The Pizza Taste Test Full Of Regret

[@thespacedout]

why did i just spend 20 minutes watching a grown man eat pizza while his wife threatens divorce... cool vid !

[@aganica]

he knows his priorities

[@aganica]

@biscuit hahaha you're 100% right!!!

[@bloodyninen7]

Ethan gonna be boogie 2.0 soon. Imagine being married to this slob of a manchild. Every girls dream!

[@clayblob2]

😂

[@rackneh]

Troll or not it made me hella uncomfortable, I was listening to it so I couldn't see her face but if she was acting; she has a severe nack for it.

[@opposewcb-rocohighlights55]

i feel like i’m watching my parents fight silently

[@sevay]

brandon carter yea kinda... =/

[@conor7187]

Yours fought silently? ...white privilege. Jk. I'm white.

[@kyle1806]

@@sevay stfu fool dont be such a pussy

[@livingliefe4209]

@@kyle1806 name checks out

[@kyle1806]

@@livingliefe4209 found the pussy

[@wayned535]

"little seizures"- ethan klein 2019

[@jacob-bishop3984]

Every time he said it the more I got triggered😂

[@danesec8554]

🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@onthefence4931]

actually it's Ethan Klein, circa 2015

[@scythe163]

ha ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drvb3lladonna805]

Its a good band name

[@rayackerman5705]

Video should've been called "dude eats whole pizzas while wife threatens divorce"

[@Kizzabell]

Ethan eats pizza and Hila attacks!

[@shabibmahab]

Hila: “I took a bite.” Ethan: “It’s not good!” *eats entire pizza*

[@CarthusNoise]

Bad pizza is still good tho

[@bigboi9711]

dragonkid210 if it was really bad you would stop eating it common sense

[@nick2316]

dragonkid210 So true

[@Puggy42069]

@@bigboi9711 When you’re hungry enough, bad food is serviceable.

[@MSQuaint]

@@Puggy42069 how could Ethan possibly be hungry

[@mcgregor838]

Ethan: "They get lots of views" Hila: "Is it you, just rewatching?" 5:06

[@drea3348]

I don’t like it when mama and papa fight

[@ziaali6618]

😔

[@thischarmingmatthew8088]

Whatchu eating there, Drea?

[@alksi1]

@@thischarmingmatthew8088 i think thats a bell pepper

[@drea3348]

This Charming Matthew yup, bell pepper haha

[@Aribbonofsoundmen]

Drea papa is upset because mama isn’t being sexual anymore.

[@Raisin_]

lmao hila really look like she tryna divorce ethan after seeing this

[@quindaliousbarnaclejonesjr1493]

If she does i feel bad for theodore

[@armandoaguirre7846]

Lmao frls all bad

[@traymuse3810]

@@quindaliousbarnaclejonesjr1493 better now then when he is in high school haha

[@memelover4209]

She does want a divorce, she’s having an affair with Ian

[@smoldynastyrucoy4220]

@@memelover4209 lol nah

[@gloriouspurpose_]

This is the most violently passive aggressive video I've seen in awhile

[@womprat3681]

sen3.14 bro it feels like this podcast is always so passive aggressive. Not always between Ethan and Hila as much as this one; but usually between power dynamics between Dan, the other guys, and Ethan. It’s so strange, glad someone else notices this

[@arturos.l.2248]

The fact that they uploaded this kinda shows how bad their relationship is. Ethan is kinda a loser, Hila just has a hate stare. Bad couple

[@rdm4952]

You people really don’t get the joke

[@sarcofaygo6218]

@@rdm4952 if nobody is laughing its not a joke

[@rdm4952]

@@sarcofaygo6218 not necessarily

[@gomaboto]

I hope Hila teaches Theodore not to talk when he's chewing lol

[@daone1638]

Right he's a total slob ! What a turn off

[@Donnydubz]

DracoBlocc Gang I don’t know what your talking about he’s dreamy

[@thatoneguyricardo]

Watch his first words be while he’s eating

[@9alt0]

You're right, but I do hope she teaches Theodore to talk while chewing though

[@toddt.]

Its hereditary

[@nkyryry]

Hila gets so damn pissed when Ethan does this lol. You can tell she hates it.

[@funkahontas]

@jimmy Adams yah thas fucked up by Ethan

[@Harrisongarrison0800]

regular_dude shut up

[@angrythumbman6290]

TouchéPadre so many sneak diss throughout this

[@nasseryousif1222]

@regular_dude i agree with u

[@nasseryousif1222]

@@Harrisongarrison0800 stfu

[@andreaskyriacou3820]

Ethan : if papa jones was alive he would be rolling in his grave hila : he is alive...

