The Relaxation of Ethan Pineapple [ ASMR ]

[@DefianceUFG]

Daughter: "Mom where's dad?" Mom: "He's In The Basement Dressed As A Monster Whispering To A Pineapple."

[@kangaroo432]

It's been a while since I had tears of laughter. Thank-you. Still laughing...

[@DefianceUFG]

0

[@thewanderer1598]

That is a truely great comment my fine sir! 👏

[@1jodielol]

Such funny much laughter so comment such original

[@matthewdemoss4642]

Don't do drugs kids. lol

[@CisumAPRAT]

15:39 Ethan cried, look at his left eye

[@pipernormal5019]

That’s his right

[@allmightjr9345]

Lol 😂

[@peterd4047]

Piper Normal no that’s his left dude

[@pipernormal5019]

Nooooooo that’s his right Dude

[@mrnuggetvr8895]

It was his right btw

[@pt6812]

32:23 when your friend says he is better than you in video games

[@the011darkwolf]

Yoda Gaming left me my wife has

[@ghoste_girll]

PARDON MEEEE???!! .. lmaoo

[@cryostorm2178]

This deserves much more likes

[@becks.becka.03]

“Did y’all hear sum? ‘Cause I **pulls out axe** DONTl”

[@beastmodewhateverittakes2319]

😂😂😂lmo

[@riles8435]

Ethan is actually screaming in pain throughout the entire video. He just screams at a frequency too high for us to hear

[@thepianoimpressionist8734]

Wait you guys can't hear the screams??😮

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@thepianoimpressionist8734 yes

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

Can confirm, I, unlike you humans, CAN hear it, and it hurts my ears >:(

[@The_Jerkinator]

What if you can hear dog whistles....

[@kindajustvibin]

He's also crying but he has invisible tears

[@Rocketmonke34]

Warning: some images may be disturbing to some viewers, viewer discretion is advised.

[@elenaortiz8463]

Jagger Wignall u have been warned

[@Rocketmonke34]

salasai rubrum what???😂

[@monsieur6927]

he’s adding onto your comment.

[@josephh3941]

Moves like jagger

[@arturocordova5670]

To pinaples

[@dekudude8888]

What happens when a pineapple aspires to become human? Well, for starters, he gets his brain scooped out and eaten by a doctor who is part of a species of merfolk from Innsmouth. Rift Lore, everyone Also edited the comment 5 years later to fix a spelling mistake and lost the heart. I hate myself lol

[@partypineapple6208]

...

[@onion5144]

A small price to pay for salvation

[@TheDude420.69]

A small price to pay for vitamin c

[@sisterbanger]

I’m a qt Well.. That escalated quickly. 😐

[@maxumus1019]

What if ethan switched minds with a human who was no longer in need of its form (like a vegetable) which would explain why ethan isnt moving

[@ktpleb]

Barber Alien Doctor: whatchu want Pineapple Ethan: just a lil off the top please

[@Mr.HeisenbergTheCook]

Say no more

[@mynameisrogue8183]

Say no more fam

[@IAmSkystrike]

It's funny cause this same guy runs a barber shop XD check out that video.

[@grenierthejester6241]

Katy Peploe say no more fam

[@iSubZero100]

It's weird to see Ethan as a Pineapple. He's such a charismatic guy.

[@catalystyt6687]

I saw ur comment on the Lights Out Vid

[@nonec384]

Who?

[@mortaltoxicity1640]

Very talkative tho

[@spacewhona1121]

Appreciate it.

[@ethanxtreme7018]

Oh let’s go my name is Ethan

[@Pineappleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

wtf

[@spleeber2013]

i feel the same way

[@radioactiveboy8512]

Pineapple I'm so sorry for u

[@pianogirl1099]

TrickyPanda65 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@blueprintguy5550]

Pineapple this is your brother and this is how he died.

