The Queen's alright by the way

[@tomgl6684]

I met the Queen once; she was surprisingly down to earth and VERY hungry.

[@benoleary12]

Hungry as a bear it seemed

[@synthesizerpatel7405]

The queen is one of the world’s best emoters.

[@bobtom2633]

Of all time, ever.

[@danie_9528]

All Time! (in Kanye voice)

[@jonmurray2350]

I enjoyed your synth playing on the bus of the future on the parade for the queen yesterday. Shame there were no male celebrities on the 1970's bus.

[@samwes1065]

I’m glad you can take the beaudy out of the situation

[@jziffi]

It's a very illusory time for the queen

[@escarglow4261]

Her face when she's holding that sandwich is gonna come back to me as a sleep paralysis demon I just know it.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Hahahahha. That’s funny. Hahahah

[@eddiemomonty4012]

Lol! class comment

[@1emmajones]

Yeah thanks for putting my utter horror into words.

[@MrHEC381991]

The amount of photoshop possibilities you could have with that freeze frame.

[@IRVDawg]

@@MrHEC381991 looks like she's taking a bite out of some candyfloss

[@kevintipcorn6787]

Queens giving off more uncanny valley vibes than the bear.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Bear yer baws

[@gmann6269]

Well, she's having to talk to something that isn't there (they CGI the bear in afterwards obviously). That's why her reactions might not seem 100% genuine.

[@rossl5908]

Hahaha Queen is a fcking lizard

[@TalynStormcrow]

The amount of time spent making the hip flask look like a sandwich was well worth it.

[@mfamusic]

Keep that bear away from prince Andrew

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

It would tear his baws right aff. Fair play 👍

[@Jaysonbc1234]

Paddington and the Struggle Snuggle Prince.

[@IRVDawg]

best comment yet

[@surfer-lc3nz]

hahahaha, underrated comment. *chucks bear beside the other 70 in exactly Randy's preferred order*

[@liamspivey5106]

I think she’s tripping balls and Paddington Bear wasn’t really there

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Liam, Paddington wasn’t there. He doesn’t exist anywhere mate. I’m sorry you had to find out like this. I hope your carers can explain the rest to you

[@iblame_nargles]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview Prove it.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@@iblame_nargles hahahahah. Oh you!

[@RenegadeShepard69]

Paddington would've been the only living creature capable of thanking her for her pathetic existence anyways.

[@iblame_nargles]

@@RenegadeShepard69 This comment has deepened my love for Paddington and strengthened my royal hatred.

[@TalynStormcrow]

The CGI is incredible but I'm just not quite buying how expressive they've made her.

[@BallJuiceOfZeus]

The Queen has a sense of humor of a certain kind

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

That’s why her lad is a pure joke 😂

[@oliverfletcher1939]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview well both of her lads are a joke 🤣

[@paulelroy6650]

@@oliverfletcher1939 says the geezer called oliver fletcher

[@oliverfletcher1939]

@@paulelroy6650 what's my name got to with it? Unlike Andrew and Charles I wasn't friends with paedos

[@user-xc7uo6md3n]

I can't picture her laughing

[@fourganger88]

Paddington went from eating marmalade to licking boot.

[@GeneralBoss333]

It’s a certain kind of Intelligence. I must say I was torn emotionally reading Paddingtons book, I was revolted by his monumental self-centredness and also by the ferocious amount of violence that is in the book. At the same time I was awestruck I’ve never read about a bear before talking about his sexual exploits with such an admission of incompetence and failure. I found him completely without charm.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

I know 😂

[@Jack-my4mx]

Class. Hats off.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@@Jack-my4mx keep your hat oan. The Queen is here.

[@arthurb6882]

one of the first times i've genuinely laughed at a youtube comment

[@MrGhostTheBigRoast]

That sandwich was the heaviest thing she lifted all year.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

I mean, mate, she’s an old woman. You expect her to be lifting stuff all the time? Christ. As if your Gran is pure lifting heavy weights and aw that when she’s in her 90s?!

