The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 497 (Full Episode)

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Sebastian Maniscalco

Sebastian Maniscalco

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@mimigiggles4199
@mimigiggles4199 2 жыл бұрын
Pete being too busy looking for famous people during dinner is why I ❤ him.
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind 2 жыл бұрын
So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 2 жыл бұрын
Imagining his face at the dorito stench discovery! Great cast!!!
@SG-MT
@SG-MT 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidperez5089 I laughed at that because I had a coworker experience a similar situation. Except his was worse. He accidentally picked up another coworkers used mask by mistake, thinking it was his and immediately reacted disgusted. He said "this mask smells like @ss!" as he threw it down on the floor. I laughed so hard for a good 5 minutes. The look on his face was priceless. 😂🤣🤣 It was even funnier when we realized whose mask it was. I feel bad for Pete, but it could've been worse. 🤷🏻‍♀️
@janinelouquet1179
@janinelouquet1179 2 жыл бұрын
🙋‍♀️😂 Indeed‼️
@maryhoppenworth2501
@maryhoppenworth2501 2 жыл бұрын
Pete's gum story had me practically peeing myself! He's one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard. I wish him all the success he deserves.
@BRay1286
@BRay1286 2 жыл бұрын
Sebastian.. “you heard what I ordered.?.?.” Pete.. “not really”… dying. That is the epitome of my friends. Brutally honest and the key, not exactly looking for the laugh.
@whytry777
@whytry777 2 жыл бұрын
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@17topaz
@17topaz 2 жыл бұрын
Pete and Sebastian are both great comedians . Wish them all the best !!
@shawnworrlein9112
@shawnworrlein9112 2 жыл бұрын
These two dudes and their moments of miscommunication are pure gold. That and Pete calling out Sebastian. Going out to dinner with Sebastian sounds stressful asf.
@jenniferreihl4475
@jenniferreihl4475 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t ever forget where you came from S❤😅
@jhaimp.sullivan5618
@jhaimp.sullivan5618 4 ай бұрын
I like both their styles 😂 I could dine with them both
@Dbrockjohnson
@Dbrockjohnson 2 жыл бұрын
Pete is so under rated bro! Funny as shit man! "if he doesn't get in.... WHO DOES BRO?" bahahah
@PurpleIris034
@PurpleIris034 2 жыл бұрын
You’re right Pete they are called readers. Only for reading small print. They are not prescribed glasses.
@Gabriel-se9el
@Gabriel-se9el 2 жыл бұрын
how out of touch are you lady! sebastians right on this one sorry
@supersaiyanzero386
@supersaiyanzero386 2 жыл бұрын
Like a magnifying glass? Idk my eyes are perfect except my brain fuckin with my perception
@Chris-P
@Chris-P 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha you guys are hilarious. I can totally picture the look on Sebastian's face when he saw Pete tent his gum with a linen napkin lol
@debbiehall2006
@debbiehall2006 2 жыл бұрын
I have a very refined friend and we crack each other up. We are a little like Pete& Sebastian.
@dawnledesma4654
@dawnledesma4654 2 жыл бұрын
This cast is literally the basis for a sitcom you two should do.....
@ritabelarista2455
@ritabelarista2455 2 жыл бұрын
New Odd Couple 😂
@claramurphy1336
@claramurphy1336 2 жыл бұрын
Had been thinking the same 🤣
@michaelcavicchio8361
@michaelcavicchio8361 2 жыл бұрын
@@claramurphy1336 lol. That's a good idea.
@roxannetracy2931
@roxannetracy2931 2 жыл бұрын
"Nicorette is not cheap." Hahahahahahahaha. Oh my, best Cast ever.
@ShainaLuckey
@ShainaLuckey 2 жыл бұрын
Pete kills me. He’s hilarious and so down to earth. Love you Pete, come to Chicago!