[@gatgendreal2749]

Pineapple I am eat pineapple

[@GRIM_SouIS]

I like how he like gets ready to kill again at 32:23

[@maedle33]

TH3GRIMR3AP3R LOL HAHA

[@apiocosmico833]

*"Those damn dogs"*

[@ooo629ooo]

“oh shit he isn’t dead? oh phew false alarm”

[@TheValkyre0]

You can hear the gentle caw of a bird before ER straight up decides "I am recording this today *NO MATTER WHAT* "

[@gatgendreal2749]

TH3GRIMR3AP3R KA'l JA"RA

[@luketang8299]

15:40 RIP Ethan

[@ethanthememe2798]

Shall Ethan rest in peace Feelin weird since my name is Ethan too 😆

[@justhere3630]

Luke Tang a

[@MrG6051]

That made me think of the scene from Hannubal where He takes off the top of Paul's skull

[@tango5275]

MrG6051 Oh god yea, that scene was disturbing as hell

[@hatz1107]

Luke Tang He may have died, but his soul will- Oh, nevermind he's eating that too

[@smh_240]

Oh my god. After 2 full years of researching I finally found the first ever ASMR video I watched. Wow

[@Santana_Z31]

This was my first one also! Lmao

[@dien2056]

now that’s a madlad

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

This was your first impression of ASMR? How did you continue watching? (Also i remember the first ASMR vid i watched.)

[@smh_240]

@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 sorry for the late response! I found it quite odd, but none the less enjoyable.

[@Pigeon1235]

15:27 Natives scalp white invader (1829, Colorized)

[@alarici3081]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@newtrog.367]

Accurate to history too

[@lesherhanes6189]

First Nations

[@gusnolackin4668]

haha

[@gusnolackin4668]

take yo scalp for reward facepaint

[@rickyasmr]

I'd like to think Ethan died a happy relaxed pineapple.

[@morganminecraftlegion9101]

He died with several axe chops to the head/torso. Is that happy or relaxing?

[@maxbazplay295]

morgan minecraft legion i think relaxing more.

[@pyromaniac7387]

morgan minecraft legion yes

[@cpapson75]

Dude he was eatin alive that’s not relaxing or happy

[@jasonlock8107]

Ethan is back!!! He had a brain transplant!

[@sadcrowcaws]

only ER could make the sound of hitting something with an axe relaxing incredible as always

[@EphemeralRift]

***** bless your heart.

[@dominicmarino223]

Bless you all

[@jackthejava1894]

Ok demon bear

[@eliwhispercatasmr2221]

Hi Davey :3

[@natep.6972]

***** striders gonna stride

[@bradley6348]

“Just a little off the top” My barber: 15:25

[@jasonmoore7034]

Lol

[@jasonmoore7034]

@@Samstar369 I mean I'm typing on mobile and we do have an enter key idiot...

[@KentuckyFriedMantis]

Samuel Kim there are so many flavors... And you choose to be salty

[@mr.otaku0408]

robot jones with internet access nice one

[@okboomer6991]

Looooooooooooool

[@TofuTheCool]

1:08 The pineapple drops a note containing his final words as he knows he is experiencing the final minutes of his life.

[@TofuTheCool]

why the fuck don’t you people find this shit funny goddammit - it’s been 4 years

[@Filollisejmina]

@@TofuTheCool 8 years it’s funny

[@Ruv562]

I chucked

[@ElCapitanJones]

8 years probably going on 9 now. It’s hilarious. Here’s your medal. 🎖️

[@saidamirrasulov8111]

​@@TofuTheCool R.I.P. ANANAS

[@jamesrose2459]

I don't feel that "The Relaxation of Ethan Pineapple [ ASMR ]" is fitting... maybe it should be "The brutal lobotomising and horrific consumption of an innocent fruit who had just lost his wife [ ASMR ]"

[@EphemeralRift]

James Rose I agree!

[@AlineVilela]

yeap.

[@pinesolslurpee9222]

Nope just nope

[@nocashproductions9760]

+s1kproductions Me too ahahaha

[@pinesolslurpee9222]

OMG IM DYING

[@NNNSSSCCC]

18:15 "YUM YUM YUMMEH"

[@Valleyy__]

Hahahaha XD I heard it

[@danklord6078]

O YEA ITS EANTEN TIME MOI B0I

[@jcrossan1351]

I wasn’t that far and all I saw was Ethan being devoured

[@aguaSMOOTH]

Lmfao😂🤣

[@Rxquiem-]

When you go pee and you hear your friends talking trash about you 20:04

[@chxzse]

Trazy underrated

[@jasonmoore7034]

Lol

[@c.s215]

Lul

[@Sobamerk]

Why isn’t it a gun and why isn’t the background a schoo-

[@totty8310]

That's... a little too specific. U ok?

