The Prophet with a Season Pass to Heaven

[@HolyKoolaid]

Check out part 2 of this reaction video here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGfdgZ58f8lobrM

[@meechiebaby493]

We should really talk, when I was 5 in Sunday school I got bored and caught the church on fire.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Why not make a Shout-Out to all the People who; in goofy ways or in serious ways; cover Religion's Problems of even just Religions CRAZYNESS? Like Craky Blinder and Telltale? The latter literally being a Cult-Expert who discusses allll the Sillyness ever.

[@abrahamel-gothamy6472]

What I thought was interesting is back in the day when the bible was written they used imagery of a potter’s wheel to create humans but now it’s sorta industrialized with her factory of body parts. The quran has a flying horse and here she has superman school. I guess it’s just interesting how religious beliefs change with the times

[@harrisonhonda3745]

Omg I used to be a JW, I really don’t think we had the same bibles as in America it seems? Old and new testaments, plus I had a king James, I was allowed to keep that because it says gods name and they love anything saying gods name.

[@harrisonhonda3745]

I always thought heaven was for the 144,000 chosen few, and the rest of us would live on earth to teach the resurrected before the judgement day. In my mind the 144,000 were to replace the fallen angels.

[@bxdxggxdxb2775]

"In heaven, there's no storms, no floods..." So in heaven, there are no "acts of god"?!?

[@Джонатан-р8д]

Ahhhh! I see what you did there.

[@truthseeker0059]

Apparently, the "god" she visits is too busy with people sitting on his lap, sticking their hand through him and stoking his hair. He doesn't have time for GOD stuff.

[@wallyw3409]

@@truthseeker0059 touching kids it not just for priest.

[@arthurhunt642]

No shit...

[@truthseeker0059]

@@wallyw3409 I actually think the "god" that she is communicating with is the biblical Satan...either that or she's getting abducted by aliens for their amusement.

[@LibraBlue1962]

Nevermind "drinking the Cool Aid," this woman smoked the bong of the covenant!

[@victoriawilliams2786]

I've heard frankincense and myrrh have psychedelic properties. 🤣

[@stanleyhyde8529]

PCP is amazing

[@sleekoduck]

She's just batshit crazy. There's a good video from a neuroscientist who tried DMT. That's the stuff your brain releases when you're dying.

[@lauraannebevan1198]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@jymbo1969]

I've smoked some good weed, and I have never been to Christmas Town...

[@plexus]

This is like asking a 5 year old little girl what heaven is like, and they went “its like thiiiiis and like thiiiis, and like thiiiis, and there’s cotton candy clouds, and everyone has a pony, and the pony talks and is your best friend, and like thiiiis, and like thiiiiis.” And she went on for like 20 minutes, you took a verbatim transcript, and get her grandmother to read it out loud.

[@TirarADeguello]

you can fly, but when you get to the roller coaster, you sit down and strap in. Best quote in the whole video.

[@Skeptical_Numbat]

Why would a rollercoaster be thrilling if there's no risk of death? Your holographic body wouldn't have any adrenal glands either, so no arousal from stressors.

[@XiagraBalls]

@@Skeptical_Numbat That's what I was thinking earlier. Also, she says you can whizz anywhere with just a thought, so what's the point. You could have your own custom rollercoaster experience with just a thought.

[@Skeptical_Numbat]

@@XiagraBalls How limited is her vision of Heaven if this crap is the best she can come up with..? It's almost as bad as the old clichéd wings, harps & halos on the billions of dead as they hang around on clouds, slavishly singing perpetual hosannas of praise & worship to God... (ie: Hell minus the BBQ) It's really kind'a sad how basic her concept of Eternity actually is (though this is likely a reflection of her profound lack of a higher education, back here on Earth). Is there no personal growth in Heaven? There are so many great minds among the dead, could you not learn myriad languages & cultures, discuss philosophy with Aristotle & Hume, learn advanced science from Einstein & Dobzhansky - even have a part in working side by side with the angels, keeping the universe machine running..?

[@pauligrossinoz]

Even in heaven: *Safety first* ... but _why?_ 😮

[@glasshorse6893]

Plus why use a roller coaster? You’d feel plenty of adrenaline from just flying around in daring stunts

[@stevenbyers8747]

Kat Kerr strikes me as someone who was very neglected as a child and is seeking desperately to get her childhood back. She descibes heaven in ways that a 5-year old would. Even her appearance screams, "look at me!" And her need to feel special is very much revealed in her tale of being escorted to heaven by god and shown all the wonders of heaven as his personal guest. I hope someday she gets the psychological help she needs.

[@DlES-IRAE]

Underrated comment

[@zeusallmighty04]

couldn't agree more. This poor woman was seriously traumatized as a small child, and the projection of the child she was, before that occurred, is painfully obvious.

[@garthsreptilecare1295]

...before she has to deal with the humiliation of being called out as a fraud. But then, hey, this is Murica! We have freedom to "believe" whatever these liars say.

[@guitarhero8110]

I can't even crack a smile at this because it's too accurate to be funny.

[@marclaporte3710]

She's really the lowest of the lows. A grifter.

