The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 510 (Full Episode)

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[@robinlamoureux56]

Please make sure the screen is split. We all love seeing you both. No one cares about the background. Its you two we love.

[@justadrummer1954]

That's like saying nobody cared about Johnny Carsons curtains.

[@Sheso62]

Carson's carpet matched the curtain.

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

I wouldn’t be able to survive life without the Cast. You guys are saving lives out here…much love to you!! 🤗

[@54mikej]

You guys are so awesome you can tell that you’re good friends. Pete I love the way you can get Sebastian laughing so hard. Love you guys

[@pixiedust817]

I actually like their laid back set up, I hope the new studios doesn't change the podcast. Pete will always be grounded. He is so funny even Sebastian can't contain his laughter.

[@pixiedust817]

Sara it's sad how money makes people pretentious. I truly adore Pete, how witty and quick he is. It's like he's Johnny Carson to Sebastian's Ed McMahon

[@watchthis.5094]

They're gonna look like 2 Joe Rogans lookin at each other

[@watchthis.5094]

@@pixiedust817 ..Yeah well while you and Sara are talking to Pete through the back window of his Jeep or 'ROO' in a Tim Hortons parking lot ..i'll be with Sebastian tearing waiters apart at Ruth's Chris; AKA getting content for the Cast 😎

[@Stephens5150]

@Sara Mill if thats what you think stop watching the podcasts, these dudes are hilarious

[@cammac2753]

Same. I love the relaxed setting.

[@gettothechoppa8495]

Seriously, this is the greatest cast out there. Not guest driven. Just making fun of life from 2 points of view. Pete is hilarious and Sebastian is the best! Keep it going guys. Love it when you guys start laughing!

[@impressionsfromthegarden1915]

Don’t do this guys! Half the Charme is “the unprofessional look” Let Pete live under the stairs 😃 send Patrick back

[@darrenbenson2606]

The beginning of the end.

[@sarahb5539]

Jumped the shark

[@constantinosmavroyannis9409]

this cast is like medicine for the soul

[@bethcep6390]

When Pete calls out Sebastian….(Lana saying goodbye for Sebastian’s behavior)…..priceless

[@CiaoColeG]

One of the best moments!! 😆😆

[@theklitaprice7653]

Guys set up is perfect as it is

[@lucasb.7102]

Pete, your bang on! "The content is just glaring and standing on its own" This is the best podcast I listen to. I listen to a lot of podcast, and this podcast is my favourite because of the content. The shitty audio quality just adds to the beauty of this podcast.

[@karmma101]

Yeah Pete we ❤ u

[@Hforoooo]

Damage control!! Hilarious, I hope Lana heard Pete defend her 😂 21:45

[@benjaminfrank_]

Bro I’m literally getting ready to eat my chipotle bowl ,I hop on KZbin and BAM! New cast !!!

[@marshalawson]

Dying laughing! “No teeth, I don’t leave the house!” Me too Sebastian! ♥️

[@heyitslilz2474]

All I know is I could not survive without this podcast…..g’ahead, change it-just don’t take it away 😁😂😂❤️

[@bpopp23]

Pete don’t change!!! Your set up and no frills setup is what we love!!

[@mariawelsh3190]

I actually loved the monarchy discussion and was thoroughly enjoying how much Pete knew. He's adorable. Love you guys. Good cast AS USUAL! 🤗❤💚❤💚❤💚❤💚❤💚❤🙌

[@Sharoncat2008]

I love their setup and this show had me laughing hysterically especially about the Guacamole and when Pete cracks ups, I'm right there with him. I feel like when I watch them, I'm watching my Italian family and my brothers when they start joking. Thanks for the great laughs and friendship. Love you both.