[@MinisculeBug]

"ASMR stands for Arkham Sanitarium Method Relaxation"

[@evanweil9600]

Miniscule Bug "I told you to tell 'em that you was in a sanitarium, not sanitation, sanitarium"- Tony Montana

[@jackslate4593]

Miniscule Bug hahaa

[@darkkiller768]

***** gross

[@lukadejanovic9855]

***** why are you fucking that movie? Why would you fuck any movie, in fact?

[@tomstalley3179]

Miniscule Bug actually - Arkham Sanitarium Meditation Relaxation

[@Wildclaw778]

Friend: So what do you do to relax? Me: Watch a man-fish scalp a pineapple. Friend: 0.0

[@insomnophile7287]

That's why I keep my asmr habit a secret. Nobody needs to know what I watch a man do on the Internet with pineapples.

[@Mta92193]

You should keep a tab of porn open so you can switch to that if someone comes in, it'll be easier to explain

[@Burnsyx95]

Mta92193 not original in the sightest...

[@Mta92193]

Burnsy Did I ever claim that it was original?

[@jEFFIsTheSwaggiestManOnEarth]

***** HE'S NOT AN ALIEN, HE'S A DEEP ONE. A DEEP ONE!

[@BlueLillyyy]

i forgot the name of the video and typed in fish tomahawks a pineapple

[@marvinluver1]

Should've typed in "Fish demonstrates man slaughter on a pineapple ASMR"

[@BlueLillyyy]

marvinluver1 Lol

[@taylortinkaa9132]

SansTheMemelord hahahaha

[@EpicJXD]

SansTheMemelord Lol just tried searching it to see if it worked. It did. Amazing.

[@Rocklobsta_]

I typed Fish eats a Pineapple

[@TheSmiler116]

Anyone else notice how he picks up his hatchet at the sound if a dog barking at 32:22 ? Lmao

[@mh-53pavelow69]

Pretty sure that’s just breathing

[@brianxdop7510]

2:09

[@statuz4949]

I hear the bark I turned on high volume

[@gumpycube5752]

😂👌🏻

[@Zeny43r]

Lol I heard it

[@AM-hh2jb]

literally no one puts this much efforti nto ASMR videos. Your channel is the best.

[@JSL50X]

Heather Feather's Space Repair and CandyLand ASMR videos have tons of effort put into them. This is one of the most interesting ones i've ever seen, though.

[@DaihatsuCharade1993]

YGS

[@CrazyTaco245]

I just watched a fishman disguised as a doctor brutally bludgeon a wifeless pineapple to death with a blunt hatchet, then procede to consume him. "10/10 would relax again"

[@LY2030.]

hes not a fish man thats a deep one

[@Ty_777]

they all look the same

[@gemx934]

I don't know what he's saying but my ears like it

[@erikat.6683]

Nice

[@264jc618]

Me too

[@themfboat6273]

Same tho

[@lifetheory276]

This is one of the few asmr videos that actually gave me tingles

[@vergil2389]

That's true

[@cactuscraze4877]

Life Theory are you deranged?

[@blue.eyed.bandit]

Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Edit:no I am a very tingly person

[@ShootingStarNeo]

I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.

[@caferreri11]

ShootingStarNeo Buzz Lightyear. Toy Story. Nailed dat reference.

[@insomnophile7287]

"I understood that reference" -Captain America, from The Avengers

[@mollynero7743]

Insomnophile "I dont understand that reference" -Castiel, Supernatural

[@insomnophile7287]

+Molly Nero wins. "is that what you do, just sit around watching pineapples with angels?" Castiel: "I'm not supposed to talk about it." - supernatural (err, paraphrasing...)

[@JuanZiAmaya]

"I like big butts and I cannot lie" Juan Amaya 2015

[@BWithey-1]

you so some of the strangest ASMR videos and I love them for that Subscribed

[@EphemeralRift]

logcabinElectric Why thank you. I try my best to just do my own thing..

[@SWicKLives]

Ephemeral Rift Please keep doing it.

[@Sinclair0ntheair]

+Ephemeral Rift do you have the microphones in the gloves ?

