The Queen's Justice | Game of Thrones Pisstake (Season 7 Episode 3)

[@JOHN-DEERE_]

"Euron doesn't come close to the previous antagonists" * Shows Joffrey * Shows Ramsay * Shows D&D

[@Glidus]

Finally someone noticed

[@KingOfMadCows]

The scene where they try to make Sansa look smart by having her tell the armorer to cover the armor with leather is actually really dumb since there's no reason to pad the armor, it's better to wear thick padding under the armor.

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

BUT SHE'S SO SMART, PEOPLE. Smarter than the people who've been doing this as a profession for half their fucking life

[@riftvallance2087]

Think you do that as a moisture guard, looks pretty wet and snowy where they are and the armor smiths are probably not accustomed to winterizing armor so makes sense that Sansa would offer the tip.however since the regular viewer wouldn't know that, they probably should have had her explain it or they should have not bothered with the scene.

[@Nathan-jh1ho]

The Starks are shown wearing coat of plates in battle, but they were making chest plates. Those type of plate armor aren't normally wrapped in leather.

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

even better is the fact that the dumb bitch has done nothing useful in her life, and is telling a blacksmith how to do his job.

[@Alknix]

​@@trazyntheinfinite9895 They literally had their most "empowered" female character womansplain! Achievement in ignorance indeed.

[@jordannewitt]

The editing is god tier

[@shannond7437]

Jordan Newitt SO true!

[@BasketballJunkie1324]

And so is Lena Headey's acting. Talking about the scene at 8:10

[@anandganes7746]

Jordan Newitt Ehh... it’s alright ... I guess

[@adampopeens2728]

madlibs Bran was frickin hilarious

[@dandeleon2764]

The sound bit where you hear Stannis say, "go on, do your duty." Right after he says Darrio also hates eating p*ssay! Omg, I had to put down my phone, I laughed so hard!!

[@oliviaobrien9113]

Casterly rock in the song: -Carved out of a cliff face -Believed to resemble a sleeping lion at sunset -3 times taller than the wall -2 leagues long -Main entrance is a 200ft tall cavern Casterly Rock in Thrones: - Budget Dragonstone

[@theorooney1319]

Yeah both Casterly Rock and Dragonstone were tragically butchered. Also I feel like there was significance in us never having seen either of them so far, and then we get both in one episode, and they’re both shit and fairly pointless. Such a shame.

[@oliviaobrien9113]

Dragonstone is suppose to be an almost magical castle, built with dragon fire and sorcery. The one in thrones is such a letdown seeing as they actually did the red keep really well imo.

[@maarekstele2998]

Casterly rock resembles a sleeping lion at sunset? Im sorry but that's oddly adorable

[@trantor2135]

also from what I know Casterly Rock isn't even by the sea...but I guess Lannisport doesn't exist anymore in this universe.

[@sarwatarannya8786]

Trantor Casterly rock is actually by the seaa

[@amateuroverlord8007]

Love how Jon Snow and the Gang can survive on a piece of Ice against a limitless army long enough for Gendry to run to the wall, send a Raven and allow Dany to fly a dragon all the way back. But the Tyrell army couldn’t survive inside a CASTLE long enough for Dany to save them.

[@enkiimuto1041]

"We have provisions for two years, do you have two years, kingslayer?" meanwhile the guys who have been giving food away for 6 seasons: Welp, that sucks.

[@kikima258]

Hhhh none sense at it's finest and i thought that theire is no way they could make a worst episode but then came the battle of winterfell 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ and dany burning the food supplies after saying that they need food for her army

[@megamen7353]

TBH Gendry runs really fast. Did you also consider this?

[@shef7074]

@@megamen7353 True but he's shit at rowing

[@luke8801]

Jon: Is it possible, for sometime to survive out here on their own? Jeor: Possible for the Halfhand *Gendry, who's never seen snow before, never been in the North, can run all the way back to Eastwatch, which is several days of running, otherwise the Night's Watch wouldn't have had to stop at Craster's Keep.*

[@root_astr0]

"Cunnilinguist" is by far the funniest thing I've heard in a while, and it was just a throwaway joke.

[@dontbestupidstupid8758]

You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

damn I just got it

[@robertdegroot8302]

It´s a common joke

[@flippedturtle4739]

I don't get it

[@captmashpea]

Hahaha totally agree

[@Haedox]

It’s a testament of good writing to, instead of original introspective lines and rethinking past events, a character just repeats the lines and looks at the camera with a slightly different expression and walks away leaving the other character to stare at the camera

[@Glidus]

you literally just defined character development

[@Haedox]

Glidus surprised dany didn’t say “fire cannot kill a dragon” at the end of season 8 when she nukes Kings Landing and Tyrion wins an Emmy for looking a little concerned

[@combatwombat2134]

@@Haedox, frankly, the most deserved Emmy he won and by far the greatest acting in the season. I'm not sure about this, but I don't think he won for his trial monologue... Which, if he didn't, clearly wasn't as good as the perplexed look he had watching his new queen fucking obliterate the capital and a quarter of a million people.