[@independentfundamentalathe6333]

I’m so glad you had Andrew from genetically modified skeptic on to review this video! I was going to suggest doing a video with him and discuss your journeys from religion. I love both you guys and you’ve both helped me out a lot with my personal journey from religion. Thank you so much you two!

[@raptorcrasherinc.9823]

I also hope that they collab. They have mentioned each other before, but I wish they would work together.

[@AltClev37]

“Do people really believe this?” Yes they do. Unfortunately they do.

[@franciscosustek7249]

And pay through their noses......

[@truthseeker0059]

Yep...just go to Elijah Streams and read the comments...unbelievable

[@Flum666]

they don't she's obviously lying and making shit up

[@AltClev37]

@@Flum666 Well yeah of course she’s lying. The problem is so many people believe her lies.

[@horsepowerenthusiast6933]

Gullibility is depressing sometimes....

[@Junosensei]

In heaven, everything is light. In hell, everything is fire. Either way, it's all lit.

[@hifismiffy]

Okay, sunglasses in Heaven, fire extinguishers in Hell - gotcha !!

[@anzaca1]

Heaven, based on the language used in the Bible, is actually much hotter than Hell.

[@zorro2441]

Isn't hell only as hot as like 12 candles according to the Bible?@@anzaca1

[@turtle4826]

almost can't wait to go

[@skyeprophet3564]

@@turtle4826 I guess it's better to just cease to exist.. you should be so lucky, hope you are right.

[@aldrinvendt8524]

I could watch this for hours! all my favorite atheists laughing and having a good time listening to kookie christians.

[@DReite1]

Next time Kat goes to heaven I wish she would just stay there.

[@slimjim5487]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that's f*cked up

[@CinemaGatesPictures]

Kat Kerr get a Job to do on Earth talk about heaven.

[@justincredible.]

She'll be going to heel for bearing false witness ;-)

[@iHabika]

LOL 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@rockyrillz105]

Dawg 🤣😭😭

[@helicopterharry5101]

Yeah the "everyone is supermodels but no sex" is amusing. Sounds like hell. Sounds like that Rick and Morty episode.

[@ericvulgate]

like frank in the second hellraiser

[@lazyperfectionist3978]

**laughs in aroace**

[@skaetur1]

No sex. No fingers in the grundle.

[@AeiThop]

How exactly? You don’t go around boinging your supermodel mum and sister on earth, so, having attractive people around you isn’t enough reason. If she hadn’t messed it up by describing people engaging in ‘earthly’ activities like eating, dressing and living in a house, it would have been kosher. But, if you can eat, what’s the reason you can’t have sex?

[@julietfischer5056]

@@AeiThop - No need to reproduce, so sex isn't necessary.

[@gmgurp6666]

I should not have watched this while recovering from strep. The laughing triggered coughing that damn near killed me, but I couldn't stop watching. Thanks guys, I needed that.

[@kanojo1969]

It's all so childish. I mean that literally, like this is the 'heaven' a child would imagine, after hearing someone talk about it, but not having read a single word of the bible, or experienced enough of reality and life to have a more sophisticated idea of eternal afterlife. Religion has regressed this woman to the emotional range of a child, and all her followers are exactly the same. What a waste.

[@victoriawilliams2786]

Truth

[@gregm766]

I was thinking something similar, I mean her imagination is extremely limited. My view of heaven if there was such a place would be like you would be outside of time and space and would be able to be anywhere, anytime in the universe you want.

[@denverarnold6210]

Its sad when American Dad has a more coherent idea of heaven.

[@unseenredalert1470]

First you die and you're like "Woohoo! Now I can do all I want!" But then you're put into flight class, can't have sex and have to work in the department of body parts. Then you'll be like "Please, can I go back to living hell on earth again?" This is what happens when grown-ups believe in fairy tales.

[@dickdeoreo]

Heaven, like the Bible and most other religions, absolutely does not hold up to scrutiny. Every description raises more questions. It snows all the time? There are mountains of spices? Food but no sex or hair? .. you know what, this all sounds legit AF .. no further questions

[@thomasruwart1722]

I'm thinking she's describing an acid trip... or hundreds of trips. I grew up in the 60s and this was pretty typical of my friends describing their trips😈

[@themousethatroared3371]

Yup. 1/4 of a 4 way windowpane acid in the 70s and I too was seeing the colorful cartoonish things she describes. The difference is that I knew it was all a drug induced hallucination and she thinks its real. 😳

[@-Kal-]

IDK I’ve had enough acid to have more creative ideas than this about imaginary places.

[@sleekoduck]

The neuroscientist who took DMT on her lunch break had a much more interesting trip and she was honest and attributed it to drugs.

[@saltnpepperpupper947]

@@-Kal- Your profile picture is awesome! Sorry, had to say it, it's so cute and funny.

[@jymbo1969]

I dropped acid once... yeah, everything looked like Kat Kerr's heaven.

[@oengusfearghas9608]

I can only assume that the people who actually believe things like this must be highly under-educated.

