The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 583 - "Goals" (FULL EPISODE)

[@brandonscott6606]

You guys being in different places is what makes the relaxed vibe. Don’t need to be in the same room. Every other podcast is like that already.

[@jsm61103]

How is this not #1. Pete and Sebastian funniest 2 guys alive. The world needs to see more pete.

[@MariaWelsh-lu6fg]

Watching Sebastián crack up because of something Pete said is always the highlight of the show for me🤗

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

His laughter is contagious

[@user-np6wq1tx9c]

I agree! Sebastian's laugh is so funny!😂

[@aimee1848]

For what it’s worth… fancier isn’t necessarily better when it comes to podcasting. What makes this show great is that it’s relatable. You don’t HAVE to be within feet of each other to have a good show. It’s your content that’s great. The chemistry you guys have is fun and entertaining. My opinion..not that it matters, but I’m throwing it out there… do the best of both. A few together and a few like this. This format is my favorite because you guys haven’t “seen” each other and it’s like old friends catching up with good laughs. Also that toe was discolored and huge! HUGE. 😂

[@samtavakoli6682]

Stop lying to yourself and them. What makes podcasts successful is the amount of people who watch and listen. I dunno if you failed grade 2 math, but a podcast that has Sebastian involved that has numbers this pathetic. Isn't working out

[@nanwilder2853]

So WHAT?! How perfect is every part of YOUR anatomy?

[@willymaykit1482]

This is the only podcast I watch every week. I enjoy the conversation no matter what the format is.

[@willymaykit1482]

@@samtavakoli6682 Your comment makes zero sense but....whatever.

[@SG-MT]

@@samtavakoli6682 I don't know where you've been... But most of us watch it once a week too! Because they put one out every Tuesday.

[@adg8711]

I started off the same way with one podcast JRE but then guest appearances made tune into watching the guest podcast later

[@mr.Swartz]

Best Podcast when together. Pete Needs to do the rounds at least every 6 months. Tiger belly, bad friends, Yanni, Soder, Brilliant idiots, Stavy Baby etc… The world has spoken we need Pete and Sebastian tour!!!

[@bigmon19]

Sebastian doesn’t hype the cast enough. He does all these shows and barely mentions it and when he does mention it he downplays it.

[@psilva2462]

@@bigmon19he’s been mentioning it all the time. How does he downplay it? He also posts it on all his socials

[@bigmon19]

Whenever I see Sebastian on a podcast he seems reluctant to bring it up. He never sells it with enthusiasm. He brings it up sheepishly. I’m a day one and I love the cast, but never get the sense that Sebastian is banging the drum for it.

[@codingwitheric]

@@bigmon19I think this is somewhat fair, but imo Sebastian promotes it enough. He is generally pretty open to talking about it. And in all reality he could have ditched this podcast years ago and started one with another A-list comedian. He should get full marks for loyalty and keeping this cast going. (And also bc this is the best comedy podcast imo… even if it’s not the biggest)

[@AgendaInMind]

I don’t like Andrew Schultz podcast, who cares about his opinion!! I love the way this is filmed. When you guys are together, you don’t look at the camera. This style is perfect. Give us some credit. We’re here.

[@melxnielong]

The positive thinking bit had me dyingggg omg. The abrupt ending too w the “this ain’t right” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 u guys are a trip

[@monstaq95]

I think the majority of us like you guys in separate rooms. The vibe is different for the better. Even the occasional lag is funny with technical difficulties, when Pete is leaning over doing stuff off camera and you call him out lol it’s just gold man. Yelling up to the wife to ask a question… lol keep it like it is, this is not a cast for the masses. You have a different audience

[@ziggysplace3858]

100% Sebastians becoming kind of a greedy prick. If it ain't broke don't fix it

[@exposingthebox8675]

@@ziggysplace3858 that daddy doctor bullshit is garbage . Hope it doesn’t work

[@cu4wur6023]

I’m one of your viewers that enjoys the format the way it is. You bounce off each other better and more relaxed this way. You are the only podcast I watch. Love you guys and look forward to this every week. You’re both 🌟🌟You have a great friendship and lovely families ❤️❤️

[@kyledeoliveira6038]

Best cast there is. I care more about Pete n Sebastian’s life updates rather than any guest they bring in🤣The home cast is always the OG and and appreciate all the pointers y’all have. One that I still use is when Sebastian has guests over n monitors there drink level for a refill with a new glass. Keep it up whatever format y’all do.