[@MrPloopy83]

@@Glidus oh my god, did you put a little barely audible "quack" synched with Varys mouth at 2:55 ?? I keep finding new editing gems haha

[@jonahwiegand827]

Song: Loras: Garlan often trains against three men, or even four. In battle it is seldom one against one, he says, so he likes to be prepared. Sansa: He must be very brave. Loras: He is a great knight. A better sword than me, in truth, though I'm the better lance. -Loras Tyrell and Sansa Stark Thrones: Olenna: lol flowers girly we no fight. -The Redwyne that apparently inherited Highgarden

[@lunac6094]

Remember season one when Sansa was gushing over the literal "knight of flowers" and how good he was?

[@malikparah915]

thrones s2: an entire subplot with the lannisters going so far as to arrange a marriage pact with the tyrells because the tyrell army would be instrumental in defeating stannis

[@hendrikmaus3575]

The sad thing is that even D&Ds dumb plot just needs minor reshuffling to make a thousand times more sense. Like, the Tarlys join Cersei because Oleanna illegitimatly took control over Highgarden so he deserterted with half the reach Army in the hope the Cersei will put him in control over highgarden Boom done, Oleannay illegitimacy is addressed and the reach army is defeated because half of it and it's greatest general is missing, no need for bullshit about roses.

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

whats amazing is how jamie sacked that castle, with just his infantry. Castles are bitches to siege.... thats wuy they were built. he just plug walks in.

[@melrenfrusc]

@@hendrikmaus3575 It doesn't make sense since Cersei is illegitimitly rulling Westeros, specially after burning the High Sparrow, the Tyrells, her uncle Kevan and other nobles. If Tommen was Robert's legitim child than Daenerys is his cousin so it would make sense for people to support her claim.

[@KingOfMadCows]

Not only is greyscale being cured so easily nonsensical, but how is Jorah's skin mostly normal except with some red rashes and bruises? Greyscale doesn't cause a growth outside the skin, it calcifies the skin itself. Sam pretty much flayed Jorah.

[@ThiccboiSalmon]

tHe OiNtMeNt

[@dannybeads3672]

For real, you see pus and raw muscle tissue as he cuts his skin off with a knife, and the next morning he has perfectly healed skin lol such stupid writers

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

which he learned by being flayed by his dad thoughout all these years

[@rednova2212]

@@ThiccboiSalmon HE MADE LIKE MR POPO AND APPLIED THE SACRED OINTMENT

[@TheKadanz]

Sam secret bolton confirmed.

[@Jfieldsend94]

I hate how they treated the "Background" kingdoms. The stormlands, Riverlands, Reach, Westerlands and Vale are basically forgotten and In the Westerlands and the Reach's case, consigned to a single castle that is apparently just easily accessible. Fair enough, they tried to explain how they managed to get into Casterly Rock, but Highgarden is like in the centre of the Reach. Remember that time when Robb was moving into the Westerlands and had to use a hidden trail, at night, that he only found because of Grey Wind, to get around a castle and attack the army. Apparantly now you can just march an entire army through multiple castles and reach the capital unnapposed. It's not even as if the Tarlys defecting would have helped considering their land is to the south near Dorne. Also, why is the surrounding area of the castle completely flat and barren of life? It doesn't even look like there's a road I miss when things actually made sense.

[@melrenfrusc]

And why Daenerys never paid them a visit? She could've made alliances with the River lands and the Vale. Edmure was in prison for years and the Vale was left alone by Littlefinger. In Essos she was always in contact with the slaves so she should've walked among the commoners to see their needs, to show them she was different from Cersei, that she cared for them, something like Margaery did to be loved. They kinda forget that were people living in Westeros on season seven.

[@octavianpopescu4776]

The Stormlands... I found it extra stupid, when in S08E04 Daenerys asks who holds Storm's End and no one knows in that entire hall... not even Varys... the man that knew who ate what at dinner 20 years ago had no idea who held one on the strongest castles, so close to the capital with a massive strategic advantage for anyone holding it. It was treated like it was part of the sea. So... what? They just let it empty... there must have been minor lords in the area with their eyes on that prize. So she gives it to a random blacksmith unlegitimised bastard... with no army of his own... no experience in governing... barely any money... so the lords there see this nobody show up and claim lordship... Won't they be like: oh, you're legitimised? What? By the Queen that destroyed our capital and who's dead now? How about no! Better still, how about we kill you right here and now? Watcha gonna do about it lowborn scum?

[@metrosuez7475]

When they stopped giving shine to the smaller characters, Greatjon Umber, Richard Karstark, Kevan Lannister, Mace Tyrell etc... that was when I knew the show was no longer loved by DnD. The Greatjon is a PRIME example of how to adapt a minor character and make him loved, same with Mace. They seem to forget that ever Kingdom has many, many powerful lords. They featured more in the seasons with less money than in the ones where they could actually afford to fucking write them in! Instead of getting bigger, the world just feels smaller and smaller every season. So sad.

[@Aredel]

It's like they played A World of Ice and Fire (a mod for Mount and Blade: Warband) for six minutes and decided to roll with that.