[@_rawr_]

Ethan:"Hila you still love me right" Hila: *silence*

[@URAWESOME94]

rawrtf2 yeah that was painful.

[@daone1638]

Nah , he's deserves to lose her . He's completely selective on what he wants to hear .

[@shekinahbliss8154]

Bruh, shes gonna leave him. He's to damn toxic to her

[@eatermckinnon4644]

Haha. Place your bets on when??

[@T-Jin]

@@shekinahbliss8154 lol she is not good enough for ethan

[@robertoarmstrong7317]

VEGETABLE TASTE TEST PETITION FOR THE SAKE OF HILA. SIGN BELOW WITH VEGGIE REQUESTS FOR ETHAN

[@burchbullock8292]

Yes

[@DE4DLYX4SS4SS1N]

A carrot is a good start

[@Paulmight1]

Signed

[@aidanmcguinness3160]

Signed Ethan eat a fucking vegetable you knob end

[@keithfifer9213]

Nice

[@ricardo.i.i.i]

Ethan: I didn’t like little Caesar’s at all .... eats the entire slice

[@arturos.l.2248]

I did the same thing 😂 even a pizza guy like me knows, I'm like "this isn't good" and then I eat the whole thing and talk about divorcing

[@lennyleonard5926]

I like how ethan pretends he doesnt love shoving fast food down his face every podcast

[@lallijohnslallijohns5124]

Hila was lowkey not joking with wanting a divorce i think haha

[@Supreme_Sals]

Crazy how everyone is an expert on relationship advice in this comment section

[@kevins.5018]

you're probably as fat and food driven as ethan

[@shaynamoore4749]

So true 😭

[@Supreme_Sals]

@@kevins.5018 crazy how butthurt you got😂 obviously your one of the relationship experts. But more realistically your a fat fucking loser that scrolls through KZbin comments all day😂🤷🏼‍♂️

[@Aganie.]

@@leolego2 honestly its ez to give advice but kinda hard to put that advice in play on ur own terms

[@dpunkart1777]

@@Supreme_Sals lmfao

[@04dram04]

When he asked Hila if she still loved him, she didnt reply

[@diegod7936]

04dram04 F

[@fastender7880]

F

[@ideletemycomments]

shes not into pda's

[@Ggff-op7tq]

Lmfaoooooo

[@sgbabie]

04dram04 timestamp?

[@MrRed-cf6gk]

Ethan going to feel like megadoodoo after reading these comments.

[@roachtheone4290]

Shame is a powerful motivator

[@UnlicensedOkie]

Roach Theone it ain’t gonna motivate him to do shit He will just bitch and complain about being “bullied”

[@drkleiner2869]

Except he says he doesn't read them...

[@nick2316]

UnlicensedOkie When has he bitched about being bullied

[@oscars4608]

I feel like pizza is a major cause of conflict between Ethan and Hila 😂😂😂

[@MrRed-cf6gk]

Hila: Do people even like this? Ethan: THEY SAY THEY LIKE IT HILA! The entire comment section: Bruh stop

[@trioajo]

this episode is sponsored by l i t t l e s e i z u r e s

[@feYslYa]

"if papa were alive today, he'd be rolling in his grave" - Ethan Klein

[@luhe8]

everything about this sentence is a mess, i'm crying laughing

[@sweatergod5386]

Im having a little seziure watching this

[@MCyahhhhha]

Sweater God little seizures pizza is da bomb

[@aliceshusband4436]

A Disney seizure? Too soon bro too soon

[@fusion5329]

I’m having vietnam flashbacks

[@nicolithe3rd]

Knew I wasn't the only one hearing that!

[@drea3348]

I just snorted

[@Lycanin]

Yeah uh hila doesn’t seem very happy... maybe it wasn’t a joke after all

[@pevi2007]

The most honest truths are told jokingly.

[@lIlIllIlIllIlllIllIIIIIIIIIlII]

Lycan The Cuck that's her default state

[@Lycanin]

` ʼ not that annoyed

[@CaseFace5]

I mean it keeps coming up each week, you can tell Ethans food addiction is really starting to bother her and im sure there is some truth to the whole him using these "taste tests" as an excuse to cheat on his diet. the whole thing feels weird.

[@acidbath3226]

no she prolly got a nicer man and she aint fuckin him anymore u can just tell they are literally just business partners at this point. she was dressing way too nice for ethan the other day

[@georgeaksich9017]

Ethan, get it together. Your baby mama lookin at you like youre on youre way to a heart attack. Junk food is a drug.