[@tangerineman27]

HELLO I COME FROM 2018! at 30:58 he literally tells us about an event that takes place involving Charley Carl waking Lord Cthulhu! three years ago he had that video planned... AMAZING. he essentially says Charley went missing and he was really sad they couldn't find him. he thinks he went to find the Sleeping Lord Cthulhu. AND he made a video about Charley coming back from waking Cthulhu this year!

[@abyssprimus]

TangerineMan27 Holy shit... Rift is a Legit Genius

[@tangerineman27]

I wonder how many years ahead he’s already planned

[@gemndiamonds6425]

HMMM

[@domo9370]

I'm from October 31

[@fey265]

LoL I came From 2019 Dude

[@joseangelfigueroa5682]

Absolutely nobody: Me: my alien from Area 51 giving me tingles at 3:am

[@yomamastacos2123]

sorry, I don't speak Italian

[@yomamastacos2123]

Lionel Teh Gamer its a quote from spongebob

[@ForestDwellingWretch]

YoMamasTacos I don't speak Alien fish.

[@R0ckst4r0ck3r]

ItAlien

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

Sorry I don't speak. *I T A L I C S*

[@czapalac14]

I like your profile pic

[@hermetickitten]

This is such a unique, relaxing experience. I admire your personal style, always so different and open to new elements. You radiate a special energy and for sharing your inner glow, I must thank you. Thank you for being so special! Hugs -Kiki

[@EphemeralRift]

Hermetic Kitten Thank you Kiki.

[@evogarciagaming6791]

+Hermetic Kitten Wow, Hermetic Kitten here! I guess the ASMR world is a sweet feedback one.

[@vrius3335]

He put him out of his depression permanently, by removing his brain so he can no longer have feelings. Amazing!

[@SomewhatClassyGoose]

yes

[@picklesonticklestone5220]

entry for q1 of 2024: balls

[@colizai1689]

Lol same its sad

[@Besismes]

*when no one will see your comment in the pineapples comment section so u just make a comment yourself*

[@picklesonticklestone5220]

@@Besismes lol

[@theforwardsentinel5705]

Lol what a coincidence

[@Pineappleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

I’m still scarred

[@tob_mb3736]

Anyone that puts bow ties on fruit, has got my respect.

[@sugarhoney365]

i put my uniform tie on a watermelon

[@TheWiseCollector]

Bow ties are cool

[@u_u-x_x]

You Can Also Search This As Fish Alien Slaughters A Pineapple Edit:omg :o 363 likes

[@Valleyy__]

+TheUnfortunateFurry OMG YOU CAN I JUST DID AND THATS WHAT CAME UP lol

[@Turnip0739]

The future is now.

[@sswwaann1]

Probably cause its tagged...

[@lackingfragz2251]

how did you find that out?

[@cngel]

+BigFatChunky he took it from someone else

[@jimfuscaldo924]

99.9% sure I just watched pineapple murder

[@noticks9010]

32:30 When you just finish arguing with your parents and your mom hears you mumble something under your breath

[@lavarandrews5565]

Lmao facts

[@jordananimationsyt579]

Lmao WHY DO YOU PNLY HAVE 5 FRRAKING LIKE MY GUY I AM READY TO CREAT 500 ACOUNTS AND LIKE YOUR COMMENT MY DUDE

[@21gameschamp12]

I feel like Rifty has killed someone before

[@Chedda_goblin]

Charlie (carl)?

[@guidelining3526]

Ikr

[@jordhancoward8971]

then he ate the inside of whoever it was

[@MysteriumArcanum]

he ate their liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti (kudos to whoever gets that reference)

[@Bubbashammer]

Silence of the lambs

[@recruityboiii4485]

Diagnostic this pineapple has a SPLITTING headache

[@lord_saggerton7016]

Badum tss

[@ForestDwellingWretch]

Justice Gsell this is a pine apple of a few words..........................

[@Valleyy__]

Justice Gsell oh wow XD I get it his head got split open

[@BlueLillyyy]

Justice Gsell AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@jdmay777]

DA DUM CHSSS!!

[@athenaatwar475]

He looks like he's really starting to relax at 14:25.

[@nojourneywithin]

5 years later and i still come back to this when i cant sleep. Thank you for many a relaxation

[@cino6173]

I think I watched this 30 - 40 times. And I always get Tingels, he is a god.

