre]

For real

[@timothissimo]

whats the name of the song?

[@thezeraora5439]

@@timothissimo its simply called "Joy" in the Persona 3 Soundtrack, sorry if i reply recently lol

[@bae9034]

Margaret: "You have come" Me: "how did she know"

[@donkeykongsass9628]

0:39 girls looking at my lego sets

[@bettyhenderson3988]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tjlawal570]

Under rated comment of the yr!!!🤣🤣

[@YunoJb1]

Donkey kong boutta make me act up 😳😳

[@shikikankillzone4239]

_Every man when they show their gfs their bionicle collection_

[@donkeykongsass9628]

@@shikikankillzone4239 a man of culture I see

[@JayAreAitch]

If I don't get sauce on that thumbnail, you and me might be having some issues

[@ComingInHotPink]

The sauce, as requested: www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/51970007

[@JayAreAitch]

@@ComingInHotPink You. You are my man. Many thanks.

[@ComingInHotPink]

@@JayAreAitch You're welcome.

[@theheavenlyfb4071]

@@ComingInHotPink doing gods work there

[@Jrod310]

Omg there is a fourth panel with FEMC

[@Matthew-zx8cs]

I forgot how unnatural Elizabeth’s dialog delivery is. She really does feel like a being from outside our normal existence

[@dangox3370]

thats just a side effect of english dub acting

[@Dstryrr]

@@dangox3370 no. she is consistently made to be the weirdest velvet room attendant, but we love her for it

[@CursedKuren]

Listening to the audio about Makoto and Elizabeth when suddenly 5:17 “You have come.” Made me burst out laughing

[@K24B]

Lmao

[@guardraillovah7753]

*Intense cyberpunk music*.

[@suorsodavit7421]

@@guardraillovah7753 cum

[@RoninOwin1738]

Joker: Jokes on you I’m already in jail

[@arbitrationengine803]

Why'd you have to say in

[@Midnight-Starfish]

@@arbitrationengine803 Cause he's in jail

[@arbitrationengine803]

@@Midnight-Starfish he said jokes *IN* you

[@Midnight-Starfish]

@@arbitrationengine803 Tell you what, take a look at where the I and the O are on your keyboard, and you figure out why he said *in*

[@arbitrationengine803]

@@Midnight-Starfish *Sigh* He said jokes in you instead of jokes on you, the protagonist of persona is named joker. It's an unintentional innuendo. You get it now?

[@b1uezer]

They say a woman is the ultimate fusion chamber.

[@shabkan2]

Nice one!

[@falcoflare8206]

Your'e referring to Caroline and Justine?

[@b1uezer]

@@falcoflare8206 Ah, a man of culture as well, yes I am haha

[@mist3635]

no god please no

[@aledquen]

You understood everything

[@octonitro]

P3, P4: you can sleep with your attendants P5: *Attendants are toddlers* *”somethings wrong, i can feel it”*

[@callmepsycho3132]

*LOOKING COOL JOKER* *SIRENS*

[@anonguy772]

@@callmepsycho3132 He's dating loli wardens and he goes to jail whenever he sleeps, the cops can't do shit by this point lmao

[@REAPER55667798]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2KYh3Zqjt2tr9U

[@morayeelsupremacy3559]

Joker in court Your honour, Caroline and Justine aren't children they're magical cognitive god like beings from the creation of time. Furthermore dwarves are not the same as children. If anyone here needs to be charged it's them!

[@callmepsycho3132]

@@morayeelsupremacy3559 Technically true

[@xervislane770]

Minato and Yuu: Yo, Ren! How is NG+ going? Ren: Fuck you, guys! Imma take my lolies and leave!

[@russiancheems2275]

Think about it tho. INSTANT threesome

[@qualifiedidiots2165]

In a small way, I’m glad you can’t date the twins. Joker... he would have died on V-Day.

[@WeaponXSigma]

And then Persona 5 Royal happened

[@Mario2980]

@@WeaponXSigma *chainsaw intensifies*

[@thecommentsuperhero8578]

You mean that's the reason why you're glad it's not possible?