[@MrDietrik]

Djordje Aksic i agree with the first and second sentence, but no junk food isnt a drug. Sugar isnt a drug. Caffeine, alcohol, weed, tylenol, benadryl, those are drugsp

[@womprat3681]

Trik W sugar is not a drug but it certainly can still act like addicting drugs, there are reasons why it’s hard to sometimes only eat “just one” cookie, donut, etc... sugars activate happiness/reward “feel-good” areas of the brain. Basically Ethan has to chill lol for Hila’a sake if not for his own health

[@commandercheddar8778]

@@womprat3681 fully true. Also a poor family is going the go for the cheapest food possible doesn't matter healthy or not. Just what can fill themselves up cheaply

[@ohsweatbret]

Trik W simple sugars might as well be a drug since it works similarly to a prodrug a lot of other drugs don’t do anything besides increase the release or reuptake of serotonin. They all break down into glucose and get converted into serotonin at its most basic level. It’s the difference between taking an immediate release adderall or a extended release adderall or a candy bar and an equivalent amount of carbs in bananas or sweet potatoes. you’re more likely to get that euphoric rush and quick crash that convinces the brain into wanting more of it more often. The problem is we used to have to work pretty hard just to get 1 serving of fruit.

[@Hogzilla]

Trik W try not eating something with processed sugar or with sugar. It’s been studied that sugar is more addictive than cocaine

[@DailyTeaEmpire]

There was definitely a weird vibe to this video..

[@random-ob3vs]

There's often weird vibes lol

[@smoshbooz]

They're taking it too seriously for some reason

[@radicallybean]

yeah...yeah, this video is fucking weird.

[@AndrewPRoberts]

And only this video

[@lIlIllIlIllIlllIllIIIIIIIIIlII]

jordaii sandoval you're imagining things

[@sammy_nass]

Ethan please start taking your diet seriously... We all love you the way you are but please do it for Hila... She only wants what’s best for you.

[@RucifX]

Lil Arab Boy quit spoiling ethan even more with showing him care like this .. i been telling you guys ethan will never learn. He is selfish.. i mean didnt he already acknowledge the way hes been latley by even replying to that guy that made a video about ethan being such a 2 face? Cmon if he didnt learn from that what makes you think hea going to learn by you asking him nicely? Fuck that .. all you little fans that think ethan will change im telling you now he wont .. and its only going to get worse and before he knows it his wife will be long gone enjoying her life and THATS when ethan will beg for his fans to come and keeo him company but for now all you little dickriders need to stop asking him so nicely and how much you guys “love “ him cuz trust me ... its only making him worse by how much you guys keep babying him .. and sure you could say he doesnt read the comments but cmon really? Obviously every here and then he sends someone to check on the comments and “we love you ethan please stop” is all he needs to read to know he still being spoiled the way he loves it .. so im telling you now if you really give a shit about him then show him tough love by actually insulting him so that you can actually get his attention cuz doing it the same way yall been doing it wont work and thats FACTS ...

[@sammy_nass]

Claw Deal I understand where you are coming from but I believe your tactic would work better in real life with a family member. When you leave comments like this it really doesn’t look like you care, it just seems disrespectful. Also, I doubt that we are “making him worse” by showing him that thousands of people truly want to see him become healthier.

[@joshuadardashti8675]

Lil Arab Boy preach brother

[@izzyperkins1827]

@@RucifX I completely understand where your coming from. I think he needs us to tell him how fucking disgusting he is and how hes ruining his life. Act like haters, MAKE him change

[@RucifX]

x x bruh im going by what im seeing and what ive seen before, has he or has he not already acknowledged that the way hes been meaning selfish, rude , a 2 face to people around him and hila especially has been fuking up his life ? Huh did he not make a video about that ? So this is me giving yall an example that he already acknowledged that and although he did try and be better for his FANS for that little while look at him now right back into CLEARLY disrespecting his wife on the podcast. I need no permission to give my opinion by what he has clearly showed carelessly on the podcast if he can openly misbehave towards his relationship with his wife then why cant i open all of you guys eyes for gods sakes and make you realize that pampering this selfish fuck will only make him worse ? Look at you coming on here tryna talk like i meed some sort of badge in order to talk like i know them in person no he makes it public for a reason right.? So why when someones comes with an opinion more penetrating then usual is it a bad thing .. is this fan base not allowed to see the truth. ? Do yall HAVE to play like little angels here. ? Or what. ? Like why is everyone trying to pass on the image to be nice to ethan when we clearly see his wife starting not to enjoy herself ... and you could say im making a big deal about it but the thing anout ethan is HE ALREADY acknowledged his wrongs from the community now can you imagine what will change if you continue to be nice about it with him. ? NAH he needs to realize that if his wife doesnt want him eating carelessly playing about a divorce and whatnot saying you cant divorce me HAHA then he shouldnt be doing that .. one thing is joking cute with your wife another is doing it just to let her know he won the argument just to come off “cool” hea done this many times when hes drunk and shes right when hes eating he gets that way to so dont come out here tryna talk like you’re some kind of comment officer .. people like you annoy me when all im tryna do is get him to realize because i know none of YOU will do it by the looks of how nice y’all continue to be ... stop being so blind ... ive been where this fatass was before and he will regret it if he looses his wife ... you guys have to realize theh hide alot behind the curtains and it shows

