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@lasvegascrisis7 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@AllBayMusic7 ай бұрын
@@lasvegascrisis😢
@ufconlyfamz697 ай бұрын
see you in Auckland! can't believe your coming to NZ
@lancertreepuffer7 ай бұрын
Order one of the De-choker devices since your worried about the kids choking. It will give you a Lil peace of mind incase the Heinrich doesn't work
@ApexBlueTLX7 ай бұрын
I've said it once, I'll say it again...Whenever Chris tells us a story and it involves him getting mad, they are his best bits I swear lol "NOT ON THE WAY NICE TO MEET YAAAAA" LMAO
@evanpanch71437 ай бұрын
For sure, the story's about his wife passing him off are always gold. Them getting lost leaving stage coach was so good😂
@ApexBlueTLX7 ай бұрын
@@evanpanch7143 seriously, i was in tears with the stagecoach one 😂😂😂
@Chiiljoejoee7 ай бұрын
@@evanpanch7143had to show my chick that ep bro 😂😂😂
@codycaruth70687 ай бұрын
I just don’t understand why he didn’t leave to go get coffee himself at 8 like he planned to. Should’ve got his coffee and left his wife to deal with her own shit
@Delmiester7 ай бұрын
@@codycaruth7068I’m guessing he didn’t want to leave her to deal with her own shit lol it’s common practice for folks who are in a relationship and care about each other. Also, when they say “it won’t take that long” even though we know it will take that long, and even longer most times, you just roll with it.
@johnwall2wizards7 ай бұрын
His ability to open up and make himself vulnerable discussing his personal life and struggles whilst spinning it in a comedic way is what makes this podcast gold. It’s why we continue to tune in every week!
@ryanclaytor82147 ай бұрын
“This is a test. Nice to meet you test” took me out
@Jennifer-i3b9q7 ай бұрын
After seven years, this pod is still my rock to get me through the week. Ty Chris for never stopping, never backing down, never dying...
@sourdonkeyjuice7 ай бұрын
He did stop for like a year tho lmao
@marcpelayoable7 ай бұрын
Chris. This might be my favorite episode.... thank you for using the words I struggle to find. You are a treasure my dude. Keep on ripin
@angelopepeskordos7 ай бұрын
He said “Hey, MeBorp” and I fell off my bike 😂😂😂😂
@Calaman3457 ай бұрын
❤love the realness D'elia. UNHINGED CHRIS = The best Chris
@jofohollywood7 ай бұрын
I love you Chris!! Recovering addicts in tha hizzle 🤙🦅🦅🦅
@julieterrell19737 ай бұрын
Dark humor heals us addicts better than ANYTHING cuz we've all rode the feather🪶
@deaconddd7 ай бұрын
TAAPPAAAASS WITH HER FRIENDS!!! I felt that with my soul Chris, we’re with you! Come on life?!
@SoyElta7 ай бұрын
He is truly unhinged today. I love it 😂
@michaelpaonessa62787 ай бұрын
This episode absolutely rocked. Thank you, Chris
@Ouija-_-boreddd7 ай бұрын
I was having such a rough day til I saw this drop. Thank you Chris 🙏
@michaelanthony93517 ай бұрын
Spoiled my gf and her son and souch ungratefulness!!! Can't take the entitlements.... Put some "congratulations" on and my night turns out great. ? Anyone looking for a golden boy cash cow 🐄?? I'm here 😁
@michaelanthony93517 ай бұрын
32:00 Chris, I cry for us dads as you did....when will the mothers get it? We Dad's have a voice and i hear your voice. I struggle with the same relationship issues. I love you man. You are the best!! Your comedy makes me feel human. Keep it coming with the real emotions!! Life Rips!
@julieterrell19737 ай бұрын
This is why we need nuerolink. I think divorce will end if couples could get our brains connected
@chasecartwright39747 ай бұрын
Never related to a podcast harder. This is my favorite episode so far.
@HealthyHelperKaila7 ай бұрын
chris, i LAUGH CRY along to every episode with you because your brain works exactly how mine does. it is honestly so comforting to know other people are as neurotic as me. THANK YOU for being you and sharing your life.
