The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 501 (Full Episode)

[@maryhoppenworth2501]

Pete is so damn funny and quick witted. He makes this whole cast what it is.

[@pattyslidez]

Most underated comedian

[@BayouMaccabee]

As a fellow Catholic, the Confession bit was amazing! Had me rolling. 😆🤣😂

[@seanmac1837]

I was in tears

[@anndonahue1349]

Same here!!

[@Chegles1]

Holy shit bro....now that I know it's not a sin to curse....seriously, I fell in love with Pete tonight. Kudo's to you Pete for talking about your "confession" experience. You need to give that priest a "shoutout" it may get some people to confession. Even Sebastian said he may want to get to a confessional. I loved the non-penance...let God gaze on you. You made it real and it doesn't get much better than that. All this being said I was raised Catholic, one of 12, Irish Catholic family and went to 8 years of Catholic school. I wouldn't change a thing. It was my base but there came a time when I had to let go of it, it was then I started a real relationship with Jesus. This was one of the best casts ever. Thank you.

[@empea3837]

I believe the priest may be wrong on this one. 🤧

[@devante2321]

Cursing is a sin

[@Chegles1]

@@devante2321 Consider this…..offensive language as in bad words isn’t cursing, they are just words. To me cursing is having bad feelings about someone that comes from one’s desire to do them wrong. Something along those lines. I’m not a fan of nasty words. Our human nature is being separate from God (at least we think so) so everything we do from ego is probably a sin. We learn as we go.

[@cbwavy]

The confessional story and the look at Jesus. Wow, so hilarious and so profound 😂

[@jennifermcinnis2198]

Absolution in confession does feel amazing. The more you go, the more you see. It's free and invaluable.

[@lovahgurl]

@@jennifermcinnis2198 blech even at the age of 9 I used to stand in line and think to myself what the hell have I ever done I'm a kid it's sick and demented

[@northernchristine7370]

😂 I am laughing so hard at Pete’s thrift store bag story. “Mike’s 40th birthday.” You guys are hysterical.

[@sammilabozzetta8324]

Pete 🤣🤣Saying jesus christ - " He should be flattered- Where keeping him relevant " ... Laughing my ass off as usual.... SO MUCH LOVE ❤️ 😍

[@ImaStewBdooooo]

I can totally picture Pete sittin on the tree stump, whilst the sun's GLOW rains down on him ✨ Hallelujah 🙌🏻Jesus

[@lr2075]

The confessional story was hilarious 😅 🤣🤣

[@Karenmorford]

Holy, holy, holy Pete’s confession best laugh and “glow” of tonight’s cast. Hoping for follow up ( 5 min look) bright blessings

[@watchthis.5094]

"Forgive me Father ..i need to go Home now." -Sebastian Maniscalco

[@andriadebose3403]

lolol you guys have me cracking up talking about Caruso's hair "it's like drapes" lolol yesss...he's definitely special :) and I have to comment about Pete's confession experience...I am soo proud of you for doing the uncomfortable. Takes a humble man to confess their sins...even if you messed up a bit. God knows. You have a good heart. I love that you were honest about saying the Lord name sometimes w/passion & expression. You are such a nice guy! Love it! and I love what the Priest told you. I think that was so good what he said. Jesus just wants us to give him some of our time. Love how the Priest put it. That was cool!

[@SG-MT]

I watch right before work so I can be in a good mood going in. I work nights. Pete and Sebastian are my medicine and sometimes also therapy.

[@Hforoooo]

It was in the 40’s and raining last week in Chicago and now it feels like 100, but either way I’m pouring a glass of wine for Sebastian and lighting up a j for Pete’s sake! 😂 29:50

[@willymaykit1482]

I always wait to watch the cast on Wednesday for when it's dinner time. Brightens up my whole meal. Thanks guys.

[@GiGi1217]

Damn Pete, your confession Convo had me rolling, I'm catholic and know exactly how you felt, but it was even more funny because Sadie was there with you. Jesus Christ Pete (lol) funniest thing I heard. Honestly it far, far, tops any of Sebastian's over the top parties. I'm glad for change you were able to be the main topic of convo, which was so hilarious, made my day. Love you guys both, love the cast, patreon, but today Pete you were the big shining Star that you are, much love Gigi from Jersey. Love you guys.

[@miriamkocevar9286]

Great cast,thanks for the laughs,to start my day. Pete slowly poisoning Jackie was hysterical.