[@crush5351]

11:58 show your wife a little more respect bro

[@S.E.J]

Wow he didn’t gently place his pizza there. WHAT A FUCKING MONSTER

[@Alastasius]

@@S.E.J Hey, kid. If you didn't realize, it's important to treat your wife right. You'll learn when you grow up.

[@S.E.J]

Anatnas Lmao stop talking like you’re a fucking grandpa or something. There are ways of showing your wife complete disrespect. This just isn’t one of them.

[@ethanreed9899]

Anatnas grow up not like he committed a war crime

[@jaycedavis4674]

S.E.J u butthurt

[@FredCracklin]

Ethan's just trying to parlay this podcast into an excuse to eat junk food so he can tell Hila it's for work/supporting the family.

[@KROW_COMBOS]

I’m loving seeing Ethans slow progression towards insanity, blurring the lines between the podcast and home life lmao Get yo Grub On Dawg!

[@1362k-p7i]

KROW Can you check me out I wanna hit 1000 subs soon kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJeXiGWtlMRng9U

[@castro392]

apexlakota no get them by earning them

[@ballwrsgalaxy8503]

love how the comments all of a sudden know everything about their relationship.

[@FoshoTheOne]

WTH is going on with Ethan ? Somebody please get a hold of that man, he’s becoming a mad man 😂...

[@nerdybiscuit3258]

the scooter is going to his head

[@SupernovaSpriter]

Bro I see you literally everywhere lmao

[@TayNez63]

Ethan is fucking disgusting. I'm dying 😂

[@Ew4ya]

He gotta look the part If he wants to cruise with the Gatsby

[@slick3996]

I feel like there can't be an episode where Ethan doesn't fuck up

[@khinsandar8768]

I can see you are working hard on your diet, good job Ethan.

[@BobGeanis]

Cheat day, everyday, every year

[@Solidsnake856]

That feeding window is so big you could drive a parade of motor scooters through it

[@ВикторРаев-н9ы]

next video title "'She left me..."

[@sgbabie]

Виктор Раев and she should

[@monehget]

"Gone sexual"

[@imsamh]

@@monehget I CANT- 😭😭

[@raphelito]

6:42 she lowkey looks mad. im sure he doesnt read comments, but like actually chill out ethan. people care about you.

[@UnlicensedOkie]

Raph hell She looks pissed throughout the entire video I noticed it 10 seconds in Just watching him shove down pizza She didn’t eat much cuz I’d imagine he made her lose her fucking appetite with his nasty smacking and mouth full of shit

[@sgbabie]

Raph “we’ll see” 😕

[@Solidsnake856]

Man Ethan was a real asshat this whole segment. Dont keep it up, not proud of you.

[@youratowel97]

I dated a guy with epilepsy while I was in high school. He worked at Little Ceasers at the time. Now that’s Little Seizures.

[@GiantPoopingMonkey]

I lol’ed 😂

[@10gawd91]

@@Harrisongarrison0800 When and why did your Mom give you your internet privileges back?

[@otfxsolo4963]

Morgan Elise haHAA

[@mr.speyside5240]

Ok I laughed. Legit snorted

[@Harrisongarrison0800]

10 GAWD I definitely my comment stfu botch

[@noahmanalo1496]

My favorite part when watching people eat food is when they say, “I don’t like this food. It’s not good.” Then, they continue eating.

[@corriblehunt4554]

That Papa Johns Pizza looks disgusting. Like a disk of old carpet

[@jaimereynolds258]

LOL When he folded it in half, it didn't look real food

[@seandaemon]

He fr chewing on a welcome mat lmao

[@JoeCnNd]

@@jaimereynolds258 surprising that papa John's is the most authentic of the pizza where everyone else gets frozen dough delivered. Plus they have better sodie pops.

[@jaimereynolds258]

@@seandaemon 😂 Yes

[@ulipeterson6112]

psst, thats their secret ingridient ...

