The Pizza War [objection.lol]

Don't ever bring up pizza with an Italian present
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[@GarethAgain]

Check out the aftermath in the sequel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eafXZ5qrlLSjgKc And join my discord: discord.gg/6zB6KjJmRA

[@howlingwolf9906]

Was this video came from your discord? Probably from your discord

[@stonkgioco4805]

Mamma Mia pizzeria spaghetteria

[@alicecharmander8035]

Please, tell me that you're italian, I literally died at the words: "Try some good passata di pomodoro" "You fucking Luigi"

[@Pk_mn]

"I have angered the Italian, I am dead" "Mario is out to get you" Lmfao

[@luckychan4866]

Lero lero lero have angered luigi

[@fnafplushultimate6792]

meanwhile in Italy in 2001... *some mafia boss suffers an infinite death due to selling drugs*

[@SoFtBOILeD181]

"3 DAYS TIL A MARIO STEALS YOUR LIVER! WAHOOOOO!"

[@kinggalactix]

They aren't wrong.

[@lorenzogambini4198]

"I am coming for you, peasent"

[@AidanRampair]

as a Jamaican, I confirm that we're all closeted Spartans

[@stanely6287]

Ayee

[@cyandeoidre2375]

Ayyeeee

[@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th]

Confirmation accepted, I am also Jamaican.

[@AidanRampair]

@@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th *spartan

[@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th]

@@AidanRampair Ah right sorry.

[@AugustusMagnusMaximus]

Today I learnt that Spartans, citizens from the ancient Warrior-City State of Ancient Hellenic Republic (Greece) are actually from Jamaica! Truly fascinating stuff.

[@diamond_dude1063]

i like your pfp.

[@jannetteconde5909]

WE

[@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th]

Y e s.

[@jaimiehenson5506]

I thought they were from Sparta

[@batglide5484]

@@jaimiehenson5506 Sparta is a Greek state.

[@ilclaudio7233]

Pesto is so relatable, Because I am, in fact, Italian

[@Uta_193]

No no Pesto ha ragione sono anche io italiano cmq

[@Valetravelgames]

anch'io

[@laundryiconsdontmakesense]

Thats Edgeworth Not Pesto

[@owensimpson4950]

Ok, im sorry everyone else makes abominations for pizzas, but it tastes good depending from place to place.

[@ilclaudio7233]

Of course, you can find good pizzas everywhere, even in a garbage bin. Sometimes I order too much of it

[@GamerKiddJr]

“You fucking Luigi” 🤣🤣🤣 bro if only we can comment voice messages, y’all would hear how hard I was laughing

[@maikkeliplays9647]

The "No, i said i look like italian Scott the Woz" that was a good one ngl😂😂🤣🤣

[@kimberlysawadan2682]

What perfect timing for me to both read this comment and for it to play in the video

[@thevioletskull8158]

Luigi is great

[@Purple.N]

That would actually be a pretty cool update

[@ROBLOXREANIM]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS LMAO

[@zerodamnation055]

This is the best way of saying your opinion on the internet without getting criticized

[@ribesselvatici5174]

***italian noises***

[@vadandrumist1670]

In a courtroom with Cyclops, a dominatrix, and an Italian.

[@maddog197x]

How appropriate that not only is the Italian guy the one that started the pizza argument but his name is PESTO

[@VaniYa_]

I can feel Pesto's pain.

[@idunnomanreally]

Me too

[@milesedgeworth6177]

me three

[@Uta_193]

I’am italian…

[@milesedgeworth6177]

@@Uta_193 omg wow chi te lo ha chiesto

[@phlippedfilosophy9047]

P e s t o

[@ryuuisnothere]

"YOU FUCKING LUIGI" BRO PLSS

[@spawner2469]

Pesto is right about pizza, Italian pizza is just great.

[@Uta_193]

Il bello è che anche in Italia si dibatte su quale sia la migliore tra le varie regioni (molti pensano che la migliore sia la napoletana)

[@ilclaudio7233]

@@Uta_193 La migliore è sempre quella sotto casa

[@alexkrycek3359]

Italian pizza is easily the best

[@Phoenix_Left]

I agree.

[@Himothy192]

Anyone who doesn’t like Pesto Pizza will be exterminated

[@rgbgaming6950]

why is no one talking about Tom: Take a wild guess where they’re from Pesto: Jamaica? Tom: **Applause sounds**

[@Taishawn24.7]

I practically lost my shit at thar

[@cherrypuddles]

Was honestly expecting something along the lines of "The Spartans made it in Rome" when Edgeworth asked where pizza was made.