@Bossanova1257 ай бұрын
This episode was wild.
@anthonyrichardbell7 ай бұрын
Absolutely hilarious the way he. Describes that situation right into a heartfelt story and then the dog. This episode’s FIRING ON ALL EMOTIONS
@CR_227 ай бұрын
Calvin got out of that one 😂
@B_uttcrumbs7 ай бұрын
Had an MRI for shoulder pain. They found nothing and the bill was like $1k after insurance. In the end the solution was to reduce volume at the gym.
@jacobharbert43327 ай бұрын
$1000? no dents🤨
@jarrettthomas48657 ай бұрын
It’s broken
@ameleworkchalachew2847 ай бұрын
Robbery
@Chris-P7 ай бұрын
Sometimes you're just Too Sick Wid It
@TheRealGuusMcgoose7 ай бұрын
one thing about Chris D fans is they funny, but they not finna be helpful
@BettyBet7777 ай бұрын
Lmao these pods sometimes are like therapy for Chris and we’re listening the whole time and at the end we say… and that was it.
@cephelapoid34667 ай бұрын
Chris, I can’t tell you how much better these make my week. Lifeline too. Thanks man.
@loungewear137 ай бұрын
Just imagining his wife hearing, "...tapas with her friends!"
@sagebrushshed7 ай бұрын
The way that this podcast relates to my life week in and week out is mind blowing. The insecurities that I feel every day about being able to handle major challenges in my life. Had the worst therapy session of my life this week, felt just like Lips Manlis. Watch this podcast and remember that life still rips. Thanks Chris ❤
@CR_227 ай бұрын
5:45 the anesthesiologist explanation 👏😂
@AngelinaSkye16957 ай бұрын
Ok, here we go... and a little bit more... and he's dead.😂😂😂
@baddcheeta.7 ай бұрын
36:26 operation do it to emmmm yeeeaasss dude..
@michaelanthony93517 ай бұрын
33:00 Chris this is why you are the cabin leader. You "kill it" in everything you do and that is why we LOVE YOU!! Give us MORE!!
@ajp12827 ай бұрын
Storytime w/Chris always gets S'DEEPER w either happy/sad/angry and this pod had all 3. Great pod from a great comedian.
@DerpnHerb97 ай бұрын
Him acknowledging the absurdity of his break down is sooooo funny. Emotions really are gay af.
@SHOGANEX7 ай бұрын
The thought of being a guest in Chris's house and hearing the muted crazy yelling/noises coming from the podcast room. That's hilarious.
@MADDESONCOUTTS-u7g7 ай бұрын
this episode DEFEINITELY NOT sponsored by magic mind. 100% no chance. Chris just loves it so much he must promote it on every single show
@anth22907 ай бұрын
As a proud cult member i definitely expected the fentanyl feather bit to be dragged another 5-7 min 😢
@AJRprods7 ай бұрын
True. Cult in house!
@SupergoodStudios7 ай бұрын
Sorry I let you down.
@epheyeTK7 ай бұрын
@@SupergoodStudios Don't be sorry 💀
@derekkiley7 ай бұрын
@@SupergoodStudios😂
@julieterrell19737 ай бұрын
😂
@blainechild90687 ай бұрын
I'm a simple man, I see Chris Delia, I click
@Eshu6667 ай бұрын
Whatever
@faceless61467 ай бұрын
Whatever dude
@joefallon31187 ай бұрын
Forest Gump Fentanyl music killed me 😂
@marissab85626 ай бұрын
I needed this today. lol so on this same vibe. Glad I’m not alone! Best podcast ever!
@damienbrockett8987 ай бұрын
lmfao “lets have lunch”. Fire episode.
@VeronicaLopez-dn5zo7 ай бұрын
Omg this episode was hilarious 🤣 it was too much Chris 😭
@coreystewart20257 ай бұрын
I truly appreciate you doing these episodes. Legit look forward to it like you look forward to the coffee before the show ❤🤙 much love mate
@tylerberger36267 ай бұрын
You’re doing a service for us Chris. Loved this one, keep em comin!!!