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

Pete needs to be a guest on some podcasts to get his name out there more

[@dharmadharma3960]

Absolutely! He'd kill it!

[@davidperez5089]

He has been, but that's past. Time to do it again petey!

[@clintchilders8672]

@@davidperez5089. Pete was doing a radio interview a week ago on our local rock station because he was performing at the local comedy club in Columbus, Ohio.

[@davidperez5089]

@@clintchilders8672 is that ur real name?!

[@clintchilders8672]

@@davidperez5089 minus the 5089😄

[@franceswelch3170]

Pete your a big star the way you live with your family and your so funny.. your a big star

[@nanwilder2853]

Wow : Three times, you wrote “your” instead of YOU ARE, or the contraction for you are, YOU’RE. As in, “Pete, you’re a big star”. Do you know about the KZbin channel Sparkle English? She makes learning English grammar fun, I kid you not! We all need to occasionally review, brush up on, or learn later in life, myself included. It matters, how well we communicate-and so does self-editing, before sending an email or posting a comment. If it doesn’t matter to you, then you’ve got bigger issues to deal with than poor grammar! Just sayin’.

[@Ahsosauce]

Schultzy's format is fine for him and his crew. Please don't change anything. It looks like you're talking to me/us. IT'S PERFECT!!

[@XmynameislameX]

Am I the only one who PREFERS the “zoom” podcasts? Love them. You guys make it work effortlessly.

[@Chegles1]

I really enjoyed this podcast, so many points I related to and I laughed all through this. We look forward to every Tuesday night after dinner when we tune in. As a 78 year old Mom, Grandmother and Greatgrandmother I could give you so much advice about things that I've learned in life. I only want to make one point. Sebastian, never stop going into your kids room after they are asleep. I'm one of 12 kids, 8 girls so I didn't get a lot of attention. There were nights my Dad would come into our room and he'd pull the blanket over me and I'm sure he did that for my 3 sister's I shared a room with. That little gesture made me feel loved and cared for and it's how I know my Dad loved me.

[@Chegles1]

Oh and PS......I've watched 4 episodes of Bookie and I love it!

[@kellypayne4875]

You guys deserve to be in the top 5 of best podcasts. God I am laughing so hard. You are my go to podcast if I need good stories and lots of laughs. I love this show so much. How do we get you in the top 5 ? Every one of your fans need to promote yoir show through thier social media.

[@pattyaverna8639]

Being separate is what makes you guys hilarious and unique! You’re face to face - thats the Best

[@KellyVosnos22]

Love The Bookie!🫶🏼Perfect combo of drama and humor!😅Nice work directing and acting in it! 👏🏻Hope there will be a season 2!🙏🏻Put Pete in the second season!🤞🏻He would be great on that with his natural comedic yet serious self, too! 😊Love your podcast! ❤Don’t listen to that other podcaster! You have a ton of fans that adore yours here on youtube & patreon! Don’t change a thing!!!🙏🏻

[@vcasqu]

I still prefer this style that the guests one. The "what´s your take on" kind of thing. Another thing....Pete's analogies are so quick and on point all the time, it is unreal. This podcast gives me something to look for every Tuesday.

[@Joy-io7xl]

Fly on the wall feel - is The Best Cast. Overproduced podcasts - a dime a dozen - they miss the synchronization of Pete and Sebastian. Laughed out loud and felt good. Full steam ahead guys!