@TheLizardp
@TheLizardp 2 жыл бұрын
Pete is correct “ Readers” is what we call reading glasses 😉
@willymaykit1482
@willymaykit1482 2 жыл бұрын
So....are driving glasses called drivers ? I'm with Sebastian on this one, glasses are called glasses. Readers are people reading stuff. 🤣🤣
@TheLizardp
@TheLizardp 2 жыл бұрын
@@willymaykit1482 😂🤣
@TheLizardp
@TheLizardp 2 жыл бұрын
@@kskogman125 Haha love it!
@willymaykit1482
@willymaykit1482 2 жыл бұрын
@@kskogman125 what a coincidence, that's my ex-wife's middle name.
@Gabriel-se9el
@Gabriel-se9el 2 жыл бұрын
not if you live in this century
@cjj963
@cjj963 2 жыл бұрын
The gum story was Hilarious!! Love the simplicity of these podcasts. Don’t ever stop!
@marier.245
@marier.245 2 жыл бұрын
I love it how even when they're not quite getting along... they're getting along just fine. That's the sign of real true friendship. You guys are the BEST!
@debbieskrletts725
@debbieskrletts725 2 жыл бұрын
Love ya pete. You are priceless
@cooleymakers
@cooleymakers 2 жыл бұрын
Reading glasses, yes. They are used when you wear contacts. You don't need full blown glasses, as you already have them in your eyes (contacts)!
@noneyerbidness
@noneyerbidness 2 жыл бұрын
you and pete both missed the point
@cooleymakers
@cooleymakers 2 жыл бұрын
Here is my point: if you went to a restaurant and realized you forgot your reading glasses at home, you just can't ask to borrow somebody's prescription glasses. Those are customized to the individual. Reading glasses are off the shelf and can be used by another person, in a pinch. Yes they are all glasses, but like birds- there are many types.
@rainedelaze708
@rainedelaze708 2 жыл бұрын
Glasses for reading are 100% called “readers” no matter your age. Pete is absolutely right. Also, in the car where you keep gloves or masks in this case…. that’s called a console. Phonetically it sounds like CONsoul. Not counsel lol. Lastly, I love you both. This cast was amazing. I laughed till I cried listening to you guys talking about your dinner date and your different perspectives. Thanks!
@miniaturesculptureartby23r20
@miniaturesculptureartby23r20 2 жыл бұрын
:D I was wondering if that was Sebastians Chicago accent. Haha
@SG-MT
@SG-MT 2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the SAME thing! I'm from Chicago (not suburbs like Sebastian). I will admit, we do have a "Chicago accent". So we do pronounce things a little different sometimes. And I love Sebastian but, why is he giving Pete so much grief over the damn "readers"?? I am wearing my damn readers while I type this because I'm a couple years younger than Sebastian but everything is blurry when I read close-up now. Did anyone else notice how annoyed Pete got with Sebastian getting on him about the readers? LOL 👓
@mindyhuntbeach8026
@mindyhuntbeach8026 2 жыл бұрын
Good points on both! I wondered why he was calling it a counsel. Console! Yes!
@StevieWick
@StevieWick 2 жыл бұрын
I never heard them being called readers in my life.
@rainedelaze708
@rainedelaze708 2 жыл бұрын
@@mindyhuntbeach8026 I laughed so hard when he said it. I thought he misspoke but then he said it again lol. Little things like this make me love the cast even more.
@vmccargar1
@vmccargar1 2 жыл бұрын
"Readers" is completely acceptable Sebastian! Jesus!!!
@paolo1579
@paolo1579 2 жыл бұрын
Sebastian could be the next Felix Unger😂
@zahrasalem4340
@zahrasalem4340 2 жыл бұрын
Lol ya the Italian Odd Couple🇮🇹🇮🇹
@vmccargar1
@vmccargar1 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Pete. He's so naturally the everyday guy. Who cares what you're wearing man! He can and should walk into any place and be totally comfortable.
@tsc1945
@tsc1945 2 жыл бұрын
Pete YOU get the master bedroom….Sebastian…YOU GO TO THE TIME OUT CORNER IN THE BASEMENT AND REFLECT ON HOW YOU EMBARRASSED YOUR FRIEND thru 85% of this cast. And don’t come up until you PROPERLY apologize to Pete. You have a strange tendency on most of the casts to somehow embarrass Pete or be condescending towards him. Now….CALL him and apologize.