Hey little ceasers is $5 NOT $8 what ever you bought it from is a scam

[@316whatupz]

Cheese/Pepperoni is $5 plus tax and extra toppings can vary between $8 to $12 plus tax.

[@nslouka90]

They had post mates deliver it its 5-6 bucks for a pep and whatever post mates charges.

[@diskeyes]

He literally said 8.50 for a cheese. 5$ plus tax will get you around $8. Good try

[@1Eashawty]

Natty Bummppo $5 plus tax is $5.35...

[@GenoCult]

@@diskeyes yeah idk what communist country you're living in ,but even in California tax is only 8 cents on the dollar...

[@shiriguessman5157]

Hila actually does seem like she really wants a divorce lol

[@user-oi3di7wi2h]

Shiri Guessman , If I were her I would not eat pizza he flung at me... that’s a guy with a small DICK!

[@cameronhowe1110]

ranger1986ka why are you so angry ?

[@tannerjoseph3108]

@@user-oi3di7wi2h why do you think bad behavior equals small dick. When women think this it makes me cringe, even men too.

[@Loudtree]

Ethan explaining his gluttony to Hila is like watching someone commit hate crimes.

[@adnaniscool]

This is just a video of Hila being uncomfortable that Ethan is eating the whole slice

[@gloriouspurpose_]

17:30 When they included the boys in their diet disagreement was like when parents include their kids in arguments. Awkward stuff

[@ankaschannel]

things started going downhill when ethan said he's a belle delphine fan

[@Dan70166]

Damn Hila really looks not happy, u should probs take care of urself Ethan lol

[@kayes.6418]

I never felt so much love from a wife threatening divorce on a man eating pizza

[@1859ddd]

You do kinda go a lil ham with the fast food Ethan. I honestly started to feel uncomfortable watching this.

[@TheMrDayumm]

wow i really care

[@jethrow9224]

Man you can tell hila really doesn’t like Ethan being unhealthy, it grosses her out.

[@blovTV]

Little Caesars is still $5 for a large hot and ready....

[@monehget]

$8.25 out here

[@OttonFilms]

With tax it's a bit more. In Oregon with no sales tax it is actually 5 bucks.

[@kimmyymmik]

@@OttonFilms in Washington it’s$ 8.00 no tax included.

[@blovTV]

@Smiile Ind. not by me lol

[@Aganie.]

same here

[@Killingglorie]

Hilas opinion on pizza is more valid than Ethans, after all, she is 10% Italian

[@UnlicensedOkie]

Killingglorie the pizza we have here is shit compared to authentic Italian Authentic is so good

[@cooledry]

@@UnlicensedOkie As an Italian myself there are some pretty shitty pizzas around here too tbh. And surprisingly some of the best pizzas I've ever had were in Brazil.

[@fourtwentymafia9244]

I’m 50% and none of that shit is good

[@Humstuck]

wtf, he doesn't like it and keeps eating lol. this is hilarious as entertainment but kind of scary if he has no brakes.

[@Zmansour99]

Humstuck he’s clearly taking the piss

[@Polarbtw]

Htown Tommy just stfu you’re overthinking it

[@Snakeofwrath]

Pizza is like sex If it's good, it's good If it's bad, it's still good.

[@thhal6058]

@Calvin U by hurting himself? lol. then he is a fucking genius.

[@Zmansour99]

Htown Tommy literally not like that at all

[@sharksgarage8874]

this clip isn't right... somethin is really off about it.

[@boiifyoudontfaggumas4648]

How so

[@kymkymo]

Ethan looking a glutton is great when it's a meme but not when it's you being you I feel for Hila. Don't keep it up. Not proud of you

[@Shenanigan5]

I think Ethan needs to bring in a doctor to give him a full medical on the podcast.

[@samus598]

"Ethan reviews proctologists coming next week"

[@elegy3353]

Including a prostate exam ;)

[@gussjohnson1613]

Yessir

[@DaltonLayne]

That would be great

[@Solidsnake856]

I'll volunteer as long as we can get a psychologist to diagnose that eating disorder of his

[@amandas8002]

Hila: for Shaq this is one slice! She’s a gem I love her

[@redrocketrider]

This'd be a great segment if Ethan didn't have an eating disorder and Hila didn't seem to genuinely hate this. This was painful to watch.

[@adriannedaub119]

It is indeed eating disorder behavior):

[@lIlIllIlIllIlllIllIIIIIIIIIlII]

Red Rocket Rider literally can't see what you're talking about. She seems fine/ like always. You never watched her before or something?

[@navidnb1]

You're crazy

[@diegod7936]

` ʼ disagree

[@Zbro.]

lmao yes its such funny content but what if she actually divorces him haha wouldn't that be so unexpected and I'd be surprised.