[@Dianasviews]

I’ve had the worst day 😔thank you for always coming thru my brothers. Love you both so much! Keep up the good work. You impact so many of us. More thn you know♥️

[@TheMajor8478]

I hope your day gets better :). Smoke a joint and laugh with us lol

[@Dianasviews]

@@TheMajor8478 thanks babe! Definitely can’t wait to crawl into bed and hang out with all cast♥️🥹

[@evanstevens8021]

the cast always puts me in a better mood ❤️‍🩹

[@kcknight238]

Sending positive energy ur way :)

[@Dianasviews]

@@kcknight238thank you so much♥️

[@karenbressler6187]

I love listening to you guys talking to each other when I am bored makes me feel like I am eavesdropping on someone's phone conversation very relaxing because I have no pressure to participate

[@WestchesterNYMilton]

Great cast, guys! Oh, happy belated birthday, Sebastian! Hope you had a blast; welcome to the "49" club. I joke to my friends from our class year who are fellow fans of yours that we all could have potentially gone to high school together haha. Hey, I rarely disagree with Pete's takes on the show and this is one of them - I thought you guys were actually on a roll with the monarchy chat. It was hilarious and informative all at the same time. Congrats on the upcoming upgrade and good luck to Patrick the producer. Thanks again guys, for keeping the show alive and running. As many people have written here, it keeps us laughing and upbeat during these strange and tough times we're living in.

[@dawnwashington4201]

Omg Pete on point with the Lana doing crowd control

[@anitacrawford5523]

I can't afford $5 a month but I love you guys. You bring laughter into my life. Thank you.

[@greco37]

Oh man oh man Pete is really dialed in on this cast, serious laughs!!!

[@brettlawson9488]

I wonder who won the Wimblin 😂

[@sandya2023]

Omg! I so need these laughs! Wish I could see you guys live!!

[@ginap485]

The Chipotle card...I am crying...thanks for the best laughs...hope we are in a Chipotle when the bells start ringing

[@SKEC212]

I feel like you guys are having way more fun making this video than I am watching it.

[@PrttyAsSin]

I'm only half way through & my sides are splitting!! Dying over the Chipotle story!! I can't breathe. You guys are fucking hilarious.

[@davidperez5089]

It's chipolte!

[@jaynecios]

Hands a classic episode. Sebastian and his chipotle card segment had me on the floor! Great stuff

[@Khobbyhobs]

This is the best podcast out there right now. So you guys deserve all the upgrades!

[@northernchristine7370]

“Step” Pete 😂 My husband hates the party goodbye.

[@knowbodysongwritinggroup]

choked again on my wine & juice mix ... always funny ... and a lot in this one we can relate to. Thank you BOTH!! - James & K

[@scottvandever2066]

Podcast not boring, made my day. Oh also I won tickets to the 2023 Masters. Great day.

[@Lrigyttiw]

I’m still crying laughing from when Pete said Prince William’s hair wasn’t king like, it was bowling league like. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bobby_francis]

10 minutes in and I have died laughing 6 times lol

[@saimrahman862]

Why this isn’t funny at all ?

[@debbiebasquit0728]

Oh my golly… Haven’t laughed this hard in a long long time! The chipotle story 😂😂😂😂. Love, love y’all 💗💗

[@karendavis7022]

well chipotle did make it clear it's not for his family, it's for HIM....why can't he just except that, is he to good for following rules??!!! And of course he loved saying oh it's some VIP card, to draw attention as he must be someone of importance...remember he was bothered NI ONE recognized who he was hahaha

[@thescaledraven5482]

I'm still missing Pete in his basement and the whole radon thing. I will miss Sebastian bouncing off his recliner when laughing. Oh well, Mazel but I don't like the idea.

[@vams3091]

“Scanning the room like predator” hahahaha

[@kjbrink770]

I love how Sebastian tells the story and then Pete puts on the act and gets it into perspective! 🤣 hilarious all the way through.

[@monica11760]

Pete is so good with analogies "it's like........" and he comes up with them so quick!!

[@karendavis7022]

Pete is the show!!!

[@nickcalxcii]

Greatest podcast ever made. Can’t wait for the show in AC. I’ll be in 3rd row 😎

[@Dbrockjohnson]

Pete right, the content is gold!