[@themastergamer4117]

+Cinobra Me too lol.

[@AnnoyingOrange420]

Cthulu Fthagen

[@themastergamer4117]

cutulalu fatang?

[@fromtheleafsm8649]

+Themaster gamer cthulu fthagen??? wtf XD

[@tonoornottono]

+don't rush the child Cthulu Fthagen. It's a reference to the Ancient One known as Cthulu in lovecraftian works.

[@ulti5343]

I just watched a fish man eat out a pineapple... Cool...

[@defectmogeko1072]

a deep one you moron.

[@defectmogeko1072]

your as dumb as a mogeko.😐

[@gabrielbot6823]

+Defect Mogeko your KZbin last name is dumb then smart ass

[@Dumb_Name_69]

+Defect Mogeko even his playlist are retarded jesus

[@kouuraki1390]

Defect Mogeko it Seems your mother took drugs to make you defective Good You deserve it

[@hartraton7542]

so...I understand people who think Asmr is strange...

[@coopertrosclair9085]

HartRaton we are one with the meme

[@apiocosmico833]

Well... If life gives you Pineapples

[@themafiademon4077]

Find de wae/▪-▪/ De wae \'-'/

[@jaba48]

he is out there explaining the Fnaf:sister's location lore while eating a pineapple

[@Hey.It.sOkay5728]

*Ethan

[@davymartini64]

"Please no" -Ethan Pineapple 1984-2015

[@don-lf4lt]

13:24 shit just got real son

[@plushalfling9971]

I can only imagine solder from tf2 saying that XD

[@don-lf4lt]

PlusHalfling mann up ladies..

[@plushalfling9971]

+Docta maggot!

[@JesusChrist-dd8ux]

+PlusHalfling this is my world!

[@plushalfling9971]

+christian thomas you are not welcome in my WORLD!

[@mookiemorjax]

Holy crap! I've never felt so much sympathy for a pineapple in my life!

[@johnpaton7900]

M

[@blue.eyed.bandit]

M

[@fiinalky9880]

M

[@fbi3579]

Where did he get SCP-049's doctor bag?

[@TheInfiniteLandscapes]

U watch lord bung u have my respect

[@captainzigzag3616]

During the raid

[@fbi3579]

@@captainzigzag3616 haha

[@fbi3579]

@@TheInfiniteLandscapes still waiting for infinite ikea part 2 bro

[@TheInfiniteLandscapes]

@@fbi3579 lord bung needs to fix his lazy ass and complete it Xd

[@GruntSquad92]

uuurgh, omg!! at 10:40, when he made that injection. I was not prepared. I did my studies minding my own buisness, and suddenly i hear that sound and my entire body crooked backwards reflexively. And i groaned so loud, my room mate thought that I ejaculated for no reason.

[@duckyduck915able]

Hnnnnng

[@Whydoesthissitesuck]

+GruntSquad92 That's hot

[@xXHiddleStonerXx]

+duckyduck915able lollllllllll

[@RockyLXXXVIII]

+GruntSquad92 All your likes are for the random ejaculation

[@saritafresita]

+GruntSquad92 IM SCREECHING BAHAHAH

[@rodioni6393]

Dammn Sponge Bob's gunna be pissed

[@Chronas9.9]

oh please that little shit dont give a fuck

[@rodioni6393]

+Chronas 9.9 Lol

[@mr.marcelli7607]

lol

[@Chronas9.9]

channel5980 whoa bro chill!!!!

[@Wooze100]

Who lives in a- um... oh... well spongebob you are homeless now

[@TotallyGreenHD]

relaxation of ETHAN BRADBERRY

[@addressunknown5629]

fuck yes

[@TheHanako]

You sir have won the internet

[@Gastrodon212]

SLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMIIIINNNNN

[@Blank587]

+charliechambers your profile pic fits with your comment almost too well.

[@dimitriosspanos9944]

ded meme

[@Incubishhh]

so strange to see doctor dave in such a casual space, hes even speaking his native language. such an interesting guy.

[@blue.eyed.bandit]

Yes. I too suffer depression but I am getting through it using these videos.🥰🥰🥰😊😊😊

[@snakedude2224]

Rest In Peace Ethan 15:40 May your soul pass on into the after life, and may we never forget you.