[@graceperez5620]

Saw Pete last friday 12/9 in philly...loved the show. Pete is the real thing down to earth...feels like a friend someone you would love to hang out with. Hope your GOALS are to keep this show going on and on❤

[@SELtv97]

Don't be taking podcast advice from those NY comics. Their podcasts are shit. Keep doing what you're doing. That's why we like it guy!!!

[@westondaniel]

Best podcast when separated! Nothing like it out there!

[@darthbrooklyn]

Your format is fine.. you dont need to be in the same room

[@davidandronicomusic]

Thank you guys, I needed this today!

[@darcycudmore949]

Disagree with being in the same room. I think your best episodes are in this format and you’re both funnier.

[@joeydonutz8011]

Don't change anything, guys....whenever you two are in the same room, it comes off as you guys trying a little too hard to be entertaining. However when you do the cast via Zoom, you guys are a lot more relaxed & casual...

[@sandracaradori7934]

You know…..you are right!

[@ziggysplace3858]

100%

[@aasharagracesherrikeikilan4962]

The dynamic is different when they are in the same room vs. this format. I think this show is funnier with this format.

[@debbieg]

I agree! Us fans see them on a screen anyway. I love the podcast just the way it is and look forward to it weekly. Makes my work day more enjoyable. Don't change!!!

[@alex-dk2rj]

it's just bc it's a new feeling. when they started zoom it was awkward, now it's good. just give it time.

[@IzzyMakesMusic]

I think this setup works for y’all. I started watching around the pandemic starting so I’ve only ever seen the zoom style. The funny-ness is all that matters.

[@hiphides5661]

No one who is busy working and has a life is WATCHING the podcast! We are working WHILE listening! Please stop comparing your selves to others…l be the black sheep that is what makes you great… the payout is gonna come down the line from being boutique and authentic! Lovyou!

[@kameshima8681]

Have severe insomnia, find your show & makes me smile/laugh & relax😂

[@MikeE-]

Them analyzing how they hug each other was hilarious. On another note, the story of the girl with the huge feet reminded me of the “man hands” episode from Seinfeld

[@gabagool_fool4933]

Bro YT just asked for feedback if you comment was ok… hahaha hilarious

[@carrien4870]

I love everything about this, guys, don't change a thing

[@deanmartin1966]

I saw the one with Sebastian on Andrew Schultz. It was good but those other eight guys are just dead weight. Keep doing what you’re doing. Fan for life.

[@ingelathune-boyle]

I don't mind you being in separate locations. I never saw that as a problem at all.

[@impressionsfromthegarden1915]

Don’t care what a Schulz says but Pete and Sebastian show WORKS VERY WELL ON ZOOM

[@exposingthebox8675]

What did Shultz say ?

[@fattygamer94]

​@@exposingthebox8675like everyone else, they would perform better doing the podcast in person

[@ChevyBoyCallofDuty]

Y'all are the best cast out there!! Can't wait for more guests and more episodes with just you too. Keep it up 💪🏻

[@tarratalbert]

Pete is coming to San Diego and I can't wait to see him live. OMG

[@NoRightsInNJ]

#583 is the best, most hysterical podcast of these two guys! Loved, loved this. Soooo funny!! Thank you love them! M. G.

[@ingelathune-boyle]

The Santa conversation is laugh out loud funny! 😂😂

[@roblegault4587]

Love the conversations and experiences from the guys. I’d love to see a couple of cast episodes from Fredonia though and get Sebastian’s take on all of that area.

[@rickyg436]

Love the cast guys!!! The difference between Flagrant 2 cast and yours is not only the consistency in which you two have but also the topics on Flagrant are more current and relevant to what’s happening now.

[@benkropp5825]

Purchased miracle sheets and Omaha steaks this winter thanks to you two.. appreciate you guys from Milwaukee 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

[@CynthiaMelito-lp1gn]

Two minutes in and I am bursting out laughing! Thanks Guys for the fun!

[@marydenny1]

Gold. Laughed so much I can skip abs this week!