@morena162
@morena162 2 жыл бұрын
@zahrasalem4340
@zahrasalem4340 2 жыл бұрын
Relax...they're comedians, it's called conedy. So I guess you didn't like comedians like Don Rickles...not polite enough?
@tsc1945
@tsc1945 2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy.
@reggiedunlop2222
@reggiedunlop2222 2 жыл бұрын
Great cast as always! Pete and Sebastian describing their dinner experience was like describing every typical uncomfortable first date 😂
@ImaStewBdooooo
@ImaStewBdooooo 2 жыл бұрын
Nice call on the orange sneakers Pete 🤣 And your response to Sebastian feeling certain you heard exactly what he ordered from the menu.... "no man, I was actually lookin around for famous people" 😆
@yogaisforeveryone
@yogaisforeveryone 2 жыл бұрын
Pete is so funny. Quick, raw & natural humor. The best… 🤣
@celestialdragon3989
@celestialdragon3989 2 жыл бұрын
I dont know? I gotta agree with Pete on the ‘readers’. That’s what they’re for…reading! I have bifocals so I don’t need readers
@SolidMikeP
@SolidMikeP 2 жыл бұрын
Every week, I am like "its not gonna be as funny as last week" and every time, im FUCKING wrong.
@roysenberry6635
@roysenberry6635 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaaaaa right?? These fuckin guys
@PBHorrorGaming
@PBHorrorGaming 2 жыл бұрын
Pete is very similar to George Costanza, in that knowing him is like going into the jungle, you're real scared and you don't know what you're going to find next 🤣🤣
@BlueSky-ff4oy
@BlueSky-ff4oy 2 жыл бұрын
That hurts that you compared Pete to THA member of seinfeld that ruined that show for me.
@Purrepur
@Purrepur 2 жыл бұрын
Nah i don’t see it
@GiGi1217
@GiGi1217 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, hi! II just love these two guys. You are so different yet still the same, love you, love The Cast! Pete.I gotta get me a T-shirt which I would proudly wear. Pls keep on keeping on, Luv U Guys,. GG from Jersey
@kriashun
@kriashun 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not disappointed at Pete’s restaurant “behavior” but I’m Super disappointed at Sebastian for calling him out on the cast!! Pete was trying to be discreet but Sebastian made sure everybody knew. whoa
@dreday3555
@dreday3555 2 жыл бұрын
It was entertaining to hear thou
@dedemillikan2401
@dedemillikan2401 2 жыл бұрын
I kinda think Sebastian asked Pete prior to the cast if it’s ok to bring that up, or it’s all just a joke, they are comedians! 👌😎
@zahrasalem4340
@zahrasalem4340 2 жыл бұрын
They're comedians and friends, they tease each other.....that's what they do 🙄
@WardWyatt
@WardWyatt 2 жыл бұрын
Sebastian guy C’MON!!! Cut Pete a break! 🤌🏼
@debbiegelb5763
@debbiegelb5763 2 жыл бұрын
You both are hilarious! Always looking forward to the cast!
@roxannetracy2931
@roxannetracy2931 2 жыл бұрын
Readers is correct. Sebastian, be nice to Pete.
@jeromeierome4523
@jeromeierome4523 2 жыл бұрын
Nice surprise to listen to the cast on my morning ride to work. ❤️ from Melbourne
@karendistefano6001
@karendistefano6001 2 жыл бұрын
Pete is right....Readers! If you have contacts in, they ARE your glasses! You don't wear 2 pair of glasses. They are called Readers when you need to see up close.
@loving_lioness3518
@loving_lioness3518 2 жыл бұрын
No way! Glass 100%. 😉 Lol the point is no one else knows you have contacts in anyways. You just gotta say glasses....other people aren't thinking 🤔 like ah yes he said readers so he must be wearing contacts already lol. They don't care.
@ayylmao29
@ayylmao29 2 жыл бұрын
ALWAYS stoked for the cast!
@Dianasviews
@Dianasviews 2 жыл бұрын
Better Wednesday now🥰thank so much guys!