[@TheMrblessed]

I used to think that too. But, I've come to realize that some people have a really strong need to believe in something. The education doesn't change that. It saddens me to see highly educated people constantly fall for this. It's really hearbreaking.

[@oengusfearghas9608]

@@TheMrblessed The truly sad part about this is; if most well educated people put even a fraction of the scrutiny and thought that they use for other everyday decisions they would easily discover the gaping holes and flaws in religion. I will fully admit that I have not looked into all of the tens of thousands, if not more, religions that have existed throughout human history. That being said the one thing every one I have looked into has in common is their fictional and mythological nature.

[@diegoarmando5489]

Apparently, only Crystal Methodists are admitted into Heaven.

[@clintonleviner6638]

I want some of that

[@TheSteveBoyd]

Crystal Lite Methodists

[@angelamaryquitecontrary4609]

Chapeau, monsieur!

[@kidd32888]

Oh crap I quited 2 years ago. Let me call my dealer now!

[@danieldennison6185]

Your genius has been overlooked lol! Totally stealing the Crystal Methodists thing

[@turboguppy3748]

She sounds like a child making up a story about imaginary friends... Oh, wait.

[@CaptApril123]

bingo

[@madamvaudelune3298]

Not Amelia Earhardt? Im dissapointed.

[@turboguppy3748]

Oh, don't give her any more fuel for her fever dream.

[@phuckit1902]

Lol!

[@slimjim5603]

Lol

[@zeldamorgan9260]

During those rare moments when she's marginally coherent, she sounds like someone telling bedtime fairy tales to very small children

[@tylergriffin3667]

"If you have any marks or scars forget it, they're gone" To quote Illidan Stormrage, I AM MY SCARS! They mark some of the most important thingsbthat make me who I am. Fuck that noise

[@tylergriffin3667]

And now a Critical Role Quote: Spice? Spice!? Do you spice?

[@abaddon2148]

yeah lmfao i got fingers with chunks missing, i have scars all over my body. those experiences make me who i am, without my "imperfections" i just look like everyone else. it feels like she implies that you should feel ashamed of your marks and imperfections, when in reality i'm quite the opposite and would be a little ticked if the scars went.

[@condorboss3339]

That probably includes tattoos as well.

[@sinifexxephinis4310]

That is an awesome quote. That kinda helps me like my scars and imperfections more, thank you.

[@The_Crab_Whisperer]

Yeah right! All those poor Nazis up there lost the fencing scars 😭

[@95mudshovel]

"in heaven you have no physical desires for sex" me, an asexual: "so the same as now."

[@stakyLoo]

We are already half way to heaven apparently.

[@aboomination897]

The internet must look weird to someone unattracted to sex.

[@95mudshovel]

@@aboomination897 yeah, a lot of it makes no sense to me lol

[@skaetur1]

Oh… for you asexuals, heaven is full of orgies. It’s the opposite of what you consider fun, that’s heaven.

[@emilybarclay8831]

@@aboomination897 it’s so fuckin weird, as a celibate with no sex drive it’s like being at the zoo but with people Y’all are animals lol

[@geosko13]

It is optimistic and a hope for the world when someone sees young men and women like you all, who think critically and logically. Thank you for your videos. Keep on the good work!

[@grahvis]

I can't understand why she is not just laughed at into oblivion but then having heard a pastor tell his congregation the Earth cannot be as old as claimed because it would be spinning so fast, the extra gravity would squash us. Education does not seem to be many people's strong point.

[@thedarknessthatcomesbefore4279]

🤦🤣🤣

[@kenken-tr4no]

I'm a black male... But I'm going to be a blue eyes, blonde hair Angel in heaven... Yes sir (Uncle ruckus Jr)

[@chubbiMommi]

No relation 🤣

[@danajohnson4480]

Apparently you will look like Jesus then.

[@vinnyganzano1930]

If that's the case then how will I recognise my ex wife and my daughter?

[@davidfitnesstech]

@@danajohnson4480 Judging by the paintings of Jesus.. He was the most white, ANGLO-LOOKING man to ever live in the Middle East... or the world. lol.

[@davidfitnesstech]

HEY.. a black man with blonde hair and blue eyes. NICE.

[@tcookie12]

I saw kat kerr at this very woo woo church years back and it was the most wild event ive been to for church. People were so excited to hear her "wisdom". She talked about christmas town and the amusement park there as well, and im not sure if this is in the video yet, but the explanation of her appearance like her pink hair is because she wanted to look more heavenly because everybody has otherworldly colorful hair. She wants to look like what she will look like in heaven on earth.

[@ShieldWife]

Christmas Town? I am imagining her running around Christmas Town singing “What’s This?” like Jack Skellington.

[@samuelschick8813]

Shieldwife, kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3PEY4CjYtODa5I

[@angelamaryquitecontrary4609]

I'd be well up for that, to be fair.

[@witnessme602]

My first thought was Christmas land. That fucked up little dystopia in N0S4A2.

[@azulineamphisbaena9997]

This would be a perfect parody!

[@dantheman2907]

This is both hilariously disturbing and disturbingly hilarious.

