The Time-traveling Prophecy Continues

[@HolyKoolaid]

To watch the full backstory and more failed prophecies, check out this playlist: kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iscqd6rd6Hl68

[@DoctaOsiris]

It's nice to finally see someone else actually use the sheep fleecing phrase I've been using for years 🤣

[@vestafreyja]

I'm wondering if these people are just confused about the White house prophecy and the house they are referring to is the Big House? Just wondering how many prisons are white?

[@DoctaOsiris]

@@vestafreyja most prisons I know of range from grey to brown, but that's mostly because they've not been cleaned in centuries 🤣

[@scapegoatiscariot2767]

I've watched this video now three times and I come back to it and the thumb down button is engaged. I know it's possible I did it, it's just weird. I turn on a holy Kool-Aid video, I hit the like button and I let it run. This one should be no different. I'm not saying somebody's screwing with it, I'm just saying it's weird and I've seen other weird stuff with atheist content like not being notified at all. I've gone from conspiracy theorist to skeptical and suspicious. I'm making progress. 🤣

[@MikeGill87]

You really need to make a video for each of these idiots, putting together a timeline of their bogus claims. That's gonna go viral.

[@Anglomachian]

“I don’t believe that thousands of prophets could be wrong!” Why? It’s what they’re best at.

[@justinfowler2857]

I'd be more surprised if a prophet were actually for right for once. 😆🤣

[@srslydoatm9251]

I mean even their own bible talks about "false prophets" but what am I saying? Christians were never known for following their own doctrine accurately

[@SacredWomensWisdom]

False prophecy is a sign that they're not prophets! Isn't that what their bible states?

[@Anglomachian]

@@SacredWomensWisdom sure, but it still makes them profits, so it’s not so much an issue for them.

[@匕卄モ匕卄丹れKち]

No such thing as a prophet just something made up by the men who created the abrahamic religions

[@TatersUnited]

“For a thousand dollars, we’ll bury your prayer requests in cement” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

[@ulharr]

Sounds like a bet over who can come up with the most ridiculous fleece

[@brianbiechele1958]

Snake oil!!!!

[@KeilyShhh]

Oh my gosh, seeing your Jesus avatar...... and then reading your profile name! Hahahaha, amazing!

[@ChewyJayeRice]

😂 they make Nigerian prince scammers look like Amateurs 😂

[@Rocketter]

😂😂😂

[@holdonwhatsgoingon5551]

What’s even worse is when I visit there channels and see the amount of people agreeing with them

[@HolyKoolaid]

Right?! It's terrifying how many people think they're speaking the truth.

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

and throwing millions their way... The grift is strong with these ones.

[@jimbobaggans1564]

That's what's really scary.

[@dieseljester3466]

Right? I go over there to openly refute them but then decide that it's not worth it because it's an echo chamber over there.

[@j7bsecond540]

@@dieseljester3466 still worth the effort, burst the bubble

[@benjamindover5676]

I'm 61 and I keep thinking that the world just can't get any more barzaaro than it is. And yet, every year, it does.

[@Luubelaar]

I'm 45 and have stopped saying stuff like "how dumb can you get?" because too many people were seemingly taking it as a challenge.

[@Ravishrex1]

Go watch Idiocracy it's a great movie that this world is well on the way to.

[@marvymarier8988]

I hear you brother !

[@mitseraffej5812]

I think it has always been bizarre and I’m sure if we were now living in Eastern Europe during the early 1940s it would be even more bizarre. Idiots like Trump have a habit of popping up throughout history, only to wreck havoc for a while before being consigned to history.

[@rafaelmarkos4489]

@@mitseraffej5812 It's hard to call it 'consigned to history' when their influence stretches to the present day. A small man with a funny moustache has had so much cultural cache that his vile creed took root in the countries that fought and beat him.

[@truthseeker0059]

All of these evangelicals and Christians have totally forgotten what idolatry means.