@billysarahball3677
@billysarahball3677 2 жыл бұрын
Love you both !!!! Thank you for making this world a kinder, better place with your gift of comedy !! I personally knew Siegfried and Roy I was contracted from Michigan to move to Las Vegas to set up a adolescent hematology and oncology office, those “kittys” were their babies , they were such kind men, they were so respectful in every part of their lives they gave back so much everyday , they loved that I was fluent in German. I moved back to Michigan after 7 years but think of them often. Love your podcast you two make my day !!! Just you 2 being such good friends trying to love your best life’s are so incredible and you are both so grounded and humble. Thank you both for everything you do !!!! Michigan loves you !!!
@sandrarunge5607
@sandrarunge5607 2 жыл бұрын
You got a little OCD with Pete’s dining habits. We love you both - no judgement. Love the history lesson Pete. Again enjoyed the laughs. You two are the best.
@000_x9
@000_x9 2 жыл бұрын
Lol Pete with the bumps. The clothes critiques are so funny. I didn't realize dudes were so into it.
@fitnessandfightingisfun3565
@fitnessandfightingisfun3565 2 жыл бұрын
OMG Love Pete! Down to earth, real and so funny! Listening to these two is great, my favorite podcast!
@katrinac469
@katrinac469 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Pete, "I need my readers" LOL They are glasses, Pete and I'm not young ha ha
@MS-bs8dd
@MS-bs8dd 2 жыл бұрын
Yep! “Readers” for oh maybe a few years but then, glasses 🤓
@DebbieMason
@DebbieMason 2 жыл бұрын
For 40+ when your eyes change and you now have a problem seeing up close (but are otherwise ok in eyesight), they're still called readers. It's not an outdated term, lol.
@moonchild9315
@moonchild9315 2 жыл бұрын
“I gotta make sure this is recording hold on” hits bowl 🤣
@AnasCreativeCorner
@AnasCreativeCorner 2 жыл бұрын
Sebastian, you're wrong. They're readers. Period.
@loving_lioness3518
@loving_lioness3518 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO no way! "Readers" is a much older generation term. No one says that anymore 😉
@Dr_KAP
@Dr_KAP 2 жыл бұрын
Might be an American thing but I’ve never heard of it lol
@djd31289
@djd31289 2 жыл бұрын
"I woulda saw dat" If I were sitting at another table, I would have heard that. Way to improvise with the gum situation, Pete. That being said, I think at this point, you're addicted to chewing the gum. Let it go guy! Don't be a slave to anything. Great cast! Love you both. Always real witcha. ❤️
@chrissyluv27
@chrissyluv27 2 жыл бұрын
Two different life styles here guy give Pete a break,, Sebastian your to hard on Pete he's your bruh,,Let him be himself 🙄,, love you guys..funny as hell 😂😂😂
@1Challino
@1Challino 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my parents. Sebastian is my mom that ruined every single meal with all her manners bs and Pete is my dad that made every meal enjoyable.
@SG-MT
@SG-MT 2 жыл бұрын
That's my parents but in reverse. My mother didn't care for manners while my father totally did.
@Allegra4442
@Allegra4442 2 жыл бұрын
Really, really enjoyed this one guys....”gold”...
@darrenoropallo1870
@darrenoropallo1870 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely use the term “readers” regularly!! No doubt!
@Upstream5402
@Upstream5402 2 жыл бұрын
Creative of Pete sticking his gum on his phone and tenting the napkin over it. Give him a break, Sebastian - where was he supposed to put it?
@nanwilder2853
@nanwilder2853 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe that anyone would defend a grown man-in a nice restaurant, no less-who sticks his GUM onto his filthy cell phone. Never mind the “tenting”: His napkin belonged on his lap! As for where he should have put it? That should have been sorted out before entering the restaurant... Maybe if he weren’t stoned all the time, he could have problem-solved a (super obvious) gum-related situation by throwing it out-instead of stubbornly insisting on hanging on to a disgusting wad of gum. Pretty sure he can afford the Nicotine prescription!
