The Remarkable Way We Eat Pizza - Numberphile

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Cliff Stoll discusses a "Remarkable Theorem", Gaussian curvature and pizza.
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Postscript note from Cliff: "Cliff says he forgot to mention that at each point, he calls an outward going curve positive, and an inward going curve negative. He also neglected to say that saddle points have negative Gaussian curvature. Finally, he insists that the frozen pizza shown in this video is inferior to his wife's homemade pizza. But both have zero Gaussian curvature."
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[@Citiesinmotionplayer]

I didn't even know that a person could even be this excited.

[@slymmajoul6011]

i think he's mad or something....

[@LordOfFlies]

See his klein bottle videos...

[@pinaz993]

Wait till you see him talk about Klein bottles. OOOOH BOY!

[@Citiesinmotionplayer]

A friend just linked me to the Klein Bottle video... he got even more excited there, lol

[@John-Laird]

The Klein bottle video was great.

[@DougLas-og4vq]

"Mum, Grandad is drawing on the food again!"

[@WateverWatever04]

+ 😂😂👏

[@churrocharcharm]

Doug Las Lol, not again!

[@CombraStudios]

Said no math enthusiast grandchild ever

[@Spicy_Taco69]

i laugh so harddddddd

[@acassiopeia6439]

"MUUUUUUUM, GRANDAD'S BLOWING MY MIND AGAIN! I JUST WANTED SOME PIZZA!"

[@toastghost9145]

I have seen this man, who is reportedly a physicist, work as a mathematician, robotics engineer, computer programmer, historical restorationist, knitter, weaver, amateur glassblower, and businessman. I don't even have a proper response to that, except that I'm not sure I'd be surprised if it turns out he was also a master thief or astronaut or anything else, too.

[@jbt-qu6lm]

If you count hacking as theft?

[@dinidusamaranayake3266]

Jack of all trades idk

[@makytondr8607]

He also speaks Chinese lol

[@michaelibrahim9275]

A true Renaissance man

[@uniqueusername_]

jbt 7493 Given those skills, he’s essentially already a master thief.

[@jakobiia]

This saved my degree in pizza engineering.

[@James-le8gd]

Yes i got my phd on biomedical quantum pizza engineering and now work at Domino's

[@OrangeC7]

@@James-le8gd Did your PhD include the Domino Effect?

[@alphazetavr1888]

OrangeC7 omg that hurt my mental health

[@youngflamer1667]

Cool. The university I'm working in is developing the technology outpizza the hut.

[@use2l]

@@youngflamer1667 but... you can't outpizza the hut! it's impossible!

[@DrScrubbington]

Why can't all math teachers be as hyped as this guy?

[@tacojiminez7243]

Because most math teachers failed at being something else so they became math teachers. You have to wonder what the world would be like if math teachers, at every grade level, were more similar to this guy and the others featured on this channel.

[@jameskinard]

+Taco Jiminez I feel like you have had bad math teachers, because I have had math teachers who are as excited as the guy.

[@antoniolewis1016]

Pay them more than retail workers and they'll be much more hyped.

[@jameskinard]

+Antonio Lewis Truth

[@BerryTheBnnuy]

They can't be as hyped as him because they aren't Cliff Stoll...This man was the first person to ever track down and catch a hacker. Dozens of dial up proxies spanning the globe and he caught the guy! He in college when his campus broke out in anti-Vietnam war protests. The police were teargasing the crowd... and he was climbing the stairs inside the campus's clock tower to get above the fray... He's seen and done so many things. When your life is full of excitement, how can you not be excited about life?

[@jgallantyt]

I absolutely love this guy. His passion can make you feel excited about any topic. I really really enjoy watching him.

[@numberphile]

+jgallantyt thanks. More with Cliff coming soon

[@Pattonator14]

he was just a little bit much for me. I feel exhausted

[@Helghastl33t]

+Smokestacks Not me, I'm exited about pizza maths now!

[@Sirlegna]

Everyone seems to love this guy. I am with this group too!

[@RainaRamsay]

I would support a channel that was nothing but Cliff Stoll being excited about things. Stollophile?

[@esejsnake1503]

"Pizzas don't like to do that." Thank you for letting me know.