[@davidfillion2307]

...and we're all here for it...😊😊😊

[@krismcdaniel2858]

I love the fact that they're ignoring the rejoicing in the streets here in America that occurred when it was announced that Trump LOST!

[@grmpEqweer]

@Last man Walking I can't _imagine_ why the world would feel better... About no longer having a dumb egomaniac in charge of the world's most well-funded military...😉

[@carolgibson-wilson4354]

A worldwide block party. It was wonderful. I just hope people continue to realize keeping Repubs under control means get out and vote!

[@belacemoswen5044]

@@bowshockgalaxy you're black so all black people think like you? Wow, that's racist.

[@chrisyoung5929]

@@bowshockgalaxy "even more blacks voted for him then Obama... really?" Have you considered that there are more voters now? Both the polarising nature of Mr. Trump and the growth in the population means that more people went out to vote.

[@améliehester6996]

@@bowshockgalaxy White guy catfishing as a black dude. Absolute critical levels of cringe

[@Fclwilson]

Um, we are not a monarchy. Therefore, no anointing of presidents exists in our democracy.

[@tomboughan2718]

Yes, that whole scepter and crown stuff is what a king would do. Of course, Biden wouldn't be having these or be anointed. He ain't king.

[@nitehawk86]

Remember, these were the same people that wanted to install Trump's kids as the line of succession.

[@leonieromanes7265]

The Queen of England was anointed monarch, presidents not so much.

[@grimmstryke9627]

Anointing is a religious ceremony for various things, including crowning. If religion wasn't involved there would be no anointing.

[@rafaelmarkos4489]

I think they saw the painting of George Washington as Zeus and got the wrong idea.

[@brandonbartz3718]

Veteran here, and ya, good luck rounding up enough of us that would completely shit all over the exact thing we swore to protect. I don't think these people thought this through very much

[@GameTimeWhy]

I've seen/heard these people say that people like you aren't patriots or that you are brainwashed libs. It's so crazy.

[@brandonbartz3718]

@@GameTimeWhy that is crazy. I'm not brainwashed, and I'm not even a liberal lol. I took my oaths seriously and what these people are proposing would be a huge pile of turds all over my oath. No thank you very much

[@GameTimeWhy]

@@brandonbartz3718 oh totally. I have veteran friends and although I'm sure there are veterans that are off the deep end, I don't know any. All of the ones I know both laugh, scoff, and get angry at the thought of these people using them as ideological pawns.

[@Leith_Crowther]

I like your attitude, but I don’t think you’re right. We know there were veteran insurrectionists, for example.

[@brandonbartz3718]

@@Leith_Crowther I'm just sayin, they aren't ever going to get enough of us to be that dumb

[@Dloin]

This God works so often in mysterious ways someone should buy him a GPS.

[@Kidney0Beans]

For an all knowledgeable being his ways are very illogical

[@MF______]

No, it is pretty much established fact that God's Prayer System doesn't work.

[@kathyheitchue2022]

LUV that comment,how true!!!!!

[@khill8645]

The prophets of yore just misheard -- turns out, God works in mysterious Waze.

[@neilmccormick2064]

"God moves in mysterious ways. Sometimes he'll come in at an angle. Other times he'll hover etc, it's up to him,it's his call,he's the Lord". 😇😆😆😇😆

[@incoldblood975]

I never get tired of these "prophecy" videos. Thanks for sifting through this garbage and compiling it.

[@nenmaster5218]

This video here does not mention it but Religion-Nonsense has literally fused with the Repbulican-Party specifically and said Party is definetly and absolutely where to find all these N-Jobs. See for yourself (and have more Laughs) as Telltale Atheist and Sci Man Dan cover more and more. Oh, and Professor Dave mentions it in his new Transgender-Video.

[@uprightape100]

Holyshit..........this is crazier than your "Talking In Tongues Compellation" and that was scary cray.