[@memyself2630]

Just like the last 4-5years here in the US

[@Talia.777]

How well said

[@joshwhitaker5453]

“And you know where they get the harvested body pets from? Aborted fetuses!” I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasherzog86]

she just tells her followers what they want to hear. probably the same a child would tell you about any utopia.

[@bb1111116]

That’s what I think. The minister is trying to please everyone who listens to her. As a former Christian there were many views by church goers of what Heaven would be like. This minister describes multiple versions of what Heaven which would fit what every member of her congregation believes. Even though she has a mishmash of contradictory ideas it doesn’t matter. These evangelicals are not logical about their afterlife desires. They will like what sounds right from her and ignore the rest.

[@michaelsommers2356]

She didn't visit the real heaven. She was taken to a Potemkin village set up to fool the rubes. I got a tour of the real heaven, but I can't tell about it because I had to sign an NDA first.

[@denverarnold6210]

I actually find you and your (hopefully) joking statement more credible.

[@michaelsommers2356]

@@denverarnold6210 Under the terms of the NDA, I can't tell you whether or not I was joking.

[@lauraannebevan1198]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@angelman906]

@@michaelsommers2356 good answer

[@timrhiney2770]

That was some of the best comedy I've seen in a while, on a sad note many of my family are DRUNK on the kool-aid maybe they will sober up like I did 😢.

[@matthewmeehan9155]

In the UK we can admit when we're drunk.

[@cerberaodollam]

Except you call it "tired and emotional" 😉

[@marvinbone1379]

Matthew, but just think how much better the FOOD will be in heaven (to a Brit). But as a Cajun, I'm thinking it will be doux.

[@aniram.6079]

We need more vids like these. I love seeing atheist youtubers together and reacting to the same things

[@anthonynorman7545]

Agreed!

[@hifismiffy]

You must check out Flat Earthers - their ideas are unbelievable !!!

[@raptorcrasherinc.9823]

Have you looked at the collabs between Emma Thorne and Atheist Jr.

[@LoveAllAnimals101]

New song out: "You give heaven a bad name". Bon Jovi would be proud!

[@kashishimotohoward]

1: I prefer being bald 2: To hell with not having sex! I'm already not getting any on earth. 3: CREEPY!! I have to give this woman credit, from seeing a few of her videos before, I'm impressed that she can seriously do this without breaking character. I would have busted out laughing, dead in the middle of this nonsense.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Many; in goofy ways or in serious ways; cover Religion's Problems of even just Religions CRAZYNESS! Like Craky Blinder and Telltale?! The latter literally being a Cult-Expert who discusses allll the Sillyness ever. I can only recommend them warmly af.

[@baggerdave]

FFS!!!!!! I hope she runs for President!😂

[@bobmudge4836]

Does she ever credit the 7-year-old who made this up for her?

[@alejandrocanelasvallecillo9993]

😂😂😂

[@turboguppy3748]

Pretty sure her own emotional stunting was sufficient...

[@itslonelytobealone875]

Lmaooo😂

[@Critical_Capybara]

@c.4:30, “the food is made of light” comment made me think of Plankton eating holographic meatloaf in that SpongeBob episode 😂

[@truthseeker0059]

It saddens and angers me that she would guilt parents into believing that they didn't pray hard enough for their sick and dying child and that's why their baby didn't get a new body part. SHAMEFUL!

[@grapeshot]

I don't think so Heaven would seem like a very boring place for me.. I have no intentions of spending all eternity in a golden Borg Cube. With my lips pressed permanently up against the invisible sky wizard's colon.

[@rickc2102]

Well that was... visual...

[@hermesgestistruism]

The Invisible Sky Wizard's Colon. You have to capitalize it, like in the Bible. You know, to show the proper respect.

[@Lazarus-p8l]

Lol😂

[@johndank2209]

also, What if i WANT to be bald in heaven?? hair maintenance is exhausting you know.

[@hermesgestistruism]

@@johndank2209 I've known some girls who are only really into bald guys. So that sucks for them. Also, is there a Scripture talking about God's hairstyle? Maybe He is bald, too. Side note: I wonder what weight and height we will be in Heaven. Super skinny? Short and athletic? Midget and muscular? Curvy belly, long skinny arms? 6 foot and chubby? Morbidly obese and 12 foot tall? What's the ideal heavenly body?

[@firstlast0001]

as a christian I'm ashamed of this lady and love the reactions here.

[@tiggerpup_nz]

“Christmas town where it always snows ” because even God is northern hemisphere centric.

[@greggi47]

Doctor Who (in the person of Chris Eccleston) answered a question about why a Galliefreyan Time Lord swould speak with a distinctively Northern accent by assering that EVERY planet has a North.

[@justinlewis8889]

FYI it snows in the Southern Hemisphere as well. Antarctica would be the first place that comes to mind..

[@MichaelJohnson-kq7qg]

@@justinlewis8889 I think the point was more that her vision of a Christmas is strangely northern hemisphere (and let's face it, incredibly western, European, and just... white).