[@DDvargas123]

pizzas dont wanna disappoint gauss

[@bunnybro5977]

Pizza harassment is a serious crime

[@aditimuthkhod1252]

1000th like yayyy, btw what does the comment say?

[@imnotdaredevil3714]

gauss knocked at every door and slapped everyones pizza out their hand til they ate it right. a real hero that guy

[@B-Man-69]

Yeah but his curvature would need to be at Italy

[@mebthegirl3377]

An orange is an orange, a banana is a banana, but a bagel is a torus.

[@IsuAsenjo]

He said sphere for orange >D

[@CJBurkey]

Yeah, he did.

[@mebthegirl3377]

+Isu Asenjo Haha I didn't notice that

[@ChadieRahimian]

racism

[@levoGAMES]

#BagleLivesMatter

[@Meanie010]

"Honey, why does all the food have sharpie marks on it?" - "Gauss..."

[@pluff.]

legend has it that 2 years after this comment was posted he's still going on about gauss

[@LumenArty]

@@pluff. and 2 months after that

[@laur9251]

@@LumenArty and 2 weeks after that

[@VeryUniqueUsername]

and 23 hours after that

[@pseudotaco]

@@VeryUniqueUsername And 3 days after that

[@hadierturk4693]

This enthusiastic math grandpa made my day.

[@SuperNetworkJoe]

I like how he just calmly pulls out: A Bagel A Banana An Orange

[@enzoqueijao]

Do you freak out when pulling Bagels Bananas Orange ?

[@elfro1237]

enzo queijão You Don’t?

[@darylcatpiss]

And draws on them

[@SuperNetworkJoe]

@@darylcatpiss 4 years later

[@Perririri]

And a marker

[@experiment506]

If you ever want to be happy in life, find something and love it as much as this guy loves geometry.

[@georgehiggins1320]

topology

[@jeetlodaya775]

Cant agree more

[@bubbleworld4172]

... or get a pizza. Pizza is disk-shaped happiness!

[@juliussoldan4016]

experiment506 True😂😂

[@vvvvvv66666]

George Higgins klien bottles

[@shinjinobrave]

But can you make a pizza in the shape of a Klein Bottle?

[@Piineapple.]

I'll immediatly try this at home

[@nairbil]

A klein bottle has only one side. So then you'd have cheese and toppings on every side whereas a normal pizza has cheese and toppings on 'top' but crust on the 'bottom'. I could see how this might become a messy dilemma.

[@kuro13wolf]

+nairbil Not in 3D though, his Klein bottles have two sides.

[@nairbil]

No, there's still only one side, but it has one self-intersection.

[@SuperKamiRose]

+Hundersoft thank you

[@AverageGeek]

This guy is our dimension's Rick

[@dogiz6952]

To be fair...

[@Abdega]

But what happened to his Morty?

[@kierstanfaulks]

Average Geek rick isn't excited about science thougj

[@dan271291]

He doesn't seem depressed enough to be a Rick.

[@kierstanfaulks]

The Green Llama ^^

[@lucaslucas191202]

I love how he starts whispering "Curvature stays the same" XD 5:15

[@lucisveritas]

They need to make this into merch

[@o_-_o]

For him math is meth.

[@42scientist]

Hmm this is meant to represent something

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Cliff is just…the greatest :)

[@VicvicW]

Meth error

[@JGeMcL]

he never forgets to carry the toke.

[@workhardism]

Rumor is he once got fired from a job for coming tp work with algebra on his breath.

[@EggwardPolska]

I love this man's enthusiasm :D

[@MrSheepFetus]

I do too. Him as a math teacher... = GREAT GRADES

[@EggwardPolska]

MrSheepFetus Exactly! And even better, he would even motivate me to learn math or physics! That's already something in my case, as I'm not motivated at all.

[@uzairm3816]

this guy is Awesome!! I wish all math teachers were like this

[@rexammus]

Garcio ツ yaaas so true

[@jachim69]

A class taught by Cliff Stoll and Richard Feynman would blow my mind.

[@AlexKing-tg9hl]

All the people on numberphile love math but this guy is different. He loves math so much that some might call it crazy. I call it smart.

[@danielfgri6821]

Find someone who loves you the way this man loves math

[@XenophonSoulis]

Wow

[@baerververgaert1308]

I could not handle that amount of love.