[@pauligrossinoz]

Crazier than *Islamic fundamentalists.*

[@tedferkin]

@@pauligrossinoz Yes, islamic fundamentalists are unlikely to be able to take over the world's most powerful government

[@pauligrossinoz]

@@tedferkin - imagine cultists who genuinely believe in a prophecy that predicts that this world must end with an all-out war, and then those cultists actually get control of a nuclear arsenal. That's what would actually happen if Trump's cultists actually took charge. They are way beyond merely horrifying. They are the worst possible thing that could happen to humanity.

[@mbburry4759]

@@pauligrossinoz and that was exactly the point of the person you are replying too...

[@pauligrossinoz]

@@mbburry4759 - and that point should be emphasised too.

[@vwestlife]

The Snazzy Pastor (as Telltale calls him) was right. We will be rejoicing in the streets in June -- it's called Pride Month.

[@vincegonzalez2171]

I figured it was going to be because half the US adult population will be vaccinated.

[@butterskywalker8785]

L M A O M A O

[@robertwatson2605]

i love it!!!!!!

[@jonathanbethards3689]

Maybe that’s why he got the boot from his ministry, he’s gonna come out and be his true self? Nah, those kind of dudes deny their real self even when everyone else can see it.

[@rowansage5546]

LoL 😂

[@Marconius6]

If the End of Days is coming any moment now, why is he spending all that money on a swanky new studio? Like, if anything, why not build a giant underground bunker complex, Fallout-style?

[@brandonhopkins6251]

they've been saying it's the end days since their religion was founded, if the world does end it'll be from the climate crisis and they'll be crying out to their Jesus to save them and of course nothing will happen

[@hulmhochberg8129]

@@brandonhopkins6251 paraphrasing a bible story here: and they will ask god why he didnt save them. and god will answer: what the fuck? i have sent you a shit ton of scientists to tell ya what to do! why did ya'll ignore them and just kept praying?

[@dryproblem7988]

Waiting for it to come for thousands of years now. An extreme case of religious blue balls.

[@mohnchichi]

It's an impenetrable studio. So, it's basically a bunker, but above the ground. The large glass windows are formed from 2" thick casts made of the reduced tear residue when Jesus felt forsaken on the cross. The coming Fallout 5, which I believe is prophesied to come out some time next year, will have all the heavenly mandates we should follow.

[@dryproblem7988]

Building a bunker implies that they will not be saved and they are gonna be burned like all of us shrimp-eaters and 70%cotton-and-30%polyester-shirt-wearers

[@ECharlie-kq1ib]

$500 blanket? No, that's a FLEECE! In more ways than one!

[@kidus5431]

These "prophets" have been moving the goalpost for so long that it's not even in the field anymore.😂

[@Tyranastrasza]

And it's not even goalposts either

[@WoolfJ35]

This is a prime example of why we need to get rid of the religious tax exemption because we're supposed to have the separation of church and state but the church has been using their influence in politics forever now, so I say it's time for them to start paying up they've clearly shown that they don't agree with that rule.

[@joachimschoder]

I don't have a giant problem with religious tax exemption if the "keeping out of politics" part would actually be enforced. If they had to choose between participating in politics or getting money tax free their choice would be really really easy.

[@justanotherjezebeI]

I'm super curious about how many more of these guys are gonna get kicked out of their churches and/or lose their followings. It's been wildly hilarious to watch so far.

[@ajoy1028]

Guaranteed none will. Too many people followers

[@HolyKoolaid]

Oh, the whole evangelical movement has been imploding for a while. It's a train wreck, and I can't look away.

[@brushdogart]

@@HolyKoolaid Do you think you could do a video on that implosion sometime? The militant rhetoric is pretty scary and it would be reassuring to know that these folks are not mustering armies of crazed followers, or at least not large armies.

[@tomboughan2718]

Already Snazzy Jeff Jansen was fired from his church.

[@ajoy1028]

@@HolyKoolaid yes it is a train wreck but the followers won't even stop at that. They will just start pushing the derailed train and declare everything good

[@dwaynewhite1669]

You know; if I had no morals whatsoever; I would be a televangelist. $500 for a coffee mug and a blanket. Wtf?

