"If this deal doesn't put you on the edge of your seat, then you are on the edge of bullshit." What a tagline.
@samwisegamgee12438 жыл бұрын
I'd buy a cr1tikal product with that tagline. xD
@azralar78488 жыл бұрын
IKR
@guillermosierras39437 жыл бұрын
I read that right when he said it kek
@inchilhota14847 жыл бұрын
124Nightwing Loool, read this when he said it
@NoFalse_id0Ls7 жыл бұрын
Guillermo Sierras ME TOO
@immortalcorvus25189 жыл бұрын
I once sharpened a samurai sword on an Edge of Glory. I tried training with it, but I ended up ripping a hole in the space-time continuum.
@timtimothy54059 жыл бұрын
I found it in my asshole this morning. I can't pull it out because that would open a black hole
@laylarahmati13509 жыл бұрын
That explains the crack in Amelia Pond's wall
@laylarahmati13509 жыл бұрын
***** lol
@timtimothy54059 жыл бұрын
***** I am your future future self
@immortalcorvus25188 жыл бұрын
+oldjeff100 Hah, good one
@codinginflow3 жыл бұрын
0:40 that's pretty impressive tbh
@vital_vitamins3 жыл бұрын
true
@plus64813 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I would have to shove that pineaapple up my rectum.
@nazbmn2423 жыл бұрын
Coddingggg remember me ?
@codinginflow3 жыл бұрын
@@plus6481 why tho
@elad58893 жыл бұрын
@@plus6481 same
@ajmerrell3233 жыл бұрын
I love how this was made 8 years ago and this man still acts the same lmaooo
@cris49462 жыл бұрын
Some people never change, they say
@AlberTesla10242 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@GladstnJones2 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need to change, how can you improve upon perfection?
@trending12932 жыл бұрын
He didn’t change for internet fame. That’s good, right?
@KayTooKush2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love it
@tl18823 жыл бұрын
*"B U T W A I T I C A N G E T E V E N H O R N I E R"*
@f.b.i.8533 жыл бұрын
Omg you also watched the video?!
@senorvillarruel81293 жыл бұрын
LeL
@itsTyrion3 жыл бұрын
based
@connerkuryluk1933 жыл бұрын
I L L T H R O W I N A T H R E E P I E C E K N I F E S E T
@salt86063 жыл бұрын
A N D T H I S I S W H Y I M A S T E R B A T E
@CluelessAnon9 жыл бұрын
And then Anthony Sullivan slices off a finger when he reaches into his wallet for his credit card.
@laylarahmati13509 жыл бұрын
+vidyaWolf u got more likes than the original comment
@laylarahmati13509 жыл бұрын
+vidyaWolf lol
@franciscogallardo3249 жыл бұрын
+vidyaWolf mighty thirsty
@franciscogallardo3249 жыл бұрын
vidyaWolf mighty bloody
@JustFizzyDance8 жыл бұрын
+Colin Parlett Nice profile pic. I instantly hate you.
@MaxxolVideos3 жыл бұрын
1:13 notice how he didn't grind the front of the knife, which he used to cut after he used the edge of glory
@SunjungNam3 жыл бұрын
They used a different knife as well
@popusfirma66023 жыл бұрын
no this idiot he did not sharpen it, he blunted it
@SunjungNam3 жыл бұрын
@@popusfirma6602 thats what he said kiddo wanna learn how to read again than here we go A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P QR S T U V W X Y Z
@popusfirma66023 жыл бұрын
@@SunjungNam but i said you dummy that he sharpen it in wrong way at an angle 90 of degrees instead of 20-15 degrees that every normal person do
@a_oddcookie48873 жыл бұрын
Oof
@mrdrslender32503 жыл бұрын
Strange how this commercial makes me want the product more than the original
@spongebobsquarepants84033 жыл бұрын
Advertsing at it's finest
@kikuchiLOV3 жыл бұрын
same bro-
@DarkAngelEU3 жыл бұрын
Because it's actually fun and entertaining?