[@justinlewis8889]

@@MichaelJohnson-kq7qg fair enough

[@hifismiffy]

Can we have Christmas every day up there ? Does Jesus like turkey with stuffing ? Can we send him Christmas cards ? Does he like getting Christmas presents or does he know what they are before he opens them ?

[@Sh3rrr]

I've heard of medieval visions of heaven where heaven is depicted as full of food and abundance, because that was something the people who lived then often lacked.

[@arthurkinglor5420]

Heaven has evolved xD

[@caninecurry5823]

He's always got something to offer... like faith, actually I think that's all they got to offer.

[@59master60]

I never understood why would we need to eat if we’re dead, that just defeats the whole purpose of having a digestive system.

[@mr.zafner8295]

My dude, I see that this video is a year old, and I can't tell you how bummed that makes me. This is a terrific format and I was hoping like crazy it was a new thing that you just came up with. I would love to see more videos in this vein, with all the disparate opinions. You guys all know each other and you're stronger as a group. Please do this more. It's some of your best stuff. And thank you for what you've done.

[@lonelyislander8760]

She's just basing heaven to the imagination/dreams of someone living in a 1st world country.

[@waspoppin4784]

Yah, real Heaven would be something out of worldly, not in this physical world. She’s just describing heaven as a place filled with things she thinks are good.

[@TangFiend1]

Yeah a ten year old’s imagination

[@blackice9088]

Someone who is on an acid trip...

[@JDdr86]

@@blackice9088 Don't insult acid tripers.

[@davidfitnesstech]

Right..She's imposing the only things she is familiar with onto heaven. She makes all of heaven sound like a bad theme park.

[@jonbaker3728]

I was taught that you would just sit around and sing god's praises every day because it was so wonderful. Obviously they never heard my family sing together. Roman Catholic then, athiest now.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Many; in goofy ways or in serious ways; cover Religion's Problems of even just Religions CRAZYNESS! Like Craky Blinder and Telltale?! The latter literally being a Cult-Expert who discusses allll the Sillyness ever. I can only recommend them warmly af.

[@empoweredlaw2514]

THANK YOU all for this video. With pandemic and other life stuff I've been having a hard time. Watching this made me laugh so hard that I had to stop periodically stop the video because I couldn't hear you over my belly laughs.

[@unclescar5616]

That body parts warehouse "doctrine" has reached us here in Africa too. My former pastor from when I was a Christian (2years ago) used to preach about how people who have seen heaven and came back bemourned the many replacement body parts that were going to waste in heaven because people on earth didn't have the faith to "receive" them for their healing.

[@vaiyt]

If nobody has ever had enough faith to regrow missing limbs in literally all of history, then prayer is functionally useless for that. Too bad for God, but he needs to revise his methodology.

[@taylorshelton3267]

@@vaiyt The only two people that I have known to regrow limbs were Wade Wilson aka deadpool and groot.

[@kxjx]

Madness

[@KC______]

@@kxjx More like stupidity imo. Laziness and idiocy; anyone so motivated can check The Bible and easily see that this drivel is not ANYWHERE in any book of The Bible. Nowadays it's not even necessary to actually read it, there are apps capable of performing cross-checking and indexing for reference.

[@truthseeker0059]

What angers and saddens me about this teaching is the guilt that this places on a parent praying for a cure for their child. Then hearing that it was their fault that they died because they didn't have enough faith to have their child healed? Sadistic teaching!

[@NN-wc7dl]

When a person like Cat Kerr can have ANY influence at all, your nation is in serious trouble. Precisely anything could come out of it.

[@caninecurry5823]

Draped in the flag and carrying the cross

[@captainhennahead2323]

Absolutely horrifying, indeed.

[@heckinbasedandinkpilledoct7459]

It’s funny but concerning at the same time. But most people don’t really take Kat turd seriously

[@Acteaon]

Right! And these people have the right to vote! And even scarier power than their imagination.

[@NN-wc7dl]

@@1Impossibleguy ...and theists always use words they don't know the meaning of.

[@adeofbass]

"The band in heaven, They play my favourite song. Play it on more time, Play it all night long..." David Byrne

[@Kalleron]

"It's really interesting who teaches you to fly." Me: "Don't say Christopher Re-" "Christopher Reeve!" That is in SUCH bad taste. ☹️

[@HolyKoolaid]

I was right there with you on that!

[@jymbo1969]

Although, in all fairness, if anyone deserves to be in heaven, Christopher Reeve does.

[@AzureDragon158]

So who taught people to fly before Christopher Reeve died? Was he projected back in time to the very beginning so he could always be teaching people to fly? And what makes him more qualified than anyone else? Does she think Superman was a documentary? Gah, my brain hurts just trying to comprehend this madness.

[@harmonicamanrandy]

That's what I thought, but with a twist of, "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME PINKY!"

[@XiagraBalls]

She clearly believes in Superman and Jesus, as she appears to think Reeve could actually fly. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Also, how p**ed off would CR be having to do 'The Basics of Flying' for all eternity?

[@Sparkbomber]

Kat Kerr's ravings are frightening to say the least. Worse, some people believe her? Just WTF?

[@mikeyhau]

Wow - all my questions about heaven have been answered!