[@undrwatropium3724]

It makes you wonder where God got his morality.

[@KillboFraggins]

So glad you make these videos to show how ridiculous these profits(prophets) are and how these ‘good’ people are so negative! Keep it up

[@craigcorson3036]

-profits- prophets. Profits means something else - sort of.

[@yeshuachrist2300]

@@craigcorson3036 well those prophets make profit of being false prophets 😳

[@KillboFraggins]

@@craigcorson3036 It’s a play on words bud

[@YoursTrulyThe1Pony]

@@yeshuachrist2300 so true

[@DavidRichardson153]

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." - George Carlin

[@bluegreenglue6565]

The "you can shove it" meme is absolutely the best thing I've seen in many a moon.

[@1970Phoenix]

Yes - that was very "Christ-like" of the false prophet. He's obviously a very true profit.

[@craigcorson3036]

That Steve Shultz guy just cracks me up. All you ever see him do is nod, solemnly. He's a yes-man for hire.

[@njcodemuskane]

I was about to comment the same thing. Does he do anything other than bob his head?

[@craigcorson3036]

@@njcodemuskane He does, occasionally, speak to whoever his guest is, but it's about 90-95% head bobbing.

[@leonieromanes7265]

I have heard him referred to as the blob fish.🐡😄

[@markkozlowski3674]

He also looks like the identical twin of Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppet Show.

[@craigcorson3036]

@@markkozlowski3674 Now that you mention it - he truly does.

[@dominicmedeiros4511]

Then they wonder why people are leaving the Christian religion in droves

[@rezkalla]

This makes me think of how early Christians tried to turn the crucifixion of Jesus into a win. "That's what he meant to happen. That was the plan all along. Take that Romans!"

[@Grim_Beard]

The earliest Christians didn't even believe in an Earthly Jesus, only a spiritual Christ in Heaven, so they certainly didn't have any opinion on the crucifiction.

[@kathryngeeslin9509]

That's probably how they spun the earthified myth for newbies until they were "strong" enough to "understand" the Heavenly myth of Paul.

[@jesterssketchbook]

gottem :D

[@ronaldlatchman1268]

It is also scary when people don't know that there is a difference between real Christianity and fringe fanaticism. It's like disbelieving that jungles exists after finding out that Tarzan wasn't real. Jesus' life and death was prophesied by real prophets hundreds of years before Jesus was born.

[@lloydchristmas4547]

@@ronaldlatchman1268 your Jesus story was plagiarized from earlier religions.

[@CharlesHepburn2]

Self delusion is the most power drug and is also one of the hardest to break free from once it has you.

[@uncleanunicorn4571]

Careful, they might lose credibility with rational people, hehehe 😂😆

[@nitehawk86]

"might" lol

[@arjenbootsma6881]

You can't lose what you never had in the first place.

[@scavenger1138]

God ive never been more deppressed to be from Missouri

[@kca_randy]

Agreed ,KC here.

[@infinitedreamdesigner]

I have been waiting for months for this new video. Thanks a lot for all your work for showing all the lies and hypocresy.

[@midiplay]

* hypocrisy

[@yagskie1984]

Separation of Religion and State is a joke!

[@Dan_C604]

If you donate $500 you get a mug.... if you donate $1000 you get 2 mugs... hey, don’t be greedy, you get 2!!!!!! Wow 😂

[@Grim_Beard]

If you donate anything to these charlatans, you _are_ a mug.

[@michiganscythian2445]

At least when you donate that much to PBS, you get a mug AND a tote bag

[@skepticusmaximus184]

Those were not the 'mug shots' I came to see.

[@aprilwilliams8073]

@@michiganscythian2445 and maybe a whole collection of the Greatest Disco compilation on CD

[@Nocturnalux]

@@Grim_Beard Oh, snap. True.

[@tzvikrasner6073]

June of 2024. He's not only still not been reinstated, he's been convicted of tax evasion, and his campaign has already created a team to contest him losing again.