@rainicornucopia92444 жыл бұрын
“Give that tomato a false sense of security”
@TheCreepersGood4 жыл бұрын
“When it thinks it’s safe, throw it on the *fucking* knife”
@mrrubik11174 жыл бұрын
Thanks for quoting that, must have missed it in the video
@bonkers42264 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I died
@priyankaparulekar72684 жыл бұрын
you blew up mate
@brokenman44147 жыл бұрын
"Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives, but prefer to cut your bread with a doorstop?" I'm done. I can't even finish the video.
@Tucher976 жыл бұрын
mans first step in space colonization a credit card, you can buy things with it, did you know you can sell things with it, such as murder
@jamiewillcrie37186 жыл бұрын
This device is so advanced, I'm shitting my pants. Here's how it works, It's the erect nipples.
@jamiewillcrie37186 жыл бұрын
Dillweed, Like, for real prior to the Edge of Glory's existence, you had to pay Tomato prostitutes in cash, but now you can force them accept the credit card for sex, otherwise, they will face certain death.
@JackAttack656 жыл бұрын
The edge of glory can fuck chefs knives, filet knives, paring knives and peeling knives
@tylerhayes45846 жыл бұрын
Bold And Brash stand back I’m Anthony Sullivan, do not try this at home
@marceldavis77303 жыл бұрын
I think the best line was just : "Oops, I grabbed the shitty knife. Let's turn this shitty knife in to a tiddy knife."
@OnionToast4182 жыл бұрын
"But wait, I can get even hornier"
@matthewcabagelover99932 жыл бұрын
thats the best line? he literally said the word "tiddy" and thats the funniest part of the video? are you 9?
@nigelbirch-mcbirchnigel-sc23582 жыл бұрын
"How does that taste, BITCH!"
@randomviewer38993 жыл бұрын
The fact that Charlie didnt recognise that was an eggplant-
@tomlenid6993 жыл бұрын
I didn't recognize it either
@somekidnamedchris3 жыл бұрын
Could've made a pretty funny joke if he knew
@purpleey3 жыл бұрын
or the fact he thought green onion was celery lol
@IceBlueLugia2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I didn’t know either lmao. And I was the one laughing at him for calling the green onion celery
@dorobokino2 ай бұрын
And mistaked the green onions for celery 😭
@vagueequinox75434 жыл бұрын
Love to see that 8 years ago he is EXACTLY the same.
@perhaps57393 жыл бұрын
7 months ago
@noe43543 жыл бұрын
ikr
@perhaps57393 жыл бұрын
@@noe4354 you should've waited for it to turn to 7 days
@josecarrdenas96483 жыл бұрын
12 hours ago
@perhaps57393 жыл бұрын
@@josecarrdenas9648 three minutes ago
@LCM12Lewis4 жыл бұрын
Imagine a Malaysian family that understands English seeing this ad
@pantherkhan66884 жыл бұрын
Star Platinum! Za Warudo!
@a.barrera54394 жыл бұрын
@@pantherkhan6688 BVVVVVT
@LCM12Lewis4 жыл бұрын
*Sigh* Yare Yare daze.
@TheSilentWalkerz4 жыл бұрын
Mythik This is beautiful
@abcdefsuzu4 жыл бұрын
Apparently most of malaysia understands and speaks english
@Blochitect Жыл бұрын
THe fact that this is 10 years old and he sounds no different today is the reason i like him
@slimewipe3 жыл бұрын
0:37 he had the PERFECT joke right there.
@OceanOsborn8 жыл бұрын
Man, if someone quoted this entire commentary, they would get hundreds of likes.
@user-go2oj1xk4n8 жыл бұрын
Done. And, true, that bitch got about 260 likes...
@sliceyboi80998 жыл бұрын
+Stephanie Sawyer WHY CANT I COPY AND PASTE THIS
@croakinc36707 жыл бұрын
Ocean Oh no...
@GregPivo876 жыл бұрын
+Stephanie Sawyer True, bitch, you got about 260 likes.
@CashIsKing_UseItOrLoseIt6 жыл бұрын
they are just below where it says; Stephanie Sawyer • 1 year ago. there is 295 now.
@spyrthedragn82976 жыл бұрын
Something i wanna know is why was someone actually cutting bread with a doorstop?
@AtaSancaktar5 жыл бұрын
In the actual ad he said: "Are your knives as dull as a doorstop?"