[@Sowilo-Dagaz]

I've been an atheist for years, and used to believe in heaven, hell ect. I've watched many if your videos, but this is by far the most interesting. I think its hilarious, but the fact that people take her seriously is very worrying. "Christmas Land!?" Christmas is based on the pagan holiday, which celebrated the birth of the god Mithras. And she's not even on drugs! Look forward to part 2.

[@AnnoyingNewslettersPage6]

THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

[@shanehull6235]

She reminds me of the viral hope dealer everyday I half expect her to sober up and just try going to work a normal job like nothing happened

[@___LC___]

Just Call Paul

[@adrianmetzler2523]

The spice, it’s in all things, I feel it.

[@TheOnlyElle.]

Melange!!!

[@scapegoatiscariot2767]

I got news for Kat. The spiced stops here. 😆

[@judddavenport3417]

Thank you Holy Koolaid

[@darwinskeeper421]

Okay, so if Christopher Reeve teaches you how to fly in heaven, does Sir Alec Guinnes teach us how to use a light saber?

[@c.s.5069]

My question is who taught people before he died?

[@skaetur1]

Alec teaches you from a certain point of view.

[@JesterDyne]

@TheLordofLightAndTime7077 If there are Jedi, ther has to be Sith to keep the Balance of the Force!

[@JesterDyne]

@TheLordofLightAndTime7077 Lucas raped Indiana Jones! He clearly is Sith himself!

[@capitalb5889]

I think the evangelicals hate Star Wars because "The Force" is too close to sorcery

[@BeckyWuff]

I get scared to think that this confused woman and her followers are very influential in a country like the United States. It's all complete insane, almost unimaginable for a European.

[@Shlooomth]

They used that song Big Rock Candy Mountain for a work montage in Better Call Saul and it was one of the best moments

[@chamonix2602]

It's unusual for an evangelical to discuss Heaven, because they love describing Hell so much!!

[@sleekoduck]

That place sounds pretty boring. An eternity without sex? Who are we kidding? She visited the Bad Place.

[@ghuttsmckenzie4269]

Don't forget the idea of having a bus in heaven, I don't know about anyone else's feelings about public transportation but to me it's not exactly stellar or filled with wonder. Also the idea that there are no bald people in heaven means the Rock or Vin Diesel won't look as legendary.

[@rosemarychamboko2680]

Why is she still on earth she must go to heaven now

[@arieraaphorst1998]

‘Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.’ Talking Heads

[@rickc2102]

I can't count the number of times that refrain has entered my head while watching atheist tube. 😄

[@th3logician]

This video was an absolute pleasure to watch. It really brightened my day and made me laugh at least 100 times. Thanks so much you guys 😂❤

[@taylorbarnett1199]

I am legitimately in tears. I LOVE YOU GUYS. I’ve been a long time fan of all y’all, and I need us to meet up NOW 😂😂🥰❤️❤️

[@noahmarler716]

Everything's powered by wind and light? Hellz yeah, God's onboard with renewable energy!

[@mpldr_]

I love this format! Can you make it a regular thing please?

[@FoxMacLeod2501]

This is exactly like the crazy imaginary stories you hear from some children, if you've ever heard a 4-year-old go on and on about what they're thinking about. Even down to the clear influence of outside stimuli, like movies, cartoons, and other storytelling media.

[@justincarroll1836]

Heaven with no sex sounds an awful lot like the life I'm trying to get away from

[@SticklsOfDoom]

F

[@adrianmetzler2523]

Lol same

[@101Waylander]

😂😂😂

[@heckinbasedandinkpilledoct7459]

Come on man! You’ll at least get to go to Christmas Town :)

[@09Dragonite]

Meemaw must have watched Nightmare Before Christmas with her grandkid and had a stroke midway through talking shit about Christmas Town 😂 Oh shit, she watched Futurama too... 😂😂😂

[@ceestwirre2353]

My mother used to tell me that, according to the book of revelations, in heaven you would be singing before the throne of god for the eternity. So i was quite convinced that I’d prefer hell above heaven. Not that i like to burn, but it’s over in moments. Singing forever before the throne… good heavens. For ever.

[@AAwildeone]

As Christopher Hitchens characterized it - celestial totalitarianism...

[@jymbo1969]

Does everyone have to sing the same song? Do we get to choose the song we sing? Does God like Rammstein or Tool? What about people like me who can almost never remember song lyrics? Can I just hum for eternity? Are the people segregated based on vocal range? So many unanswered questions...

[@ceestwirre2353]

@@jymbo1969 True. And imagine being him. I’d be like: damn I’m almighty, couldn’t I think of something better than having to listen to this crap for billions of years. Is this what I became god for? Just questions..

[@dabullzfan25]

Apparently the Book of Revelations never took in to account a singing voice as bad as mine. Why would God want to make himself suffer hearing my "singing" voice for eternity?

[@Forest_Fifer]

Atheist- "you're only a Christian because you want to sing"

[@RoarOfWolverine]

“Christmas town”? Sounds like she visited Jack Skelington’s world with Halloween Town, Christmas Town, Easter Town, etc. of course there would be no sex in heaven because we all know that God has a lot of hang ups about sex. I’m glad there’s lots of food and yet we don’t ever have to poop!