[@KingCookie_III]

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, INMATE?!?

[@LesoTheGamerboy]

*casts megidolaon*

[@HousekiMitai]

Joker: I can't choose between you Caroline and Justine: FUUUUUSION

[@whyamistillhere3258]

HA!!!!

[@38achref26]

lol

[@klebersonbinho8962]

And then Lavenza was created

[@moonslayer5146]

"I'm neither Caroline nor Justine, I am lavenza."

[@yetiornot5726]

"If I may be so bold..." *holds your hand* Me: "Ohhh myyyy, how salacious!"

[@Nymphonomicon]

So, Theodore is just riding the pine while his sisters get to go on dates?

[@Jrod310]

Nah he gets FEMC

[@Brainwave101]

Theo gets _da best_ protagonist.

[@callmepsycho3132]

@@Brainwave101 But he didn’t get joker

[@PALACIO254]

​@@Brainwave101that means a lot coming from the legandary Raidou Kuzunoha XIV himself

[@38achref26]

lol indeed

[@dejihuam]

Jokes (no pun intended) aside, I love Joker’s dynamic with the twins. To me, they were like slightly annoying but very endearing little sisters. Just the idea of Joker caring for these two like an older brother while they try and act all adult is really cute to me. ^^

[@pallingtontheshrike6374]

lavenza: MEGIDO- joker: oh god oh shit o h f u c k

[@AigisVibes720]

@@trolledfrog678Persona fans trying to be straight challenge (impossible)

[@trolledfrog678]

@@AigisVibes720 actually impossible

[@whotookmypuddingcup4131]

​@@AigisVibes720 as a persona fan, can confirm.

[@trolledfrog678]

@@whotookmypuddingcup4131 ew gay

[@patildo]

_"(Why is Sae glaring at me outside my house?)"_

[@pedrodrk0088]

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@jacklox1234]

For a gods secretary to deem you as the worlds greatest man, must be the greatest feeling knowing you've been doing it right

[@thehybrid3947]

So the other games don’t have them say it directly but oh boy Persona 5 goes right into it by having Lavenza say “I love you”

[@RasenKamehamehaX100]

Persona 3 dives right into it by having her outright basically having Elizabeth ask to be guided through what we can only assume is sex.

[@38achref26]

it is sex so he got it better and worse then joker and yu yeah he made love to her but at the end of game sadly he dies while joker and yu lives@@RasenKamehamehaX100

[@Cdmcvicker]

3: Oh how nice! 4: Oh, how cute! 5: Joker, keep this up and you’ll be an inmate in real life too!

[@thatonepersonainp5793]

Margaret: "it is you who was the theif." Joker: *sad phantom theif noises*

[@n8than26]

Joker : "Fuck it! Jail it just a room... in my head"

[@absolutelynotanfbiagent1903]

Well yes...but reconsider

[@TBWL195]

so... you're telling me that my P5 harem will not only consist of the girls BUT the twins aswell hot dog

[@skeletonghoulman8442]

Hello yes officer this comment right here

[@TBWL195]

@@skeletonghoulman8442 i am the law

[@Handlelesswithme]

@@TBWL195 great he must be a politician

[@owenchafer1083]

I don't know if there'll be much hot dogging .....I'm going to hell

[@38achref26]

yes

[@IzanagiO]

The Maidens get more seiso with each game. P3 - Give her Mara P4 - Mara get hard P5 - Mara get bonked

[@andrewneedham3281]

Margaret saying, "For us residents... I'm sure this is a sin," and I'm like, "Hell, that's the only reason you have a job, girl. Ever hear what Elizabeth did, and what happened to her?"

[@never_ending2220]

P3: a Velvet Room attendee doing the protagonist Yuki P4: a Velvet Room Attendee kissing the protagonist Yu P5: Velvet Room Attendees confessing their love to the protagonist joker They literally went the opposite direction of the stair case Jake (Adventure Time) was talking about.