@spiderflame045 жыл бұрын
Because of we got paid to try cutting bread with a doorstop, we’d all take the chance.
@misguidedsaint36935 жыл бұрын
It’s an infomercial. It doesn’t have to make sense
@nitpick93405 жыл бұрын
@@misguidedsaint3693 I know. But it's the actual commercial.
@KSR35 жыл бұрын
to add that nice taste to the bread
@ahbubu88293 жыл бұрын
“If you’re not on the edge of your seat, you’re on the edge of bullshit.” - Jesus Chad i12:420
@siennaussy3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my mom
@ryuzakikun962 жыл бұрын
I miss the old days of Cr1tikal. I like some of his newer stuff too, but I enjoyed how unique and seemingly low effort his original stuff was. It was very emblematic of the feel of early KZbin and the anonymity he kept for a while made it even more fun. But I'm glad he's found success and has managed to make this into a real career that can support himself and his family. I may not watch his stuff as much as I used to, but I still wish him the absolute best all the same.
@Zhaxxy2 жыл бұрын
man just having fun back then
@madtwist23642 жыл бұрын
Exactly. This kind of early-KZbin feel has that perfect amount of effort, just enough that it has a certain charm to it. Not so over-edited it looks like it came from a content farm, yet not so low effort it's just trash.
@averagedikirbaratenjoyer2 жыл бұрын
punpun icon
@diakdiak8 ай бұрын
Same, every KZbinr is just changing. Same with PewDiePie
@Nilruin8 ай бұрын
I love the implication that his modern videos are high-effort lmao. Some KZbinrs spend tens of hours on a single video. Charlie makes two videos a day sometimes where all he does is talk into a camera with some of video cuts for context. That's it. He rarely makes content where he's with other people doing something other than just talking. I'm by no means bashing the guy. Charlie's awesome. But his content is NOT hard to make. It's his personality that people come for. Not his video effort.
@manofculture64785 жыл бұрын
*When you get sharpness V in minecraft*
@Skelterbane695 жыл бұрын
More like sharpness X
@melanieriley71385 жыл бұрын
More like XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
@peepeestorm21785 жыл бұрын
more like sharpness xxx because that sharpass knife just made me cum
@BluTheHHH5 жыл бұрын
400th like
@Ozzyboy995 жыл бұрын
It’s time to turn that shitty sword into a titty sword
@jasommer43484 жыл бұрын
People in Singapore: Well I guess I’ll buy 20.
@ZackMathissa4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they got the joke 😂
@arcaneowls91024 жыл бұрын
I really hope it’s true man
@StiekemeHenk4 жыл бұрын
Please let god exist
@rahmalol35274 жыл бұрын
@@ZackMathissa they should be. 😂 but who care.
@muhammedibrahim29324 жыл бұрын
I’ll take your entire stock
@bacnpiggeh4863 жыл бұрын
everyone: Talking about how funny the video is Me: He called it celery, but they're actually the stems of challots
@AdolphZiggler-fc2ot3 жыл бұрын
spring onions
@Daniel-oj4zx3 жыл бұрын
ive been looking for a comment about that
@MattieWarner3 жыл бұрын
Those are scallions my dude
@SunjungNam3 жыл бұрын
That whatever this fruit is a eggplant
@alecgross123 жыл бұрын
The stems of challots? Wtf r u on those are green onions
@ToxPhy7 ай бұрын
0:03 I love how the doorstop was actually kinda working so they turned it on its side
@smuggymcsmugface21424 жыл бұрын
The "but wait, I can get even hornier" part always gets me
@asrielgaming57 Жыл бұрын
read it as it happened
@jaretzzyjazzkary7366 Жыл бұрын
Yess💀💀
@antobioe6208 Жыл бұрын
Same💀
@regasaurusrex44969 жыл бұрын
"Give a tomato full sense of security. When it thinks it's safe tHROW IT ON THE FUCKING KNIFE"
@Tomelyn8 жыл бұрын
+Regasaurus Rex *false
@regasaurusrex44968 жыл бұрын
+Nerdgin oh lol it had sounded different to me haha
@Peter-nk2 ай бұрын
Charlie should get sponsorships and just do the ad reads like this
@bonnietelocole67775 ай бұрын
This is how I have always imagined Sans UnderTale's voice to sound
@rasmusr41354 жыл бұрын
Who else had to rewatch this masterpiece after his latest vid?
