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[@chuckmangione4747]

I love how Ethan stuffs his face regardless of what his opinion of it is.

[@ImperiumLibertas]

@@DaMazzaf97 😂😂😂

[@cmoney5973]

Matt bruh hahahahahahaha

[@nova692]

666th like.

[@joshparker9775]

Yeah he has a problem with some of the best salads could find anywhere in the country for a cheap price at any time during seven days a week. This tub of lard is not promoting food correctly . He wants sponsorship

[@connormuise]

A metaphor for everything great about the podcast

[@fae9606]

Honestly the arby guys questions sound like a serial killer's questions trying to figure out if a victim will b missed.

[@harrystanden8585]

nah, straight dudes ask these questions all the time being creepy as fuck, just didnt know gay guys pulled that shit too

[@monehget]

@@harrystanden8585 middle aged lady asked me similar questions recently. Weirdest fucking part? It was at a nearby Arby's.... wtf

[@tkyage]

@@monehget It was the same guy. Just happen to grow his hair out

[@finaldeljuego1996]

😄

[@glennmiley2816]

Maybe ordering a Arby’s Salad is a code for I want to take you back to my parents house

[@brandonyankees1]

Lmao

[@DerekMartell]

@Bill Anderson I came off as an easy twink to a jack in the box drive thru manager once. He took one look at me and undertook a devilish smile, and asked me what "I'm doing here right now." I grabbed my food and yote.

[@rorys433]

an*

[@Alex-bi5rz]

@@DerekMartell lmao

[@jackass6365]

@@DerekMartell I went to taco bell once and asked for a bean burrito and the guy said no. I kinda look at him puzzled and then he says "How could I say no to a smile like that". Big yikes.

[@rvdb3983]

“Trisha likes me when I chew..” haha the irony

[@Maryroselan]

Yay i'm not the only one rewatching old stuff haha

[@meghanlynn6630]

@@Maryroselan haha me too

[@dobbythefreeelf390]

@@Maryroselan I am too!

[@joshkimmer]

I’m on the edge of my seat to watch a middle aged man eat salad

[@HoundsBane]

Right

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

“No ones on the edge of their seat saying ‘oh I wonder what daym drops is gonna say in his next food review’ eh it’s like no one gives a shit”

[@olivialeigh5359]

34 isn’t middle aged

[@xandralinest89]

He’s not that old lol

[@darksouls8667]

Watching a boomer eat salads in 2019 for 30 mins straight

[@LongLiveTheDoors67]

It looks like Hila's talking to Jesus joke went over everyone's heads

[@anniandro]

Wait I don't get it

[@em84c]

I didn't get it. I was like she texting with God? Or she's friends with a Mexican dude.

[@tgreenwald]

Kizzabell I think she was referencing the video of the priest lazily moaning in church while texting

[@em84c]

@@tgreenwald I haven't seen that one, no wonder I didn't get it. I guess that's the prob watching the highlights.

[@myskinwasdullgold]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. I laughed out loud and nobody even flinched on the show xD

[@RustyRamen]

Ethan with a full mouth "This is disgusting" *takes second bite* *Hila glares*

[@111goo]

i saw that LMAOO

[@ertmimi]

I saw that😂

[@timytumper]

Put timestamp??

[@godsfleet112]

@@timytumper 13:45

[@joemammo]

Yeah cause hes trying all the toppings

[@tittytatssauce5567]

Ian just became a part of the me too movement

[@jincofficial]

I was expecting him to taste test Joey Salads as well

[@0cbt]

he did

[@shaurya6601]

Joey Salads isn't a salad. He's infact ranch dressing.

[@0cbt]

@@shaurya6601 he ruins the salad

[@faronfonze9316]

Hes like the chicken , kinda strange lol

[@savioxavier4155]

Lost a real good opportunity there. Imagine the taste of that snack

[@itriggerpeople4433]

Ethan: "I foresee bad things coming from Chic Fil A" Also Ethan: *screams and devours half the salad*

[@mysticdragon111]

At chic fil e I wasn’t impressed with the sandwich but loved the salad

[@Tionaintown876]

They have the best salad

[@MrNoName7474]

as long as he ate this during his feeding window, it’s okay

[@marioadabachy]

Lmao

[@Game2Test]

@Tomato Man Ethan

[@schlymfrainkestxchieftains2623]

Ethan liked the idea so much he took ownership of it 😎

[@cameronhowe1110]

JohnnyRotten hahahaha yeah I always found that weird

[@austindavis9522]

"sounds like a Trisha story" "yeah hila you're right seems questionable"

[@austindavis9522]

"trisha likes me when i chew hila"

[@orbinsolem]

The scariest thing this halloween is definitively the price of those salads

[@mclaine33]

Robin Solem they are so overpriced. Only one I would actually consider paying for is the Chick Fil A salad. I think it’s worth the cost.