[@collintimms2721]

I'm sorry but Ethan is the worst fast food reviewer I have ever seen in my life

[@paynekaufmann403]

Collin Timms it's cus he's had it all already

[@MagicDragonesk]

Worst podcast too. He needs to go back to his funny commentary

[@K3333-p1o]

Ethan giving his review of each pizza: "not very good.." Also ethan: keeps eating

[@Charikful]

I think Im gonna have to boycott this segment from now on just to prove Hila's point

[@victorvargass95]

This was cringe seems like there’s real problems in the background

[@FutureAbe]

Ethan: “Have you ever seen such a thing in your life?” Me thinking: *Breaking Bad pizza scene*

[@collin4215]

Why do I have a felling that Ethan copes with his depression using junk food. If for some reason you are reading this Ethan I really urge you to stick with your diet. Do it for Hila and Theadore.

[@cjfitness]

Collin come on! Let this man have his pies 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Teromi]

foregas he’s pretty unhealthy dude

[@radicallybean]

let him live his life lol.

[@matthewcuster1107]

Can u fuck off he ate pizza for a video like stop assuming shit

[@04dram04]

@@foregas Being healthy isnt about not being fat. Its about what kind of food you eat. If he is eating processed junk food all the time, he is going to get really sick

[@MouthyKnight]

"I dont like this." *keeps eating*

[@dillry6423]

Why is everyone so lame about Ethan eating pizza. You guys act like he is whipping out a bag of coke and snorting it across his laptop.

[@sammygirliegirl]

Ya I actually found the video hilarious. People are babies lol and it's not like he's doing this constantly away from the cameras, this is just for the show

[@Jupiterguurl]

Ethan: can I confess, when the pizza arrived I had a slice Hula: of course

[@MrVictorywins]

Hula

[@worldcurrency1]

Hula

[@lenasteele]

Hulu

[@2m7b5]

Jeez, all of those pizzas look like trash. That Papa John's is like a painted piece of cardboard.

[@BublySofaPotato]

It's always those low-key places that serve the best pizza.

[@roto6834]

Uh

[@kamtheman9952]

@@BublySofaPotato definitely, local pizza is litterally the best pizza

[@bluewuppo]

Kameron Manning I moved to the middle of dumbfuck indiana and all the pizza places suck ass. Literally inedible cause white people gotta ruin something as simple as pizza by making it "not spicy" or whatever.

[@brandonguild1666]

The classic "the pizza is like carboard" comment. Time to come up with a new analogy guys I've heard nearly every type of pizza described as cardboard by now.

[@jesseturay1421]

Why were you joking about leaving Hila the whole time you were shoving food down your throat? While saying you don’t like it? You’re wife is right-you got too hyper and excited while doing this video, Ethan. Maybe say sorry to her.🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Mercurie3]

We'd rather you test taste healthy foods Ethan! Hila would love you for that too... Dare you to try a series on that.

[@ziaali6618]

First constructive comment I've seen in this thread

[@LoveLiyah849]

Yes!!!!! Why don't they do healthy food taste tests. Healthy food can taste great if it's seasoned and colourful etc.

[@Mercurie3]

@@LoveLiyah849 In fact, once you get used to it healthy food is wayyyyy better than junk. For example pizza vs sushi or pizza vs chicken miso salad.... No contest. Mmmm

[@curmudgeon8]

Hila is looking super fine in that outfit and glasses

[@enzothatguy]

THICC

[@MachineManGabb]

Anne frank lookin

[@oppositeofmismatch7864]

kingsloth 😂

[@adamdolphin2172]

Tommy Shelby

[@enzothatguy]

Hila can fart in my face

[@testaccount8921]

Overeating or being overweight is an eating disorder. Treat yourself and your loved ones with respect. Get help.

[@Rose-tm5kt]

Yes they both are so weird about food I get ethan loves food and hila wants him to eat healthy but she looks like she barley eats anything

[@carlosskenandore5112]

even im upset..... Ethan wtf is ur problem. this aint a taste test. its a feast

[@redrocketrider]

@A KID CALLED FINN It's not really a joke when the punchline is that Ethan gets divorced and dies at 40

[@grantkeller4634]

@A KID CALLED FINN CHILL BRO IT'S JUST A PRANK! THE CAMERA'S RIGHT THERE! THE CALORIES AREN'T REAL!

[@OceanMetTheSky]

@@elgoblinocoolio4378 the only douchebags that think they are "alpha males" are men that have been rejected at such a high capacity that it has warped their minds but not elongated their dicks. WHOA MAN YOURE SUCH A MACHO MAN COOOL

[@markoshristovski5275]

@@redrocketrider exaxtly that is the joke

[@Max-zu8xj]

Ethan, you are pushing it. My parents got divorced when I was 4 and IT was horrible. Be a better Father and a better husband. For you're own sake.