@lego_minifig4 жыл бұрын
Had to. This classic was the first vid i saw of Charlie’s. Recent events made me want to revisit the nostalgia lol
@eveescastle58664 жыл бұрын
Honestly
@dominickenglish38964 жыл бұрын
Rasmus R yeah bro 🤣
@GADCOSMICCOCK4 жыл бұрын
I just had to
@CCChicken4 жыл бұрын
Of course we all had to
@fireandcopper6 жыл бұрын
That deadpan no explanation just mention of "super suction"
@svoboda61115 жыл бұрын
it's stupid enough on its own
@bradyn42125 жыл бұрын
sucction* ;)
@doubbub5 жыл бұрын
That's what got me the fact that he didn't even make a joke out of it
@TylerTheDevourer22 күн бұрын
This aged way too well
@sukuna-studios7 күн бұрын
real
@Teh_BoiАй бұрын
I'm edging to this.
@JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH27 күн бұрын
Yeah how tf did he predict this
@SaraiMalik7 жыл бұрын
"Look at this brutality"
@cartoondeathnoises87566 жыл бұрын
B I was hoping he said fruitality
@anzahanifathallah6 жыл бұрын
Emily H i think he did say "fruitality"
@crack32736 жыл бұрын
Snap back to reality
@jakeunknown60626 жыл бұрын
Read this as soon as it came up.
@tigy5166 жыл бұрын
Iha jeba wop there goes gravity
@OlliOtter6 жыл бұрын
0:03 ...... She’s cutting bread... With a DOOR STOP.
@astroyeast62206 жыл бұрын
OlliOtter1004 she's?
@Foat_Gucker5 жыл бұрын
I don't see the problem
@thenotsodemocraticrepublic77315 жыл бұрын
Strong start
@thenotsodemocraticrepublic77315 жыл бұрын
@Our Channel: sounds like something a communist would say and by communist I mean the revival of communism that happened in Antarctica (witch started of as a proposal to make bread door stop but then turned violent after the ghost of Gabe Newell released the demo to half life 4) and spread through Australia and the moon costing the lives of several penguins in the great emu war of 2237 witch then led to 9/11 2 but this time on Mars as a last ditch effort Atlantis redirected me Julius Caesar by praying to the ghost of Bob Ross then I crashed a ginormous space ship into the moon ending the war
@devimon46075 жыл бұрын
LEGEND NEVER DIES same
@sc4mton Жыл бұрын
Thanks for reminding me this gem of a video still exists, KZbin recommended.
@thecityofficial63673 жыл бұрын
“Fuck whatever food this is” I fucking died. My whole apartment building heard that shit hahahhh
@robertsmalls22934 жыл бұрын
I saw this as a TV commercial when I was vacationing in Malaysia... Glad I finally found the original video.
@chips.39273 жыл бұрын
This were also featured as in Indonesia , despite that the bond between our both countries were enchanted as if we had an experiences together, we share the same island, infact.
@destroyernik3 жыл бұрын
the funny thing about the comercial is that Antoni doesnt know how to sharpen a knife on a grinder, he sharpenes it straight, so he is basically unsharpening the knife
@robertsmalls22933 жыл бұрын
@Aileen Dorado-Reinoso I was joking. I never saw it, but I’ve heard it was, or maybe still is on their official website in Malaysia. I guess just use a VPN to change your location, and then go to the knife website.
@dylanh81633 жыл бұрын
@@destroyernik I think that was the point? Unsharpen the knife and show how easy the edge of glory fixes that
@EvilRaccoonDM3 жыл бұрын
@@destroyernik you gotta go at an angle which is why, despite me loving Charlie this ad fucking sends me
@SerHoratio4 жыл бұрын
The fact that this was a used as The real ad i feel like The world is truly healing
@KayceeJonesCKiwas4 жыл бұрын
@@LucksinRiver *Is that a Jojo's ref-*
@user-uf5kz6hn9k4 жыл бұрын
Jetstream John fuck off
@theultimatedragonx4 жыл бұрын
@@user-uf5kz6hn9k What do you exist
@tibsky4 жыл бұрын
wow, a whole bunch of edgelords in this reply section!