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@RoomsForRockets So let me get this straight. We now judge the elderly on their ability to life sandwiches? What if they had Parkinson’s? Would that make them a worse person? Where did this sandwich lifting elitism come from? Of all the arguments for and against the Monarchy, this is the most stupid. 0/10

[@lukeboy61]

I expect to be lifting nothing but daisys when I'm 96

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@RoomsForRockets it’s very heavy though 👴🏻

[@ComradeDrake]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview she's not gonna shag you mate

[@tomrado1687]

Limmy is turning soft, fast, it's like the summer heat is melting his bitter wee Scotch brain and beneath the crust of hardened wax is an empathetic soul

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

He has a cold heart, warmed only by pandering to the Woke

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

His Scotch brain is THRICE the brain your brain, will EVER BE!

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@@DavidVassleofYeshua it’s not much bigger than my Brian

[@sPluss-]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview brian aye?

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

@@sPluss- Aye.

[@jhhehhshh]

Disappointed that Paddington is actually an imperialist. Especially considering how they treated him in prison :/

[@dimwit3006]

That's exactly the story that is being told by the video. An illegal agent can meet royalty and as benefit from the spoils that come from that power.

[@dontnoable]

Paddington would be packed off to Rwanda.

[@TheTwosliceToaster]

He's not really. They just forced him to act like he was an imperialist for their evil advert. The soon-to-be king was sat off screen with a pistol casually aimed his way.

[@RoyalKnightVIII]

@@dontnoable as a handler for local gladio ops ;)

[@sticksman1979]

Queen onto a new acting career. She’s done with being the Queen. Get her in Padders 3.

[@this_is_a_tiny_town]

She playing the leading role in a Helen Mirren biopic due out next year.

[@gandalfstormcrow7943]

I only see the world through Limmy’s eyes.

[@tesko_1]

would be better is she was an actual queen like a queen bee and was technically everybody's mum

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Marcus, GO AWAY. I KNOW YOURE BLACK

[@educateme8455]

Limmy thinks royalty is pish? Wow. Amazing. Sits in his house playing video games for a living.

[@onlyfans6887]

@@educateme8455 After having a successful TV show and gaining millions of fans worldwide. What you been up to?

[@memeomeme8351]

If humans worked like an ant colony where we are all actual family and born into our roles we'd probably be a lot happier tbh.

[@dontlookspins]

@@educateme8455 Even if literally all Limmy did was sit in his house and play videogames, he'd still contribute more to society than royalty.

[@jellyfishtrifle7883]

Then suddenly, three wee guys jump out from under Paddingtons coat...

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

I don’t know what to say. This never happened.

[@craig6198]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview fuckin get it right up ye man hahahaha

[@EmpyreanSasarai]

Wee man, you're only allowed to look the queen in the eyes when she's addressing YOU! Know your place!

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Naw mate, nae wee man here. Lads a pure bear.

[@chrisbayes2972]

The shock on his face when she unleashes her hidden marmalade sandwich 🥪 is excellent. He seems genuinely aghast.

[@leegregory756]

The entire UK media punditocracy: I laughed, I cried, I fist bumped the air, I stood and cheered

[@jimhuf8102]

Since the whole Jef Ep accidenrt and the drying up of the fresh souls, the royal family are starting to age quickly

[@gillianmcmichael2763]

Nah, dont believe that. If the royal family etc had the power were led to believe, Epstein or Andrew would never have been caught. In fact, the internet would never have been allowed to exist to expose them all if the "elite" were in such power.

[@BigJJ_777]

No more fresh organs harvested form young people I suppose

[@Enbix]

"Thank you... for everything" Nauseating.

[@dcdx8966]

No it’s not it’s class. Be more like paddington and learn some manners you savage. Be paddington. Be BEAR. 🐻

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Yer maw is pure nauseating mate. Pure making me boke

[@tendrosstoodross2976]

I bet you are one of those bell ends who applauds millionaire footballers 'taking the knee' for BLM. Now that is nauseating.

[@scrimshaw7470]

"Thank you for losing over half of the Empire during your reign." Seriously, she's shite at Civilization

[@intello8953]

@@lookandlisten5740 lol that’s true they colonised us so when they offered us to go their land and help rebuilt theor economy after WW2, my great grandfather wanted to see “what this former great empire is all about” and he experienced lots of racism, chavs and dickheads everywhere🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[@alexmiddleton2276]

Look and listen it’s a joke about a video game series called “Civilisation” you melt. He’s not seriously complaining about the queen granting much of the commonwealth independence during her reign.