[@conde_bathory]

Find someone who loves you the way Cliff loves both Möbius strips and Klein bottles.

[@genericusername4206]

@@conde_bathory and stopping hackers

[@kackers]

this guy seems absolutely crazy and it's amazing

[@apothecurio]

In my mental list of best people on earth (includes bob ross and Bill nye) Cliff stoll is in that list too.

[@theparadigm8149]

@@apothecurio How many people are on that list?

[@CatastrophicalPencil]

This man does two things to me. 1. I become hungry. 2. I experience joy.

[@agustinvenegas5238]

+Ivan Rodriguez if Marijuana makes you interested in math, yes

[@vonbongen9363]

mathrijuana

[@Reece983]

+agustin venegas it definitely does

[@nal8503]

Try studying on a smaller dose.

[@agustinvenegas5238]

Reece983 can you send me some of that? i'd find it useful now as the semester its about to end

[@miyukiteishi9051]

"I'll draw a line here: *ZHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUP*."

[@GTERROR_Gaming]

This is so entertaining An old man filled with so much energy talking about random stuff, No fillers, no silence just straight to the point, ITS EVEN ENJOYABLE FOR A TEENAGER

[@WatchmakerErik]

Today, a bagel got ruined, for mathematics.

[@montanajace]

I came to the comments solely to find this comment, and it was first. Thank you for understanding my pain.

[@adoyaben]

Today his lunch got ruined, for mathematics

[@fartzinwind]

Some sacrifice is necessary

[@kamoroso94]

It was probably stale.

[@ishwar8119]

Sometimes, you have to make sacrifices...

[@andrewmorris483]

This guy is nuts. I like him

[@GameCyborgCh]

he is probably the founder of tha gauss fan club

[@JasonPikachu]

+Villager Number 35 Klein Bottle*

[@michaelbauers8800]

I consider Gauss one of the greatest mathematicians. And back then, mathematicians usually contributed to other sciences, and Gauss was pretty prolific it seems like

[@kennethsizer6217]

BUT is this a causal relationship, or merely correlated?

[@mentilly_all]

This guy is nuts. I don't like him.

[@davidoswald2125]

Cliff: watch this Cliff: flips over banana My baked self: woah

[@mattsnyder4754]

“Honey.... why is there sharpie on all our groceries?”

[@s0smaster]

*G A U S S*

[@X-3K]

This guy is so entertaining! I want more of him!

[@Scteam2000]

Me too. What I like about him is he is always so excited about whatever he's talking about.

[@if3660]

He seems like a happier version of doc brown.

[@BrotherAlpha]

"I want more of him!" I agree. I also want pizza.

[@DeDeNoM]

You should watch his movie "The KGB, the Computer, and Me". It is about him catching hackers in the late 80s

[@kiankhanh]

+DeDeNoM I studied Artificial Intelligence and Computer Science, because I love Math and Computers! I have my own company developing as a Software Developer! I will watch it asap!

[@cuaroz5808]

An orange = A sphere A bagel = A torus A pizza = A flat surface A banana = A banana

[@katiekatie6289]

Banana is the mathematical term for the shape.

[@matthewludivico1714]

Banana is maybe a deformed sphere? Or a deformed cylinder?

[@mfelix2183]

you could model the inside of a banana as a hyperbolic paraboloid... i think. my degree was a while ago now.

[@garveziukas]

I never thought I would enjoy watching somebody drawing lines on random foods

[@FriedrichHerschel]

Sometimes I wonder what math would look like without Gauss. btw: He reminds me of Doc Brown from Back To The Future.

[@Lumberjack_king]

Me too but the mathematician version well he's our dimensions version of him. But sadly he doesn't have a time travel car or a Portal gun but he still has his inventions and Kline bottles

[@dysonjb688]

"Why do we eat pizza the way we do?" Starts explaining negative and positive curvature. Makes sense

[@thegermanpanda6699]

I love the massive amounts of wet cat food cans Albert Catenstien has at 3:05

[@freebirdflytosky3311]

Als Mathematiker würde ich sagen, auch beim kleinen Hunger zwischendurch ist alles eine Frage der Definitionsmenge. Kennst du Mad Max2?