[@conormctapoutaka0-1aka0tit5]

One or possibly both of your parents are idiots.

[@superbenis09]

Conor McTapout aka 0-1 aka 0 Title Defenses fuck off

[@Max-zu8xj]

@@conormctapoutaka0-1aka0tit5 Posibly both were. Stil are but less i think.

[@extramagnus4528]

Shit my parents Divorced now and aye its pretty dope tbh. But two different lives so ion know.

[@nolight7828]

5:44 Ethan puts the rest of what he was eating to Dan 😂😂😂😂😂no hesitations 😂😂😂😂

[@cassie4456]

He's just vile in this episode 🤢🐷🐷🐷

[@datamyt3]

Ethan has the couch in place behind him for when he weighs 550 lbs.

[@turningfate]

Lol can u recognize your own kind

[@datamyt3]

@@turningfate I'm overweight, not obese.

[@datamyt3]

@@nonamesinenomine I'm 6'3" at 280, so yeah.

[@milesalexanderperrine8273]

@@datamyt3 which would literally make you obese bro.

[@datamyt3]

@@milesalexanderperrine8273 I guess so, I get around fine and even skateboard. I certainly don't consider myself disabled in anyway, which was the joke that I meant with Ethan buying scooters and binge eating pizza.

[@johnszczerba9979]

If ethan hated the pizza so much why did he shove so many slices down his throat?

[@nasseryousif1222]

His clearly joking ffs

[@lil_puddin]

Because even bad pizza is worth the calories. Cheese is just that powerful.

[@Himeko156]

My name Is Ethan bradbdbeebebrbri

[@killingmewillnotbringbacky9177]

fat life.

[@cura1987001]

It feels like he wants to make Hila upset because she does not like it when he does these types of videos. I feel that Hila is right about being concern about his health and he should be more understanding on how she feels.

[@henotic.essence]

I honestly think with Ethan's story about his upbringing, this would really be an eating disorder. These kinds of food comfort him because they were always the "safe" foods. Poor guy, i really hope he gets help. I struggle with an eating disorder as well..

[@nomnomnommy2955]

He’s almost 40 and has 2 kids, time to grow up

[@zelena.pupavka]

@@nomnomnommy2955 time to grow up and learn that eating disorders are a real thing.

[@ItsSatanic]

“There’s more pizza, you gotta save som...” Ethan: OH there’s room

[@conradbarrett6]

Another episode of, “this is gross but I’m going to eat or the whole thing”

[@yvngricky3129]

Ethan saying the pizza is not good but then goes and takes multiple bites after saying that is the funniest thing ever Lmaoo

[@adriannedaub119]

Addiction is hard. You CAN do it. We all believe in you.

[@UnlicensedOkie]

Hard to fight addiction when you don’t try. The next video of Bill Burr trying to help him and him just writing it off as “I have a disease” I’d be surprised if Bill Burr returns to the podcast

[@nick-dq1hh]

UnlicensedOkie Bill Burr the guy that admits to issues with alcohol over the past decade? If I went through your life I would find unhealthy habits and addictions. Nothing worse than hearing a rando talk about someone else’s life

[@cleansanchez4399]

I'm not bout it Ethan. I'm not trying to listen to you chew into the microphone for 15 mins... big fan of the podcast tho

[@Miak85]

This I believe is where the pizza curse started. The papa curse honestly lol. 😂

[@Marisol108]

"little seizures" will never *not* be funny to me

[@IsItAconspiracy]

Its little sleazers

[@IsItAconspiracy]

I mean that's what I call it

[@RaiderAnthony]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[@jamesmanson2152]

It’s little diseasers

[@kyle1806]

That's because your iq is your height in inches

[@Oogabooga-]

Ethan needs to chill, low-key

[@bc8715]

Nathan HIGH KEY

[@daedaluxe]

9:05 "You got any mayo." Damn that's some good foreshadowing lmao

[@tylers2good]

I feel like there is some actual problems and they’re not actually joking. Also maybe Ethan has bipolar disorder.

[@samb7794]

Tyler Cook I got that same vibe. He’s been acting weird

[@LongJohnnn]

Tyler Cook nah most likely just depression, you still get bad mood swings it’s just not from one extreme to another constantly like bipolar

[@Shewas-kathybates]

He doesn't have bipolar disorder

[@eatermckinnon4644]

I always thought they were friend zoned all this time. Lol

[@SpencerDavis44]

jimmy Adams yeah I’m sure that’s why she had a kid with him.