[@spacewhona1121]

Nah I’m chillin right here guys... in human form...

[@adrianzepeda3447]

Wow....he was crying.

[@erickandfriends]

No pineapples were harmed in the making of this video.

[@michaelparker3412]

ImPopular Bayz debatable. Lol

[@billymays1795]

Not on screen, but off screen.... That's a different story.

[@jackslate4593]

ImPopular Bayz well..not physically

[@Blades11c]

ImPopular Bayz Deep One Dave only ate his brains. NBD.

[@alexanderhunt2191]

Apart from that one which was brutally murdered with a hatchet

[@Inquisitor_Jeff]

I have never been confused and relaxed at the same time before. Lol

[@lord_saggerton7016]

It's a Rift, why don't you jump in?

[@LY2030.]

Its a Deep One.

[@beksh4047]

That feeling when you watch this video in 2020

[@skuffie_k]

was gonna like it but then I realized it's 2021 now

[@jul14ns15]

No way 2020 was 4 years ago

[@a.j.p8592]

Wtf am I watching I just witnessed a pineapple be slaughtered by a alien But it was really relaxing lmao

[@senior_meme8311]

Sorry if i come off as rude but it's not an alien i just googled it up 2 minutes ago. I found out that they are called: "THE DEEP ONES" from HP Lovecrafts Cthulu lore.

[@Hannah-pn1bx]

Ikr

[@Sskylarrk]

My I correct your grammar as it is AN alien not A alien :)

[@partypineapple6208]

Please help me why did I watch this

[@johannesb7013]

That gibberish of that alien. I like it. I like it a lot

[@LY2030.]

IT'S NOT GIBBERISH AND ITS NOT A FUCKING ALIEN ITS A DEEP ONE

[@usaussie81]

Amethyst, You don't have to yell... anyway, yeah Jonny B, it's kind of nice to listen to. I thought it was strange though, in his other videos when he's wearing that mask, he just talks normally, I don't like that as much.

[@senior_meme8311]

That my friend is called Italian.

[@Reverend_Revenant]

1:08 Pineapple dandruff.

[@luishuerta7282]

DeadDudeGaming lol

[@graceroden2061]

DeadDudeGaming lmao so hard

[@angelmontes7454]

DeadDudeGaming i

[@saucydad693]

DeadDudeGaming One Giant Chunk

[@opheliasun4918]

😂😂😂

[@LilithLucy4]

Idk why I always come to back to this video when I need to sleep. Your very talented at what you do, but I think this is a strange video for me to find so relaxing😂

[@Silhouette93]

Ethan looks so placid and relaxed. Where do I sign up?

[@Rabbachino]

for the full body and *deep* scalp massage?

[@ethanzobian]

Private Information How could you tell what I looked like while watching this?

[@wendelllh3]

They've installed tiny cameras in your house and have also replaced all your loved ones with impostors. Don't trust anyone or anything and kill on sight. May Cthulu protect you

[@Plantdaddygardenman]

I read this as flaccid and relaxed xD

[@jEFFIsTheSwaggiestManOnEarth]

Private Information I mean, i could do the rusty axe part for free. my number is 0800 - luvnuts -3445

[@helenthenor]

#RIPEthanPineapple2015 One to be remembered.

[@ConstableBooty]

Bob Shoobie Maybe Bethany was the Watermelon.

[@xpertthief9]

Bob Shoobie insert "see you agian"

[@phoenixgaming6309]

Like if u cry evry time

[@landedhoaxer]

Rip in piece

[@RSRemington]

Why did I see #RIPE than Pineapple at first? Lol.

[@rachaelskipper2828]

I love your creativity .. Love the effort and thought you put into your videos ❤️

[@jackslate4593]

Rachael Skipper you sound like a girl who actually cares about those things...can i have your number

[@geekynet]

jack slate has some wicked middle school game

[@Spooder-Man]

😂^^^

[@gakulon]

***** ER is playing a Deep One from the Lovecraft universe

[@plaguedoctor8180]

ASMR stands for Arkham Sanitarium Method Relaxation, an advanced series of treatments used to help those suffering with anxiety, depression, panic attacks, PTSD and much more. *Pulls out Axe at **13:50** and starts chopping at skull* PTSD TREATMENT

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

You've clearly never heard of exposure therapy.