[@38achref26]

yeah they strart from up to down stairs

[@jamesnicol8352]

Ren Akamiya: _I'm literally going to jail_

[@never_ending2220]

It’s Akira Kurusu.

[@vinicyussales137]

@@never_ending2220 my Joker Will forever be POCHITA JOESTAR

[@lukassmith795]

@@vinicyussales137 Meme McGriffin.

[@YunoJb1]

@@never_ending2220 no its HaremFucker249

[@adamikeda6797]

@@YunoJb1 *HardCore Choker

[@carlosandreX20A]

"You feel a SOLID bond between you and Margaret"

[@T1D3]

Was

[@BTG25]

The thumbnail be like: Minato: I'm with my princess... Yu: I'm with my Prom escort... Joker:I'm with my two daughters...

[@Akaritomi]

Joker has seen enough hentai to not care about that.

[@geraldowillis8614]

Yeeeaaaaah, I dont think it's the protagonist wooing the velvet room waifus. It's more that the velvet room waifus wooing the protagonist

[@KhiemNguyen-ly1wz]

Exactly thank you

[@38achref26]

i agree

[@jedidr4918]

“Guide me through it” at this point they should’ve: A. Just been obvious with the text after it or B: done a scene

[@D.W56]

Don’t worry leave plan b to the doujins.

[@pengudiegu]

@@D.W56 very few doujins on it in fact

[@alpha-pathetic4168]

@@pengudiegu *I need links and numbers now*

[@gm6041]

@@alpha-pathetic4168 bro its been 3 month

[@loganthevillager9176]

“I swear they confessed to me first!”

[@SomeLonelyShmuck]

Justine: "You understand this is a secret between us?" Wait... this seems backwards... isn't that suppose to be Jokers line?

[@micanikko]

Where's our FeMC? Yoo ya cant skip Theo's!

[@MIxY__]

Velvet room waifus (I kinda want Theo In this compilation and the will change to both husbando and waifus)

[@B_A-tr]

@@MIxY__ but theos best waifu

[@SweeTToi]

Wafius

[@micanikko]

@@SweeTToi He's da best waifu tho. He can cook, clean, love u unconditionally, etc.

[@Collidez1]

Theo waifu material

[@umu8912]

Thumbnail: “One of these things are not like the other-“

[@scarlightemperor3410]

Your right. Yu! Why isn't Margaret carrying you

[@XxRubenYoxX]

You are right, one of these is not alive

[@Blue-lx5us]

You're right, one has two girls

[@Womprs]

P3 - Megidoleon Spammer P4 - Hot Librarian P5 - *Bout to get FBI on Speed dial*

[@paritheplatypus_8417]

Persona 3 and 4 protags: Yep, velvet room attendents same age pretty cool let's date Persona 5: Haha child go BRRRRRRR (Please lavenza what)

[@mako_happy]

everybody gangsta till joker stays in the velvet room forever because you dont wanna know

[@nicktanicosilva2582]

Considering how Elizabeth stands as the P3's gate guardian makes her 100% Waifu top list material in my opinion.

[@nemuritori]

based

[@genso6052]

I'm more team Makoto, but understandable.

[@cruizer54]

Who else saw the last pic and was like “HOLD UP.”

[@zeromocha1201]

I did.

[@KingCookie_III]

I was like HELL YEAH

[@shroomfruit345]

That’s why I clicked the video, I wanted the hol’ up moment.

[@proudlarry8225]

Elizabeth must be the manifestation of the collective human subconscious conceptualization of dedication because she understood that Minato/Makoto would be forced to serve as a barrier for eternity unless somehow all of humanity stopped wishing for death and she was like "aight, challenge accepted".

[@nev2221]

"Why don't you take a seat right here."