[@scorpiono8312]

mclaine33 i mean its a meal

[@quackster8295]

W

[@a.wheeler7731]

They are in california, minimum wage is like 15$ an hour, that makes burgers and salads like 10$ each lol

[@imskurzy9890]

A. Wheeler Confusion

[@JulianBlythe]

Side note: Hila stylin in the freshest of looks this podcast

[@jeffmalm9708]

Julian Blythe the I’ve only been dead a few days look, also known as the nosferatu.

[@jeffmalm9708]

@Boon clap are you the brother of this gargoyle?

[@jeffmalm9708]

@Boon clap facts don't care about your feelings... ....and cave + troglodyte = redundant.

[@aaronblyth345]

I like how the moment ethan realised she is having more than 1 bite he wanted it back

[@gryffinpuff4343]

“This is NOT cute.” -Hila: Conservationist, 2019

[@mandyz78]

“Trisha likes when I chew Hila” lmao and feeling sick 🤢 at the same time

[@aryanaz3574]

Hila knows hes being ironic I dont think shes bothered by it so much

[@imArkz]

@@aryanaz3574 it's still hard to stay to ur girl.

[@noirling1]

That was a bit of a low blow, like he's saying Trisha would appreciate him more or something.

[@111goo]

@@noirling1 they're married and it's a total joke. Shut up lol some self conscious shit if you think hila is offended

[@shaurya6601]

@@noirling1 such fucking children y'all are. 😂

[@Zzzsleepzzz]

Wendys salads are pretty good, my first job was at wendys and it’s cleaner and more fresh than you would expect. I ended up eating Wendy’s more often after working there.

[@dianavargas7338]

I fucking love that salad, never tried it with the cheese tho 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@itzurreaper]

Anyone notice how crazy his ticks get when he’s around food??

[@HoundsBane]

ItzUrReaper He gets So excited!! Like all the input from the food is overloading his brain. I love it. 😂 I feel like my friends have said the same about me.

[@TheMarvelDork]

I dunno if this is important but he did say he has a pretty bad addiction to food.

[@johnchase4408]

Yes. Insane.

[@TehMadCow]

YES!!! it definitely amplifies it, he gets overstimulated lol

[@EastDwaynes]

@@TehMadCow I'm overstimulated

[@brandyB19]

Wendy's southwestern chicken salad is THE best. Its so filling and fresh, and the chicken doesn't look sus af

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

The only 3 people I could watch eat salad and find it enjoyable.

[@silentvhs2835]

Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz same, just glad to see Ethan eating less bread

[@mralabbad7]

GMM came to mind

[@tycebruursema1274]

What about the father son and the holy reviewbrah

[@bilythebest]

filthyfrank idubbz and maxmoefoe

[@Kufuchan]

When Hila’s zooming on Ethan eating, it felt like one of their old vlogs i love it

[@anecnhoj572]

Arby's: We Have the Meats has a new meaning...

[@cheafflaff1573]

anec nhoj lmao

[@cguerra]

They should just call Hila’s camera the earthquake cam. “Hila, turn on the earthquake cam”

[@lovehilaryanne]

When he says, "Who would go to Wendy's and buy a salad" and I'm like, "I literally will leave work, get in my car, drive there FOR THIS SALAD"

[@04dram04]

Ethan has become everything he has made fun of. This is a Mukbang

[@jorgem1195]

*taste test

[@chuckmangione4747]

Jorge M he eats it like it’s a mukbang lol.

[@Agaetis181]

Honey mustard = daddy issues 3 h0uses worth millions = jewish issues

[@bitchcraft4798]

No this is not a mukbang stfu

[@AnoNiMuse]

He gives some reviews and comparisons. Mukbang just straight up eating.

[@thetravisparker5259]

My anxiety spiked when Dan yelled at Zack for the cutting tool

[@cammyseitz3062]

SAME

[@lesspastamoresauce]

Hila: "that sounds like a Trisha story"

[@DaMazzaf97]

Aka a blatant lie

[@masturk888]

This did age well lmaoooooo

[@TatsumiOga682]

"Why does this look so bad?" Well maybe if you hadn't kept it for an entire day it would be better.