@MeeksDaSneaks7 ай бұрын
episode 388💪🏻🔥❤️🔥❤️keep em comin chris, so thankful n glad ur still keepin it on,all full syllables.
@triggsnasty60667 ай бұрын
This episode is everything I love about you. Four.different.coffee.shops.
@TheWg4ever7 ай бұрын
Sometimes life be lifing too much. Talking it through is the move. Telling us your story is a boss move. 💪🏾
@thestoicmedic7 ай бұрын
The humility and vulnerability got me in the first half, ngl.. love you Chris
@Wadepenn_7 ай бұрын
Love this damn podcast, it’s a safe haven
@Jennifer-i3b9q7 ай бұрын
hard agree
@j.a.r.family25767 ай бұрын
@@Jennifer-i3b9qsuper agree
@C.A.D.7 ай бұрын
Lol that cop passing out from fentanyl was not real 😂
@AdamentalityWorld7 ай бұрын
I could be wrong, but I think in the future Chris should let Kristin take an Uber, so she can learn to be on time. Women (not all of them, but hey... hey... hey... you know) seem to think time does not actually exist.
@jordankonrad40317 ай бұрын
Also rude to bail on the show
@kadelu11377 ай бұрын
As a woman, I agree. I'm sure she'd rather not put more stress on him too
@julieterrell19737 ай бұрын
Time is a construct, actually... this Eckhart Tolle teaching I JUMPED ON😂 use that spirituality to my advantage!!!😂
@TrueIndependent7 ай бұрын
That’s actually great advice… no matter what you’re thinking it’s NOT gunna go as you plan it
@PennyWiley7 ай бұрын
This was an awesome episode!!!
@johncallandrillo36567 ай бұрын
The Alien segment was hilarious 😂😂😂
@Benjaminduduu7 ай бұрын
35:00 omg guys this shit goes through my head every day 😂😂
@MeaningSeekerPod7 ай бұрын
Runk City... Runk Runk CITY. 🤙
@agoosoriano9037 ай бұрын
Lol. Ryan Garcia trying standup then starting to shadowbox is like if Chris gets in a boxing ring, starts getting his ass kicked then grabs a microphone in between rounds and starts telling jokes
@michaelmcneill93067 ай бұрын
Chris your text message sound was perfect!! 😅
@saltandpepper9867 ай бұрын
I was making the EXACT same face Jeremy Renner was making when you hit the key, it was like a live mirror.
@marcusrusso61307 ай бұрын
uhhhhaaayeessss dude! Almost to 400 Eps of Congargalations!!!
@lfg_gamecrshr9647 ай бұрын
Been watching for 200 episodes let's go!
@melissasalsbury47057 ай бұрын
I forget the swimming story you told about Calvin, but some mother pushed me off a tall dock when I was about 6 so i picked a bunch of grass while they were sitting in a circle and sprinkled it on someone's head to show how mad I was.😂
@An93la.7 ай бұрын
See you in San Diego in July !! Thanks for not giving up on us down here ! I totally get that La Jolla sucked back in the day but thanks for coming back!
@RizonielTV7 ай бұрын
38:06 hahahahahah ooohhh fuck
@zodi97837 ай бұрын
It's that parental instinct dude. Even when you know your son is fine, it rolls around in your brain because you dint want to see your son hurting or struggling
@silverprismband7 ай бұрын
i've been listening since ep 1 and this is a top 5 episode
@Anomilize7 ай бұрын
Careful with Santa talk, Calvin might watch your podcast
@brentrothery24197 ай бұрын
I relate so much to this it’s absolutely insane😂
@LexWick7 ай бұрын
35:24 YESSSS can relate. Well said man
@KyleShelton-ru6fr7 ай бұрын
Chris Delia for next Batman imo. 🏁✨😂
@RizonielTV7 ай бұрын
love you forever man thank you thank you thank you❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@tbd64037 ай бұрын
dude, the layout of the spiral was just insane. In the best way. It is interesting to hear how it all devolved... that lil piece of salami baby
@doommuffinz52763 ай бұрын
"Cuz Ive gotta keep up the lie now!" 😂
@julieterrell19737 ай бұрын
I swear i thought you were gonna say- i thought of my wife choking on the chicken bone😂
@Rogue-B7 ай бұрын
oh man, I really feel like Chris bends over backwards to please his wife and she seems selfish at times or self-centered. It's not the first time she wasn't considered about his time and a gig. And he's ALWAYS watching whatever she wants or not waiting for him to watch something. I'm sure she's wonderful otherwise, it seem like it and she's clearly a great mom, but sheesh. I guess it gives him material and at least he didn't bomb the show from the stress of this situation and not doing his ritual of getting coffee which probably gets him ready for his shows.