[@MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW]

They skipped the ABCs and went straight to the birds and the bees

[@MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW]

😭😭😭

[@midtierjesus]

5:17 *I'm about to . . .*

[@lucas9114]

Jokers going to jail

[@confusedpanda3746]

Well at least it explains why his velvet room's a prison

[@theheavenlyfb4071]

can't go if you're already there

[@aliridho3513]

Always has been

[@jessISaRicePrincess]

Aren't the velvet room residents supposed to be immortal or ancient?

[@Mr.Scott86]

@@jessISaRicePrincess try telling that to the cops

[@irandomtp]

Imagine inviting your crush to your bedroom for the first time and then the invisible DJ in your walls starts blasting the most badass tracks known to man

[@Alex-rv6bc]

They're all adorable, but the twins and Lavenza confession still melts my heart.

[@Doopyhpp]

🤨📸

[@pinkafboi2525]

Ayo what?

[@negotara6474]

Agreed, one must answer to the truth only

[@whyamistillhere3258]

Look man I already got into jail no wrong in fulfilling my wildest dream

[@38achref26]

yeah they are amazing

[@Littlefighter1911]

Persona 3 and 4: Elegant "ara ara" waifus Persona 5.... let's not about that... at least not until Lavenza.

[@Mutualititve]

I love how technically the Twins are the ones that would be hearing from the police soon instead of Joker lol.

[@ilhanthediamondcrafter9767]

In their defense, the residents of the velvet room are not human and they are older than they look. So the one who is underage is the MC

[@tomichin3328]

Joker: "Makoto, I can explain"

[@mylesobrien7477]

Funnily enough Elizabeth and P3 MC are very good for each other since they are both definitely the outlier among the others even among other wildcard users and velvet attendants they are rather strange.

[@maxamillianmiles9382]

Elizabeth is the best. Has been my romance option for almost every route when ever I play persona 3

[@KingofMars]

"I would not resist you choosing the both of us" 2 for 1 NICE

[@theboi3330]

If Persona 6 doesn’t have an Igor route I’m going to go to a casino and play Blackjack with a mask, concealed vintage toy gun and everything

[@what_does_fred_say]

I’d like to believe that the voice actors were given no context and just told to say the lines in character...

[@julioflores5433]

I couldn't hear you Elizabeth - the music is too loud : D

[@yezki8]

"But your honor, technically there's no legal age of consent in this space" - Saul Goodman, Joker's Lawyer

[@CodeNameX001]

Remember, Makoto was SO GOOD, that Elizabeth forsake the Velvet Room, stole the Compendium, and started hunting for a way to free him. It's canon.

[@haremfucker2498]

The FBI can't stop me I'm 4 parallels universe ahead of them

[@HexerTheHacker]

00:12 Goddamn that song hits just right. Sooo many memories_

[@staremperor8741]

P4 and P5 protag: flirting and wooing with their respective Velvet room waifu P3 protag: *literally does it with her in his room* This is why I P3 is still my favorite lol

[@JoJo-xp6wr]

Damn Elizabeth in the thumbnail has *DA THIGHS*

[@jeddybongo4450]

He’s in prison so it’s only right he has lolis as the attendants

[@cbtconnoisseur5682]

Sees boy

[@poikoi1530]

sees boy

[@ruxzif5484]

S.E.E.S. boy.

[@begone5909]

SeEs BoY

[@beljunwaffles4345]

“You ever wanted to be dommed by a toddler? How about two toddlers? Congratulations, go directly to jail!” “Can I date a boy?” **laughs** “WHAT!? No, that’s weird”

[@llody7777]

For real?

[@nicollaskael1201]

A

[@sumaameri]

"feel free to date this alcoholic adult though... THAT'S TOTALLY FINE!"

[@bruhmomentguy5180]

gay

[@michaelblakemore3712]

We'd have to wait for Apoclaypse for that.

[@JoJo-xp6wr]

Sees joker in thumbnail: *Laughs in FBI*

[@absolutelynotanfbiagent1903]

Laughs in FBI indeed

[@KareemHillJr]

6:38 "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat, right there?"

[@JokerFromPersona5Royal]

Who needs a jail when your mind is already one

[@boonduckgod1655]

Them joker