[@ch3rry833]

This is actually me everytime I have to talk about pizza with non italian people

[@TheRealBlazingDiamond]

pInApPlE iS gOoD

[@bellapanker5428]

@@TheRealBlazingDiamond That's alright people just no like pineapple

[@mustafaLY2631]

Pineapple is sucks

[@Cats4life777]

@@TheRealBlazingDiamond Who said anything about pineapple in this video or anywhere at all?

[@TheRealBlazingDiamond]

@@Cats4life777 this video? Nah. Other places? They do.

[@septupleanti742]

EDGEWORTH JUST INSULTED CHICAGO DEEP DISH PIZZA AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY

[@ender_expert1391]

wait, THAT'S REAL?

[@mustafaLY2631]

@@ender_expert1391 Unfortunately...

[@koolmckool7039]

@@ender_expert1391 Indeed it is, and it's the best pizza style this side of the Atlantic.

[@CadanL]

@@koolmckool7039 That's not a pizza, that's a pie

[@koolmckool7039]

@@CadanL Pizza probably derives from the word for pie, so we're close to what pizza should be.

[@lucafontana957]

As an italian,i almost vomited when i heard FRICKIN BBQ ON MY FRICKING PIZZA

[@bruschetta7711]

They probably use ketchupp as "pasta sauce"

[@splatcord2267]

I almost vomited again when I saw pesto's eye🤮

[@lucas-6107]

4:17 The second I saw that, I knew it was going to be bloody Dirt girl world- It’s the almost at the peak of weird Aussie kid shows

[@michisawake]

loving how i got this recommended to me right when i was eating pizza

[@rinrxl]

When my teachers ask if I'm ever gonna turn in my missing assignments 2:55

[@frostblitzxdkartoffelliebh6081]

"We can all be ugly together" -Phoenix Wright/Kamron (2021)

[@splatom5515]

this is going to be epic

[@rashawn3718]

True

[@amedeotoraldo5840]

I'm italian and i want friends to swear at on discord too, this discussions are just all i look for in friendship

[@MetaGiga]

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but thank god I have a cold. Otherwise my laughter would be loud enough to wake up the entire house. Your friends are amazing

[@SaviTheGamer]

When at 6:59 he said "Italian Scott the Woz" I laughed so much

[@ToxicNoxic]

jesus christ how much coffee can fit inside of trombone's cup

[@tomyolk]

The video starts with Spartans, ends with Twitter and it’s titled Pizza War. 11/10

[@michamicha7011]

"And to whoever says pizzaria, That's not how you spell it" me: pizzaria

[@gyisdoingstuff9561]

these have no right to be this funny

[@robertlupa8273]

I was confused what "A = L x W" is, then I looked it up. Turns out it's the english equivalent of area of rectangle, which is "P = A x B" in my language. [explaination] P - "pole" (area) A - as in "side A" B - as in "side B"

[@bellapanker5428]

I wonder what they're teaching me in school xd.

[@tabkg5802]

Lmao I thought they were talking about Induction and energy

[@bassfish5517]

Which language uses that?

[@robertlupa8273]

@@bassfish5517 Polish

[@ramirez9317]

For me it's: a= b x h

[@lelleti5300]

As an Italian I can say that American Pizza is not even similar to Italian pizza

[@Tony_II]

Italian Scott The Woz.

[@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th]

The Spartans are pretty cool here in Jamaica, Sam is one of them, he's a nice guy.

[@Wolfred_69]

3:26 The calm before the storm.

[@thomaschrusciel471]

I never got the hatred for deep dish. It tastes great and provides another avenue for the pizza dish. All things aside though, I do live around Chicago, so I may have deep dish genes and blood coursing through my veins.

[@frix1769]

Man come here in Italy and try a real napuletan pizza with bufala's mozzarella and then tell me if its even remotely comparable to that thing (btw no hate for anyone just hate the fact that you called pizza something that is not a pizza)

[@Timeward76]

@@frix1769 it is though. You use pizza dough to make it and it is an open disc with toppings on it

[@frix1769]

@@Timeward76 yeah the concept is right the problem is all the rest😂

[@Timeward76]

@@frix1769 honestly, I dont care for what tradition says is right or wrong in concerns with food. Food takes a lot of different shapes, sizes, and methods without changing the core idea of what it is. Italian Pizza, Brazillian Pizza, New york pizza, chicago pizza, they're sll pizza in their own ways and all deserve a place to shine.