[@thegermanpanda6699]

Wow this comment got a lot of likes...

[@gristlevonraben]

maybe he has a lot of cats. I like cats too.

[@hoytevanhoytema2660]

Kid -Grandpa why are there lines on the.. Grandpa - CURVITURES

[@FurryDanOriginal]

0:09 I didn't knew that lol

[@afioyhac5432]

i guess u dont know grammar either

[@Laggex_]

Start to live

[@JochCool]

I knew it but I never think of it when eating pizza, lol. But I'm eating pizza this evening so I'm gonna try to think about it

[@user-ge8yn4ql4i]

@@CommissarIbramGaunt yeah, fork and knife was invented for a reason

[@Akniy]

@@user-ge8yn4ql4i who eats pizza with a fork? It's like someone eating KFC with a fork.

[@Rationalific]

I think this also sums up the reason why the spherical Earth cannot be straightened out into a rectangular map without tearing or warping.

[@tomlatz620]

actually all "rectangular" shaped maps have quite a lot of scaling issues. i.e. Greenland looking to be the same size as Africa when in reality ther are not the same sizes

[@Rationalific]

Tom Latz Yeah. The scaling you are talking about falls under what I called "warping" above.

[@tomlatz620]

i think i misread yours sorry for the confusion haha

[@Rationalific]

Tom Latz No problem! I think we meant the same thing, but just said it in slightly different ways.

[@GravelLeft]

I thought the same thing!

[@cianmattern1896]

Numberphile is the only channel that can make going simple maths on a banana logical

[@cianmattern1896]

Going---> * doing

[@pirouz8042]

I love how my professor gives us extra credit in quizzes for watching these videos lol

[@ShaynaPulley]

Clicked on a random KZbin video, accidentally learned math. You're more effective than any teacher I've ever met.

[@NatiPerPerdereNPP]

Watching this at 2x speed, it's about a crazy old man scribbling on food

[@pinkgnu]

just watched it at 1x speed, and i've got something to tell you

[@aidengajewski]

pinkgnu I literally just laughed for 3 mins straight

[@keriezy]

I'm laughing without even trying it

[@SgtKOnyx]

Why adjust the speed? It's the same at 1x.

[@superposition2644]

How do you adjust the speed?

[@billygarvey633]

I love this guy. I could watch him draw on bagels all day

[@andrewconcentrates4493]

A real life Doctor Emmet Brown

[@rascalflats5227]

Clifford Stoll is an enthusiastic genius in every sense of the word.

[@superkillertyler]

The second I saw the thumbnail... "IS THIS THE KLEIN BOTTLE GUY!?"

[@allkinds1069]

same😂😂

[@UriGerhard]

His happiness has no flipside

[@lalalalalalalalal567]

and then click into the video and hear this excited guy talk about pizza... Yep, definitely him!

[@Desmaad]

I was hoping it would be Carlos Séquin.

[@jasongutteridge]

My thought process exactly!

[@superj1e2z6]

I have a sudden urge to grab a marker and mark curvature in any object...

[@j0h00]

It's very normal after watching videos about how curvatures can be used to eat pizza more easily. It seems that drawing curvatures on food is more satisfying than on other objects

[@abcddd580]

It is always either Gauss or Euler! (a throwback to Dr.Grimes' video on "e")

[@omikronweapon]

If you ever need to fake mathematical knowledge, just say "Gauss" or "Euler". Probably like 85% chance it's the right guy.

[@holyreality02]

"now for a torus..." *starts writing on a bagel*

[@johnchessant3012]

Props to Germany for putting Gauss on their money.

[@alexakalennon]

John Chessant 10 Mark

[@lvxorx4230]

Before there was euro

[@leucos2307]

The Gaußian Bell Curve is on it as well :) Sad we don't have it anymore

[@aryanparikh9085]

It also helps that they put their money on Gauss.

[@bigpurpleflower2185]

@@aryanparikh9085 underrated comment of the century

[@workhardism]

The orange and banana made me hungry. He drew on them. I said, "No problem, I wouldn't eat the peel anyway". Then he pulled out the yummy looking bagel....

[@brockbierly]

workhardism Yall eat the bagel peel?

[@LogicA002]

@@brockbierly wait you don't eat the peel of the bagel?????