[@420asia]

Fucking Pete is killing me my ribs hurt🤣🤣😆😂❤

[@1maripaul]

I just took a friend to Orlando to see Sebastian, my bucket list and it was fabulous! I now am SO excited that Pete is coming this weekend to West Palm. I'm trying to go see Pete! Fabulous guys

[@mariaguardanapo7826]

Pete makes this Podcast!! We LOVE YOU PETE!! You are down to earth

[@missfairbanks8661]

This was such a great episode. That church part had me roarin. Great hang guys :)

[@GiGi1217]

Oh yeah yeah Pete, Bob's birthday bag with the green lettering pretty sure, again Jesus Christ Pete (lol) now every time I hear that I'm going to be thinking of you. Whatever happened to that tote bag for two bucks? Pete, you hit it out of the park today, Jesus Christ you sure did. Love yous, can't get any better than that but I'm sure it will........

[@leahlittleton6554]

I grew up Catholic and confession .. Pete this was great.. love the way you tell your awesome stories!!! So true and hilarious!!

[@lynnglynn721]

Now that was the old Cast. Loved it. Had me in stiches.

[@ayylmao29]

I just finished making some fettuccine, now im sitting down and this popped up in my feed. It doesn't get any better

[@loving_lioness3518]

I'm jealous,.I'm still at work 😖

[@lacefacethegreat]

A happy Hump day indeed.

[@seanmac1837]

Little things in life are in fact, the best things

[@davedecker1725]

Dinner with Pete and Bas. Nice!

[@empea3837]

So good 😊. Especially, “Let Jesus look at you”. God bless you guys. We see you, we love you 💫.

[@irinaross8029]

Bless you both! One of the best podcasts. Laughing with tears here.Thank you!🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@lauraeggert9378]

Pete I'm not even Catholic and I want to go to confession! What an amazing priest! Enjoy your five minutes with God!! So refreshing to hear that people still go to church!!

[@janinejohnson1898]

As always, great show! I had flashbacks about my first communion with Petes sweet story. You guys are such a good team. Authentic. And so dang funny! ☮️♥️

[@hollyfavicchio3628]

You guys had me laughing so hard. Loved Pete’s confessional stories. Keepin us laughing always! Thanks!

[@sunchaser9726]

Pete could do the show with a stick puppet and it would still be great

[@susanmulvey6311]

Oh, I definitely agree!! I think he’s hilarious!!

[@Venom_gsxr]

This show is GOLD. Thanks again for another great episode

[@Dianasviews]

I’m so happy I received the notification 😊 im already in a better mood💃🏻love you guys keep it up😊

[@gerk7238]

Do you love me

[@lizjo7213]

Ahh! always a pleasure, love these guys...

[@Nadia-mx3ux]

I am here for Pete's chest hair 😊😘

[@Dr_KAP]

Same

[@valeriecherry62]

Ditto 😆

[@irishhomebrewer]

That whole confession bit. Unreal. Greetings from Ireland.

[@ginap485]

You guys are on fire, thanks for the laughs! Abs workout for the week

[@m.albertiartist]

That whole confessional story had me crying on the floor-hysterical 😂

[@df5349]

Great cast. Hmmm got me thinking about going to confession. Don’t know if the priest has that much time to spend listening. Lol

[@BayouMaccabee]

The Pete & Sebastian Show is my favorite podcast, and the ONLY one deserving of being referred to as "The Cast".

[@cherylfahy8584]

I LOVE this one. I completely crackedup.

[@nicholasestrela3776]

That Jesus bit was hilarious 😂

[@watchtower1014]

Pete you are priceless!

[@Gagazoot]

The leather was like…..Ko-Allllllla Bear …..Versach. omg laughing my ass off 😂😂

[@coryhaywood6420]

A set in the confessional in front of a priest Priceless material dudes. I haven't laughed so hard in my life having gone to Catholic school first and second grade thank you love you guys.

[@Gram424]

Now THIS show was why I tune in every week. Had tears rolling down my face, I was laughing so hard. Needed this guys, thanks!!

[@philmakris8507]

Lol typical Seb wondering what to wear for the Lord like he's going to a disco, so ginzo lol

[@Chegles1]

It's just one reason why he is such a great comedian, he stretches an idea, exaggerates it and runs with it making his listener relate to it. Gold.

[@lillygirl34]

I feel like this is The Sebastian Show!!!!