[@itisglenda]

Pete and Sébastien you are a great combo of comedy show! Thanks for all the laughs

[@shaunharris7299]

These guys make you feel like family 🏖☀️

[@SFFogWalker]

you two are killing me here: "so where does a hot dog go...you can't go front first...what do you do, gnaw from the side?": 😄😄😄 also, I know you two do this on purpose....you had to say this name 70 times on this cast, its 'Chip-poe-t-LEy' NOT Chip-pote-y and I am glad Sabastian knows how to pronounce Wimbledon. I'm exhausted!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jbs7091]

Pete you are so funny. You make Sebastian rock back and forth with hysterical laughter. I really think all these upgrades with the cast is going to ruin it. Less is more. Keep it real. Pulling someone in to tweak it isn’t going to make it a better show. Pete’s little cove is the best. Why change it. 🤷‍♀️ Pete don’t let Sebastian change you. You’re perfect the way you are. Just my opinion.

[@JordWithAFord]

“There you go guy, feta right where you wanted it”😂

[@adg8711]

Chipotle VIP status had me rolling Avocado still extra

[@stephanieduff132]

Not boring. Funny because your info is mixed up. Hilarious… love ❤️ you both…72 yrs. Old from Queens

[@slf5141]

Always excited when you guys are on !

[@lacefacethegreat]

I didn't think the King/Queen talk was boring at all. It actually made us pause the cast and have a discussion amongst ourselves. It was pretty interesting and we learned something new. If/when William becomes King then Kate becomes Queen Consort which mean it's just a title with no political power. Their eldest son would then inherit his father's title now. So there's your random nugget of knowledge for the day. The more you know. 🤣 Great cast boys!

[@monica11760]

LOL oh my gosh "it took two beers to get used to, and four beers to bring up" Oh Pete, you are such a nut!!

[@lizzied59]

Oh my gosh, so funny. We busted up the whole time. And the bit about the Queen and who comes next was hysterical … love it!

[@susanmulvey6311]

I never laughed so hard about the chipotle story!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zinctwentyone]

It gives a new meaning to old school. Keeps it real.

[@johnmarkluke]

Soo funny! " . . . you want a brownie, guy, you want a brownie!"

[@CometoMiami]

I hope these guys keep it real like they did on this show

[@katheyj1117]

Omg. I was having a bad day. Crying even. This cast made me laugh so hard. Thank you.

[@jeanineb694]

Thank You! Always what I needed every week

[@freebird1784]

Laughing after a long day of work.Thank you guys!!

[@doinapascaru279]

The best podcast ever, you guys make so many people lough ,in times like this 👍❤

[@maryfernandes2247]

Pete and Sebastian are two of my favorite comedians . Hope I get to meet them one day.

[@epel4416]

Is Pete going to have to ditch his spray-painted ear buds when Patrick gets there?

[@peterfranks4085]

Omg between the feta and discussing the British monarchy this was a rich cast 👏🏼

[@matthew_hilliard]

19:01 ""If you can drink at a trampoline place, you can drink pretty much anywhere. Wife says ypu wanna go to Maui? No, I dont need scenery." Why Pete is a legend

[@okayboomernyc]

That's what we luv about it - your like two kids in the basement in high school - I like the crudeness of it.

[@LuisaPlantierMartins]

The only podcast I listen to religiously! I so look forward to spending an hour every week with these two very funny guys!!!

[@Growthisinthedirt]

SEBASTIAN - use your Chipotle card to feed a homeless person everyday and take ur kids to help. Great lesson for them!! Stay Humble!! Love from Memphis Tennessee 💕💗💕

[@miriamkocevar9286]

Happy belated birthday Sebastian. 🎂

[@cherylfahy8584]

This was a great one. Thanks for all the laughs.

[@constantinosmavroyannis9409]

watching this episode again a year later. pete's on full afterburners on this one, gems flying left and right

[@user-dr4jo5ik6y]

I like a Bell going off for a Lifetime member! Lol..

[@cmotto.1]

CHIPOLTAY LIFE TIMER!!!! hahahaha

[@IloveSituandbob]

Megan malarkel. Pete…. You are too much😂🤣😂🤣. Ya kill me,….too hilarious . You both are my constant, weekly. What a gift!