[@ShieldWife]

As soon as as she said Christmas Town, I imagined her running around singing “What’s This?”

[@RoarOfWolverine]

@@ShieldWife I was really curious if she met Jack? I guess she stopped after Christmas town and didn’t check out Halloween town. I would have preferred Halloween Town. Seems more fun.

[@ShieldWife]

I’m guessing that Halloween Town isn’t in Heaven, it’s probably in Hell instead. I was curious about that though. I’d like to go to Halloween Town too, especially if they have sex there, which would be a major advantage over Christmas Town.

[@nolimit4117]

That's exactly what I thought of when I heard her say this

[@turboguppy3748]

Frankenmuth Michigan.

[@karlkutac1800]

Around 16:45 re "leg manufacturing" - was anyone else (besides me) reminded of Hitchiker's Guide, where Slartibartfast ("My name is not important") got an award for creating the fiords of Norway?

[@spocksvulcanbrain]

I like this version of Drew. I've always liked his videos but here he seems so much more relaxed and natural. He's gotten a bit older and looks better too. 👍👍👍

[@mortifidpenguin]

No sex only lightening might very well be, the best quote I've ever heard.

[@mortifidpenguin]

My other thing on people like this is , if your gonna come up with some crazy make believe story about the afterlife at least be creative with it so many of these prophets stories are just bad scifi ripoffs. I guess for their audience you can't be to weird lol

[@justincarroll1836]

That's some deep kink shit. Don't touch me, only tase me. That's how I get off.

[@andrewstoddard6717]

@@justincarroll1836 I now have a mental image off someone holding a tazer while you beg them to stick you with it, but at the same time I am sure you meant tease.

[@justincarroll1836]

@@andrewstoddard6717 if you've seen what I have, you'll know I didn't make a spelling mistake

[@jakeloranger1419]

And yet, somehow it is the least shocking idea coming from an evangelical.

[@markhurst9020]

As mad as a box of frogs 🐸 only much funnier. Love your channel btw. I am in the process of watching all of your videos, starting from your very first, making my way to the last. It's fantastic to see how you have progressed in the years that you have been doing this. Lots of best wishes from Janice in the UK 🇬🇧 ❤❤❤. Keep em coming 😅😅😅. They are all amazing 👏

[@heiyuall]

“Schizophrenia: a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation.”

[@AAwildeone]

Unfortunately, I think this sweet old hag knows EXACTLY what she's doing...

[@MiguelDLewis]

There’s a difference between lying and schizophrenia. This false prophet is just lying. 🤥

[@sisuguillam5109]

That is not that - she is just making shit up and lying.

[@heiyuall]

I’d agree she’s just lying, except she released photos of clouds she claimed were angels. So lying, yes, but I think she’s also lost track of reality.

[@sisuguillam5109]

@@heiyuall cameras are able to photograph angels? Woa... Engineering sure has come a long way.

[@falchion1966]

So it's like the "Christmas in heaven" act in Monty Python's Meaning of Life? I want to go to Halloween heaven.

[@mikeMrBear]

they do have JAws 1, 2, and 3..

[@jymbo1969]

I thought of that, too.

[@skepticusmaximus184]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXfFdYymmNR0f8k

[@kellydalstok8900]

@@skepticusmaximus184 thanks for the link. I’d forgotten about that gem.

[@dionalexander-owens7050]

I made the mistake of watching this while doing laundry at a laundromat. People were looking at me like WTF. This was so hilarious

[@JuliaGregoryVoiceStudio]

This is hilarious! You guys made my day. My husband and I follow many of these prophets and have similar reactions to you guys. All I can say is...I love you guys!

[@orsino88]

Why do you need an amusement park IN HEAVEN? Isn’t that perfect existence? Why do you need to be amused?

[@Sndyj457]

Ah ha, ah ha

[@hifismiffy]

Strumming harps while sitting on a cloud is tedious - are there gun clubs you can join ?

[@heckinbasedandinkpilledoct7459]

Just like many religions, heaven in her mind is just a perfected version of her environment. In her case: heaven is a magical version of America mixed with Disney

[@Steveman27]

Also, wouldn't there be people who would have to work to maintain the rides where they aren't free to go off and do their own thing. Also, if they did, and the ride broke down when they were supposed to be there, what kind of trouble do you think they would get into?

[@whatdidyoujustsay3656]

14:56 - I think she's talking about the TV series The Greatest American Hero starring William Katt.

[@ricklenegan2294]

Epiphany! God is Burl Ives! It all fits; "The Big Rock Candy Mountain", "Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys", instead of the "Passion of Christ" we have his immortal role of Big Daddy in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"!

[@harmonicamanrandy]

Ahahahaha! Yep.

[@janusatthegate6201]

Thomas is having too much fun. Otherwise, this batshit would not be funny.

[@norma8686]

You either laugh at this shit or you run away screaming at how it's terrifying that there are people saying things like this and there are people that believe them.