[@allisonpinkall577]

I’m LIVING for these failed prophecy vids, keep up the great work!

[@catfishcave379]

When you’re scamming for money; as the song says, ANYTHING GOES!

[@jasonsquires4853]

I'm trying to wrap my head around "He don't exist. He knows he doesn't exist." Wait, who knows?

[@aprilwilliams8073]

It's a mystery, he doesn't exist

[@tedferkin]

Trying to wrap my brain around the concept of someone who does not existing, knowing they don't exist?

[@mykaelajones7780]

Exactly 🤫

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

@@mykaelajones7780 what is the name of the man on first base?

[@BennyTwennyGrand]

Dear Gawd, Make me a bird, so I can fly far...... FAR FAR AWAY from deez grifting zealots. ~Jenny

[@basp-ef7jx]

I have no words. People are strange.

[@brucewebb1114]

It amazes me that people send money to these scammers. Insane! 😢😂

[@DoctaOsiris]

These crazy theists really make me laugh 😂 I'm a diagnosed mental patient and I've certainly had my fair share of delusions in the past, but these guys make me look so sane I half consider flushing my meds down the toilet every time I watch them play out their fantasies 🤣

[@derreckwalls7508]

No! Don't flush those meds. Give them to an evangelical who desperately needs them. Better yet, keep taking them. I'm a mental health patient too, and sometime I get that crazy thought that I don't need them. But meds are far better than being suicidal, right!

[@DoctaOsiris]

@@derreckwalls7508 I often think I don't need them but then I remember how I am without them and that's all I need to convince myself to keep taking them 😊

[@derreckwalls7508]

@@DoctaOsiris Yep. Same.

[@tomboughan2718]

@@derreckwalls7508 Ernest Ainsley, before he died, was on drugs. Someone in his inner circle told on him.

[@mykaelajones7780]

I was thinking the same thing! Lol Like these people are fucking crazy. This, coming from someone with clear symptoms of psychosis 😂

[@stephen11627]

OMG! If you pay $500 for a mug then you're a mug for paying it. Lock these people up where they can't do any harm. The cheek of it! Shocking! 😲

[@chrisdee1583]

Hahahahahaha amazing man 😂😂😂

[@Amanda-zg4lq]

When you realize that these false prophets are the most successful scammers on the Earth

[@TUPRBABE]

Ha, did you notice on his website that the mugs have a Prop 65 warning, because you'll be exposed to lead paint?

[@guthrie_the_wizard]

Driving awareness of this harmful nonsense is immensely important. Please consider supporting this and other channels that call it out. A few bucks a month, from many, makes a huge difference. Let’s build a world guided by rationality and empathy vs easily abused faith and dogma!

[@HolyKoolaid]

Thanks, Anthony. :)

[@Ravishrex1]

Please donate to me I'm a unemployed African living in South Africa

[@guthrie_the_wizard]

@@Ravishrex1 Start making great content showing religion’s harm to society and I will!

[@BrutusAlbion]

"No one should bash a prophet. You know what it says in the bible about touching his annointed." - Pink Hair Grandma I'm pretty sure the bible also says to stone all the false prophets. We can't disappoint our big guy now can we? 😂

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Oh my god this goes beyond amusing into infuriating.

[@Dube7666]

Idolatry includes “America” and “Trump”.

[@markb6295]

From now on I will refer to the voices in my head as "God"

[@andrewcramer9200]

Be sure to predict snow in wintertime, people were shocked when the "prophets" got that one right. Not joking.

[@spaceman081447]

@Mark B RE: From now on I will refer to the voices in my head as "God" It's already been done - a lot. Look at all the murder trials in which the defense is, "God [or Satan] told me to kill my [mother, father, brother, sister, boss, etc., etc.].

[@shuvari7707]

Make sure to start your own cult while you’re at it, label it a church, and then get ass loads of tax exemptions. You’ll be rich in no time.

[@conrioakfield414]

Even when I was a Roman Catholic, I counted these so called prophets and these televangelists as sinners of the highest order.