[@xTheChelsanatorx]

They just turned Sansa into a mega bitch and pretended it was her being “strong woman”. And I was also confused on why she was all of a sudden described as smart by other characters. I just ended up hating her the whole series lol

[@suganthram7767]

I didn't pay much attention to her much throughout the show but I lost the last amount of respect on her the moment she spilled the beans to tyrion regarding Jon's parentage

[@Anonymous551656]

D&D are such complete hacks they apparently can't even figure out the very first rule of creative writing: Show, don't tell. If your character is acting intelligently, you _never_ need to have anybody tell them how smart they are. They also can't write characters more intelligent than themselves. Hence every instance of Sansa being "smart" is just her complaining about the men around her being stupid, while offering zero actual solutions to the problems. If only D&D had actually acknowledged their own complete incompetence at this level of writing and hired a lead writer capable of doing these characters justice, we might had a Sansa who was _actually_ strong and intelligent.

[@alexandraolvera5903]

@@Anonymous551656 Sansa could’ve been a great character in the end, If they didn’t merge her character with Jeyne Poole/fArya. Ramsay marrying “Arya Stark” makes more sense than Sansa, It plays out so much better in the books and I hate how D&D thinks that having a women that is raped will make her “stronger” Is a complete insult to sexual assault victims that have to suffered through trauma for years and decades after there assault. The fact D&D never once sat down and realize the aftermath of a rape/abuse comes with trauma and distress!! Look at Jeyne in the books, the poor girl has completely lost her soul and even if Ramsay torture was toned down in the show, it still isn’t accuse on how Sansa is not all distressed or hurt after her and Theon escape. Sansa could’ve been a strong character without rape, but all just seem forced in S7/S8 that Sansa is all of sudden the smartest person. Am just waiting patiently for books....whatever year that will happen.

[@void_wyrm]

​@@alexandraolvera5903 Yeah exactly..... BUT MUH SHOK VALUE GUD but also PROGRESSIVE STRONG WHAMEN(tm) TBH I really love Sansa in the books, a lot more than her show counterpart.... i dunno Sophie's portrayal is kinda meh to me and later she just becomces a Mega Bitch. I appreciate her inner thoughts and hardships dealing with everything. I especially like her "bastard" state, where she's actually smart, and her reminiscing about home, even longing to see Jon, for all she knows her only remaining real family, especially since she now knows what it's like to be a bastard and feeling sorry for how she treated him... I can't wait for them to reunite maybe.... in like who knows when..

[@helenrose5383]

@@void_wyrm Yess me too... The Sansa in the released parts of WoW is like the best...the way she has people eating out of her hands by being all sweet and feminine is simply amazing.

[@CosmicFaust]

Can’t believe I find the pisstake videos of the last two seasons of GOT more entertaining than the actual last two seasons of GOT 😳😳

[@Chichistar]

Ellis Jay Farrow me toooo 🤣😂🔥🙌🏾

[@datsj2152]

I can

[@alexsmithStudios]

Previously on GoT... *”aAaAaAaAaHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhH!”*

[@animatedink2529]

My exact reaction after Season 5's Dance with Dragons and Mother's Mercy

[@theOwnuts]

That intro allready through me into a laughing fit so that i had to pause the video because i dont want to miss any of the fun

[@ryanmontgomery9749]

I cannot wait for "Beyond the wall"; Tear that episode to shreds, dude!

[@LoftusWatching]

Thats what ive been most excited for too! My least favourite episode full of complete logical failures. Can't wait!

[@MoHossam94]

"My Name is Gendry Baratheon and I am the Fastest man Alive"

[@endrixheja2873]

V

[@kikima258]

Yessss so hyped for that one

[@Mark-xq7lh]

I wonder what the Game Of Thrones historians are going to think when they read the history books about this time period and learn about the 180 shifts of these characters personalities and intelligence.

[@melrenfrusc]

Oh Hi Mark

[@akrybion]

They might have found out by that point that the well water all over Westeros contained amnesia for a year which also caused the collective hallucination in Winterfell which is since than known as the Mediocre Night.

[@fifthcanuck1128]

“The war of the five kings quickly devolved from an epic war of betrayal and heartbreak intro a screaming cat fight where no one seemed to be able to make basic connections or common reasoning, and for the first time since Rheanys and Meraxes a dragon died in the stupidest way possible. This is nothing compared to the garbage fire oligarch republic that came about afterwards, which lasted all of two seconds before the noble house of Bronn in the Reach subsequently took power and started the whole thing over again post hanging of Brandon Stark, the three day king.”

[@Manglet762]

"Some time somewhere, The Faceless Men simultaneously killed every known person of influence in each of the major houses' Armies, wore their skin and then halfheartedly impersonated the people they killed, so much so they all seemed like completely different people. As if the mockery wasn't massive enough, they each played the roles of their victims prior to their deaths, raging war against each other for a time, seemingly a bizarre sadistic celebration of what their victims all wanted to Achieve, only to have it all end abruptly. We still don't know why they're killing each other tho, that seems dumb as fuck."

[@megamovieman101]

What a story Mark

[@cintivla]

those men weren’t crafting armor, they were creating harnesses which you can attach to the jetpacks for that cool medieval look

[@theautomator8372]

11:56 I'm so happy that was brought up. Yohn Royce has been in like 4 wars 1 of which was during a winter and he's old enough to be sansa's grandfather. Meaning he's wiser and more experienced in battle then her, Yet sansa is the one to solve an armor problem, you know the girl who lied once and is suddenly the smartest stark alive. Yeah her instead of the actual military tactician. By the way didn't sansa lie to yohn royce about lysa's death? Shouldn't he be upset about that? Oh I guess he kinda forgot about that. Edit: to add more to this Yohn Royce is nicknamed bronze yohn because of the armor he wears. The guys literal nickname is armor.