[@brockbierly]

LogicA002 Why would i it got sharpie all over it

[@enzoqueijao]

@@brockbierly Bro, sharpies are the best part of a bagel

[@yaltschuler]

@@brockbierly I cannot express in words how much I love this reply.

[@mccree8851]

“Mum i want Vsauce” “Darling we have Vsauce at home” Vsauce at home:

[@NintendoSunnyDee]

Oh my lord Cliff is so enthusiastic about maths. I love it.

[@zuludude2]

1 AM, somehow ended up watching this video, now want pizza.

[@PsychoDiesel48]

sounds like a typical day with the late night munchies XD

[@AJarOfYams]

Alexander Krikorian 1AM and 3AM browsing is the best

[@VollkinSea]

how funny... 1 month later it happened again

[@workhardism]

The only thing that didn't get drawn on. Lol.

[@shantanu1007]

Same

[@calebdugan2943]

I only watch this channel for this dude

[@Desuxis]

Same

[@vanillaice4633]

Exactly

[@johnhooyer3101]

Him and Hannah Fry.

[@toshi2623]

I like how instead of simply drawing on the pizza he made an animation with sound effects and everything

[@Beastpig41]

I saved this video just so I can watch cliff eat pizza whenever I want

[@Sheeplie33]

RUN FOR IT MARTY!!

[@TwoToneCapone]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂

[@CullenCraft]

Great Scott!

[@IdkIdk-df1vb]

I have no empathy for the fruits, but I was very worried he would draw on the pizza

[@vivafeverfifa2524]

It wouldn't work because the sauce will jam the marker. Pizza saved!😃

[@bgezal]

An intrinsic property of pizza.

[@InsanoBinLooney]

food racist.

[@abonynge]

Peel the crust off of the bagel where the marks were, problem solved. How is it wasted?

[@KuK137]

Because, gee, you're still throwing perfectly edible pieces away? Also, did you see how much he scrawled on it? You'd need to cut like half of the crust :|

[@ahmedboukhalfa288]

i clicked when i saw the pizza was not dissipointed

[@mvmlego1212]

Who else did a mental "Noooo!" when he started drawing on the bagel?

[@dianebrown3713]

I'm just glad he didn't draw lines on the pizza. :)

[@littleblu33]

This guy is incredible. Do they have a Cliff Stoll playlist on Numberphile yet??

[@numberphile]

+littleblu33 it's in the description

[@RussellColeman]

I don't see any mention of a Cliff Still playlist in the description

[@SSmitar]

No it's not. :-\

[@RealJaybeeMusic]

Smit Ramteke Awwww :(

[@phisicoloco]

Max Warner how is it going?

[@araz5367]

this man looks like maths

[@Frits34000]

Best comment ever!

[@epic_gamerXD12345]

what does this mean im so confused

[@masterspark9880]

But if the perpendicular lines on the inside of the banana are diagonal to it, it will have a positive curvature. Edit: I just learned that you have to pick the minimum and maximum curvature.

[@NolanZewariligon]

It makes sense to pick the directions of extrema because otherwise you could always find a flat curve in the negative curvature regions. If there's a curve A with negative and curve B with positive curvature passing through a point, then you can go through all possible curvatures between the two (including a flat curve) by rotating around that point from A to B.

[@thekitkatking2444]

0:29 that jump actually made my day

[@phoenixoutoftheash]

Isn't that the Klein bottle guy?

[@numberphile]

yep

[@phoenixoutoftheash]

+Numberphile he's awesome

[@catjohnson3975]

+Kitsuneoni klen pizza

[@rae_diant]

I love this guy

[@domino7215]

Think so

[@GhostSamaritan]

Numberphile: Back to the Future Edition

[@taylorross5672]

THAT"S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING!!!!

[@mdbaldanza1831]

Hahaha glad I'm not the only one...

[@Tetrazole]

brought to you by bernie sanders

[@dnedya]

lol

[@manictiger]

1.21 Klein Bottles! Great Scott!

[@kingherold47]

Always happy to see Clifford Stoll.

[@goodgoomba]

Not a week goes past where I don't think about the way he says "Gauss!" at 0:21

[@grandmask]

all i get from this is a guy tat looks like a crazy scientist that is eating pizza and drawing on food

[@tommihommi1]

this guy is doc brown IRL

[@RoberttheWise]

He's the crazy topologist.