@dreamybullx14 жыл бұрын
What the hell happened here
@monoq_3 жыл бұрын
Back at the time, Charlie's channel was all about dubbed commercial that is easy to convince the audience
@snowballs70073 жыл бұрын
1:33 Jokes on him: I have that small piano.
@EdgarTheOgre9 жыл бұрын
"If this deal doesn't put you on the edge of your seat, then you are on the edge of bullshit." Best seller words ever.
@correctinstincts69696 жыл бұрын
This truly is a compelling merchandise
@DeagleGaming6 жыл бұрын
The real edge of glory *holes are sharp*
@specimenx41396 жыл бұрын
He is mocking all of their fans (I assume).
@complexcs83836 жыл бұрын
Did you say hole...? *cue the liquid dry wall* I’m Anthony Sullivan-
@gabestudys-iv7mx25 күн бұрын
This has now a new definition
@Lehrbua13 жыл бұрын
How could I live without this masterpiece for 8 years?
@cupiditys5 жыл бұрын
*”Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives but prefer to use a doorstop?”* yes. yes I do
@christiano68415 жыл бұрын
Why did i watch tha video previously
@christiano68415 жыл бұрын
U play runescape?
@zlatanibrahimovic83294 жыл бұрын
ragadaDeath who doesn’t
@jbbajangamer4 жыл бұрын
Zlatan Ibrahimovic me
@memestealerthe2nd7304 жыл бұрын
yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! YES!
@humblebumble81928 жыл бұрын
I would buy anything that has this guy for a spokesperson
@basdenhollander88568 жыл бұрын
even a plastic bag filled with air?
@humblebumble81928 жыл бұрын
yes.
@TylerDoorn8 жыл бұрын
+some random name what about a Jacob sartorious album?
@humblebumble81928 жыл бұрын
Let's not get crazy
@JamesSmith-ek1or8 жыл бұрын
Sullly or Cr1t?
@laurelaeon84609 ай бұрын
Oh my god this was made 10 years ago and he's exactly the same. What a champ.
@marleybebe63523 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I don't catch on to how old these videos are. His humour hadn't changed at all and I love it
@jeremymore4514 жыл бұрын
So this is actually being played on Malaysian TV now? That's wild.
@DaniaxII4 жыл бұрын
no
@DaniaxII4 жыл бұрын
online shopping
@ZackMathissa4 жыл бұрын
Its on Lazada if I'm not wrong
@DaniaxII4 жыл бұрын
@@ZackMathissa yup it's on lazada
@kaitojinn4 жыл бұрын
Shopee?
@iminsweatertown88194 жыл бұрын
malaysians and singaporeans: h the real edge of glory ad: bUT WAIT I CAN GET EVEN HORNIER
@adzrulzamri21164 жыл бұрын
I dont get it what the joke
@dreska2554 жыл бұрын
This was used as the actual ad for the Edge of Glory on an online shopping website in Malaysia and Singapore
@Daan034 жыл бұрын
dreska really XD
@mysterious89533 жыл бұрын
*h*
@Max-oc8bp3 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said that
@Mr2010forgeben Жыл бұрын
0:40 I'll never get enough of just how far out of left field this line came
@levinl.26133 жыл бұрын
Gordon: "let the knife do the wor- **THROW ON THE FOOKING KNIFE!**
@LynchtheFinch3 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@wake13448 жыл бұрын
How did you know I cut my bread with a door step?
@samwisegamgee12438 жыл бұрын
Why tf were they even doing that in the real commercial? 😂
@zakparker39358 жыл бұрын
+Nakkid Frodo the original quote is "do you have a bunch of knives that are about as dull as a doorstop?"