[@mihneaiordan1813]

Betwwen S6 an S7, every single character with spoken lines in the entire show got together and smoked a gigantic shipful of weed, which is why they constantly ignore salient facts and make retarded decisions

[@theautomator8372]

@@mihneaiordan1813 I'm more inclined to believe that then the shit we got.

[@BertockLeg]

To play devil's advocate for this scene, in the book lady Catelyn was shown to know how the defenses of her anchestral home works, and how the production of armor and weapons is important. So there is precedent for a lady of a castle to know about how to better equip the men defending such castle. Especially as with the possible absence of the lord husband, and unless a castellan is selected, the ruling of the castle would fall in her hand. Now, stopping playing devil's advocate: this scene is so stupid. Catelyn had been a lady of a castle for more than 15 years, and her husband had been to war twice, so she had ruled Winterfell in his absence. Sansa has been: a child untill she was ~13, then a prisoner, then she was in the Vale, where i doubt littlefinger let her out of her sight much or let her know the armorer, then she was sold to the bolton, then she fled to castle black, and then is now. She had been in a castle in a position of power for what? 2 weeks? How did she learn all of that stuff. Also: the advise is fucking retarded. The armor doesn't need to be warm. The people inside the armor need to be warm. So insted of putting some leather on top of the armor, why not give warm clothes to wear under the armor. Also also: there are only two ways to put armor over a breastplate: stretching it and fixing it with rivets, or glueing it. The first method seems awfully long to achieve correctly and awfully easy to undo. And the second method is even worse. You know what glue does in freezing temperatures? It freezes. Making the leather brittle and hard. Smartest person i know my ass

[@Carzy4232]

I'm the Three-Eyed Raven. It means I can never see anything. Everything that's ever happened. Everything that's ever happened, right now, to everyone, it's all happening right now, to everyone. I can never see pieces. It's all fragments. I need to learn to see everything that's ever happened right now. When the long night comes again, I need to learn to see the Three-Eyed Raven. I'm the Three-Eyed Raven. I need to be ready. The Three-Eyed Raven taught me to learn to see the Three-Eyed Raven. It's all coming together. I told you it's difficult to explain.

[@akrybion]

Me, trying to explain literally anything, after 8 beers.

[@sirocco2810]

Any of yall can timestamp this ? I really need to see it again

[@colinhoffman7950]

13:24

[@thomasford5813]

Genius writing

[@swagromancer]

Michael Scott explaining his philosophy to David Wallace.

[@JustLinex]

You roasting Sansa for 18 minutes straight is pure joy

[@racheldollton]

ikr!! :)

[@hamzamahmood9565]

Literally every character deserves a barbecue except Sandor and Theon.

[@Alknix]

@@hamzamahmood9565 Sandor will deserve it as well for suddenly deciding to throw his life away just to kill a zombie that once was his brother.

[@octavianpopescu4776]

I actually liked Sansa a lot, she was among my favourite characters, but somehow they managed to ruin her for me. The only thing I got out of the story was that the Starks were assholes and traitors and Joffrey was right about them. Yes, the Starks made me think Joffrey was awesome, they sucked THAT much in the final season! I hope Arya died of scurvy in the middle of the ocean and the ship crew ate her... just because there is an America across the Atlantic doesn't automatically mean there should be an equivalent West of Westeros.

[@Romy-90]

@@octavianpopescu4776 I know right? The Starks were so horrible in the last season that even their 8x06 montage couldn't save them anymore.

[@potatobugxo]

"And i named the other one for my rapist" Thank you, Gildus, for finally calling that out

[@nont18411]

Yandere Demon and it’s the one she enjoys riding the most

[@steelbear2063]

To be fair he didn't rape her in the books. He was making that pussy extra wet before going in, and he waited for her to relax, he didn't force himself on her

[@bobsickle2336]

​@@steelbear2063 He did totally rape her, he was just a bit gentle about the whole thing. The situation was still that she HAD to have sex with him, it wasn't her choice, it was happening one way or another. Just because he wasn't a Ramsey level rapist doesn't mean he wasn't a rapist. Hell, in some ways it's worse, as the psychological effect on women who have been made to take pleasure from their rape is massive. There is some MASSIVE Drogo apologism (That is a word KZbin, fuck you) amongst GoT fans (Mostly from women) just because he got them big abs. They tend to gloss over all the times he would have raped people before and of the rapes he condones in his horde.

[@wisdommanari6701]

@@bobsickle2336 Drogo is an absolute rapist yes. But he wasn't her rapist

[@BeggarsNight]

@@bobsickle2336 Was it truly "going to happen one way or another?" Maybe my memory is bad, but I recall him asking her, in the primitive communication he had, if her answer was still no, and she responded with "Yes". Seemed to me that it wasn't mandatory. No more than in Westeros where the couple is expected to have sex, but don't necessarily have to. Of course, you could just argue the whole thing is just a result of a man writing a woman. But I don't fault anyone for simply agreeing that she voluntarily had sex with him and initiated it. With a man she came to love.