[@frix1769]

@@Timeward76 ok and you are right on this but the thing that i say Is just that pizza Is a thing and the other one already existed and has a name: calzone and its way more similar to the Deep dish

[@shiv-em-all]

when they showed australian tv it brought back too many memories and let me tell you that show slapped

[@jorgeperezsoto3853]

I knew it, kangaroos are just wild australian boxers

[@ilgabbyano3831]

I, too, am Italian. AND I AM GOING TO DIE TO SUPPORT MR. PESTO IN THIS ONE

[@pesto6830]

Porta i cazzo di rinforzi (sono pesto)

[@ilgabbyano3831]

@@pesto6830 Giungo in tuo soccorso

[@pesto6830]

@@ilgabbyano3831 grazie a dio

[@asmodeusvicarius2771]

@@pesto6830 sei un grande cazzo

[@mamadrinkingtea]

“Mario is out to get you” LOL I DIED 😭😭😭

[@dachosens1]

i think chicken on pizza is fine, but bbq depends on the consistency of the sauce on the dough, if the sauce is too loose, i dont think that those mixing will be good

[@JimothyTheGreen]

I had a proper pepperoni pizza at a proper pizzeria once. It had loads of green pesto, large slices of tomato and some type of spice I didn't recognise. It was really good. This was in the UK btw.

[@siralosgema4939]

Them: dissing school pizzas. Me: having flashbacks to the ‘breakfast’ pizzas from my middle school. The thing was gravy, cheese, and sausage on a bagel, usually barely warm. And attempting to eat one would make me feel nauseous.. School food can be down right weird

[@alishaanimations3058]

0:33 IM SCREAMING

[@teamoofers]

Trombone : Four words : VPN Tom : That's 3 words Mae : That's 2 words dumbass Me : uh that's 3 letters

[@revolverocelot423]

As an italian, we made it so only we can make the best pizzas

[@davidporter671]

Overrated shit italian pizza is. New York perfected it. Deal with it.

[@revolverocelot423]

@@davidporter671 First, youre wrong, we created it in the first plac, the american guys made those deep dish pizzas that are literal Pizza Cheesecakes and made other shitty stuff like chocolate pizza, Hawaian (pineapple Pizza) Second, You talked like Yoda in yoyr first sentence. Third maybe learn about jokes and humour.

[@davidporter671]

@@revolverocelot423Here I'll do your way lol First, I'll admit America fucked it up with the variations. But they'll always be shitty versions of things. All countries do that. That doesn't discount the fact that italian pizza isn't as good as New York style. Second, who gives a flying fuck. I started typing and didn't feel like backspacing. Third, what joke? lol. I understand the issue isn't all too serious but why are you acting like I'm having a fit behind my keyboard. I'm just arguing that your overrated italian pizza isn't that great. People just slob it's nob because it's where pizza is originally from. But we perfected it. Sorry just a fact.

[@chrifox6423]

they never tried a pizza from napoli itself, they're too scared to get addicted to it and see god

[@neroclaudius7284]

Ragu is just ground up babies.

[@victhor0045]

The italian that is in me is traumatised

[@AGuyWithOneWing]

I love the idea of a line of thought where anytime you recognize someone as an Aussie, you call them out for it and protest that an animal native to their country doesn't actually exist.

[@slv-mf7ui]

Honestly all the pizza mentioned in this except bean pizza sounds delicious.

[@Jesse-75-80]

and school pizza

[@slv-mf7ui]

@@Jesse-75-80 Ew school pizza is gross.

[@Jesse-75-80]

@@slv-mf7ui that's why I said that..

[@alishaanimations3058]

@@slv-mf7ui dude my school pizza was actually really good😭

[@Avatar_fan101]

And the burned pizza

[@ribesselvatici5174]

As an Italian I hoped I had a brain hemoragge watching this

[@heiwoee7174]

poggers * loggers -Jelly

[@miidnxghts]

As an Italian, all the slandering is crushing my ego for absolutely no fucking reason

[@adcar635]

IM LAUGHINT SO HARD I CANT BREATHE

[@Evan24_7]

As a resident of the Chicago area, yes our deep dish is trash.

[@leeno7oreo]

This was a rollercoaster rip Pesto

[@Necroxion]

This is the most pizza mozarella pizza mozarella rella rella rella rella rella, rella rella rella debate so far

[@dattranthanh4813]

Mario: *OBJECTIONS all of you!, Spaghetti is more better than Pizza!*

[@guyonheadphones]

Objection! Spaghetti is just a pile of noodles and not that flavorful, pizza you can put anything you want!