@dedemillikan2401
@dedemillikan2401 2 жыл бұрын
Wow I didn’t realize Sebastian was that picky at dinner??? Heaven forbid poor Pete put his gum on his phone….. at least he covered it up!!😂😂😂. Don’t worry Pete I probably would of done the same exact things you done!!! Oh this was hilarious!😂😂😂
@morena162
@morena162 2 жыл бұрын
I just commented on that.It's disgusting.
@dedemillikan2401
@dedemillikan2401 2 жыл бұрын
@@morena162 I can think of a million different things that are truly disgusting, this , not so much!💁
@debbiehall2006
@debbiehall2006 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect pair of guys to keep us laughing. Enough the same in the “I’m there with ya bro” times and then totally opposite at times, but friends. So funny whatever lane they are in. I love how Pete is a real friend and says what he thinks to Sebastian. Don’t know if Sebastian gets a lot of that because he has become so famous. (Also love how Sebastian doesn’t think he is al lthat famous lol)Love the peek we get into the Hollywood world of Sebastian. Pete has a lot of cool stuff going on too with writing for tv and being on the road doing comedy. Great together. Wouldn’t work with anyone else on either side.
@krisalesna9649
@krisalesna9649 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m right there with you Bro!” Lovin the Cast from Los Angeles California!!! Have a great day everyone…
@carreekley7806
@carreekley7806 2 жыл бұрын
Something to look forward to every week! Thanks! Same to you💋✌❤
@gabriellasophia222
@gabriellasophia222 2 жыл бұрын
Its like smelling another man’s fart- I’m so done 😂 too funny… also sorry Pete I’m with Sebastian on just calling them glasses lol ( coming from a contact wearer myself )
@SG-MT
@SG-MT 2 жыл бұрын
I was dying when he said that! 🤣🤣🤣 ☠️
@patriciabaylor4573
@patriciabaylor4573 2 жыл бұрын
I hear reading glasses a lot.
@djd31289
@djd31289 2 жыл бұрын
They're readers, signifying that they're only used for reading.
@gabriellasophia222
@gabriellasophia222 2 жыл бұрын
I know what reading glasses are! It’s just (in my lifetime ) haven’t heard the term readers often I guess. But thanks :)
@L.A.Coro22
@L.A.Coro22 2 жыл бұрын
Pete is a riot 😂
@stephenbeltzner7736
@stephenbeltzner7736 2 жыл бұрын
Blessings from Toronto everyone.
@mjm5081
@mjm5081 2 жыл бұрын
I just listened to Grace Under Pressure and Power Windows back to back by three lovely lads from Toronto ❤ ❤ ❤
@Susan-cooks
@Susan-cooks 2 жыл бұрын
Sebastian is letting fame go to his head. He's disrespectful to Pete, his kids & his wife, Lana. Seems to be getting more so with each episode. I'm glad Pete got a chance to call him out a few times!
@lisakedigh3123
@lisakedigh3123 2 жыл бұрын
I totally agree Susan. In every episode he has to talk about how much he spends on things. Yes, he definitely has let fame go to his head.
@dreday3555
@dreday3555 2 жыл бұрын
What else can he talk about if that’s his real life??
@morena162
@morena162 2 жыл бұрын
This is the total truth.Thank you for calling him out.
@zahrasalem4340
@zahrasalem4340 2 жыл бұрын
@@dreday3555 I agree! He worked so hard for years to achieve his success and he's living his reality which includes being wealthy....nothing wrong with that, he deserves it and is a great family man ....he's stiil himself🇮🇹
@Dr_KAP
@Dr_KAP 2 жыл бұрын
@@OriginalHorseFace agree. Came for Sebastian, stayed for Pete. I’ve seen Sebastian slowly slip away from reality - the last year has been particularly obvious
@lalah9481
@lalah9481 2 жыл бұрын
BTW your kids are absorbing way more than you think. My youngest appeared to be uninterested, and even mildly annoyed when I’d try to pass on life lessons or advice….for years we thought he was immune to it all. Then, he hit age 11-12 and stunned us with his intense, strong stance he decided to take against his buddies-they were cajoling him to kiss his little girlfriend in front of them (with the poor girl sitting there), Ben told them to knock it off and how it wasn’t cool to be like that to girls-I was bursting with pride. It was also very cool that he told us about it too.💖
@Lilybet1316
@Lilybet1316 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine the stress of being Sebastian’s kids and the pressure or expectations on them. Thank God for Lana
@morena162
@morena162 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine....mindblowing.