[@bojangle0029]

"Trisha likes me when I chew Hila"

[@iamnotapotato.5]

21:38 “This tastes like shit” Hila is hilarious

[@HalloMoose]

I was laughing so hard just from straight up hearing Hila drag these salads LOL

[@keilahgon8807]

WENDY ACTUALLY HAS GOOD SALADS

[@vibeat4733]

Exactly, they were way off on that

[@FizzyCape]

Wendy’s is the only one I’d call a legitimately good salad. If i got a Wendy’s salad at a real restaurant it wouldn’t be out of place, they’re really great

[@mewmew2985]

all these salads are likea day old so they woulda been way better if they were just made cause even waiting like an hour or so after its made it doesnt taste that gr8 some places make them ahead of time and so theyre already a few days old and they have a date they sell them by so that itll b freshest

[@brendagarcia9996]

AMEN.

[@JacobImwold]

They had some preconceived notions towards Wendy’s. Just the mentioning of Wendy’s made them want to dislike it.

[@JohnD45]

They finally try the god damn sauce from Chick-fil-A. It’s 60% of the experience

[@colesweezy]

Honey mustard is amazing, I have never been so furious by one of Ethan's many takes until this moment right now.

[@ItsMartianGirl]

Stahp, forgot to order my honey mustard with my dominos yday, fuckin tragic :(

[@Vibakari]

Honey mustard is in the god tier of sauces.

[@ryanfraser9467]

Wrong

[@caracalcontinuum3118]

@@ryanfraser9467 *Trump voice*

[@excessmaterial]

Yeah its way better than regular mustard.

[@alien3239]

"that chicken is great" *continues to spasm his eyes*

[@KCKono]

The self deprecation and hilas face being grossed out with you is amazing in these taste tests.. it's almost like a skit or like homer and Marge from simpsons

[@Alexrg12345]

“Sounds like a Trisha story” while doubting Ian 😂, how times have changed.

[@bobg4840]

I loved the Hila-Cam, even if it was unsteady!

[@carkindozin]

Bob G the earthquake cam

[@expensivepink7]

can we get dan saying "to be fair," has me deadddd lmao thats his signature phrase for sure

[@kaitlynnm4932]

I like honey mustard and I do have daddy issues lol

[@Erinsroom]

I come back to this salad segment very often

[@ApparentlyNotHere]

I am depressed thank you for posting this

[@thedaydreamerx]

We are all depressed. Don't worry ❤️😣

[@Jiff321]

@@thedaydreamerx DRINK SOME WATER

[@MS-sz4ip]

Hope you feel better soon 💕

[@simonralph7720]

He need some MILK

[@melisaeren5809]

@@Jiff321 self care ✌😝

[@nicknicky873]

"He was like 50" Then hila "eueueueuehhhh"

[@hockeydude8475]

*you know when you get chicken at a bus stop* 🤣🤣

[@KyDaSp]

I don't know why it's so captivating, but yes Hila, I love these dumb taste tests.

[@tekkaikenmega509]

And you guys picked the wrong salads from Taco bell and Wendy's

[@AstrobotJones]

Seriously, they obviously didn't really spend much time with research or even reading the menu

[@tyrone5619]

13thGeneral Because it doesn’t matter lol. This guy isn’t a food review channel

[@excessmaterial]

@@tyrone5619 Right but nobody is actually implying that. It's like he had Dan or whoever purposely choose bad salads when they pulled up to the menu for the drama later. Instead of an actually good salad (for example Wendy's makes at least two good salads).

[@tyrone5619]

excessmaterial It’s all a joke video, take it like it is and don’t analyze it.

[@tjmed7708]

this really isn't fair since they bought all this shit yesterday like fast food no matter what really isn't meant to be saved

[@jcp2017]

Patiently waiting for Ian to review Kanye’s new album

[@10arcs4]

jcp2017 he already did

[@isaaccutlip5815]

It was good

[@HoundsBane]

I ain’t. You didn’t miss much at all.

[@marymecum2715]

i worked at arby’s for like a week and the owner of the arby’s wrote “marry me” on my first pay stub 😂😂

[@StayFrosty81]

I’m getting chic fil a DURING MY FEEDING WINDOW today

[@iiiDeuueaughiii]

Title should be: ethan getting increasingly excited over fast food salads

[@danny4live1]

im still pissed at Ian the intern.