[@BrandMath-ns5yc]

Dude you literally turned into the mukbang people you've made fun of. Your fans are telling you to stop.

[@infernofire7498]

Brand. Math so?

[@lovehueclique]

Infernofire seems your ok with hypocrites. You live sad life.

[@WalterKlemmerPiano]

Not really, it's not like he built his entire career on it, eating isn't even the focus of the video (you know Taste Test and Mukbang are two different kinds of content right?). It's also obviously there to get Hila's reaction. H3H3 have got some whiney and unbelievably stupid fans

[@BrandMath-ns5yc]

@@WalterKlemmerPiano it's that he built his career on being funny this isn't funny

[@WalterKlemmerPiano]

@@BrandMath-ns5yc Well I thought the whole dynamic between him and Hila was hilarious, also that "Papa John rolling in his grave..." was fantastically paradoxical.

[@freddielopez2424]

5:46 ethan drops a piece of bitten crust onto Dan’s plate.

[@BerryFunChannel1]

hahhahaha

[@nickthechick4346]

And he gets mad at Dan for dropping it

[@hamo3153]

Don't talk while chewing Ethan

[@snoop4470]

Its fucking gross. He taking giant bites and chewing into the mic.

[@Aribbonofsoundmen]

SNOOPALOOP slob

[@MUSQUIZanimation]

And this is why Hilda is considering divorce

[@MirandaCavada]

Hilda lmao

[@killingmewillnotbringbacky9177]

brunhilda

[@kekero540]

This has the same vibe as “John I want a divorce”

[@Basvra]

Something about this is making me very uncomfortable

[@declanmullen6372]

Some Guy yeah something 🤔

[@fueg00nyxxx]

Yeah something🤔

[@kimmyymmik]

Ya smthng🤔

[@Basvra]

I hate you all lmfao

[@imsamh]

lmao i agree idk what it is tho

[@looii1]

Ethan cmon dude stop this man u are ruining a good marriage and your health plz stop

[@chocoman6385]

I love how hila is looking at Ethan in disappointment when he told his story

[@CrazyCuban0]

Ethan treats his food with more respect than Hila

[@iletaMarchita]

Xd im deader

[@veluta2549]

@@iletaMarchita deader? bruh

[@kiki4910]

he eats both sooooo?

[@micahkessner5592]

Dude, hate to be a buzzkill, but it's like you're taunting your wife, intentionally trying to make her uncomfortable. This isn't any more or less acceptable just because you're filming. It's like watching an alcoholic play drinking games while pretending to quit. This isn't how someone who takes dieting seriously acts, even when they're joking around.

[@plyaskogaming1526]

how did you start so strong then end by talking about dieting

[@gloriouspurpose_]

@@plyaskogaming1526 What did you think it was about from the beginning?

[@Dante9345]

Micah Kessner that’s a good comparison

[@zb2584]

Oh stfu Snowflake!!😏

[@antoniov368]

Cmon siblings tease each other all the time

[@lumaseed6490]

Why does everyone read to much into this segment. Ethan is playing a character and is a different person in person.

[@womprat3681]

BadCompanyLuma i have to disagree, everything is too serious and discussions feel WAY more argumentative than humorous, like around 17:00 when Ethan and Hila bring the guys into their argument

[@lumaseed6490]

@@womprat3681 you're looking tooo deep into it

[@peteswafflemeyer5620]

@@lumaseed6490 I don't think so. And what exactly makes you so confident about your claim? Do you know him? How do you know that's a character? What exactly makes you so sure about he's a different person offline? And why even would he - it doesn't even make sense this way.

[@Ana-hy5nh]

well hila seems upset at how much Ethan loves fast food and his weight gain doesn't lie...

[@dee-ker5867]

talks about losing weight. makes junk food taste test content.

[@crustindanglade6036]

Dee Ker Ethan is fat

[@kempogirl101]

It wouldn’t be SO bad if Ethan just took a bite...you know like every other normal “taste test” like GMM does. It’s fine if he wants to pig out after but in front of the camera while Hila is clearly upset was hard to watch. He had no shame either I couldn’t believe it even after Hila and the crew telling him to slow down.

[@olivier3164]

@@crustindanglade6036 Ethan is not fat hes well fed

[@Ryezn5057]

@my name is DRAKE only if u exercise and he doesn't sooo he's going to gain weight. I really hope he gets serious about getting healthy and in shape. Unfortunately his back is going to give and cause a lot of pain sooner than later and it gets much harder to fix as you get older.

[@Ryezn5057]

@my name is DRAKE how?