@frann.8879
@frann.8879 2 жыл бұрын
hi Pete, Sebastian……what a fantastic episode!👏👏👏 I couldn’t catch my breathe from laughing so hard about the nicorette gum on the cell phone and the “Dorito mask”!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 …Pete I agree with you..I also wear contact lens, but use “READERS” to look at small print! Love the CAST❤️❤️👌👌
@ventisale1
@ventisale1 2 жыл бұрын
another great cast..... I love hearing both dad's speak of their kids. They're really relishing the opportunity to watch them learn and grow. BTW, re; glasses. I've heard them called "reading glasses" and it's very common for people who don't wear glasses to suddenly pull out their reading glasses when it comes to reading menus, scripts, etc.... Pete shouldn't be embarrassed to pull out glasses when he needs them nor should anyone make him feel self conscious about the things he does due to not being used to eating at top level restaurants. He's worth his weight in gold, as an individual, as a friend, etc.
@SG-MT
@SG-MT 2 жыл бұрын
Karma hit me across the face a couple years ago... I used to make fun of people my age wearing glasses because I had 20/20 vision. And then suddenly things started going blurry when I was trying to read. Now, I have to use "readers" or I can't really read this well at all.
@ventisale1
@ventisale1 2 жыл бұрын
@@SG-MT yeah... the signs of aging are a rude awakening. soon you may also have that one hair poking out of your chin ... I don't dare laugh about any aspect of another person now for fear it will befall me in the future.
@SG-MT
@SG-MT 2 жыл бұрын
@Venti Sale Nooooo... Hush! No chin hair... That's horrible! 😱 I'm grateful that despite my eyesight issues, I do not look anywhere my true age! Otherwise, I wouldn't have men half my age wanting to date me. Lol 😉
@djd31289
@djd31289 2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree. Pete would look sexy in a pair of readers. He can't help himself. 💜
@CRStLouis
@CRStLouis 2 жыл бұрын
Pete, loved the Dorito mask story. You are hilarious❤️.
@kimwilliams403
@kimwilliams403 2 жыл бұрын
Pete's right it's readers. Readers are just magnified glass.
@gloriastoufflet880
@gloriastoufflet880 2 жыл бұрын
Sebastian: “That’s it! He destroyed the dessert!” 🤣😂😅
@susanshew2373
@susanshew2373 2 жыл бұрын
Sebastian, they are called "readers" - the ones you buy at the drug store.
@roysenberry6635
@roysenberry6635 2 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend thinks I’m nuts for being a 24 year old (non Italian) listening to you two. I live for this sh*T though 😆
@freehuman480
@freehuman480 2 жыл бұрын
She is wrong
@HeavyDirtySoulz
@HeavyDirtySoulz 2 жыл бұрын
Same!! 24 and always listen to every episode lol
@susanleckie8032
@susanleckie8032 2 жыл бұрын
Oh dear...then I'm definitely not in the right demographic- I'm a 60 year old (non italian) mother of 2 grown children lol...I find that funny is funny regardless of age- if you're alive-you can relate! 😄
@sofieandlily
@sofieandlily 2 жыл бұрын
@@susanleckie8032 I'm 70, half Italian, and love this podcast! --Susan
@HeavyDirtySoulz
@HeavyDirtySoulz 2 жыл бұрын
@@susanleckie8032 oh 100% , i just like when they go into like "lemme tell you this one" and you just see YEARS of italian FRUSTRATION go through them, absolutely hysterical.
@michelemichele6387
@michelemichele6387 2 жыл бұрын
Wayyyy too uppity. Stay humble and kind.
@vanish24
@vanish24 2 жыл бұрын
I know logistics couldn’t be any worse to do this more often but y’all together having a meal is gold for the cast!