[@kalsterling719]

We like you apart cause you started apart ❤, new kids on blok started in same room, stay true to what feels good

[@ziggysplace3858]

Sebastian always talking about what they do here that you don't get from other podcasts, then goes on flagrant and wants to do what they do. Dont sell out, keep it real and don't change anything. 90% of these comments agree

[@SicilianStrega13]

I’d like this format I’ve been watching you guys for years but I’m only one person. I get it

[@marcusschneider9941]

Ok, first of all. I don't care what Schultz says. I listen to your podcast substantially more than his. I need Ritalin to watch Flagrant. What 95% of podcasts don't have is the chemistry between hosts like Pete and Sabastian. Every episode is like a show of 2 goodfellas having hysterical conversations. Zoom it. In-person. Guest. No guest. Keep doing what you're doing guy. Comedy gold

[@upstatechillin]

I LOVE The Cast just the way it is! Maybe Promo more or differently if you want more viewers, but i hope you don't change it the show, love the music, the opening where each sits doesn't bother me at all split screen... Just my opinion

[@user-uh5tb9er4o]

don't listen to schultz two guys in separate locations is perfection! don't change, your riffing like this is so fun its unique dont serve the generic masses

[@samtavakoli6682]

Trust me this guy has absolutely no idea what he's talking about. I've never in my life heard someone say they like a zoom podcast over one in the room together. Who do you think knows more about how to be successful with podcasts, Andrew schulz or user-kdhrusksjehhdjsn....

[@SG-MT]

@@samtavakoli6682 💯🤣

[@ziggysplace3858]

​@@samtavakoli6682 You have now. This show is better on zoom. Flagrant is the modern day tmz, its for the birds

[@samtavakoli6682]

@@SG-MT It's wild, these morons are acting like these two guys started a podcast because they aren't busy, and don't like money

[@GuitarzanPete]

That's the next t-shirt. Goals are what you make when you got nothin else goin on.

[@stephani4636]

😂

[@missparsley3202]

😅

[@LikeNestle]

We are witnessing the genesis of the internationally embraced talent of Pete Correale. As someone with a picture of Maniscalco on my wall for inspiration, when I heard Sebastian did his podcast with someone years ago I was disappointed, until I tuned in. Since then I queue up the cast each week on schedule. The only thing missing is a good picture of Pete with De Niro, or TC, or LDC.

[@franklee7542]

Where's this pressure to be like everyone else coming from? Some of us don't even think about your setup or whether you are in the same or separate rooms. What keeps us coming back to the cast is your content, your manner of delivery, Sebastian's odd observations on the mundane, and Pete's wit. The more natural things look here, the more we relate to you.

[@Flash16xx]

hug- one arm over and the other under or do a handshake where you bring it in to your chest and pat the back with the other arm. Both systems work.

[@epel4416]

Disagree with Schulz on that one - your podcast works as two guys in separate locations. Its so funny to see your reactions/expressions simultaneously

[@patstahl861]

The way Pete explained Santa and his reindeer...I do believe in Santa...I do believe in Santa...I do I do I do I do😂

[@mikemarkin8106]

You guys are the best funniest pod cast by far, don't matter if you're in same room.

[@sheilakelley5230]

Thank you for making me laugh so hard. I would give you both a hug and show you what a great hug is! I changed my thinking a long time ago about telling my friends and family that I love them because I never want someone to pass and I didn’t tell say I loved them. I grew up in the 60’s and there was only one kid that told all of us in class that there was no Santa we didn’t believe him and he had no friends after that!!! Thanks guys I love you guys!!!

[@megdevries5616]

another golden cast

[@RubioMLB]

Please don’t take that advice of same room. 😔😔For some reason You guys are way funnier and get more views when it’s on the two screens. I believe you guys will blow up at the right time.

[@rcp2212]

I was about 10 when my folks devastated me with the news about Santa. Huge heartbreak. As a result my kids were told the truth about Santa from day one and were given strict instructions to never tell other kids. My kids are now middle aged. I asked if they wished they had believed and emphatically both said NO! Knowing the truth made them feel more grown up.