[@fallofman855]

@@alexmiddleton2276 still shouldn't be here

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

We’ll get them back soon enough

[@dontlookspins]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview this guy wanks to pics of colonialist atrocities

[@thecatfromgarfield2595]

paddington looks more real than the queen

[@earthling8702]

Ha ha

[@funnybone6149]

She’s still alright by the way

[@ChrisBarrett1]

Surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny

[@flightdub6056]

RIP Benny Harvey, gonna miss ye big man

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Big loss to us all mate. REST IN PARADISE, KING

[@Fuzzfooger]

Weekends like this I feel it the most. RIP big guy

[@IRVDawg]

GBNF110

[@michaelmclane7892]

Two CGI characters show each other their CGI marmalade sandwiches

[@burnaccount0019]

The Queen was addressing the vestigial entity which controls her corporeal husk.

[@anytimecowboy]

She doesn't even put cling film or foil over the sandwich

[@colinjamesmurphy]

Charles, it’s about mum… she’s got a sense of humour… our mum! 😭

[@johnmackenzie4703]

Moments before Priti Patel burst through the door and deported Paddington to Rwanda

[@marlajacques6947]

Haha good one 🤣

[@danielkirkby3601]

He is a rangers fan for shores

[@mw5549]

We now go to BBC Reporting Scotland's Royal Correspondent, Brian Limmond.

[@RealPeoplePerson]

"Thank you for everything." Let's not get bogged down in the specifics of the royals or the monarchy. Better stay up in the bright clouds where everything is pretty and joyful.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Aye mate, let’s try and take the single most negative view of literally every aspect of our culture. Let’s burn it aw doon because you’re no doing well 👍

[@timcoleman3784]

‘Everything ’ technically includes bailing her son out with £12m for noncing. Thanks for that, ma’am.

[@iggyharl5780]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview hahaaa only a Scots can deliver that message so beautifully, Heya from EnglandLand 👋

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@@iggyharl5780 I’m a successful Scot - hence I live in England too. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@aidanrock8719]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview Fuckin hell mate you've replied to just about every other comment here are you alright yourself?

[@ince55ant]

paddington is supposed to be our reflection. its an instruction on how we should be towards the queen.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Yes, yes that worked on me. Yes. I now must eat a sandwich with the Queen. I see it so clearly now

[@craig6198]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview aye you wish fs wee mr dont git feddington

[@deletedaccount175]

fucking hell they deepfaked an advert with her as if to say 'we promise she isn't already dead she's just really tired'

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

WHOA. THIRD EYE SHIT

[@Murray_Brown]

What a funny lady, I hope she’s enjoying some marmalade right now!

[@nordlandskaka]

A video with Queen Elizabeth in which she is merely the second-oldest looking person, not every day you see that.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

She’s not on the tv everyday.

[@doomi_nukem]

oh thank god

[@cloudisfast3361]

God truly did save the queen

[@aurona]

Thanks Queen, for everything. For whit exactly?

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Uhh, fur being the Queen

[@filmneek]

Being nice and posh, making the UK look like a cute place to visit.

[@aurona]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview nuff said really

[@TARSoda]

@@filmneek Brian “Limmy” Lemons did the same for Carnwadric

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

@MIGHTY MQB As an American I can tell you why. Here:

[@lordhoot1]

Was really hoping when they cut back for the wide shot the bear wasn't there, and the auld dear was doolally

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Fuuuuuunnnnaaaayyy

[@I_dont_want_an_at]

Britain is almost exclusively showbusiness

[@xRsAtx]

"I'm no surprised" nice one mate.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

I’m no your mate

[@sticksman1979]

They’re right on the 180 rule. About 179 on that eyeline.

[@Exelnz]

Don’t think she’s going to win a Scottish BAFTA for this

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

BAFTAs, especially Scottish ones, are only given to those in the “pedo circle”.