@nana-wb2xh8 жыл бұрын
doorstop*
@Nogdog9456 жыл бұрын
Oh thank god I thought I was only one
@WillEatForFood9 жыл бұрын
"But wait I can get even hornier!" I laughed so hard
@pepsea8036 жыл бұрын
Internet Anarchist™ it was :'i can get YOU even hornier'
@kitterbug6 жыл бұрын
*"FIST YOURSELF!"*
@cadenshoemake41526 жыл бұрын
Internet Anarchist™ im
@neonshadowhand86346 жыл бұрын
Internet Anarchist™ dude I read that literally at the exact time he said that
@ionizedbeam80896 жыл бұрын
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@urmommahouse4942 жыл бұрын
Miss his old content. Now half the time his playing games or being an entertaining news reporter
@Christian-tz5ti2 жыл бұрын
“Do you have a drawer full of sharp knifes but you prefer to use a doorstop” got me laughing so hard
@cximines10 жыл бұрын
*"do you have a drawer full of sharp knifes but prefare to cut your bread with a door stop?"* HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!
@Dainara219 жыл бұрын
Doesn't everyone? ó.ó
@Seab35514 жыл бұрын
“this device is so advanced, i’m shitting my pants,”
@intheclear34923 жыл бұрын
Here’s the secret: It’s the erect nipples
@onefreeway753 жыл бұрын
@@intheclear3492 This sad kiwi doen't stand a chance!
@intheclear34923 жыл бұрын
@@onefreeway75 this orange is having a bad day
@onefreeway753 жыл бұрын
@@intheclear3492 f*ck whatever food this is
@stomcode3 жыл бұрын
@@onefreeway75 but, what fruit is that? this question always keep me up at night.
@_zhn_3 жыл бұрын
The fact that this video was used as the product's commercial (in certain places) makes this 1000000 times better
@louisrau5599 Жыл бұрын
Wait really? Where did you see it
@luda.chrisotzz3 жыл бұрын
Love getting this in my recommended twice in my lifetime
@burichan50698 жыл бұрын
"edge of glory can turn a shitty knife into a titty knife" true quality
@bakedpotatos62508 жыл бұрын
Where else have i seen you?
@catfan__8 жыл бұрын
Colleg
@samwisegamgee12438 жыл бұрын
+BakedpotatOS In a land before time.
@Bigbub669 жыл бұрын
The thing is though that these are normally good products it's just that the advertise them in the worst way possible.
@andrewzhou77309 жыл бұрын
If I saw this commercial on the TV, I would buy it immediately.
@L7vanmatre6 жыл бұрын
1:11 Note how he grinds the mid-bottom part of the knife. Then, he tries to use the middle of the knife to cut. Then he uses the sharpener. But, then he doesn't even use the part he grinded down to cut the orange.
@dogbackwards76589 ай бұрын
The fact that this from 10 years ago and still sounds like something he'd say today
@ttalha082 жыл бұрын
1:18 I love how Anthony barely even puts any force onto the orange and just moves the knife back and forth
@thewrangler62485 жыл бұрын
Cr1t1kal: Gets closer to mic “ I WOULDNT SHOVE THIS PINEAPPLE INSIDE OF MY WEINERHOLE IF THIS WAS THE LAST PINEAPPLE ON EARTH”
@BLACKIE164914 жыл бұрын
I managed to scroll down to your comment and read it at the same time he said it
@1david1r474 жыл бұрын
hes penguinz0 now
@highqualityyoutubename9303 жыл бұрын
@@1david1r47 that's his nickname lol
@rainyoutube99137 жыл бұрын
Is this what a deaf person thinks when a person talks in a advertisement?
@joebowden40655 жыл бұрын
If so then deaf people automatically have more personality
@averagebusinessmen22 жыл бұрын
the complete deadpan delivery of "it also has super suction" is somehow my favorite part of this
@Selaphane2 жыл бұрын
"Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives but prefer to cut your bread with a doorstep?" Is a truly transcendent question.
@silverwiki1964 жыл бұрын
This was already funny as is but imagining a Malaysian person just going about their day with the tv on in the bg and then this suddenly comes on is making it even funnier
@dr.doodoofart23308 жыл бұрын
if he did actual infomercials I'd be broke af
@souvikdutta73743 жыл бұрын
"we can cut through the perception of time" thats next level writing😂😂😂
@Jonathansux4 ай бұрын
Why did this just get recommended to me
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
These are always so great. Edit: did people really not realize he was _dulling_ the knife with the grinder?