[@gabagool_fool4933]

Pete is freaking hilarious!

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

Every episode is great.

[@pete9688]

Being in remote locations is lightning in a bottle. Don’t mess with it.

[@LuisaPlantierMartins]

We LOVE The Cast just the way it is, with both of you telling stories, in the same room or zoom, it's all GREAT and hilarious!!!!! I applaud Andrew Schulz but his podcast is more edgy, isn't so personal and funny, and he often talks politics, which means he's got a totally different type of audience. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS GUYS!!! 🤣🤣

[@gladtidings6020]

Got tickets to the show in Peoria in’24 Sebastian! Can’t wait!!!

[@heatherdennis360]

He is wrong you guys doing the cast in this format is AMAZING!!!!

[@AntonioMichaelRobbins]

Pete needs his own podcast. Sebastian is an amazing stand-up comedian. He holds back too much, so "the cast" never gets going. Pete seems ready to start moving. Is it just me?

[@pete9688]

You’re right, but Pete works off Sebastian’s reactions. It’s what makes it work.

[@AntonioMichaelRobbins]

You are right. I agree. @@pete9688

[@stanjudylevine7984]

You always make my day.

[@KellyVosnos22]

Sebastian please help hook Pete up w/Netflix to get his own comedy special! Pete’s show can be called “It’s About Time!”🙌🏻😂 Agree!…I don’t write down goals either! Pete: If I write a goal it’s cause I got nothin else goin’ on!🤣 Laughed out loud! 😂 When I was Santa I always disguised my handwriting so my kids didn’t notice it was the same!😉 But when they start questioning though I think it’s time to tell them the truth regardless of their age. Great show gentlemen!!! 😅 Love you guys! Can always use your humor to brighten my day! 🤩

[@AlecAdams22]

Best podcast 🙏🏽🔥

[@richardgarcia2239]

Them questioning if they are on zoom I can't haha

[@marier.245]

I used to write Santa’s note with my left hand. I’m right handed but Santa’s note was written with my left hand because I knew my daughter would recognize my hand writing. It actually worked.

[@CathiVW]

Me too!

[@dtruth5769]

WATCHING SEBASTIAN LAUGH IS HILARIOUS!!

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

100%

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

Its contagious

[@bionikball75]

The cast!

[@catherinetozzi8056]

BOYS, PRACTICE YOUR HUGS! 🎄🎄

[@laurenmussler158]

Absolutely hilarious episode I loved every minute of it

[@bonniegirl_51]

Pete is so hilarious 😂😂 Sebastian always name dropping 😂😂

[@RubioMLB]

If somehow there can be a third screen for guests i think it’ll blow up it’ll b hilarious.

[@horsedrivin1985]

My dad had Santa come to house Christmas eve to deliver presents. Then at 6 mom put hoof prints and sleigh marks in the snow in the yard. It was magical

[@danaleasure2059]

Pete it was great to see you in Columbus and meet you!

[@soSEW-COB]

Sebastian it’s probably sciatica nerve. I’m sure you’ve heard this 1000 times ✌️ 🇨🇦

[@Jaclyn1986]

And if that’s th case it’s likely from the spine, lower back or core. That would be the root of the problem. Muscle imbalances and inflammation causing increased pressure on the nerve. Slipped discs caused my sciatica .

[@bennyrofiw]

Schulz couldnt be more wrong

[@ronfladell5648]

Sebastian...I have the same pain...went to the doctor..It is Hip Bursitis..Basically a shot of cortisone and Therapy...Im still hurting ..lol

[@sandracaradori7934]

I as well!! Get s shot!