[@parker-boy98]

26:40 I like his singing

[@ForestDwellingWretch]

In his little lore, Dave likes heavy rock or “metal” as he called it, Metallica etc, same thing at the begging of the video, Metallica also has songs about kuthulu so it’s honestly a perfect fit. damn now I feel like the rift version of a weeb

[@dogedog8686]

Me too

[@ThePrehistoricMaster]

Rest in pieces Mr Pineapple -_-

[@ToastFGC]

Lol thank God it wasn't me

[@that1txllguy]

I taught the alien I liberated from area 51 how to do asmr

[@davidjavier2152]

Uncle E literally disappears into the roles he plays and I just admire that so much

[@sugarhoney365]

9:07 was that an exploding vibrator

[@Uncle-Dark]

Sonic screw drivet

[@Hannah-pn1bx]

I think your joking but if your not just ...just go gooo awwway

[@spawner2469]

No he's just compensating for something, it IS a gamble.

[@Bone20647]

it just... launches... up there.... like a... a... rocket.

[@eeskm2420]

No mate that would hurt some ass it’s a doctor who sonic screwdriver x

[@IndigenousRealGuy]

Emphermial Rift: Excuse me what? Dr T: TECHNICAL JoJo: Illusion 100

[@honeyyboy]

Am I seeing things or is this comment extremely weird and confusing

[@BigManAis]

@@honeyyboy You need to have watched all 3 of those channels for kt to make sense

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

@@BigManAis I've seen Dr. T and I'm assuming that the illusion 100 thing is similar.

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

Also, @NotPlebis amazing profile picture.

[@wolfyboy]

Uncle E: *grabs raincoat* Uncle E's wife: "it's not raining, what do you need the raincoat for?" Uncle E: *looks at raincoat* "my motives are beyond your comprehension"

[@paigemurphy109]

Three years ago I discovered ASMR. After some time scrolling through the big channels, such as ASMR Darling, Whispers Red, etc, I came across this video. Being me, I instantly clicked. I was like "what the hell is this?" But I liked it. So I started looking through your channel. Paul, let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, thank you. This insane world I live in is a little more bearable because for the last three years, I've fallen asleep to your videos. The creativity, the props, the execution of the videos, its all incredible. You are the highlight of my nights, and without you, the world would be a much more boring place. Thank you for being you. Happy 7 years on youtube, and hopefully many more. ❤

[@Comrade_does_stuff]

ER: *brings out Ethan the Pineapple* Me: I LOV- ER: *cuts the top of him off* Me trying not to cry: NOOO

[@leashy666]

I wonder why this isn't on your spotify anymore. :(

[@nakoete8521]

It's amazing to think that I, a man who watches aliens talking to and slaughtering pineapples, beat presidents, lawyers, and the man who could cure cancer to the egg.

[@defectmogeko1072]

?

[@Wachtos]

Dafuq are u talking about

[@rarecrom]

+STFUImBigBoned finish your sentence please

[@chinatsuyoshikawa8398]

what

[@PowerSlayer777]

xD by the looks of it, I'm the only one who got that

[@redeagle7304]

I just realized he pulled out the 11th doctors sonic screwdriver.

[@olihallworth1445]

There should be subtitles that translate what the Deep One is saying, that would be cool.

[@phoenixgaming6309]

I actually looked for that.

[@SupSheepey]

Subtitles take an ungodly amount of time to make, it would definitely slow down his upload schedule, and some viewers like me only listen to the audio when trying it fall asleep. But, in theory, that would be nice.

[@EnsignFuntimes]

Besides do you know how hard it is to translate Deep One without consulting Cthulhu himself? And he's been asleep for the last 7 millennia (approx.) in R'yleh. Cthulhu F'thang

[@ciphymasterofmedia9104]

I have subtitles. In my mind. Try watching his movements when he talks and you can kind of understand what exsactly he is saying. Not that hard

[@rizler9007]

WHERE IS THE MICROPHONE ?! D:

[@C43P9]

Rizler900 On the backside of the pineapple. He did something like this earlier, with a pumpkin.

[@yeyemeng2299]

Behind the pineapple.

[@XxDarkLightWolfxX]

Inside the pineapple.