[@DB-nr6fo]

I love his videos

[@saifulXY]

I was like "don't you dare draw on that pizza". Then, they showed animation instead. Now I'll be thinking of the guy every time I eat pizzas.

[@lokalnyork]

Quick, tem pay 4 colleg!

[@abdulmuhaimin9780]

math + pizza + this guy = Amazing Video! Everybody agrees. I think.

[@wertyuiop221]

And by negative something we mean the absence of that something, or one negative unit of that something? If it's the first one then we can conclude that the most amazing video is the one that only shows pizza!

[@Blackadder1620]

+Murariu Ciprian it means its on thr opposite side of the number line, you only get positive or negative when you/someone decides a origin. Its affine, just cause i say something is one jas no meaning to the object its just properties of the object we can describe mathematically.

[@saeedvazirian]

There was really no point or purpose to this video. People eat pizza like that so that the contents don't fall, not because of the Gaussian curvature.

[@martind2520]

+Saeed You've missed the point entirely. This video is explaining that the _reason_ the contents don't fall is _because_ of Gaussian curvature.

[@chazozochan6966]

0:03 give this man a prize for cutting a pizzaslice in 1 cut

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

“Pizza doesn’t like to do that” I... okay

[@KayJay01]

"BUT WHAT ABOUT A BANANA!" 1:18

[@KayJay01]

"I'll draw a line here! BJOOP!" 3:02

[@flumsenumse]

"Pizzas don't like to do that" 5:42

[@apotatomaybetwo]

I always love this guy. He's always so happy to talk about anything. He could tell me my whole family died in a fire and I'd ask him to go bowling.

[@gj4312]

Love that beginning. Why do we eat pizza like this? Gauss! And then he starts drawing on a banana. With no context, this word be very strange. And then a bagel. FFS.

[@robrick9361]

I imagine he does this everytime he enters a food store and this video is his court mandated therapy.

[@Dartnix]

I love him. He brings me joy every time.

[@beeble2003]

I hope he left some pizza for Brady!

[@numberphile]

+beeble2003 yep

[@lewismassie]

haha Just go round a guys house, do some maths, film a video and then eat pizza. You're living the life right there

[@Mafiososam]

+Lewis Massie I know just dont forget to eat all the food

[@LevatekGaming]

I’m a simple man, I see a numberphile video with Cliff, I click

[@burnt2611]

Best KZbin recommendation

[@maishamohiuddin297]

this guy is just a pure ray of sunshine, i love it! also im sure your wife's homemade pizza is superior too😂

[@dlee645]

Can you imagine being the wife of this guy? I wonder what she's like.

[@justaway_of_the_samurai]

"Honey, why are there Sharpy marks all over our food?"

[@Jayohennn]

+Dlee645 exactly like him, and they get together and fangirl about theorems constantly Hopefully, because that would be adorable

[@mebthegirl3377]

+Jonathan Pesek You made me so happy for a second

[@Jayohennn]

+mebthegirl ♥️

[@DLMonsteer]

Did he just paint a bagel with a sharpie

[@rad92619711]

"torus" XD

[@abcdefg9213]

I hope they ate the fruit at least

[@Tux.Penguin]

Yes he did! And the orange and the banana! But not the pizza. Seeing him draw on food with a Sharpie was shocking, something I would never do... except for the sake of explaining maths.

[@abonynge]

Why do so many people have a problem with this?

[@abcdefg9213]

+Madra Because 1) So many other people don't have food, so it's not the best thing to waste it with a sharpie 2) It's just annoying because they can't eat it anymore

[@marcosreis7646]

Numberphile guys are always so enthusiastic I imediatelly get interested in the subject

[@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ]

i was eating pizza while watching this video, and finished eating when the video stopped. perfect timing

[@ioncasu1993]

the kids in Africa could've eaten that marker...

[@BBadCraft]

Yours too.

[@ioncasu1993]

The Sauce The kids in Africa could've eaten you...

[@Vrodinee]

+Ash Ketchum racism never stops ash, neither does your odd age stunt

[@plore]

leave

[@caru93]

+Ash Ketchum its not exactly racist. more like.. continentist.