[@MichygalRo]

Just watched and I've gotta say...what a couple of idiots.....in the most complimentray way possible. From the (non) affection, to the feet and Pete taking one for the team if Jackie should require a patch still has me wiping tears from laughing so hard!!! Sea-bass, I've seen you twice in Phoenix. Pete, timing is always off as I tend to my folks in Michigan right now, but I'll be seeing you somewhere! All the best fellas from one Sicilian boat parent damaged kid (both mom and dad) to another...Ciao and state' bene!!! xoxoxo

[@learnitfromwilliam]

I don't agree with Andrew's advise. The 2 of you either on zoom or in the same room is what makes this show. Keep doing what you do. The both of youz are hilarious!

[@lisamarieversaci]

I’m gonna jump on the “throwing love around” bandwagon and say - WE LOVE THE SHOW AS IS! Please keep it up. Who cares if you’re in the same room! It’s one of the only palette cleanser shows where you don’t have to worry about the world or big problems. I’d rather think about how to hug somebody than the presidential race or the coming WW3. I also like it better without a guest. You two together are the best! Don’t call Santa in! Just start to underplay it. It will slowly fizzle out. And don’t do that dumb elf on a shelf - another lie to maintain. The Santa at the mall is “Santa’s helper” but don’t over-explain.

[@glorytogodaw]

Pete, I would love to see you in a movie, I know it will be good .I will believe for you ,you gonna be a big star never say never, by the way I love both of you. Sébastien love you in everything..

[@alg54]

Pete on fire again!

[@philipkneese2784]

Another hilarious cast!

[@andrejka_talking_out_loud]

One side of my family is from Yugoslavia and when my older sister and I went to visit we had to do a greeting kiss to our relatives ... it has origins in the Pauline (Apostle Paul) letters to Christians, far as I understand. I looked it up online that "The kiss of peace is an ancient traditional Christian greeting, also called the holy kiss, and sometimes the "brother kiss" (among men), or the "sister kiss" (among women)."

[@suzettepercival3818]

I think you bought the Daniel Jones coal miner’s brass box. Great piece of history from that time period, reminds us of the hard working lives of miners. (On a side note, I sincerely enjoy watching your KZbin show, and when you’re on Antique Road Trip. I’ve learned so much about antiques because of you. Thank you!!!)

[@Bridgetjolly]

Don't listen to Schultz! Your's is awesome because it's not like everyone else's.

[@philmakris8507]

Pete and Sebastian format is better than Schulz's. The annoying thing about Andrew's pod is anybody can hire 3 yes men. Stick with you alls format. But get rid of the 30 ad reads per cast

[@samtavakoli6682]

You do know that you can lie to yourselves all you want. You losers don't seem to realize that you don't matter, the numbers matter. Also I'm pretty sure Sebastian is way smarter than you, if he thinks the podcast is broken and he's asking Schulz, there is a reason for that.

[@topherbarrow4631]

I did the same with my daughter. When she was 4 I laid out the whole truth about holidays.

[@jhonilocran6077]

No we love the zoom!!!!

[@Sheli-_-]

Funny funny cast!!!! Pete, your daughter knows there is no Santa. She’s playing along for you. We live in Florida with a shit load of gators in our neighborhood. My husband took our 2 year old grandson down by the lake and i’m screaming from the house you two are going to get eaten by a F N gator get away from the lake. He was so mad at me for screaming for the entire neighborhood to hear but I just can’t relax everything is an accident waiting to happen.

[@marisamartin2044]

Keep the magic alive! Hire the Santa! Pete has all the answers for the scenarios! 😂

[@brookeanderson2631]

Serafina is so smart ❤ I’ve never understood the whole lying to your kids to keep the magic of Santa alive, especially when they question his existence and then kids get gaslit about it. The whole thing is strange, but funny to talk about because the whole thing is silly.

[@burghstrong6878]

I am currently watching Bookie on Max😁 Sebastian you're great!

[@marycoppola4914]

Love you two!!! I agree, there are parents that just take the "Magic" away from being a child. Life goes way too fast let these children be children for as long as they can. Life is too short. You also live in CA Sebastian. Just Sayin' The guy has hammertoes and can be corrected! LOL