[@rhaenyx]

"This series is weekly because I want to die" lowkey feel that man

[@impostor4894]

Never forget Bran tried to lie about the Night King touching him.

[@zachsutton9866]

Oh we know you touched Carl but at least you gave him spaghetti

[@praetorian3902]

How so ? I haven't noticed that.

[@ВладимирКруглов-к9о]

That's not an easy thing to admit, especially when it was another guy...

[@bitterbetty.9667]

This channel is criminally underrated and undersubscribed. You are a genius Ser.

[@aaronmurray9336]

Yes we need a compilation of the Jetpacks in Season 7 and 8

[@Wankshaft]

You missed the part where Jon just kind of forgot what happened to his uncle.

[@tevcon317]

which one?

[@constantinekorkousky3363]

@@tevcon317 benjen i think

[@lunac6094]

@@constantinekorkousky3363 No its brandon and also jons grandfather rickard, both of whom were killed brutally by daenarys' father

[@Wankshaft]

ayy Jon claims both were burned alive but only Rickard was. Brandon was strangled.

[@Aredel]

He literally says "Your father burned my grandfather alive; he burned my uncle alive."

[@Wolfsgeist]

"The scene is shot well and it looks great and I love both of these actors, it just happens to be full of bullshit" pretty much summarizes seasons 6 - 8. On point.

[@SephonDK]

EXACTLY. Pilou Asbæk is an absolutely excellent actor. His talents are completely wasted here.

[@theautomator8372]

2:12 while were on the subject of rickon has she even shown a reaction to him dying in the way that he did? I mean this is her little brother after all. She most likely held him in her arms when he was first born and played with him while he was a toddler. I did that stuff when my siblings and I were younger and I know for a fact if anything happened to them I would never forgive myself and would regret not helping them even years later.

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

but don't you get it? She's a strong independent woman now which means she has to shed the cocoon of humanity and basic decency to become the mega bitch

[@loneryder2152]

I guess she kinda just forgot about him

[@NatsumiMichi]

@@loneryder2152 Let's face it, we all kinda forgot Rickon. The show kinda forgot him from the get go. He's just there to travel a bit with the Raaaaven boi, get captured off-screen and then taken down by the luckiest shot ever - until that tripple hit that killed Rhaegal. That's it - that's all there was to his character. He even had less dialogue than Hodor...

[@xenon8117]

I kept forgetting he existed and I binged the show, for her she hadn’t seen him in years. Considering at this point they forget things from one scene to the next this is logical at this point.

[@RickySteels]

This has easily become one of my favourite series ever since your Season 8 Pisstake. Glad to see you're still at it!

[@kassieking]

Finally someone that agrees with me that Sansa (even though she endured a lot) actually did next to nothing to deserve to be queen in the North in the end...

[@Harahvaiti]

Well, the fact that former King in the North ended up as queenslayer and kinslayer and that her other surviving siblings are 1) already has a monarch job in more developed kingdom 2) psycho killer turned into Columbus of Westeros - did wonders for Sansa's queen career 😆

[@Aredel]

@@Harahvaiti Doesn't make it any less flimsy. All she had to do was sit there and everything just fell into place around her, rather than claiming it through her own initiative.

[@ВладимирКруглов-к9о]

@@Aredel Sometimes that's exactly the best strategy.

[@Aredel]

@@ВладимирКруглов-к9о It's a good strategy, sure, and I'd be impressed if the showrunners wrote it so she's taking advantage of the situation to supplant Jon. But the show treats it like she earned this title rather than stealing it from someone else, which is why the scene has no weight and is wholly unsatisfying.

[@ВладимирКруглов-к9о]

@@Aredel Oh yes, on this I fully agree. It was annoying when suddenly everyone started to treat Sansa like a fully capable, "strong-independent" player etc. when the show never actually depicted her as such, like at no time at all! But by then I personally stopped caring too much so it was a source of as much annoyance as unintentional hilarity🙂

[@Myuuchu]

6:08 "There is no time for that" - Basicially this season and the next in a nutshell :I Great video as always tho aah

[@jackthenarrator4735]

Jon Season 7: "AintNobobyGotTimeForDat" Jon Season 8: "Ur McQueen"

[@hopotin123]

Shouldn't Jon have said that he has lost 3 brothers since he thinks Bran is also dead? I mean he says that he thought bran was dead like an episode later.

[@Glidus]

We'll cross that bridge when we get to the river. For now, in the show's present continuity, Jon knows Bran is alive as Sam told him in season four.

[@trentonmcclintock7836]

Well just because jon was told back in season 4 that theon didnt actually kill bran, that doesnt mean he cant say " i thought bran was dead" in season 7. He still hasnt seen him, a lot of time has passed and he knew that bran was beyond the wall with only a couple friends to protect him... im sure jon probably did think bran was dead.

[@krissuyx]

Bran: "I can never be lord of anything." I wouldn't be surprised if making Bran the king was yet another spontaneous decision of the writers, while writing season 8. If this was George's decision, I imagine he would've had a better reasoning than: "Bran's got the best story, ya'll!"

[@chasm671]

Or he was planning to make sure Bran actually *had* a story, let alone the best one, before making that asinine excuse.