[@snackcakesmcgee7729]

Not even as a joke.

[@TopazTheDragon]

Wtf do kangaroos have to do with tampons

[@GarethAgain]

What do you mean? It's common knowledge. :)

[@somecuriousperson2233]

Now this is what I call an Italian civil war

[@homemovelha4173]

Actually, there is evidence off pizza existing in ancient egypt, altough it was just pizza dough with spices on it, and "modern" pizza was indeed invented by italians.

[@Inkedalic3]

Pizza actually comes from Greece, but modern pizza is Italian you are right with that.

[@thelight9280]

Italian here, Italian pizza is the best. PERIOD.

[@MrShop-fg2on]

Snob

[@projectember728]

The whole convo about spartans gave me a aneurysm and a half 10/10

[@meatymaggot]

Them: C a n n e d R a v I o l i My little brother: *casually eats them all the time.*

[@Valetravelgames]

Seeing edgeworth saying words in my language is so funny to me xD

[@il_tano__5303]

As an Italian I’m ashamed of bbq sauce and chicken on pizza That’s disgusting

[@GhostFishFood]

Fun fact: Pizzas weren’t first made in Italy they were actually made in iran because back in the year (####) (i forgot the year) they used to eat cheese on bread in a very similar way to pizza

[@eljaminlatour6633]

0:35 when I saw this, i was like "what?"

[@FrancescoLucchetta]

I can feel the Italian power flowing in my veins...

[@vadandrumist1670]

Favorite part was when Pesto showed the italian pizza like it was some instant win only for the others to trash it hard.

[@gammagalaxy8103]

“Deep dish pizza is not only not better than New York pizza… it’s not pizza! It’s a fucking casserole!” -Jon Stewart

[@viosiocraft58]

I'm french and i completely agree with Pesto.

[@theclaudeqc3rdone290]

Meanwhile in the conner: *the random Canadian reminding of the pineapple on pizza*

[@pesto6830]

I condone everything I said in this video

[@OutstandOutcast]

BBQ SAUCE AND CHICKEN ON PIZZA IS GOOOOOD

[@Rimikare]

'little timmie' 'uncultured swine' I fucking love that part

[@alishaanimations3058]

My school pizza was actually so good like a solid 10/10

[@anryx555]

Alright as italian the "mario is out to get you" break me totally XD

[@Guy_that_exists]

I would immediately devour both types of pizza the moment I see them.

[@JulOverHeaven]

Missed opportunity with the pineapple on pizza argument but these types of vids kill me

[@Demon_like_judge_of_fire]

what did Australia do for us to be called out like this???

[@YourLocalInquisator]

Everybody gangsta till Godoy shares a desk

[@Rimikare]

Von Karma: pizza ain't that hard to make I've literally helped my aunt make bean and sausage pizza as a child so I can confirm

[@ToastKnife]

I remember someone in highschool lunch who would always put ketchup on his pizza. K e t c h u p.

[@blainetate743]

The Chicago deep dish looks like Minecraft Pumpkin Pie.

[@Swarith47]

How are these vids so good?

[@alexisrox44]

I'm still so confused about the kangaroo tampon mention, this was in my recommended and I have no further context.

[@Sonic_Gamer501]

Hear me out, pizza that uses ranch dressing instead of tomato sauce.

[@williampeterson7032]

Me, who thinks all the pizza pictures used look delicious: Now I want pizza.

[@bearbones7913]

Haven't watched the video but Hawaiian is a delightful treat. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!!!

[@legodoc1853]

The first pizza edgeworth showed was Neapolitan Pizza. Haven't had it, but id love to try it

[@randomstranger8554]

_Me, wondering how you successfully avoided bringing up pineapple pizza_

[@Cate🈲🈲🈲]

I literally just brought my lunch box

[@jukebox4800]

THIS IS GOLD XDDD

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

This video really help me read fast

[@mateybois]

Everyone knows kangaroos = more tampons

[@Djibrillas]

has an italian i wouldn't call it soup on bread.

[@nachoalvarez7171]

The problem with those pizzas isn't that they're ugly, it's that they aren't even pizzas

[@TheTrueXaver]

ITALIAN SCOTT THE WOZ

[@whatTFisThis]

I ate pizza at an italtian restaurant (in usa) and it made me think of this