[@shazaman23]

This is definitely one of my favorite series on Holy Koolaid

[@CrittingOut]

what's worse is I literally know people this stuck into the delusion

[@brianh870]

Yet again another fantastic video Thomas. Well done!

[@geraldineregina7801]

Wow.... just wow!!! This is nothing more than idol worship!!!!

[@Leezeo]

Love it.

[@gornser]

One apologetic has been, no one could make something up like this. Now we can see them do it in real time.

[@billheuber5884]

Nice video! I'm definitely going to watch it again!! 👍🏼❤🦅🌈

[@leonieromanes7265]

I hit the repeat button, they had me at terminator Biden.😄👍

[@ScottCowanOrg]

It reminds me of the "Lost Cause of the Confederacy"

[@corwin32]

I usually understand where these “prophets” are pulling their material, but “Jesus is the original time traveller”? Someone help me, please.

[@deathsyth8888]

It's easy! If you read passage... Umm... In the book of... Egh... From the letter to... Uhh... It's in the Grays Sports Almanac! All praise be to the prophets Marty McFly and Doc Brown.

[@drcosmos137]

"That's the first time in 33 years where all the prophets I know were in agreement". Way to unknowingly admit that your prophets have been wrong for 33 years.

[@yeshuachrist2300]

They might as well accept trump as the lord and savior instead of me 🙄

[@GuitarDog_atx]

I'll bury your prayer requests. And I just so happen to be running a special this week! I'll bury them for a low, low price of only $499. But order now. This great deal won't last forever.

[@Nocturnalux]

Damn, that's such a great offer!!!!! I was not even paid to say this- with that said, if you'd want to send some sweet prayer dollar my way, you may, the Lord does provide and all but you gotta look out for number one!- no, sir. You who are reading this and not taking this offer, you will regret it when the horse locusts appear and the monster with many eyes is after you! When that time comes, you will RUE THE DAY!!!! Rue it, say I!

[@somergone]

It struck me more like mobsters burying their enemies in building foundations: just like these ignorant people's prayers.

[@GuitarDog_atx]

@@somergone lol. They do worship someone who sounds like a mob boss.

[@caillew7618]

Listen folks I can do you one better. You see I have land right in the heart of Jerusalem, which is about as close to God as you can get, and for the low low price of $498, you can bury your prayers right in the heart of God’s land. That’s right folks, it’s going directly to him. But hurry because spaces are running out fast!!

[@mattwolf7698]

Hopefully these people will make atheism grow even faster than it already is.

[@newmankidman5763]

With the exception of one year, from when I was 15 to 16 years old, I have been an Atheist for all else of my life, and yet until today, my first day on this channel, I had no idea that there were still people Today who claimed to be prophets

[@darksideatheist6299]

Always love the content! Witty, informative, and a good laugh (even if sometimes a depressing one)!

[@skepticsinister]

Priceless work!!! Expose the illogical nonsense! Humanity will forever hold you high! Thank you 🙏!

[@yosephzewduwendmu8226]

this is full on show, I love what your doing. defiantly supporting as soon as I can.

[@EB-qi3mx]

Great production!

[@Leezeo]

Love it.. Good video ❤.

[@Rechargerator]

Well, I am glad that someone has the patience to keep score of this delusional lunacy.

[@mickeytwoshoes9476]

This was fantastic Thomas!!

[@HolyKoolaid]

Thanks! :)

[@prestonsmith6044]

They say when you pray for the wrong thing it don't work

[@kai_plays_khomus]

"Nobody f**ks with the Jesus" *F**king brilliant!* 🤣

[@nitehawk86]

Meme game is always strong. :)

[@rifelaw]

And we're supposed to negotiate with these people?

[@darthtracynspeedrunning8561]

The MC files guy had a 666 and a 69 reference in his Twitter, and he claims to be a “holy profit” just damn, suspension of disbelief must have been buffed hard this patch.