[@emh8849]

I remember younger bran being really good at managing his people and making the right decisions as a ruler, this is when his brothers were away and he was left in charge of winterfell, maybe a continuation from this leads to him being the best possible king

[@krissuyx]

@@emh8849 That would require the preservation of his character, otherwise we can just infer that he makes good decisions because he knows everything about everything. I hope George doesn't make him a vegetable in the books too. I can't even imagine what his PoV chapter are gonna be like if he becomes an emotionless robot.

[@MrSamBerrett1]

You have no idea how excited I am for the Beyond the Wall pisstake.

[@eth4n55]

Davos: we almost took the city and we didn't even have dragons! Tyrion: almost Davos: yeah we would of if this weird dwarf guy didn't use wildfire and burn our entire fleet, and thousands of people alive including my son. Its really weird because he looked EXACTLY like you Tyrion. but it couldn't have been you right? where DID you get that scar by the way? Tyrion: ;) Yes this comment had 60 likes but I'm not particularly smart and accidentally deleted it :(

[@chasm671]

Just be thankful that he drank the amnesia water and kind of forgot he had a son, so that when he ended up sitting on a council with both the dwarf AND the man who fired the arrow that took his son's life - and has literally taken that flaming arrow as his sigil - he didn't have to spend the rest of his life gritting his teeth over having his son's death rubbed in his face every single day.

[@benl2140]

"Because the only place suitable for a royal wedding is still being renovated." OK, that one got me.

[@PhileasLiebmann]

Just want to point out reeeeeeal quick that, no, Jon was not the first "to make allies of Wildlings and Northmen", because - at least in the Song - the Starks allied with and/or subjugated several different Wildling tribes in the past to combat a number of Kings-Beyond-the-Wall and even contenders for power in the North. Granted this was long before the Targaryen conquest, but still...

[@monty3916]

I AM A FAN, AND I HAVE BEEN SERVICED. TRIS BOTLEY MENTION. THANK YOU, GLIDUS.

[@wisdommanari6701]

Tris is mad Karl the made was fucking Asha

[@silvermasktraveler1788]

I can never be Lord of anything But I can be the king of everything

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

Bran: I can't be Lord of anything. Tyrion: What about Lord of the Seven Kingdoms? Bran: Well...since you asked nicely.

[@jonahwiegand827]

Mark Gatiss & Harry Lloyd need to do an ASMR book reading.

[@nickmillo8367]

I quite like the idea of the Iron Bank of Braavos investing in the slave trade despite Braavos's huge anti-slaving identity. It's the kind of massively fucked up thing I'd expect a bank to do tbh

[@jackdaone6469]

Perhaps, but it would be worth addressing that caveat, though.

[@Staticjokes]

Euron seems more modelled on jack sparrow than an actually scary "pirate". Even something as simple as removing the fact he cut the tongues out of his crew did him a disservice.

[@coryhafer7285]

I LOVE HOW YOU BRING STUFF UP THAT NO ONE ELSE HAD POINTED OUT. Love this.

[@belisarius6949]

Arya: *teleports behind night king* Night King: Nani?! Arya: Nothin personel kid

[@cemgursoy7545]

11:53 "no m'lady, breastplate is worn over layers of woolen garment and chainmail. If we add leather to breastplate our soldiers could die of heat exhaustion and there is no need of additional weight" SmArTesT pErSon Ive eVeR mEt

[@Harahvaiti]

That is D&D making Sansa logistics expert from stashing cabbage to armor enhancements. Those morons really liked her character but in a totally stupid way.

[@Theturtleowl]

You are keeping me alive with these series. I have rewatched your Pisstake on season 8 twice this week because I am working home alone and I want to experience something that is more devoid of happiness and fun than my situation and has some nice Yu-gi-oh abridged references.

[@OneOnOne1162]

7:00 - This is my thing about Euron: He's a terrible villain and disappointment compared to what he is in the books, but he is fun to watch just because the actor just seems to not give two shits at all. And I kind of love it.

[@Stark610]

The editing/ memes on these pisstakes has always been godly but the inclusion of the to be continued elevated me to little finger levels of omniscience

[@oooGlitchooo]

I love these pisstake reviews, the joyous rage in that amazing accent referencing the random shit my brain does all the time. It’s like my rage filled soul got its own channel changed genders and became Australian! I know the pain it must cause to make these but please don’t stop!

[@gru6817]

Same here minus the gender swap thing

[@LeftoverPuppies]

@8:48 "maid who has been in the show forever." When Cersei opens the door and pixie cut/turtle neck is standing there, it cracks me up so much! She looks so 2024 contemporary! Like the backstage prop supervisor for a high school musical! I guess that's the winter uniform for Cersei's maids? Did Cersei make her get a matching haircut, too? I guess I could see Cersei demanding that at at some point.

[@Amadeus_DC]

Hey Glidus I just want to tell you that your probably my favorite youtubechannel at the moment. I absolutly love your humor. Keep up the quality content :)

[@misterj8815]

Dany being uninformed about Ned always bothered me. No one bothered to tell her that he threw his badge of office in the King's face. The last Hand to do that was burned alive for his insolence...by her father

[@yoursharona8789]

"Took a knife in the heart for his people" makes it sound like some noble self-sacrifice when really he got shanked by his own men for being a woefully incompetent leader. Maybe that's why he doesn't want it brought up?