[@victoriawilliams2786]

@@norma8686 So true.

[@RedFighterNL]

I tend to think this is mostly an American thing but at times I am reminded that these kind of people also exist over here in the EU.

[@TD-np6ze]

This is so much fun to see a Collective of Some of my Favorite Nones!!! (I'm rolling laughing) ..but u forgot to invite Owen to the party -- he's been working so hard & maybe he could use good laugh With like-minded, sharp people? Cos his world now seems surrounded by Kat Kerr and the EVIL WIZARDS of god!!

[@geminidechant5005]

This is my 12'th viewing of these two viseos. Please do more if you can.

[@wulfbak]

I'd ask Kat Kerr why we'd have the need for food in heaven, but I was banned from her FB page for saying that vaccines are safe and effective and Trump lost the election.

[@raymondelliott1546]

Wow, banned for telling the truth!!! Thats crazy

[@wulfbak]

@@raymondelliott1546 Like I say, these evangelical preachers are also highly thin-skinned and narcissistic.

[@vinnyganzano1930]

@@raymondelliott1546 If they liked the truth they wouldn't be making shit like this up.

[@Connection-Lost]

@@wulfbak That's literally how you're acting right now lol.

[@heckinbasedandinkpilledoct7459]

And these people complain about “cancel culture”

[@radfatdaddy4169]

She's sort of right. There was no physical desire while SHE was there.

[@tesmith47]

That was SAVAGE! !!!

[@pontiuspilot9301]

Did i miss hear it. When she was saying that we'd not have sexual desires, but we'd have desires for food, it sounded like Thomas said someting about bonking pizza! I roared with laughter! Peace and love all, from Canada

[@a.s.3567]

OMG this was hilarious. It’s like MST 3000 the religious version.

[@henryfanforever1414]

I read this in Crow T Robot’s voice XD

[@AlanMichael0]

It was fun seeing all these people reacting. Loved it!

[@jcolumbiap]

Well done!

[@SchizoGenius]

Christmas Town? *Sings* "what's this, what's this? There's powder everywhere! What's this? There's white things in the air!"

[@norma8686]

Maybe there's Halloween town too

[@ahuramazda32]

Do you wanna build a snowman?! Do you wanna do some blow?!

[@Nilsy1975]

That raises an interesting question. Is there a Halloween town? I will never understand why Evangelical Christians are against Halloween, a holiday that according to their own theology means either All Christians* Day or All Christians in Heaven Day *Saints in Evangelical theology doesn't have the same meaning as in Catholic theology.

[@justincarroll1836]

The description she's giving, the spice mountains are all various drugs

[@ladyselenafelicitywhite1596]

So, is that where Father Christmas lives?

[@jesuschrist-alphaomega]

Do you want to know what it's like to be dead? Do you remember what it was like before you where born? Well its exactly like that when your dead.

[@shriggs55]

Finally,somebody said it! Thanks Jesus!

[@esobed1]

@@shriggs55 Praise Jesus... Put some respekt on His Name...😀

[@janmango4692]

Thank you Jesus! You're allways so good with saying things!

[@havron117]

I watched this 1st thing in the morning when I woke up thank you so much I needed to good laugh this lady is a freaking nut ball

[@utah133]

It's apparently so easy to fool people this way, I'm almost wondering why I didn't do this myself. Only my honesty and potential guilt keeps me from ever doing it. This is the longest con. There's never been any such thing as a prophet.

[@oomiosi]

"There's never been any such thing as a prophet." Well, maybe Bill Hicks.

[@jonhillman871]

thomas, you've truly outdone yourself this time. kat kerr is the liberace of jesus christ fan fiction. i can't help but admire the sheer audacity and scope of this direct-to-video mini-series she's pitching.

[@Chunga-maisha]

so good! i need more of these

[@diesel_dawg]

One of the best things about flying in heaven would be "NO CAPES!"

[@chewxieyang4677]

The Incredibles joke, nice one.

[@Scyllax]

I don’t think Superman or Thor needs a cape to fly.

[@alexklein2029]

But we still get those wings, right? It would look totally stupid without wings!

[@brookkirchhoff2140]

Love watching you all together! Great video! 💕

[@ivanj.conway9919]

Ya, I'm not an atheist myself, and I remain open to a great many things, but even I don't know where to begin with this one. To some degree, I believe the afterlife can be pretty much, whatever you want it to be, so if you WANT, many of these things in YOUR, experience then maybe, you can have them but I would never think this is the norm. Wow. My Best. Out. ☺🖐🏼

[@rush1er]

This was an absolute dream team of an episode! I dunno how much was improvised or scripted but ALL 4 OF WERe funny and my snarky laughter was proof to all my neighbors. What I've concluded and if I might speak for every one here in the comments, is..... ( whilst pounding in cadence ) MORE OF THIS/ MORE OF THIS/ MORE OF THIS!

[@TomHaney]

I found this both funny as hell and scary as fuck! All of you were great! counting the time for Pt.2

[@ilovethe80sNW]

What an effing KOOK! Agree her description is so 8YO level!