[@Papermonkey999]

*ian the salaried employee

[@danny4live1]

Abstract Ghoul we have watched 2 hours of this dating shit and got invested in it, and it ends like this! Worse than the ending of got!

[@Papermonkey999]

dannyvdk facts

[@ToastyChud]

Abstract Ghoul you mean you don’t watch this show to waste time?!

[@Papermonkey999]

Rye that’s also facts

[@CerealFapist]

The replay value of this video is off the chains for what it is 😭😂

[@danyrmz3]

Does Ethan and Hila not know that the salads have some of the HIGHEST calories of all the items in any fast restaurant

[@THEPVPN00B]

with ranch it does

[@DaMazzaf97]

And full of preservatives too

[@UnemployedMacintosh]

I literally order that apple pecan salad from Wendy’s all the time

[@benjamintrahin9571]

Yeah they're insane. That salad is bomb

[@xHalleyHeroine]

I love that salad. But I might just be a sucker for any salad with fruit in it and pomegranate/ raspberry vinaigrettes.

[@jaredpierson2390]

Isnt Wendy's like... somewhat known for having good salads? They just got one with ingredients they dont like

[@jennifermurphy2226]

What's a baby kangaroo's favorite salad? - A Joey Salad.

[@leehawing]

watching all the old taste test videos to keep me entertained during the break. Miss y'all already 😔

[@raflim]

They’re back in 30 minutes!

[@leehawing]

@@raflim already waiting!! So excited!

[@mauryciojauregui7317]

You should thank me for giving them this idea then 😂

[@HarryToeface]

That Wendy's salad is actually good af. I used to work there and I ate it with FRESH grilled chicken...

[@Fatmen21]

Harry Toeface yeah it’s been a long time but I feel like I remember it being good. But I also would definitely not use the blue cheese so maybe that’s where they fucked up. Or maybe you have to have a taste for blue cheese to like it, idk.

[@isacpstreets2661]

How much did they pay you to say that

[@HarryToeface]

@@isacpstreets2661 hell they didn't even pay me much when I worked there I hate Wendy's but that fuggin salad is my jam

[@reven9174]

What dressing did you eat it with?

[@HarryToeface]

@@reven9174 Pomegranate Vinaigrette, the salad is a little sweet so you need that dressing to balance it all out. I think the chicken he had on there was from a day ago. And it was on the salad. That'll make it taste funky FR.

[@treemarie213100]

I worked at Wendy’s for a lot of years and I can tell you those salads are quality. They use quality toppings and fresh chicken fillets that don’t get put on until you order. Hand chopped lettuce chopped every day, salads put together every morning and afternoon. The apple pecan chicken salad is their best seller and it has been on the menu for over 10 years. Very popular. I think you were jaded by the bad dressing. It’s much better with the ranch or a raspberry vinaigrette.

[@hockeydude8475]

Mans really taste testing salads for money. *living the dream*

[@bonnybruzos5343]

I literally got an apple pecan salad from wendys last night and loved it

[@dyzosim]

Literally?

[@AlgoCurioso4]

For me, I love Wendy's blue cheese & bacon salad (wihtiut apple), next is BK (at least in Puerto Rico they have the Criolla Salad, with onions, red beens, "Amarillos" (Sweet plantain), bacon, parmesan cheese, etc)... My least favorite is McDonald's, it taste old and acidic...

[@franciscocobosrodriguez7395]

Haven't heard of Wendy's blue cheese salad. I guess I'll be trying soon.

[@61Ripper]

Ethan's face of desperation in the thumbnail cracks me up

[@BeingShari]

I went to Wendy’s and got the salad many times it’s bomb, don’t be judgey lol blue cheese haters

[@sadiestaerkel7950]

I hope to one day love something as much as ethans eyebrows loved the Chick-fil-A salad

[@anewbugmusic]

When Dan said “Hold On” to Ethan after him trying to snag the candy walnut. 24:08 now I like Dan again.

[@socalmads]

Can we talk about how McDonald’s doesn’t even do salads anymore 😮

[@lizziec4408]

"Why would you eat this?" It's a side salad.... so you get it instead of fries 😂😂😂 not like ethan would know about that.

[@celesbianmegastar]

Zane Sanborn Look up the nutritional info, that salad has more calories than a plain hamburger LOL!