@DargorShepard5 жыл бұрын
Glad to know someone noticed that.
@Spidapida0065 жыл бұрын
and even if he dulled it i still see a small slice of it all in all WWE/10 acting
@codykehoe98575 жыл бұрын
Right
@mintichoco2115 жыл бұрын
he was dulling the edge to show how sharp the edge of glory makes the knife in a few seconds
@LinusJoshua5 жыл бұрын
But the thing is, he only ruined the back part of the blade near the handle, but used the still sharp front part afterwards. So the edge of glory didn't have to do shit to "resharpen" the knife, because that part was never dulled in the first place.
@loldeadxddd81668 жыл бұрын
Now that's edgy.
@SteamedSalmon7 жыл бұрын
How I miss the pre-edge days.
@sophie64137 жыл бұрын
*points gun my head
@ItzzPixx6 жыл бұрын
Your name is perfect for this shit
@bimbo22916 жыл бұрын
Cut it out man
@bigdingus93336 жыл бұрын
That’s a sharp approach
@mrtheunknownytquestion45922 ай бұрын
I miss the old cr1tikal
@dertreffer2 жыл бұрын
just found this channel, and holy shit, this is absolutly hilarious and funny 😂
@Ash-nh1dc4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they're airing this in Singapore
@Bagofbones-184 жыл бұрын
What?!
@bruhm45713 жыл бұрын
@@why-why. Because it is the *real* Edge Of Glory
@TheJubalicous9 жыл бұрын
Once I passed this post on Tumblr, I knew instantly that this was you.
@AJtheBlue189 жыл бұрын
You Went To Tumblr And Came Back Alive?
@TheJubalicous9 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@CuddlyTheMadElite9 жыл бұрын
***** Was anyone triggered?
@kornacopia979 жыл бұрын
Kyle Dean I was. Cis white male
@starbomber39569 жыл бұрын
+Kyle Dean I don't care if anyone was triggered,I just want to know what you took to say,as I quote,"Cory in the house best anime ever."WHAT WERE YOU ON,BECAUSE I WANT SOME!?I WANT SOME SO VERY BADLY!
@ayylmao65182 жыл бұрын
i have to keep coming back to this video to remind myself that this video exists
@dom-ru5cc3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, my friend showed my this in 7th grade years before I would find this channel on my own. Wow the memories have come flooding back.
@invaderlib18 жыл бұрын
"This device is so advanced im shitting my pants"
@formosamortem8 жыл бұрын
I came here from facebook just to make a sans joke, but you already beat me here papy. Maybe you are 'sharper' then I thought. Really were on 'point'.
@Marccubus8 жыл бұрын
God dammit Papyrus who let you back on the internet?
@justagamethrower8 жыл бұрын
+Undyne Probably Mettaton
@Marccubus8 жыл бұрын
+Asriel Dreemurr god dammit i am so dismantling that talking Fax Machine later
@justagamethrower8 жыл бұрын
Undyne have fun
@PallasGamer5 жыл бұрын
I have 50 random used bus cards for some reason. Time to weaponize them
@bloodandiron4585 жыл бұрын
Sooo chumbibs how dis it work did you kill some kidz
@slightlycookedbread5 жыл бұрын
chumbibs sharpen every side and just yeet them
@Meeminator5 жыл бұрын
Turn them into ninja stars
@sleepyrepatillo18344 жыл бұрын
never have your bus pass denied again
@giuliad2234 жыл бұрын
Boogaloo time
@ohurspecial54046 ай бұрын
I remember watching this 8-9 years ago. I definitely shouldn't have had internet access but i thank god i did.
@PeterOlive2 жыл бұрын
0:31 Oopsie, I grabbed the _____ knife
@henrynelson93013 жыл бұрын
1:16 Look at how he tries to cut the orange after it’s been on the grinder. He doesn’t use the tip of the blade on purpose. Then look at how he cuts it after he uses the edge of glory. EDIT: I know he dulled the knife intentionally to show off how it can be sharpened. But if it really couldn’t cut the orange, he wouldn’t have to intentionally slice it the wrong way.