[@scottb32a]

apparently Paddington Bear wasnt even there when she filmed her part . She was purely acting . Incredible

[@Kakascrot]

This is the queen trippin' on mushroom tea

[@Bubblyjuffting]

Can't believe Paddington got to meet Willem Defoe

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Willem Da Enemy

[@78deathface]

Ni way that’s not a deepfake

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Aye it is a ken

[@rics5376]

Yeah mate I was thinking the exact same thing, something seems off - like uncanny valley type thing

[@shartsofficial]

Nah, that's definitely the real Paddington mate

[@I_dont_want_an_at]

thanks for everything! Thanks for shaking everyone's hand and that

[@RobMcGarr]

Bigger issue is where tf has Paddington’s emergency sandwich gone when he tips his hat to the queen?!

[@peggy-anneknight1984]

it sticks inside his hat rather than on his head

[@RobMcGarr]

@@peggy-anneknight1984 Makes sense. Thanks.

[@peggy-anneknight1984]

@@RobMcGarr you've been doing it all wrong 😉 haha you're welcome

[@amaravazquez8591]

Him discussing the whole POV thing 😭 That's an observation I wasn't expecting nor did I make the first time I saw it.

[@kiteracer95]

For someone who doesn’t care for the Royals he absolutely leapt on that video

[@noelmckenna3510]

I was lucky enough to see her majesty on walkabout down in Windsor ,I became very nervous the closer she got ,unfortunatley I soiled my trousers but fortunatly no-one noticed ,the royals are wonderful god bless them all.

[@LukeTG2]

The Queen was very house proud.

[@heatherlpollock]

The number of people not recognising Scottish sarcasm here is hilarious

[@Moonlightgraeme]

There’s plenty of people who have to choose between a marmalade sandwich or heating while she’s having a party, nah.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

They need to get a bloody job then mate.

[@Moonlightgraeme]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview the working poor mate, people who are in work but they can’t get by with the pittance they get paid. Don’t be a ignorant idiot.

[@tendrosstoodross2976]

Go and live somewhere else if you dont like it. I bet you voted remain as well didnt you?

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@@tendrosstoodross2976 voting is gay, mate

[@rjkmusicmedia]

Limmy, the Scottish Royalist

[@michaelh7349]

He's in Rwanda now poor bear :(

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Shouldn’t have broken the law then, should he?

[@michaelh7349]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview what like her majesties 1st minister? Jog on

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@@michaelh7349 Pure raging that we’re sending illegal immigrants away 😂😂😂 Imagine being you 😂😂😂

[@michaelh7349]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview it was a joke you effort of a troll. 1 last time jog on

[@thebigb3ard]

Anyone seen that video where the bear cub bites the face aff some wumman. I'd love it if that happened. Attack attack Paddington.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

It wouldn’t happen here, because that’s no a real bear, mate. Like, they didn’t dress up a real beat in a wee hat and coat and sit it in front of the Queen.

[@thebigb3ard]

Pretty sure it's real, the auld dear is talking Tae it and everyfin

[@craig6198]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview aye they did fs wit are ye? A wee fairhuw mr dont git feddington n disny git a wash cause ees maw disny git feddddd

[@ollyf5088]

Better acting from her majesty than the James Bond skit for the olympics

[@stephengardiner5410]

Her comic timing is spot on too - she could do her own Royal Variety lol

[@Gadfly333]

That's not how one holds a Sandwich...

[@koda_dawgg]

i dunno what else to say other than i love paddington and his design.

[@weswheel4834]

That's the bloke from Horrible Histories!

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

I’ve never seen it - being a man and not gay, it’s unlikely that I’ll watch it.

[@weswheel4834]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview Very good point. Important to safeguard your non-gayness by only watching the right kind of television. You can't be too careful nowadays.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@@weswheel4834 that’s true. I mean, look what happened to you.

[@merrymermaid]

simon farnaby! iconic

[@RichardSmith-bf1fg]

What are you on about? It's a children's TV show and very funny

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

You hink your better than me, Limmy? You hink your better than me? Aye, I dinnae hink sae. Bawbag

[@craig6198]

Am better than ye. WEW BETTUR THIN ANYHEEN YOUVE EVEER HYUDDDDD

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@@TubbyBrewster11, living in your Mum’s hoos and eating fish fingers for tea every night is not what I’d consider successful 😂😂😂 Away wi yersel wee man, pure embarrassing

[@patriciaburns1033]

OMG, Are you Limmy from Limmy's show, I thought I dreamt you, so glad to have stumbled here HOORAY!