[@donnac6466]

I'm ready to laugh!🤣😊

[@thinblueline7323]

Gacy probably saw Sebastian in his crop top that said “made in Italy” and kept going. 😂

[@dennisklimavich3342]

I love how Pete tells it how it is and i think why they have such a great friendship

[@slf5141]

Keannu Reeves.. hes so laid back it seems down to earth.. he aint flashy.. thats why hes so likeable ..... would love to meet that guy over any other actors

[@randomelvis3359]

Sebastian could look to Keanu before it’s too late!

[@djd31289]

Great cast guys! Ps God knows how many hairs are on your head, even without looking. Lol

[@ez4me2sa]

HATED when my parents dragged my sisters and I to confession. I always had a set list of the same 5 sins 😆

[@lyndibrant1311]

Please drop 502, I look forward to your casts. Especially being able to see your facial expressions!

[@patg5018]

Did they stop the cast I'm trying to find episode 502 but there isn't one and it's over 10 days are they not going to put it on KZbin anymore

[@Dr_KAP]

There is a 502 as they’ve got a few quotes from it on Twitter but no idea why we can’t see it on KZbin!

[@MRCroosingTootH]

These 2 together are insanely fun, feels like i am watching a damn comedy special everytime i watch this! I love it!

[@irinaross8029]

I have watched this 9 times already. When the going gets tough, the tough watch and listen to Pete and Sebastian Show

[@catherinekittykat]

Thank you guys for the Pete and Sebastian Antidepressant show! If I had to go to confessional right now, it would because you guys made me sin by laughing when my father died today. Yikes! Ooops! Thank you for being my medicine!

[@manacfamily8725]

I laughed so fkn hard at this cast!!! Omg! Best one this month

[@kristinebaker8009]

Saw Pete last Night in West Palm Beach Florida. Thank you so much for making us laugh. We had an amazing time! We were lucky enough to see Pete last night and Sebastian in September! Please keep doing what you’re doing

[@manifestingbeautifullife2187]

I adore you Pete 🙏🤗💙

[@BariNgozi]

Honestly my new favorite podcast

[@okayboomernyc]

When I smash my toe now I'll yell Sebastian Maniscalco!!!

[@valeriepeltier3563]

best comment - ESPECIALLY TOES Seb is obssessed with toes hahaha

[@butterfly7624]

Mike's 40th birthday laptop bag. So hilarious!😂

[@timgilbert9130]

Another great saying "I was just sitting there standing".

[@BJJ_Richie]

Archie Griffin was born on August 21, 1954. He became one of the greatest running backs in college football and the only player to win the Heisman Trophy twice. Griffin played football for The Ohio State University from 1972 to 1975. He started as running back all four years that he played at OSU

[@NGUJZ]

@6:49 Italian version of "Who's on 1st" 😆 🤣

[@okayboomernyc]

It's like drapes. LOL!

[@freebird1784]

Love you guys! Thank you for being you!!

[@mariamendoza4773]

Dammn Pete you're so f__king FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

Holy Shit, I'm crying and laughing at the same time.....Pete, you're so effing awesome. And FYI for anyone who doesn't know about the Patreon thing. If you want to join, might as well wait for the 1st of the month, unless you don't care. A lot of people complain when they join mid month for stuff there and then get charged again on the 1st. That is how Patreon does it.

[@sammilabozzetta8324]

WORD SISTA!!!!

[@sharonmchugh7730]

You made my day lads! I feel like you are my brothers. The 'slowly poisoning' broke me out laughing! You're so lucky to meet all those people in such a fun forum Im in Ireland but from Boston Love Bill Burr

[@SG-MT]

Good lord Sebastian (and Pete too)! Even though I am no longer practicing, I was raised Catholic and I'm SMH at how little they know about the confession rules and process. It's hilarious how little they know. Guys: confession is sacred and a priest cannot break that seal of secrecy by telling your parents, spouse, etc.

[@Dr_KAP]

Depends where you are. Several states in my country (Australia) have recently passed laws which mandates that all priests must report allegations of sexual abuse otherwise they face a jail sentence. In this case, State legislation overrules Canon law.

[@SG-MT]

@@Dr_KAP wow! Thank you for the info. I stand corrected. I actually think it's good because victims have often suffered not knowing where to turn for help and often without any justice. Or worse, no consequences for the predators of sexual assault.

[@Dr_KAP]

@@SG-MT for sure it’s a good thing. Absolutely agree!!