[@weemps.]

Inside my colon

[@caleb-hb9bf]

It is the pineapple.

[@yepperridoodle]

Did u know that pineapples r just berries stuck together? So Ethan is rlly just 1 of the berries in the bigger Ethan's

[@yepperridoodle]

Or just a lot of Ethans

[@carovokorasaal275]

A horde of Ethans

[@jedstubbs7333]

did u know humans are just cells together? So we are just 1 cell in a bigger thing. logic

[@Valleyy__]

TheJCGsquad nope I didn't know that

[@yepperridoodle]

jed stubbs everyone knows that

[@essenceth_777]

Can't believe it's already been 6 years since this masterpiece was posted.

[@NCYiclan]

I wonder what people would think if they looked from your window. :>

[@clementcachico5240]

I believe he was recording in his basement... So no window.

[@Pythois]

I'm sure you should be wondering why there people looking through your window

[@kitchingbing0545]

32:23 is his reaction to somebody looking through his window

[@Ryan-di2kw]

What the fuck am I doing with my life

[@hiimsneezo802]

+❤Kitsune Goddess❤ I love ice cream cake.

[@lucario6217]

+❤Kitsune Goddess❤ u r,sexy

[@lucario6217]

+❤Kitsune Goddess❤ hi

[@lucario6217]

+❤Kitsune Goddess❤ how r u

[@lucario6217]

+❤Kitsune Goddess❤ we should text 😅 my bad aqward

[@Demon_SXZ]

Wife): walks in bedroom... Wtf are u doing as a monster and a pineapple Er) : leave me ALONE I'M DOING ASMR

[@J_C_May]

ER: leave me alone...im doing..A..S..M..R...

[@Santsuhi]

Demon Tar Why this reminds me of Hostel?

[@daintypaint3686]

This was the first ASMR video I ever watched about 4 or 5 years ago… Could not have had a better introduction

[@franklinlaws498]

As much as I love Dave, I don't think I'll be going to him for a physical anytime soon.

[@cino6173]

Who is here 2018? I remember when he uploaded it, the best video ever!

[@velasco_128]

Who's here 2019?

[@numbundy8078]

2019 for me

[@urara1966]

I love your ideas. I got a smile and relax. Thank you. My friend. Yes, you are good.;)

[@liaffaillfs6160]

25:45 Me : Looks through window Me : Sees person in fish costume dancing Me: Surprised Me: Sees pinapple Me: Sees axe and fork in the pineapple Vegetarians :

[@garrold7123]

Your comment: "vegetarians: ... *Fucking emptyness* "

[@liaffaillfs6160]

@@garrold7123 Lol

[@diavolofate1866]

Huh

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

I hear a chainsaw, and I'm pretty sure I heard a shotgun rack.

[@Jx_xD]

RIP Ethan da pineapple 2015-2015

[@kaylacochran1734]

Child- mommy what's that banging sound in the basement? Mom- it's just dad dressed in a alien fish monster suit beating the shit out of a pineapple

[@creepy4893]

i want a lyric video of this

[@jaredprovost2002]

Alright here's what I could get. "Cthulhu ftaghn"

[@Valleyy__]

+TheJCGsquad same

[@freddy8711]

Jamie Petty chungagalahgugddsrfjohgudufkgfubtbigfhgufycugfugigufigbuhyfu

[@L4rsEdits]

I’ve been trying to find this video for 3 years 😭 I remembered watching it during quarantine and while I was doing assignments online, I fell asleep and after that I couldn’t find it anywhere😂 my search is finally over 💪🏻

[@theeldritchlibrarian]

ER, yours is the best channel on KZbin. I wish I had a clever comment to make, but all I really want to say is that I love the weird, off-kilter universe where all your characters live.

[@theeldritchlibrarian]

Also, I really kinda figured the Deep Ones for carnivores rather than omnivores. Is it exclusively anthropomorphic pineapples that the batrachian beings enjoy?

[@honkermuckbonker]

When you’re doing random stuff home alone and here something 32:23

[@ZenoNock]

I just noticed that we are Ethan but we are put in the POV of the person that is (possibly tied to a chair) witnessing the horrific incident.

[@johnlennon2202]

2:15 I guess Ethan believes in Cthulhu