The Relaxation of Ethan Pineapple [ ASMR ]

A Deep One from Innsmouth who specializes in ASMR has invited Mr. Pineapple over to help him relax ever since the disappearance of his wife Margaret has sent him into a deep and dark state of depression.
ASMR stands for Arkham Sanitarium Method Relaxation, an advanced series of treatments used to help those suffering with anxiety, depression, panic attacks, PTSD and much more.
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[@yomamastacos2123]

sorry, I don't speak Italian

[@jamesrose2459]

I don't feel that "The Relaxation of Ethan Pineapple [ ASMR ]" is fitting... maybe it should be "The brutal lobotomising and horrific consumption of an innocent fruit who had just lost his wife [ ASMR ]"

[@ShootingStarNeo]

I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.

[@riles8435]

Ethan is actually screaming in pain throughout the entire video. He just screams at a frequency too high for us to hear

[@iSubZero100]

It's weird to see Ethan as a Pineapple. He's such a charismatic guy.

[@rickyasmr]

I'd like to think Ethan died a happy relaxed pineapple.

[@joshv9968]

Anyone else watching this in the year 2023?

[@MinisculeBug]

"ASMR stands for Arkham Sanitarium Method Relaxation"

[@souravroy3104]

It's his real face.

[@Rocketpoweredmonke]

Warning: some images may be disturbing to some viewers, viewer discretion is advised.

[@Pineappleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

wtf

[@DefianceUFG]

Daughter: "Mom where's dad?"

[@pt6812]

32:23

[@CisumAPRAT]

15:39

[@Pigeon1235]

15:27

[@dekudude8888]

What happens when a pineapple aspires to become human? Well, for starters, he gets his brain scooped out and eaten by a doctor who is part of a species of merfolk from Innsmouth. Rift Lore, everyone

[@silentreaper786]

Anyone else notice how he picks up his hatchet at the sound if a dog barking at

[@smh_240]

Oh my god.

[@don-lf4lt]

13:24

[@ktpleb]

Barber Alien Doctor: whatchu want