[@austinholler8094]

YourSharona He did the right thing letting the wildings in. There was just no way his brothers wouldn’t see it as a betrayal, and Thorne seized the opportunity to get rid of him when he lost favor with most of his men.

[@Alknix]

@@austinholler8094 That was still a very devisive move. The Night Watch were his people too, and the Northeners. Would they all be ok with letting the wildlings into their lands *khem*Ollysvillage*khem*?

[@fernandosimon5621]

He did it cause every wildling north of the wall would have become a wight in service of the Others. It was a no win scenario for him cause the Watch saw that as betrayal. But he was far from incompetent. He was too trusting, just like Ned. It never crossed his mind that his Brothers would betray him.

[@wisdommanari6701]

@@fernandosimon5621 it does not matter because he couldn't get south of the wall

[@lucifermorningstar6302]

People who don't understand why he did it are extremely short minded .

[@jimmyjames24]

Gletus's editing is ...just ..wow..damn impressive. He's totes a witch man.

[@adithyasrinivasan3238]

You deserve an Oscar for the editing alone

[@Stevokear]

Thank you for providing so much entertainment from the ruin of this show, watching these things is infuriating and fun as hell

[@Ryan99SS]

Every week you add another reference to a thing I love and each week it makes me love this channel even more.

[@hellojustjoe]

By far the best GoT content on KZbin.

[@akchanneltv4084]

You have no idea how long I have been waiting for another one of these! Next, another GOT review?

[@Glidus]

got review will come after season 7

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

A week?

[@OlinoTGAP]

The "Bran arrives at Winterfell which Petyr didn't see coming" killed me lol

[@bulbakirb5789]

Jaime taking Highgarden is still so ridiculous so many years later. They couldn't write in a siege even though there obviously would be one since... if there had been one Dany could've flown in with her dragon and decimated Jaime's forces which she does next episode anyway. And their explanation is that the Tyrell soldiers are obviously not great because their sigil is a flower... forget that theyre the second wealthiest house and the show established how living under wealth creates better soldiers due to their proper training and access to armor and weapons, plus Loris being previously able to at least go toe to toe with the mountain in tourneys.

[@kindralove6787]

"Luckily we weren't ambushed by any of those Rouge fleets you hear about now a day's.." BwahahahahhaHAHA!! 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂 ABSOLUTELY FUCKKNG HILARIOUS!

[@fatherflavor3167]

Never thought the later GoT seasons would bring me any enjoyment but these vids are gold, ty keep up the good fight

[@malnorice]

1:30 oh, come on. That fake nose and glasses was just too good. You should have done that for davos throughout the rest of this, lol

[@noneya3635]

Why to people think she's smart...? Because they keep telling us that she is, that's how intelligence works.

[@heftyhugh9086]

Glidus, I really hope you see this, but your critiques of the last two (and earlier) seasons of this show are honestly the funniest rage I've ever seen. I'm super pissed off, too, but man, I really appreciate the way you've taken my rage and actually made me laugh about it. The way you yell out the title music....spectacular! Thanks for providing us with hours of entertainment, as well as spot-on analysis of the absolute filth D&D threw at us.

[@cbalaxc]

I’ll be honest- I find myself seeing these new releases pop up each Sunday and it’s just wonderful..just a phenomenal job on all videos, especially having loved the show and books, it’s a deserved slamming

[@nova_prospekt_]

My man, getting this every week is probably the only reason to re-watch the mess that the last two seasons were just so i can keep up.

[@Danyko33]

"This series is weekly because I want to die, or maybe it's the other way around" Glorious.

[@1handedtyper]

Measter Ebrose refers to Sam as "Tarly". Shouldn't he just call him "Sam", given that they're supposed to forego their family names?

[@angelspartanessheavenden2674]

true but in the NW they're still called by their family names if they have them. I think the meaning/title goes away but they'll still refer to you as your last name if you have one.

[@Alakazoro]

I'm so glad I stumbled upon your channel. Making my way through your content, you're humor is perfect bro, cracking me up!

[@thejam77]

i‘m rewatching these for the third time now and only now i realized the quack sound where varys says “why” at 2:56 and i can’t stop laughing at it 😂

[@MoonMan3X]

"Everyone should be asking wtf a night king is"🤣🤣🤣😭

[@JustinMoralesTheComposer]

@12:09 when Sandra is talking to Olena she says “Joffrey did that” when talking about the beheading of Ned. So she doesn’t even think that cercei is responsible.

[@Romy-90]

Thank you for pointing out that Sansa is actually not that smart, because this has been driving me crazy for two seasons now. She is manipulating like Cersei, for sure, but just like Cersei - she is not SmArT.

[@angelspartanessheavenden2674]

I agree with the Sansa part but Cersei is smart. She's just not nearly as smart as she thinks she is, and her other bad habits and bad character traits take away from her intellect. She drinks too much, she is cruel, she suffers no slight, perceived or otherwise. These things make her act in malicious ways, not intelligent ways. But you just have to look at her constant scheming, pay attention to her inner thoughts during her POVs, (she's constantly taking into account details and info about a slew of lords, ladies, knights, and noblepersons and figuring how she can manipulate them), and consider the fact that a majority of the most iconic lines in the series were uttered by her, and you'll see Cersei is smart. Just her drunken, evil, bitch-ness overshadows it.