@zahrasalem4340
@zahrasalem4340 2 жыл бұрын
'Glasses'.....definitely more hip to say than Readers lol....LOVE you both🇮🇹💜
@mimigiggles4199
@mimigiggles4199 2 жыл бұрын
Readers does sound like a term Grandpa uses when he gets his glasses out of the pocket of the Lazy Boy chair before reading the Sunday paper.
@kriashun
@kriashun 2 жыл бұрын
Who cares what you call your reading glasses?? Geez-oh Pete…oh..haha..get it? But are we here to impress others with materialistic crap or are we here to show each other kindness and love? Honestly, I love Sebastian, but sometimes he’s so shallow I need to go watch something else
@KateKaden
@KateKaden 2 жыл бұрын
14:32 Pete's PARDON me and Sebastian's follow up laugh with the arm in the air...I just laughed so hard. It's those kinda moments that are my fav:)
@witch1031babe
@witch1031babe 2 жыл бұрын
Sebastian I am so disappointed at your better than Pete attitude! So your fame has gone to your head. Very pissed at you. Never thought you would turn.
@cathysolis1948
@cathysolis1948 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah a little pompous
@karenkiely4853
@karenkiely4853 2 жыл бұрын
Little harsh toward Pete, not everyone is so anul about how one eats
@cathysolis1948
@cathysolis1948 2 жыл бұрын
Ridiculous
@EAP0804
@EAP0804 2 жыл бұрын
Readers Pete…you’re right.. Sebastian’s sometimes too cool for school…😘
@jostandefer3582
@jostandefer3582 2 жыл бұрын
Or is too busy trying too hard
@aliceruttura6400
@aliceruttura6400 2 жыл бұрын
Sebastian comments about Pete in the restaurant were ugly and unnecessary. Everyone I know calls reading glasses readers. They are even referred to when they are selling them as readers.
@caroldefelice2458
@caroldefelice2458 2 жыл бұрын
About the glasses issue, I, personally, refer to them as either “reading glasses” or “magnifying glasses.”
@TrueFocusEyeCare
@TrueFocusEyeCare 2 жыл бұрын
As an eye doctor, it really doesn't matter what you call them, as long as you are using them correctly 😂
@loving_lioness3518
@loving_lioness3518 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with Sebastian lol....just call them glasses. You don't have to specify what type of glasses they are. 😉
@1veryfunnygirl
@1veryfunnygirl 2 жыл бұрын
I love watching you two. Together you make one perfect man. ❤🥰😂
@alexisferrigno1874
@alexisferrigno1874 2 жыл бұрын
You two are just fantastic….when I can’t sleep I put my headset on so I don’t wake up my significant other and listen to you..loved this episode as I do all of them..Thank you so much for sharing your lives through laughter..lexi
@rupertsmithable
@rupertsmithable 2 жыл бұрын
Sebastian is going through male mesopause with the crying and the burnt toys. haha 😁
@nanwilder2853
@nanwilder2853 2 жыл бұрын
The word for that is Andropause. Good catch, Maistro!
@T-2-the-ori
@T-2-the-ori 2 жыл бұрын
I love how animated Pete. I'm cracking up .
@dianedurham8817
@dianedurham8817 2 жыл бұрын
Sebastian respect Pete's friendship. Don't let Hollywood change you.
@sunchaser9726
@sunchaser9726 2 жыл бұрын
If going out for a meal was a world cup event these guys would be Impossible to beat.
@candydungca1465
@candydungca1465 2 жыл бұрын
Happy wife happy life….lol, what a fun “bromance”…great cast as always. I think Pete is a gem, the fact that he makes Sabastian laugh is what I love most about this partnership. I laugh more during those times in the cast because it’s other level comedy to make a comedian laugh. Thanks P&S!!!!!
@jppop6359
@jppop6359 2 жыл бұрын
" if we was a couple, I 'll be watching tv upstairs, you will be downstairs. Lmao
@robertuhl8817
@robertuhl8817 2 жыл бұрын
You guys realize most of your audience is praying that we will have food available in three weeks.