[@jonny5825]

This man right here is the ideal image of a mathematician in my head. I feel like this is me in the future.

[@black_platypus]

I wish for you and the people around you that you're right :D People who can excite themselves and use that to inspire are invaluable to students of all kind :)

[@MiataDriverX]

This man is the teacher we need in schools.

[@at7388]

Gauss already knew how to eat pizza correctly even there was no pizza when he lived.

[@Phi1618033]

As a horticulturalist, I'm thankful that there's mathematics that explains my bananas curvature.

[@saboo_tage]

How can there be so much war and hatred in the world when we have people - heck, even one is enough - like this?

[@ericsbuds]

probably because there are many many other kinds of people that could care less about learning and only act impulsively.

[@ericsbuds]

PapaKay damn, you couldn't be more right.

[@millerturq4418]

+ericsbuds educating everyone wouldn't help violence and terrorism. We are emotional beings.

[@ericsbuds]

MillerTurk forcing people to be educated wouldn't work, no. notice I said the lack of interest in learning was an issue. so you said what I said. we are also a social species. enough people do something and it will become popular.

[@LeGrandSarrazin]

Xyko It's a rhetorical question, not a joke.. regardless.. if it was meant as a joke.. that's sad..

[@AndgaChannel]

KIDS IN AFRICA COULD'VE EATEN THAT POSITIVE CURVATURE

[@barrytone6581]

Don't forget the negative curvarure

[@gramptbeele1966]

@@barrytone6581 bruh the negative curvature would just make them more hungry

[@barrytone6581]

@@gramptbeele1966 that's the point, make their expectations greater for negative curvature!

[@yvesnyfelerph.d.8297]

All they do there thanks to Western aid and medicine is producing ever more kids they cant feed, so I guess the meme is here to stay...

[@JorgetePanete]

@@barrytone6581 curvature*

[@sakurahimari3627]

Me: *enjoy food* Smart people: *takes 30 minutes to eat*

[@Sillimant_]

I maintain Cliff is the best person ever. Looks like if the concept of maths took human form

[@ianciborowski2983]

Pizza is weird, we put it in a square box, made into a circle, cut it into cones/triangles and we eat it inside out!

[@lolioliol360]

And some people (heathens) don't even eat the outermost edge, which is an edible, built-in handle.

[@gdxd7956]

Square boxes are easier and cheaper to make than a round box. "Cheaper" is the key reason for why.

[@connorking984]

+Gustavo XD plus they are easier to pack and ship.

[@ianciborowski2983]

+ElTurbinado oh man wow that was cool so awesome man

[@ishwar8119]

And the crust makes a torus!

[@taylorross5672]

I like the theorem in the video. I dislike the fact that you wrote on a bagel with a magic marker. I get the point of doing that, but the poor bagel can't be eaten now. It spent it's entire shelf life and its time on your countertop waiting to be eaten, now it just gets thrown away.... #BagelsHaveFeelingsToo #SaveOurBagelPopulationFromTrashCans

[@black_platypus]

What do you mean, _can't be eaten_? I'll sacrifice myself, I'll do it, so the bagel shall have his life purpose fulfilled!

[@ArgusStrav]

"but the poor bagel can't be eaten now. " Well, not with that attitude it can't.

[@Meep3692]

But the sharpie said "Non-Toxic"...

[@Vectorh]

I guarantee he still ate that bagel.

[@Supershackda]

When you tell everyone you're trolling, you're not trolling.

[@billborrowed3939]

The funniest thing in the Cliff Stoll Videos is that he makes a sound every time he draws a line.

[@etirun1517]

3:31 me when I need to pee but washroom is far away

[@DekuStickGamer]

It's nice to see that Doc Brown is still going strong these days...

[@user-rk4yr4se2m]

he could of written on the crust

[@willsuttie3683]

+Canatime *semantics

[@tadsmoll]

I love the way he says 'the curvature of a banana' (1:55) He just says it so nonchalantly with his fun voice like that's just the kind of thing you would talk about when it comes to bananas.

[@tadsmoll]

5:17 CURVATURE STAYS THE SAME

[@sleonard-lu7bo]

I love how enthusiastic he is

[@patrik5123]

I love Cliff. Such a passionate geek.