[@richardpowell4281]

I have to say I love your pisstake videos. I hope you consider the format for other series or media. Watching GOT late season critiques has become a guilty pleasure for me. Thanks for providing additional content!

[@declancairns2083]

These videos every sunday are honestly the only way I know what day of the week it is

[@siljapeters2836]

“I have so many daddies now it’s making my family tree harder to keep track of than the jetpacks” Why do I find this so hilarious?😂

[@Nathanway19]

I just about had a stroke watching that three eyed raven segment. Pure gold.

[@danielhnewman]

show’s antagonists: - joffrey - ramsay - d & d

[@brettbaratheon9776]

These videos are just so amazing. I wait for a while between viewings so I can binge watch a few at a time. So, so good.

[@luke8801]

Dismissing Casterly Rock as worthless without its gold mines goes against the world building of earlier seasons and the books. The loss of an ancestral seat is a major morale blow, since the loss of Winterfell demoralised Robb's army and delegitimised his rule, and Stannis preferred starvation to surrender at Storm's End during Robert's Rebellion, and the Lannisters defended King's Landing because it was the traditional capital. And if Dany could fly all the way beyond the wall in time to save Jon and his squad, why couldn't she fly to Highgarden before her allies were killed?

[@Myuuchu]

I know a video is extra great when I actually go back in the time bar to watch a part again or 4 more times lol (or just rewatch the entire thing like 3 times) :D Also Bran explaining himself to Sansa this way is not any more confusing than what he himself does in the show so might as well go with this

[@guykruger1]

I watched the season 8 pisstakes more than 10 times each!

[@bradjarvis4963]

I stopped watching the show at season 6 but I have no plans to watch season 7 or 8. Even these short clips in the video are painful. Sansa and Daenerys are probably the worst aspects of the show. The writers ideas of smart and powerful is bitchy and confrontational

[@GooseTheObsidianPaladin]

"Go on do your duty" legit made me spit with laughter

[@internetduck1520]

"I want a Sansa action figure that shoots lazer beams and changes into a truck, *vroom vroom"*

[@nikolay4101-s7r]

3:31 The prince of Dorne is offended

[@edevaldosilva3104]

You deserve props just for that intro "datadararata" hahahahahaha

[@TemariNaraannaschatz]

Sansa season 1-4 gets called stupid but does smart things. Sansa season 7 gets called smart does stupid things. Honestly once that Sansa for fucked up reasons has Jeyne Pools storyline shit was over and Littlefinger told her, IN HER FACE what his plan was. I thought great! Now season 7 will be Sansa having to find a way to get rid of him without exposing herself about the whole Lysa Arryn lie and while Littlefinger doesn't find out and can do something about it. I mean he told her he wanted to Iron Thrones (makes no sense, but ok) and Jon is clearly in his way for that. Sansa even looks at Littlefinger at the King in the North scene and cleary has the face of: oh shit, Jon is in Littlefingers way, I'll have to get rid of him, before I loose another brother. And then it takes a whole season of nonsensical fighting between her and Arya to finally take him down with Brans magic powers that just work however the writers want them to work. Instead of an actual smart plan on Sansas end. I mean it was clear they weren't able to write either Littlefinger or Sansa as smart as they are once they scrapped the Vale plotline, but come on!

[@VersieKilgannon]

That "yet" when Theon jumped overboard was perfect 😂

[@gheorghievstefan21]

This guy's videos make my day better.

[@kekero540]

It’s also pretty much impossible to just waltz up to casterly rock with a couple ladders the things as defensible as the eyrie and you cannot seige it down with land forces alone. There is a reason it was the seat of the most powerful house of Westeros.

[@Brickwilliams]

Your edit of bran explaining the three eyed raven makes more sense than dragon shows explanation

[@andrewmartyn715]

Loving these pisstakes. I wish they weren't necessary, but am kind of glad they are, just for the entertainment value XD

[@dannybeads3672]

Oh and just gotta say so happy to see the new pisstakes out, always love them!!!

[@acatonawall3938]

Bran at around 13:33 is essentially Naboo from The Mighty Boosh. He might as well say to Sansa at the end "I'm going to have to turn my back on you" and that little tune plays

[@1handedtyper]

@16:25 Ha!😄 I remember Ego Raptor. How nostalgic. Oh Dog, I'm old.😭

[@69SalterStreet]

So long ago and the pain of these seasons is still so fresh.

[@Luuuna]

1:59 She's smart in Song, which means she's aUtOmAtIcAlLy smart in Thrones

[@ДмитрийКудрявцев-т3ъ]

She isn't smart in Song though

[@gwgwap]

@@ДмитрийКудрявцев-т3ъ last time we saw Sansa, she was LEARNING on how to be smart under the guidance of Littlefinger and she is actually pretty good. She guess quickly LFs finger for her and she knows how to deal with Robin Arryn as well how to find information. So she is in the path rn.

[@Luuuna]

@@ДмитрийКудрявцев-т3ъ Fair enough, but in AFFC she's learning to be By the time we get around to where season 7 is in the books, she should probably be nearly on par with Littlefinger

[@siljapeters2836]

Mark Gatiss as Tycho made it worth watching the episode

[@Glidus]

honestly true, he's pretty magnificent