[@mjm5081]

That confessional material is gold! 🙏 EDIT: Sebastian, your stuff was funny too.

[@arlinelewin2469]

Another great cast !! Pete, I'll be at the Saturday 7pm show at the Improv in West Palm Beach!! Really looking forward to seeing your show!!

[@arlinelewin2469]

Great show!! I even got to say hi and shake his hand!!!

[@jordencollins1545]

I’m watching at work!! Thanks for the laughs. 😄

[@shirleya3615]

Love ❤️💙 this Show! Pete & Sebastian❤️💙

[@BJJ_Richie]

Pete great material with the confessional situation . all kidding aside , a very fresh feel from the priest I love it , but VERY funny ! lol

[@sharonlouisedoud9769]

You relaxed by he pool until the guy with bandaids on hid feet went by.

[@jackfriel0413]

Going to confession for the cast! 😂

[@jennifermcinnis2198]

When a father goes to confession, statistically in ensures the child will remain Catholic. You going to confession made MY day, because I have been praying for you both and all fathers that are under attack in our culture. The father is the spiritual guardian and leader of the family and is attacked the most.

[@goodsmile5170]

💕

[@BayouMaccabee]

The Keanu Reaves & Tom Cruise name bits killed me. 😆

[@liselcox582]

Hilarious. Pete and the confession!

[@jennifermcinnis2198]

A good confession is 100x more powerful than an exorcism Fr. Chad Ripperger

[@denisefazio6708]

Sebastian you have to go to the same priest! (Hysterical) Being a product of parochial school, I'm dying with this confession story.

[@Alexandra-qh5bw]

Sebastian came through with the new verb “stoled” today🤣

[@palpalmaro5713]

PETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILL ME BROOOO!!!! I SAW THE HAND ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR COFFEE MUG THAT IS FLIPPING PPL OFF!!!! HAHAHAH I LOVE IT!!!!! JUST SAYIN!!!! THANKS, F.M.V.

[@dedemillikan2401]

OMG Pete is so hilarious, he hast to show a little chest hair! Hilarious lol

[@slf5141]

Perfect timing.. needed laughs !

[@estellascouten1078]

***Yet another P & S Show episode knocked out of the park!!! Never a let down...that's why you're the guys... "The one & only CAST that I can give kudos to.. hands down!!!" Until next time gentlemen!!! Give thanks to the Mrs.(s) & kiddos for your time with your fans!!! 👍💯🤗🤟💚 NM

[@janelemerise7392]

Why didn't you hire Pete to do the jokes.

[@debbieskrletts725]

Love ya pete

[@hs-qk9qf]

Is the Versace jacket as soft as Kim K's leather gloves, is what I want to know?🤣

[@SG-MT]

I was just wondering that myself. 🤔 😂

[@niquestenz9355]

My grandparents lives a few blocks away from Gacy. I remember my mom driving me by Gacy’s lot when I was a little kid. I wonder if our grandparents were neighbors.

[@yolandavasquez110]

Hi Pete and Sebastian. Pete I am so Happy for you and thrilled that you went to coffession. My father in heaven always sends us the perfect person to help us to know and have a relationship with Jesus. Your about to be reborn and enter and have a relationship with Jesus. Pete take 5 minutes be still and talk to God like you do with Sebastian open and honest it doesn't have to be a formal prayer . Pete you allow God in you will begin to be more blessed and you will start to feel A peace and you will start to notice. Gods Grace And just being present in the Gift of Life Your Dad and Sadie and Jackie are leading in you in the right Path. Bless you Pete and Sebastian. Amen Love yoli from Californa

[@Dr_KAP]

Lol Pete only went to Confession for the Cast content. It’s pure comedy 😂

[@sandyashworth2576]

I love Pete he's hilarious 😂

[@robertuhl8817]

Taking advice on the future of my Immortal soul from Pete. Works for me.

[@justafryguy]

Hahah Koala Bear lol you’re too funny

[@Gagazoot]

Pete, loved your computer case story. Hysterical. 😅😅😅😅😅😅 Welcome to my thrift store world. I had a visor wishing Maude a Happy Retirement printed on side of cap….I told people it was my aunt. 😂😂

[@aavv1818]

46:55 GOLD!

[@christopherbic7688]

14:00 and directly following. The glow in Sebastian's son. Praise GOD! This son has a quality of influence. May this son surrender to the One giving this ability and be a vessel of love. Amen

[@lianacena9246]

You guys are AMAZING ……😂