@loriflynn9835
@loriflynn9835 2 жыл бұрын
I’m loving you guys, y’all are the funniest😂😂😂😂Pete please keep telling us more about George Washington, I’m loving the education👍
@ImaStewBdooooo
@ImaStewBdooooo 2 жыл бұрын
"Says the guy walkin around in Keds" 🤣😆😂 Tucheee Peteeeey 🤭
@sunnybeachwalks4k2022
@sunnybeachwalks4k2022 2 жыл бұрын
Petey just rolled out of bed and hit the one hitter hhahaha
@noodlehat3250
@noodlehat3250 2 жыл бұрын
My grandmother use to call her glasses....... "My Bifocals"
@rainyday56
@rainyday56 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for The Cast 🤣😊
@foolproof7321
@foolproof7321 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh Pardon me.. It tucked itself" 😅😅 Ive heard them called "readers" and "cheaters" youre all good Pete lol
@philmakris8507
@philmakris8507 2 жыл бұрын
Pete's got a Greek brother in law, well alright 1👍🤌🇬🇷🧿
@melissacustalow6637
@melissacustalow6637 2 жыл бұрын
I'm blown away with every cast you guys do. I look forward to these every week like you wouldn't believe. Also, really enjoying Patreon. Anybody out there that is in the fence about spending what you would at Starbucks in one day for one month's worth of Patreon access to Pete and Sebastian extras, don't be. worth every penny and then some.
@daniiii0825
@daniiii0825 2 жыл бұрын
Great episode guys. Milo’s is my favorite spot too!!!! Food is delicious and everything is always so fresh😋 OMG the gum on the cell phone… Sebastian is a ninja.. of coarse he caught that move🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you guys so much❤️ FYI “readers”Pete is outdated. “Glasses” 👓 is the term we use 🤣
@patriciabaylor4573
@patriciabaylor4573 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, it sounds so stressful to go out with Sebastian.
@cmotto.1
@cmotto.1 2 жыл бұрын
Readers sounds like something the granny on tweedy bird cartoons would say
@TheReyallday
@TheReyallday 2 жыл бұрын
They’re def called readers. Glasses are glasses readers are readers. Love this cast! Waiting for the Patreon episode!
@moinsanityworkout2406
@moinsanityworkout2406 2 жыл бұрын
Good friendship. No one gets offended when they make fun of each other, and they sound totally honest with each other. Funny stuff.
@SG-MT
@SG-MT 2 жыл бұрын
I could tell Pete was getting annoyed. But then he let it go and moved on.
@robertuhl8817
@robertuhl8817 2 жыл бұрын
I want to hear Pete and Sebastian take a history quiz. It would be GOLD!!!!!
@TheLizardp
@TheLizardp 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the Savannah trolley tour!!
@debbiehall2006
@debbiehall2006 2 жыл бұрын
I know some people think Sebastian picks on Pete. I know they must be people with kind hearts. But remember the comedic phrases from Sebastian like: “That bothers me“, and “Aren’t you embarrassed?“and what about: “Why would you do that?” That’s the stuff that made Sebastian famous… just being himself. He’s an observer and gets bugged by things people do and it’s hilarious. I don’t think he is picking on Pete. And let’s remember that Pete is a professional comedian. He knows how to handle hecklers on stage and all that comes with it. I don’t think he has that thin of a skin. Feelings, of course, but I think Pete handles himself well. He’s a grown Italian man after all LOL. Plus he is entirely hilarious just being himself. That’s the Magic…They can really play off of each other’s differences.
@Tinatonerfitness
@Tinatonerfitness 2 жыл бұрын
'make a less messy dessert you Greeks' lol Geeze...I swear my health has improved and I feel like I look 10 years younger watching these two...laughter IS the best medicine!
@tinakeegstra5603
@tinakeegstra5603 2 жыл бұрын
Readers to read small print 😂😂😂So funny!! Thanks for the needed laughs.
@sharonlouisedoud9769
@sharonlouisedoud9769 2 жыл бұрын
Yes when they're 28yrs they'll let you know how much they've learned from you
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