[@kathybarnes3809]

It also says in the Bible, that if a prophet gets one prophecy wrong, that person is a false prophet oh, and not to follow that person

[@cade8986]

“Don’t let me go broke” -Jim Bakker

[@Nocturnalux]

The question is...when will they let go of this, if ever?

[@MrDanAng1]

6:37 Kat, the Bible also tell us how to spot a false prophet. If the prophesy is false, then it's from a false prophet. And I'm pretty sure the Bible say false prophets should be killed, but then again, that's the old testament, the part that should be arbitrarily ignored.

[@undrwatropium3724]

😂😂😂 yes!

[@jimmyshrimbe9361]

"These violent delights have violent ends." Nice one! I just started watching that last week! How many other references have I missed?

[@bf1lv]

"God" works in mysterious ways. Mysteriously similar to random chance.

[@TartarusT]

Wow just wow.

[@SandyRiverBlue]

So humble these Christians.

[@ogg5949]

Cool new duds, dude! Love the shades. These Christian whackos crack me up!

[@braindeadobserver1340]

they don't think for them selves.

[@jwmmitch]

LMAO "I'm going down with the ship on this" and the recommended video is him with the title "this pastor gets fired for immoral behavior" by Telltale

[@randyreneau2086]

These crazies are just insane

[@ScottDCS]

Funny, poignant, and sharp as usual. Great content!

[@4urluvjones155]

Yes, dangerous and ridiculous prophesies from very dangerous and ridiculous people

[@greggwgiddensable]

If its the last days then why does Bakker need a new studio!

[@pauligrossinoz]

Exactly what I thought as he said that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tyranastrasza]

because reasons ?

[@deathsyth8888]

He would like to be in a nice, comfortable space when world ends... (Checks watch) in the next 4-5 billion years.

[@patrick247two]

Thank you.

[@DaleSmith816]

It's like a clips from the 80's. LOL. Love it! But that mug though!

[@LawrenceKassab]

How can someone who doesn't exist, be aware of his or her own non existence?

[@llerrad369]

I sowed my $1000 seed in dogecoin when it was at $0.75 and that was a better deal.

[@edwarddemouy1468]

Amazing! Thank you!

[@derreckwalls7508]

This was a great video, but I wasn't laughing. These people are frightening, and dangerous. Any organization that donates to politics should loose its tax exempt status.

[@jacquesblaque7728]

Forget donating. Any political activity should cost them their exemption. Keep it simple. Give them an opportunity to do some honest work, or sell pencils on the street.

[@meloncholy7515]

Great video, please keep exposing the false prophets!!

[@brianmyers8785]

never been happier to be a non-belieber... praise jeebus.

[@leonieromanes7265]

I'm sure Jesus prefers non believer's to evangelicals and other hypocrites.

[@creamworks8798]

Ramen! 🙏

[@Stasiaflonase]

Yes Jeebus, son of gob.

[@feedingravens]

cheese - azz??!

[@Magekind]

It took a lotta years to realize Jeebus doesn't lust me.

[@edgarsnake2857]

Great work, thanks.

[@stringtheories9820]

This sounds like my dad. It’s so frustrating

[@86thrasher]

My dad also subscribes to this way thinking unfortunately. It’s really hard to be around him a lot of the times because he always makes everything about religion and right-wing politics. I think the reason why he constantly brings it up is he knows I’m an agnostic and on top of that, I lean Left politically.

[@danielgonzalez5787]

it fascinates me how we create our own reality by telling ourselves why things happen

[@rogermccaslin5963]

The snazzy pastor said the turnaround is going to be amazing and I believe him. I can't wait for Marchaprilmayjune (that's a new month in the Lord's time). I wonder if Old Pink will bring her mighty stick to the party.

[@evadeflow]

Love it! 🤣 Thanks for that.

[@mykaelajones7780]

My guy really gave himself a 4 month window. Just proves that he's just guessing and he has no idea what he's talking about

[@soilsurvivor]

WTAF?!?!? Ok, this really has gone to a new level of batshit crazy.