[@daphned311]

Please don't change the vibe of your cast . Y'all are the best the way it is

[@df5349]

Please don’t screw up the cast with new locations, whistle and bells and to boot a teleprompter??? Please don’t, lose the spontaneity it is what makes the cast. I respect that you need some assistance in set up and equipment but please keep to the basics. It’s who you guys are.

[@wendymadison9345]

You are GREAT as is ... I hope "going uptown" doesn't change you. Please stay real!

[@liselcox582]

2 beers to get used to it and 4 beers to bring it up!

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

Lovely. Blessings from Toronto everyone. Thank you kindly gentlemen.

[@markbelasco8680]

Sebastian has the Donnie Brasco shoe policy. Forgettaboutit I ain't doing it.

[@jppop6359]

It took 2 BEERS to get use to it, 4 BEERS to ASKED. LMAO

[@Thommy-km8ge]

What a dream as a man it must be to have Pete as your best friend. The guy is just awesome.

[@rafaelmendoza7348]

I love this show i got you guys on a speaker here at home laughing with my girlfriend for Christmas bring Elf on a shelf.

[@andriadebose8484]

We don't care where u r Pete. Your handsome & funny as heck! Just keep the show goin.👍We love u guys☺️ and Happy Birthday Sebastian!

[@brooklyn7722]

You guys are out of this world !! Too funny especially the conversation about Chipotle. The best as always.

[@CHI_JR]

"& my kids flanking" lol

[@gaborvarga7559]

In response to bowing to royalty, I'm a naturalized US citizen and came to the US when I was 8, 49 years ago. I would probably do a courtesy bow to Queen Elizabeth because I think she's a great person. However, I would not bow to any other royal family members, King or Queen. I would show them respect and courtesy if they were decent people, just like I do to anyone else. However, as an American, I do not recognize the "office" of any royalty. After all, we broke away from England because we did not want to be subjected to any other nation. I also feel that bowing down to royalty would be disrespectful to the people who fought for our freedom so that we do not have to bow to anyone. Don't mean to sound like I'm preaching; it's just my personal view. By the way, the guacamole situation made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt. EDIT: Ummm, reading this after I posted it, I feel as though I might come across as a long-winded, opinionated prick.....damn, I was going to explain how that is not the case, but I got nothing lol

[@christopherbic7688]

"For noe" says Pete. Pete adds the spices to the sauce. Sebastian is excellent and Pete brings the spices. Priceless

[@daniiii0825]

You deserve an upgrade Pete! We love you guys! The cast rocks❤️

[@leahlittleton6554]

I am laughing so hard right now!!!!!!! you guys come up with the best things to describe everything

[@stainlessfour5]

Dead on on the labor force. It’s declining rapidly

[@denisefazio6708]

Keep the train moving! Perfect!

[@justadrummer1954]

500 shows and you guys are gonna mess with it? I like knowing Pete is in what I imagine is the place under the stairs. Get your Italian horns out cause your gettin the eye!

[@donate1sttt]

Hey guys your content is always soooo unplanned 😁 funny! Please never change. Nice cup Pete. Don't let negative people bring u down. You both really help others. We just get so excited when you come out with new show. Your technology skills are like many. I can't stop laughing to type. Keep it coming guys, we count on you both, it changes our whole day for the better😇🤣

[@janiebrossmann1178]

Omg I just have to say that you guys are the best medicine to turn my frown upside down and laugh my butt off😂😂

[@javiermori1710]

I swear no comedian has thoughts in his everyday life like myself other than Sebastaian. I thought i was out there by myself lol

[@sherrib3347]

Omfg!! I laughed so hard the tears ran down my legs.

[@BJJ_Richie]

31:31 Maniscalco 101: give the cashier the VIP card with a C note ? 🤔

[@francessalazar9868]

Omg 😂 the Queen 👸🏽 King 🤴🏽 talk 😂 my stomach hurts.

[@lonnacamp2121]

Hahaha. Chipotle lifetimer and the guacamole savings. Priceless. Literally.

[@hollyfavicchio3628]

Very funny ask tonight guys! You’re right the king queen thing was boring but ya got right back on track. Thanks for the laughs!