[@lizziec4408]

@@celesbianmegastar I was talking about the arby's salad. They kept asking why would you order this salad? Well, you get it instead of fries lol

[@theSyndicatification]

Ethan: "I am not just using this segment as an excuse to get fat" Also Ethan: Eats everything he tastes fully even if he doesn't like it

[@jasonk12345]

Wendy's taco salads with chili on top for the win.

[@actinopterygiis]

“if you actually order honey mustard, you have daddy issues” GOD PLEASE SHUT UP STOP CALLING ME OUT

[@CezaMVO]

Now the only salad that Ethan needs to avoid is Joey Salads

[@ashlynleishman9462]

me: a honey mustard lover with daddy issues 😳🖐🏼

[@noelleisabellia5193]

The smacking is gonna make me chop off my ears

[@superlung8889]

So u just have 2 holes lmfao

[@bargaingoldandsilver]

That’s not how ears work buddy

[@woahhowmediocre3860]

Babe the ears are just a shield for your hearing holes 🕳

[@jonevans1568]

Used to work at Wendy’s and the salads were top sellers

[@evancollins9173]

That salad is fire from Wendys y'all r trippin lol

[@Teshy-yd2is]

"Ethan's eyebrow test", crazy it goes, crazy the taste. - Brought to you by Ethan's eyebrow.

[@2Serus]

13:25-13:57 Him just stuffing his face but still judging🤩😂

[@ahnigeogerian125]

“There’s no way this stays on the menu” to this day I get the apple pecan salad every time I go to Wendy’s 💀💀

[@tlhommedieu]

ive been watching h3h3 for over a year. and i just connected the fact that their clothing is called teddy fresh and their kids nickname is teddy. wow.

[@jdavvn]

Hila “they think is the cute? No one cares about this” Why I love Hila

[@anewbugmusic]

Employee at Arbys inner thoughts: “Am I gonna be able to come over and no one will be there” lol

[@willspangler7314]

with them talking about trisha so much this could have came out this week

[@geofox9484]

I like hearing Hila say random nouns like 'bEaN'S' and 'cORN' and 'aRUgULA'

[@debbiegraund1783]

I've never seen anyone look more concerned than Hila did when Dan broke out the Wendys salad with the blue cheese crumbles

[@AstrobotJones]

You definitely got the wrong salad from Taco Bell, you should have gotten the Power Menu Bowl Chicken Salad. What you got was the taco salad, which obviously wouldn't hold up in comparison.

[@excessmaterial]

Same situation with Wendys. They basically went for the meme salad choice instead of one that was actually comparable to the others in the test. So, that left this as pretty much a mess of whining from Ethan lol. He's really not very well versed in food or telling his interns to not just buy random crap for drama.

[@AstrobotJones]

@@excessmaterial heh "meme salad"

[@Skswords825]

The apple pecan salad at Wendys is actually my favorite lmao

[@globbyboi]

I love Ethan's analysis of the things he's eating!

[@Milly420]

Ethans enthusiasm for food is Food Network level i love it lmao

[@hobbitmansstash]

I want the love that these two have for each other... Meaning Ethan and that McDonald's salad

[@blahdyblah]

Ethan, your reaction when you eat good food is fucking hilarious. Love you, dude. Don't ever change.

[@Aenima308]

Love listening to someone chew loudly with their mouth open.

[@re_i_gn]

I like how Ethan's ticks gets more animated the more excited he is for a food item.

[@adams115]

Is this occurring in his feeding window?

[@HoundsBane]

Adam S Yes 😂

[@Loopygaming42]

The McDonald’s Southwest salad is supposed to go with the southwest dressing not ranch so there is that for when Ethan said the ranch doesn’t go well

[@tomm_m_m6378]

I’m from England and before even watching this I’m telling you best salad kind of fast food is chipotle

[@kendalxbaby]

Why is this motivating me to eat a salad for lunch

[@ghostbat73]

The southwest salad from McDonald’s has a southwest salad dressing, you use the ranch with their bacon and ranch salad.

[@claypool0]

Yeah they're Southwest dressing is very good, I've actually look to buy it from Newmans but it's McDonald's exclusive

[@elizabeth2621]

I love Wendy’s apple pecan salad and I am feeling very attacked

[@PIKL_Creep]

The Domino's salad looks exactly like the salad from my highschool lunch room. Same exact ingredients.