[@Lindenrd25]

Haunting from beginning to end.

[@Jimbob7595]

Thatcher loved a marmalade sandwich too

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

I liked Thatcher

[@benjaminmorris7159]

​@@TheScotsmanTechReview she's still dead i think though

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@@benjaminmorris7159 Yeah, she is. My parents thank her though, for letting them buy their wee council house 🏡

[@nathanlee35]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview that's alright for them isn't it you wanker

[@nathanlee35]

@@TheScotsmanTechReview and simping for the queen in every single comment is cringe

[@RoyalKnightVIII]

Paddington sold out!

[@mccann82]

Knew he’d skip the last part. ADHD confirmed.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

No, he’s just a regular mong

[@mattmclaren4309]

Funny how when We Will Rock You comes on, everyone does "clap, clap, nothing" instead of "stomp, stomp, clap"...

[@stevea.b.9282]

Ay keep mane in heah... Fellater

[@DJChipsandGarlic]

looks like CGI queen

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

*Kween

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Yass Kween

[@MrHEC381991]

"Urm, your Majesty...who are you talking to?"

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

It’s a video mate, she’ll no respond to you

[@MrDazzlerdarren]

Charles: "SHE'S TURNED THE PEONS AGAINST US!!!"

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

😂😂😂

[@jamesweedman8166]

She don’t use jam she uses the blood of children

[@TS111WASD]

He skipped the best part, where the Queen starts tapping her cup to... queen.

[@dontnoable]

Wish she'd just farted instead

[@I_dont_want_an_at]

you can get the queen to do anything these days, as long as her show business people think it'll play well

[@Gorgonzola0987]

Do you reckon Paddington gave her a royal seeing to after this?

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

No, he’s not real and she’s in her 90s.

[@LMarti13]

Maybe the apocalypse will be worth it

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Worth what?

[@Wr3clessShark]

Video title didn’t age well.

[@steventunney1566]

That queen's got the funny bone, aye

[@big_slurp4603]

I really wanted to see his reaction to her playin we will rock you on the teacup

[@ChrisBarrett1]

Me too :(

[@theeggtimertictic1136]

and don't forget the saucer ...

[@I_dont_want_an_at]

why do they have to make that bear a royalist. I'm sure he actually wants to end the monarchy.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

He has class, that’s why

[@fraac]

is that the start of we will rock you at the end? oh, it is

[@1emmajones]

Just what kind of bear is Paddington anyway? I mean it’s like someone made him up, in their head.

[@Bubblyjuffting]

It's a kid in a costume ya silly mare

[@1emmajones]

@@Bubblyjuffting surely not

[@Bubblyjuffting]

@@1emmajones You ever seen a bear make his own marmalade sandwich? Didn't think so

[@1emmajones]

@@Bubblyjuffting he seems quite advanced for a bear though. I’ve never seen it but it could happen.

[@TickleThatMonkey]

Did they CGI her smile? Can she not smile?

[@seanrea8281]

Flags everybody! Flags!

[@lyre6820]

Spoiler: Limmy was plotting her Alt+F4 and released this video as a way to lay low

[@lzdcksn]

deep fake if ever EVER I saw one

[@cmac1999]

She not a deep fake?

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Limmy is the fake, he’s no that deep though. Mare like a surface level fake

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@MIGHTY MQB That’s right 👌🏻

[@NickMullet]

Party Chat : any yous seen aht queen hing? Wi re marmalade piece n aht? Ken wit, queens awryt byreway. Ken she gets a hard time n that but na she’s awryt like

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

Ah ken, she’s no bad man

[@celtic69]

Queenwashing, disgusting

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

WATCH YOUR MOUTH

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

I don't believe she does wash. Just perfumes.

[@TheScotsmanTechReview]

@@DavidVassleofYeshua you’re a willywasher mate

[@blagoevski336]

RIP

[@Vimptocandle]

In fairness tho, I doubt that was the queen, just some flash cgi based on her face structure (oooh hasn’t she got a lovely warm smile) ..

[@GarysMetlife75]

Did you see the tricolor at the jubilee 🤣

[@jlen1185]

Who’s more real though, Paddy bear or wor Lizzy?