@Jennifer-i3b9q7 ай бұрын
Idk about their situation, but I know from personal experience how shitty it is to live a life in a perpetual atonement for your sin/sins of the past. No thanks. We're all fucked up.
@topvillainy7 ай бұрын
40:50 A Maniac
@CR_227 ай бұрын
Trying to poop and watching these is imposible it’ll take you an hour easy 😂
@gearsofbanana71717 ай бұрын
Anyone notice the throw back to Terry at minute 49:02, I miss terry. And Derrick Thompson
@kingsolomeow7 ай бұрын
This one had me cracking up 😅
@luthersparks67877 ай бұрын
Last week Chris was complaining how annoying it is that every athlete wants to be a comedian now and they clearly suck.. now he's supporting ryan garcia doing it who clearly has zero business being on stage!?
@KaituoKid7 ай бұрын
Welcome to Hollywood baby
@joshjamison67947 ай бұрын
You’re not a true baby😢
@jaejae4447 ай бұрын
Welcome 2 the Cult my baby 😁🎉
@asdf222227 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 this podcast is next level
@trishm1427 ай бұрын
8:02 😂😂😂😂😂 you know who else feels like they look like that when they bend down?…Moms!!!
@jasonjohnson59297 ай бұрын
Dude this worlds insane I swear on Christ me and my daughter just had this exact conversation I'm crying laughing rn
Kristen be looking up how to grow lettuce on KZbin lol this whole episode is him crashing out
@julieterrell19737 ай бұрын
I'm new here, cuz I just watched SWU episode- Chris, YOU DID GOOD! I think I want to get my current events told to me by a hilarious dude! Come on, say the things that need to be said!❤🎉
@lalogarciag51887 ай бұрын
“SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂 #OperationDoItToEm
@VoiDMEGA697 ай бұрын
this one had some kick to it
@yeehawpartner7 ай бұрын
HELL YEAH CHRIS! life rips! 🤘🏼🩶
@gregfidler7 ай бұрын
Is there a baby here that knows why at 10pm Chris can’t just make a coffee at home or get one at the Laugh Factory
@HextozaGaming7 ай бұрын
Calvin has the best banter
@saebahsuproc7 ай бұрын
Waiting for Chris to end this episode with a good cry. It's been a while since he cried on the pod I believe lol. I love the vulnerability tho, and I love you Chris! Thanx for all the silly goose times.
@kristopher26517 ай бұрын
Christopher, You are a manifestation of the infinite power of the universe. Experiencing itself in the most beautiful way.😊
@charlieseets94347 ай бұрын
You were rippin this episode chris
@brocmalcom7 ай бұрын
Keep swinging Chris. I fucking love you.
@secretgardenhomestead32517 ай бұрын
Great podcast YAYAYAYAYAYAAA
@georgewelsby93017 ай бұрын
Never laughed smuch in ages; it’s like looking in a mirror
@femmefatalexX17 ай бұрын
Hopefully seeing you on the 30th, ready for a good laugh, and support your kids college fund as well as your wife’s trips to target 😂❤.
@aj007 ай бұрын
Being old is a wonderful blessing many people never get
@luis76one7 ай бұрын
Operation do it to em 😂😂😂
@EMINEM117132 ай бұрын
Take free deep breaths 😂😂😂😂😂
@robrodriguez59947 ай бұрын
I sincerely appreciate you
@BittersweetLala7 ай бұрын
Chris you once shared your family sort of took it as a joke one time when you were choking, that’s probably part of why you want to make sure Calvin never feels that way 🧡
@GIGGZ5037 ай бұрын
A small dose of real life. Something we all always feel.