@phd-lc7fv3 жыл бұрын
And thats not how you sharpen a knife using a grinder, that would actualy destroy the knife's cutting power
@ranks51563 жыл бұрын
@@phd-lc7fv he purposefully made the knife dull
@autisticsoda32563 жыл бұрын
@@phd-lc7fv oh no i think they used the grinder to intentionally DULL the knife, and then re-sharpen it with the edge of glory
@pepper46323 жыл бұрын
@@phd-lc7fv he’s dulling the knife
@lilasthmaattack3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he literally grinds off the blade you hold it sideways on it to sharpen it not put the blade directly on the grinder
@minhhaiinh83134 жыл бұрын
A company using a KZbin mockery dub as their official marketing video "Even the mayans couldn't have predicted"
@roberthan51093 жыл бұрын
Saw this video years ago, just watched it and immediately bought it off Amazon. Thanks man...
@zzaqd3 жыл бұрын
“If this deal doesn’t put you on the edge of your seat, then you are on the edge of bullshit.” Well said
@jade.28708 жыл бұрын
But did you know you could sell things with it as well? Such as murder I'M DYING
@dontspikemydrink93827 жыл бұрын
Because of the edge of glory?
@SpectralUmbreon1977 жыл бұрын
Now I just want to cut, peel, dice, filet, and fist everyone!
@wanteddeadoraliveshortmand45086 жыл бұрын
skidoo skidow let me nut on dem eyebrow
@zladtheimpaler82418 жыл бұрын
He's trying to prove that a grinder is ineffective by applying the sharp end directly and wearing it down....
@jenniferp9288 жыл бұрын
+Zlad The Impaler I think he did that on purpose to dull the blade so he shows how good the edge of glory is at sharpening
@zladtheimpaler82418 жыл бұрын
eggy jen that's what I'm thinking
@enzosennin17218 жыл бұрын
+Zlad The Impaler I just realized, he only applies the grinder to the half that he doesnt use to cut the orange.
@zladtheimpaler82418 жыл бұрын
haha
@mothslug43878 жыл бұрын
it also looks like he doesn't apply any force at all, not even trying lol
@exp_enjoyer3 жыл бұрын
Thanks youtube for recommending me this masterpiece
@hakuriver63592 жыл бұрын
And Charlie wonders why people confuse him for the ShamWoW ads
@CoryPelizzari8 жыл бұрын
"If this deal doesn't put you on the edge of your seat, then you are on the edge of bullshit."
@Dragonborn7608 жыл бұрын
It also has SUPER SUCTION. ... ... *awkward silence*
@fluffypawz558 жыл бұрын
+Code Keem yeah that one was kinda self explanatory
@brianng97656 жыл бұрын
Because it really can't get any worse
@Bunny-gc1rn6 жыл бұрын
super succ
@bimble_bradberry Жыл бұрын
You know watching this 9 years later and I have got to say it's even better
@kattastic999911 ай бұрын
A decade later and it still hits
@MO-eo1ww8 жыл бұрын
Literally every commercial needs to be voiced by Cr1tikal. Commercial breaks would be so much fucking better.
@astr0punk8 жыл бұрын
i agree with this comment but i also had an ulterior motive i enjoy that icon and that username. a+
@007m104 жыл бұрын
10.99 for 6 knives and the edge of glory is actually a decent deal.
@justonemori3 жыл бұрын
2 Edge of Glory's
@pumpkinpie24033 жыл бұрын
@@justonemori fuck it 3 edge of glory's more glory's for fucking my foods 😈
@marcel51153 жыл бұрын
Decent?? No that’s spectacular 😌
@sawyerbuss6372 жыл бұрын
The knives are probably made out of crappy materials that won't stay sharp. Also the knives look very light so it doesn't take much material to make them
@allenk3223 Жыл бұрын
@@sawyerbuss637 does it even matter if they are shitty?? If the whole set lasted only 2 month of being sharp you still basically got to rent several full sized knives for like a 1.50 a piece lmao what a deal🤤
@ChefAaronSimon6 ай бұрын
Its been a decade.. Still the same Charlie. I love it.
@itspuff38613 жыл бұрын
The fact that Charlie had actually made me question if maybe I could use one. Means he’s the best salesman of all time